#hold on im foaming at the mouth rn

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Comte Election Story, 6th Anniversary Event (JPN 2023)

I managed to get Comte's collection story during the 6th year anniversary event in the JPN version of the game. As usual, my translation skills are rudimentary at best, so this is just a rough/general sense of the contents. Rest of the translation is below the cut:

Sweet and lovely, our everyday life is irreplaceable. After becoming a vampire, I’ve lived with him forever like this. I seek out more and more of the man I love than anyone else--

Comte: Good morning, MC. You’re up very early today.

I went down to the dining room a few hours before dawn--only to find Comte nursing a teacup gracefully at one end of the table.

MC: Good morning. I managed to wake up somehow…how about you?

Comte: Actually, I just got back.

When I asked, he told me that the host of the party started talking to him all night, and they didn’t part ways until after midnight.

Comte: I was going to finish this cup of tea to unwind, and then try to rest til noon.

He runs a hand through his freshly washed hair and brings the cup to his mouth in a series of elegant gestures that makes me fall in love with him all over again. I’m not sure if it’s because I’ve been up all night, but my heart readily starts beating faster.

Even Comte seems to notice my reaction…

Comte: …looking at me like that, are you seducing me?

Comte's eyes narrowed mischievously and he left his cup behind to approach me. A beautiful beast gazed at me as if to take aim at his prey, and he drew me in with supple hands.

MC: I didn’t intend it that way but…it’s true that I'm captivated. Your damp hair and lovely gestures are so sexy that I’m at a loss…

Comte: Saying such a thing…you’re a naughty woman, MC. Even though I tried to quell my ardor with a cold shower and hot tea...I’m glad to hear it, even though I’m far from calm.

When I raised my head--having looked down in bashful embarrassment--I can see burgeoning in Comte’s eyes an indisputable, feverish desire…

MC: Ah, mm…

His soft lips playfully brushed against the nape of my neck.

Comte: No one else would be awake at this hour…though we could be interrupted any moment. Make sure to keep your voice down.

He chuckled a little before a hot sigh caressed my skin, dropping kisses one after another. He circled around the usual place he’d sink his fangs into me, and every brush of his lips made heat gather low in my body…

MC: So impatient…Abel…

Comte: …I’ve been waiting for you to give it to me

The corners of his lips lifted a little, before he buried his fangs into my neck.

MC: Mn, ah…aaaahh…

Comte: I love you so much...and whenever we aren't together, I’m starved of you. We were miles apart all night yesterday. I’ll show you just how much I missed you.

His voice--half-intoxicated with the ecstasy of my blood--was sweet and husky with his desire.

Comte: Before you, I’m always a love-starved beast.

As I gaze into those eyes burning with emotion, an electric sensation tingles down my spine. 

(Ah, I’m just the same. It’s not only my heart, my body is always seeking you out too.)

MC: Me too…all day and night, I’m always thinking about you…

Comte: --Come here. Take as much of me as you want

At his encouragement and incitement, I sink my fangs into him.

MC: ah, ha…

Pleasure washes over me in an endless cascade, every sensation in my body heightened and sharp. I clenched my hands tighter through his wet hair, and dug my fangs into him greedily to devour that wellspring of ecstasy. 

Comte: I'm happy to be able to share love with you like this, as a vampire.

Like drops of water moistening desiccated earth, every crimson drop fills us to the brim--

[etcnnante]

diu movie is soooooo good but only if ur a huge keicho and okuyasu fan

[landoughnut]

My Woman

♡ masterlist - request!

♡ pairing - max verstappen x fem!reader (fc - cindy kimberly)

♡ summary - max fighting with people thirsting in his girlfriends comments

♡ warnings - horny/simp max, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n

♡ w/c & a/n - smau | i actually love writing these ones but ive gotta learn how to do the other types of smau's people make with twitter and stuff ahahahaha

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[hiemaldesirae]

LOOL YES!! That's what you get Alastor!! Cursed cat!Alastor adores Vox and would never hurt him. Honestly it'd be hilarious if Vox does an interview that night and the entire hotel (plus Lucifer) catches it and Cursed cat!Alastor is on Vox's shoulders just purring away and happily nuzzling Vox's screen and being happily petted and Alastor is gripping his fixed staff, grinding his fangs, jealousy leaking from him.

Charlie is pleased: "Alastor, I knew you could find that cat a good home! Thank you! =D"

Everyone else is fucking shocked. They know Alastor threw that cat at the Vees for entertainment and hell raising purposes (and in Husk's case, a way to try and get Vox to come back to him. Most of Alastor's schemes involving the Vees always, always revolve about getting Vox back.)

