#holy shit mindblown

[otaku-tactician]

wait a freaking second. what if ko gil is just gilgamesh when he drinks the elixir of youth and not the actual, genuine child form of gilgamesh. that would explain so many damn things such as his discussion on his type in fate/ha, why he has so much wisdom and why he just seems really surreal for a kid version. he acts way too much like archer gilgamesh. and in the wake of the line in which gilgamesh says his kid self would die to see how he turned out as an adult, as well as enkidu's comments about the gilgamesh when he was a child idk man, ko-gil is very sus

this is NOT CANON just my personal opinion

[j-restlessgeek]

@funzige-gedachten feeling like you should see this

[plague-of-nice]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ( <- just finished watching Emesis Blue)

[foxstens]

the world of s3x toys sure is... something

[ddejavvu]

ok so personally, Im usually so adverse to romantic interactions that even if I click on that someone is genuinely pursuing me, ill ignore it or pretend they arent. maybe a defence mechanism? idk BUT it does make for the most rabid situations and thoughts ever ever ever

imaging best friend!James and reader maybe getting into the situation in which they have to share a bed sometime. maybe its a group vacation or something. in my head - James potter is a serial humper in his sleep sometimes. hes a big guy in all aspects, and he also cant help but wanna cuddle with you to sleep!! but that also means he wakes himself up a couple times by grinding softly on u, and he feels so bad, but thankfully youve never woken up cus of it. separately, youve also learnt to not mention that you can quite clearly uh..feel him some mornings when ur both drowsy, pressed together n still groggy. and you, oh so conveniently also never mention that you kinda like how it feels. but, hey-ho.

its the middle of the night, and as usual, James is spooning you from behind, he has to be bent a little to fit his head in ur hair, and hes pressing his entire body against ur back. the air still smells of washed-off sunscreen and sea salt, and theres a fan going in the corner of the room. and this time James wakes up to YOU humping HIM. im talking, his breath hitches and everythingggg until he realises ur sleep. ur asleep and grinding back on him and ur breathing is all stuttered and he always guessed youd be a little quiet but ur little noises are so breathy and holy shit ur wet????? theres no way you get this wet.. until James realises that hes propped himself up on his arm and is just staring down at where ur moving ur hips on him and he tries to snap himself out of it by waking u up. ur still groggy but absolutely mortified when he tells you "yeah bug, you uh- y'got a little excited 'bout me in ur sleep, huh? s'okay yknow, its okay :]"

and he 100% offers to help you out. even when u say that friends arent suppose to do that, AND also mumbling about how guys normally didn't really make girls cum and mentioning abt how you always hear people say its too complicated, he just brings up how you just grinded on his lap in ur sleep, and that felt good, so, how can it not be allowed? its just a friend helping out a friend! :) and that he can definitely get u off, he'd be sooo good at it!! the only way this goes in my head is that not much shuffling around is done, all that changed is that ur on ur back now, and hes licking his bottom lip into his mouth as he looms over you slightly from ur side, his hands moving down and down. he'd definitely be tilting his head and "yeah, this part feels really good, yeah? yeah" all nodding and smiling n shit. 'best friend' James from that point on, takes any opportunity to 'help you out', he'd transition into using more than his fingers too. he was in love with you before this but now???? hes a goner.

babe thank u for blessing me with these cause i did NOT feel like writing today so i let you tell me a story and it was amazing <333

this post is 18+, minors dni.

james potter sleep slut is canon in my mind... just the way he wakes up with his big beefy arms wrapped around you while his hips move?? mhm. and he wakes up and is like ohshitohshitohshit but he doesn't wanna let go!!! so he just tries to dial himself back in, but he most likely needs a minute in the bathroom to compose himself </3

no but if you feel it in the morning.. you don't wanna point it out 'cause what if he says something like 'oh sorry i'm just really sensitive' or 'sometimes the wind makes it do that' LIKE NO. YOU WANNA KNOW IF IT'S REALLY BECAUSE OF YOU. so you just keep quiet, but in the early morning when he's sleepily begging for fivemoreminutes and isn't quite in tune with his body yet, you're definitely hyper aware of his hard on digging into your thigh or butt or hip or belly or whatever <3

when HE wakes up to YOU grinding on HIM he's mindblown.. he knows he likes you, he knows you're pretty, but he marvels at how amazing you look while dragging your hips back against his, like how could you look this amazing??

but he feels even worse watching you than he does accidentally doing it in his sleep, 'cause this isn't an accident!! he's not catching you in the act by mistake anymore, he's just watching you grind on him and getting all worked up about it, which in turn is only making him more hard. finally he decides to just wake you, smoothing your hair away from your face and kissing your cheek, murmuring your name softly until you finally rouse. and when you're blubbering sleepily at him 'why'd you wake me?' he just smiles like :] oh you were having a wet dream :] just wanted you to know :] and you're !!!!!!! WHAT !!!!!!!

you're instantly apologizing a million times but he's reassuring you like no no no!! it's okay bug, really!! happens to the best of us <3 but if you want some help w that i can help you!! i mean i've got the facilities, trust me. just say the word and we can make your dreams come true :]

you're just instantly terrified. you're shaking your head, sitting up like no, that's not what friends do. and- and it's hard! to make a girl- y'know... and he's like ?? no it's not ?? i promise i won't have a hard time with you bug.

so once you've suggested that he won't be able to do it.. he's gonna do it. he'd never ever force you to do anything against your will but the only excuses that you have are that friends don't do that (and they totally do!!! james is right now!!!!) and that it would probably be hard for him, and nothing about you not wanting it. so when he finally gets it out of you that yes you want it, but no he won't be able to help, he's gonna go to town. he begs for a chance to prove you wrong and you should have known with his super competitive nature that challenging him would be dumb, but i mean. worst case scenario he can't do it. you're already expecting that. why not??

so he tries, rubbing your pretty little clit and stroking over your folds before dipping between them, only a little upset that you're already wet because it means that he can't get you all worked up first, he can't kiss the slick out of you, he can't suck on your neck until you're wet, it's already there </3 but next time for sure, for now he's very excited about just being able to touch you

your cunt is warm and wet and everything he's ever dreamed of, but he's too nervous about overstepping to ask to eat you out, so he doesn't.. but in future, it's coming.

