#holy crap that image quality

[clever-naming-convention]

See no evil

Hear no evil

Speak no evil

[heartlequincj8]

DRAGON UUUUUUHHHHHHH NEW YEARS YEAH WOOOOO YIPEEEE YAAAAYYYY

[snazzy-serpent]

[null-doesnothing]

haven't drawn these goobers in a bit but holy crap am I proud of how they turned out LOOK

THEY'RE SO CUTE!!!!!! THE GUYS!!!! THE GUYS EVER!!!!!!!! TUMBLR STOP EATING MY IMAGE QUALITY I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[beechicory]

Thinking about which drivers have Modern Face. Which would fit in a period drama, vs. which have definitely seen an i-pad.

KMag? Period drama face. He'd be amazing. Nearly every era. Hulkenberg? Modern face. He'd look like the owner-operator of a midsize car dealership got forcibly time travelled.

Checo? Modern face. I just can't imagine him looking normal in mutton chops.

George? Come on. He's got period drama written all over him. But not a BBC one, one of those lesser channels', one that's not quite as good quality, where the people are noticeably wearing eyeshadow and the costumes would get a disapproving mention from the historical fashion YouTubers.

Zhou? Oh my God, he'd be amazing in a period drama. Excuse me while I get distracted by mental images of him in a Victorian suit and velvet waistcoat. Oh my God, he'd be so good.

Seb? I would have said modern face but then they dressed him up in that 20s outfit to drive the 1922 Green Pea, and 👀. Oh my God. He looked like he absolutely belonged, it was ridiculous. No more suits, only gentleman farmer waistcoats.

Lewis? My initial instinct is to say "he can do what he wants, next question", but honestly I'm torn. I think it's his smile, his smile feels modern to me. But then imagine him in like late Georgian/Regency...hey get back here, that's long enough, snap out of it! So I think he teeters on modern face, but in the right costuming he'd be amazing.

Pierre? Ooooooh. I think Modern Face, except maybe as a Regency-era farm worker? ...no, he still looks like he's never seen a pair of suspenders and he'd have an allergy to tweed.

Alex? He would be so good in a Jane Austen. Like he'd be an amazing Mr. Bingley, holy crap; even though Alex is also a sarcastic, snarky rascal, he can portray extreme sweetness, and he'd be SO GOOD...oh no now I'm fancasting a Pride and Prejudice.

Esteban? I adore him, but that's a Modern Face. An adorable modern face, but a modern face. I just can't imagine him in any period drama without my reaction being a grin.

Max? Probably controversial but I think Modern Face. I just can't imagine him in most eras, and when I try to envision him in a period costume he refuses and is still just wearing Red Bull team gear. Like, mayyyyybe something mid/late Georgian - I could kind of envision him as a rival to Mozart, weirdly. But that's literally all that will come up when I try to imagine. It's Mozart or nothing. Modern face, I'm afraid.

... though maybe Victorian, like humble gentleman popping into a darkened shop in a Dickens adaptation...Ehhhh, still gonna say modern, because it would take a lot of work.

Franco? Oh I'm torn. I think he could do it. Actually wait it'd be fun to see him in something vaguely Elizabethan. Hmmmm. Another one where the era might matter. Oh but wait, Edwardian??? Oh heck yes. Or, like, Roman for that matter. Okay I'm changing my mind, he has period drama face, dang. If he doesn't get an F1 ride this coming year (boooooooo), he has a new career option.

I need your opinions, my friends.

[artunderwraps]

holy crap that image quality is killing me

raph! and chicken! inspired by the intro. i know it was probably just a gag but if the chicken isn’t in the show i will cry :(

also her name is felicia, seth rogen told me

[kaleaido]

Okay, okay, so, i think about Tacomic a LOT and so I have a lot of thoughts but I have one specific one.

I think Tacos love language is gift giving/acts of service((She’s given Mic a couple gifts in canon!)) because shes bad at words and Microphone’s is quality time.

I have a specific image in my head of Taco wanting to do something for Mic—like, for example, make her dinner— but since Taco only knows how to make tea from what we know, she makes the most GOD AWFUL MEAL EVER and Mic is like, “I appreciate this so much. anywho you’re banned from the kitchen.” And it makes me laugh DKDDDJ Just Taco trying so hard to make something special for Mic and Mic loves that Tacos trying!! The sillies !!!!