The interview is about a new product of Voxtech, but at the end of it, they ask about Vox's new pet and Vox just puffs up, proud as can be:

Vox: "This little demon just charged into the lobby, brutally attacking my staff! 2 or 3 died, I think 4 or 5 were maimed so I of course had to keep him! Isn't that right, Venom? (Cause Vox thought he had rabies....and he foams at the mouth when he attacks...so...and the V theme.) Isn't he precious?"

*sir is fine, for future reference. but YEAH, alastor would definitely be seething with rage- like whole fucking cartoon ass face too, he's NOT having the time of his life rn. why the FUCK was vox petting that hellspawn???? that should've been HIM ???????????

also venom is a perfect name for that little shit, honestly, though ill be fr i can only think of the. You know. Venom.

anyway whatever here's another writing snip. (vv short because i have morning classes tmw and im going to freak if im late again) you guys are greedy asf but whatever ill provide like any good father would

"Oh, dear... and he *kept* it, is that right?" Rosie gasps as she watches Alastor grip his hair tightly, head cradled in his hands. She giggles as she continues teasing the poor demon, "My, Alastor, isn't he quite the catch? Compassionate and caring to boot, not to mention that he seems to be *quite* popular among the denizens of Hell!"

"Rosie, my dear, please. Stop talking. For the love of God, stop talking," Alastor's ears flatten more as he begs his friend, Rosie merely laughing softly in delight as she watches.

"You can hardly blame me for being curious, Alastor! I mean, you always refused to take your sweet little picture box to Cannibal Town when the two of you were still talking... why, I had to learn of your dalliance through Mimzy! And, not to devalue my beloved's qualities, of course, but she's *hardly* the greatest source of information one can find-- I married her out of love, not for her communication skills."

"That *thing* probably has rabies," Alastor spits out, looking as if he'd just swallowed a particularly bitter pill. "I don't *understand* what he sees in it!"

"Well, it does look quite like you," Rosie points out leisurely. She takes a sip out of her teacup before continuing, "Perhaps he's treating it as a substitute for you? You know, in the way that some would treat their plushs like pets, he's treating his pet as... well, you."

Alastor narrows his eyes at her. "Vox *knows* that if he wanted to talk to me, he could easily just go over and tune into our shared frequencies. He's *replacing* me with it, Rosie, I just know it!"

"Hm... well, in that case, why don't you just go and make it clear to him that you aren't replacable?" Rosie taps the edge of her cup with a knowing glint in her abyssal black eyes, holding her good friend's gaze steadily. "You've never shyed away from confrontation before, have you, Alastor? Why be hesitant now?"

Alastor licked his lips, staring down in his lap before he picked up his own teacup and downed the liquid inside like a shot.

"Thank you for hosting me today, Rosie. I think... I've reached a conclusion."

A knowing smirk crosses the Cannibal Overlord's face. "Of course you have. I expect to be formally introduced to your lovely little muse soon, you understand?"

"Yes, my fair lady," Alastor rolls his eyes with amusement. "But you had better not try and take a bite of him."

"Who, little old me? I'd never, dear!"

"You had better not," Alastor frowns. Though his tone is joking, his expression falls flat.

Elsewhere, in the Entertainment District, Vox sneezes into Venom's fur as he cradles the fluffball of red fur. The freaky kitten turns to look up at him with a questioning look, but he only ruffles Venom's ears apologetically.

"Sorry, Ven. I don't know what came over me just now- oh, look at this! Should we get you this collar, or that one...?"

[thecitysgraveyard]

omg i saw that you had requests open for miguel and peter b and i just have to

imagine having a threesome with them, and peter is the softer of the two, coaxing you with gentle words and softly touching you

meanwhile miguel is between your legs trying to get you to cum as many times as physically possible. all while peter lazily holds you and mumbles praise into your ear

that was so dirty im so sorry 😭

UFUHUHUDSHUGD ANON ILY

IM (S)CREAMING AND FOAMING FROM THE MOUTH RN ON THIS *lip bite insert*

okay okay well just imagine

peter is holding you from behind, kissing and sucking on your neck, while saying "good girl" and "cum for us cutie"

miguel is sucking on your clit and licking your folds and when you close your thighs cause of overstimulation he opens them and keeps going and says "ven por mi princess".

peter nibbles your ear and says "don't rush this princess " as miguel starts making circles on your cunt, and you whimper wanting more but miguel says "pequeña zorra necesitada, you like this don't you? stop whimpering or i'll stop" and he growls softly as he hears you whimper more and makes you cum again.

and once miguel has basically broken your brain with so much pleasure, peter and miguel take turns fucking you </3

ven por mi princessa - come for me princess

pequeña zorra necesitada - needy little slut

[sombrashe]

Hiii i came across your writing and binged all your troy stuff in one night lol 🫣🫣 you’re amazing and doing a great service to all the content deprived Tory girlies 🫡 I love the way you write him !!