but he absolutely soaks in the moment, humming and cooing and crooning at you about how good it feels, asking you every time you whimper if it feels nice, if he's doing it right, if you think he'll be able to finish you off. and it's so intoxicating having him that close that you absolutely have to use all of your willpower to not kiss him while he hovers over you. he guides you through your orgasm and brings you down gently, absolutely the perfect lover, and he even asks if he can lick his fingers clean. he's like wouldn't think it was weird, would you, bug? I can clean 'em off? and when you nod he sucks them clean, humming at your taste and grinning giddily at you.

now you have a helper ! he will not leave u alone. bed sharing is a must now, and the more you sleep together, the more horny you are for him, and the more you wake up in the middle of the night, and the more he 'helps you out', and it is a cycle that you couldn't break if you tried, not that you'd ever want to.

[disneyismyworldforever]

Lose me to Love you (Loki x Female Reader) (AU) (18+)

Read Chapter 2 here // Series Masterlist

Chapter 3

Summary: Toxic Loki is Toxic but he's also sexy enough.

Warning: 18+ Smut, Dirty talk, verbal degradation, extremely toxic behaviour, manipulation, Loki does what he wants and he gets what he needs

He returned to the room with a bowl of cheesy pasta, that was your comfort food and you needed it, on one hand he purposely hurt you by fucking with your head and emotions and on the other hand he exactly knew what would bring you comfort after the day you have had.

"Eat" he passed the bowl to you so you sighed.

"So I have made it to the next round? If I am selected I'll get the part?" You asked him and he hummed in response, taking his cellphone out he sat down on the single couch you had in your room, ignoring your existence again.

"What about the reward?" You asked him sheepishly and he looked at you, a small smile curved his mouth

"Yeah?? what about it?"

"Ummm when will I be rewarded?" You asked him and he tilted his head, his green eyes pierced into your soul

"Whenever I see it fit" he returned his attention back to the phone and you sighed, you got up with the bowl of pasta in your hand and walked toward him. He glared at you as you snatched the phone away and threw it on your bed.

"What do you need you insolent little child?" you sat down on his thighs sideways, placing the bowl right on his lap as you offered him a bite

"Eat" you said to him in the same manner like he did before so he complied, you kissed on his forehead then you pressed several little kisses to the side of his neck.

Once in a while you pulled your head up and he fed you, this was a pretty normal situation for you two, that's why you could never get rid of him, you were so addicted to him that whatever he did only made you obsess over him more and more. As you fell asleep in his arms he kissed you softly and tucked you in your bed, he had never kissed you like that, not in your awakened state at least.

Next morning you woke up in a jolly mood for some reason but he was nowhere to be seen. He had left a note behind though

"Don't go anywhere. Loki"

"Straight to the point I see" you mumbled to yourself and decided to irk him instead. How dare he ask you to not go anywhere?

Of Course you didn't listen to him, you loved doing things he didn't want you to do, it was a shady area you two lived in so he didn't want you to go anywhere without him. But you went shopping for the audition tomorrow, you wanted to look good and when you returned you were met with his angry form.

"You can't just listen to me Can you?" He asked you Calmly so you smirked just to annoy him. Much to your surprise he didn't yell at you or grab you to put you in your place, he just shook his head and went to his room instead.

You couldn't stay still after that, the tables had turned, you couldn't comprehend why he wasn't mad at you, curiosity was eating you up so you decided to confront him. His door was left ajar and as soon as you heard his moans your feet were glued to the surface, you didn't want to move, how could you when he was moaning like that?

You heard the sound of him pumping his cock with his fist and it quickened your breath immediately. To see what he was doing, you peaked your head to the side and the sight almost made you faint. You squeezed your legs together to stop your burning arousal but it was futile. He was sitting at the edge of the bed, all naked, his legs were spread so wide that you wanted to crawl and sit between those strong muscular thighs.

As he stroked himself slowly, his head lulled back once in a while, but he would bring it back and watch his moving fist, pleasuring himself so brazenly. You wondered what he was thinking about at the moment, his sharp jawline clenched with every pump, strings of curses escaped his lips as he chased the feeling. He looked obscene but in the sexiest possible ways. You could have watched him like this forever.

You had to bite on your lips to stop yourself from moaning, his abs contracted with every breath as he continued to fondle himself and then he came so loudly. And so much. He continued to rub his sensitive cock as he rode through the orgasm, you could feel yourself dripping and you just wanted to barge inside, lick all that cum off his torso like a good girl and maybe he'd show you some mercy.

He smiled as he got up to go to the bathroom. He knew you were watching, why else would he put on a show? He did it just to fuck with you and he wasn't going to stop here, he wanted to ruin you tonight for defying him like that, he wanted to keep you on edge until you'd be crying in his arms out of sheer frustration.

You heard the shower running, so you stepped inside his room, the bathroom door was left open too, you shouldn't have walked towards the door, you should have controlled yourself but the more he denied you the more desperate you became for his attention.

You stayed at the side of the door, he couldn't see you but you could see him really well if you peeked your head just right, his wet naked body stood proudly under the shower, that sculpted behind was taunting you that you won't ever get to touch it. His muscles seemed clenched as he soaped every inch of his skin and when his hands roamed around his shapely ass cheeks? Well that was it, that was your undoing. You quickly went back to your room and laid down on the bed, your breathing got heavier, your panties were soaked with need and you were about to provide yourself a much needed semblance of release when you heard the knock. Pressing the pillow over your face you let out a scream of frustration then you got up to open the door.

"Whatt?" You asked him, a bit annoyed by his presence, you really wanted to get yourself off, this was a torture.

"Come..watch a movie with me" he smiled as he grabbed your arm and started to walk away, you couldn't see the smirk on his face, he didn't even ask you if you wanted to see the movie, he just dictated. Turning the tv on he sat down on the couch with his legs wide open, he just had a brief on. Whore.