HOLY CRAP YOURE SO RIGHT ABOUT THE GIFTING PART, I NEVER NOTICED THAT UNTIL NOW!!! I giggled cause this actually fits their character SO well ob my goddd. please im begging on my knees that there will be a HINT to more of their love language in the canon stuff I DONT CARE HOW SMALL IT IS I JUST NEED IT💔💔💔

[gracebethartacc]

FINALLY FINISHED THE MAGICIAN FAMILY REFS HOLY CRAP THIS TOOK FOREVER

Some close ups bc I know tumblr will probably butcher the image quality,,

[beth-purcell]

Beth Rambles about Bendy

because holy crap I may have been hit with a horrifying aha moment. And full disclosure, I am aware that it sounds very Tin Hat and making a lot of assumptions, but at this moment I need to get it spewed out of my head. So be aware that I'm going to be emulating the Pepe Silvia meme

And just as a heads up, I'm mentioning the designs that were leaked in the Dreams Come to Life graphic novel so click Keep Reading at your own risk! And please don't be rude or try and go after anybody, this is my own opinions and frazzled freight train thoughts.

So I just got hit with a realization regarding the graphic novel and the whole decanonization with the books.

Mike and Meatly did it so they could avoid the backlash of the designs in the graphic novel and whatever they've got planned with the games moving forward, especially as it pertains to the character's designs. Or alternatively, they did it (the blunt "the books aren't canon anymore") to distract and/or pull one over on the fans so that way they can put their designs into the games and not deal with as much as scrutiny.

Cause we've seen with BATDR that they've improved the designs of the human characters compared to Joey in BATIM, and given we have both The Cage, a game that's focusing on the horrors of GENT (which involve human experimentation as far as BATDR hinted at) and B3NDY probably focusing on the aftermath of BATDR from Audrey's perspective, which you would think would involve her trying to deal with her new living toon roommate while factoring the consequences of being pulled into the Inky Hellscape on a Monday/Tuesday depending on the time Wilson dragged her in and how long she was actually trapped there (which ya know, wasn't answered in game). Either way, there's a lot of potential of more human characters to interact with, and if they really wanted to push the idea of a more "mature" and "experimental" [And boy do I have thoughts about that], what better way than having in-universe film of experiments or photos of the victims, or even flashback sequences we could play through?

It's not a secret that Mike and Meatly are very controlling in regard to their IPs (Adrienne confirming that they had a hand in every book; what happened to Showdown Bandit; Mike's own comments in the Bendy AMA; etc) and they have a tendency to ignore the room and stick their foot in their mouths (The fact it was only Mike that made acknowledgement of the Kindly Beast Firings and the accused workplace abuse; Mike deciding to "be clearer" on Meatly's comment regarding the books being fun extras; the situation less than two weeks ago that led to Mike to delete his Twitter again; etc). And let's be real, the quality control on the graphic novel is abyssmal, even for a extremely rushed project. Like I'd argue this is past "get it done good enough" or "we're making games for stupid kids" and I'm in absolute shock that this is what happened.

Obviously the idea of them on purposely setting things in place to either distract the fan base or try and claim control over the "canon" would imply that they are competent enough to think ahead and be able to convince Scholastic to risk customer goodwill, but I find it so strange that they started this takedown of the books's role in the canon less than two months away from Fade to Black's release and then the continuing snowballing. It's probably more likely that Mike got tired of people praising the books for their work and wanted control, and basically convinced Meatly that they had to change the books' canon status because it wouldn't fit with their plans, and they didn't think of the consequences, especially after people found leaks and preview images and the fact that people still know what Mike had said in regard to diversity back during the Bendy AMA:

And while I've been putting blame on Mike, as he's been the one to be more vocal and obvious, Meatly is just as bad for letting this to get to this point, for letting Mike stick his foot in his mouth and constantly put the Bendy brand in a negative light and undermine him with every opportunity. Like I don't know what the business relationship is like, but at some point you gotta put your foot down.

As much as it's unlikely, I do like the theory @mickeys-malarkey posted where there could be more to the whole graphic novel of Buddy's take on events that just being an adaptation. I mean the idea of the graphic novels being an extension of Joey's attempts to cover his ass would be an amazing spin on the Mascot Horror media outside of the video games.

