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[robmchops]

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[amuppetreference]

introduction

hello, tumblr users, redditors, tiktokers, felt fuckers, and horrors beyond man's comprehension. this blog is designed to be a comprehensive reference guide to the young man known as the muppet joke aka kermit aka joker aka kj, his creative work, his theology and his many followers, enemies, and associates. the bulk of this blog is dedicated to that task. perhaps this information will be of vital importance once the muppet transformation caves are complete, or kj might die in a duel tomorrow and it will be merely an interesting diversion.

i am open to any and all communications from those i write about, as i believe that is the respectful thing to do. but i have no desire to influence the events i chronicle, nor do i want to center myself. but in case my notes and communications are of interest to anyone, i am working on an appendix.

signed,

the curious

dOwN tHe mUpPeT hOlE

table of contents

part 1: the players

the muppet joker

childhood

tumblr history

erotic fanfiction

family

mother

father

aunt kimberly

uncle

enemies

number four

gonzobatman

the brotherhood

number five

kin, persona, etc.

kermit

the joker

adam

vriska

gonzo

miss piggy

others

bucephalus

ethan

jim henson

part 2: places, things

places

kentucky

ohio

starbucks

kj's home

kj's church

the woods

the astral plane

institutions

kj's college

the catholic church

things

the kermit plush

kj's sword

blucifer

phenomenon

soul vir us

muppets

[talesfromthecrypts]

Anyway now that I’m back home I can do a quick silly anecdote list:

I learned to respond to the name Astarion because so many people tried to talk to me

Some guy ran up to me and my friend whispered “there are gay books at table 105” and ran away which was the hardest I’ve ever been clocked

Found my new career at a Don Bluth panel which is “media death scholar”

Had someone run up to me after the Neil Newbon panel and ask if they could give me something and it was Gale’s hand.

Which related the next morning I was aggressively “it’s Brittany bitch”ed by Mr Newbon which was such a strange interaction to my brain I just didn’t recover

Was given a very cute Astarion friendship bracelet from a nice teenager

Got a very excited text from my friend while I was on a side quest about Neil hanging out at Andy Serkis’ table which would have changed my life to see but it’s fine

Saw a dog wearing ski goggles which was life changing

Keith David morning serenade which went crazy

Barely restrained myself from asking Ella Purnel if she had seen Blucifer because she said she was excited to explore

Somehow gave myself a forehead cut with a wig cap

[bluedalahorse]

Ahh I'm glad you made it home finally! I didn't see you had already posted the wip game when I tagged you oops. Would love to hear more about your saraugust under the influence of blucifer idea if you'd like to share!

Happy to share! @margotdanslebois also asked this, so I am answering for her as well.

So to be clear, it was not Sara and August under the influence of Blucifer. It was me, as this was just fanfic I was dreaming about while trapped in the Denver Airport the other day. No joke the Denver Airport is watched over by a demonic-looking horse called Blucifer. And then I thought about my bluedalahorse username and I was like… what’s the lore here? Is Blucifer my weird giant cousin from the mountains? Is Blucifer the spirit that possesses me when I want to write absolute id-driven fanfic?

I didn’t come to an answer, but I did let my id write some fanfic, even if it stayed mostly inside my head. Hence this sounding like nebulous daydreaming.

Anyway, Swell the Numbers and my road trip fic are in the same timeline, and that got me wondering about things that happen in the intervening years. And I just started thinking about vignettes that could happen during that time.

I think August may have been diagnosed with ADHD, among a few other things, during the mental health treatment he gets during Swell the Numbers. This eventually leads him to Sara’s life with AuDHD vlog, and he watches a few of her videos and really values the information he’s getting from her, but tries not to watch them too much because otherwise it’s too easy for him to be swept up in ~the yearning~ and he has a smart enough therapist to point that out. But the algorithm also leads August to see more stuff that’s actually helpful for him, so that’s positive!