He tapped on his thigh so you sat down on him.

"Turn around, how will you watch the movie?" He asked you and you nodded. You turned around and gasped as he made you sit right on his crotch. He was a jerk, a mean conniving jerk.

Your panties were soaked and you were thankful for the shorts you were wearing. He couldn't stop himself from messing with you, he didn't want to, he had to keep you dangling for that forbidden fruit, as long as you didn't get to have him you would continue to come back for him. The tank top you had on was made of the flimsiest material that he wondered why you even had it on, the strings of the straps were loose and they kept falling over your shoulders, he could see your cleavage from over your head and he knew your nipples were so painfully erect.

He pushed your hair to the side and you moaned as his fingers caressed your bare skin,

"It's getting all into my mouth darling" you hummed as he said that, the movie he had picked had the most number of love scenes you have ever seen in your life, all of this felt hellish and he was the devil punishing you for what you had done, one of his arms wrapped around your waist right under your breasts as he placed a soft kiss on your neck and it made you want to grind him to hell, you moved your hips slightly but he immediately grabbed your chin with his other hand to make you look at him

"What do you think you are doing?" He asked you so you turned towards him a little, your breasts were threatening to spill out of your top, he was definitely right about the erect nipples.

"Nothing daddy" you mumbled and he turned your body towards the tv again. You were done with his teasing, now you wanted to piss him off more and you knew exactly what to say or do to get him all riled up.

"Mmm I wonder how her parents feels watching her do such scenes, or her boyfriend if she has one"

You placed your head down on his shoulder and kept your eyes on him, looking like you had caught up to the game and you were playing your own one now knowing very well that you could never win. You didn't want to, you always wanted to lose yourself to him as long as he'd give you his attention.

"It's just acting and she wants to get ahead at any cost. Don't think her so called boyfriend cares enough" he mumbled as he turned his head to look at you.

"Mmmm I should do such scenes too" He glared at you as you said that. He knew what you were doing so he kept his voice calm, he tried.

"That's what you want to be known for hmm? That girl who fucks strangers on screen for all to see?" He was agitated, the stunt you had pulled on him by defying him in the morning already had him on the edge and now you were teasing him on purpose. He was going to hurt you so good.

"So what? It's just acting daddy" he grabbed your waist and turned you around so you were facing him, then he grabbed the back of your neck to pull your head back, making you gasp and moan all at once, you were practically half naked on top of him, your modesty was barely covered by the top you had on,

"Acting needs talent sweetheart..this however" he pointed towards the sex scene going on screen and you smiled "A two dollar whore can do this, you want to be known as the whore who will take off her clothes for three minutes of screentime? Tell me and I'll make you that whore I promise" He'd keep you tied up in his room then allow anyone else to see you like that, but you didn't need to know that.

Your eyes teared up as he said that, his words burned but turned you on too, you'd be his whore if he'd want you to be, but you knew he'd never exploit you like that, if he wanted to he would have, he has all the permission in the world, he had you all wrapped up around his fingers, he could make you do whatever he wanted to, you were dependent on him entirely.

"Noo daddy I don't want to be the whore" you whined as your hips moved mindlessly, you couldn't take this anymore, just a slight stimulation was enough to build the sensation.

"Noo? don't want them to know how easy you are to exploit? Hmmm??" He snickered as he pulled on your hair with his fist "I know everything about you, I know what you did in the orphanage and the foster homes that you were thrown out of repetitively, I know the reason behind it" you looked at him as he said that. Of course he knew, but you did it all for him, so at the end you'd end up with him.

"No daddy, please I just want you.." He snickered condescendingly.

"Look at you, such an easy easy girl you are, so desperate for attention that you can't help it can you? You think you'd survive out there? All alone without me to take care of you?" He spoke harshly and you shook your head. You can't survive without him, you needed him.

"No daddy I need you please, please don't leave me" the tears dripped down so he cupped your cheeks and wiped it with his thumb, your hips continued to move on him, you were chasing the feeling and he wasn't even stopping you, you got off on his mean words and that made him feel powerful, as if he owned the precious girl wriggling with such desperation in his arms. It felt good knowing that she was nothing without him, that she didn't even want to be without him.

"Then be a good girl for me, is it so hard to be good? I'm trying to protect you from those leeches but you keep getting yourself into trouble, keep attracting those men out there who would use you and throw you away like an object" he talked down to you and you shook your head, you were too lost in your head to even respond properly anymore.

"Don't want to be used.. except if it's you using me" he snickered as you said that, that made him hard too. You didn't even know that he planned to use you all your life, he'd never let you go.

"I am using you sweetheart, can't you see or you're too dense to understand that?" You moaned loudly at his words, your hips rolled slightly right against his bulge "Such a perfect plaything aren't you? So malleable and naive, no thoughts whatsoever in that pretty little head"

And you came. Soo hard. He was taken aback too, he didn't want you to cum, he wanted to keep you on the edge and torture you, he couldn't even believe that you came just by grinding your hips slightly and listening to his filthy words.

Your body convulsed and you gripped onto his shoulders, digging your nails into his skin as you rode through your orgasm. It was explosive, you almost felt knocked out by the sheer intensity of it. This was everything you needed tonight.

You felt his fingers caressing your scalp as you came back to your senses slowly, his words still haunted you but not in a good way anymore like it did when you were too aroused to care, your eyes teared up again, you didn't want him to use you and throw you away. You wanted him to keep you for life. You sniffled so he wiped your tears and kissed your cheeks one by one.

"I don't want to be a whore daddy"

"I know baby, are you done being an ungrateful brat? Done throwing tantrums on purpose to piss me off?" He asked you sternly so you nodded, no matter what happened you were always the one to apologize to him and he loved making you apologize to him.

"Don't leave me please"

You clutched onto him and he smiled.

"You're mine for life..aren't you?"

He asked you softly so you nodded immediately. You were his. But he wasn't yours.

"Good girl, now I want you to go to your room and clean this mess alright? Then I want you to sleep, big day tomorrow" He commanded you strictly.

"Okayyy"

As you were about to get away he grabbed your arm.

