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Atlantic City (1980) Louis Malle

March 14th 2024

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Outrageous! (Richard Benner, 1977).

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Seria o primeiro filme sobre realidade virtual? "Bem Vindos à Cidade Maligna", de 1977

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♪ — 𝗟𝗜𝗙𝗘 𝗕𝗨𝗢𝗬 lando norris x fem! lifegaurd! reader (fluff) “. . . you have to watch a drivers mess around, get hurt, then let him make it up to you.”

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They rented out the hotel's pool, and like idiots on fifty cups of coffee were swimming around trying to hit each other with pool noodles and swimming boards. You could only walk around the pool bored out of your mind watching the boys, it was already so late into the night and you were tired.

You've recognized them long ago, being the athletes your brothers watch race cars every other weekend. What they were doing in Canada? You didn't know. Why were they messing around in your pool? You did not know. You couldn't care less. You just watched and made sure they didn't drown each other.

"Oh shit. Ok ok, stop." One was quick to surrender, his pool noodle being stolen. "My legs cramping!" He complained trying to tread and keep his head above water. Here we go, you sighed throwing your rescue tube in his direction which he quickly grabbed on.

Once you slipped in, you swam calmly towards him. "Don't grab me." You warned moving behind him and putting your hands under his armpits carrying him back. The other boys laughed as they watched, whistling and cheering for him. Lando could only blush with an extremely nervous smile.

He was whispering to the other drivers about how cute you were before and now that he was this close to you he felt his brain short circuit. Once you reached the edge, you held him there hopping out before pulling him out.

Holly hell you were strong. Carlos and Charles swam near him wiggling their eyebrows suggesting-ly at him. The British boy could only flip them off, prompting a loud laugh coming from Max in the background. Pulling the boy away from the edge of the pool you sat beside him with one leg behind his back.

"It's just the cramp?" You asked. Boy was swooning in his head over your voice. You were attractive and beautiful- "You okay?" You broke him out of his thoughts frowning. "Y—yeah I—i just—" He stutterd over his words making your frown deepen. "Did you hit your head?"

"No!" He cleared his throat. "Sorry. No, I'm fine. It's just the leg cramp, yes." You nodded hesitantly, turning your head back to the pool to watch the other boys. Charles and Carlos were quick to pretend you weren't watching with Max and Daniel chasing each other.

"You'll be able to compete on Sunday with that, yeah?" You asked not looking at him. "Sorry?" "You are the race car drivers, no? My brothers watch your races." You explained. "Y—yeah I'll be fine." "Why are you stuttering so much? Are you cold?" You sighed looking at the time.

"Yes." he lied through his teeth. He couldn't take his eyes of you, not for a second as you got up and got him a towel, wrapping it around him before sitting back down with your leg supporting his back. "Thank you for not letting me drown. I owe you one" He broke the silence after a few moments making you shrug. "It's my job."

"I still owe you one. I insist." He tried again making you turn to look at him quietly. "If you insist."

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"You like it?" Lando asked as walked under an umbrella with you through the pitlane showing you the track. "It's pretty." You nodded rubbing your hands in your kangaroo pockets to try and stimulate some warmth.

"So what are you doing today?" You asked not really sure how the sport works. "It's qualifying today, we set our fastest times one laps. The faster you are, the higher up on the grid you start tomorrow, the actual race." You hummed in understandment nodding. "Makes sense yeah."

Lando was glad you hadn't noticed his lingering eyes on you, 'cause he practically hasn't looked away since you stepped under his umbrella with him. The only thing that bothered him was the colours you were wearing.

"Why don't we go back to the motor home and I'll get you McLaren merch." "Sure." And sure enough, you wore the orange themed shirt with the number four on your back. "You look way better in orange." He swooned smiling brightly.

"You hungry?" Once again, you were in the cafeteria eating a fruit salad you managed to get your hands on. "Oh, look at that." Pausing with your eating you looked out the window to find out what the boy was gesturing to only to find nothing. Felling a hand take yours, you looked back to see Lando lifting your hand up quickly to his mouth eating the strawberry off your fork with a smile.

"Hey!" You pulled back your fork once you realized what just happened. The boy only giggled at you in victory. In an act of revence you took a blueberry from his bowl eating it with a 'hmph'.

"Where's the umbrella?" You asked once you were ready to return to the garage for quali. "There is no umbrella!" Lando shoute taking your hand and dragging you through the heavy rain. You quickly ran, trying to match his pace with your already soaked shoes and now wet clothes as well.

"You're crazy." You nudged his chest once you finally arrived in the safety of the garage. 'crazy in love with you.' he though to himself smiling brightly. He's never smiled so much in a day, his team knew so. Mans was crushing hard.

"Here." He offered you his spare shirt which he had worn under his race suit. You gently took the spare looking in his eyes, a soft smile covering your face once you touched the soft fabric. "Thank you lando." "I'll see you at Parc Ferme yeah?" "Yeah." You nodded smiling.

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"Pretty cool, right?" Lando walked along side you, sneaking out of the track through some sort of back door to his car. "What's your address, I'll drop you off home." "Eh, don't worry about that, I cant take the bus from the hotel." "In this weather? No way." He looked at you, not giving you a choice. You only sighed as you typed the destination in the GPS.

That was only the start of a very fun car ride, pumped with music and screaming lyrics. You didn't want to get out when you finally arrived, but lando placed the paddock pass in your hand kissing your cheek. "I'll pick you up tomorrow."

"Really? And What do I get in return? Supporting you through your race weekend." "A kiss?" "Tell you what, you get podium tomorrow and I'll give you a kiss."

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Oh That's not pt.2

Summary: Lando starts dropping cryptic love messages in his instagram, getting fans excited until they discover who he is talking about, and he HARD luanches his new (not really new tho) girl.

Faceclaim: The one and only Ryan Destiny

Genre: Social Media/ Real life

THIS IS A REMINDER: THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION I DON'T KNOW NONE OF THIS PEOPLE, AND THIS WOTK DO NOT REPRESENT WHO THEY ARE

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the blue - part eleven

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✯ summary: an accidental soft launch ✯

✯ pairing: daniel ricciardo x fem!oc ✯

✯ content warnings: none ✯

✯ now playing: dive - holly humberstone✯

✯ series masterlist ✯

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mattieryan just posted on their story

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landonorris replied to your story - ok soft launch !!!

adamjames22 replied to your story - I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS LANDO OWES ME A TENNER!

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maxverstappen1 replied to your story - call me right now!!

scottyjames31 - double date when?

gracericciardo - so happy for you Daniel

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adamjames22 i never thought i'd have to suffer through you soft launching a boyfriend like this 😩

↳ mattieryan sorry not sorry

↳ landonorris how single do you feel from 1 to 10 adam? i'm at an 8 😖

↳ adamjames22 defintely a 10 i've had to deal with them at the flat for the last 24 hours 😒

↳ landonorris sending thoughts and prayers to you 🙏🏻

↳ mattieryan ur both annoying. adam we said u could build lego with us and u literally cheered???

