#holy fuckigng shit

[devotioncrater]

hey are you fuckigng kidding me right now

[codecicle]

hey I just made it to episode 52. GILLION WAS FOUND BECAUSE OF FUCKING. WHAT.

[puncivilian]

Okay seriously these controls are... Not ideal. There's too many overlapping things attached to one input. Just died a senseless fucking death because my guy not only let go of the pole they were on but also launched themself into the abyss. That's not a good game experience

[il3x]

penumbra is an AMAZING name for glory girl/shadow stalker. i was gonna reblog the og post with 'shadowstar' because 1. antares and 2. it's a canon warrior cats name which I think is funny and appropriately cringe. but penumbra slaps so hard

terrible ship name generator activate

[etherealspacejelly]

RIGHT SO

i was obsessing over jessica vosk (again) because i am a Dyke™️ and I LOUVE WOMEN

so i found a video of her last ever performance of defying gravity (from wicked the musical, when she played elphaba)

and HOLY FUCK

BLEW MY TITS OFF

I WAS FLOORED. MY FLABBERS WERE GASTED. MY GOBS WERE SMACKED I TELL YOU.

^^ this is jessica vosk btw

LET ME SHOW YOU THE FUCKIGNG RIFF IT'S ACTUALLY MINDBLOWING

https://youtu.be/8JWXwTPpR_o?si=zZta_EGPWyv17BzD listen from 6:12 BUT HOLY SHIT

apologies for the silliness and Bothering. BUT I CANNOT WITHHOLD MY LOVE FOR JESSICA FUCKING VOSK

HOLY SHIT THATS IMPRESSIVE

she seems very cool

[joyousscamperer]

WHEEOEEEEE THE OVERNIGHT WAS SO FUCKIGNG GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!! I was so so tired but i couldn't tear my eyes away like it had me captured i was LOCKED IN like oh my god i love this movie i cant even put my finger on why. i love it and not just in a horny way i also love it in a horny way but it was also just genuinely enjoyable and awesome and great like it was funny and weird and i think sex and sexual relationships are really interesting like its cool the way all that stuff works genuinely but i feel like a weird asshole to say i find sexuality and sexual relations fascinating because itslike im fucking mr spock discovering pussy lips and ballsacks for the first time.

ithink once it's not 4 am anymore ill be able to explain myself better but holy shit this mvoie was awesome so so fucking good and awwsdognsdogrjneksdigjnAH AHA AHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kurt is so ufuvkcking silly funny i love him so much best guy out therer hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii and also big fan of how this movie solidified for me that iim very much so gay just in case there was any doubt there but anyway wow this guy paints buttholes what a champ GOD I LOVE THIS MOVIE

[constellation-sapphic]

Holy shit I can’t fuckigng wait for sneeg and impulse team up mcc

Like etho I know you’re there and I’ll happily watch a vod from your team but I need. NEED. To see the energy of sneeg and impy together live. On first thoughts Sneeg gives off Impulse’s younger cousin energy I don’t care I HAVE TK SEEE DBDIDBFIDBJDSBSH*

*[I have to see their vibes, I got too excited typing]

[uniformbravo]

i have obtained ITEMS.......

so here's the rundown (short version):

1. BOY. SON BOY. IN MY POSSESSION. i fuckigng have him hes my son & hes REAL i can hold him in my hands right at this very moment waaaaaAAA i saw him on the shelf and yoinked him so fast aughgughgh....,.,.,..,, they had the two others in the set (a sensei and a little fox) but they were $15 each and i couldn't be dropping $45 like that 😭 but it's ok bc i got a fuckign real life natsume in my home i cannot fucking believe it HE'S SO CUTE. HE IS SO SMALL. SCREAMS

(kind of want to sculpt a tiny sensei for which to enplace beside him at his side..... right in the path of the leg that's abt to kick forward-)

2. BOOKE......... vol 22 of natsuyuu & holy shit what a GORGEOUS cover i wanna do a redraw of it so bad now that i FINALLY have it hsmgnsghj absolutely my fave cover in the series TBH. also this is a big deal bc it's one of the last few volumes i need to complete the series and it's SERIOUSLY hard to find rn (i will get into this more below but just know it's basically a miracle i have this 🙏)

3. ANIMORPHS WAAAAAA so the store i went to had a bunch of different shit including both manga & normal books (i see no difference love is love) so ofc i HAD to check the children's section and they had these two animorphs books for a few bucks each!! i honestly didn't really even pay attention to which ones they were beyond checking the numbers to make sure i didn't already have them but as soon as i got home i got a good look at them AND THEY ARE??? BOTH BANGERS????? YOOOOOOOOOO

