#hoes man

[gyooza]

if chilchuck is into blondes and finds dwarves attractive, then him saying "no party romance" isn't a rule, it's a survival mantra

[blindbisexualgoose]

I need official merch that says: The fuck you mean his real name isn’t Hozier

Literally just found out that Hozier has a first name??? Don’t hit me with this “Andrew” dude- your name is Hozier H Hozier and you sit down and write gut-wrenching songs I apply to the old man Yaoi of my choice. Stay in your lane.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

How does Hobie fit his hair under his mask- IRRELEVANT.

What you should be asking is how is his guitar not falling when they are literally upside-down

Answer: Hobie hates laws so much he's subconsciously able to break the Laws of Physics if it threatens his aesthetic.

His suspenders also do not move.

Animation error? Hammerspace? Nah I just hc he has Infinite Coolness as a legit ability. There's no other explanation he's just That Cool.

[castiels-undercoat]

It will forever be funny to me that in season 13 when Cas comes back from the dead Dean goes from lashing out at everyone while hes in full downward spiral mode to suddenly being in the best mood possible, giggling and kicking his feet over cowboys and hes just like "what im not allowed to be happy or something? 🙄" like bro...🫵🤨 you're fucking gay

[blkkizzat]

ugh Toji is so ugly

u rite.

toji fushiguro is ugly as fuck.

ugh im dreading when he gets home tn cause imma stop him in the doorway and suck the soul out of his ugly fat cock.

he's gonna stuff my mouth full until he's in my tonsils and im ugly gagging—dripping spiddle down the length of his ugly schlong like im on some sukihana time.

all before imma swallow all that man's ugly ass kids to the very last drop.

then imma push him down and stick my tongue up his ugly phat ass swirling it around while juggling his large ugly balls.

ugly toji is going to let out such an ugly moan when i edge him tho—squeezing his ugly girth at the base—preventing his release.

but that's because i can't let all that ugly ass cum ruin my sheets.

hell naw! ugly toji gotta dump it all in me!

he's an ugly feral beast pumping my womb full of his ugly ass cum over n' over n' over. so thats why we gonna ugly fuck all nite on top of a ugly ass pile of money until this man has me ugly crying while begging for more multiple ugly ass orgasms.

ugly toji's stamina is so high and he's gonna fuck my sloppy pussy so for so long—molding into the shape of his ugly ass girth until pass out from getting my guts shaken repeatedly by his ugly bulbous cockhead reaching into my kidneys.

finally he gonna keep his ugly thick dick inside me all fucking night, plugging me up so there's an ugly ass trail of spunk running down my legs all day tomorrow—

as a reminder to u and everyone else that he's MY ugly ass man.

yeah nonny u clocked us bad, oops! this is embarrassing for me, truly...

[royaltea000]

watching yet another person fall from an unimaginably tall height

[kacievvbbbb]

Sabo really got that serial killer rizz about him

Like look at those eyes. Those are the eyes of a man that has several things wrong with him and he's about to make each and every one of them and this rusty pipe, your problem.

Fucking two steps away from "you wanna know how i got these scars", ass look.

He goes from so adorable, bending so koala can put on his hat, to I have not a single polite gene in my body and I will destroy you mentally before I destroy you physically to Just straight beating people's asses with a pipe like a thug

I'm obsessed with him.

[dankovskaya]

Why did he fucking do that 😍

[overrated-sheep]

STOP mischaracterizing Dean please GOD TAKE OFF THE UWU GOGGLES FOR ONE SECOND!! He’s a big mean bastard with a savior complex, abandonment issues, mommy AND daddy AND brother issues, he’s sadistic, he’s arrogant, he’s violent, he’s cocky and all of that is wrapped up in a like really absurd display of machismo. AND I LOVE IT!! I FUCK WITH HOW WEIRD AND TOXIC AND OFF PUTTING DEAN WINCHESTER IS!

I LOVE AND ACCEPT HIM AS HE IS! I COULDNT FIX HIM!! BUT I WOULD NEVER WANT TO!!!!

[nico-di-genova]

I am noticing a trend.

[saturnniidae]

Instead of this can someone pls make one that's Hiccup getting brutally ran over by a bus asmr

[gravitysoupbowl]

jeez someone come get your hot grunkle

[synthwavecryptid]

Handsome devil down in Saint Denis 🦇🩸✨

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

I need a scene in BTSV where Miles is like 'You know Hobie, after all this I can't believe I thought you and Gwen were dating for a second! Lol'

Hold up. Suddenly Hobie Gwen and Pavitr are look at him like

Hobie is like 'You WUT, mate? Why the bloody hell would you think that??'

And Gwen is like 'Yeah Miles?? what gave you that idea?'

As if SHE DIDN'T- AS IF HOBIE DID SAY-

Miles is like

"You're joking right. You said she left a jumper at your place-"

"-And a toothbrush."

"AND a toothbrush-"

"Both of which are still there."

"Oh yeah, I still need to get those-"

"Bruh, please. You're killing me here."

Gwen and Hobie don't see it at ALLLLLL He is her honorary big bro and Gwen is just socially oblivious in general

[shaylogic]

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[almondpiglet]

local con man flirts with multiple terrorist organization members