#hockey videos

[savagegood]

literally who is doing it like gritty, icône de l'extrême gauche américaine?

[matchingbatbites]

Eddie doesn't like sports.

Well, okay, that's not technically true. Growing up in the deep south left him with an ingrained interest in college football that he's not sure he'll ever be able to shake, but at least he can understand that game. He doesn't know a single fucking thing about hockey.

The rest of the guys had been excited when Chrissy said the band had been offered tickets to see the local NHL team. He was upset by how quickly he'd been outnumbered, but the boys had plied him with the promise of violence on ice, and that was enough to sooth the betrayal, at least a little.

Which is how he finds himself here, smushed between Chrissy and Gareth and not really as engaged as he should be, watching a bunch of men run around on the ice - sometimes literally, which is crazy. There has been a little violence though, so that's something at least.

Eddie blinks when Chrissy hands him a small dry erase board and a couple of markers that she pull from her bag. "What's this for?"

"You're famous, Eddie. The arena staff knows we're here, which means we're probably going to be on camera. I figured you could entertain yourself with some appropriate messages. Appropriate," she reiterates, and Eddie grabs at his chest like he's been shot.

"You wound me! As if I would ever deign to flash the cameras with a message that's anything less than the pinnacle of wholesome!"

Chrissy rolls her eyes but smiles - ever used to his dramatics by now - and just turns back to the game. Right, sometimes it's easy to forget that Chrissy is actually a sports person.

Eddie gets to work on his first message, not entirely sure when they're going to be the focus of the large screen above them. Chrissy glances over to see what he's writing and just sighs, and Eddie can't bite back his grin.

It's actually not too long before the announcer mentions something that isn't related to the game, and then-

"With nearly twelve million monthly listeners on Spotify, please welcome local metal band, Corroded Coffin!"

Eddie looks up to see their faces on the screen and grins as he turns his board around, showing off the LOOKIN 4 HUSBAND he's written in block letters. There's a mix of cheers and laughter from the crowd, and Eddie can't help but give a joking wink to the camera before he's laughing as well.

Chrissy smacks him on the arm and says "I can't believe you," but she's smiling as well. Eddie just shrugs and cleans the message from the whiteboard, freeing up space for him to doodle in between catching glances at the game.

It's a little bit later when a big fight breaks out, and a few players from each team are sent to the- box? The box. Eddie watches the big screen as the camera follows one of the players, tracking the man as he steps inside the little booth and rips his helmet off in frustration and- holy shit.

The guy is fucking stunning; his jaw, his nose, his sweat-damp hair and the beauty marks scattered across his skin like stars. Eddie wants to get closer, wants to know the color of his eyes and smooth the crease between his brows, wants to shove his fingers into that pretty, pink mouth-

And then the camera changes, going back to the players on the ice, and Eddie blinks like he's been released from a spell. He turns to Chrissy, one hand grabbing at her arm as he says "Who the fuck was that guy?"

Chrissy glances at him but keeps most of her attention on the game. "Harrington? He's literally the captain of our team, Eddie. I know you're not super into this, but that's kind of a hard thing to miss."

The man huffs a little as he releases Chrissy's arm. "I know literally jack-shit about this game, Chrissy, nothing is hard to miss."

Eddie takes the chance to re-write his white board before turning it to face outward, hoping that some cameraman will take pity on him and put him back on screen. He's not sure how long Harrington has in what is essentially timeout, but Eddie keeps his eyes on him all the same, glad that they're actually not too far away from the box.

It's a couple of minutes later when the announcer says "Looks like our friends Corroded Coffin have another message, this time for team captain Steve Harrington," and Eddie doesn't need to look to know that the screen is showing his new sign: #14 U R PRETTY. DATE?

He sees Harrington - Steve - look up, and watches as the frustration melts from his face, only for the prettiest pink blush to spread across his cheeks and ears. The guy laughs - and christ, Eddie didn't think he could get any more beautiful, but here he is - and doesn't hesitate to nod, even makes a little call me motion like he knows Eddie's watching him.