#19 The Departure (butterfly book) is the one where cassie cheats death thru a bullshit morphing rules loophole and it's GREAT and oh yeah a lot of philosophical "see from the enemy's pov" gray morality stuff which goes so much harder than im making it sound.... it's always been one that stood out to me as a special one so i am Thrilled to have it

as for #33 The Illusion i fucken lost it when i recognized the cover IT'S THE BIRD TORTURE BOOK aka book where they are so so fucking mean to tobias #458283049 THEY ARE SO MEAN TO HIM LEAVE MY SON ALONE i love this book A LOT i cannot believe what these two books turned out to be w/o me even realizing it, and they were the only two animorphs books they had like??? god favors me

ok that was the short version now here's my saga:

SO FUNNY STORY LOL i've been rly into manga collecting videos on yt which frequently dip into manga shopping vlogs right. they go to stores & film the shelves & it's a lot of fun to see all the stuff they have but Most Importantly whenever they get to the N section my eyes ZOOM TF IN lookin for those natsuyuu spines bc i'm on the fuckin hunt and i'm obsessed i NEED to see what they have (which is why i always die inside whenever they skip over the entire naruto section bc natsuyuu is usually RIGHT after it and EVERYBODY MISSES IT slams fist on the ground)

the main thing i look for is volumes i don't have which is a dangerous game bc if i DID see smth i needed and was unable to obtain it i would simply perish and wither away on the spot because these last 3 volumes i need are SO IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND they are not ANYWHERE online except on ebay for like $150 which SUCKS so if i knew they were out there existing on a shelf completely out of my reach i wouldn't make it

anyway i was watchin a shopping vlog & this guy's like we're going to the book-off in this exact location and im like wowie that's near me maybe i should check it out sometime and he's like here's the manga section and im like 👁👁 bc ofc i am and it's not like he's showing every shelf in detail, doesn't even really look at the N section BUT what do i see with my Combat Trained Eagle Eyes

👀

(this is zoomed tf in on like the corner of the screen BUT IT'S VOLUME FUCKEN 22 BABEY DO U SEE IT UUAAHGH) (so bizarre to look at that screenshot now knowing that that book on the shelf is MY specific copy that i now own like god. i really did just reach into the screen and YOINK)

so i immediately check the video's upload date & it's only been a Week but also that portion of the video had been filmed a week prior to the rest of the footage and on top of that there's no telling how much time passed between filming and uploading so we have at LEAST 2 weeks definitely more on the docket so im like ooohhgh but also like i mentioned before. these books are fucken IMPOSSIBLE to find for a reasonable price online rn so i have absolutely nothing to lose ok

i call the place & ask abt it and they're like ya we have it forrr $7.99 and i scream in my head so so loud bc that's $2 below retail and like $75 below the asking price on ebay (some fucking goon is selling a goddamn raw unrestored library copy for over $80 hello?????? absolute clown behavior SMH meanwhile this below retail copy is in Wonderful condition it's BEAUTIFUL)

ik i said earlier that i was "nearby" the location in the video but that was a lie it's a fucking hour drive which is Small Price To Pay for Natsume's Book of Friends Vol 22 by Yuki Midorikawa in MY mind but since i don't drive i had to find someone who agreed w/ me lmfao. the store does not ship either to ur home or to a closer location so i had literally no other option and on top of that they only do same day holds on items, to stress out Me Specifically (joking tho they were so so nice. the person i spoke to was like "well this series doesn't sell v often and we've had it for a while, so there's a good chance it'll still be here whenever you can come out" like 😭 they didn't have to reassure me like that but they did and it helped me make it thru the week goddamnit)

so luckily i was able to get out there the very same weekend and like bro. they have so much shit it's a rly cool store... i believe they have new items but their whole thing is resale & second-hand stuff so u can find some rly neat stuff there... i spent so long in the merch section oh my god. they have this entire aisle that's just pins & buttons & charms and it's absolute madness, like This Shit (different location but same idea)

and good god u would not BELIEVE the sheer amt of ososan stuff they had there, i genuinely believe a flat 50% of it was just ososan AT LEAST (even in this pic i can see a kara on that second shelf there gksdngskdf 2nd to last row on the far right), i think i would have died if i'd gone there during the height of my obsession bc holy shit. why did they have so much osomatsu san. it was bananas (i might've gotten smth if i found one i liked but it was mostly like official art lookin stuff & that style doesn't rly appeal to me so rip. there were a LOT of karas & ichis tho)

anywayyyyy i shouldn't have spent so much time going thru all that but among the sea of buttons & pins were those rubber character charms here and there which i WAS interested in, specifically bc one of the kimi to boku sets i want so dearly is the rubber charms like LOOK at them.........