↳ adamjames22 i'm bored pls don't take back the invite ☹️

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mattieryan you're terrible at building lego, how do you have a degree in engineering? i think mclaren hired the wrong guy 🤷🏻‍♀️

↳ adamjames22 why u trying to get me fired? 😳

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↳ user2 she won't be laughing when her free ride runs out and she has to pay her own rent lol

user3 this is such a cute date idea!

user4 wait... i'm confused... is this adam soft launching mattie?

↳ user3 nooooo! by the sounds of things mattie was on a date and they let adam join, which is sweet of her!

↳ user4 thanks for clarifying! must be someone they both know if it's not awkward for him to crash their date? 🧐

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danielricciardo first race done and back home to build some lego

mclaren great first race DR3!!! 🧡

landonorris nice photo of you, whoever took it must be really talented 😏

↳ danielricciardo he's a good photographer, alright driver i guess

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user1 his smile!!!!! he's so pretty

user2 he’s so cute! 🥰

user3 UH GUYS! i don't mean to alarm anyone but didn't adamjames22 post that he was crashing his friend mattie's LEGO date???? 🚨‼️

↳ user2 oh shit you're right 😮

↳ user4 i knew she had to be dating one of them!! not sure how i feel about it being danny though...

user5 do you think they meant to soft launch like this or was it an accident? lol

↳ i wonder what f1paddockgossip thinks of all this? 🤨

f1paddockgossip check out our new post for the latest danny ric content girlies! 🤭

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f1paddockgossip Big news for all the DR3 girlies! Our man is spoken for! If you saw our posts from last week you know there was speculation that the Aussie was dating long time friend of Mclaren engineer adamjames22. Well it appears the rumours are true - Danny Ric is dating mattieryan ! The pair have been soft launching on their private Insta's, but have accidentaly outed themselves via some clumsy posts on Instagram by Ricciardo and James. These photos were sent to us by a source close to the pair. We don't have much info on them as a couple, or on Mattie in general but we'll let you know as and when they do. What are your thoughts?? xoxo

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user1 I can't believe f1paddockgossip was right

user2 the fact that they accidentally soft launched is the funniest thing 💀💀💀

user3 lol what a slut, jumped on the biggest paycheck she saw, would have been Lando if DR hadn't of signed to Mclaren 🤢🤢

user4 they seem so cute together!! the fact that they included Adam in their date so he didn't feel left out is adorable 🥺

user5 THIS. IS. AN. INVASION. OF. PRIVACY !!!!

↳ user3 they literally all posted it on to a public platform? what did they think was going to happen?

↳ user5 i meant - someone sharing photos posted from mattie's private account to gossip sites is an invasion of privacy, and accounts like this speculating on it are even worse !!

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↳ landonorris it was an accident 😣

user7 omg guys mattieryan took her account off private !!! 🚨🚨

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mattieryan since you’re all asking

landonorris oh thank god i thought i was going to have to keep this a secret for ages 😅😅

adamjames22 can't believe my best friend is dating an aussie red bull driver and that it isn't mark webber, 14 year old mattie would be so dissapointed in herself

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↳ adamjames22 happy for you guys really

↳ danielricciardo that’s better 😊

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user1 i am going to CRY look how happy and smiley he is with her

user2 power move for them to hard launch and her to take her insta off private to stop people sharing stuff without their permission tbh

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gracericciardo beautiful girl!

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✯ authors note: this is quite a long social media chapter - hope it's ok and easy to follow!!

next update won’t be for a lil while cus i’m back to work for the next 6 days ☹️☹️

the new dts trailer is living rent free in my brain - CH saying that danny would have been next to max on the grid is like music to my ears - RICBULL 2025!!! ✯

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fuck it, book recommendations based on your favourite driver

+ age rating, summary and rambling disguised as explanation as to why

if your favourite driver is Lewis Hamilton...then i would recommend Carrie Soto is Back by Taylor Jenkins Reid

(historical sports fiction, standalone) "Carrie Soto, a fierce and determined retired tennis champion, comes out of retirement at thirty-seven to reclaim her record and face personal challenges, coached by her father partnered with the man she almost opened her heart to, in Taylor Jenkins Reid's novel about the cost of greatness and a legendary athlete's epic comeback."

the connection between this book and lewis is what inspired this whole post in the first place. a comeback story even if you have proven all there is to be proven? trying to beat all the odds against you even time? being an all-time champion AND an underdog? there are so many links that can be made between carrie and lewis not just with their careers and relationships but also what adversities they have had to face. idk but is this like manifesting that lewis is going to be "back" for his 8th wdc?

if your favourite driver is George Russell...then i would recommend A Good Girl's Guide to Murder by Holly Jackson

(young adult mystery thriller, book 1 of 3) "In 'A Good Girl's Guide to Murder,' Pippa Fitz-Amobi reexamines a closed case, challenging the conviction of Sal Singh for Andie Bell's murder, unearthing hidden secrets that threaten her safety as she seeks the elusive truth."

ah mr wannabe investigator (we all saw him checking out that redbull) but seriously there's something we grussell sprouts must enjoy about someone who seems so straight-laced and uptight be absolutely blatantly unhinged both on and off track. it's just so george to choose literal murder inquiry as a school project, from the ambition bordering on arrogance of believing a high schooler could do what the authorities couldn't to the genuine heartfelt sincerity in wanting the truth and to bring justice for those already deemed outcasts by society. he's OUR good girl that's not-so-secretly "bad".

(main ship are george and alex coded btw like im just saying)

(+ bonus rec bc i am incredibly biased) if your favourite team is Mercedes AMG Petronas F1 Team (had to google the name for the nth time)...then i would recommend The Green Bone Saga by Fonda Lee

(adult fantasy, trilogy, best books i have ever read) "The Green Bone Saga is a fantasy trilogy by Fonda Lee, exploring the intricate power struggles and conflicts within and around the Kaul family. Set in the fictional city of Janloon with ability-enhancing jade as it's lifeblood."

my faves with my faves. mercedes aren't a national institution/emotion (ferrari), a team (red bull racing), a villains' lair (ashton martin) or a pop band (mclaren) but a family. a dysfunctional, awkward, barely concealed hot mess of a family, but family nonetheless. chasing victory while trying to survive the horrors of life and each other is the merc way and you will see the same in this trilogy. *toto voice* loyalty!

family is duty. magic is power. honor is everything. <- literally them

if your favourite driver is Oscar Piastri...then i would recommend The Lightning Thief by Rick Riordan

(young adult fantasy, book 1 of 5) "In 'The Lightning Thief' by Rick Riordan, seemingly troubled teenager Percy Jackson discovers his divine lineage as a demigod, embarks on a perilous quest with his friends to prevent a war among the gods."

wow guys i don't know what to tell you except oscar JACK piastri, SON of nicole and chris piastri, might literally be percy JACKSON (i have connected the dots, you haven't connected shit). your guy might have had a former illustrious career in undertaking dangerous quests and asking greek gods to pay child support, you should check.

if your favourite driver is Lando Norris...then i would recommend Magnolia Parks by Jessa Hastings

(adult contemporary romance, check tws, book 1 of an ongoing series) "In 'Magnolia Parks' by Jessa Hastings, a tumultuous love story unfolds between the beautiful and self-involved London socialite Magnolia Parks and Britain's notorious bad-boy BJ Ballentine, as they grapple with a dysfunctional relationship marked by heartbreak, secrets, and the enduring pull they feel towards each other."

picked this based on vibes, just pure vibes but immaculate ones. the drama, the glitz, the glam yes but also the family, friendship, and love found within the pages of this series. this is british gossip girl. i am telling you there is a vision here people.

