#holy f uck .

[ozzybutweirdthistime]

GENLOSS FOUNDERS CUT COMING SOON OH MY GOD AHUEGHH

[mintglacier]

oh fuck im gonna have a bad time at work today sdjfkhhfksdjkjfsd

[sturnioz]

[polkadotjohnson]

Joshua Kane - Instagram

[stormbreaker-290]

Twelfth times the charm- I’m dedicated to get this to go through. My clowny WiFi can’t handle the smexy tumblr man >:3c

OH

DEAR

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AAAHEM

FUC K

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@malwaresilly

[1960z]

y’all I’m still in fucking shock

[vibinsane]

OMFOGMSDLKGHSADKLHGS IT'S A LEAK IT'S A FUCKIGNB LEAK I ASLKDFJLSDJFKLDS BUT ILS DKFJALKSDJFLKSDLKFS

OH MY GOD XAVIER??

LIU XIAO YOU LITTLE FUCKIGN SHIT OH MY GOASDGAKSDLGHDSDLKHG HELP SEASON 3 WHEN I'M SHAKING I'M SCREAMING OH FUCK ASLDKJFLKSDJFLKL

[mushroompoisoning]

IM FREE EE

[glacioclasm]

“hes hung like a horse and got a gorilla grip pussy he really is blessed”

[angel-baby479]

H. ..H E 😳😳😳😳 *explodes*

Knightish-Knight.exe has stopped working.

Has this been done yet? Doesn’t matter, John Cena.

[v--nus]

can you people be normal in the general tags for 5 fucking seconds for ONCE please

[haruchi-slit]

"SHE ACTIN' LIKE A ADDICT!"

cock drunk! reader x suguru x sukuna [SEPARATE] warnings: reverse cowgirl + creampie + 2 pps' kuna :D + blow job + fingering + p in v + not proof read

SUGURU:

"good girl- fucking! goodness" suguru let's out a raspy grunt, as beads of sweat rolls down on his neck and forehead, some hair sticking against his sweaty forehead, as you bounce your ass against his abdomen,

his hands gripping both of your plush, ass cheeks, as he spreads them apart, revealing your cunt dripping with his pre-cum, that's sucking his dick in with every bounce you made,

"mhmm good fucking- girl!" he repeats with a hoarse groan, digging his nails on your hips, "c'mon baby, stretch that cunt -fucking- nghh f'me !" his nails dug deeper as you rolled your hips on him, "nghh- suguru 's too good-" you almost choked,

"your dick's too good- gaahh!" you drawn-out as drool starts to spill from you mouth as your toes curled, you placed your hands on his knees for support as you bucked your hips on his pudgy cock, you bounced your ass on his crotch so good that you could only think of his dick, and how fucking good his dick makes you feel, he grabbed a handful of your ass and used it to bounce on to his throbbing cock helping you, he bucks his hips up lifting you lightly before he thrusts his cock in you, he is in balls deep, his balls slapping against your ass with every thrusts he makes, "is my dick good?" suguru teased,

"gaaah- soo f-ucking much!" you barely could even form a sentence with how good he fucks you in every way, "holy- fucking shiitt!" you moaned loudly as the bed's headboard creaks with how much force suguru's thrusting in to your gummy walls,

"nghh suguuu 'm close please don't stop! oh yes! yes! yes!" you begged so pathetically as you feel the knot breaking slowly, big fat tears flood your eyes as suguru abused your g-spot over and over, you can feel him smiling from ear to ear as he thrusts in, you could feel the fire pool down on your lower abdomen as you came on his dick, dissolving into pleasure- but your climax is not hint for suguru to stop, instead he thrusts harder, deeper and faster, as you spasmed around his dick, " su-slow ah! down! sugu-!" you shrieked, "c'mon baby take it f'me" he chuckles so menacingly,

"gahh- suguru! s'too good ugh" you whimpered, "m' close girl" suguru warns as he pulls another orgasm from you, you could feel your mixed juices dripping down the mattress,

"take it all girl, waste none of it" suguru groans, as his pace slowed down- shooting thick ropes of his cum, slowly fucking it in your womb, your body twitched uncontrollably as your hazy eyes rolled back to the depths of your skull...