Hopefully those two manage to keep quiet for a while and not pull a "OwO here be the Cage's trailer~! And Lone Wolf Release!" and try to drown out the graphic novel's release but I'm not holding my breath xp

[yourbravestpigeon]

“Star Trek is a whole Franchise nowadays”, Alberich explained to Catherine, sorting through the stack of DVDs in his lap. “There’re better things in the genre, but it’s a cult classic. We’ll start with the bad parts so you’ll see the high quality stuff when your prefrontal cortex is developed enough to appreciate it. What you need to know is-…”

The doorbell rang, twice in quick succession.

“Never mind”, he said, “There’s your mother. We’ll watch it next time.”

He got up, downed his glass because he didn’t trust Catherine around it, then walked to the front door. Irene was a little early, actually –  it was a quarter to seven, but Alberich wasn’t complaining. This way he could still watch the show, just without someone crapping their pants on the stroke of every hour sitting next to him.

He opened the door and there was fucking Kai instead of Irene, purposefully glowering at him in a well-fitting suit.

“I’m here to pick up my daughter”, he announced, glancing over Alberich’s shoulder as if he expected the house to be secretly on fire.

“She’s still alive”, Alberich informed him and let Kai in. “We’ve done alright for ourselves.”

They entered the living room where Catherine thankfully hadn’t dived off the couch but was sitting peacefully, sucking on the corner of a DVD case. The sight of the little girl changed Kai’s icy features to immediate spring. 

“There’s my princess”, he cooed, lifting her like a holy grail and peppering her belly with kisses. Catherine started giggling frantically at this, and Alberich had to admit she was fairly sweet with her baby tooth smile.

“Your princess shat her diaper quite a lot for a two hour stay”, he let Kai know. “Not sure if that’s normal or cause to see a doctor.”

“We know perfectly well when our daughter needs a doctor, thank you.”

“Righty roo”, he replied and hoped Catherine wouldn’t turn out as much of a bitch as her father. One look at the guy with his arrogant posture and arrogant face and arrogant clothing and nothing in his brain to warrant such hubris put Alberich at a constant loss how Irene, with her perfectly reasonable brain, had settled on this hack of a guy. Alberich had never met any of Irene’s exes, but he couldn’t believe Kai was the jackpot on the male market. That was, male and female market. No really, out of most people in the world Irene had settled for this-…

“We’ll be on our way”, Kai interrupted his mental voodoo-dolling. “Irene sends her regards.”

“Don’t forget the deer.” Alberich indicated the plushie Catherine had thrown across the room, and as Kai bent to pick it up his eyes fell on the paused image on the TV. He froze.

“Is that Pulp Fiction?”

“Don’t worry, we skipped the sex dungeon scene.”

“You watched Pulp Fiction with my daughter?!”

There was carefully controlled fury to the arrogant posture now, and the worshipping smile reserved for Catherine had been replaced by an approaching thunderstorm. Maybe that was what Irene liked about him; he was, in a way, fun to mess with.

“Kidding.” Alberich put on a reassuring smile. “It was still on from before she got here.”

Kai glared at him, though some of the murder left his eyes. “That’s not funny.”

“Not at all, no.”

Snatching his daughter’s backpack out of its corner Kai stalked towards the front door, holding a babbling Catherine close to his chest.

“Just one last question”, Alberich called after him.

“Yes?”

“What’s the deer’s name?”

Kai faced him as dignified as possible while holding a stuffed animal and a drooling toddler.

“It’s Lulu”, he said and shut the door with a bang.

-

“Dick”, Alberich mumbled. On the other side of the door Kai was having similar thoughts, only he didn’t voice them – he had a duty as a parent, after all. Still tense from the unpleasant exchange he slid his phone out and pressed the speed dial to Irene’s work phone. She’d had to hurry to the bookstore to sort out a butchered delivery, cutting their drinks after dinner short. It had still been a magical evening – every night with Irene was, and the thought of going back to their shared apartment filled him with the warmest kind of pride.