(+ bonus review because this might be the only book on this list that has less (3.84) than 4+ stars on goodreads and i can't do him and y'all dirty like that: i personally didn't love the first book but the series really comes together and you truly get invested in these characters and their happiness, actually pretty excited to read more.

also if nothing else it's fun, just some brain popcorn)

if your favourite driver is Carlos Sainz...then i would recommend The Wrath and the Dawn by Renée Ahdieh

(young adult romance fantasy, check tws, book 1 of 2) "In a land ruled by a murderous boy-king, Shahrzad vows vengeance for her friend's death and becomes the next bride of the tormented Caliph Khalid, discovering unexpected love as she navigates the perilous palace of secrets and stories, torn between survival and the promise of retribution."

wow like you think he didn't step out of a magical retelling of 1001 nights? mhm but let's leave aside the fact i am still not convinced otherwise. carlos this year has shown his insane mega ultra galaxy brain, so i believe the plot of the wrath & the dawn would be something that would resonate with you. the quick wit and guile of the mc as she tries to carry out a revenge plot while trying to not get executed is only comparable to carlos coming up with his own race strategy mid race and cementing himself as the only non-rbr race winner in 2023. wow.

if your favourite driver is Charles Leclerc...then i would recommend The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller

(historical romance fantasy, standalone) "The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller is an Iliad retelling, focusing on the deep and complex relationship between Achilles and Patroclus."

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in tragic greek myths etc etc. i will have to say, achilles walked so charles leclerc could race. *soft longing sigh* il predestinato and aristos achaion, the predestined and the best of the greeks. beloveds born and bathed in golden light. it just makes sense to me.

if your favourite driver is Alex Albon...then i would recommend Beach Read by Emily Henry

(adult contemporary romance, standalone) "A romance writer who no longer believes in love and a literary writer stuck in a rut engage in a summer-long challenge that may just upend everything they believe about happily ever afters."

i mean alex is a living-breathing romance novel of a man. BUT it hasn't always been sunshine and rainbows (helmut marko if i catch you). so i think any emily henry book but especially beach read captures the ups and downs of alex's journey so well compared to just any ole romcom (...but if i had to give one for the alex enjoyers then it would be Better Than the Movies by Lynn Painter, coincidentally also george and alex coded lmao).

but was it his remarkable drive back to f1 or the recent holiday beach pics that was the reason behind this rec? i guess we will never know

if your favourite driver is Logan Sargeant...then i would recommend Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones

(young adult fantasy, book 1 of 3)"In 'Howl's Moving Castle' by Diana Wynne Jones, eldest daughter Sophie is cursed to age prematurely, the key to break the spell lies in the enigmatic Wizard Howl's castle. Sophie embarks on a quest to confront the Witch who cursed her all the while unraveling hidden truths about herself and Howl."

"let's bring it in and call it a day - let's look after of you." to "that's my girl" pipeline and vice versa. i know what you are.

but logang (the only one i know frfr) you deserve it okay? a cozy lil fantasy full of whimsy and wonder. tuck in and have some tea and cookies, pookies.

(i wanted to do the full grid but keep the teammates together and i haven't yet come up with something for all of em so there will be a part 2...? hopefully...?)

sources for summaries: thestorygraph and goodreads

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Summer break and I'm kinda sorta missing F1 so here are the UK number one songs when drivers got their first Grand Prix win. Enjoy 😊

Giuseppe Farina (1950 British GP - 13th May), Juan Manuel Fangio (1950 Monaco GP - 21st May) & Johnnie Parsons (1950 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Billy Eckstine - My Foolish Heart

Lee Wallard (1951 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Les Paul & Mary Ford - Mockin' Bird Hill

Luigi Fagioli (1951 French GP - 1st July) & Jose Froilan Gonzalez (1951 British GP - 14th July) - Nelson Eddy & Jo Stafford - With These Hands

Alberto Ascari (1951 German GP - 29th July) - Hoagy Carmichael - My Resistance Is Low

Piero Taruffi (1952 Swiss GP - 18th May) - Nat 'King' Cole - Unforgettable

Troy Ruttman (1952 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Jo Stafford - Ay-Round The Corner

Bill Vukovich (1953 Indy 500 - 30th May) & Mike Hawthorn (1953 French GP - 5th July) - Frankie Laine - I Believe

Maurice Trintignant (1955 Monaco GP - 22nd May) - Tony Bennett - Stranger In Paradise

Bob Sweikert (1955 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Eddie Calvert - Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White

Stirling Moss (1955 British GP - 16th July) - Alma Cogan - Dreamboat

Luigi Musso (1956 Argentine GP - 22nd January) - Tennessee Ernie Ford - Sixteen Tons

Pat Flaherty (1956 Indy 500 - 30th May) & Peter Collins (1956 Belgian GP - 3rd June) - Ronnie Hilton - No Other Love

Sam Hanks (1957 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Andy Williams - Butterfly

Tony Brooks (1957 British GP - 20th July) - Elvis Presley - All Shook Up

Jimmy Bryan (1958 Indy 500 - 30th May) - Connie Francis - Who's Sorry Now

Jack Brabham (1959 Monaco GP - 10th May) - Buddy Holly - It Doesn't Matter Anymore

Rodger Ward (1959 Indy 500 - 30th May) & Jo Bonnier (1959 Dutch GP - 31st May) - Elvis Presley - A Fool Such As I

Bruce McLaren (1959 US GP - 12th December) - Adam Faith - What Do You Want?

