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Fun fact about me is that this is my laptop wallpaper:
and this is my Google Chrome background:
So for like a week after Ice Adolescence was cancelled, I was haunted by Victor and Yuri every time I opened my laptop. It made me so happy 😐.
#My lock screen is still Edgeworth... Not that anyone who sees this will probably remember my Ace Attorney era.#“The entire ass.” Great quote for my lockscreen.#It was a ERA (that caused a lot of friend group drama LOL).#That era has mostly passed now tho... Ace attorney will always hold a special place in my heart. So will Ace Attorney toilet paper.#AA toilet paper fucking haunts me bro.#yuri on ice#yuri katsuki#victor nikiforov#ice adolescence#yoi
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whoops, spoilers for ii 18. forgot to include form that beforehand
R.I.P. my husband (2013 - 2024)
you will be missed.
also ignore the really shitty doodle not feeling like putting a lot of effort into it lol
the finale was so good btw :D :)
#artists on tumblr#just a simple doodle of mepad#ii mepad#mepad#inanimate insanity mepad#kinda picked the worst time to have mepad as my favorite character#he'll be missed#also fucking payjay is canon WASNT EXPECTING THAT HOLY COW#also hello osc it's been a bit#i have some history with the osc that i wanna make a video about it and their accomplishments#it's so cool knowing how they can accomplish something that to me wouldn't really be a reality to many#i don't know if any of that made sense but again i might think about making a video about that cuz it's really interesting to me and i#really wanna talk about it#okay that's enough for me#payjay shippers are eating good tonight#i'm not really a huge shipper on it but it's cute#and its really cool that they confirmed it just like that#like DID YOU SEE PAPER BLUSHING? OR THE FACT THAT THEY WERE HOLDING HANDS AT ONE POINT? COME ON NOW#okay that's enough i'll shut up now#i'll miss you mepad#i love you - toilet ii
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Yesterday I watched all three BTTF movies with my friend and in the second movie when Biff calls Marty a chicken, he turns around very slowly in his leather jacket and hat and for a split second I thought to myself “oh I need to screencap that with the caption ‘NO MARTY! YOUR FATAL FLAW!’”
Anyway someone remind me to do that later
#I also need to meme that scene in the first movie where Doc says ‘after I fell off the toilet I drew this’ and he holds up a paper#you can edit the flux capacitor out of it and meme that paper to oblivion and I NEED to#bttf#back to the future#btw when Doc met Clara my friend said ‘chat is this rizz?’
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i drew this a few months ago and i just realized i have somewhere to post it!!! tos trio as cute anime girls because anime girls are great👍
#star trek the original series#star trek tos#jim kirk#spock#bones mccoy#bones is holding gauze idc if thats relevant in star trek or not it is NOT toilet paper ok#hanan art
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CU, except I swapped the genders and changed some minor story details
So basically it's a more magical girl-ish version of the story instead of a normal superhero one (she still is, but just more... magical, I guess?)
