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spencersimpn · 2 months ago
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I follow an account on Twitter dedicated to Korra’s muscles. Easily one of the best follows of my life
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Korra's muscles appreciation post for all my people 🙏
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1-800-i-ship-it · 2 months ago
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update watched yuri on ice eps 5-9 and im freaking out cause:
YURI ACTUALLY SAYS ALL THIS IN CANON???:
“I want to be hated as the man who took Victor from the whole world!”
*touches foreheads together* *intense eye contact* “Don’t ever take your eyes off me”
“I’m the only one who can who can satisfy Victor. I’m the only one in the whole world who knows Victor’s love”
“With my coach, Victor, I’ll win with the power of love!”
“I’ll show my love to the whole of Russia”
THEN THERES ALSO:
Victor half naked slumped on yuri cause he had too much to drink...then the pic being posted everywhere LKASJDF
Victor hugging yuri while watching performances
Victor FLOPPING ON HIS BED WITH YURI TAKING A NAP TOGETHER??
VICTOR SHATTERING YURI’S HEART AND THEN ASKING IF A KISS WOULD MAKE IT BETTER IM-
-YURI JUST ASKING FOR HIS SUPPORT AND PRESENCE IN RESPONSE AHH <333
YURI SLAYING THE PERFORMANCE, GETTING AN INSANE HUG THAT KNOCKS HIM OVER, AND WAS THAT AN ALMOST KISS/REAL KISS AINT NO WAYYYYY
YURI SLAYING ANOTHER PERFORMANCE, VICTOR KISSES HIS SKATE ON CAMERA?????
THEY LITERALKU HAVE A COUPLES REUNION AT THE AIRPORT???
Then…then…THEN Yuri asks Victor to be his coach until he retires AND AND ANDDDD VICTOR TAKES HIS HAND OFF HIS SHOULDER…me expecting him to let go and then he HE FUCKING KISSES YURI’S HAND AND SAYS ITS LIKE A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL??? Then he says “I wish you’d never retire” HELLO???? WHERES THE RING??
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#blu liveblogs#yuri on ice#yoi ep 5-9#guys im head in hands /pos cause this cannot be real like#i saw everyone saying it gets gayer and i was like ok bet right#then i was like#jaw drop after jaw drop AFTER JAW DROP BC. HOLY SHIT.#oh my GOD#i just#i cant even form coherent thoughts rn#not yuri having a breakdown and feeling pressured by the world hating him for “stealing” victor away from the world and then#gets an instant boost by empowering himself cause damn right he DID steal victor implying victor is HIS then he fucking goes and#and makes intense eye contact with victor HRAJNSLDAKJF#literally mentions victor's love or some variation of it at least 5 times#then omg the part where he cried i was like omg yuri you poor baby#then victor fucking says WOULD A KISS MAKE IT BETTER? a kiss GUYS a KISS???? yes because thats totally nformal for a coach#yuri just asks for his support and presnce and i was like omg lovee that part#yes yuri you go slay that program after crying it does in fact feel better after you've had a good cry#then THEN thennnn HOLY SHIT VICTOR JUST. KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A HUG AND THEN TEHRES FUCKING SLOMO OF AN IMPLIED ALMOST MOUTH ON MOUTH KISS-#SCREAMS#does victor just lose it anytime yuri pulls some move that he would do too#THEN HE PULLS VICTOR IN BY HIS *TIE* TOO AT SOME POINT IDK I FORGOT BUT OH MY GODD#and also VICTOR. KISSING. HIS. SKATE. oh my god. my dude. ON CMAERA??#i need a better phrase than the 'gay sex is less gay than whatever the hell these two have going on' but its literally the whole show like#oh my god and when they were running with each other with the glass in between them at the airport...and then yuri runs into victor's arms.#then they have some sort of indirect gay af marriage proposal holy shit im#i need a moment#i also love that russian yuri gave yuri the katsudon pirozhki that was so sweet#and v thoughtful of his grandpa too#also the classical music fan in me is happy with the music xD
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spencersimpn · 1 month ago
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"Rough sketch" and she just climbed in the book holy shit
Just a rough sketch of momm— Lin Beifong ☺️❤️
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theokusgallery · 1 year ago
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By the way,
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pixelnick
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS MAYBE THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE???? KJSDBFKJSBJKDFBKEHA?????????????