Could you do another getting high one shot ? I loved the first one sm 😭🫶

thank you!! i hope you enjoy this one too, its not quite a one shot like the last one. this has reignited my troy love and im foaming at the mouth over him rn

afab!reader, smoking weed only reader smokes, high sex, dry humping, spit kink, riding, raw sex ꉂ(ˊᗜˋ*)

smoking with troy always includes

cuddles.

He makes sure to hold you close as you start smoking. The dry blunt gets caught on the skin of your lips. Pulling them slightly before popping off. Smoke swims in your lungs, filling them completely before your slow exhale. Gray covers your sight before dissipating into the grimy atmosphere. He never partakes and you don't mind, more for you. Another good puff and you can feel yourself start to relax. The aches and pains from living in a wasteland slowly ebbing away. Shifting closer into his arms you happily finish the joint.

touching.

His hands shift lower as they gently squeeze at your pudgy hip. Kissing your temple, you smile and simply feel his presence. Eyes closed you listen to him mumble on about some math. Fingers dance under your shirt and over the smooth pitted skin there. You don't focus on his words, instead you're drawn to the low rumble of his chest. Fingertips press against the firmness of his chest as his heart hammers away. He always gets himself so worked up when you lay against him.

kisses.

You spend a few minutes simply tracing the cracks along your lips. They feel so cold and you think maybe you should cry for them since they can't themselves.

"Troy, my lips."

You tilt your face to look at him, your neck twisting as you refuse to leave his touch. He hums and stops scribbling with his right hand. His poor hand, forced to hold a pencil instead of you. Looking down he cups your chin and inspects the cracks.

"What?"

You raise your chin further and press your lips together. Cracks being filled in with his matching ones.

grinding.

Your libido is at an all-time high despite the weed not doing much to your system right now. You were still very much in control and you need to show him. Crawling into his lap, you slot yourself directly against him. Pieces of fabric keep his cock constrained as your pussy hugs around it. Sighing into his mouth you start moving your hips. His hands slide up your sides before finding themselves resting comfortably against your ass. The fat there is gripped with such intensity, that you know you're gonna have marks in the morning. You're already soaked and the blunt starts filling your limbs with fog. Moaning, you speed up your movements. You're so close, yet nowhere close to where you needed to be.

affection.

"Slow down, sweet thing, we'll get 'ya there." His voice is soft, I like this, not so commanding. Your movements slow and his hands rise. You can feel the smoke trapped in your lungs start to spread throughout your limbs. It's mad uncomfortable and you start trying to shake the abstract idea out through your hands. Leaning forward you whine into his neck.

"Shh, I know. I told 'ya not to smoke the whole thing."

You huff and exasperatedly toss your arms onto his broad shoulders. His fingers have snuck up your front and are now brushing over your very sensitive nipples. Why, oh why, did you decide to wear no bra today?

teasing.

Your movements start back up again. Small little grinds, a distraction in play as you mouth at his neck. Licking a stripe over that delicious jugular vein, you rise until you're nibbling on his earlobe. Breathing out, you pull back to look at him. Eyes lidded and head tilted he looks delicious. Grinding down firmly, cock prominently felt. Wetting your bitten lips you realize just how dry your mouth is.

"My mouth is dry."

Hands are back on your hips, keeping you still and positioned. You want to pull away and get something to quench your increasing thirst.

"Open your mouth."

You obey immediately. You even stick your tongue out for him. Spit is accumulated on the tip of his tongue. He shows you his shiny tongue before dragging it up and over yours. You shiver at the feeling of his cooling spit coating your dry tongue. Grinding down, you feel his tongue enter your mouth. Eyes closed and lips pursed you happily move in sync with him.

riding.

You wish you could free his cock, fuck him right here. You need him. You feel so empty, so overstimulated. Sliding off of him, you yank your jeans down your ankles before climbing back into his lap. His cock is free and leaking. Pressing it against your stomach, you clench and shift with anticipation. Hovering you press his cock against your lips. You're practically vibrating with how excited you are. Months of being on the run means no sex and no sex fucking sucks. Sinking lower, your dripping core sucks in his cock inch by simple inch. You suddenly feel lightheaded and curl into his neck. He wraps his arms around your middle. Your hips grind against his, abdomen to abdomen. Deft fingers find your clit and you clamp down. Reinvigorated you give a few shallow bounces. Slick sounds are being pulled from your activities. You can feel your orgasm fast approaching.

"Don't cum yet, hold on a little."

You shake your head, that was not possible. You already struggled to keep your libido in check, you weren't going to deny it.

"Please, baby, for me."