"you fuck me so goooodd sugu" you hummed softly reaching for his kiss, "c'mere girl," he chimes as he pulls you into a passionate kiss.

SUKUNA:

gawking sounds were heard in your bedroom as you take sukuna deep on your throat, his trimmed pubic hair touching the tip of your nose, while he holds the back of your head, pushing your head deeper on between his thighs, that you almost couldn't breathe,

"breathe thru your nose f-fucking slut" he groans, as he pushed your head deeper, making you gawk on his cock even worse, your hazy eyes locked on his piecing maroon eyes, your eyes clouded by lust as you suck on his cock, you bobbed your head back just to spit on his cock, only for you to suck his cock right back in to your mouth, as your nails dug to his thighs as the other creeped and wrapped around his other cock, giving him full pumps that sent waves of fiery pleasure thru his body, your tongue and thumb circling on his tip on sync almost sent him to tears of pleasure, you bobbed your mouth back once again as you tried to fit his two cocks in your mouth, making sukuna chuckle,

"where are we getting the nerve huh? you really t-think you can fit two? heh.." you took his cocks in your mouth alternating on every suck and pump, because you've been taking his dicks so good he wants to reward you by fucking you dumb with his fingers, his fingers drew past your back and ass before reaching your drenched cunt, inserting his pudgy index and middle finger, you arched your back as you groaned on the rippling feeling has sukuna inflicted on you, making your mouth vibrate on his throbbing dick, you could feel your drool dripling every where while your brain is so fogged that you could only think of his cock, your bodies was scorchingly hot with how intense and breath taking your session was, sukuna scissors deeper in your tight pulsating cunt, pressing on your g-spot, making sure he takes advantage of it and abuse it over and over again, your juices slowly drips from your cunt, while your other hand massaged sukuna's tensing balls.

"you're such fuckin' slut, eating my dick like it's the last meal on earth?" he grunts in a raspy voice and it just makes your cunt drip so badly, sukuna curls his fingers in you before inserting another one of his thick fingers, "mhmmgh!" you could inly groan because of how fucking full your mouth was with his huge cock,

"can't talk h-huh?" he laughs, as he forced your head deeper on between his thighs as he twitched and shivered as you swallowed him in so perfectly like your throat was carved like his dick, you were so intoxicated with how much pleasure you've gave and how much sukuna has inflicted to you that your body auto-piloted, so drowned in pleasure that you could only think of how sukuna fingers your hungry cunt, squelching sounds were soon heard as sukuna decided to fasten his pace, it was painfully so good your thighs barely had enough strength to hold your self up as it shook and quivered, "gahhwhk-" you almost choked on his big cock, as he did not waste no time to bring you to orgasm.

"you're so damn nasty, girl. eating my dick like it's your last meal?" he chuckles and it just makes your pussy drip so damn bad, your gummy walls gripped and spasmed around his thick fingers as he thrusts harder deeper tugging and sucking your orgasm out off your body, but your orgasm wasn't a hint for you to stop sucking, you continued to suck on him while your face contorted because of your arousal, as he continues to finger your cunt, smearing your juices round your vulva and gracing your clit, "mfhhmggh" your body shook as your legs quivered, your back arched as sukuna inserts his fingers in you, stealing another orgasm from you, "fu-fuck!" sukuna pressed his eyes close rolling his head back, as he finally shoots his thick loads of his creamy cum, you happily took all of it in your mouth, you made sure that you waste none of it, licking and slurping every last bit of it,

"atta girl.."

haruchi yaps: this shit is the one that i accidentally did not saved. I'm actually so mad and shit, i can curse someone in 10 different languages, but i am the only one to blame, I'm going to kms! :]

[mattluvr]

⋆·˚ ༘ * a pure smut matt sturniolo oneshot !

