#holly.

[lpsgirl109]

O CANT BEKIEVE IVE BEEN BAITED INTO ACE ATTORNEY

[tw0heads]

it terrifies me. it terrifies me what i would do for you. @witchshe liked.

[monstermonger]

Holly berries!

[zerokrox-blog]

I'm SOBBING????

[ashgunnywolf]

Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.

[greenheart-anon]

"Creaming is essential, it's why we're all here"

[pollard-zero]

𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚢𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚍 “𝙷𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚢” 𝚂𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚝.

𝐒𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖

[injuries-in-dust]

"I am awake now! I am very awake!"

[wayneradiotv]

at long last, it is finally here.

the entirety of Breaking Bad, retold as a VR game.

aka

BREAKING BAD VR BUT THE AI IS SELF-AWARE

[poorcousingaila]

Just some of B. Dylan Hollis’ funniest moments, because we could all use a bit of a laugh.

[pseudonymjones]

a quick comic about holly’s dream

[swordsandholly]

Thinking about a mechanic!AU where the 141 boys run a garage and need a new receptionist. They hire you because you’re just so cute (great tits) and have a decent resume but it becomes a slight problem when they realize you’re a bit… dense.

Total ditz to be precise.

But they can’t really get mad when you get the keys for clients mixed up and look at them with those big eyes all teary and a little pout pushing out your lower lip.

Price is the most patient, perfectly content to walk you through how to file paperwork and fill out forms. Instructing you in a low voice while his breath brushes the shell of your ear. It’s really their fault for having such a terrible system, you know? Don’t worry about it too much, dove. He’ll settle his big hands on your shoulders and gently trace up and down your arms. See? You’re getting it. Just needed some more practice, hm?

Johnny is more than happy to show you around the garage, rattling off everything he knows about all those nitty gritty details that go right over your pretty little head. He’ll pop open the hood of some sports car and point to the engine to show it off. No, bonnie, you’ve got tae get in close. Closer.

Until you’re bent entirely over in one of those too-short skirts you wear everyday. It takes all his willpower not to yank you into the supply closet.

Gaz is just so sweet to you. Always bringing you little treats and candies to suck on. To help you concentrate, of course. Always greeting you with a soft ‘baby girl’ at the beginning of your shift. Whenever you’re standing around be it at the printer or counter - wherever really - he’ll slip a hand on your waist. It always trails a little lower, his pinky just edging on the hem of your too tight jeans.

Ghost gets frustrated with you to the point of causing tears to well up in the corners of your eyes. He’s feels guilty, sure, but bloody hell just print the damn receipt. He avoids you for the most part. Until one evening when it’s pouring down. You forgot your rain coat of course, silly girl. He offers you a ride which you take happily.

After that he can’t get rid of you. You bring him coffees (how you remember his order word for word but not where you last left your own cup is beyond him) and giggle at his jokes. When a client gets too snappy or too loud he’s the first to step in - standing behind you glaring at them with his huge arms crossed over his chest until they back down.

[monstermonger]

Now the ash dances with the snow....

Lil winter dragon stickers ♡

[cyancees]

this has been sitting in my files for SO LONG cus i kinda hate it but here