There’s also small interactions Sara and August have in between Swell the Numbers and road trip fic, because August and Wille are working to maintain family ties with one another and therefore August is trying to repair/build anew things with Simon (in part through vulnerable honest conversations and in part through dungeons and dragons) and Sara and Simon still love each other and such. So Sara and August are crossing paths on occasion—especially around holidays when they’re both seeing their family. They’re figuring out how to have conversations without it being awkward. Much.

At one point, it looks like Sara might get a book deal because of her vlog, but that doesn’t end up panning out, and August says he would have bought her book, and Sara says she would have signed it for him. Sara’s still figuring out how she feels when she learns about August’s ADHD diagnosis. It’s confusing but it’s not all bad confusing.

Anyway, they’re navigating their 20s, and also, because dreaming brains are Like This, they still have sex dreams about one another. (At which point I’m adding the nsfw part behind a cut here, shh.)

One feature of this timeline is that Sara has experimented with kink a bit more, and maybe August hears about it and dreams about Sara tying him up and doing what she wants to him? And since they have just had that conversation about book signing, in the dream Sara’s writing all over him too, and it kind of hurts but it also feels kind of great?

Meanwhile I am always here for historical clothing, so I feel like Felice and Sara go see like a rococo art exhibition or something during the holidays. And then that night Sara’s sex dream involves August going down on her while she’s in her Valentine’s ball dress? She wakes up and she’s like, huh, haven’t thought about the Valentine’s ball in years. Also maybe in the dream she was sitting on a swing, because the rococo and all.

Look you all. Sometimes I am stuck in an airport and must occupy my brain with character thoughts. THANK YOU BLUCIFER FOR SANCTIONING THESE VISIONS.

[thethirstiestofbitches]

☀️ 📺 ✈️

☀️ - Story about your day.

Spent the day helping my dad clean out the storage shed in the back yard after putting it off for a few years, and we finally got the whole thing cleared out!! It was really fun stumbling across mountains of family photos and baby pictures. Now we just gotta find spots inside for them.

📺 - Top 5 favorite tv shows?

In order of most to least favorite:

Over the Garden wall - Watching this series feels like coming home to a mug of warm apple cider and a hand knit blanket to curl up in on a misty autumn day❤️

Bee and Puppycat - Huge comfort show, I am its target demographic as I, too, am a disaster queer who loves cat cafes and soft scifi and has a raging sweet tooth.

Inuyasha - Best anime ever, hands down.

Castlevania - Just??? So good??? I am a sucker for well written low fantasy and vampires, (shoutout to vamps, lowkey my monsterfucker awakening,) and oh my god. The character designs. It is just *chefs kiss* so good. Gives a horny biselxual so much eye candy🥰

Inside Job - Excellent show to get high and binge watch, 10/10 would recommend. (Bonus points for the Blucifer episode, we fukn hate that horse and it was very funny having it feature in an ep.)

✈️ - Where are you from?

Colorado! I'm so used to living with the mountains that if I don't have them as a reference point my sense of direction is fucked lmao.

[obeythedemons]

Obey Me! Oneshot/Drabble List

Obey Me! Masterlist

Requests: Closed

Italics = New, posted on May 12

Everyone minus Luke

Motivation

Shipping Wars

Lucifer

Warmth 

Warmth of Melancholy

100 Days

Drunk Texting

His Heart

Acceptance

Demonus

Broken Vase

Self-Worth

Blucifer

Cold Walk

More Time

Reunion

Pride and Joy

A Dance

Just In Case

Gray Hair

Blind [Lucifer/MC, Barbatos/MC]

Mammon

Bandages

I'm Just Crazy for You

MC's Type

Morosexual

A Promise

Leviathan

Ruri-Chan!

Away in Ikebukuro

Satan

Huff

Kitty Sticker

Cat Cubicle

Cursed Wrath

Fiction

Asmodeus

Self-Worth

One Brain Cell

Welcome Home~

Beelzebub

Out of Reach

Belphegor

Forgiveness

Diavolo

Misunderstanding

A Moment

The Oxymorons of Hell

Hell’s Rebellion [Not featuring MC]

Marriage

Greetings

No. 1

A Plea

Last Dance

Something Sweet

Diavolo’s Tits

New Reality [Diavolo & Barbatos]

Barbatos

A Fallen King

The You-Know-What

Happily Ever After?

