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mossy-thing · 2 years ago
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So like, after the first elves awoke, they woke up the others that were still sleeping, right? What if one of them was just. Not noticed. By any of them.
(Maybe he was under a bush or something)
What if he kinda stayed there.
What if he was found a few thousand years later under a pile of moss and fungus. What if he was GIL GALAD EREINI-
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hotdogmchiggin · 15 days ago
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Company Mandated Fancy Fits on the Tulpar 😏
Also had to include the REAL star of the show (and a bonus)
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Based off of this and this. Thank you very much joetastic for being inspirational 👍
The REAL reason this is late
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herd-reject-arts · 2 years ago
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
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Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
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Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago
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You think William has heard Ballora’s FNAF song?..
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nuno-draws · 2 months ago
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Blessed Be Those Who Listen
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barksbog · 9 months ago
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panther chameleon plushies!!!
based on the Amilobe locality of Furcifer pardalis
magnetic little hands for to grab things
soft
funny eyes
doesn´t need high humidty or complex care!
teddy joints for to move their little legs
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adopt one from my bog
barks-bog.com
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kinerxy · 6 months ago
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Honrses
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uncanny-tranny · 1 year ago
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Amatonormativity has destroyed so many people's understanding and acceptance of themselves, and it's heartbreaking.
Yes, it is normal to be in your 20s, 30s, or older and not have lost your virginity, had a first kiss, or a partner. It is normal to say that you aren't ready for those things, too! It is normal if your life doesn't follow the "college graduate -> engagement -> buying a home -> 2.5 kids and a dog" trajectory that so many people have idealized.
So many people associate maturity with losing your virginity, or having a first kiss, or a serious relationship, and I think that's a dangerous association. Maturity isn't gained through those things, and you don't have to have those experiences to be considered "mature" or "grown." It is not a bad thing to go at your pace. Nobody else can live your life but you. If you end up having those experiences, that's great! But it should be done because you want to experience them, not because you feel "broken" and "immature" without them.
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absolutely-scheming · 5 months ago
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You see how Deadpool and Wolverine only cause minimal damage to civilian life? You see how respectful they are to the extras? Very mindful. Very demure.
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They don’t cause irreparable damage to major cities likely killing hundreds or more like some people. Instead they’re very mindful and cutesy
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chinchilla-clown · 9 months ago
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When you think Sun is winking at you but no his eye is just busted :-(
(I was thinking "huh i copy paste the dca's face a lot :-/" so WHY NOT incorporate that in universe with a comic!! The facial changes are subtle but it makes sense this way idk. I'll be drawing them a bunch anyway and I'm a sucker for asymmetry. Next one will be Moon talking abt their eyes too)
Bonus:
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Biblically accurate DCA enjoyers rise up <3
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bobcat-art · 7 months ago
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mo dao zu shi? don’t you mean
Jiu Jiu’s Bizarre Adventure
(thank you @princess-of-purple-prose for the image description!)
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umblrspectrum · 11 days ago
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another failed sneaking attempt
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triple-starsss · 2 months ago
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hi knuckles
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chloesimaginationthings · 7 months ago
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The death of Vanessa and the birth of Vanny in FNAF
(Inspired by this art by Yuto Sano)
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numberonetribble · 18 days ago
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Guess who finally heard what Knockout said to Optimus in TFP ?!!?! (me)
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yuurionviktor · 10 months ago
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Personally, I thought this was a banger outfit
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