( soft!dom!matt, oral — f!receiving, overstimulation, praise, pet names, suggested blowjob at end )

matt loves to overstimulate you.

it’s one of his favourite sights; you, fucked out with a heaving chest as he pulls orgasm after orgasm out of you. usually it’s on his dick, the way your walls contract consistently around him making him dizzy with lust, but today he’s decided to go for something different.

overstimulate you on his tongue alone.

which is why you find yourself basked in the dim light of your boyfriend’s bedroom, covers strewn around you. you’ve already reached your high with matt’s head nestled between your thighs twice, and right now, three seems a little ambitious. hence his firm grip on your hips, pinning you to the bed.

“ma-att.” you moan, attempting to wriggle away from him without much success as his tongue prods your bundle of nerves again. “i’m too sensitive. i caaaaan’t.”

“stop whining.” he mumbles, fingers digging into your flesh, pulling you closer.

his tongue moves away from your clit then, running down your folds, probing your entrance, raw by this point, open, and you mewl into the thick air hanging over you. he’s opening you up at the seams, unraveling you bit by bit. and whilst you are sensitive, and have a tendency to complain about the smallest thing, you’re enjoying every minute of this treatment.

“shit, right there.”

spurred on your praise, matt pushes his tongue deeper, bumping his nose upwards to hit that spot that craves touch the most and you gasp, hand flying down to grip his hair. this contact makes him groan against your heat, and you buck your hips up, all sensitivity gone, impatience now settling in.

you need that third orgasm like it’s fucking water.

“would you keep still, kid?” matt mutters, his rings biting you as body begins to grow restless, each limb pulsing with carnal desire. “you’re not gonna get this fucking orgasm if you’re constantly trying to wriggle away from me.”

“sorry.” you say, weakly, dissolving into a string of moans. god, matt is talented with his tongue. you make a mental note to let him do oral more often.

“that’s it. my girl.”

oh fuck. with that simple sentence, you’re on the brink, climax looming over you, and you cry out into the air. matt does not slow down his ministrations, instead moving away from your entrance, back up to your clit, where he attaches his lips and practically tries to suction it off.

and then you’re cumming. all over the lower half of matt’s face, his mouth slick with your juices. his eyes dart up at the feeling of you contracting around him, a smirk lining his face, and before you can see the third orgasm all the way through, matt is back on your clit, like your cunt is his favourite meal and he can’t get enough.

“holy fu-uck, matt!” your hips stutter upwards, tears pricking your waterline as you begin to feel the pressure once again, everything becoming almost too much. “i don’t think i can, shit. ‘s too much, baby.”

“cmon, sweetheart. one more, for me?” matt pleads, his tongue now lazily flicking your sensitive bud, sending jolts of pleasure flying up your spine.

his eyes then meet yours again, yours wide with pleasure, his dark with lust, a smirk coiling onto his upper lip. “you know the safe word. say it and i’ll stop.”

you nod; raspberry, your favourite fruit, but the way matt’s tongue feels against you is hazing your mind, making you want to do anything but shout the word aloud. maybe just one more wouldn’t do any harm.

so, you shuffle your hips around, receiving matt’s death grip in response, a welcoming feeling now, and as he sucks back onto your swollen bundle of nerves, you no longer resist the shaking of your thighs, the beating of your heart in your throat.

“i’m cumming.” you whisper, the peak of your fourth orgasm hitting you hard and fast, and you moan as your walls pulsate.

matt knows then that you’ve had enough, and pulls away from your aching cunt, moving to sit up beside you. your head instantly gravitates to his lap, where you have a few seconds peace before you feel him stiffening beneath you.

you sit up, smirking, hand beginning to palm matt over his sweats, the instant subtle whimpers like music to your ears.

“my turn.” you hum, fingers dipping under the waistband of his pants. because you also love to overstimulate matt.

