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happy happy birthday joey🤍🤍
#little goalie with little goalies#candles and cake my brother#more life joseph🙏🏽#happy 365 king#pookie bear#joseph woll#maple leafs#toronto maple leafs#leafs lb#hockey
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ZOO WEE MAMA
WHATEVER YOU SAY CAKE BOSS
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sully’s 400th win gift 🎂
#this was the first thing i saw upon waking up#let sully eat cake off his cake#apologies to everyone but especially beau#hmm#belly#sidney crosby#pittsburgh penguins#mike sullivan#hockey
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when the obsession is mutual
#the mighty ducks#bankshall#adam banks#jesse hall#OR!#adam “my two greatest loves are hockey and jesse hall” banks#AND!#jesse “cake-eater is my main priority” hall#new year new bankshall gifset#i always love dwayne's confused little “why are YOU here” face#angry adam is hilarious actually
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i need hockey back bc im tired of people posting other athletes asses and going "that ass 🍑 😩" and its absolutely nothing a random fourth liner couldnt upstage
#not to bodyshame! but shut UP he does not have an ass get a grip man#john carlson could fucking body slam that little pastry boy#'he would NOT say that' but its 'he does NOT have an ass that good' and im sick and tired of pretending he does#thats not cake that is barely a cookie#this is about f1 you are all delusional#hockey#i have to be a hater im sorry
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HAPPY QUINN DAY!!!
happy birthday quinnifer, you deserve the world and more 😌♥️
#alliyaps#can’t believe sweet boy is 25#i hope he gets so much love today#i want to bake him a cake#hockey#nhl#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks
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(Re)training
#adventure time#fionna and cake#fionna the human#finn the human#fionna campbell#finn mertens#wouldve loved to see them interact ngl#but one can dream#I imagine fionna not being as buff simply was bcause she lost the Magic Adventure Exp in the years of living in Normal World jasjhs#otherwise she wouldve grown up to be Big Buff Lady#easier to do when youre literally fighting for your life almost daily#compared to say being a lifeguard for a bit or playing hockey
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I think my favourite hockey fact of all time is that a lot of NHL players have to get pants specially made for them because they’re just that thicc
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Tbh the biggest part of my firm belief that Kyle should be shorter is that you don't get an ass like that on guys who are 5'11. He should max out at 5'7
#Kyle Rayner#waiting for someone to pull up pics of a hockey player or something to prove me wrong#but all the guys i know with absurd cakes are also short. something something weight and bone density and muscle structure. something
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happy birthday pookie🫶🫶🥹big 20!!!
#everyone say happy birthday#like rn or else#20?? he’s literally a baby#birthday present is a spot on the roster dpwm#get him a little cake#fraser minten#maple leafs#toronto maple leafs#leafs lb#hockey
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We can’t start our game day without some Coffee Cake. 🐶☕️🍰
#carter hart#hartsy#nick seeler#seel team#garnet hathaway#owen tippett#tippy#coffee cake#philadelphia flyers#flyers hockey#flyers lb#nhl#hockey
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Okay you did Trevor now do Jamie. Please 🍰
― Longing, Czesław Miłosz
I know nothing about this man but he's got a kind face. @hard4softthings how did I do?
#I spent more time trying to figure out what the slice of cake emoji meant than trying to find a picture to go w the poem#admittedly#jamie drysdale#anaheim ducks#hockey poems
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✨i’m losing it, all i get is jealousy, jealousy ✨
#the mighty ducks#charlie conway#adam banks#and a little#jesse hall#because i do be pushing the 9line agenda always!#me: did you know jealousy jealousy by olivia rodrigo is a song about hockey boys and classism#this started out as a joke#but i think it would make for an interesting dynamic#i'm clearing out my drafts!#but while i'm here#it's really so interesting#how adam changed for the better#going from that 'i'm better than you' hawk mentality to being humbled#and how jesse changed for the better#going from 'cake-eater (derogatory)' to 'cake-eater (affectionate)' because he realized not all rich people are terrible#and charlie just did the opposite and regressed???#literally went from 'let's give bombay & banks a chance :)' to 'eat the rich i hate all y'all preppies'#and i get it's because they needed a conflict and classism is a big part of d1's storyline#but damn charlie tell us what happened between age 12 and 14#like ok#realistically i still think it's because they just gave him half of jesse's personality#to give him that role of a leader he never was in d1/d2#but obviously they weren't gonna point that out in the movie#but i wish they'd at the very least explored charlie's sudden resentment#and the conflict between adam and charlie#instead of having them fight and then make up(?) without as much as a talk!!#i think there's a lot of things d3 got right#but even more that they got wrong#ok this turned into me rambling
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HOOOOOOLY SHIT..okay. thank fuck
4.3 ⭐ / 5 ⭐
im giving it a bonus boost bc i had a bomb ass cake during the game and was lowkey comatose during the third but what are u gonna do? fight me? its my rating i can be as subjective as i want. but speaking of fights- macs fight in the first was so fucking sexy. i love when he makes a man bleed, absolute favorite dog we have. and we also served cunt in the first!!!! 2 ovi goals!!! a cmm goal!!!!! just wish we had carried that momentum throughout the whole thing- but shit we got a protas goal and a dowder eng so im glad for the 2 points even if it wasnt the most stylish <3 eat dirt lavi
#caps lb#hockey#i am very tired rn dont even @ me#and that cake WAS good so I'm giving it points#i can do what i want
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Here’s to all you’ve done for us and to Many more as a New York Ranger!!! Thank you, Chris Kreider!
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Does anyone wish to join me in forcing Nolan into a hockey retirement home?
Like come on peepaw "I don't love gritty" yeah yeah come take your meds
Im thinking a Gritty themed retirement party while we are at it!
#nolan running from allegations since day 1#someone needs to get that dude a gritty cake as his official retirement celebratory cake#no one gonna mention the hockey player x mascot lover lore??#gritty n nolan was a enemies to lovers trope#nolan patrick#philidelphia flyers#flyers#nolpat#nhl#gritty#dec '23 subs#retirement
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