Jim Rathmann (1960 Indy 500 - 30th May) - The Everly Brothers - Cathy's Clown

Phil Hill (1960 Italian GP - 4th September) - The Shadows - Apache

Wolfgang Von Trips (1961 Dutch GP - 22nd May) - Floyd Cramer - On The Rebound

Giancarlo Baghetti (1961 French GP - 2nd July) - Del Shannon - Runaway

Innes Ireland (1961 US GP - 8th October) - The Shadows - Kon-Tiki

Graham Hill (1962 Dutch GP - 20th May) - B Bumble & The Stingers - Nut Rocker

Jim Clark (1962 Belgian GP - 17th June) - Elvis Presley - Good Luck Charm

Dan Gurney (1962 French GP - 8th July) - Mike Sarne & Wendy Richard - Come Outside

John Surtees (1963 German GP - 4th August) - Elvis Presley - Devil In Disguise

Lorenzo Bandini (1964 Austrian GP - 23rd August) - Manfred Man - Do Wah Diddy Diddy

Jackie Stewart (1965 Italian GP - 12th September) - The Rolling Stones - (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

Richie Ginther (1965 Mexican GP - 24th October) - Ken Dodd - Tears

Ludovico Scarfiotti (1966 Italian GP - 4th September) - The Beatles - Yellow Submarine

Pedro Rodriguez (1967 South African GP - 2nd January) - Tom Jones - Green Green Grass Of Home

Denny Hulme (1967 Monaco GP - 7th May) - Sandie Shaw - Puppet On A String

Jacky Ickx (1968 French GP - 7th July) & Jo Siffert (1968 British GP - 20th July) - Equals - Baby Come Back

Jochen Rindt (1969 US GP - 5th October) - Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg - Je T'aime... Mon Non Plus

Clay Regazzoni (1970 Italian GP - 6th September) - Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - Tears Of A Clown

Emerson Fittipaldi (1970 US GP - 4th October) - Freda Payne - Band Of Gold

Mario Andretti (1971 South African GP - 6th March) - Mungo Jerry - Baby Jump

Peter Gethin (1971 Italian GP - 5th September) - Diana Ross - I'm Still Waiting

Francois Cevert (1971 US GP - 3rd October) - Rod Stewart - Maggie May

Jean-Pierre Beltoise (1972 Monaco GP - 14th May) - T-Rex - Metal Guru

Ronnie Peterson (1973 French GP - 1st July) - Donny Osmond - Young Love

Peter Revson (1973 British GP - 14th July) - Slade - Skweeze Me Pleeze Me

Carlos Reutemann (1974 South African GP - 30th March) - Paper Lace - Billy Don't Be A Hero

Niki Lauda (1974 Spanish GP - 28th April) - Abba - Waterloo

Jody Scheckter (1974 Swedish GP - 9th June) - Ray Stevens - The Streak

Jose Carlos Pace (1975 Brazilian GP - 26th January) - Pilot - January

Jochen Mass - (1975 Spanish GP - 27th April) - Mud - Oh Boy

James Hunt (1975 Dutch GP - 22nd June) - 10CC - I'm Not In Love

Vittorio Brambilla (1975 Austrian GP - 17th August) - The Stylistics - I Can't Give You Anything (But My Love)

John Watson (1976 Austrian GP - 15th August) - Elton John & Kiki Dee - Don't Go Breaking My Heart

Gunnar Nilsson (1977 Belgian GP - 5th June) - Rod Stewart - I Don't Want To Talk About It

Jacques Laffite (1977 Swedish GP - 19th June) - The Jacksons - Show You The Way To Go

Alan Jones (1977 Austrian GP - 14th August) - Brotherhood Of Man - Angelo

Patrick Depailler (1978 Monaco GP - 7th May) - Boney M - Rivers Of Babylon

Gilles Villeneuve (1978 Canadian GP - 8th October) - John Travolta & Olivia Newton-John - Summer Nights

Jean-Pierre Jabouille (1979 French GP - 1st July) - Tubeway Army - Are 'Friends' Electric?

Rene Arnoux (1980 Brazilian GP - 27th January) - The Specials - Too Much Too Young

Nelson Piquet (1980 US GP - March 30) - The Jam - Going Underground

Didier Pironi (1980 Belgian GP - 4th May) - Dexy's Midnight Runners - Geno

Alain Prost (1981 French GP - 5th July) - The Specials - Ghost Town

Riccardo Patrese (1982 Monaco GP - 23rd May) - Madness - House Of Fun

Patrick Tambay (1982 German GP - 8th August) & Elio De Angelis (1982 Austrian GP) - Dexy's Midnight Runners - Come On Eileen

Keke Rosberg (1982 Swiss GP - 29th August) & Michele Alboreto (1982 Caesers Palace GP) - Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger

Ayrton Senna (1985 Portuguese GP - 21st April) - USA For Africa - We Are The World

Nigel Mansell (1985 European GP - 6th October) - Jennifer Rush - The Power Of Love

Gerhard Berger (1986 Mexican GP - 12th October) - Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins

Thierry Boutsen (1989 Canadian GP - 18th June) - Soul II Soul - Back To Life (However Do You Want Me)

Alessandro Nannini (1989 Japanese GP - 22nd October) - Jive Bunny & The Mastermixers - That's What I Like

Michael Schumacher (1992 Belgian GP - 30th August) - Snap! - Rhythm Is A Dancer

Damon Hill (1993 Hungarian GP - 15th August) - Freddie Mercury - Living On My Own

Jean Alesi (1995 Canadian GP - 11th June) - Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody

Johnny Herbert (1995 British GP - 16th July) - Outhere Brothers - Boom Boom Boom

David Coulthard (1995 Portuguese GP - 24th September) - Simply Red - Fairground

Olivier Panis (1996 Monaco GP - 19th May) - Gina G - Ooh Ahh... Just A Little Bit

Jacques Villeneuve (1996 European GP - 28th April) - George Michael - Fastlove

Heinz-Harald Frentzen (1997 San Marino GP) - Michael Jackson - Blood On The Dance Floor

Mika Hakkinen (1997 European GP - 26th October) - Aqua - Barbie Girl

Eddie Irvine (1999 Australian GP - 7th March) - Boyzone - When The Going Gets Tough

Ruben Barrichello (2000 German GP - 30th July) - Craig David - 7 Days

Ralf Schumacher (2001 San Marino GP - 15th April) - Emma Bunton - What Took You So Long?

Juan Pablo Montoya (2001 Italian GP - 16th September) - DJ Otzi - Hey Baby

Kimi Raikkonen (2003 Malaysian GP - 23rd March) - Gareth Gates ft The Kumars - Spirit In The Sky

Giancarlo Fisichella (2003 Brazilian GP - 6th April) - Room 5 ft Oliver Cheatham - Make Luv

Fernando Alonso (2003 Hungarian GP - 24th August) - Blu Cantrell ft Sean Paul - Breathe

Jarno Trulli (2004 Monaco GP - 23rd May) - Frankee - F.U.R.B (F U Right Back

Jenson Button (2006 Hungarian GP - 6th August) - Shakira ft Wyclef Jean - Hips Don't Lie

Felipe Massa (2006 Turkish GP - 27th August) - Beyonce ft Jay-Z - Deja Vu

Lewis Hamilton (2007 Canadian GP - 10th June) - Rihanna ft Jay-Z - Umbrella

Robert Kubica (2008 Canadian GP - 8th June) - Mint Royale - Singin' In The Rain

Heikki Kovalainen (2008 Hungarian GP - 3rd August) - Dizzee Rascal ft Calvin Harris & Chrome - Dance Wiv Me

Sebastian Vettel (2008 Italian GP - 14th September) - Kings Of Leon - Sex On Fire

Mark Webber (2009 German GP - 12th July) - Cascada - Evacuate The Dancefloor

Nico Rosberg (2012 Chinese GP - 15th April) - Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

Pastor Maldonado (2012 Spanish GP - 13th May) - Rita Ora ft Tinie Tempah - R.I.P.