#and I still need to come up with the names for half the characters!!#of course only if i ever expand apon this concept#I'm thinking of having this AU's George be named “Mona”#which (if you read the tags of the WIP for this) was originally one of the names I was going to use for Melvin#as soon as I got the idea for this AU I knew exactly what the AU Harold's hair would look like#it's kind of inspired by clawdeen from g3 of monster high#(gotta sneak my other fixations in somehow)#as for Mona's design#I know girls wear ties#but I wanted it to make sense within the context of the story#so i changed her signature accessory to a belt#lets just say the sixth graders had it worse in this version#and Cap...#a lot of details to kind of explain#(not fully idk how to do that)#so she's basically a magical girl here#a very stupid one might i add#yes she is holding a roll of toilet paper#she uses it like a ribbon baton#(she has accidentally mummified herself in it on multiple occasions)#the silver jewellery is meant to resemble the curtain rings#to work around the toupee thing i gave her some grey hairs near the top of her head#and the Krupp of this universe would wear her hair up in a bun which would hide the fact she's already going grey#i know it's not as funny as the Krupp being obviously bald under his fake hair thing#but I'm trying to adjust things where I need to in this universe#the George and Harold here still have the same questionable sense of humour too#captain underpants#george beard#harold hutchins#art
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I have an important question about the ghosts which is, since they can sit on things, would they be able to sit on things that wouldn't have supported them in life? Like if they tried to sit on a cardboard box would they pass through because it would have collapsed under them in life? If they would pass through, what is the line between sittable vs. not sittable? Does it imply a certain kind of mass? It is psychological on the part of the ghosts? If a ghost sat on a cardboard box without realizing it was a cardboard box would they succeed until the point where they realize their mistake at which point they would pass through it like wile e. coyote? How does this relate to the ability to touch things vs. lean on them? When does a lean become a sit? I am knocking on 6 specific doors right now and yelling through the keyhole because I need to know
#my afterlife would just be me testing shit and taking mental notes#no actualyy i'm going to make sure i die with a pen and paper in my pocket so i can sort this out#bbc ghosts#six idiots#them there#yeah ik ik 'doesn't make sense' i don't care i have questions#i'm writing a fic rn where thomas sat down on a toilet and immediately went#'if he sat on a plastic toilet seat like one of those really thin cheap ones would it hold his weight?'#and i really don't like that question
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You know you're an adult when every once in a while, when you inevitably need to go out to the store for just one thing, because no matter how old you get, you'll always forget something you can't be without (toiler paper). And you go through your wallet in the most dedicated hunt of your life (ever) for all of your coins to see if this is the moment, where you become the old lady and/or man at the cash register that we all complained about to our mothers when we were little.
#[ ooc. ] don't try to make it logical or edit your soul according to the fashion. rather; follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly.#[ yeah. i became that lady. ]#[ but i did it; i paid for my toilet paper with just coins. ]#[ i know every young person (listen i'm only 34) is sitting at their desk groaning at me. ]#[ but i also know all of you 28+ people are sitting there-- tell me you haven't done exactly this before. ]#[ tell me that when you become eventually overtly aware of the weight of your coins in your wallet. ]#[ or like me-- keep eyeing a little dish i have on a shelf (don't ask) to hold my coins because i refuse to keep that bs in my wallet. ]#[ but also toilet paper. it'll get me every time. ]#[ also i swear more writing today-- i know this bronchitis is kicking my ass but i'm hoping the antibiotics will kick it harder. ]#[ ALSO PLEASE GIVE ME WRIOTHESLEY. i lost the 50/50 and i'm pulling every ounce of energy i have left to-- ]#[ get him. i have 48 more wishes to go at max. kill me. i will never farm again in my life ever after this. ]
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passed at the airport security check 🥳
#not fandom related#personal log stardate#im wearing tape and 5 mim before i had to leave the house it came off on one side#and then i had to cringingly quickly put some more pieces of tape to hold the end that had come off#the tape does not bind all that well but it will be more comfy for the flight#makes me kinda dysphoric though that my chest is breasting a bit boobily#however at the security check they called a guy to check my ankle and pockets so i passed#managed to use the men's restroom even tho im still uncomfortable using it#but there was another guy in the stall next to me and i heard him fumble w the toilet paper so that was reassuring#trans stuff
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okay my hand hurts really bad now
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you can't take a picture of this - it's already gone.
one year since i moved out of my mom's house to live on my own. all this clutter and stuff came to the apartment w me but still, i am unable to really call it home. before i even lived there we lived in a different house which i was then longing to return to post-divorce so i know change is inevitable and it's all just part of how life goes but still it's like. will home ever stop feeling like a place and time you only keep growing more distant from every day. idk
#mine#my old bedroom pictures w bonus photo of our living room. i still go there hell im going there tonight we will watch tv as usual#the living room still looks p much exactly the same as it does in that photo w a sofa for each coasters ready fr tea & tv slightly tilted.#and in the room that once was mine i still have a bed to sleep in. but they're not my sheets and there's no personal clutter in sight.#mom got these grey oak cabinets that hold spare blankets and toilet paper. it's her laundry room where she hangs laundry to dry.#the orange wall w my mural is still there. i remember how the sunlight would sometimes hit that wall and reflect back deliciously bright.#she's looking forward to painting it a soothing green maybe later this spring or summer. it's gonna be the final step of redecorating.#im still welcome to stay over but it's not my house anymore. im expected to leave fr an address that doesnt really feel like mine either.#idk ive been feeling like. a tree collecting rings but not being entirely sure the core is still under there yknow. and i wanna go back.