But first he checked Catherine for any kind of damage. He trusted Irene’s judgement on Alberich, he really did. But every minute he spent with her obnoxious biological father made him think how little the man deserved to be with their precious baby. He hoped Alberich got the dumb Russian research grant he’d mentioned at their last dinner, that way they’d be rid of him for at least a couple months. Sure, they’d have to find another babysitter– most of their friends were either very far away or very busy – but he’d rather leave Catherine with a stranger than her rude and uncultured pseudo grandpa. Or well, maybe not with a stranger, but with a… The more he thought about it the more he realized he didn’t want to leave Catherine alone at all. If it were feasible, he’d carry her in his arms all day long, hiding her bright eyes from the evils of the world. But alas, he was forced to let her go and trust, trust in life and in other people.

Apart from Irene, trusting was not his strong suit.

The call went to voicemail, so she was probably still knee-deep sorting out the mess. Charming visions filled Kai’s mind: him cooking a comforting dinner, him massaging Irene’s shoulders as she ranted about her night, her singing Catherine to sleep as he listened from the living room. He had no idea what he’d done to deserve this beautiful life.

After he’d verified that there were no cuts or bumps on Catherine’s body (Alberich’s apartment hadn’t been babyproofed at all) they set off, a cab carrying them through the night towards home.

[ygodmyy20]

Ignore the bad image quality but I’ve been slowly reading through chapter 5 today and this is all I’ve been able to think about regarding Ritsu and Shigeo

also this chapter is so so good can’t wait to finish it

omg @sickvacuum holy crap this is amazing. Thank you for sending this i love it heheeh And thank you for reading and also never any rush take all the time you need to read!! I am so glad you are enjoying it!!

also if you want more fun memes, this is the image my beta @sodasexual sent me after reading through the chapter which is basically Teru:

Teru is....doin his best hahaha and if you haven't gotten there yet, this meme will make sense maybe later heh

Also in a similar boat, I have been working through chapter 3 of Ecology too! And ough Ritsuuuuuuu. I am just like "Ritsu I want to hug you." My boy.

(I just had to edit this because i was like opps wait you posted another chapter so I am double behind haha See yea I have been on this dang site for nearly a decade and I still don't know how to use it either haha)

[hyperfixation-tangentopia]

No image ID yet I just woke up from a nap and I'm tired sorry

Yoinked a quote thingy from @then-be-a-warrior (wasn't sure if I should reblog the post and add it to that? Or?? Sorry hope this is okay)

THIS IS NOT A S4 SPECIAL THING!! IN CASE I CAUSED WORRY

Click for better quality iz fuzzy otherwise

I wasn't gonna add Macaque in the last thing because I add him in too much but then my brain went 'okay but what if' and I went 'that's a good point' and now we have a S3 reference I'm sorry sorta :)

So 19 HOURS ON THIS HOLY CRAP

I originally made the background FFM but I didn't like how that looked so now you get a random area hope you enjoy

I'm so proud of this

[triangularcryingsessions]

Day 3: 11th March 2023

Time studying: -

Time prepping assessment: 4 hours

Time in tutorial: 4 hours

Overall time: 8 hours

Holy. Crap. This day was ROUGH. I had a 9 until 5 tutorial that KEPT DRAGGING ON. I had to fulfil stuff for my assessment and I could NOT handle all of it with only a 20 minute break the whole day. We did a bunch of surveying and testing water quality, and then had to use spreadsheets for our assessment (that they didn't tell us was needed UNTIL THE END). Not to mention it took 6 hours of public transport to get there and home. Overall, a very overwhelming day. I have one more in May and I have no idea how I will survive that one. But, I will. Maybe.

Special interest fact for today: Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse was the last acting role of Stan Lee - and had a tribute at the end of the movie. He can also be seen in the background in a lot of scenes!

Image from: https://donttellharry.com/2019/11/10/what-is-stan-lees-cameo-in-spider-man-into-the-spider-verse/

March total: 11 hours and 30 minutes

2023 total: ^

[floating-goblin-art]

made some designs for the Knight and Queen as well, since we know Jack all too well :)

[angrybatart]

(Casually carrying two 5-gallon jerrycans of gasoline through your blog's backyard, toward his own.)

(Has secretly constructed a 50-foot tall effigy in the shape of a human from sticks, logs, broken pallets, dead trees, 2x4s, and other flammable debris. Has remained unnoticed while you were playing Pokemon, the last four days.)

(Has nestled several more jerrycans inside the effigy, along with propane tanks, bottles of lighter fluid, aerosol cans, taped-together packs of fireworks, and a handful of occult items.)

(Has stationed several animate replicas of himself, constructed from trash and rocks, around the effigy to guard it until the July 4th celebration.)

