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wanologic · 9 months ago

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sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

#danny phantom #danny fenton #sam manson #theres some ocs #college au #sam’s goth book club #i feel like she’d make a lot of good friends at a college #the trio has a highly rehearsed excuse for danny being weird #nobody has any idea what ecto-contamination is bc it doesn’t exist #ghosts are common-ish knowledge by now and amity is the known epicenter #stranger: holy shit your hand just went through that wall #danny: yeah it’s a medical condition :(#fentonworks is in on it too #for credibility #too bad the goths wanted vampires #moving to a new city did wonders for dannys popularity though #he’s got a lot he’s hiding so he can’t really take advantage #he probably knows more people number wise #but has less friends than sam #Tucker has a thriving social media life #but doesn’t get out much #hence that technus comic #can’t believe I finished this #lit took a whole ass week #hahahaha

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abbey-abdominal · 1 year ago

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DRAW EVIL RAGATHA BEING SUPER PROTECTIVE OF POMNI

you… do you know? that bad girls? go to hell?

#requesties #my thoughts while drawing this: god i hope this doesn't awaken something in me... THEY TOLD ME THINK ABOUT WELL I DID AND I DON'T WANNA FEE #A THING ANYMORE... fuck this is too much... idgaf... im so jealous of pomni... please pomni don't be so hard to draw im tryin put u w with #your wife stupid... oh... oh??? so you're cooperating now... good shut up and kiss her holy shit #*puts head in hands* it did in fact awaken something in me #creepy protective mommy ragatha #and shy concerned creepy pomni #since theres already evil!raggs out there somewhere im dubbing this ragapom “edgelord!ragapom” so #edgelord!ragapom #ragapom #caption is Get Scared lyrics #my art #digital art #sketch sloppy oppy sketch #design switches because I couldn’t give edgelord!ragatha cute curly hair like #in my head this raggs is 4 sure a voodoo doll and not a Raggedy Ann knock off #girl has graduated into goth school 😍#thanks 4 the requestie #buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #jesterdoll #doomed digital yuri

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echollama · 3 months ago

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Parchment the Octopussy Ink Witch, legal counsel for your magical contractual needs; please make a proper appointment beforehand, and bring your own pens.

(Thanks Turbo, for the inspiration💜)

#my ocs #witch #parchment the witch #new oc? in 2024?#this started out as a bit and then it was a warmup then it got out of hand #damn i feel like i've come out of retirement #*checks archive*#holy shit my last own oc post was in january #and it was done in 2023 #parchment is literally my only oc in 2024 #WHICH IS ENDING IN A DAY HAHAHAHHA #but this is reminds me of drawing for fun #i miss that #don't get me wrong I LOVE drawing commissions #but i did kinda fell out of drawing just for myself #i should draw hibiki again

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mycological-mariner · 2 years ago

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So I bought this painting of the Cutty Sark in a charity shop for 50p. And on the back it’s got this placard - pretty cool, right? Obviously it’s staying

Obviously the frame is a little busted and it can’t hang but that’s a 10 minute fix.

So I remove the card first thing to save for later and —

It’s a fucking menu. And apparently a really fancy one - it got French words. I’m laughing my ass off because some guy cut out a description of the Cutty Sark from a restaurant menu and stuck it to the back of a painting of said ship. At this point I’m having a blast and joking that “Oh, what’s next, the painting itself is gonna be from the dessert menu, I bet!”

IT WAS THE FUCKING WINE MENU. And this has to be ancient because £1.25 for a bottle of wine?? 20p for a glass?!

So quite a few decades ago some guy stole a menu, took it home, then cut out the painting of The Cutty Sark and it’s description and framed it to presumably hang on their wall. And now it is in my home, on my mantle and whenever I have guests over they’ll go “Oh what a nice picture of a ship!” But they won’t know. Only I will know that it is in fact the front piece of a wine menu. Like. The process behind how this came to be.

I’m keeping this forever.

#I’m gonna treasure this the rest of my life #thought age of sail tumblr might get a kick out of this WEIRD but lovely and honestly hilarious find #that frame was being held together with tape I’m sorry it had to go tho #maybe I’ll paint this one so it’s not so. boring.#it was just a cheap thing from the store #holy shit #incredible find #how did they smuggle it out of the restaurant??#big coat?? hand bag? under their hat?#anyways #age of sail #age of steam #cutty sark #maritime art #(and it IS art)

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manglam-marfach · 1 year ago

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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

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crystalchimera · 5 months ago

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Originally posted July 29 on Twitter/X.

