#am slutty for the mothman

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I like how this was supposed to be a joke account but then it ended up turning into a horny account (i mean no it’s 100% serious i have absolutely fucked Michael the mothman on multiple occasions we are having shrex currently as I type this post)

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trick or treat! i'm dressed as slutty mothman :) i am going to be so cold but at least i'll look cute :)

looking cute is absolutely paramount you're right!! almond joy : )

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About me

My main blog is @slut-for-mothman. I go by sam, I am 18 years old and this is a blog where I plan on writing small little blurbs and,, well just being absolutely horny over my favorite characters.

I will not write about

-ddlg/abdl

-vomit, or any other bodily waste other than cum

-self harm/knife-play

-drugs/addiction

-ABO

-non-con/cnc/dub-con

This is mostly a smut account, please do not interact with me if you are under the age of 18.

And remember, you can't spell Happiness without P-E-N-I-S

stay slutty my friends :)

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Nickname: Don’t really have one since my name is no more than three letters

Zodiac: Gemini

Height: 5′8″

House: no.

Song in my head: I don’t have one rn but I’ll tell you that as of rn I’m listening to faminepulse by the mars volta so,, do with that what you will

Followers and following: 256 followers and 427 following

Amount of sleep: Complicated as i currently have classes going from 1-5 am. Always in flux

Lucky number: 69 (i say because i do not have one)

Dream job: Currently split between chef and anything involving horticulture 

Wearing: Skeleton patterned shirt and some black pants

Favourite song: I don’t have one but may I suggest listening to the katamari damacy soundtrack,,, it will heal your soul

Instrument: Guitar, bass, piano, french horn, ukulele (barely), and I sing :)

Random fact: I speak Italian (somewhat, still learning) and I think mothman is fun and cool and epic. These two facts are not related.

Favourite author: Whoever wrote purple haze feedback. Truly one of the only people to understand.

Favourite animal sounds: Kitty purrs!! Or frog croaks!!

Aesthetic: A blend of southern cottagecore and lovecore with slutty undertones. I refuse to explain. If you know you know.

Tagged by @mundanesalad

Tagging: @vanillaicefeet @naztharune @vultureworth and anybody else who wants to do it!

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Mothman is BACK BITCHES

aaaaaaaaand here come Amazons, I am NOT excited for their new slutty bikinis also THEY have a fucking box???????? The MOTHER BOX?! From the goddamn first age? Why's it called mother box? Is it Hera? WHY IS KRYPTOM ALL UP IN EARTH'S BUSINESS THE FUCK WHO US THUS STEPPE WOLF SHIT THING CALLING THR BOX MOTHER???

I’m watching justice league for the first time and,,,,,

ok did Batman just fight a mothman?

Why the fuck is this burglar getting chummy with batsy?