You bite down on his shoulder. Clenching your thigh muscles tighter helps a little to manage the sickly sweet feeling between them. It takes approximately 26 seconds before you have to clamp down and nearly stop moving. Your orgasm is right there. About 13 seconds later and you're gushing around his cock. You tried to hold out, you really did.

"I'm sorry, I tried."

He huffs and stutters as warmth fills your core. You hum out against slick skin

[xamaxenta]

Huge NSFWs part 2 featuring Anons super sexy lesbian MAS with butch marco destroying cheerleaders Ace and Sabo and i was like haha heehe i wonder what anon will cook up today and boy they cooked this shit is going to adhere itself into my brain forever

Its so visual and easy to read and AAAAAHDIDHRGAGAHEGDAOEHAISB i do not deserve your writing your skill is incredible

Me rn after consuming these delicious nsfw one shots YIPPEEEEEE ANON YOURE THE BEST!!!!

Im such a sucker for ponytails… so cheerleader Ace with a ponytail is making my heart go dOKIDOKI shes so cute shes such a minx in your writing style its totally one of those high ponytails that hot girls do and shes got a cute orange ribbon bow 😭

AND THE BOOT GRINDING !!!! ACE GETTING HER CUTE CLIT STEPPED ON DRIPPING ALL OVER THE FLOOR AS SHE DEEPTHROATING MARCOS GIGACOCK slurping off the sweet taste of Sabos slick until she rutting into Marcos sole

Until Marco grabs her by the hair and god shes probably having so much fun playing with these girls she totally put them through their paces the revenerse cowgirl riding MUAH delicious

Also the vocabulary has me in stitches DICK DIMENSIONS? HUGE DD KLONKERS? FRICTION BURNING HER PUSSY? waterboarding a microphone shes so wet LMAAOOOO

Hilarious never change

Now for the parts that knocked me out foaming at l the mouth im so downbad

Ace being well known for not wearing panties or bra? Hot… you can totally see her cute wet pussy peeking whenever she bends over in that tiny skirt

So this excerpt is possibly the hottest thing my horny little eyes have ever consumed ive saved it ill think about this for ever marco holding Aces tit and petting Sabos hair as she ruts on her boot like a horny little animal is such a striking visual ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

Just. I can see it as an animated hentai loop. Im so

Hbgnnf.

Messy orgasmers Acebo my beloveds… Sabo being subservient at last and desperate to catch all of Aces cum face first mouth open 😭 that Ace cums several times oh shes my champagne supernova frfr

Ace squirting on that huge cock then all over a thirsty sabo and theb again when Marco pulls her off her cock hakaihdhd dying… her poor swollen slutty cunt ❤️‍🔥

I hope Sabo gets to fondle Miss Marcos huge knockers and eat her pussy out hc shes missing out. 🥺 (and Ace sitting on Marcos face :3)

Truly this is a work of art tHANK YOU!!!!!

[the-gentleman-pining]

im specifically going feral over the new izzy scene rn like are you kidding me

the tears?? unfalling?? this bizarre little man (as opposed to the many other bizarre little men in this damb show) is holding in SO MUCH unprocessed emotion im foaming at the mouth. LET THE TEARS FALL DUDE OH MY GOD!!! YOURE PAINFUL TO BEHOLD!!!

con o'neil is just a fucking artist isn't he

[ma3mae]

How much do you want to bet that Tecchou has a god damn bug collection and he just shows it off to you proudly😭 "Babe come look it's my favourite beetle boogahooga" I JUST KNOW HE GIVES EITHER THE MOST BASIC NAMES OR LIKE "MEGA BLENDER X300 MAX"

Also I love your writing so much omfg😔🩷🩷

Don't be so antsy!

Summary: It's been a few months since Tetchou declared his love for you and he couldn't be happier, especially after finally showing you his treasured collection! But how will you react?

Genre: FEAR 🤡 because insects... Also cracky and a bit of fluff bc i just love him so much 💕😭 slight suggestive hint at the end 🤓

A/N: FOAMING AT MY MOUTH FROM EXCITEMENT!!!! still cant believe that u love my writing 😭😩fangirling so hard rn, time to print, frame and hang this onto my wall. No one can stop me 😤😤😤

Suehiro Tetchou

You knew about his adoration for bugs even before the both of you got together

It wasnt smth he'd be talking about for HOURS bc its just a topic never really spoken about

all the other hunting dogs know about it but... they wanted to spare u LMAO 😭

like u accompany him to his work place and his colleagues r outside of the dooe, waiting for him so they can leave

u r like waving at them and teruko waves back but yall r just caught off guard when jouno YELLs out of nowhere "MOVE YOUR DUMB ASS ALREADY OVER HERE 💀💀"

Like was he yelling at u??? Yall we dont know who he lookin at bc HOW 😭😭😭😩 srynotsry

But u realised who he meant when u looked behind u and tf 🤨🤨🤨

Tetchou just EMERGES out of a fking bush and 🤨🤨 is that 🤨🤨 a random ass bug in his hand 🤨🤨🤨 he got KIDNAPPED

"But I found this cool grasshopper... His name's Bush."