Me, watching through the kitchen window:

[kagehinafromtheconcrete]

Mayhem with the Karasuno First Years || Ch 04: kageyama tobio is bby

Summary: What starts as a late-night idea from Hinata turns into something none of the other Karasuno first-years (or other Karasuno VBC members) expected. "Enemies" become friends. Friends become something more. Home-life secrets are revealed. And a whole lot of chaos ensues.

Or: A group-chat fic centered around the Karasuno first-years with cameos from other characters. Other warnings are to be added.

Find on ao3! Ch 01 // Prev ch

Ch 04 below:

[7:03pm]

Grandpa Kageyama is online. Grandpa Kageyama attached an image: [a cat sitting on the lawn, grooming herself, in the distance, blurred. picture taken from his bedroom window.] the baby is online.

the baby: whats that??

salt is online.

salt: What the fuck is with that shitty quality

Grandpa Kageyama: hey

Grandpa Kageyama: it was moving but i wanted a pic

Grandpa Kageyama: isn’t it cute

salt: Just In: King of the Court Karasuno Setter Loves Cats.

Grandpa Kageyama: wtf have i ever done to you

the baby: it is cute!!!

the baby: hey tsukishima >:( he doesnt like it when u call him that so stop 

salt: No.

Anxiety™ is online.

Anxiety™: Living up to your name I see

the baby: oh i just thought of something

the baby changed salt’s name to tsalt.

Anxiety™: Clever!

the baby: u think im clever?? :D

the baby attached a gif: [cat receiving head pats.]

Grandpa Kageyama: i do like cats

Anxiety™: Awwww

Anxiety™: And yes Hinata I think you’re very clever, you learn very fast

the baby:  :D :D :D !!!! wow tysm!!! 

Grandpa Kageyama: cats don’t like me tho

the baby: maybe its ur face

Anxiety™: :)

Anxiety™: Wait sorry Kageyama that was meant as a reply to Hinata’s msg

Grandpa Kageyama: what’s wrong with my face?

the baby: well nothing rly!! just

the baby: ur always glaring like some1 took the last juice box in the fridge when u came home thirsty after practice n were lookin forward to it all day at school

Most Chaotic is online.

Grandpa Kageyama: ???

Anxiety™: That was oddly specific lol

Most Chaotic: It was Natsu, wasn’t it?

the baby: ofc it was

the baby: it even had my name on it >:(

Anxiety™: I know you’re grumpy about it but that just makes me want a sibling even more

Anxiety™: It’s not fair guys, learn to share

Most Chaotic: You’re not alone lmao I’m an only child too

tsalt: Nii-san adores you.

Most Chaotic: :)

tsalt: It’s almost annoying how much he adores you.

the baby: wow ur coping mechanism game is strong today huh

tsalt: Stfu

Anxiety™: Can we see your brother Tsukishima?? If you’re okay with it

tsalt: Idk if I’ve got any pictures of him on my phone, sorry.

Most Chaotic attached an image: [younger version of yamaguchi & tsukishima on the couch at the tsukishima residence. tsukishima is grinning wide at his brother, a mirror of akiteru’s smile. yamaguchi smiles shyly at the camera but looks equally happy.]

tsalt: I’ve been betrayed again by the only person in whom I placed my trust.

Anxiety™: HOLY CRAP

Anxiety™: IS THAT TSUKISHIMA

the baby saved 1 attachment. Anxiety™ saved 1 attachment.

the baby: YEAH WHAT THE FRICKETY FLAPJACKS

Grandpa Kageyama: huh

Most Chaotic: Sorry Tsukki ;)

Anxiety™: You’re both such babies oh my word

Anxiety™: You’re so cute why don’t you ever smile like that at school Tsukishima??

Most Chaotic: Oops

Most Chaotic: Sorry, you haven’t reached the level of friendship to unlock that backstory just yet

tsalt: Shut up, Yamaguchi.

the baby: yet

the baby: we will wait for u 

Anxiety™: Yeah Tsukishima we’ll wait for you :)

Anxiety™: Also Yamaguchi you have a nice smile

--

[7:42pm]

|| private message: Yamaguchi, Tsukki ||

Yamaguchi: Tsukki did you see that

Tsukki: Yes I saw. I’m in the chat too.

