#hoe for mothman

[roachthoughts]

Im a hoe for mothman 🥰😘

[rubenesque-as-fuck]

[anonamouslemonbubbletea]

live laugh lurk. in the woods. scream at tourists.

[down-bad-for-mothman]

I like how this was supposed to be a joke account but then it ended up turning into a horny account (i mean no it’s 100% serious i have absolutely fucked Michael the mothman on multiple occasions we are having shrex currently as I type this post)

[qu1cks1lversb1tch]

Day In | Vox x Fem Gen Z!Reader

A/N — f/c = favorite color. It's used like once, but I thought I should clarify for anyone who might get confused <3. Just a little nonsense drabble showing what a classic day off could look like.

Warnings: Valentino existing

Word Count: 440

Summary: Spending a day with the Vees in the tower — only so much could happen

"I hope when you microwave those leftovers later, the container is piping hot but the center of the food is colder than your dead heart." Your cool tone pierced the silence of the room, with your arms crossed over your chest, noting how Vox didn't even look in your direction, instead glancing to Valentino to see his reply.

After what happened in your first month, you weren't all that surprised that he was avoiding you as much as humanly possible.

"I can just mix it up and put it back in for a couple more minutes, I thought you were smarter than that." The moth demon replied.

"That's not the point I'm trying to make, asshole. And you know it."

You had been forced into spending 'quality' time with everyone on the very rare day off.

Avoiding talking to Velvette about the design concepts you drew up for her, and your obvious problems with Vox that stemmed from you being, as he put it: 'a disrespectful little shit'; your only other option was to immerse yourself in spending time with Valentino.

Not your greatest moment.

The bitch wouldn't let you touch the f/c jewels to bedazzle your phone case because he was insistent on using them for his new gun.

It was downright hoe behavior.

"You should calm down, Miel."

You cringed and reached for the glue and the jewels that happened to be your second favorite color. "Don't call me that."

"Why are you taking those ones?" Valentino questioned, glancing at the box of jewels that now laid before you.

"Because I fucking can, Mothman."

"Voxy ~ she's being mean."

The TV demon groaned and looked as if he wanted to slam his screened face into the table until he blacked out from damage to the motherboard.

Velvette snorted and took pictures 'for memories'.

"I wouldn't be mean if you weren't hogging the best color." You huffed, annoyed.

"That's a lie, you and I both know it, babes." Velvette piped up, the sketches before her long abandoned.

"Fine, I'd be less mean. . . What should we eat?" You questioned.

"The flat faced prince picks tonight." Velvette announced.

"Go fuck yourself." Vox said smoothly, although he glitched.

You groaned.

"Pick something good. Or else." You threatened lightly. The boys had a habit of picking stuff only they liked, which left you and Velvette to be the more considerate ones so that you didn't have to hear their bitching.

"Italian?" Vox questioned the table.

"Sounds good." Valentino hummed, placing the last jewel on his gun.

Sounded better than steak for the second night in a row. . . For the second time that week.

[kavalyera]

rating each clan based off if i would enjoy being embraced into it (the ones on the top of my head first)

gangrel - 11/10. tbh i’d start grinding out my protean bc i would like to turn into a bird. or a flock of birds. im turning into a pigeon and scaring people by playing into government drone theories. the amount of shit i can do as a gangrel is insane

ventrue - 2/10. literally just the average family in asia it gets a two bc ig im rich or something idk

tzimisce - 10/10. much like the gangrel im frolicking. maybe even turning myself into a cryptid. who knows. maybe i’ll turn into mothman and scare the hoes

nosferatu - 1/10. i dont want to live in the sewers :(

lasombra - 0/10 im too vain for that

[oerismine]

Who's an OC you'd like to talk about but haven't had the chance? :D what are some facts about them?

