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The stages of reading this -
Stage 1: wanting cowboy Rafe
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Stage 2: being in love with cowboy Rafe
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Stage 3: ayo put me in coach I need to suck his dick
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Stage 4: broski get me in that truck and dick me down
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cowboy casanova - rafe cameron AU (one shot)
synopsis: no real plot line just me thinking about cowboy!rafe while listening to cowboy casanova lmao...might write a part 2...idk; thought my rafe phase couldn't get worse..but it's WORSAA than ever, drew got me on a leash jesus; anyway enjoy
warnings: cowboy!Rafe Cameron; no smut per se yET; kissing; a LOT of pet names;
word count: 1.648k
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You’re smarter than this.
At least, you thought you were. Until Rafe Cameron managed to get his hands on you, and now he’s all you can think about. 
He stands a few feet away, back leaning against the passenger's side door of his truck. His arms are crossed over his chest, biceps straining, against the sleeves of his white t-shirt.
Holy fuck. 
Had it been his usual tank top and you'd be on your knees the second you saw him.
Instantly, his gaze turns towards you, indiscreetly sweeping down your body. He tips his hat in greeting, seemingly oblivious to the fact that his eyes are wandering as if he isn’t practically undressing you in his mind.
���Missed your face, darlin’.”
His eyes linger on your lips as your tongue traces its outline. The intensity in his gaze deepens, a dark heat simmering behind his blue irises. The air between you becomes charged with palpable tension as if a silent understanding passes between you.
“Can’t say the same thing, Casanova.”
He thinks it’s real fucking cute when you act like you don’t care about him. 
“Breaking m’heart,” Rafe's smirk widens, and he takes another step closer, closing the distance between you. One of his hands finds home in your waist, wrapping his warm and calloused fingers around the skin, the contact sending a jolt of awareness down your spine.
His presence seems to envelop you, and his voice drops to a low, gravelly tone, “Be nice.”
It’s entirely too hard to focus when he’s this close and all you can do is remember the last time you saw him. 
Last time, you didn’t expect things to get heavy so easily, but you couldn’t complain when you were pressed too snugly against him on the back of his truck, with your dress off and one of his hands, the same one he’s touching you with now, hooked under your ass. 
You clear your throat, slowly becoming yourself again, “What are you doing here?” 
His index finger is hooked under your chin, “Already told ya sugar.”
“And I know you better than that,” You flick the brim of his hat with your finger, “Spill, cowboy.”
A few tendrils of dark blonde hair slip loose over his forehead, and you fight every goddamn sinful thought in your mind. Like, how you had a fistful of his hair in your hand while you sat on his face.
Every time he turns those burning eyes on you, you feel something tighten deep within you. 
“Missed ya’, that’s all.”
His words give you a surge of stupid confidence roll, and you reach up, plucking his hat off his head before plopping it down on your own. His lips slowly slid into a sly grin as you tilt your head back slightly.
Rafe thinks it’s so cute when you get all red and flustered by his frame pressing against yours. His knuckles brush against your jawline, his grin melting into the sweetest smile. 
“And you wonder why I can’t get enough.”
A breath hitches in your throat, your lips parting in surprise. As much as you want to pull that beautiful mouth against yours, there’s a lot more to you two than meets the eye. You’re not supposed to do this…feelings were strictly prohibited the moment you started sleeping around with the Rafe Cameron.
You know better than that. 
“Don’t go all soft on me now, Cameron.”
He brushes a kiss on your cheek, and it takes every ounce of self-control to hold yourself back.
Rafe’s breath is ghosting over your neck when he leans over and asks if you’re doing all right. He knows exactly what kind of effect he has on you, and you hate it. 
“Lookin’ real pretty today sugar.”
“You think so?”
You want to argue back and call him out on his bullshit, but you don’t. You’d been working an eight-hour shift at the bar and after putting up with disgusting men all night, it feels nice to have someone call you pretty instead of a nice piece of ass.
His tongue darts out, sweeping over his bottom lip and your eyes track the movement like it’s the most mesmerizing thing you’ve seen in your life.
His lips stretch into a smug, satisfied grin, “Want me to prove it?”
“You wish.”
So maybe you’re also a terrible liar and your body likes to speak for itself. 
Rafe’s lips roll between his teeth as he fails to stifle a grin, “Is that why you all pressed up against me, sugar?
He loves the way you pretend to be surprised when he calls you out on your bullshit. 
Especially loves the way you always whine out that you really shouldn’t do this again when he got you in his bed, lips swollen from his kisses, and chest heaving. 
“You’re the one pressed up against me.”
“Yeah?” His hands glided with gentle precision up your arms, their touch leaving a tantalizing trail of goosebumps in their wake. The roughened calluses on his palms make delicate contact with your skin, further heightening the electrifying sensation.
As his hands continue their exploration, they caress over your shoulders, exerting just the right amount of pressure to melt away any tension, as he moves over your shoulders and cups the side of your neck.
You’re still marked up from the last time he had his mouth on you and it makes his chest swell with pride.