An Old Injury

Sleep and Heat

Tea Leaves

A Glimpse

Their Favorite

Mc, My Love

A Grand Feast

It’s a Deal

To Care

Melting the Cold

Cold Nights

The Bridge

The Lover’s Gem

Candied Rat

Confession

His Weakness

The Tease

Winking Lessons

Good Qualities

Kitty

Gray

Rats and Spiders

Forever

Slumber

Devil Improv

Vigilante

Onesie

His Greed

Tables Have Turned

Lipstick

The Wedding Photo Shoot

Off Guard

New Year

Opinion

Cold Cuddles

Past Meets Future

Text Confessions

Cold Snap

Academic Goals

Goodnight Kiss

Tremor

Memories of the Future

Games and Desserts

Ignore

Tasks

Oblivious

Drying Off

Late

Killing Time

Devil Bath Bomb

Staring

The Distraction

A Night In

Garden of Illusions [Angst]

Late Night Walks

Lessons

Love Confession

If I Were You

Pranking Barbatos

2 AM

Boo-Yaaaah!

The Command

The Victory

Blind [Lucifer/MC, Barbatos/MC]

New Reality [Diavolo & Barbatos]

Simeon

A Kiss to Make it Better

Fallen

Solomon

Command [Angst]

World of Sun

Mephistopheles

Libel

No Pairing

The Kitten

[cuttlefishkitch]

Fear Strongholds in America

so in a burst of hyper-fixation thanks to a joke about a pickle made in @ofdreamsanddoodles​‘ awesome fic, I decided to figure out what horrible things in america are Strongholds of Fear, so in no particular order but alphabetical.

The Buried = Hole N’ the Rock ( Moab, Utah ) a 5,000 square foot home carved into the rock. Visit their probably unethical zoo and take a tour!! Pray the sandstone doesn’t fall on you!!

The Corruption = DOUBLE TROUBLE Seattle’s Gum Wall (Seattle, Washington) and Bubblegum Alley (San Luis Obispo, California) Thanks I hate it!

Honorable mention: The Big Blue Bug (Providence, Rhode Island)

The Dark = Cross Island Chapel (Oneida, New York) For all your dumb church needs. Honestly, idk why I picked this there was nothing else that came close to fitting the dark.

The Desolation = The Worlds Largest Thermometer (Baker, California) Cause it’s the only thing capable of measuring how hot Jude Perry is.

The End = Nicolas Cage’s Plot (New Orleans, Louisiana) the mad lad knows he’s gonna die and is PREPARED!

Honorable mention: Ben and Jerry’s Flavor Graveyard (Waterbury, Vermont)

The Eye = America’s own NSA (your house, probably) cause everyone has their own fbi agent.

The Flesh = MONUMENT to the HOG (Dothan, Alabama) in honor of everyone’s favorite munstah pig.

Honorable mention: Whatever The Fuck This Thing Is (Jacksonville, Florida)

The Hunt = Skunk Ape Research Center (Ochopee, Florida) America’s own Everchase.

The Lonely = Prada Marfa (Valentine, Texas) because it’s in the middle of nowhere and capitalism alienates us all.

The Slaughter = Blucifer (Denver, Colorado) Not only did this horse fucking kill a man, but it’s lovingly rendered veiny asshole and balls makes me want to go on a killing spree.

The Spiral = The Mystery Hole (Santa Cruz, California) *insert dirty joke about micheal’s mystery hole*

The Stranger = Big Tex (Dallas, Texas) This Man Does Not Have A Human Face.

Honorable Mention: Clown Motel (Tonopah, Nevada)

The Vast = The Bean (Chicago, Illinois) Anish Kapoor may be a failed avatar of the dark but there’s no way Simon Fairchild doesn’t wank it to “Cloud Gate.”