Daniel Ricciardo (2014 Canadian GP - 8th June) - Ed Sheeran - Sing

Max Verstappen (2016 Spanish GP - 15th May) - Drake ft Wizkid & Kyla - One Dance

Valtteri Bottas (2017 Russian GP - 30th April) - Clean Bandit ft Zara Larsson - Symphony

Charles Leclerc (2019 Belgian GP - 1st September) - Ed Sheeran ft Stormzy - Take Me Back To London

Pierre Gasly (2020 Italian GP - 6th September) - Cardi B ft Megan Thee Stallion - WAP

Sergio Perez (2020 Sakhir GP - 6th December) - Ariana Grande - Positions

Esteban Ocon (2021 Hungarian GP - 1st August) - Ed Sheeran - Bad Habits

Carlos Sainz Jr (2022 British GP - 3rd July) - Kate Bush - Running Up That Hill

George Russell (2022 Brazilian GP - 13th November) - Taylor Swift - Anti-Hero

Lando Norris (2024 Miami GP - 5th May) & Oscar Piastri (2024 Hungarian GP - 21st July) - Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso

And yes, I've created a Spotify playlist for these tunes 😊😊

[nyoomfruits]

THIS WAS MY BEST READ OF THE MONTH OMFG!!! I SWEAR YOU KILL IT EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.!!! IT WAS PERFECT!!

did you come up with the mock-up posts alone?? cuz that seriously takes a lot of skill (methinks). They were soooo funny!! I laughed at them so hard I started crying! You truly are THE Landoscar writer. You just... get it. get them.

AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON LOSCAR (which I love you for btw) !!!! YOU ROBBED US OF THEIR DISCUSSIONS ABOUT OSCAR BEING HOPLESLY IN LOVE WITH LANDO!!!!

In Roscoe's words: Thank's you's for providing's pure perfection's!!!

HI!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GLAD YOU LIKED IT <3

for the soc med posts i used a combination of my imagination, existing memes, and also some are based on actual irl tweets (mostly the informative f1 or mclaren ones) also!!!!!!!! when you look closely you can see hints and references to my friends etc as well! my favorite one is 'holly🏎️ @ babylando' which is a reference to lead me home by @jennarations in which lando and oscar become parents of a little baby girl named holly :)

[landinrris]

So i was rewatching the hug between Lando and Martin before Las Vegas GP and i realised that during time when Lando was greeting Gordon and Holly Jon and Martin were hugging. That słone shows me how close Martin and Lando are if Jon who is so close to Lando is also close to Martin. I have feeling that it wasnt only during Miami weekend that Martin spend time in Lando driver room

Oh believe me, in like the hundred times I've watched that clip, I have definitely clocked the very brief exchange that Martin and Jon have half-off camera. It's truly a stark reminder of how much time they likely see each other when Martin's at the races even when he doesn't/can't show that he's with McLaren.

[angedemystere]

Reading for February and TBR for March

I had a bit of a falling off in February. It honestly frustrated and frightened me bc I’d done so well in January, and now suddenly “OoP i caNt reEAd oHH NoO” (I mean I couldn’t focus/stay interested to read substantially each day). Maybe it’s just the books themselves, or it’s my reading habits, or both. I’m gonna keep an eye on these and see what I can do to be more consistent with the time I put into reading. But ANYWAY, here’s what I finished in February:

Monk’s Hood: The Third Chronicle of Brother Cadfael (Ellis Peters)

Till We Have Faces (C.S. Lewis)

Why Did Jesus, Moses, the Buddha, and Mohammed Cross the Road? (Brian D. McLaren)

I DNF’d (temporarily):

Leviathan (R.M. Huffman)

The Widow Queen (Elzbieta Cherezinska)

The Discovery of God (David Klinghoffer)

Lanny (Max Porter)

I got halfway through Lanny, and that held my attention the most, so I’ll aim to finish it in March.

Speaking of March, let’s show off that TBR to, hopefully, keep my accountable:

On Stories by C.S. Lewis

One of my nonfiction reads for the month. As a writer and as someone who wants to get through more of Lewis’s fiction, it’s fascinating to get a look into his thoughts on literature and commentary on specific works (including Tolkien!). Yeah I’ve already started and am enjoying it.

To Kill a Kingdom by Alexandra Christo

This is a continuation. I think I got almost 50% into it, and while I’m not 100% sure I remember everything, I’m just gonna keep going. I want to like this book more than I am so far - I mean, enemies-to-lovers is my jam. But it has to be done in a certain way, and I’m not feeling the attraction-tension yet between the main couple. I’m also unsure if I’m even all that invested in said characters individually. But eh, let’s see how it goes.

City of Light, City of Poison by Holly Tucker

Another nonfiction pick! I really hope this has good pacing because the premise is so baller and should keep me interested. This is partly for research, but also it’s adjacent to my love of Les Miserables ... no I will not explain.

The Greenlanders by Jane Smiley

I just got this from a library book sale. I’ve heard of and been recommended to read Jane Smiley, but this will be my first foray. Nordic family historical drama? Yes please.

The Time Jesus Cursed by Peter Dellas

What a title! Yet another nonfiction read - I didn’t realize how many of these I squeezed into this month. It’s a commentary on the Book of Revelation that delves into the meanings of this apocalyptic text as it would have been understood by the readers of the late-1st century, early 2nd-century church. Feels appropriate to read close to Easter. 