"Want to sleep with me tonight?" He asked you softly so you nodded "Go get ready for bed, I'll be there soon"

You did what he asked you to do, you showered, changed and got ready for bed. As soon as he entered your room he found you on the bed, you opened your arms for him to hug you so he climbed into the bed and snuggled into you. You held onto him tightly, there wasn't an inch of space left between your bodies, your clingines had been overwhelming at times but he was never annoyed by you. He could never be.

"Tell me that you don't mean those words" he chuckled as you said that.

"I do mean them"

"You think I'm easy?"

"You are naive"

"That's what you think" you huffed

"No baby I know who you are, you're not fooling me with the act"

"Whatever happened at the orphanage –"

"You did it on purpose I know..I know your every little move so don't try to fool me" he whispered in your ears and you hummed in response.

"Mmmm maybe I am naive daddy"

"You are baby"

"And easy"

"So fucking easy"

"And dumb "

"Mmhhmmm" you punched him on his chest and it made him laugh like a sadist. He frustrated you so much but you never wanted to leave him either, you were too engrossed into this give and take. Too addicted to this shared toxicity.

During the final audition, it was down to you and the girl in the red. Just great. She smirked as she saw Loki but he wasn't interested any longer, they all lost his attention after a night of sex or maybe he didn't want to fuck them again on purpose, you didn't know but you were glad. Loki had a call to attend so he went away for a while, that's when Rita approached you, she had a cup of coffee in her hand that she toppled right over your head, you didn't even have time to think, you were appalled and shocked all at once.

"What is wrong with you.. you fucking bitch!!!!" you glared at her and she started laughing like a witch.

"Awn!! tch tch tch.. don't worry I'll tell them you couldn't make it today" she made a sad face to mock you and your eyes teared up at the evilness, you had gotten so close but you couldn't get inside like this for the audition, your clothes were ruined too, thankfully you had the hair dryer and fresh pair of t-shirt Loki always made you carry with you for emergency purposes.

Loki had watched the scenario from a distance and it has pissed him off. He watched you run out of there but instead of following you he decided to talk to Rita instead.

"Hiii there" he smiled at her and she scooted closer to him on the bench "She's my client, you knew that right?" He asked her as he kissed her softly.

"Come on I'll pay you when I get selected.. would you like to work for me instead? We can have such fun together, that night was unforgettable don't you think?? "

She caressed his cheek with her fingers so he smiled again.

"The offer is indeed tempting" he leaned into her to kiss her again, a bit more passionately this time and she got worked up instantly, he knew of his talents and he knew how to use his sexuality, he has been doing this to you since he came back into your life "Come with me baby" he whispered in her ear and she moaned.

"Babee, laterrr..I think they're going to call me in soon–"

"I'll bring you back on time I promise okay?" he told her softly so she smiled.

As you came back from the restroom you watched him walking away with her, hand in hand. How could he want her after what she did to you? Did he not care? Rita was called in but she wasn't there and you didn't have much time to dwell because you were called in right after that. The audition went so well that for the first time in your life you had the confidence that you'll get it.

When you came out he was there, tinkling with his phone.

"Wow fucked her already?" You crossed your arms to glare at him, he looked up as he heard your angry little voice, then he held your hand and pulled you on top of his lap.

"It went well?" He asked you softly, tucking a stray strand of hair behind your ear,

"Yesss I think we will get it" you told him excitedly, forgetting all about the incident. He adored how you used the word We instead of I. He kissed your forehead so you nuzzled your face against his neck.

"She almost ruined it for me..your whore bitchhhh"

"Don't be so crass babyyy"

"You still went and fucked her after she hurt me like that" he chuckled as you said that but his response turned you on and made you emotional all at once.

"I didn't fuck her darling. I fucked her up. She won't be giving auditions for a long time, she'd rest long enough to learn that nobody gets to mess with you. Nobody gets to hurt you but me. You're my only priority, you know that right?" He cooed in your ears as if he was telling a secret only you were supposed to know.

The smile on his face was devilishly cruel so you smiled back at him, how could you not?

"Yess daddy"

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[goldfishontheceiling]

wait imagine this

sometime between island and s2 ep27 of action, (probably on his time at playa de losers), ezekiel gets his grubby little farmer boy hands on the internet.

specifically, youtube.

now this motherfucker is absolutely mindblown because "oh wow! people post stuff here and people watch it!!!"

long story short, he makes a youtube channel.

and calls it therealEzekielMiller

(i swear this isn't an advertisement [as far as i know] the channel doesn't exsit)

so. it doesn't do too well. my guy has like the shittest camera quality and doesn't even know how to change his pfp.

also, all his titles sound like clickbait. like imagine seeing this title as your scrolling.

(REAL) SNEAK PEAKS AT PLAYA DE LOSERS!!! (Courtney freakout!?!?) 😨😨😨

yeah...

however, no matter how grainy and pixelated the footage is, it soon becomes important.

because that's some of the last footage of him.

we all know what happened to zeke in world tour. and if you for some reason don't, please don't look it up if you haven't seen it yet. watch the show. (now ill admit that's advertising).

so, ezekiel's feral, he goes missing, and this youtube channel is throughly investigated to try and find any potentially helpful footage.

the most they found was courtney freaking out. and izzy taking the camera like 5 times. pretty much everything else was about this "brilliant invention" called harmonica rap.

but anyway, a bit after RR, they finally find ezekiel.

and he immediately gets sent to a hospital because HOLY SHIT IS HE GREEN???

the doctors conclude that zeke should eventually be able to return to (almost) completely sanity. so, while he goes through this longggg healing process, the media hears his story.

and that old youtube channel? yeah it EXPLODED

and what does ezekiel do with this new found fanbase?

he gets scared and avoids the internet.

i mean can you blame him??? he went from having NO FANS to HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS, and the only memories he has are blurry ones where he's green and growling at people.

but he couldn't avoid it forever.

and for the first time in over 7 years, ezekiel posts another video.

and it BLOWS UP

THE WHOLE CHANNEL DOES

but deep down our boy ezekiel is still a sheltered farm boy. he had to google how to change his youtube pfp.

so just imagine this scrawy, slightly green, teenager/early adult in front of a camera, rambling nonsense and throwing "yo" or "eh" into pretty much every sentence.

just IMAGINE THAT

"get ready with me to get a rabies shot"

"guys what does lol mean?"