Honorable Mention: Crown Fountain Spraying Faces (Chicago, Illinois)

The Web = Worlds Largest Ball of Twine (Cawker City, Kansas) This Thing Has So Many Spiders You Guys.

Honorable mention: Wherever The Fuck This Took Place (Hopefully nowhere close)

In conclusion: this country is cursed beyond salvation.

[wanderingspiritcc]

I love that Neil and Andrew live in Denver post cannon. I've always felt that was a bit random cause I don't think they'd vibe culturally, but yo, it's my home town! But I do find fics that take place when they live in Denver hard to read.

I just need y'all to know, the airport is in the middle of nowhere and a good 40 minutes away from Denver proper.

Denver is not New York huge, tho it does sprawl directly into the cities around it and there's little delineation from where Denver starts and the cities next too it end. Still much smaller then most big cities.

It's dry, your going to dehydrate immediately and the altitude messes with some people. Also not much greenery come summer due to near constant drought conditions.

Denver is not in the mountains.

Only tourists go to Vail because everything there is over priced.

Anyway, I dont mean to criticize any fic writers! I just see some of the same misconceptions a lot and I wanted to share a quick info dump!

Lastly, please Google "Blucifer" for reasons...

[antidarkmattermaker]

you left out the part that the reason a large portion of colorado residents say it's satan is because the statue is over 30 feet tall and it fell on the artist while he was making it and killed him. the horse ended up being finished by his son. and yes, btw, the eyes actually glow at night

So at Denver International Airport there’s this terrifying statue of a blue horse with glowing red eyes that everyone’s pretty much convinced is Satan and in Terminal C there’s a big, blown up picture of his face for whatever reason. And….

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS IT’S EVEN MORE HORRIFYING UP CLOSE!!!!!

[superbtravelguides-blog]

Why Put Denver in Your Travel Bucket List

If you love to travel but have not visited Denver, you should do it soon.   There are some places that really should be in your bucket and the mile city is one of them.

When you hear Denver mentioned, what comes automatically to your mind is beer. This alone should arouse your interest especially if you are an enthusiastic beer drinker.   There is no place in the United States that produces more beer than Denver. It is home to some of the country’s most innovative and well-known breweries including the Epic Brewing Company, 14er Brewing & Beer Garden and others.

You probably would not put Denver in your travel bucket simply for the beer unless, of course,   that is all you want.   Actually coming for just the beer is not really a bad idea.   You can spend days visiting breweries and enjoying the various festivals they hold for visitors and locals alike. You can spend hours enjoying a few bottles of beer and enjoying fellow enthusiasts in beer stalls in such as places such as Denver Central Market and Larimer Lounge. The former houses everything from coffee, meat and shops, fish, vegetable and fruit markets and food stalls.  So you will end up enjoying a lot of things. Denver is famous for its food, especially for its burgers.  In fact, the cheeseburger was invented by Louis E. Ballast, a local restaurateur who had trademarked in 1935.  There is a marker in the market where the inventor’s restaurant once stood.   You’d love to know a piece of local history. 

You can’t escape one other attraction that Denver is also famous for. When you land at the Denver International Airport, you’ll be amazed at the art exhibitions that the airport houses. A blue horse named “Mustang” and called “Blucifer”, is one of its most durable exhibitions.  Now if this stimulates your interest for Denver art, there is plenty to see.  You can go to RiNo Art District district, which is located north of the city.  In this district are numerous art galleries.  It also houses the Denver Museum, one of the largest museums in the US.  

The district though is not all about art.   If you go hungry, thirsty and tired from visiting the galleries, you can find the fine food halls that attract crowds of visitors.  And while you are enjoying your food, you can marvel at the art painted in the walls of buildings. View here for more : https://www.britannica.com/topic/tourism.