A sketch that got out of hand

Also!!! Here's some never before seen stuff about this since I remembered. This sketch was actually planned to be a full body pic but I didn't like how it was going so I just quickly slapped some colors on the upper body cause that was the only part of I liked LOL

There's also this sketch which is on the same canvas. You could say this was the original sketch before I redraw it

I actually forgot this doodle existed until I decided to poke around in the layers LOL

#Chimera Scribble #Slayer Guilty Gear #Guilty Gear #Sketch #Digital Art #2024 #Holy SHIT did this post do numbers on Twitter #I think I gained like 300+ followers after making this post and it was scary #It's so funny cause I had drawn this with the intention of drawing him with a manic expression #Because I love my crazy faces #But then I was like “oh maybe I draw him too feral” which also was the twitter caption just about #And I posted it for the lols and expected like. Idk. a few likes and retweets #Mind you I didn't even hastag the post on twitter #AND INSTEAD THIS POST DID NUMBERS #A SKETCH THAT GOT A BIT OUT OF HAND AND PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKED IT #Fucking WILD dude #It's been months and I still can't get over it #I know I'm rambling in the tags but I need you guys to know that I have never recovered from this post--#I might've peaked with this and I don't even know what I did #Anyways as of writing this this post is at #78 comments 1.1k retweets 8.5k likes 686 bookmarks 114.4k views #THATS SO CRAZY

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captainshakespear · 1 month ago

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as a someone who got deeply deeply into CaitVi for a brief but electric moment after Arcane season 1 came out I felt serious betrayal at how I saw nothing but JayVik on my dash after season 2. I am here now having finally watched season 2 to say I so get it. what the fuck.

#in a way it is Arcane who betrayed me like please some spare character or relationship development for CaitVi ... please ... crumbs ...#but on the other hand holy shit. JayVik so so so so so real. they got me good.#also shout out to Jinx and Ekko. surprisingly most well adjusted and normal couple of the show. congrats to them.#actually while I'm just exploding with Arcane feelings in the tag can I say Hot Silco Reveal sent me???????#like I get it now also. I get why ppl were like that about him. I get Vander. I've seen the truth.#and uh I was so worried about Mel but I'm so happy she became the most powerful wizard after all that. love u girl.#and love u Sevika #crazy season. just insane out of control. but I did get extremely emotional.#Arcane spoilers #the captain's log

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my-current-obsession · 2 years ago

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Me, delusional, foaming at the mouth:

ISH ROUTE??? POTENTIAL ISH ROUTE? PLEASE?

#even if tempest #otome #just saying his love for norna is kind of what made him turn evil #so anastasia SAVING him and redeeming him through love would be A+++#and the game even implied it would/should happen! she literally told norna to leave ish to her #and then just... ignored him in purgatory to pursue her own happy ending #so we were ROBBED and deserve a proper route with him (and not just a Q&A session)#if nothing else i hope he's got a big role again because i want to see and hear more of him #tetsuya kakihara did GREAT work with him. i'm most familiar with fran from code realize #but holy shit he popped off in this role. there's just an energy to it - sometimes malevolent sometimes playful #and i just WANT MORE. ideally he gets a route but failing that make him a prominent character regardless #for the record i'm ALWAYS greedy for more love interests in any game #(in this game alone i also desperately want routes for maya and hugo for instance)#but he's one of a small handful who truly seems like he SHOULD have been and just. wasn't.#so until the FD comes out and shatters my dreams i'll hold onto hope

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vampmilf · 9 months ago

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i looooove working overtime in the kitchen its like cocaine to me and i dont care about my free time or my sanity at all 😍💖

#7 - 16:30 and i had a brief 15 min break at 9:30 lmao my legs are so sore my hands are shaking someone hold me down by the neck and #tell me im a good girl or smthn who said that #anyways work was hell bc the girl my boss put on kitchen yesterday did a shit job and i spent the first 2hrs just correcting her mistakes #and then on top of that and the usual stuff we have a bus group tomorrow so i had to prepare extras of stuff and also prepare the #usual stuff that SHOULD HAVE BEEN DONE YESTERDAY BUT WASNT. BC WHY THE FUCK WOULD THAT BITCH DO HER JOB.#anyways. ANYWAYS.#had to do a fuck ton of extra work but its all good now. i hope.#and coworker said the fresh smoothie i made tastes delicious she went all wide eyed and said 'oh my god?!? this is so good?!! holy shit!!!'#and she is RIGHT it turned out super well #so no one gets to complain abt breakfast tomorrow bc i did everything so fucking well they should give this hotel a fourth snd fifth star #just for my fantastic breakfast #soph txts #txt #also i only had some muesli during my short break and i am starrrrrving rn but i cant be bothered to make food can someone feed me kibble

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gotta-bail-my-quails · 5 months ago

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man i thought i moved out to escape my family but it turns out i've jumped from the pan into the fire because holy shit my guys what the fuck??