Oh god so many! I'll list a few and hoe for more curiosity about them :D

Felderwynne is an Ahamkara, like from Destiny, but the species is adapted for my own setting. They're Fey, and don't have to twist wishes they grant. A lot of his bones have been adapted into weapons and armour, and he's collecting Paladins to help out and work with because he was friends with one before the apocalypse, and he misses them

Undyne is an Aasimar Paladin who used to be a queensguard but after losing her memories she's looking for info about who she was. Also she's kinda a cowgirl type knight, because that's not a combo I've seen before and it sounded fun :D

Delilah is an Aberrant Mind Sorcerer. She used to be friends with mothman when they were both kids, but after she got hurt (she fell out of a tree and broke her arm), mothman's mum made her forget about him and now she's a ball of anxiety with weird brain magic from the cryptid's mother

Ellieanora is a warforged lady who keeps coming back to life after dying. For a while, she doesn't remember who she was, she's just haunted by memories of her past lives. Eventually, in her search for her past, she finds her rival, an undead fella who can only truly die by her hand. He always ends up killing her, and now they're stuck in a cycle of him not being able to die (because she never manages to kill him) and her being unable to live (her obsession with her past lives and her need to finally kill him)

[moon-jellie]

Tagged by @livingonyoghurtandspite to get to know me better :) Tagging @himbodad @boimgfrog @mangoes-and-mothman @dykebarbie @jamescarpenterhooper IF YOU WANT!!! no pressure

three ships: ineffable husbands, tamaharukyo, meljayvik

first ship: wall-e and eve I was drawing fanart of them holding hands at age five

last song: the dress by dijon

favorite color: light pink?? any kind of blue???

currently watching: dan and phil playing the sims

currently reading: lolly willowes by sylvia townsend warner (for class)

currently playing: with your heart ;) (or sudoku on the tube)

currently consuming: any perishable ingredients I have left in the house before I leave for six days

currently craving: [redacted] (too melancholy)

sweet/spicy/savory: sweet I think. at the end of the day

relationship status: hoe phase (successful era)!!!

last thing i googled: "lolly willowes author" LMFAO but before that it was. uh. "how old are dan and phil"

currently working on: maxxing my bisexuality over the next two months

current obsession: the history & etymology of indie & alternative music!!!!

[mothvalentino]

One of the hoes bought a bunch of moth plushies for Val including a little mothman keychain

*he gives them that look*

[mirrorsoulss]

4, 9, 12, 21, 31, 33, 41

Mothman! I love Mothman. And the Flatwoods Monster! I legit believe in both. It's probably location bias though. Cold Coffee anytime except for first thing in the morning. Even then, I sometimes prefer cold coffee. I like how fast I can drink it, I think Today has been an amazing day! We ran errands, picked up a bunch of fishing stuff, got coffee (cold coffee :D,) and went fishing! And now I'm spending some quality time with my brother! Unfortunately I don't have much that I've kept from childhood due to being through 2 house fires and a massive flood. It kinda sucks. Mom has a lot of stuff, and I'm really fond of pictures of myself and old friends. It really depends on my mood, but honestly, probably 90s alt rock - especially Third Eye Blind. I could talk about 3EB forever, probably. They've gotten me through a lot. The last adventure I went on was a spontaneous visit to my two best friends' house in KY. I'm really glad I went because they just moved to Florida, and I miss them already. I'm kind of a hoe for coffee tbh. I love black coffee. I love super creamy light coffee. I really love coffee and conversations over coffee. It truly is one of life's greatest pleasures, I think.

[pyreshe]

when I say my baby sister is the funniest person I know I was telling her about how I lived in AZ w my aunts and grandma and they always insisted I bring back the good sourdough from the bay area and I had to put it in my carry on so like 4-5 times tsa opened my bag and found like 2-3 loaves of bread

and my sister goes "they were probably like 'oh god here comes the dough hoe again'"

[theartofmining]

I just want some mothman fic recs is that too much to ask

[mothxfallen]

@twelve-fallen

“I’m real. I’m also very offended”

[meantforinfinitesadness]

STICKER UPDATE!!!!!!

I've got some more stickers to show y'all!!!

This codywan one is from @maiseey !!!!! I love it so much!!

The next four are not star wars, but I needed them lol. So we've got mothman, and three Hoe to Train Your Dragon stickers!

[toournextadventure]

Does Birb skateboard and if so does she ride Birdhouse (Tony Hawk) boards or like a custom mothman board?

Yes because it's close enough to snowboarding that she can make it work, just no fancy tricks or anything. Now those cause injuries. But this hoe rides just, like, those generic boards that you can get at the local Walmart and has the siblings paint pictures on the bottom. Mothman is a common guest on the bottom of the boards. For unknown reasons, so is Steve