"storytime: i went feral in a cargo hold"

"reading my old rap songs"

"riding a horse after 7 years"

"what does gay mean?"

"get ready with me to see my ma and pa again"

anyway yeah in conclusion give farm boy internet access.

[sbk-zgvlt]

OMG YOUR THEATER SEBEK AU

Bro could you just imagine Sebek and Rollo face to face with each other and Sebek immediately turning around not wanting to get exposed only for Rollo to be like.

"Ah Sebek Zigvolt, one of Shaftlands most distinguished actor. I am honored to meet you, I have sat in for many of your plays when you were in Fleur city and waited for when you return to the spotlight once again."

Sebek sweating heavily under the many watchful stares and especially Rook's who's eyes are gleaming too much there

Let Rollo and Rook fight on who is the first Sebek fan if Sebek was a childhood theatre kid who is as popular as Neige and Vil in movies.

YESSSSS

Rollo looking over the students of NRC with judging eyes, before noticing a student he doesn't quite recognize with their cat beast familia- HOLY SHIT IS THAT SEBEK ZIGVOLT

He's a HUGE fan, even if he doesn't want to admit it. Constantly makes references to production Sebek has ever been in during the whole fucking tour. "Ah, I do remember that you used this handkerchief during one of your works. It was a retelling of one of Fleur City's famous stories about a woman who saved the Righteous Judge's close friend. Your acting as E-" "IT HAS BEEN 2 YEARS SINCE THEN LET US NOT SPEAK OF THE PAST!!!!"

His student aide and vice president always make it a point to tease Rollo for his admiration for Sebek's acting, telling Sebek that the only time he's ever missed summer classes ("Summer classes?? That's kind of sad." "Ruggie how about we NOT provoke the guy who's letting us stay over.") was when he found out that Sebek came back to the Shaftlands. He was there in the audience on his first day.

Rook is DEFINITELY not letting this go. "Monsieur Crocodile dabbles in the theatrical arts? Why, how come I've never heard of this before!" "You stalk people, how have you NOT."

Asking Sebek when his next performance will be, if he can get a discount or a free ticket (He literally has the money to buy a whole row of seats what is bro on about), just absolutely MINDBLOWN

If ever Rollo and Rook were to fight over who Sebeks biggest fan was, I think it would be passive aggressive lawl.

"I must say, Mr. Zigvolt, your acting is absolutely spectacular."

"Oui! Hearing such praise makes me want to see Monsier Crocodile onstage for myself! I fear that you may have a contender for number one fan!"

"I am not a number one fan, as you put it, but it's awfully bold for you to assume that you'll instantly reach such a title when you've just heard of Mr. Zigvolt's achievements. Give it- ah, a few years, give or take?"

"Is that a challenge, monsieur?"

"You may take it as such."

Meanwhile Silver's off to the side absolutely confused because????? Sebek acts???

[bootychomper]

Holy shit

i found a Very nice new brush and really wanted to make a painting with it so as per my last post, Zane with Albinism

[wolfythewitch]

i made a post about greek soldiers on a road trip and i’m mindblown about how you thought up the same exact thing exactly two years later (to the day)

holy shit...... history repeating itself

[sitp-recs]

HP Rec Fest, Day 31

Last day of @hprecfest and I AM NOT READY to say goodbye 😭 so sad to see this incredible coming to an end but also thrilled that I’ve had the chance to participate and found my reccing mojo again. Thank you @givereadersahug for this incredible initiative and to all the mods for for your hard work!!! Of course the last prompt is a banger, it was so hard to pick a fav amongst favs but to honour my commitment to rec fics that deserve more visibility I’m sharing two stunning works that showcase the beauty of short (3k) and medium (31k) form. No better way to close it out than reccing two stories that have been so very special for me ever since I first read them, and informed the way I see the ships and my respect for short-medium length. I can only hope this post will inspire more folks to check and experience these beauties by themselves. I hope you’ve had as much fun with the Rec Fest as I did! Wishing everyone a happy NYE and an amazing start to 2024 🥂

Day 31) a fav amongst favs:

Drarry

Still Life (orphaned, M, 3k)

No summary provided so I’ll quote:

if you’ve ever wondered if it’s possible to create a perfect short fic the answer is yes and the proof is right here. what a masterclass in short form! the gorgeous prose, the introspective tone, the slice-of-life atmosphere, the perfect pacing and unexpected ending - everything comes together so seamlessly it might feel casual at first but I promise it’s actually quite profound in meaning. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve read Still Life and it still hits me in the solar plexus. every. fucking. time. Harry’s pov is a triumph, nuanced, hilariously oblivious and so charming as he navigates conflicting feelings about his growing attraction to Draco. it’s as if we are right there by his side, watching as he overanalyzes their casual-not-so-casual relationship and Draco’s not helping by being infuriatingly hot, tender and quirky (god what a compelling combo, and he has such brilliant lines too!). I am obsessed with their voices and with Harry’s mental gymnastics from horny denial to stunned resignation. this was such a transformative read for me because it’s one of the few fics that made my jaw drop with every paragraph, masterfully crafted to hit me right in the feels. by now I know by heart the lines that give me the “heartkick” - a physical reaction that makes my heart contract and expand with warmth at reading something that changes me in a permanent way. there’s nothing I could say to do this fic justice so I rest my case by stating that it’s a privilege to have the chance to read seefin’s works! what a legend.