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wystiix · 2 months ago
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Early morning, when dawn is just starting to creep over the horizon, when you and the world are still deep in slumber, is Robin’s favourite time of day. She’s always been one to rise with the sun, stirring as the first rays of light slide into the room. There’s a soft, delicate sort of peace that can only be found in the early hours of the morning, where it feels like time ticks slower, as if the moment is hers and hers alone.
It’s bliss, letting the birdsong and cool air wake her. Still drowsy, she stretches her hands above her head, eyes half-lidded and blinking away the blur from her vision. She presses her hand to her lips to stifle a yawn, before glancing over at the other side of the bed. 
If Robin had to pick a favourite part of waking up early, she wouldn’t hesitate to choose the first moment of the day where she looks over and sees you. You, with your sleepwear all creased from shifting around during the night, your relaxed face devoid of any stress lines, your evened-out breathing making your chest rhythmically rise and fall. She adores every side of you, but the sweet, sleepy state you’re in when she first wakes up is the most beautiful of all.
But today, she only finds a dent in your pillow and a rumpled blanket tossed aside, with you notably missing. All of the traces of lethargy in her body disappear, and she jolts up in alarm. You never wake up before her, nevermind leave before her. It was beyond out of the ordinary for her to wake up alone, with no slumbering body by her side.
Robin rose from the bed, sliding her feet into her slippers. Her footsteps were light, barely making a sound as she walked through the hallway, following the distant sound of music. 
She pushed open the kitchen door to find a curious sight: you were by the stovetop, leaning over a frying pan with a spatula in your hand. There was a tray adorned with a plate stacked high with pancakes, a glass of water beside, and her favourite golden syrup. On the corner of the bench, your record player was crooning out an upbeat love song, the tune echoing sweetly across the room.
“Oh,” You turn as she enters, smiling at at her. “Good morning.”
“My darling,” Robin sighs as she walks over, resting her cheek against your shoulder and sliding her arms around your waist. “I didn’t see you when I woke up. I was worried.”
You hum, turning the stove off and draping your arms around her neck. “I’m sorry, I woke up early and thought I’d cook breakfast.”
Robin inhaled, sighing again at the heavenly smell. She pressed a quick kiss to your cheek, murmuring into your skin. “Don’t apologize, lovely. They smell delicious.”
The pancakes are sweet, the texture soft and melting in her mouth. As you eat, the record continues to play, switching to a soft ballad, one that was playing the first night you met. Between bites, Robin steals glance after glance across the table, watching you take sips from your drink and bites from your food. 
Somehow, all the mundane moments were the times that made her heart flutter the most. You falling asleep on her shoulder in the middle of a movie, the pair of you cooking dinner together every night, even just doing laundry while you idly told her about your day, every second she got to spend at your side was the highlight of her day. 
It was almost possible to imagine her life before you came into it, before you became such an important part of her daily routine. It was clear to anyone that bothered to look that she loved you, adored you so much more than words could describe. There was no one, no one at all that she’d rather spend her time with.
“What’s with that look?” You ask, rousing her from her daydream. “Do I have something on my face?”
Robin shakes her head quickly, laughing under her breath. “Oh no, nothing like that. I’m just glad to have breakfast with you.”
Any time of the day spent with you was perfect, but mornings like these were priceless.
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oh my god.
web anon im gonna kiss u what the hell i just woke up to this /pos.
allow me to read and put my commentary on the tags
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tequiilasunriise · 2 years ago
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Fer Monster Prom (these QUEERS and their PROMS istg /lh) I need a plot point to be that Something Important broke down ohhh nooooo like a generator powering the school or even the portal needs an extra blast of life spark to stabilize it and as everyone’s running around tryna power the Important Thing up Cleo pulls up, takes one look of the situation, says, “More power? Stand back, ghouls and boos, your most benevolent mummy representative’s got this”, cups Frankie’s confused face (who still hunches down nevertheless fer Cleo like the confused yet willing puppy they are), gently kisses them smack on the cheek, and then-
BBBZZZTTTT!!!!⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
“YO THAT ACTUALLY WORKED?!?”
Whamo bamo the world is saved all thanks to Cleo’s great sacrifice of frizzled hair and lowkey charred bandages. Girlypop was standing RIGHT in the danger zone of lovestruck lightning; she knew the price which had to be paid and did NOT hesitate even though she had spent hours before picking out the perfect prom dress and all that. After recovering from Sheer Gay Shutdown™️, Frankie panics and holds Cleo’s slightly smoking body close as monsters rush around behind the pair.
“Cleo?! Are you okay?!”
