#homestuck candy epilogues

[docileroamer]

man i love the epilogues /sarcasm

[lk1179]

The Candy epilogue had so much angst for these two, and I really think that is peak!  I really like this scene; it's the point of view of John when he was looking for Karkat and Dave after they just went out of the church.

[slavhew]

And I just have to tell you that I

Love you so much these days,

[sweetstuffiemilk]

Pesterquest never leaves my mind.

[chradorya]

davekat week, day 6 — sadstuck

collab with Fungi (@FungiDK on Twitter)! Check out his tweet and account! :]

bonus of us suffering

[neeahtao]

my candy timeline au

[fortjester]

Hey Space Cadet (Beast Monster Thing In Space) by Car Seat Headrest vs. Dirk Strider (Homestuck)

[sillyhomestucksilliness]

candy timeline has so much potential it's driving me crazy

[ofantediluvian]

[ Spoilers if you haven’t played Pesterquest ]

Also while I was catching up on all things Homestuck, I saw in Pesterquest that you have the option to stop Dirk from becoming his ultimate self by having Dave talk to him (FROM the tl where he [redacted]) and they hug. Then they’re shown at the victory screen together joking around—

Why the fuck is Dirk such an absolute tragic ass character like he has never caught a break!!!!!!

​And I know that he does all that other shit with his ultimate self but you know what. I would have also went down the scorched earth route if I knew that shit would be happening to my alternate selves

[dabiswings]

i think its really funny that my hero fans are so pressed about the epilogues and i agree, yeah, they kind of suck. but theyre still miles better then the, dare i say it, HOMESTUCK epilogues.

your least favourite ship is implied to be canon? my favourite ship which was a canon lesbian couple before same sex marriage was legalized disolved in BOTH of the timelines.

a character you liked got an ugly haircut? a character i liked became a racist, facist, rapist.

your favourite character died? obama killed mine. canonically

bakugo didnt make top 10 pro heros? dirk literally became an incesteous transphobic villain who was writing/is still writing kind of the epilogues themself.

like yeah they suck but PLEASE you guys dont even understand the pain

[insufferable-homestuck]

bad ref sorry

[davekat-sucks]

"Woke" is such a funny term, it's so fun to say. Homestuck? More like WOKEstuck! Anyway can someone post the Eridan is a reference towards the Obama presidency? Its really funny i love that picture.

Im one day late but happy blog anniversary

Makes it all ironic that Epilogues makes Obama a Hope Player too. And Obama kills Dave Strider in that same Epilogues. It could be a coincidence that Andrew Hussie and WhatPumpkin may not know or remember this post from the fandom, but I wonder about Eridan and Obama connection being actually canon...

[lk1179]

I love him in every universe

[shimshamshimsham]

had an idea of 13 yr old dave meeting his meat and candy selves, heres what i wrote for that (may or may not do the rest of the beta kids ltr)

DAVE: ... DAVE: ... DAVEBOT: ... DAVE: ok what the fuck DAVEBOT: what DAVE: dawg what do you mean what youre a full ass titanium tank DAVE: walking around like T-800 in Terminator 1 shooting up your targets like “beep boop eat my alloy ass” DAVE: or wait maybe youre like how he was in the second movie defending that one kid with the fucked up haircut DAVE: idk take your pick DAVEBOT: depends on the day tbh DAVE: damn okay thats kinda fucked up DAVEBOT: why whats wrong with it DAVE: well no its not like a bad thing DAVE: like actually the opposite thats categorically fucking awesome DAVE: its just kinda insane DAVE: like DAVE: how did this happen dude DAVEBOT: i could explain it but its kinda a long story DAVEBOT: you better be prepared to sit our choice ass down and listen to a fuckin heap of a strider ramble for this one dude DAVE: oh im one hundo percent down to hear the full davebot-ification saga like im listenin to the tales of old but instead of old they’re like new cuz they happen in the future or whatever DAVE: first though DAVE: whats your deal DAVE: huh DAVE: well youre both like different future versions of me right like what happened in your timeline or whatever DAVE: oh uh DAVE: not much tbh DAVE: not as interesting as mr ethereal brobot over there im just kinda chilling in space after losing an election with my- DAVE: … DAVE: uh DAVE: yeah anyway im just doofing around heading after our mutual bro DAVEBOT: are you gonna tell him the thing DAVE: what thing DAVE: youre saying that like theres some kinda big fuckin topic im tip-toeing around like its some stinky ass cheese and im a 12 year old greg heffley DAVEBOT: the karkat thing DAVE: oh absolutely not DAVE: dont even say his name im not talking about this DAVE: ??? DAVEBOT: you gotta talk about it man DAVE: no i like absolutely dont DAVE: could you imagine being 13 year old us hearing that shit im not gonna fucking tell him DAVE: if you want him to know so bad why dont you tell him yourself DAVEBOT: i never said i was- DAVE: dont pull that shit bro you absolutely are DAVE: even if you dont think you are personally you got all those alternate dave brains bouncing around your metal dome and theres absolutely no fuckin way none of those handsome bastards have thought about stapling a singular bright pink triangle to their lobe DAVE: what are you talking about DAVEBOT: hes gay DAVE: WHAT THE FUCK DAVE: WHAT THE FUCK

[paula-zotter]

The Homestuck Epilogues: Candy 26 - 27

This project is now also on MS Paint Fan Adventures!

[silliestpixels]

Day 27 of drawing random HS ships

“ARADIA: this may be one of the best death related celebrations ive ever seen :)

SOLLUX: t0p five at least.”

HSE Candy: Chapter-21