Rare pair

A Fine Foray into Fashionable Fellatio by @wellhalesbells (Draco/Ron, E, 31.5k)

First comes tolerating, then comes shagging, then comes unintended consequences.

this is the fic that effectively and irreversibly pulled me into Dron 🪦 I remember being so completely mindblown and obsessed with this story that I immediately found 1824947 ways to mention and rec it every chance I got. holy shit, what a journey! before reading this fic I didn’t know it was possible to love them together and not even think about Harry. but here Ron and Draco are so fully realized, so well-matched in wit, charisma and personality I was promptly sold on the ship without ever comparing their dynamics to Drarry, after all Ron is so very different from Harry. this is quite the emotional rollercoaster, as chaotic, impulsive and intense as both characters; their chemistry and sexual tension are off the charts (the bathroom sex and smoke kink, my god!!!! 🥵) and the Mpreg plot works surprisingly well and in a very Dron way: jump head first, talk feelings later. love the mix of playful banter, horny smut and tentative sweet romance with a long-standing friendship in the background. this is such a FUN read and I really appreciate that the author took their time to develop both the plot and the characters, it certainly felt refreshing to me as I’m used to short rare pair fics. definitely a Dron classic that deserves to be read and reread many times!

[sleepyyghostt]

GOD JUST KEEPS DOING STUFF ARE U KIDDING ME

NO FREAKING WAY

[fickleminder]

So I may have accidentally created a whole new OM universe in my head based off of the years start coming. Like it’s been over a year (a year and a half? Maybe longer?) since the first time I read it and it replaced game canon for me. Everything that happens after s1 is now TYSCATDSC-coded in my brain. Maybe not that exact sequence, but I now have an offshoot plot inspired by your fic, which involves MC getting kidnapped and tortured by witch hunters after Lilith’s return, with two different endings—one where MC saves themselves and teleports back to the Devildom to escape, and another where they just die and the brothers find out later.

Anyway, I just wanted to thank you for writing that masterpiece. It’s still one of the only fics I regularly return to, and it’s so powerful it rewired my brain and made me forget actual canon events. I am now in the process of coming up with NB headcanons if it happened after the events of TYSCATDSC.

Anon— Anon you can’t just tell me this and end it there, I need to know more holy shit—

I really love the angst potential in the offshoot plot!! Poor MC getting kidnapped (aka I’m a sucker for MC whump) and both endings are equally satisfying!! Idk where Satan and the angels are in all this but ooh I’d love to read more if you ever write this out one day 🤩🤩🤩

Thank YOU for sharing your ideas with me!! I’m so honored (and mindblown tbh) that my little fic?? inspired a whole damn universe in your head?? and gave you TYSCATDSC-tinted glasses?? Hot damn, you took the concept and ran with it and I am in LOVE with the results!!

I’d love to know more about the NB related stuff too; that’s a twist I’ve never thought about but I’m excited to see where you’ll take it!! Thank you again for this ask, and I hope you have lots of fun playing with this AU 💕

[hanhan156]

I saw Käärijä in Lohja and in Allas Sea Pool Helsinki and holy shit… I’ve been going to various concerts from -03 but Allas Sea Pool was hands down one of the top 5 concerts I’ve ever been in. We also met Jere briefly before the concert and he was such a sweetheart. Still not over of it…

I’m so mindblown right now, but would like to write proper concert reports later. Thank you Käärijä, concert organizers and the audience for the best time ever. <3

[disneyismyworldforever]

Lose me to Love you (Loki x Female Reader) (AU) (18+)

Read Chapter 1 here// Series Masterlist

Chapter 2

Summary: You meet your childhood hero and it doesn't go well. Loki is there to protect you like always.

Warning: Physical assault, attempt to rape (not loki duh) Loki is as toxic as they come but he means well?, You're going to hate him 🤣

"Is she going to die, Lolo? She keeps saying she's going to die" your ten year old self asked him, you two were sitting on the top of the mountain, this was your favorite spot at the center. You could see everyone from up there 

"Hey sweet buttons look at me" you looked at him, the mention of the nickname gave you butterflies, you didn't even understand what this feeling was at the time. You were just a child, and he definitely treated you like one, but out of every person at the center he was your best friend, he was so much older than you but you knew he was your friend and you wanted to be his best friend forever. Sister Natasha said you had a crush on the big man and maybe when you get older he'd have a crush on you too. You hoped so. 

"Your mother is not going to die, don't listen to her alright?" He ruffled your hair with his hand as he gave you a smile so you smiled in return but the thought always worried you..

"But what if she does Lolo, daddy hates me already, where will I go? I don't want to be like Sister Natasha" Your eyes teared up so he held your hand in his to comfort you.

"You'd never be like them I promise okay? I'll take care of you, forever, I would never let him touch you" 

"Pinky pomish?" You sniffled and you watched his eyes tearing up. 

"Pinky promise sweetheart" 

That's when you woke up from the dream, you have been having this same dream for as long as you could remember, the line between reality and the dream has gotten blurred several years ago, you did remember this Loki from your childhood and the one that came back to you wasn't the same. 

But you did remember him like this, you remembered the center, Sister Natasha, your mother and father, you knew that the moment at the top of the hill had actually happened. 

You sighed as you got out of bed, he wasn't there but you heard the commotion in the kitchen, so you quickly freshened up and showered..

"Good day to smell like you mister Lolo" you mumbled as you squeezed a dollop of his body wash on your palm, you were obsessed with him you knew that, you didn't need a third person to tell you that, but you also knew that he cared about you. Even if the way he showed the care was downright damaging at times, you couldn't help it, you loved the hurt and the pain that came with it, it affirmed that you were his for life, he'd never leave you alone in this world.

As long as that man was still out there he'd never let you get out of his sight. 

As you came out of his room, wearing just one of his t-shirts, he glared at you. Your butt was barely covered in it.

"Feeling brave today are we?" His voice was strict like a teacher as he spoke to you. You stepped inside the kitchen, it was an open space that one could see from the living room, the apartment wasn't that big, it was a simple two bedroom apartment in LA but you loved it, you two were living here for the last two years. Your arms wrapped around his waist from behind and you placed a small kiss on his bare back, his hair was dripping wet from the shower.

"Good morning to you too" you whispered softly so he turned around and picked you up effortlessly, a gasp escaped your throat as he wrapped your legs around his waist and walked you towards the counter to make you sit over it.