[multifandotakugirl]

The Prankster

Alice Jane "AJ" Wilson Amber Corbin Anastasia "Ana" Lewis Andrews "Andre" Adair Anna Branson April Holt Astrid "Sassa" Isbert Blair Parker Bree Winters Carson Elliot Cherry McLaine Constance "Connie" Willis Cory Pierson Devonne "Devon" Flynn Ethan Morton Evangeline "Eva" Flynn Gabriella "Ella" Finn Dahlia Hills Isadora "Izzy" Night Jasmine "Jaz" Asher Kalista "Kallie" Ryans Katyona "Katya" Egorovna Kaycee "KC" Bethel Lyssa Dexter Mackenzie "Kenzie" Lewis Mallory "Mal" Hale Marina "Mara" Morozova Mercedes "Mercy" Orlando Mia Hills Michaela "Mickie" Griffin Nadine "Nadia" C. Mitchell Paris Stein Parker Howell Quintana "Quinn" Jones Reid Swayde Rowan Esteriac Sadie Lightborn Vega McLaren Vera Moen Emily Hiller Rickie Howell Damon Howell Ezra Howell Salvador Martell Medus Martell Harper Gardner Gabriel "Gabe" Flynn

The Victim of the Prank

Alessia Emerson Alexandra "Xandra" Dexter Allyson "Ally" Conrad Alyona "Aly" Levina Anastasia "Asia" Atkins Andrea "Drea" Adair Athena "Nina" Ivanova Audrey Laurent Bastet "Bast" Blackwell Bella Sawyer Briar Gillan Callum "Cal" K. Mitchell Cecilia "Cee" Bryson Clarabelle "CB" Jean Claudia "Clo" Marisol Cleo Walter Cyan Lightborn Daphne Elliot Faith Mitski "Amber Rothman" Gabrielle "Rielle" Finn Grace Kensington Hailee Flynn Ingrid Flores Irene Willis Juno Amsel Kalina Rachkova Laura Orlando Leona DeMarco Logan Parker Maeve Pierson Micah Steinhelm Morgan "Morri" Thorne Phaedra Martell Psyche Lyria Raina Grey Rebecca "Becca" Lewis Reigna Lightborn Riley Swayde Roxana "Roxy" Twain Sasha Nikorova Sielle Duvall Silvia "Silvy" Kingston Simon Esteriac Sonia Branson Tamsin "Amsi" Dallas-Henderson Teagan Night Wren Valentino "Lucille 'Lucy' Rose" Yuliya "Yulia" Agapova Yvette "Ivy" Hollis Zoe Holloway Christy Howell Helena Howell Maximus "Max" Flynn

Is your OC be more likely to be the prankster, or the victim of the prank?

[isaadore]

making headlines | oscar piastri

pairing oscar piastri x model!reader

SUMMARY after oscar wins his first race, he finally gets the attention of his celebrity crush. faceclaim holly jai

warnings fluff, fem!reader, use of y/n, some negative comments from a “fan”

note i got so lazy at the end 😕

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INSTAGRAM aug 4

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teamy/n exciting news! our girl y/n’s interview is featured in museandmodes latest magazine, releasing on 8/12! pre-order your copy today to read all about y/n’s latest projects and exclusive stories ☀️🐬

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haileybieber this is EVERYTHING

arianagrande love this

oliviarodrigo our queen

fan01 can’t wait to read this ❤️

fan02 Just pre-ordered! August can’t come soon enough

fan03 SHE MADE IT SHE’S ON M&MS

fan04 oscar piastri??!

fan05 f1 fan spotted

fan06 y/n NEVER MISSES

fan07 oh i know this will be good

fan08 she never disappoints 🙏🏻

fan09 saving up money to afford all the new looks 🏃‍♀️

fan10 please why is oscar in the likes

fan11 He’s confirmed himself that he has a crush on her 😭

fan12 fan11 NO WAY SERIOUSLY

fan13 fan12 like 2 years ago in an interview… y’all are late

TWITTER aug 14

MUSE AND MODES: July Publication [ONLINE EDITION]

Page 13: Exclusive Interview

Europe’s golden girl, Y/N L/N, has always been in the spotlight. She began modelling at the age of five, appearing on the covers of international magazines and walking the runways of fashion capitals. Her journey from a child prodigy to a global icon has been nothing short of extraordinary.

We recently had the pleasure of meeting with Y/N for her perspectives on fashion and beauty. Her sophisticated taste has recently become a guide for young women seeking to elevate their style.

Interviewer: Hi Y/N, how are you doing today?

You: Hi! I’m doing great. It’s an honour to be here.

Interviewer: We always love to hear that. Now I know we’re all curious to hear about the dress you wore to your friend Olivia Rodrigo’s concert last week!

You: [Laugh] Wow, people are still talking about it?

Interviewer: Yes! It was absolutely stunning on you.

You: Thank you, but I have to thank my designers, Danielle and Robert. They are truly amazing, so shoutout to them!

Interviewer: [Laugh] Many people were looking for the dress online. No wonder they couldn’t find it; it was custom!

You: Oh wow, I didn’t know people were looking for it! But I love to see fans influenced. I’m truly grateful for them.

Interviewer: You’re truly one of the sweetest people we’ve ever interviewed!

You: Aw, thank you! 

Interviewer: Of course! Speaking of your fans, a lot of them have been saying how it was their first time seeing you in orange.

You: Yes… I feel like orange has always washed me out, but I’ve never given up on it. It’s an amazing colour to wear in the summer, so I keep trying!

Interviewer: I love the positivity! [Pause] It’s a shame McLaren’s colour is orange, huh?

You: Is this about Oscar Piastri?

Interviewer: [Laugh] I’m sorry, would you like to discuss something else?

You: Oh no, it’s okay! With his win a couple of weeks ago, I only recently put a face to the name.

Interviewer: So you know about his interview a few years ago?

You: [Awkward laugh] Yes, but honestly, he doesn’t seem like a bad guy! So I’m open to meeting him if an opportunity comes.

TWITTER aug 15

INSTAGRAM aug 16

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oscarpiastri Recharging 🏝️

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fan01 Y/N LIKEDDD

fan02 he’s so built 

fan03 😭

fan04 if i was y/n i’d take him so fast

oscarpiastri Same

fan04 oscarpiastri OH MY GOD

fan05 oscarpiastri GIVE HIM A CHANCE yourusername

fan06 oscarpiastri this is revolutionary 

fan07 OMG Y/N SHE LIKED

fan08 You deserve this vacation!!

fan09 🔥🔥

fan10 A SIGN OF LIFE

TWITTER aug 16

INSTAGRAM aug 25

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yourusername i am beyond excited to show u guys what we’ve been working on the last few months!

we’ve been working with other artists and celebs, and it’s been a dream come true. thank u to everyone who helped us come so far 🤍 stay tuned for more :)

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sabrinacarpenter ur so inspiring <3 can’t wait

madisonbeer ahh finally!!

fan01 TELL US MADISON what is she planninggg

ariana_greenblatt YESS

tate_mcrae icon 🩷

fan02 you look absolutely STUNNING

fan03 it’s been sooo long since we’ve been teased like this

fan04 that’s how we know it’s gonna be good

fan05 IS IT A VOGUE SHOOT

yourusername 🤫

fan06 yourusername OMG

fan07 yourusername i’m so excited wtfff

2,129 likes

idolized Y/N L/N teases at being on Vogue for the seventh time in her career.

Earlier today, the model replied to a comment that hinted at a possible feature. Fans are now speculating which celebrities she will be featured with.

Y/N will become the first model below the age of 25 to have seven Vogue covers.