"DONT GIVE IT A NAME! PUT THAT SHIT BACK ALREADY AND M O V E"

Jouno is just seconds away from beating the shit out of him bc

"WHERE'D HE GET THAT JAR FROM???" "Teruko, that's not important. Make him HURRY UP ALREADY"

"Can we take Leaf with us?"Jouno is already taking his sword out to kill that thing 💀💀

cue a RANDOM ASS FIGHT 💀💀💀

"PUT IT BACK AND LETS MOVE YOU FUCKER" "No, I won't let you hurt Omega 300 GT 5" "Wait I thought his name wa-UGH IDC ILL KILL THAT THING FFS"

tachihara just turns away with "k, think im walking home already BYE"

teruko just yanks him back and the other boys too so that they can finally leave

"Can I take him wit-" "No. I know you like these kinds of things but no. Also if you want that thing to actually LIVE then put it back bc u know who will exterminate the shit out of it." "Hm. 😐"

He just walks up to u and goes "can u take this. please"

U cant say no to his puppy eyes 👁️👁️

You're just so confused but maybe its also cute??? U just thought that its a little interest in him but BOY

It wasnt so little as u thought 🤓 LOL i gotta get my head out of the gutter

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Holding hands while going on a stroll was something you'd often find yourself doing during your free time together, especially when the sun was shining so brightly while a fresh spring breeze would occasionally sweep through the air.

Humming a random tune while you lightly swayed your joined hands back and forth.

Tetchou couldn't help but let a soft smile grace his lips at the slightly childish action.

No words could describe how much he enjoyed your leisurely strolls together. It would be seen as a nearly generic thing to do together as a couple but for him it was a time to be treated as sacred. Where else could he tuck your hair behind your ears when the wind would blow through it? Or where else could he see the sunlight make you shine impossibly brighter in his eyes, almost blindingly so?

But what really excited him were the "little" discoveries you'd make on your way.

And oh wait? What's tha-

"Y/N."

Hearing your name made you about to turn your face towards him yet there was no need!

Since your boyfriend forgot how strong he was...

Yanking a bit too hard on your arm made you hit his chest with your back, a small "oof" slipping past your lips.

"OUCH, Tetchou??? What in the-"

"Look."

"Huh?"

You let your gaze follow the direction his outstretched arm, finally stopping at what he was pointing at with his index finger.

To your not so much surprise it was a-

"It's a colony of ants. Look at how hard they're working, Y/N."

Before you could even think of stopping him, he had already moved towards them, crouching down to get a closer look.

You let out a sigh yet couldn't help smiling at his endearing but also random antics.

No matter how many times it would help, it never managed to not be funny. The Hunting Dogs were known for how powerful yet also how "eccentric" the members were, yet witnessing it for the first time and continuing to live with it never failed to bring a smile on your face.

Especially with just how cute your boyfriend looked right now! The way his eyes would twinkle at the mention of insects was something you personally could only understand but never relate to.

As much as you would love to go along and try to enjoy it with him, you kinda wanted to continue on your walk.

Because when he's focused on something then it would be a real nuisance to get him away from it.

But that's not a problem for the love of his life, right?

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Jokes on you, it actually was 💀

Like u got a hunch hes doing it on purpose when he pulls his puppy eyes and that barely but noticeable enough atleast for you pout on u when u said

"I love you, but i kinda wanna yk walk?"

"But Y/N 😟. *points at the ants* only for a minute, please 🥺"

YALL KNOW 😩 YALL KNOOOOW ITS NOT GONNA BE A MINUTE 😔😔😔

Your legs gonna start cramping from watching these fuckers crawl around??? Nah no one CARES 😤😤 jk jk

our cutie tetchouie would NEVER ignore his partners needs okur okur

Like hes already whipped from how we r atleast TRYING to enjoy what hes enjoying

He knows how unlikeable these little crawlers i hate bugs can be but his s/o is trying so hard and he just 🥺🥺🥺 looks at u wirh heart eyes

dw if u cant walk, he'll give u either a piggyback ride yall being cute 😤💕 or the classic bridal style 😩

And dw if he finds another interesting bug but his hands r occupied? Nah, he gon GET THAT ANYWAY

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"ACHOO"

"Bless you."

"Thanks." You told him as you lightly rubbed your nose with the back of your hand. You loved his hair but it would often tickle your nose whenever you'd try to look over his shoulder as he was carrying you on his back.

It was one of the small ways of him apologizing to you and enduring his antics.