"Did you prepare your lines?" He asked you softly, he wasn't always mean to you, that's why it was so hard for you to despise him when he was indeed harsh with you. Infact you have come to enjoy that side of him too, everything about him turned you on but then there were moments like this where you did see the Lolo that was your friend.

"Mmmmm..we both know I'm not going to get it" 

"Don't say that" 

"You take me to these auditions and I always get so close but then you won't let me compromise" he got clearly upset as you said that. 

"That's how you want to succeed, hmm? Want to be the whore to all those bald middle aged men in the business?" His voice was harsh, he gripped your hair in his fist to pull your head back, hard enough to sting but not enough that it was painful.

He clearly remembered the first time he had done that, you had just turned 19 and you two had gotten into an argument. He was furious, you had gotten so close to him that he had to grip your hair to pull you away from him, he had let go of you immediately though.

His eyes were burning with tears, how could he touch you like that? He never would have touched you like that again but to his surprise you didn't flinch, you moaned instead, that was the incident that had assured him that the time in the orphanage had changed you, you were a grown up woman now, a woman with carnal sexual needs.

You were no longer the innocent sweet buttons that he knew all those years ago.

"No dadddy sorry" you apologized but the smirk you had on was an indication that you didn't mean it at all,

"Why do you piss me off first thing in the morning hmm? Do you enjoy this?" His fingers scratched your scalp to soothe the stinging and you wanted to purr like a kitten. 

Your arms wrapped around his neck and you hugged him tightly, he sighed deeply at the action.

"Sorry ..for real this time, I don't want to be a whore, at least not theirs" he tried to pull you away as soon as you said that, he knew where the conversation will lead to, you'd talk about wanting to be his stupid little slut, he'd allow you to hump your body against him like a cat in heat for a moment and then he'd pull away to keep you both frustrated all day long. Much to his dismay you kept your grip on him tight and you took the conversation to a different route 

"Thank you for always protecting me from them" 

He took a deep breath as you said that, he hated this field of profession that you had chosen, there were predators all around wanting to prey on you, you didn't have any connection in the industry so it was easier for them to exploit you but this is what you wanted to do so he was fulfilling your wish, however he won't let them exploit you, he'd never allow anyone to hurt you like that. 

He pulled you away with a little force this time and kissed the top of your head before he decided to finish making that breakfast. 

As you reached the studio where the audition was being held, you saw at least ten other girls who were there to audition for the same part. It was a side character for a Netflix series but at least you'd be on camera and you'd have a job. You noticed how some of them were looking at your handsome agent, he was too good looking to just be working for you.

He could have been an actor or a supermodel himself, he got the opportunities as well whenever he was spotted by someone who wanted to capture him on camera, that body and that angelic face was made to be filmed, but he only did it when you two needed money and you weren't getting anything to get you two by, whatever money you earned with small independent projects wasn't enough or at least it wouldn't be if you were managing the finances yourself, but he made it work, he took care of everything and you didn't have to worry about anything. He also had a seperate savings account that he never revealed much about.

 "Which one will you take back home?" You whispered in his ear and he glared at you but then he decided to indulge you.

"The one in the red, super hot isn't she?" It was your turn to glare, he smirked as he looked at your face, the accent made his voice hotter, maybe you wouldn't be so enchanted by him if he had a normal American accent. When it was your turn to go in he kissed the top of your head and wished you good luck. It didn't take too long, they made you read a line or two and that was it, you already knew you weren't getting to the final round of auditions. Bye bye to the reward.

When you came back he was already engrossed in a conversation with the girl in the red so you stormed out of there, he followed you immediately but you continued to sprint away so he grabbed your arm to stop you

"What happened in there?"

"Nothing as usual, I don't think I'm going to get it" he sighed as you said that.

"It doesn't matter, look there's a party at the 5th Avenue by some guy named Tony stark, I just got us two invited" 

You gasped as he said that.

"The Tony stark?" he raised his brows as you exclaimed.

"Am I supposed to know him?" 

"Are you kidding me? He was a huge star in 90s, The Iron heart films? Remember? I talk about him at least once a month" 

"No" you shook your head at the nonchalant response,

"Captain Jarvis?" You widen your eyes to remind him and it finally registered in his head.

"Ahhhh that" you have been a huge fan Of Tony stark, after initial success his films flopped and he started to produce instead but his character of Captain Jarvis in the Iron heart movies still lived in your heart.

He looked at your excited face and his heart felt warm but he didn't allow it to come to his face. 

In the evening you two got ready to leave, you had a glittering dress on to match the theme and he kept it simple, just a black button down shirt with a matching pant, it's not as if he needed anything to stand out, his long hair was slicked back with gel, he had his expensive cologne on that made you want to curl up to him. 

As he drove you two towards the venue, to distract yourself you tried to think about Captain Jarvis instead..

At the party he found his own entertainment, the girl in the red but he kept his eyes on you. It was a typical hollywood party. Drugs, sex, alcohol were open for everyone. You couldn't help but stare at Loki as he moved against his flavor of the night, his hips rolled sensuously to the rhythm of the music. Why did he have to be such a whore? 

You tried to talk your way around the party and finally he noticed you. Mr Stark. You felt as if your heart would burst out of your chest. His assistant Peter Parker came to you and he wanted to inform you that Mr. Stark wanted to see you in his private lounge upstairs. You looked at Loki but he was busy so you decided to rebel again,

"Oh my god I'm nervous" you mumbled nervously,

"Don't be babe, you're the lucky one tonight" he winked at you and you didn't think much of the statement, you were just excited to see your childhood hero. You just hoped you wouldn't embarrass yourself too much in front of him.

Loki looked around at the party to check on you and couldn't find you anywhere, that made him lose his mind.

"Give me a sec darling" he pulled away from the woman in his arms, her name was Rita, she was a tall beautiful brunette, nothing compared to you but she was beautiful, but she wasn't the type of girl he wanted to see again after the night, to think of it there were no women in the world he actually wanted to see for more than just a night, it would complicate things and he couldn't afford that. You were his top priority, his only priority. 

He called on your number as he was starting to freak out now but you didn't pick up.

