#hoes man

[8ug8ear]

if chilchuck is into blondes and finds dwarves attractive, then him saying "no party romance" isn't a rule, it's a survival mantra

[blindbisexualgoose]

I need official merch that says: The fuck you mean his real name isn’t Hozier

Literally just found out that Hozier has a first name??? Don’t hit me with this “Andrew” dude- your name is Hozier H Hozier and you sit down and write gut-wrenching songs I apply to the old man Yaoi of my choice. Stay in your lane.

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

How does Hobie fit his hair under his mask- IRRELEVANT.

What you should be asking is how is his guitar not falling when they are literally upside-down

Answer: Hobie hates laws so much he's subconsciously able to break the Laws of Physics if it threatens his aesthetic.

His suspenders also do not move.

Animation error? Hammerspace? Nah I just hc he has Infinite Coolness as a legit ability. There's no other explanation he's just That Cool.

[castiels-undercoat]

It will forever be funny to me that in season 13 when Cas comes back from the dead Dean goes from lashing out at everyone while hes in full downward spiral mode to suddenly being in the best mood possible, giggling and kicking his feet over cowboys and hes just like "what im not allowed to be happy or something? 🙄" like bro...🫵🤨 you're fucking gay

[arttsuka]

Bite him

[princessdreamss]

me at my literal job checking the tags every 5 seconds to see if anyone posted new in-ho x reader

[pelirro-hoe]

Shanks in is ✨brat✨ era craves men that can put him in his place

[royaltea000]

watching yet another person fall from an unimaginably tall height

[kacievvbbbb]

Sabo really got that serial killer rizz about him

Like look at those eyes. Those are the eyes of a man that has several things wrong with him and he's about to make each and every one of them and this rusty pipe, your problem.

Fucking two steps away from "you wanna know how i got these scars", ass look.

He goes from so adorable, bending so koala can put on his hat, to I have not a single polite gene in my body and I will destroy you mentally before I destroy you physically to Just straight beating people's asses with a pipe like a thug

I'm obsessed with him.

[blkkizzat]

ugh Toji is so ugly

u rite.

toji fushiguro is ugly as fuck.

ugh im dreading when he gets home tn cause imma stop him in the doorway and suck the soul out of his ugly fat cock.

he's gonna stuff my mouth full until he's in my tonsils and im ugly gagging—dripping spiddle down the length of his ugly schlong like im on some sukihana time.

all before imma swallow all that man's ugly ass kids to the very last drop.

then imma push him down and stick my tongue up his ugly phat ass swirling it around while juggling his large ugly balls.

ugly toji is going to let out such an ugly moan when i edge him tho—squeezing his ugly girth at the base—preventing his release.

but that's because i can't let all that ugly ass cum ruin my sheets.

hell naw! ugly toji gotta dump it all in me!

he's an ugly feral beast pumping my womb full of his ugly ass cum over n' over n' over. so thats why we gonna ugly fuck all nite on top of a ugly ass pile of money until this man has me ugly crying while begging for more multiple ugly ass orgasms.

ugly toji's stamina is so high and he's gonna fuck my sloppy pussy so for so long��molding into the shape of his ugly ass girth until pass out from getting my guts shaken repeatedly by his ugly bulbous cockhead reaching into my kidneys.

finally he gonna keep his ugly thick dick inside me all fucking night, plugging me up so there's an ugly ass trail of spunk running down my legs all day tomorrow—

as a reminder to u and everyone else that he's MY ugly ass man.

yeah nonny u clocked us bad, oops! this is embarrassing for me, truly...

[xxcrumbxx]

Hello hello soo um im still workin on it ,ive been kinda burnt out from it an ik thers no real preshure and im wayyy past valintinse day but heres a wip of those silly lil valintines cards

Also today is my birth day im 22 now so .. Thats a thing. Anyway im planing on making like 3 alternet vershions of eclips 1 with the cannon tipical 2 arm pre decomishion desighn 1 with the 4 armed fannon /cannon design and 1 with the 4 armed ballone world desighn. Probly ganna take a bit but what ever it will be valintine in fuckin may who cares lol

[almondpiglet]

whoaa check out this new magazine ad for spirits n such!!

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[obey-me-hoe]

MY MAAAAAAN 🥰🥰🥰

(Lesson 33 OG)

[respectthepetty]

Su Hyeon?!

IT WAS FOR SU HYEON?!

This idiot could've already done had Daon?!

Secret Relationships is the epitome of playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes because only one man in this story has consistently shown he is not playing around. He is not here to drag this out like these other men with a tired game of chess. He said, "I like you" from the jump and is committed to showing it. These other men could've had Daon, but they were too busy bullshitting, and that's why in any other story Seong Hyeon's behavior would be alarming, but in this one, it works.

He is always there, publicly. He is not lurking in the shadows. He makes every effort to spend time with Daon the second he sees a chance to do it. He is not wasting time trying to figure out his next move. He isn't sizing up his competition. He knows his time can be better spent taking care of the guy he actually cares about instead of squandering his time on dudes who have been here for years and still ain't done a thing to make Daon theirs!

My goofy little prince is a king among roaches.

These other men ain't shit.

[atlas-ponders]

Today we're here to appreciate the homosexuality of Spider-man and Deadpool

[kiivg]

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