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Make way for pine cones...

As the fall holidays officially transition to winter ones, Gary and Elaine’s gourds are ceremoniously shown the door to wait for their Lyft.

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Ermagourd...

I...I don’t know what happened. Last thing I saw was Elaine locking herself in her craft room with our entire gourd collection, a giant clam shell, a bag marked “nature stuff,” and two bottles of wine.

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Pain in the neck...

Elaine, we closed the windows before we left for your mother’s house, right?

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Leaf it alone...

This looks charming, Gary, but for the record I asked you to put the LEAF in the TABLE...

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Make it rain...

Listen Elaine, one of these is full of candy, and I’m going to keep hitting all of them with a bat until I find the right one. 

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Green with envy...

You know I love eating healthy, Elaine, but can’t we just buy bagged salad like everyone else?

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Looking sharp...

Well Elaine, I tried to get your drink and magazine from the living room, but I didn’t want to interrupt the cactus staring in the mirror and whispering “I am beautiful” over and over.

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Claus for concern...

Because I’m testing him, Elaine. If Santa’s the pro he claims to be he’ll see that the Christmas tree is actually the other way.

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You should see the coffee table...

After seeing their new wallpaper and bookshelf, Gary and Elaine agreed that next time they would hire a less literal designer.

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A wicker good time...

People book Gary and Elaine’s Airbnb for the prime location and clean accommodations, but what keeps them coming back is the thrill of riding a full size wicker motorcycle.

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Don’t leave us hanging...

Until Pink reports back as to whether there’s a possible escape route, the other bags can only watch anxiously from their hooks as she slowly scales the ladder.

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Gary & Elaine have figured out Instagram...

...and they’d love you to join them. BYO gourds

https://instagram.com/p/BLy0y3_ADc1/

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Bustin’ makes me feel good...

Elaine, remember that huge room in that wing of the house we never use? Well I think it’s safe to say I’ve found the perfect spot for that bust your mother passed down to you.

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Oh Poe you didn’t...

Quoth the raven, “fall decor!”

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Party animals...

Penny and Maxwell stared into the distance, hoping that somehow the silence would erase the embarrassment of Rufus the Dog overdoing it at the tea party once again.

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This day is for the birds...

Strangers assumed it was a Halloween pillow, but friends of Gary and Elaine were well aware that it was just one of their 365 pillows with a date and a bird on it.

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What are words for...

I hope you don’t mind, Elaine, but I added a couple of photographs to the wall on your side because it was looking a little desperate.