His heart would nearly suffocate him from how much it would swell whenever you'd just reassure him that it was totally okay for you. If he loved ants then it's just what he loved and as his partner, you'd be open for everything that makes him happy.

Yet he still tried to keep it down around you so he was often a bit torn between.

"Ah. Wait is that...?"

Oh no.

You knew it.

You knew what was about to happen next.

Before you could stop him, he was already walking off of the path and into the field.

A whine got past your lips yet he seemed too caught up in his fascination of...?

"A horned beetle!"

Some meters above you, sat a beetle on a branch, seemingly undisturbed by the both of you and yet in Tetchou's eyes, it equaled a sacred national treasure.

A treasure that he wanted to get his hands on.

"Hold tight, Y/N."

"WAIT N-!"

Hooking your arm and legs tightly like a koala around his body, he made a leap for it. You didn't know HOW he managed to do it every time but there he was.

Jumping onto the tree and quickly pulling a tiny jar out of a pocket in his blazer (you don't even know how he even hid that...) and-

"I got it!" He exclaimed in happiness as he jumped down, holding his hand onto the open jar. Screwing a lid onto it, he gave it a quick glance before putting it back into his pocket.

Noticing that you were slowly losing your grip on him, he hooked his arms under your legs, hoisting you up again before almost nonchalantly continuing your walk as if he hadn't just jumped up a tree for a beetle...

"Uhm, you don't wanna stare at it or something?" You asked, genuinely surprised yet almost regretting the question since it could change his mind.

"No, I can do that at home. Your legs are hurting after all."

A smile spread onto your lips at his kind words, only spreading further after hearing a slight hitch in his breathing as you let your lips graze his neck before planting a kiss on it.

"Anything for my love, you know? By the way, have you thought of a name yet for your new little friend?"

"I have but-"

You felt him tighten his grip around your legs before he suddenly began to pick up his pace, walking in long and fast strides.

"Want to be home as fast as possible, so we can you know..."

He peeked over his shoulder to see your slightly reddened face before looking forward, strongly focused on one thing.

"continue what you've started."

A small laugh slipped out of him, your nose tickling his neck as you hid your face in it, immediately knowing what he was implying and well...

You weren't complaining.

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No one would have expected it but... our boy's pretty easy to rile up 😤😩

yall think he cute and innocent?? Nah nah he wanna get into that shi* too like hes a whipped and legit down bad man for his love rightfully so ✋✋

dw after yall r done, he'll def bring back the topic of "naming his friend/-s" and welp

u better be ready to spend ur weekend on that kinda thing 💀💀💀 and yall gonna settle on the either cutest or most ridiculous shit...

Its either "Groundbreaker 500, The Nightmare of All" or "sugarberry twinkle star" 🤓🤓 if he wants to honor the place he found it (like in the beginning ^), uhhhhhh 🤨

This btch's name is gonna be "leftover bread" or smth bc it was on it when he found that thing💀

yall cant convince me otherwise BYE 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

LOL, this got way too long and i kinda got carried away but that always happens with him 😩😩😩 maybe rushed at the end but i hope u r happy with this @soysaucefu 💅💕💕

[mlm-blues]

bpd??? i literally dont have that idk what youre talking about lmao. ignore how im foaming at the mouth and holding a gun to my head rn

[here-comes-the-bard]

scrolling through molly's nithvinn tags was a mistake /lh

what do you mean i'm thinking about soft shit like them existing quietly together and getting the rest they not only deserve but so desperately need. what do you mean i want them to just experience each other in gentle silence, comforted by the thrum of one another's heartbeats and the knowledge that they've made it, and will continue to make it.

and in the opposite direction. what do you mean i'm thinking about laughter. what do you mean i'm thinking about that quote about nithral holding onto yaevinn genuinely smiling and thinking about if he holds on to genuine laughter that same way. what do you mean i'm thinking about it being mutual, and thinking about the fact that yaevinn cherishes every joyful moment nithral allows him to share in, whether it's understated and subtle or a rare expression of something unbridled.

what do you MEAN i'm thinking about them choosing to do it again and again across universes. and they don't even know it! they're not even aware of it! but it's happening!! over and over again!! in their time, in a time like ours, in an ocean, in a world where Fate seems to make all choices, they do it over and over!!

like i am foaming at the MOUTH i am climbing all over the WALLS this and ramsey + sheen friendship is the most inspired i've been all fucking week with all the shit going on. rattling the bars of my cage.