i am not only screaming & crying but ALSO throwing up LOOK AT THEMMMMM i would die for all 5 of them. anyway they didn't have any of em as far as i could see which wasn't that surprising since it's not a very well-known series but also i saw a million guys i'd never seen in my life in that section so IT WAS POSSIBLE..........

i wandered around the books section for a while bc i wasn't ready for the manga yet (busy aisle) & that's where i found the animorphs WHICH btw are in SUCH good condition like obvs the pages are yellowed but the covers & spines are clean af and both of the cover illustrations underneath are intact so i'm super happy abt that!! i looked around for a few other things just for fun, like they had a few deltora quest books, neither of the ones i need but it was still neat to see. o they also had a copy of wayward son (simon snow book 2) which was rly fun bc hey i know those guys!!! need to get back to reading their shit rly bad but uh u know!!!!! i will

the manga section wasn't super big, just like. one aisle, both sides. they had alphabetical markers to organize them but man things were pretty out of order within each section so i hope i didn't miss anything gskdnkfdg.... it's not like i was planning on buying a whole lot but i did have a list of things to keep an eye out for and if they happened to be a good price then,,,

i didn't find anything tho rip. i rly wanted to check out some japanese manga too but it didn't look like they had any so i was like oh well but fuckin. i'm SO mad at myself, the next morning i found out that APPARENTLY all the jpn manga's in the dollar outlet version of the store they had upstairs, which i KNEW existed but didn't end up checking out gjgaughagjsdgj i'd even thought about asking one of the employees if they had any but i DIDN't and now im DYING oh my god. i'll never be able to get out there again, not any time soon, this was like a One Time Thing i'm so OTL

(i was gonna look for like, natsuyuu fanbooks, some of midorikawa's other works, maybe some monthly magazines like the one natsuyuu gets published in if they even had that sort of thing.... oogh im lying down)

anyway i pretty much checked out after that, they had my book at the counter bc i had called ahead to place a hold JUST TO BE SAFE..... who knows how many other people watched that guy's video and paused obsessively over that one part bc they caught a glimpse of natsuyuu spines in the bg and spotted the elusive vol 22 sitting Right There for all the world to see and immediately started planning how to get out there asap before it disappeared like a dream evaporating into mist as soon as you wake up

anyway that's where the book shopping saga ends but the last magical thing that happened was the mall had a somisomi aka taiyaki babeeyyyyyyy (v exciting bc the one at my local mall is GONE) so i got some w the taro filling (taro my beloved) and it was THE BEST

somisomi's main thing is like, ice cream taiyaki (left) but i always just get the regular kind (right) bc hmnmgnhm i like the it

so that concludes my funny lil weekend trip, even if i missed the outlet store i still got some super gr8 stuff & i'm v happy about it ;v;

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ok addendum (i didn't know where else to put this): i realized in the middle of writing this that getting the lil natsume meant i could actually fuckin update my myfigurecollection page for the first time since making an acct gkjgskndgkd so i did that but it was a CURSE bc I GUESS there's a new natsume figure that i didn't know about and it's SO FUCKING CUTE IM IN AGONY

HE'S SO CUTE AAAAAAHHGHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭 I'M HAVING AN ANEURYSM OOOOGHHHH HE'S WEARING THE HAT i adore that hat and his scarf & coat & the way he's stumbling? running?? AND SENSEI'S LIL OUTFIT STOPPPPPPPPPPPP my life is fucking over i cant take this goodbye. farewell. sora death noise.mp3

ok this is really the end thank u for ur time o)-<

[monitor-kernel-access]

THE VIBES OF THIS FUCKING SOMNIUM ARE IMPECCABLE. BU T ALSO. HOLY FUCKIGNG SHIT.

[totaltrauma]

This review broke me open, and glitter and confetti came out of me.

What an amazing, funny, insightful, loving tribute.

Recently, I've all but written Total Trauma off as being something stupid I wasted years worth of my time on. What a strange and wonderful reminder that it meant something to some people.

If you're reading this right now and you love Total Trauma, I strongly recommend reading through this review, which goes through every page individually (!!) and gives sparkling commentary. It's made me view my own work in a new light.

The total Total Trauma Review:

AN OPEN APOLOGY TO WYATT AND JUDE SHEPARD @totaltrauma: THE TOTAL TRAUMA V1 REVIEW. 

Dear Wyatt Shepard. 

Sorry. 

About a year ago, I won the Total Trauma Fanart contest, and as a prize, I received a free copy of Total Trauma V1 and a matching set of tarot cards, sent directly to my house in Australia. This endeavour, which represented an untold amount of time and effort given to the making of both of these items, as well as the costs of printing and shipping, I have rather unfavourably received with total radio silence.