Yamaguchi: Maybe she said that to be nice tho

Yamaguchi: She’s nice to everyone

Tsukki: She wouldn’t do that. Now go respond.

--

Most Chaotic: Awww thanks @Anxiety™  

the baby: btw i have the patience of a saint tsukishima

tsalt: Oh my god all of you stfu.

Grandpa Kageyama: i didn’t say even anything

Grandpa Kageyama: who shit in your cornflakes

tsalt: Idc the whole class suffers.

Most Chaotic: @Grandpa Kageyama hold on I have something for you

Most Chaotic attached an image: [a grey cat with white paws, approx. 11 lbs/5 kilos, laying on his side in the sun.] Most Chaotic attached an image: [the same grey cat in a loaf position, looking out the window.] Most Chaotic attached an image: [the same grey cat, resting in tsukishima’s lap as he reads a book.] Most Chaotic attached an image: [the same grey cat kneading his paws against yamaguchi’s chest, the camera angled so only yamaguchi’s smile is visible.]

Most Chaotic: Meet Chunk

tsalt: When tf did you take that picture

Most Chaotic: Well originally his name was Nobu but he got fat and so that name stuck

Anxiety™: Cute!!! 

Most Chaotic: The vet says he’s still okay tho

the baby: oh adorable!!!! i wish i had a cat

Grandpa Kageyama saved 4 attachments.

Grandpa Kageyama: h

Grandpa Kageyama: he’s so c

Grandpa Kageyama: is he soft

Grandpa Kageyama: how old is he

Grandpa Kageyama: does he let you pet him

Grandpa Kageyama: does he like strangers

Anxiety™: Oh my god Kageyama you’re literally bby

Anxiety™: You saved the pics omg so pure

Grandpa Kageyama: ??

Grandpa Kageyama: yes i saved them ??

Most Chaotic: Very soft, 6, yes, and most of the time yes

Grandpa Kageyama: how long have you had him

Most Chaotic: We got him as a kitten! A few months before my mom passed

Grandpa Kageyama: oh um

Grandpa Kageyama: i’m sorry

the baby: :(((

Anxiety™: Oh I’m sorry about your mom Yamaguchi

Most Chaotic: Nah :) it was a long time ago

Most Chaotic: Thanks tho :)

Grandpa Kageyama: your cat is cute

Most Chaotic: You can come meet him sometime! 

Grandpa Kageyama: really?

Most Chaotic: Yeah! My dad’s not usually home in the evenings so I have the apartment to myself

Anxiety™: Omg I’d love to meet your cat too

the baby: same!!!!

the baby: hang out at yamaguchi’s place!! :D

the baby: can we do it tomorrow after practice??

Most Chaotic: Sure!

Most Chaotic: Wanna come Tsukki

tsalt: Why

Most Chaotic: I’ll buy strawberry shortcake on the way home

tsalt: …okay I guess I’ll come.

the baby: yay!!! this will be so fun!!! party at yamaguchi’s house!!

Most Chaotic: You can call me Tadashi btw

Most Chaotic: Most of the second years do

the baby: ok!!! :D party at tadashi’s house!! 

the baby: u guys can clal me shouyou i dont mind

Most Chaotic: Kay :)

Anxiety™: Wait if we’re doing given names you guys can call me Hitoka

the baby: hitoka-chan!! :D

tsalt: Call me by my first name and I’ll kill you.

the baby: >:(

the baby: thats harsh

Most Chaotic: This is usually the part where I tease you Tsukki but I don’t want to make you that uncomfortable

Anxiety™: I won’t do anything anyone is uncomfortable with!

tsalt: …

tsalt: Okay so in the chat I guess it’s fine but do it in person and I’ll kill you.

the baby: :D!!!

tsalt: Nvm I’m already regretting my decision.

Grandpa Kageyama: i think only 4 people i know have ever called me by my first name

Grandpa Kageyama: im pretty sure oikawa-san does it to fuck with me 

the baby: oikawa-san calls u by ur first name im kinda jealous

Grandpa Kageyama: wtf why

the baby: he’s the grand king!!! he’s so cool!!!!

Grandpa Kageyama: oh

Anxiety™: Do you dislike it Kageyama?

Grandpa Kageyama: dislike what

Anxiety™: Being called by your first name?

Grandpa Kageyama: not really

Anxiety™: Okay!