like look i know rn i am talking about deep shit but this is just a different flavor of "they're in love your honor" because they ARE and it's BEAUTIFUL and i feel like i could CRY

like i am on my ceiling frothing because yaevinn writes about things he feels it's important for him to remember and i think it's important to him to remember the comfort he finds in nithral being present at all under the same sky as him at the same time. and that nithral's laugh is like a song he can't recreate, that he has to cherish every time he hears it. that yeah, maybe they choose each other in every universe. that's a nice thought. it's comforting, to know you were chosen despite how broken you feel. to know that you'd be chosen again.

like not to do a thesis at 11:30 fucking pm but i just. it's not even a thesis. it's a fact. this is a FACT. they are SO SOFT and SO LOWKEY SILLY and SO MELANCHOLY and i love them i love every second of them grrrrr bark bark bark

god sorry this is absolutely feral im actually very tired but apparently seeing a singular victuuri image just makes me into a fucking creature. jesus. i should've been asleep XD

[stevie-petey]

im SO excited for season 2!! your set up was perfect and if you'll allow me can i just. talk about. how good you made the entirety of season 1???????? your framing of each event was SOO good and the way you left y/n in the dark for things we alr knew about, the relationships between each of the characters???? dustin being sweet and literally EXACTLY like a younger sibling (i have 3 little boy cousins who ive practically raised and they act EXACTLY like how Dustin did when they see me unexplainably sad), her WANT to like nancy with the jealousy and hurt bubbling under the surface and even though she doesnt blame nancy you see that little resentment that occurs when someone you love likes someone better its so HUMAN?????, the relationship bw her and the little boys and how even though everyone keeps reinforcing they listen to her better she KNOWS that at the end of the day they're silly little preteens so they'll listen to her but just barely, her relationship w jonathan anf how she doesnt immediatly gloss over their arguments and his actions and she actually holds him accountable??? LOVE. i also love how steve is just a kicked puppy constantly trying to get validation and approval from both her and nancy and the buildup of security only to a crushing realization in the bonus chapter was brilliant AND real!!!! bc ofc you'll be nervous about letting in someone who you could potentially fall in love w in your life while you're currently suffering w the feelings of hopelessness and resignation at the feeling of believing that someone you love doesn't love u back. ugh. brilliant. all in all. i LOVE this series and im absolutely foaming at the mouth for season 2 bc i KNOW its gonna be so good. i binged this series like before ch8 came out and it helped me stay sane amidst my finals so thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!

ok im done ❤️ again thank u mwah

i ADORE THIS AND YOU WTF :(((

this is the sweetest thing ever and the way u broke down everything made me so <333 im so so so incredibly happy you loved season 1 so much i truly cant explain how elated that makes me 🫶

writing the relationships was my absolute favorite part. getting to incorporate my favorite characters and interact with them through my writing as such a fun and amazing experience and im absolutely hooked on writing them (especially dudtin n reader. theyre my babies).

and im SO relieved you understand steve n reader rn !! U GET IT !!!! all in all this was such a lovely ask and im giving u the biggest forehead kiss as we speak MWAH !!!!!

(and i hope finals went well !!! theyre a pain and i understand immensely)

[daisyvisions]

Thinking of Kevin birthday sex rn. I swear im foaming at the mouth hrnnfjfjfhj 🐰

just imagine surprising him with the sexiest outfit you can give and turning him into a sub for 1 night because you wanna do all the work for his special day 🥺 the man will explode on the spot with the way you're riding him and holding his wrists down as you moan in his mouth

[rafebangme]

bruh im actually foaming at the mouth rn HOLD ME BACK

he smirked and as soon as you got up to straddle him, he had you turned around, your back to his chest and your ass in his lap. he wraps his arm around your neck in a headlock while spreading your legs to hang over his. kissing your face and whispering in your ear while pulling his throbbing cock from his gym shorts, "let's see how much you love these muscles around your neck while my cock's in that sweet pussy hmm."

lil' something i'm working onn !! tehe ૮꒰ ྀི>⸝⸝⸝< ྀི꒱ა

[thesunshineriptide]

the way you write rook is just 🤌 chef's kiss. im foaming at the mouth rn. thank you so much you are a blessing to us rook kissers

Oh? Rook kissers? Well let me uh- oh, oh shoot I dropped this uh- crap of dear. Oops. Well, hopefully this potion turns out okay.

XO

Rook Hunt x Reader

CW// Songfic, Kissing, PDA, Rook Hunt typical behavior, borderline NSFW, implications of voyerism

Rating: R (as a precaution)

One year after graduating from Night Raven College, the old overblot crew and company were invited to the royal coronation of King Malleus Draconia, in Briar Valley. It was an all expenses paid trip, with an invitation to stay in the castle itself. All you had to do was accept.

It’s been so long since you’ve seen so many old friends. Some of them were third years when you’d attended - Rook, Vil, Idia, Malleus, Lilia - and had been gone from campus for a while now.