 I did receive this beautiful gift. I squealed over it when it arrived, laid out the cards and looked over them, read the volume multiple times. Did I send a thank-you note, or a nice comment, or even a dm acknowledging that the item had been received? No. To be fair, there was a lot going on at the time and a lot has gone on since. But, honestly not really enough to justify not reaching out with gratitude for the lovely, lovely gifts I received. And to that end I am deeply sorry. I hope that my disgraceful actions have not impacted your creative work or ego to any degree. 

In order to make up for this lapse in judgement I now intend to make you aware of every lovely thing I have to say about Total Trauma V1, compounded into an easy-to-read if lengthy review of the book. This has been in no small part inspired by Switch1e’s Comprehensive Roast series on Youtube and by my desire to see such a piece dedicated to Total Trauma. 

Wyatt and Jude, you may not have the time to read such a piece. Your considerable and formidable creative endeavours astound me, with both their quality, diversity and quantity. I’m really looking forward to reading Jude’s book when it debuts.

 I’m sure you have many many compliments to read in a day, and have to hire a stoic butler to mail the important ones to you. I’ll be brief in this opening so you can know that this scumbag received your book, absolutely loved it and am very thankful that you put the time into creating it and sending it to your little fan in Australia. 

Much love. 

Peggy.

READ THE FULL REVIEW ON GOOGLE DRIVE

[jinx-blackout-84]

Me everytime I see a Pez dispenser: ohmygos holy shit pez. PEZ DISPENSER. PEZ Disp Enser. Dispensers the pez. Holy fuckigng shit.

[jo-the-nerd]

OK LAST ILL JUST FINISH THE NIGHTMARE SEGMENT IVE HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT IN WATCHING AND DREAMING I NEED TO GET BACK TO STUDYING

but can i just say . harpy eda s3 does Things to me . like i barely understand how this form is a curse (both in a gay and clearly hasnt watched the show Properly way) holy shit am i so fuckigng AUGH raine has caught a goddamn goddess <33 oK THATS IT FOR THE LIVE ASKING REACTIONS I HOPE YOURE HAVIG A GOOD DAY MWAH MWAH <33

OH YEAH YOU'LL SEE THE CURSE LATER BUT THERE'S DEFI LIKE...TRAUMA

But yeah she's literally made for us sapphics but lbh none of us could ever be Raine, no matter how hard we try :,)

I HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A GOOD DAY <33 GOOD LUCK STUDYING, KEEP ME UPDATED WHEN YOU FINISH <33

[indigos-shits-and-giggles]

STEPH HAS A GUN!!!! I REPEAT, THEY HAVE A FUCKING GUN!!!!!!

MAYOR LAUTER????? HOLY FUCVK THEYTRE SO FUCKIGNG FUCKED

Th. Waitwaitwait, hold on. He knows? Nevermind, of course he knows.

THE CHURCH OF STARRY CHILDREN???? HOLY FUCK HOLT FUKCING SHIT THEY WERE IN ON IT????

Theyre fucked they're so fucked holy shir rhey're fucked

[sketchquill]

I LOVE ALL OF THESE HOLY FUCKIGNG FUCKING SHIT A AAAA IMMA GONNA EXPLODE ALL THESE ARTWORKS ARE DRAWN SO WELL, THEY’RE ALL SO SWEET, CHARMING AND SO BEAUTIFUL!! ALSO THE LIL’ HEARTS THAT WALLY HAS IN HIS EYES AS HE���S STARING AT Y/N *CLUTCHES CHEST* IMMA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM SEEING SUCH GREAT ART!! 😭💗✨💖💕💗✨💖💕

“BRUH HOW YOU MAKE BACKGROUNDS!?”

Bro i’m shit too when it comes to drawing backgrounds! Most of the backgrounds in my Corpse Puppet artworks are screencaps from the movie, all I pretty much do is use the screencaps and edit the characters out 😂

(Creator of the au and fanart for @sketchquill!)

hope u all enjoy the last drawing was lazy-

Red AND BRUH HOW YOU MAKE BACKGROUNDS!? YOURS SO GOOD AND REALISTIC WHILW ITS MY FIRST TIME AND LOOK LIKE A DOLLAR STORE-

[buckysboobs]

LOSING MY FUCKING SHIT

[eminencecuff-moved]

OH MY GOD

we are FUCKING FREE MY ABUSER IS GONEEEE I HAVE ZERO CONNECTIONS LEFT WITH THEM!!!!!!!!!GAMER MOMENT