Grandpa Kageyama: you can if you want

Grandpa Kageyama: i don’t think i’ve had anyone who let me call them by their first name tho

Anxiety™: Go ahead!! We’re friends so it’s cool

Grandpa Kageyama: um

Grandpa Kageyama: ok

Anxiety™: Tadashi-kun!

Anxiety™: Shouyou-kun!

Anxiety™: Tobio-kun!

Anxiety™: Kei-kun!

the baby: ヾ(´▽｀;)ゝ

the baby: hitoka-chan!!

Most Chaotic: Hitoka-chan :)

Grandpa Kageyama: hitoka-chan

the baby: hey tsukishima >:(

tsalt: What?

the baby: (｀皿´)

tsalt: That emoji is god awful, please refrain from using it again.

the baby: Ψ (`益´# )屮

tsalt: I take it back. You found one even worse.

the baby: join the chain!

tsalt: Sigh.

tsalt: Hitoka-chan.

--

[9:13pm]

Grandpa Kageyama: if i p

Grandpa Kageyama: uh

tsalt: Don’t worry, King. Sound it out. We’ll wait.

Grandpa Kageyama: shut the hell up

Grandpa Kageyama: if i pet chunk

Grandpa Kageyama: will he biet me or scratchh me

Anxiety™: Awww Kageyama you’re literally so sweet

Anxiety™: @Most Chaotic

the baby: what other animals do u like kageyama???

Grandpa Kageyama: all of them

Anxiety™: 🥺

Most Chaotic: Nah :) He’s very docile, he’s got a resting bitch face but don’t let that fool you, he’s a total purrboat

Grandpa Kageyama: what does docile mean

tsalt: Lmao.

Anxiety™: It means tame or passive :)

tsalt: Your level of patience for him and Hinata astounds me, Hitoka-chan.

the baby: >:( hey!!!

the baby: she called me cleever earlier jsyk!!

tsalt: No she called you clever.

Grandpa Kageyama: seriously youre an asshoel

tsalt: And you two don’t know how to spell.

the baby: this is is a gc not school

the baby: like who even types with full sentences with grammar n commas n punctuation u undercooked pasta noodle

Most Chaotic: XD

tsalt: …commas are punctuation.

the baby: (ง•͈-•͈)ง

the baby: sorry im not good enough to be in a college prep class, jeez

Grandpa Kageyama: nee-san says i don’t always have to be good at school

Grandpa Kageyama: fuck you tsukishima

tsalt: I decline. I’m ace.

Most Chaotic: Lol

tsalt: I can’t believe you told on me to your sister lmao

tsalt: Didn’t peg you as the tattletale type.

Grandpa Kageyama: i didn’t

Grandpa Kageyama: it’s just what she said when i was in middle school

Grandpa Kageyama: part of the autism or some shit ig

the baby: oh wait back up

the baby: ur autistic???

Most Chaotic: Autism?

Anxiety™: Oh! I didn’t know that about you Tobio-kun but suddenly I’m wondering why I didn’t see it before

Anxiety™: Like all the signs are there

Grandpa Kageyama: ya wh

Grandpa Kageyama: what of it

Grandpa Kageyama: why

Grandpa Kageyama: is it surprising or smth

tsalt: Huh. Interesting.

the baby: nothing!!! i just, you never told me before

Grandpa Kageyama: it never came up

Most Chaotic: It’s not surprising, it actually makes a lot of sense

Anxiety™: Right??

Anxiety™: Also @tsalt I like tutoring, that’s probably where the patience comes from :)

Anxiety™: Wait does that mean we have two neurodivergents on the team

the baby: 2??

the baby: what’s neodruviergt and whos the other person

tsalt: Wow that wasn’t even close.

Anxiety™ attached an image: [screenshot of neurodivergent definition.]

the baby: oh!

Most Chaotic: Don’t you have adhd Hinata?

the baby: no?? i don’t know what that is

Most Chaotic: Oh

Anxiety™: Oh

tsalt: Oh.

Grandpa Kageyama: i mean i’ve heard of it, it came up a lot when i was a kid

Anxiety™: I’m sorry for assuming!!!! D: 

Anxiety™: I didn’t mean to!!! It’s just, the stimming! Easily being distracted! Hyperactivity! Struggling in academics until we worked out a routine! Having trouble holding still…

tsalt: Don’t forget the massive hyper fixation on volleyball

tsalt: And excessive sound effects.