“Yeah.”
“Too bad, ‘cause I have no intentions of letting go, darlin’.”
Your hands fist the sides of his shirt, trying to give yourself something to keep you tethered to reality, “Cameron.”
“Got you right where I wanted ya.”
“Acting like you ain’t got a string of women pining after you.”
You try so valiantly to keep your voice from warbling, but as he kisses down the column of your neck you can’t help the sigh that slips through your open lips.
“Only want one,” Rafe tuts against your collarbone. You screw your brows together and open your eyes to look down at him as he pauses his administration to get your attention, “She’s right here.”
Your mouth drops open a little wider as his words work their way through your mind. 
You find yourself momentarily speechless, unsure of how to respond to his unexpected declaration. His statement carries a weight that you hadn't anticipated, and it takes a moment for it to fully sink in.
As you gaze down at him, your eyes meet his, searching for any hint of jest or insincerity. However, what you find in his gaze is a genuine sincerity and affection that leaves you breathless.
A mix of emotions swirls within you—shock, disbelief, and a glimmer of hope. Part of you wants to question his words, to delve deeper into his intentions and understand the magnitude of what he's saying. But another part of you simply wants to savor the tenderness of the moment, to bask in the vulnerability and the possibility of something more.
You feel his lips press against your collarbone again, his touch both comforting and electrifying. It sends a shiver down your spine, and you can't help but let out a soft sigh. The sound escapes your lips, betraying the longing and desire that are now coursing through your veins.
“You mean that, cowboy?”
“Got my hat on ya, don't I?”
You don’t wait another second, before grabbing the collar of his shirt and tugging him down to meet you as you rise on your toes. His lips are just as hot as his hands as they meet yours tentatively as if he’d never kissed you before. Your hand slides behind his neck, using it as an anchor to keep your knees from buckling.
Then, in one swift motion, his hand slides below your ass and hoists you up on his lap, pushing your back against the truck. You realize he’s holding your entire body weight with just one arm, and it almost makes you cum on the spot. You can feel yourself growing wetter at the idea of his strength.
So maybe you like it when Rafe Cameron manhandles you…who wouldn’t.
Breaking off for air, you rest your forehead against his, eyes closed, “Showoff.”
He grunts against your lips, “Only for you, sugar.”
You groan, pulling him back to your lips. He chuckles against them but stops as your fingers delve into his hair. Rafe pulls you closer, so your core is pressed up against his, and you squirm at the feeling of him slowly grinding into you.
His fingers brush against the bare skin of your waist where your shirt has ridden up, sending a shiver through you. A whimper escaped as you part your lips and his tongue plunges inside.
He tastes exactly how you remember, whiskey and cigarettes. You hate smokers, and yet he still pulls it off. He smells like he's yours.
His right-hand slides around to cup the back of your neck, tilting your head back to give him better access to your mouth as his tongue swiped greedily against yours. 
Rafe pulls away, both of you panting to catch your breath, his forehead pressed against yours, “Not fuckin’ you against my truck, sugar.”
You’d let him fuck you anywhere at this point.
“Inside, then?” You rasp before you can give into temptation, “Need you.”
His forehead falls on your shoulder as he groans, “You can’t do that sugar.”
“Do what?”
He grips your wrist, dragging your hand down his body until your palm is pressed against his cock, “Killin me here.”
Rafe stifles a groan when your hand grips the hardness beneath his pants, “Inside, now, cowboy.”
“Fuck, baby—” He meets your gaze through hooded eyes, “Gonna ruin you, yeah?”
Your pussy clenches around nothing as you whimper, tangling your fingers through his hair, “Please.”
“Don’t gotta ask twice sweet girl.”
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sunlitlemonade · 4 months ago
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theres something in the air man. mclarens illegal rear wing call out. daniel giving it all in possibly his last race, his last lap. charles saying "I DON'T CARE ABT NORRIS". max serving cunt and not taking fia's shit + the journalists following him outside + drivers backing him up.
the last season may have been legendary (i will always always adore it so much) but this season is bringing a lot of beginnings and ends and absolutely iconic moments. i couldn't list them if i tried.