[geekifyinc]

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[coyote-morningstar]

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Nope

[glitterkaiju]

Painting a baby Blucifer to pass the time til Aaron gets home with Animal Crossing

[austinpanda]

3 March, 2019

Dear Dad--

Pardons if this week’s letter is a bit short and insane; I’m going to quit smoking in the next few hours and I am NOT looking forward to it. I’m going to smoke the ones I have left (I have four cigarettes left) and then I have a big bowl full of sugar-free gum and Nicorettes. Nicorettes are expensive as hell, and they have instructions! I’m not sure how I feel about gum that comes with instructions. I’m going to give it a good honest try! If it causes my brain to throw a rod, and I get on the news, just be prepared for the reporters to come calling. You can explain that, despite buying the overpriced nicotine gum, it just didn’t give me the same experience when I set it on fire and smoked it, so I went wacko and drove my car through a tobacco shop.

I really hope I can quit and stay quit. I’ve read the list of positive things that happen when you give up smoking. I’ve read a list of all the symptoms of nicotine withdrawal, too, and most of them suck. The list of withdrawal symptoms actually includes increased coughing. INCREASED coughing, from quitting cigarettes. According to the writer of the list, it’s because the cilia in your lungs, which previously had quit their jobs in protest, will now get back to work, and this involves moving a lot of crud out of your lungs. So I have that to look forward to. Quit smoking, start having coughing fits. I’ll see if that turns out to be real. For now, it remains too counter-intuitive to be believable.

Not much else happening! Except I saw a dentist for the first time this past week in many years. (I’ve had some seriously shitty dentist experiences.) and, surprise, I have tooth problems and I need to see a periodontist for gum issues. Also Zach spent the whole week being sick. It was like a bad head cold, but with a fever, which I believe means he had the flu. The fun part is that I have not come down with the flu myself. It’s our superior genes, I’m quite sure.

I’m mostly done with the Spenser novels. You know, some of the Spenser audio books were read by Burt Reynolds! Most of the later ones were read by Joe Mantegna.

Our plan to move north, possibly to Boulder, continues to evolve. Since it’s relatively cheap to fly there (It’s less than $80 each way, if you’re willing to give up things like choosing your seat or having luggage or a carry-on of any kind.) we’re going to visit Boulder to look around the place before we move there. We found a cheap place to stay, and a cheap way to rent a car, so we’re going to spend a weekend there, on the cheap, just driving around, looking at mountains, and seeing if there’s any place there where we may be able to afford living. I am growing pessimistic about the possibility of moving there, only because the rent there is so similar to the rent in Austin. That was one of our goals, reducing our living expenses.

But we’ll go, and we’ll have fun, and I’ll take a few hundred pictures, and maybe we can find a nice, affordable apartment complex out there, or perhaps a manufactured home that doesn’t look too post-apocalyptic. We may take the opportunity to go to a park that grants spectacular views of the Continental Divide. We may take pictures of the gigantic, terrifying blue horse sculpture at the airport.

Are you familiar with the sculpture? The giant, anatomically correct blue horse with veins and bright red lights in its eyes? It’s called Blue Mustang. It’s also called Blucifer, and when he was creating it, the artist was killed when part of the sculpture fell on him. You can’t make that shit up. In case you haven’t seen it, I’ll include a picture.

So, by this time next week, I’ll either be a non-smoker for 6 days, or else I’ll be in the state hospital under heavy physical and pharmacological restraints. I really hope the gum works! You know, I quit smoking for a couple of months when I turned 30. I remember pretty much every waking moment, my brain was asking me when the next cigarette would arrive, and wouldn’t a cigarette be GREAT right about now? And hey, you just finished dinner, how about a cigarette? And when will those cigarettes be returning, by the way? Finally I bitched about it in front of a smoker and he just gave me his lit cigarette, possibly to make me stop complaining about it. That caused a slight 20-year relapse which I hope to end today. From what I understand, the fact that I smoke menthols will make it extra-challenging!

So...good luck to us all, and I’ll write more next week, assuming my hands are free. :)  Stay warm during the arctic death-blast.

[nominalnebula]

watching a youtube video about denver international airport that’s apparently going to be about the creepy art, the strange layout of the runways, tunnel system, and oh yeah blucifer

like how many times have I been through this airport in my life? including middle of the night liminal space times? it ain’t creepy anymore, it’s just the portal to home dude