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started wearing lipstick again and immediately felt the need to write a Moon Boys drabble about it
#hold on just-- let me cook ah#obsessed with this look and i just know the boys would be too#stockpiling fic ideas like toilet paper in 2020#i still have to write for miguel i havent forgotten#stay tuned indefinitely 💀#moon knight#steven grant#marc spector#jake lockley#x reader bc i said so#shouting into the void here
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It is not hyperbole to say that the endgame christo-fascist goal is where women aren’t allowed to read or go to school or vote or have bank accounts or healthcare. This is the goal. Like you guys do understand this right? That this is the beginning, now that abortion rights are gone??
The ideal situation for women is zero legal rights and no healthcare so you can die virtuously in the mysterious holy war of childbirth at 24 and they’ll just get a new one who can’t divorce them.
No fault divorce allows women to escape abusive husbands. Making this unlawful tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about Republicans.
#it is also true of what they want for anyone not a rock white man#but what they want from women specifically is to remove their ability to say no#to consent#because they know given the choice their hateful asses aren’t getting chosen lol#they fucking hate you and your suffering for them feels like rightgeousnes#hold your nose and vote#ironically it was puritans who had high literacy rates for women at the time#but only to teach kids the Bible#modern conservativm doesn’t even value women as mothers in a virtuous sense#they hate you utterly#they want you to die conveniently after using you up like a roll#of toilet paper
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I GOT SOME SMISKIS FOR CHRISTMAS AND A PJ AND A POLAROID OMG !!
#im so so so so grateful ???? crazy#i'm so happy for the smiskis i got the one from the toilet collection holding toilet paper heheheheeh#j is rambling
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back from germany, didn’t start any world wars so i think it went well!
#also i bought a dragon#and it holds a fucking CANDLE#that’s right A CANDLE HOLDING DRAGON#everybody awe#they also had a toilet paper holder and if i lived on my own i would’ve bought it#but i don’t#and i don’t think my parents are down for a dragon head next to their shit palace#it also had a dragon letter opener#which i debated buying because i see dragons and i get uproarious#rumbustious rambunctious robustious#if you will#anyways#the letter opener looked like a little sword and the dragon was holding it and it was fucking kickass dude#but the candle was cheaper and#like#idk how often you guys open letters but
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#started my period this morning and I didn’t have any of my period undies clean#and I don’t buy pads or tampons anymore#so I just had to make do with toilet paper and pray that holds for now until I get home#lindsey rambles
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anyone with a piss kink wanna hear a story? /hj
#im at my man's place#and i had to piss real fucking bad#but the bathroom door looked closed and i couldnt tell if his roommate was in there#the light wasnt on now that i know that but i didnt know if the door just really masked the light or not#so i saw the door and got scared (anxiety baybee) and went back to my man's room and decided to hold it#anyway i didnt want to get up and check again (more anxiety) so i ended up holding it for another hou#*hour#and i thought i was going to piss myself fr#my man was trying to hold my hand and stuff and i had to sit up and pull away to sit in a way that i felt safe to not let fucking loose#he went downstairs to make himself dinner and i started doing fucking breathing techniques i was in so much fucking pain#when he came back i asked him if the bathroom was free or not#guess it was the whole time so i endured pain and the fear of pissing myself in front of this man honestly#AND THEN when i went to the bathroom i knew i had to GO#that stream was going to come out HARD my friends#so i grabbed some toilet paper and bunched it up to muffle the sound#and it IMMEDIATELY saturated the ball of paper and i pissed all over my hand#but it did muffle the sound quite nicely so its fine#whores lovesick musings#kinda lol#holy shit that was embarassing#even tho it ended up fine and nothing happened
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