[stephanweaverofworlds]

@faridahmalik

umm link’s hair in totk my beloved 🫶

[sentientsky]

you ever get so fixated on a piece of media that just consuming it normally isn’t enough? reading fic, creating art, posting about it isn’t enough? like. i need this shit implanted under my skin. i need to be bashed in the side of the skull with a blorbo-shaped rock. holy f uck

[ediewentmissing]

Look at this sexy fucking man! Please! For the love of all of the underwear this pic and your stories have helped ruin, I need a fic for this pic! The more dirty talk the better! Just mmmmmmm going to town on him and riding him and guiding his mouth to suck and bite and lick my tits like ahhhhhhhh. Please!!

IM SO SORRY THAT I MISSED THIS i took a break but now i’m back AND HOLY SHITTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAA 😍😍😍 i’ve been rlly busy lately and i’m probably not gonna write very often (sorry 😿) but i wanted to give u something, so i wrote this in approx 6 minutes lmao sub!eddie incoming

“Ah- Shit- Please,” The handcuffs rattle against the headboard as Eddie sucks in through his teeth. His jaw clenches and eyes roll back into his skull as you slowly lower yourself down on his stiff cock.

You’re not quite sure what he’s begging for. More? Less? Who cares.

“Yeah, be a good boy and fucking take it,” You ride back up his length, and back down. And again. And again. He whimpers pathetically, his top row of teeth clamping down on his bottom lip in a foolish attempt to shut himself up.

“Awh,” you coo, “Barely started yet and you’re already a mess. Filthy boy.” His Adam’s apple bobs as he swallows hard, trying his hardest not to burst so quickly. But you’re just so wet, and so tight, and you’re clenching around his cock so deliciously.

“Mmm, fu-uck-” His mouth is open, head tipped back giving you the perfect view of his neck.

“Yeah? You like me using you like this?” He nods, humming.

You still on his cock, and his head jolts upright to look at you with confused, pleading eyes.

“Answer me, Eddie.”

“I- I love it…” you begin to bounce on him at a steady pace, and he moans loudly, “Fuck! God- Fuckin’ Christ. Mmmm- I love you using me. So, so much- Ah, ah-”

“God, look at you, baby…” you smirk down at him. His pupils are fully blown, swallowing the caramel-coloured irises whole. Hot tears run down his rose cheeks, picking up sweat on their way down his face.

You bounce ever so slightly faster, and go in to kiss his neck, sucking and biting that sweet spot that makes him writhe.

“Wait, no, please look at me. Please. I wanna see you.”

You pull off of his throat and look directly into his lustful eyes. Sweaty, hair sticking to his face.

He moves his palms to your abdomen, running his fingers up your torso as he breathes heavily, chest rising and falling, until he reaches your tits.

“So pretty-y~,” he groans.

“Mm, go ahead. Touch ‘em, baby,” you nod, and he carefully trails his thumbs over your nipples, gently squeezing them.

“Jesus Christ,” he mutters, involuntarily rutting his hips up into you, moaning.

You lean forward, a non-verbal sign for him to take one in his mouth, and he immediately obliges.

He kisses over your tits, soft, wet clicking sounds being drowned out by his whimpers vibrating against your chest and the skin-slapping-skin noises as you continue to ride him. He drags his tongue over everything, sucking and gasping as his high is in sight.

He bucks his hips up again, this time hitting the special spot inside of you. You clench hard around him, angling yourself to that he can slide deeper inside your aching pussy.

He detaches his lips from your chest, “Fuck, f-fuck, fuck! Haah… I’m-m gonna cum-” he moans, looking at you.

Your climax comes hurtling towards you unexpectedly, and it your pussy grips onto Eddie’s throbbing cock, only fuelling the fire of his orgasm.

He finally releases, warm, thick cum pumping into you at he same time you fall over the edge.

Breathy ‘I love you’s fall from his wet, pink lips. And it was nothing short of the truth. He loved you.