Crowley hadn’t found a way home, but you’d learned to persevere and thrive, finding yourself working at the Clover family bakery half the time, and at Azul’s newest restaurant, Moonfish Bistro, that sat on the shores between the Coral Sea and the Kingdom of Roses. Grim was still around, though he spent most of his time still at NRC due to being held back. But as for everyone else…you hadn’t seen most of them in years.

Which lead you to being excited when Azul said he, too, would accept the invitation, and so would the twins, so you should as well. Even more so when Trey and Riddle said the same.

Now you stand in the banquet hall of Briar Valley’s castle, wearing a mask and holding a fruity drink as you wandered around, looking for anyone you might recognized behind their mask.

Your eyes met with familiar green ones and matching blond hair.

“Ah, Règle de Trickster, it has been so long,” Rook said, taking your hand to kiss.

“Rook! I’m glad to see you.”

Rook smiles and begins talking, but the room is too loud to hear what he’s saying. When you tell him this, he smiled and guided you somewhere quieter.

“I said, ‘I’ve missed your company, and can’t wait to see you more in the next coming week.’” He repeated, whispered into your ear.

He had you pressed against a wall, one hand gripping your forearm, the other brushing your hair from your face.

You hummed, giving him a devilish smirk, “Fingers crossed we get to spend a lot of time together.”

He raised an eyebrow, chuckling softly. “I swear, I say…”

You raised an eyebrow, “You say?”

To hands between legs, to "whatever it takes"

To drinks at the club to the bar

To the keys to your car

To hotel stairs, to the emergency exit door, no

To the love, I left my conscience pressed

Between the pages of the Bible in the drawer

"What did it ever do for me?" I say

It never calls me when I'm down

Rook hummed against your neck, tangling your legs together as you laid in bed, “Love never wanted me,” he mumbled.

“I want you,” you said, turning to face him.

He laughed, “You didn’t let me finish, mon amor,” he hummed again, sucking on your pulse point before he kept going, “Love never wanted me, but I took it anyway.”

You smiled and carded a finger through his hair before catching his lips with your own, “You certainly are the most successful hunter in the world, then.”

“You know I am,” he said easily, leaning back only a moment before diving back into a kiss, one hand on your cheek to pull you close, the other in your hair to hold you still.

The night is spent like that into the hours of dawn. Tangled in one another, mouths pink and slick, hot with bated breath. Rook’s hold on you is intoxicating, itching for more. It isn’t until he realizes he needs to sneak back to his own room that you part

“Loose lips sink ships.”

A letter is on the bedside table.

“To my love, I left my conscience pressed through the keyhole as I watched you dress, Kiss and Tell. Loose lips sink ships. - Yours, R. Hunt.

~find me when you’re down. I’ll be waiting in the garden.”

[thalwhore]

MY DUDE I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU MADE ME FALL FOR A RANDOM OC WHAT-

RYNDORIL IS SUCH A FUNKY FELLA AND I ABSOLUTELY ADORE HOW YOU FLESHED OUT ONDO!!! AND ALSO THE SIDE CONTENT WITH LYDIA AND ARGIS? CHEFS KISS!!!

And their meeting story is so cute, the mutual "fuck calcelmo all my homies hate calcelmo" vibes, immaculate.

And Ryn taking him to Whiterun and being like "oh shit I forgot about the crazy Talos man" and Ondo just having MURDER THOUGHTS (Same dude, fuck talos all my homies hate talos)

I've stayed up late soooooo many times when I was gonna "just read one more chapter" before bed I sWEAR TO GOD

Ondolemar secretly being a soft and romantic cutie is everything I never knew I needed!!!! I literally did his quest one day and immediately searched for fics bc mmmm hot elf man and BAM! OBSESSED WITH HIM AND NOW ALSO A FUNKY LITTLE BOSMER!

It also recently inspired me to make my own lil Bosmer fella when I returned for anniversary edition, his name is Eimtru and if the name didn't give it away- he's an archer lmao. Netural good but I mean money is money 👀 he's also married Farkas because when there's no hot elf to marry, a himbo is just as good!

I haven't checked in on the series in a while tbh but um 👉👈 are you still writing for them perhaps??

I also did NOT mean to make this reply so long but your fics honestly brought me so much joy (and PAIN, the entire Elenwen kidnapping arc makes me hate her even more than before) and you really gave me so much inspiration via your worldbuilding in the series!!

Also how do you feel about canon bald Ondo? I say we ignore it because pretty elf man with long hair! Fuck the canon we don't need it!

I read a series of Ondolemar fics a while ago and TO WHOEVER CREATED RYNDORIL I AM KISSING YOU ON THE CHEEK HE IS SO EPIC! 10/10 MY FAVOURITE DOVAHKIN I'VE SEEN!!! HE'S SO💕💕💕💕💕