#homestuck collide

[mirai-the-weeb]

FINALLY I FINISHED THIS IT ONLY TOOK SEVERAL YEARS

I finished it in like 3 days but it took years of redoing it before I finally was at a place I think it'd look good :3

[clowncarousel]

help a lady out will you

[homestuck-music-tournament]

Heir of Grief

Album: [S] Collide. Composer: Tensei Leitmotifs: Heir of Grief, Typheus Characters: Skaia, Jane Crocker, The Condesce, Derse, Kanaya Maryam, Roxy Lalonde, LoMaX, Jake English, Felt, Dad Crocker, Cans, Spades Slick, Jack Noir, Dirk Strider, Terezi Pyrope, Peregrine Mendicant, Bec Noir, June Egbert, LoWaS, Rose Lalonde, LoLaR, Dave Strider, LoHaC, Jade Harley, LoFaF, Gamzee Makara, Crowbar, Karkat Vantas, Clover, ARquiusprite, LoTaK

You may know this from:

[S] Collide.

[pixxelminxx]

its stupid that almost all of the beta kids live in the US. jade doesnt but her grandpa is from the US i believe? how is it that theres a handful of kids fated to save the universe or whatever and theyre ALLL american. it would make way more sense if they were scattered all over the globe.

so far i see dave as still living in texas because he very much feels like a product of the american public school system and american individualism. jade also still lives on her island thats fine her gpa is just polynesian to me, and then john lives in hong kong and rose lives in brazil.

rose specifically lives in the southern high planes of brazil bc thats where it snows and for some reason rose living in a snowy location feels important to her upbringing to me? maybe just because of the flashbacks to her playing in the snow. oh also because it makes sense if she lives in a more isolated location.

i think grandpa harley is maori and was originally born in new zealand wow oh my god as im typing this im imagining jade w a kiwi accent and that feels so fitting. anyways i think he sailed out from NZ and found hellmurder island out in the pacific on his travels.

i also like the idea of rose and dave meeting online and dave is fluent in spanish (bro is irish american/mexican) and in english while rose is fluent in portuguese and knows some english. they communicate through spanglish and portuganglish(???)and rose gets better ar conversational english this way. once she starts getting the hang of it (which is very fast) she starts reading more and more english books and quickly accumulates a far bigger vocabulary than dave because dave does not fucking read books like that.

when they talk mainly spanish and portuguese in the beginning dave is like “portuguese speakers sound like theyre trying to speak spanish while having a stroke you’re giving me a headache” and rose is like “sounds like a you problem i understand your spanish just fine” lol.

dave has a weird assortment of spanish vocab that he knows outside of the basics because his only exposure to spanish is from his bro and shitty public school spanish classes.

also bro was raised on dragon ball z and thats part of the reason he styles his hair the way he does. bro has the goku jesus mexican flag hanging in their living room.

[robot-thighs]

actually though Bionicle was ahead of its time, it would have done numbers on tumblr if it had come out just a couple of years later than it did

[forgetful-river]

Aradia August Day 14: Soulbot

[slavhew]

i draw myself a lot

[cyber-corp]

An actual summary of Homestuck Act 6's intermissions

by someone who’s a page away from Collide

Let’s do this lightning-round style.

After breaking through the fourth wall on the ship and getting the Gift of Gab (lol), John and Jade prepare for a three-year-long voyage to meet up with the gang, with Davesprite, Nannasprite, and a variety of other faces in tow. They write a letter for the crew.

The Monarch (previously the Mendicant) and the firefly buddy (I've forgotten their name) plead for the Vagabond's life. She takes him to the trolls and kid's rendezvous spot.

The trolls finally meet up with Dave and Rose, who have indeed reached God Tier. Half-dead Sollux and GT Aradia show up as well. They plan to host a "funeral" for Sollux, who is just sort of watching in disgust.

After Karkat's bucket-human-troll-sloppy-fueled breakdown from John's letter, the Vagabond, and the firefly show up, and the gang sets off through the Furthest Ring.

Intermission 2

Hussie, who was taking care of Spades Slick after he fucking killed the world by shooting Snowman, is shot dead by Lord English. I'm sure he'll show up later though. They always do.

It's been about a year in between the intermissions. While Rose explains what the Scratch did, Karkat attempts to explain the troll love quadrants to Dave. They draw dicks, fight, Dave wins by a mile through the suplex

Meanwhile, John, Jade and friends play the Ghostbusters II MMORPG, which is hilarious that that is even a thing in the first place. Jaspersprite sings a birthday song for him, Jade gets dogmad, which causes John to black out.

After getting harrassed by an eepy Roxy, John encounters Meenah (the best character!!!!!) for the first time. He takes a trident from her and wakes back up.