“Oh my Ra, precious, that was… spooktacular…”
Cleo is so outta it from her super noble act of altruism. The most selfless of all monsters, truly.
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friendlyorange · 1 year ago
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Did anyone else find the relationship between lawrence and adam in saw insanely homoerotic or was that just me like two men covered in blood who have every reason not to trust each other but do??? Coming together in a bloody embrace? Adam saying “dont leave me” as lawrence goes to get help? Lawrence saying “I wouldn’t lie to you”?????? Hello????
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neontetra · 5 months ago
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i have a fucking BOYFRIEND
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projectdivaar · 8 months ago
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SEASON 4 FINALE.........I felt genuinely ill the whole time like my stomach was twisting I was gonna throw up oh my god what the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#SAM MY BOY#SAMUEL MY BELOVED IM SO SORRY#THE FUCKING CON ........ THE WHOLE TIME!?!?!?! THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME!?!??!?!#u js have 2 respect her @ this point 4 that bc holy shit#2 season spanning game she was in 4 the LONG HAUL#cas defying fuckers 4 the gayass 1 million complex brothers 🎉#sam made me want 2 throw up so much#he js wanted 2 save ppl .... he didnt kno!!!! HE DIDNT KNO!!!!!!!!!!! (said thru tears)#THE FUCKING DEMOM EYES...ON HIM......IT MADE ME ILL#srry!!!!!!! sam thoughts im rlly biased#OUGH he PRAYED he had FAITH and he was MANIPULATED and TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF and REFUSED 2 SEE IT bc he WANTED 2 BELIEVE#that he culd do GOOD despite tbe fact he KNEWWW he had DEMOM BLOOD in himmmmmmm!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHH#im having so many thoughts. abt him. but i dont thibk im articulating them v well @ all.. oh well! do u understand what i mean#anyways unreleated i thibk sam an cas shuld fuck nasty#im making galaxy brain parallels between them i js cant explain them v well. but i think gay sex wuld help (it wuldnt)#uhmmmm what else#chucks goofy i hope nthn bad happens 2 him (smth bad always happens)#MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! can these stupid ass brothers catch a BREAK!!!!!!! for ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!#can s5 b normal (s5 won't b normal)#why the hell did i start watching spn. worst mistake of my life#ive been reminded i CAN infact get emotionally attached 2 fictional characters. thanks spn. ive got sam rotating in my mind now#i want dean 2 punch fuck outta him and then i want them 2 make up and they shuld fly 2 sum place else and have a normal life#im so DONE w this show!!!!! (im starting s5 next wk)#why the hell os this show making me feel shit bro this wasnt supposed 2 happen :(#sigh.....................oh well#spn#rivers rambles <3
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wabblebees · 1 year ago
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thought id update to say; i survived opening night!!! and not only that, it went REALLY fucking well, and people seemed to REALLY REALLY like it omfg... god this is so crazy
#i was literally holding the script in a bigass binder for almost the entire show (sparing only the parts where i had to BULLFIGHT)#(bc i needed two hands -- one for the cape & one for the banderilla.)(yall i had to learn how to BULLFIGHT TANGO & SWORDFIGHT. in TWO DAYS)#but the audience said afterwards it was like i wasnt even on-book; they hardly noticed it was there??!!#yall this is my real life rn. im failing my classes but yknow what??#i can pull it together enough to emergency understudy in a highly physical show 2 days before opening even with a script ive never SEEN#and apparently we made people fucking CRY. HOLY SHIT!!! HOLY SHIT#this playwright is just. incredible. the script is INSANE. BEAUTIFUL & CLEVER & HILARIOUS & TERRIFYING & VILE & TENDER & TECHNICALLY PERFECT#and apparently our production is like. only the eighth time this show has EVER been produced. for real#but god EVERYONE should know about this playwright's work. fuck i actually think tumblr would really love her. holy shit.#maría irene fornés is her name -- she was a queer cuban-american playwright+director who made radical heartwrenching magical theatre#im so grateful to be doing this & SO fucking sad for the original performer im covering for... god. bc this is just such lifechanging work#this play is queer in EVERY sense. its off-putting loving repulsive peculiar passionate holy and GAY AS HELL. its real its farce its SO CAMP#((IRENE & SUSAN SONTAG DATED. SONTAG AS IN 'NOTES ON ''CAMP''' SONTAG. ITS FUCKING GORGEOUS.))