Read more with the link in our bio 🔗

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fan01 seven vogue covers before 25? iconic

fan02 omgg i hope she’s featured with lily-rose

fan03 THEY’D KILL IT

fan04 I’m so proud of her ❤️

fan05 she’s the definition of success

fan06 her talent is seriously unmatched

fan07 i’m surprised oscar hasn’t found this post and liked it

fan08 LOL I CAME HERE TO SAY THIS

fan09 NO FR

INSTAGRAM sept 3

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yourusername the upcoming vogue release, which features myself and other celebrities, is only a few days away. however, i wanted to surprise you guys by revealing an exclusive section of the magazine: motorsports!

i collaborated with mclaren to demonstrate more female empowerment in formula 1. we hope that this campaign will help destigmatize the idea that women cannot participate in sports.

thank you all again for all the support on this journey and we can’t wait for the release 🧡

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mclaren 🧡

arianagrande this is such an amazing campaign

honeymoon I adore you

haileybieber using ur beauty and talent to help spread a powerful message. i love it 💕💕

oliviarodrigo you killed this!! so inspiring and beautiful

fan01 THE WAY I SCREAMED

fan02 OSCAR PIASTRI?

fan03 we need more people like u in the world ❤️

fan04 i can’t believe my eyes

fan05 this definitely means something

fan06 i hope it means they’re dating 🙏

TWITTER sept 3

INSTAGRAM sept 24

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oscarpiastri A successful campaign calls for celebration 🍾

Tagged: yourusername

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landonorris Took you guys long enough

fan01 lando understands us

yourusername patience is a virtue

fan02 yourusername Y/N I LOVE U 💓

fan03 yourusername LOLLL

fan04 THEY’RE TOGETHER OMG

fan05 it’s happening we’re witnessing history

fan06 OSCAR U DID IT 🔥🔥

fan06 OH MY GODD OSCAR U DID THAT

fan07 oscar this oscar that WHAT ABOUT Y/N SHE LOOKS GORGEOUS

fan08 we predicted this guys. oscar and y/n forever

fan09 i’m actually freaking out

fan10 i’ve waited so long for this

fan11 I just learned that persistence is key

INSTAGRAM nov 23

yourusername added to their story

Text: i’ve never been any happier 💐 oscarpiastri

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[leclerc-s]

a mutual pain in the ass

series masterlist

this was funny the first two times but i'm being kicked out of my own bed by a toddler.

danny, it's happened three times. and he had a nightmare.

this would've been cute if he was a little boy but he's 15!

you're the one who agreed to let him stay with us! mae and max had agreed but nooo you wanted to be his favorite.

max has three championships!

let me have this!!

i deserve the right to be someone's favorite. even if it's the little twerp's favorite.

you know he's just doing this to get under your skin right?

yes, i know that daph! that doesn't make it any less annoying

i warned you from the start that rhys would be like this.

i thought it was something he would grow out of!

he does it to annoy you dan. but i'll talk to him.

no! then he'll know he's getting to me! he can't know that!

oh my god daniel.

gael perez thoughts and prayers to daniel jones-ricciardo

daniel jones-ricciardo i'm going to laugh my ass off when your sisters start interrupting your dates and shit. gael perez my sisters are way too mature for that shit.

rhys jones I CAN BE MATURE BITCH!

daniel jones-ricciardo is this what max felt when corey kept showing up unannounced to his house?

max jones-verstappen you still have a few years until you have to give him a key.

daphne jones-ricciardo like i said, this is no one's fault but daniel.

isabella perez rhys who's your favorite brother-in-law?

rhys jones that's like asking me who's my favorite cat? do i pick meredith? olivia? benjamin? sassy? jimmy? holly?

zoya torres well my favorite leclerc is baby jewel so that’s not a tough choice for me.

fernando alonso he’s deflecting. which means he has a favorite or he likes you both.

rhys jones i have a reputation to maintain. i can’t say i like them.

daniel jones-ricciardo WHICH MEANS HE LIKES US! A WIN IS A WIN!

max jones-verstappen see you should’ve known he liked you the moment he threw a tantrum and threatened zac’s safety after mclaren dropped you

daphne jones-ricciardo and you should’ve known after silverstone ‘21

pato o'ward i still don't know if he likes me.

rhys jones i like you pato! you're pretty cool!

rhys jones cooler than max and daniel.

pato o'ward SUCK ON THAT BITCHES!

isabella perez if i ever hear max emilian jones-verstappen complain about corey i'll show him the obvious pictures of him crashing daphne and daniel’s dates

max jones-verstappen i’ve never done that! ever!

freya vettel what about that time you crashed daph and daniel's anniversary dinner?

natalia ruiz or that time you threatened to show up on their honeymoon?

esteban ocon or when you got in between them as they were about to kiss?

rhys jones i remember you crying one time because daniel wanted to spend time with his wife and not you

fernando alonso there's also the time max didn't speak to daniel for a week after daniel ditched him to spend time with daphne before the rep tour.

max jones-verstappen OKAY! I GET IT! I'M THEIR THIRD WHEEL!!

lewis hamilton you act like their child, and i was convinced bailey was their child.

mae jones-verstappen i don't ever want to hear this man complaining about corey ever again.

daniel jones-ricciardo and i've been complaining about rhys when the biggest problem has been max.

daphne jones-ricciardo AND! he has a key to our places! he has his own room! the cats adore him!

gael perez this dude is complaining about corey when he's exactly like him.

max jones-verstappen I SHARE THAT ROOM WITH MY WIFE DAPHNE!

daphne jones-verstappen YOU'VE CRASHED MORE DATES THAN I CAN REMEMBER!!

lance stroll lmao!!! max can't win everything!!

isabella perez how can you expect him to win against the daphne jones-ricciardo

oscar piastri bailey is their child but so is max or that's what she's saying.

bailey winters corey arrives to a biggest third wheel competition and max verstappen is already there.

lando norris it's a loss for corey because max wins everything.

penelope trevino max is a hypocrite for that.

max jones-verstappen i hate every single one of you

sebastian vettel we've gone over this max, no you don't.

max jones-verstappen i don't actually but stop calling me out!

zoya torres but you make it so easy maxie.

max jones-verstappen YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ZOYA.

zoya torres you're such a hater maxie.

fernando alonso i don't know why any of you are arguing about third wheels when all of you have your own.

rowan todd we do not!

lewis hamilton rowan and pierre have yuki

sebastian vettel freya and mick have lance

fernando alonso charles and natalia have many, but mainly joris.

alex albon bailey and lando have max f.

george russell arthur and dulce have dulce's friend.

gael perez logan and zoya have conan. isa and oscar have larri.

alex albon it's almost comical and i have to laugh.

isabella perez son of a bitch they're right.

arthur leclerc you've got to be kidding me.

lewis hamilton how did none of you notice this?

daniel jones-ricciardo we're dumb?

fernando alonso that tracks.

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¡leclerc-s speaks! y'all this was supposed to come out much sooner in the day but i got busy so apologizes for that. i feel like this part is ass but we'll deal with it, i could always come back and edit it later.