#at least at home we have people competent enough to not flush wet wipes and tampons down the toilet #let alone FOOD???#and we don't leave our dishes out for so long by the sink that they start to RUST #like ok my lil brothers make a mess sometimes and accidentally shat on the floor a few times but at least they're fucking children why tf #should i deal with shit water because of your incompetence #and yknow i can deal with noise. im the noisiest at night at home b/c i always go shower late but im not fucking SCREECHING and chatting #so loudly you'd think i was at a concert or some shit #and this bitch?? can't comprehend i just want to not have crumbs all over the couch???#like girl. how did this become a slight against you. why would i ask you to keep the couch clean b/c you slept there once or twice #BITCH I CLEANED THE COUCH COVER ON MY OWN DIME *BECAUSE* I KNEW YOU MIGHT SLEEP THERE AGAIN & WANTED IT TO BE CLEAN FOR YOU #YOU NOT ONLY INSULT ME BUT ENTIRELY MISCONSTRUE MY KINDNESS TOWARDS YOU??? WHY WOULD IT BE DIRTY B/C YOU SLEPT THERE???#you can't make this shit up i hate having roommates holy hell #only slightly made up for by the fact i get a room to myself these days #the other one smells like weed all the time and the other other one doesnt wash her hands properly after using the toilet + keeps her dishe #out by the sink + doesn't pick her hair up #also i'm the youngest so that's just even sadder #i was also the youngest last year and bitch. you have no idea #this is what being the eldest sibling does to a mf #not really related but they made the ugliest doormat ever i wish i had been there to stop them from that atrocity #and why do they not take their shoes off. girl i mop the floors like every 2 weeks #it's fucking clean trust me just take them off bitch #am i being holier than thou? probably but fucking DESERVED #i can't be taking care of people two years older than me like this. yall have too much fucking drama

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seventh-district · 11 months ago

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so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr 2.2 #hsr spoilers #hsr leaks #the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am #i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before #but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one #so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days #it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me #but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and #gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it #and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story #not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know #but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game #anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :)#and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream #pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we #i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see-#-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out..#the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!)#i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!?#they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing #Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it #and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet #also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow.#that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!!#not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good #Seven.txt #viddy game stuff

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vulpiximisa · 3 months ago

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Okay gonna stop here before I marathon the entire season by accident

I’m gonna say that I definitely prefer the youkai/spirit episodes over the alien episodes. Mixing it up does give it a change of pace but I think I’m still traumatized from the Nakai Kazuya aliens in ep1. Also I have a fear of drowning so this “arc” had me nervous the entire time

#Pixi watches anime #re ddd #the way I went HOLY SHIT at the end of ep 8 #not sure how I feel about the romance #because in one hand I love gyaru/megane(otaku)#on the other hand I love momo more than I care for okarun #the water moment did get a doki out of me but it was for momo #I think I liked okurun/aira doing that spirit tango together that was fun #Pixi talks ship

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quietwingsinthesky · 1 year ago

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thinks about metatron referencing god only talking about amara when he was drunk and the direct parallels that then draws to john’s relationship to mary’s memory after she died, and hey that was a fucking insane line to put in their show right.

#never not thinking about that. fellas you ever build the whole fucking universe on a foundation of your sister imprisoned because you fucked #up so bad and now you can’t ever acknowledge or admit it or it all falls apart. but you WILL make ur kids act the whole fucked up mess out #again to try and justify your actions to yourself. (or watch. and hope that they’ll get it right? but maybe that would be worse. prove that #you could have. but not anymore. you can’t face that mistake anymore. rewind the story with another pair and watch it go horribly wrong.)#the show is not subtle at all about amara-mary being parallels. and it was never subtle about john being their dad who is god. and now god #of course. is kind of like their dad. but it is also insane. they did not have to do this. no one forced their hand and made them make amara #his sister. instead of his wife. but. well!!!!#i mean!!! more for me!!!! but holy shit insane tv show!!!!

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sluttish-armchair · 2 years ago

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I swear to god “Gelatinous” is fucking possessed. Some days it sounds completely normal, and then all of a sudden it starts sounding detuned — like the pitch is warping down and glitching (in ways it isn’t supposed to) — right in the middle of listening to it and it gets creepier and creepier with each subsequent listen. But if I take a long pause from the song before listening to it again, it goes back to normal. It never distorts when I’m waiting for it to distort; it only does it when I’m not prepared for it.

It could be a sensory processing thing (I have some auditory stuff ~going on~ but uh… I’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.) If I listen to it enough I begin to feel as if I’m getting high and literally turning gelatinous myself. What the fuck.

#help my own soundtrack is cursed and I don’t know why #Just specifically the 2.0 version with the weird offset between the left and right ear #Did I inadvertently create an auditory illusion or is it actually a portal to the underworld?#what the FUCK #I mean I wanted it to be psychedelic but HOLY SHIT #Will this cause mass hysteria when I release it as part of the third act?#Aaaaaaah #But it’s like an instant spontaneous change in perception #Like something’s gonna get you #Like being on drugs without drugs (not that I know what it feels like but I can definitely reach an altered state of consciousness #with this song when it does The Thing)#Like someone flipped a switch and the lights went out and you’re in the dark basement praying a hand doesn’t reach out #from underneath the floorboards and grab your foot

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sondersil · 2 years ago

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this was supposed to be something else entirely. now it's my evil alter ego, Eden Reed. what a dick. wish i had his hair.

#this was supposed to be. two characters #kissing #only one of them was turning out ~okay~ so. i. i got frustrated. erased the other. took this dude's base. now here we are.#i'll try again tomorrow #the more i look at it the more it looks like my coworker Tiago holy shit #Tiago has sick ass hair i am so jealous of him #that dude's a big ass nerd! and so kind. gave me a brofist.#glad i met him. might get him into some silly DnD shenanigans since he expressed interest #i.. i actually really like this *looks down at hands* how did you..#not 100% convinced of this brush yet though #bug.wip

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