#its gorgeous its gorey its glamourous its also literally the first part ive played that i think might truly fit my casting type exactly lmao#which is INSANE. bc the character is literally just described in the script as ''ISIDORE: an androgynous clown'' LMFAO#but honestly what could be more homoerotic than 2 ''men'' locked in a room together dancing tango+talking abt beetles+stabbing each other#hmm. maybe its the fact that after i stab the other guy i call him ''saint sebastian'' and then we LITERAL ACTUAL GAY KISS#which is crazy bc we only practiced that ONE TIME before opening#and youd think this shit cant get Any Gayer BUT. IT DOES. bc my scene partner+the director are gay+together irl... and uhh.#ive literally been their third. like. more than once.#ISNT THAT FUCKING INSANE. THIS IS MY REAL LIFE?? THIS IS MY REAL LIFE#ANYWAY#so now im headed back out to rehearse more before we perform it again tonight lmao#i hope it goes as well as it did last night#that audience was fucking incredible i really hope the next two like it as much as they did🤞🤞 knocking on wood#so. if u read this far. u should go find+read ''tango palace'' by maría irene fornés. mwah okay bye#bee speaks
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asonii · 6 months ago
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just walked in on a tender moment in the locker room between two men as one delicately trimmed the beard of the other
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trerinn · 2 years ago
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Tumblr keeps showing me an ad for a mobile game that is too fucking homoerotic for its own good
they are grinding on each other!
BUTT TO COCK CONTACT !!!!
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kirbs-art · 2 years ago
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Mmmm men, big fuckim muscle men. MMmMMMMm goOd sHiT 🥴
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kissboybyler · 20 days ago
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you know it’s all fun and games but like- why is there so much attention placed on will’s haircut? SERIOUSLY it’s JUST a haircut. Yeah sure people’s opinions differ but like people are taking this stuff personally. It’s okay to say you’d like Will to have a saggier haircut because hell yeah he’d rock that (he is rocking that, since that’s what his hair is gonna be like in s5). But holy shit if i see another person say that will is always crying because of his hair im gonna LOSE IT. And people tend to say that a lot during the van scene? I swear to god people are so so stupid, i wonder why some are within the fandom. This is seriously not the place for you.
And his haircut is okay? Like personally i never minded it, i never even noticed it, it was just his hair. And then i saw people commenting on it and brutally at times and i was like- excuse me? What the fuck? Leave the poor boy alone, what has he ever done to you. People will call him a crybaby and comment on his haircut when he’s literally just a teenage boy who has been to literal hell and back, been horribly bullied by both peers and his own father, essentially ostracised from society, struggling with his identity, who had his childhood taken away from him, trying so hard to please everyone and play it cool, like everything is fine when it clearly isn’t while ALSO being gay and in love with his best friend who is dating his adopted sister. I’d seriously love to see those pretentious assholes if put in will’s shoes. They wouldn’t survive a second and their insecure asses know that.
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my little bean, how could anyone be so cruel to you. I’m gonna cry, i love him so much and i truly cannot comprehend how people hate him.
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lucas: LMAOOO ur gay hahahahah
mike, begins sobbing profusely:
lucas: oh shit hey hey man dude wtf its okay man what the hell *pat pat*
mike, collapsing like a disney princess:
lucas: holy shit man whats wrong
mike, in But Im a Cheerleader fashion: IM A HOMOSEXUAL
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platonicmoonwater00 · 5 months ago
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I HAD TO STAND UP AND HIT THE FUCKING WALL
CHAPTER 85
OF THE CADENCE OF PART TIME POETS
HOLY FUCK
YKNOW WHEN YOU'RE READING SOMETHING
AND YOU FINALLY GET TO THE PART THAT SAYS THE NAME OF THE STORY
YUP
HOLY FUCK
STOP
I CANT
IM FREAKING OUT
HOLY FUCK
FUCKING CUNTS
BLOODY HELL
SHIT
I CANT
WITH THESE BLOODY GAYS
"AND I - WELL, I SORT OF MISSED HAVING A POET FOR A BOYFRIEND"
"I'M FAR FROM A POET"
"PART TIME THEN"
SHUT UP
YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME
IM GONNA FUCKING SCREAM
OH GOD
OH MY
OH
WOW
I CANT
I ACTUALLY CANT
FUCK
STOP IT
WHAT
I HAVE NEVER HAD THIS MUCH OF A REACTION TO A FIC
IM SO DONE
OH DEAR
MY POOR HEART
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