In a dream bubble, Terezi meets Aranea (second best character!!!!), who offers her to heal her sight. In another dream bubble, Hussie proposes to Vriska with a ring. Because of course he does.

Intermission 3 (and some other stuff)

Aranea invites Jake to Meenah's dream bubble, where she finds quite a lot of fighting happening. After telling a story of the Condensce, Jake embarrasses himself by attempting to wallop Meenah. He wakes up after getting whacked, but Brain Ghost Dirk sticks around.

After a "quick" game of Meenah Quest, we get a glimpse of what John and Jade are up to; watching Con Air baybee!!!! Except John has a big freakout over hating the movie, hating Davesprite, and passes out. What a guy.

PM and Noir are locked in chase before they enter a bubble of Jack's own massacre of the Battlefield, before John awakens and fights him. Rose shows up for a brief second and John uses his cool-ass windy powers as well.

After the battle, John wanders into a desert, finds a ring, and finds Tavros (wHO DESPERATELY WANTS THE RING,) and Vriska. She shares her plan to find a treasure that'll defeat Lord English.

After another game of Meenah Quest (where she unsuccessfully gets no one on her team), we go back to the meteor, where Rose drinks and forgets her date with Kanaya (best couple. fight me) and then falls down the stairs. They warned her, dog.

John wakes up with the ring, soyjaks, and the intermission ends.

Intermission 5 (CALIBORN TOOK uP THE LAST SPOT)

Dave and Karkat intervene Terezi, who is a massive wreck because of her degrading romance with Gamzee and letting Aranea heal her eyesight.

John, Vriska, Aranea, Meenah and Aradia find a big green cave in a dream bubble, where they also find a juju. It's the Homestuck House! John sticks his hand in it, his arm appears throughout multiple points in the comic, and then voops out of reality completely. He has an INTENSE STAREDOWN with Caliborn and wakes up on LOMAX, Jake's planet.

I don't usually do this but

(skips many, many important bits and pieces)

Vriska comes back (thanks to John's time shenanigans), plans out everything to come and verbally abuses her ghost self, Dave and Dirk have a feelings jam, dead pre-retcon Terezi and Ghost Vriska rejoice in facing the end, and everybody just about gets ready to

Collide.

This has been by far one of the most bonkers pieces of fiction I have ever read, and nothing gets me more excited than to see all of it come together and wrap all of it up, I hope. Also Caliborn and Calliope are one of the best "Jekyll/Hyde" characters I've seen in a long while!

Whatever lies on the other side of that hyperlink, I sure hope it'll be good.

[shittyjakeenglish]

Have you heard of the Felt? If so, anything you'd like to share?

Day 53

I appreciate their color scheme.

[homiu-l]

so we back in the mine

[itsmybirthdaythough]

Dirk strider moodboard here you go.

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Art by: @togusso

[mxescargot]

i love how roxy is drawn here :> (is there a comprehensive list of which pages + animation scenes were done by which artists)

anyways collide was a fun watch. def not the best narratively tho

#janewasrobbed

[hisonokami]

rewatching [S] Collide, and i think about how this significant part of Heir of Grief solidified Homestuck as like- one of the medias EVER.

like- Say what you will, this guitar drop alongside with THESE TWO (and terezi hi :3) FIGHTING SIDE BY SIDE?!?! PEAK!!!!!!

[homestuck-music-tournament]

Oppa Toby Style

Album: [S] Collide. Composer: Toby Fox Leitmotifs: Rex Duodecim Angelus, English, Cascade, Doctor, Crystal, Crustacean, Black Characters: Derse, The Condesce, June Egbert, Kanaya Maryam, Rose Lalonde, Roxy Lalonde, Maplehoof, Felt, Jake English, Itchy, Doze, Trace, Stitch, Sawbuck, Crowbar, Fin, Die, Matchsticks, Eggs, Biscuits, Authour, Quarters, Ms. Paint, Cans, ARquiusprite, Gamzee Makara, Clover, Karkat Vantas, Nannasprite, Jasprose, Jane Crocker, Casey, Dave Strider, Dirk Strider, Spades Slick, Jack Noir, Terezi Pyrope, Calliope, Wayward Vagabond, Dad Crocker, Prospit, Bec Noir, Peregrine Mendicant, Jade Harley, Caliborn, Yaldaboath, Andrew Hussie, Vriska Serket

You may know this from:

[S] Collide.

[1o1percentmilk]

🍬 🥦 TRICKSTER MODE 🥦 🍬

idea stolen from @dykeyaoi 's profile pic

[rookhuntt]

Me when my Percy Jackson cosplay British Museum meet falls on the day Homestuck was born and there's going to be a Homestuck meet down the road from us..........how my worlds collide, if you're in London on that day I am sorry 😭