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localceilingdevil · 1 year ago
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it's them again
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carlyraejepsans · 10 months ago
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hey did you guys know i love my fucking friends so much
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thatgoddamngingerundercut · 10 months ago
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daechwita daechwita, play it loud, daechwita
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yoonnzii · 1 year ago
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Ghost reference?? Hell yea
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sexymanbattleroyale · 2 years ago
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description for these guys under the cut, in case you dont know who they are
Bandit: yeah ive watched bluey before, 10/10 best thing to ever happen its very silly. anyway bandit is like bluey and bingo's dad so hes in a lot of episodes. hes also Australian because the show is Australian. usually hes the one to play games with bluey and bingo and go along with them, like i kid you not he can be VERY committed to the bit, its funny. he loves his wife and hes kinda tired all the time which is why i think hes considered a sexyman. one time there was an episode where him and his friends were ripping up stumps and havnig a lot of fun with it. i dont know why i added that detail but i did anyway Christopher: hes in a vocaloid song by ghost. he does gaslighting and he smashes the mirrors that show him his true form and then claims that it was the mirrors fault. yeah hes an asshole. also he can do really freakish things with his spine. like he can twist himself around like total 360 and all. at the end of his song the mirrors that he's been smashing burn him and then according to one of the tags he ends up in some kind of alternate dimension i think. and then another tag told me thats not confirmed so we dont know what really happened to him. AND he has a banger ass theme song. go gaslighter boy swing that bat
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p-a-i-nter · 15 days ago
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Heyyy Painty
Working on your body right now taking a biit longer than expected. Who knew finding a way to adapt 80s hardware to stuff made 40 years later was almost impossible? Anyway for now I’ll be coming back n forth to figure out what’cha want in a body! (watch me excuse exams)
So for now. Arms. Should the forearm wrist sorta thing end off becoming a sleeve of sorts or should it be going down into a wrist like a humans? Also, would you like a tablet attached to an arm where you can interact with any machinery you have control of in the facility and use as a paint palate or just do it in your head as always?
Be serious in your answers bud, else I’ll make you look like Chucky Cheese.
"Uh, yes to the tablet!! I'd like my body to be as practical as possible, so more ball joints! And light, make it lightweight. And really flexible."
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iwannadrawsadcups · 1 month ago
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cuphead show so much better when you're hyperfixated on the game oughhhhhhhhhhh
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mrs-bluemarine · 2 months ago
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My new gay fish. Thanks to my best friend Nero Kakusboyfriend
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keepmovinjunior · 4 months ago
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THATS KINDA GAY, GALATEA
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atsadi-shenanigans · 8 months ago
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You guys. Y’all. What you do not realize. Y’all remember that post about the worldbuilding rules of writing? And one of them rules was like “author’s secret hyperfocus”?
One of mine is CAVES. Are y’all interested in CAVES??? Cause I’m about to take y’all on this journey into my years of hobby hyperfocus over here. Underdark with a cave nerd, lads, let’s fucking GO.
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(Those are pictures I took when I went through a lava tube.) FUCKIMN CAVES YEAH.
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feline-evil · 1 year ago
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Never gonna be over how unutterably pathetic and in dire need of ANY kind of companionship or friendship that doesn't revolve around their band the entirety of dethklok are. I love these horrible idiots who are so devoid of any real connections outside of themselves that they will latch onto anyone unfortunate enough to get too close to any one of them! And GOD help anyone they latch onto!!
#jay talkin#metalocalypse#im thinking about the doubles episode where they just seem genuinely happy to have 'friends'#who arent like. industry people. these men are so starved of any kind of connection#and it takes them four seasons a rock opera and a movie to realise they can find that in each other lmao#also thinking about how quickly any of them bond and become really intense abt anyone in their life#aka: NATHAN TOWARDS ABIGAIL. oh dear poor abigail oh dear#but also toki to damn near anyone and this goes for the entire band tbh as well they all do this at least once#and yeah its mainly cuz 10min eps mean u gotta progress stuff fast#but also holy shit. charles these boys want friends so bad u gotta set em up on playdates or smth#maybe it'd get some of their dumb stupid idiot energy out and they'd be better behaved. well. no they wldnt but... u can dream#i do think theres smth to be said that yeah all of dethklok are cool theyre metal superstars they r good at what they do#theyre also fucking prophesised saviours too and theyre also incredibly dangerous idiots and terrible ppl#but never forget that they are also. so so SO pathetic and isolated and dysfunctional#these men have not lived in the real world in decades and are disconnected and unsocial and spoilt and u can see that this does impact#the way they interact w the world! they need like. anything other than the band in their lives hah. they do need to pal around#im glad they find that in each other eventually!!#i dont want 2 sound like im babying them or infantilising them these r grown asshole idiot men but like. listen these shitheards r lonelyyy#everyone in their lives is like. assigned to be there and is set as beneath them in a class and workbased system#they dont rlly have ppl who r just there cuz they like em. outside of fans. and fans arent rlly a real connection yknow#their only connections come via work networking sex and violence and worship baby!!!! its fucked up!
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ghostsgrazing · 1 year ago
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GUYS
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futturmangamez · 4 months ago
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Had an AWESOME beach day with the coolest @claptondavis 😄🌊 let me tell you guys..boy does he know how to fucking surf🤯🤯
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Sorry (not sorry) for annoying you with the whoopee cushions 🤣💨 YOU'RE SO COOL JUST LET ME HAVE MY GIGGLES AND VIDEO GAMES SKILLS WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR GOOD LOOKS AND MINDBLOWING SKATING SKILLS‼️
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I could never do that^^^^
Ending the night at mine with well deserved grub and video games🎮 (which I WILL be good at☝️) #brodate
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valend · 4 months ago
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Genuinely how much do you have to hate someone to be writing and bitching about him 19 years after his death
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88 year old grown ass man btw
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