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vigilvntes · 2 years
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dongslinger--420 · 11 months
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[ID: Tweet by BoJack Horseman @/BoJackHorseman that reads "none of these people would last five minutes on hollywoo stars adn celebrities what do they know do they know things let's find out" /End ID]
Strong contender for funniest thing this man has ever said.
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monstrous-femme · 2 years
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krispyjb · 3 months
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Things that happen in Bojack Horseman without context
Jessica Biel kills and eats Zach Braff (both of the real celebrities voice themselves doing this)
The D on the Hollywood sign is destroyed, and instead of fixing it the area is just renamed Hollywoo for the rest of the series
One of the most emotionally raw episodes is called “Free Churro”
A character is allowed to open his own Disneyland because Walt Disney misspelled his own name on the copyright documents
The race for Governor of California briefly becomes an actual ski race
There is a recurring character who is very clearly two kids in a trench coat, and only one other character actually notices this
There’s an episode where, due to the framing device of two characters talking about the story while having to respect client confidentiality, everyone’s name and design is slightly changed, resulting in Bobo the Angsty Zebra
A biographical book wins a Golden Globe for Best Musical/Comedy
One of the in-universe shows Bojack stars in is hosted on a website that was created to tell you what time it is right now
Todd creates a sex robot
This is after Todd realizes he’s asexual
A character has eight dads in a polyamorous relationship and this is treated surprisingly normally
JD Salinger (author of Catcher in the Rye) is still alive and, when brought in to pitch a tv show, creates a celebrity game show
The spaghetti strainers
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Things that happened in BoJack Horseman
A deep exploration of the 5 stages of grief through the stories of 3 people across time.
A realistic depiction of domestic violence, subtrance abuse, and how it all starts beautifully.
A story of a child Hollywoo star getting wrecked by life and fame which leads to an early death while also serving as a commentary of child celebrities and the way the industry can effect them.
A 50 almost taking advantege of a 17 year old and the long term effects on both of them.
A 20 minute monologue by the main character which is just a eulogy to his abusive mother (that got nominated for an Emmy).
A historically accurate story of a women from a luxurious family getting traumatized, and victimized by misogyny which leads her to a misrable life and becoming an abuser herself.
The full story of a couple getting married all the way to a divorce while unpacking why the marrige failed.
Also things that happened in BoJack Horseman
After many rewrites and changes, a movie ended up being a bimonthly curated box of snacks mid production.
Someone openned their own very unsafe DisneyLand, almost got sued but was saved because of a typo in the document copywriting DisneyLand.
An adult women dated 3 kids in a trench coat (which may or may not be a real adult).
A Hollywoo celebritie opened a store foor Halloween store for January with no floor, and Andrew Garfield fell down.
A character joined improv class that turned out to be a cult.
Character Actress Margo Martindale drive's another celebritie's bout straight to a ship full of spaggeti. Now the spagetti is cooking due to an ad that is actually a mirror, and because it's cooking, it's sinking straight to a city underwater. The Hot Sexy Killer Wale Uber and a celebritie who has just a bunch of spageti strainers laying around can stop it, but that person went to see a movie fir two hours.
A sex robot became a CEO of a company.
A Hollywoo celebritie challenged the governor of california to a ski race of which the winner will be the governor. His represent then does a bunch of legal gymnastics to make that happen. Said celebritie than admits to have no idea how to ski. In the end just some guy wins the race by accident and immediately resigns.
A house fell underground with celebrities in it so everyone kills and eats Zach Braff.
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swarmofbeesssss · 3 months
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The name “high school musical the musical the series” has the same energy as bojack horsmans “hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? Do they know things?”
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autism-disco · 5 months
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will german ace attorney slow my brain down to any degree? as an animated dog once said, (hollywoo stars and celebrities what do they know do they know things) let’s find out!
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robotspock · 5 months
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one of my favorite gags in television is in bojack horsemen when every time they mention Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities What Do They Know Do They Know Things Let's Find Out they always use her full government name (Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities What Do They Know Do They Know Things Let's Find Out)
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i have a low cringe comedy tolerance so i do have trouble finishing a lot of adult animation- especially ones that have questionable humor like how Archer writes about rape- but there’s a sliding scale in how much they talk about sex, how deeply they talk about or show sex, how violent they are, how that violence is used, how much they reference drugs, but none of these things make a show more or less bad on their own.
Archer has a LOT of sex and doesn’t comment on modern society much, but makes funny jokes kids wouldn’t care about like this
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Bojack Horseman has tons of sex and drugs, using them both for comedy and tragedy, also frequently talks about mental health while commenting on modern trends like Bill Cosby and normalization of toxic behavior from media. The media jokes don’t feel tired or out of place though because the characters are in Hollywoo and jokes about celebrities on twitter makes sense. It also has simple jokes like
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See, this is a joke that’s too depressing for kids, but the punchline isn’t just that he mentions being depressed, it’s that he’s indignantly telling someone about his own pathetic behavior.
Star Trek Lower Decks is sometimes violent, frequently swears, often has drinking, but rarely shows sex, and has a lot of jokes based in Star Trek lore or in mocking military chains of command rather than based in the other things. However, being less intense than the other shows doesn’t mean it’s not for
adults, as it still has scary imagery like this
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And the criticism of hierarchies that’s frequent in the show might not always land for kids who don’t understand chain of command and might not care.
It’s just there’s so many ways to cater to adults in animated comedies (not even mentioning America’s few adult action cartoons) and the idea that to make something Adult you just need to slap some raunchy humor on it without trying to be clever or that raunchy humor and maybe a topical reference are as far as the joke needs to go to be good is just so utterly BORING
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therealbojack · 6 months
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#Throwback to that time I totally beat that Elijah Wood guy on "J.D. Sallinger's Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities, What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's find out." You guys liked me and Mr. Peanutbutter on a J.D. Sallinger show together, right? Right.
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horrorwebs · 2 years
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hope everyone knows that whenever i say "lets find out" its in the tone of hollywoo stars and celebrities what do they know do they know things let's find out
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timelord-of-the-moon · 7 months
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Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let's Find Out!
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angustully · 8 months
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watched the first episode of the new game show "the floor" hosted by rob lowe..... not a joke it is literally hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things? lets find out! except instead of hollywoo stars and celebrities its just normal everyday citizens
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I love “Hollywoo Stars & Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let’s Find Out.”
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ednacrabapple · 9 months
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Physically, I am watching “Jeopardy!”. Mentally, I am watching “Hollywoo Stars and Celebrities: What Do They Know? Do They Know Things? Let’s Find Out!”
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soapyscoobert · 2 years
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HOLLYWOO STARS AND CELEBRITIES WHAT DO THEY KNOW? DO THEY KNOW THINGS?? LET'S FIND OUT!
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