Eddie beams and nods back, laughs when the other player in the box shoves Steve playfully and makes a comment that deepens the blush on his face. He gets a couple of shoves and smacks from his own friends and a bewildered "I can't believe you just did that!" from Gareth.

Chrissy leans into him as he cleans the board again. "Hockey's not so boring now, is it?" she says, and Eddie can't help but agree, his eyes never leaving the ice - leaving Steve - for the rest of the game.

[babyanimalgifs]

Not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one, not that one, THAT ONE!! 

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[endeus]

macklin celebrini is told the story of the dick trick and laughs so hard he honks.

video description under the cut

Video Description: Macklin Celebrini, wearing casual clothing and holding a microphone, sits across a table from the two hosts of the Empty Netters podcast. On one side of the video, there is a table of contents, the Empty Netters logo, and the logo of a gambling company. The table of contents reads "Intro/Nicknames; Prep School; Repping Canada; B.U.; Jumbo Joe; First NHL Game; First NHL Goal; Pass, Shoot, Score." "Jumbo Joe" is highlighted.

Host 1: it's written, it's written, but-- someone's interviewing Hertl. And they're like, "Do you think it was at all disrespectful to score your fourth goal like that?" like-- Tomas is a rookie.

MC: Yeah.

H1: So he's kinda like "Jesus Christ," and Joe hears it and leans in and he was like, "Hey, have you ever played?" and the guy's like "No, I did not" and he was like [incredulously] "If- If I scored four goals in an NHL game I would pull my cock out and I would stroke it."

[Macklin Celebrini and Host 2 break into laughter.]

H1 [over their laughter]: And he like looks back, he goes-- he doubles down and he goes... "and stroke it."

[Macklin Celebrini laughs again]

H2: Hits him again, dude.

H1: Fucking incredible

MC: See, I can just-- I can picture him saying that.

[Hosts break into excited agreement, cut off by the video ending.]

End Description

[mattymartin]

↳ WILL & MACKLIN | SHARKS HOLIDAY VIDEO | 12.11.24

[iceisslipperypod]

My husband has been on a big Jim Steinman kick lately, and I'm always on my hockey bullshit, so this is exactly what I needed today.

They don't do romance like this anymore.

[true-bean]

Proposal at the Boston Fleet vs Montreal Victoire PWHL game May 4, 2024

[puckinghischier]

https://x.com/43wrlds/status/1866660406996922856?s=46&t=dNjN3P3l9ynf4YvTKtOKVA

he’s so enthusiastic it’s…unsettling (i’m kidding i love it)

also hearing how clearly he enunciates everything is always so odd to me bc like…i know he was raised all over the place but mostly in michigan/canada, but sometimes i forget people actually enunciate when they speak 😭

i know that sounds so weird but being from the south it sometimes sounds fake when i hear people talk so clearly like he does in this video

[cryinginthedeep]

matthew tkachuk - florida!!! (also uploading on tiktok later, might be the first and last vid i'll ever post there lmao)

[scoringeffects]

connor mcdavid experiencing joy as a ping pong ball

[ruinix]

... i got a lot of things to say... some of them are: STOP TOUCHING QUINN. QUINN IS HOT. QUINN IS SERVING. No need to FIGHT HIM UGH.

THEY ARE INNOCENT

(Full clip here) (Vancouver Canucks @ Washington Capitals, January 8, 2025)

[everything-your-missing]

Love that Quinny is the last one down the tunnel after a loss. That’s our Captain 🫡

Truly a class act, he even shut the door 🥺

Canucks v. Lightning

[ohmypuckingod]

On Top of the World | Devils Now

[mattymartin]

↳ NATE IS GIFTED HIS HEADSHOT ON NEXT GEN NIGHT | COL v. MTL | 1.4.25

[nylwnder]

dear god, i must confess, my pussy hit the best

[those-who-stay]

luke hughes in stanta claus is comin' to town