#hoffi

[toonvasion]

HOFFⅡ

The wonderful Hoffi is now Hoffii  PlayfulElegy playfulelegy painfulelegy

[dixxiemaegraphics]

Saw some bats in my neighborhood on my night walk and it made me think this up.

[spiralinghours]

Top Sluttiest, Horniest Things Mark Hoffman Ever Did (in no particular order):

-Wearing that black and gray suit combo with nitrile gloves (that’s a personal point but I’m right)

-That weird double take he did at Strahm when he first saw him

-Binding and gagging himself into a fake trap while pretending to struggle (with cleavage out) (bonus point: his boobs jiggled when he flinched)

-Having that strip of Back Sweat™️

-Having rolled up sleeves, suspenders, and a cunty look on his face while lying to Art Blank about Rigg instigating a physical altercation

-Having a weird waddle run up and down stairs (it’s because of his hips… he built that way)

-Having ass in full view during the Jill Tuck interrogation tape

-Getting bound to a chair (again) with a shotgun positioned between his thighs (bonus point: totally was willing to get his head blown off)

-Pretending to struggle in a *different* trap that absolutely did cut him up while giving Strahm a full body look over

-That little flinch and smile when Amanda tried to startle him

-That whole lip-biting expression after listening to the audio of his recent trap participants

-That cunty way he was talking to Pamela Jenkins in the hospital

-Absolutely squirming and struggling while bound to a chair (AGAIN AGAIN) and in a reverse bear trap… then tearing his face open anyway

-Sewing his own fucked up face closed… and inevitably having a cute little cheek scar (-1 point could be grosser)

-Both the whole “How do I look?” and throwing Jill Tuck over his shoulder (I will not elaborate)

-Killing white supremacists

-Getting pig attacked and hit with Dr. Gordon’s cane

-Dying in a bathroom

[trypoed]

that handsome fbi agent always asks, "who are you jigsaw's apprentice?" but never asks, "how are you jigsaw's apprentice?" :(

[tapeworrmart]

Of all the men to cheat, you pick John Kramer? 🐷🦷

[xxbatmanb3y0ndxx]

sorry i thought id post these b4 i forgot

[bellamuertes]

yeah the whole "of all the men to cheat, you picked john kramer? i call that epic bad luck" thing is goofy af, but it's also hoffman speaking from experience since he tried to cheat john and is now stuck in this limbo of being blackmailed and kept around because he's useful but not enough to become the true successor and eventually, he'll share henry's fate of winding up left for dead in the murder bathroom, epic bad luck indeed

[dansidoon]

von Fremde zu Freunde zu Feinde (zu noch schlimmer Feinde)

[wings0fruin]

Drenched in blood, just like God intended

whore (affectionately)

Decided to color and shade/light the study teehee - the (kinda cleaned up??) sketch only version is down below ⬇️

[i-hear-a-sound]

this is how I look when I think about saw x btw.

[juergenklopp]

I think Wheels should be allowed to chase the bullpen with a knife

[dixxiemaegraphics]

I KEEP REDRAWING VARIATIONS OF THIS TRAP BUT THIS IS THE BEST ONE I’VE DONE. THIS IS IT.

[spiralinghours]

Idk I like the wincey little face Hoffman makes here.

[llyfrenfys]

Tumblr live icon permanently on mobile now huh

[xxbatmanb3y0ndxx]

rise and shine oj god shohld i clean my room or draw digitallt?????? frick uhhhh chat…?? ok ok i think ill draw yeah then ill work on my job stuff………

OH YEAH so turns out i can inly draw hoffman cayse im addicted to drawing him so none of these look like who theyre supposed to be!!!!! oops

ashley and ashlyn from final destination 3, nichelle from total drama sketch i did earlier, and uh oh ywah hoffman and strahm oh my goddd dude rhat does NOT liok like strahm but whatever!!!!!!

[ashenworth]

an act of love and sympathy