Most Chaotic: @the baby do you have other hobbies that you seemed interested in it at one point but it didn’t last?

the baby: yeah all the time

the baby: up until i found out abt vb

the baby: i'm so confuzed

Anxiety™: Oh sorry I got ahead of myself, adhd is a disorder where your brain has trouble regulating your attention

Anxiety™: You really don’t have it??

the baby: wait

the baby: u mean theres a reason?

Grandpa Kageyama: wdym 

the baby: i’m not just ??? annoying and lazy and not smart???

Anxiety™: Of course not!!!

Anxiety™: You’re very intelligent!!! You may just have different roadblocks than others

Most Chaotic: Neurodivergent ppls brains work differently than neurotypicals

the baby: oh um

the baby: sry i g2g dont wanna wake natsu

the baby is offline.

Grandpa Kageyama: wait where are you going

Most Chaotic: Hinata? Are you okay?

Most Chaotic: …Shouyou?

Anxiety™: :(((( Shouyou-kun? What’s wrong?

Anxiety™: the baby I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you!!! I promise!!

Anxiety™: I’m really sorry Shouyou-kun

Anxiety™: Can I still call you that? I’m sorry, Hinata

the baby is online.

the baby: im fine sorry

the baby: ofc u can still call me shouyou

Most Chaotic: Do you want some space?

Anxiety™: Are you feeling overwhelmed?? :(

Grandpa Kageyama: do you uh

Grandpa Kageyama: do you need someone to come over or smth

the baby: no its getting late and dark out and we have school tmrw

the baby: i just

the baby: i dont even know what to do??

the baby: like i thought it was normal

Anxiety™: it is your normal!!

Anxiety™: Everyone’s normal is different

Grandpa Kageyama: you shouldn’t use that word like that hinata

Grandpa Kageyama: normal

Grandpa Kageyama: it’s like

Grandpa Kageyama: a weapon

Most Chaotic: He’s right, it’s dangerous bc it’s so easy to use it to hurt yourself

the baby: ok

the baby: what do i do? 

Anxiety™: What do you want to do? 💕

the baby: how do i know 4 sure if i have adhd?

tsalt: You could pursue a professional diagnosis.

the baby: how do i do that?

tsalt: Well the first thing you should do is talk to your mom or another adult. Maybe Takeda-sensei, he could help. Then you can go from there. If you think about the entire process at once you’ll probably get overwhelmed.

the baby: oh ok

the baby: thank u

the baby: thanks u guys

the baby: tbh i was crying n i didnt want natsu to hear me but i feel better now

Anxiety™: Awww you’re welcome Shou-kun!! ヾ(*‘ᴗ‘*)ゞ

Anxiety™: I’m sorry you were crying tho :(

Grandpa Kageyama: good

Grandpa Kageyama: i mean good that you feel better 

Grandpa Kageyama: not um

Most Chaotic: I’m glad to help!

Grandpa Kageyama: not that you were crying

the baby: awww ty 

tsalt: Now I’m going to bed. Don’t spam the chat or I’m muting you.

Anxiety™: It is late!! 

Anxiety™: I’m so used to accidentally staying up late I didn’t even notice

Most Chaotic: It’s only 10pm??

tsalt enabled do-not-disturb mode. tsalt is offline.

the baby: wow real sour patch kid energy tsukishima

the baby: but i’ll forgive u cuz u were nice a second ago 

Anxiety™ changed tsalt’s name to tsourpatchkei.

Most Chaotic: Wow I’m impressed with how seamlessly that fits him

Anxiety™: 😌

Anxiety™: Got the idea from Shouyou-kun!

the baby: :D!!

Grandpa Kageyama: well it is late

Most Chaotic: Again?? Only 10pm???

Grandpa Kageyama: we’re athletes Yamaguchi

Anxiety™: Student athletes! 

the baby: yes true 5am awaits

the baby: good night everyone!! to tadashi’s after practice tmrw to meet chunk!!

Most Chaotic: Yes :) maybe then we can see if Tsukki will let you all meet his pet turtle

Most Chaotic: Gn!

Anxiety™: Good night!!

Grandpa Kageyama: good ni

the baby is offline. Anxiety™ is offline. Most Chaotic is offline.

Grandpa Kageyama: wait his what