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!

[c-40]

A-T-4 041 Frankie Goes To Hollywood

Frankie's debut single Relax was released in late October 1983, the single had been hovering about the lower end of the charts until FGTH made an appearance on Top Of The Pops in early January 1984, the following week Relax entered the top ten. This led to Radio 1 DJ Mike Read clutching his pearls and refusing to play Relax in a live rant on his show (it'd already been played on the BBC almost 100 times and as I've mentioned they'd performed the song on the BBC's flagship youth show TOTPs). I remember the Mike Read meltdown, it was very funny. The 12” version of The Power Of Love features Chris Barrie doing an impersonation of Mike Read banning Relax on air. Unlike todays BBC the company backed their employee and banned the single (Kid Jensen, Janice Long, and John Peel didn't observe the ban) sending it to number 2 on the singles chart then the following week, 24th January 1984, Relax hit the number 1 spot. Relax was in the UK singles chart for a total of 52 weeks

Here's an interview FGTH's Holly Johnson has with the BBC in 1984

The fashion statement of 1984 was the “Frankie Say…” T-shirt based on Katherine Hamnett’s slogan T-shirts. From Wikipedia “In 1984, ZTT's Paul Morley designed a series of "FRANKIE SAY..." T-shirts to promote the record label's chart act Frankie Goes to Hollywood (FGTH). Morley has stated that these designs were consciously based on Hamnett's slogan T-shirts: "What persuaded me was reading Katharine Hamnett saying she wanted the T-shirts ripped off, which reminded me of Mark P, saying he wanted Sniffin' Glue to be ripped off. And I mean, I did a fanzine, so when I read that I thought, great, fanzine T-shirts!" The official FGTH designs were particularly successful, and spawned many imitations of their own.”

Mike Reads gift establishing them as liberated right wrong uns worked its magic for all the subsequent singles off of their debut album Welcome To The Pleasuredome. FGTH's second single Two Tribes goes straight to number 1, Relax was still in the charts and headed back into the top ten, at one point Two Tribes is number 1 and Relax is number 2. Two Tribes was the longest-running number-one single in the UK of the 1980s spending 9 weeks at number 1. It has a killer bassline

Two Tribes was heavily promoted. The band were dressed as members of the Red Army which is a stunt Malcom McLaren had tried with the New York Dolls a decade earlier. As I’m mentioned before ZTT’s aesthetic borrowed heavily from Russian Constructivism and Italian Futurism (Zang Tumb Tumb being a sound poem by founding futurist and later co-author of the Italian fascist manifesto Filippo Tommaso Marinetti). Fashion had been flirting with Nazi and Soviet symbolism since the 1970s by the mid 1980s it was kinda mainstream, by then we were seeing socialist realism being reappropriated like it is ‘a little confusingly’ on the sleeve of Two Tribes, well the one that isn’t the screen shot from the video

Two Tribes (Carnage Mix) the one I enjoyed at the time

Welcome To The Pleasuredome (Pleasure Fix) the single Welcome To The Pleasuredome was released in 1985 but this version can be found on the second 12” of The Power Of Love released late 1984

[planetpiastri]

pairing: lando norris x fem!fewtrell!reader [no faceclaim, reader is faceless] summary: you've had a crush on your brother's best friend for years now, but haven't had the guts to tell him. but christmas is about telling people how you feel, and this ski trip might be the perfect chance. notes: tumblr tried to kill me dead and stop this smau from getting released but i persevered bc delivering wholesome christmas content is a full-time job. also as a disclaimer... i have never been skiing. so hopefully this doesn't suck. anyways merry christmas thanks for all the love over the last few months!

ynfewtrell

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ynfewtrell ski trip part one: the fewtrell siblings venture into the wilderness

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username1 OMG YN AND QUADRANT CONTENT COMING SOON

maxfewtrell Doing me dirty

ynfewtrell it's a full-time job

alex_albon whose dog did you kidnap?

ynfewtrell don't worry about it

landonorris posting as if i was not on aux for the three hour drive we took together :(

ynfewtrell your aux skills are exactly why you didn't get posted

ynfewtrell

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ynfewtrell ski trip part two: this shit EZ

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maxfewtrell I have footage of you falling over several times

ynfewtrell no you don't because that didn't happen

username2 that shit is breathtaking dawg

landonorris built different 💪

username3 ok yn in her photographer era

landonorris i took two of these ynfewtrell no free promo if i post it before your jpg account it's mine

landonorris

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landonorris the most wonderful time of the year with the most wonderful kind of people

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username4 aw lando and his emotional support fewtrell siblings

team_quadrant Are we just chopped liver?? landonorris yea

username5 yn is actually SO pretty omg

maxfewtrell I can't believe you've done this

landonorris 😁

username6 bring back your jpg account

ynfewtrell post the video of you falling and sliding into that big snow bank

landonorris only if i can slide into you ynfewtrell what landonorris what three comments were deleted by landonorris

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ynfewtrell ski trip part three: being both holly AND jolly this season

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username7 yn is such a g for giving us lando content

oscarpiastri I would not trust him with an animal

username8 BAHAHA OSCAR COMING OUT OF HIATUS TO ROAST LANDO

maxfewtrell Glad my tree decorating services aren't going unnoticed

username9 ok but you're slaying the all-white look

landonorris she holly on my jolly till i

ynfewtrell no no finish the sentence

landonorris

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landonorris totally normal christmas where nothing exciting happened. definitely didn't fall in love with my best friend's sister and kiss her under the mistletoe.

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username10 I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY I SAW THOSE DELETED COMMENTS

ynfewtrell that'd be crazy if it happened. good thing it didn't.

landonorris exactly what i'm saying

username11 the unicorn helmet LMAO

username12 girl u are focusing on the WRONG PART OF THIS POST

mclaren Take him to the moon for me 🥹🧡💫

username13 BYE team_quadrant Back off, they're ours

maxfewtrell Ugh you guys are both so annoying. Happy for you tho

ynfewtrell ? landonorris wym? nothing happened maxfewtrell Nvm die miserable

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ynfewtrell ski trip part four: christmas magic ❤️💚🎄🌟 (+ proof that we did, in fact, fall over skiing)

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maxfewtrell Finally

ynfewtrell 14 year old me is giggling squealing kicking her feet rn landonorris ew do u have a crush on me or something ynfewtrell NO SHUT UP

username14 pelting ur new bf with a snowball is such a funny hard launch

team_quadrant Cute

ynfewtrell thanks for the invite pls keep giving me free merch

oscarpiastri I just know that the snowball was deserved

ynfewtrell yea that was his punishment for not making a move sooner landonorris i'm a little slow okay

username15 wahh i'm gonna miss yn's posts now that the ski trip is over 💔

landonorris i love you btw ❤️

ynfewtrell 🤭💐❤️