You were sitting next to Tony Stark on the couch, a bit too close, you told him all about your love for his films but you could tell he wasn't interested, his fingers were caressing your arms and it made you uncomfortable.

"You want to be an actress, want to get in films?" He asked you so you nodded, he gestured to his assistant about something and you saw Peter taking everybody else out of the lounge, leaving just the two of you. As your phone started to ring you wanted to pick it up, you wanted to get back down there, you wanted to go see Loki, this didn't feel safe but he grabbed your phone and placed it on the table.

"You are pretty" he said to you as he caressed your cheek with his thumb, 

"Thank you Mr Stark" you responded politely but you knew what he was doing. You weren't dumb.

"Unfortunately you're not pretty enough, nothing stands out, you don't really think you will be in movies with this average face huh? You have nothing special" Your eyes teared up as he said that, you had admired this man all your life and listening to him insult you this way wasn't good for your self-esteem.

"But I can act and dance–" 

He started to snicker at your naivety as you said that.

"Nobody cares, everyone can act here. Don't worry I can help you baby, I'm looking for a fresh face for my new project" you nodded as he said that, you knew where this was going.

"I should go, ummm I –" you didn't even finish your words before he had grabbed your arm so you started to scream but it was futile, the music was too loud. He started to force himself on you but before he could harm you any further the molester was dragged away, you opened your eyes to see Loki punching the crap out of Mr stark, his bodyguards intervened to attack him so you got in between and tried to cool down the situation, if you really had to work you couldn't have been on their bad side, these people ruled the industry. 

Loki suddenly grabbed your arm and took you out of the party, he was extremely furious not just with Stark but also due to your own carelessness.

"Told you to not get out of my sight, you're such a dense girl" your eyes teared up as he snapped at you. 

"I just wanted to meet him, maybe you should have come too but hey wait a second, oh yess you were too busy grinding against that whore out there" you yelled at him too and it only made him angrier, he grabbed your arms and pulled you closer to him, your body pressed flat against him. You could see his chest heaving up and down because of how furious he was.

"Don't you dare talk to me like that, you hear me baby?" he raised his voice further so you shut down, you didn't want to upset him, he was worried you could tell.

"I am–" 

"Get your fucking rump back in the car" 

As soon as you got in he drove towards the apartment, this didn't go well obviously. You felt hurt, so hurt. At the end movies weren't real, the men behind those characters weren't the same, they were awful sometimes, it still hurt though, you'd never be able to watch his movies again without thinking of this incident, you just hoped Loki won't get in too much of trouble for this. 

He dropped you home and then he was gone again, he came back with that girl in the red and then he fucked her senselessy in the living room, didn't even bother to take her to his room, you knew he was doing it on purpose. 

"Aannh ohhh yesss goddd lokiiiii..fuck me yeahhh" you heard her screechy voice moaning his name over and over again and that bothered you alot. You wanted to be that girl underneath him.

"Cum for me baby, that's it, there you go yeah" You wanted to be the one he'd speak with like this.

"Arggggghhhh" you let out a little scream of frustration.

 Once she was gone, you stepped out of your room and glared at him, he was making tea, he had just showered, the pants stayed loosely hung below his v-line, you noticed the red pulsing scratch marks all over his back and chest that his whore had left behind, the hickeys from the last night were still there.

"You are.. such an asshole" you yelled at him and he chuckled in response, but then your teary eyes and trembling lips managed to destroy the facade momentarily. It has been a rough day for you, he didn't want to hurt you further.

"Come here" he used his index finger as a gesture but you didn't listen to him so he poured the tea in the cup and walked towards you, he grabbed your arm with his other hand and made you sit down on the couch, after placing the cup on the side table he grabbed your chin to make you look up at him, your eyes were brimming with tears 

"You got assaulted by the man of your dreams Captain Jarvis and I am the asshole here hmmm?" His thumb wiped your tears, his voice was soft but tinted with mockery. He grabbed the cup of tea and made you sip on it before he placed it down again. You didn't deny, he could make you sip on poison and you knew you'd take it gladly. 

"He said I'm not pretty enough to be in movies" you sniffled and his jaw clenched. How dare that asshole say that to you?

"And you believed him?" He asked you so you nodded in response. You didn't actually believe him but you wanted Loki to think that you did "Tch look at you..So silly, you're so silly..such a silly silly girl" he cupped your cheeks as he talked down to you as if you were five, his thumbs brushed gently over your cheekbones

"Is he wrong?" He hummed in response as you questioned him, you placed your knees on the couch so you could wrap your arms around his neck, he closed his eyes as your fingers trailed over the scratch marks she had left on him. 

"You think I'm pretty daaaddy? Do you find me pretty?" You whispered in his ears and he chuckled. Clever little minx. He knew what you were doing so he grabbed the back of your neck and pulled you a little away from him.

"Next time use this pretty little head and think before you get out of my sight at such parties you hear me? You do remember what I did with you last time, right?" Ohh How could you ever forget?

"Mmm you punished me" 

"And I won't hesitate to do it again " 

The threat didn't have the effect he was going for, you had enjoyed the punishment instead and you had wanted him to punish you again.

"Sorry daddy I'm sorry pleasee"

"You should be, say it again, apologise and maybe I'll forgive you" he whispered as he placed a soft kiss on your cheek, you wanted to melt right there in his arms. He was so mean and manipulative but that didn't make you want him any less.  

"I am..so sorry daddy.. please forgive me"

"Good fucking girl" he picked you up in his arms like a rag doll and he took you back to your room, then he put you down on your bed.

"Stay here, I'll be back with dinner" 

He was almost out of the door before he turned around to speak again, his words took your breath away and there were several different reasons for it.

"Ohhh forgot to tell you about the call from the casting director, you got in for the final round... I guess you deserve that reward afterall" 

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[jeonqkooks]

Jen, I still think I’m just mindblown that someone else is experiencing Minho brainrot at the same time as me because how can you look at him and not be obsessed? 💞

holy shit i know !!!!!!!!! i go crazy every day i am fully losing my sanity here 🤣 he just makes me feel so head in hands and i'm so glad someone else is going through the same thing 😭