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wollerjoseph · 8 months ago

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happy happy birthday joey🤍🤍

#little goalie with little goalies #candles and cake my brother #more life joseph🙏🏽#happy 365 king #pookie bear #joseph woll #maple leafs #toronto maple leafs #leafs lb #hockey

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thornescratch · 1 month ago

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Marty getting the chain for riding to Roy's rescue is very touching but the Caps social media admin choosing to zoom in on Ovi's double-cheeked up walk is also very valid.

#Just a lotta cake there on a Saturday night #I applaud Ovi's commitment to flesh colored leggings for that naked even when he's not naked look #These motherfuckers love nothing more than barking and yelling SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH at each other.#Alexander Ovechkin #Martin Fehervary #Jakub Chyrchrun #Postgame hijinks #Hockey junk in the trunk #Washington Capitals

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cixrosie · 9 months ago

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ZOO WEE MAMA

WHATEVER YOU SAY CAKE BOSS

#nhl #hockey #new jersey devils #nico hischier #CAKE BOSS

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gaffney · 1 year ago

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when the obsession is mutual

#the mighty ducks #bankshall #adam banks #jesse hall #OR!#adam “my two greatest loves are hockey and jesse hall” banks #AND!#jesse “cake-eater is my main priority” hall #new year new bankshall gifset #i always love dwayne's confused little “why are YOU here” face #angry adam is hilarious actually

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highabovethecloudssomewhere · 2 months ago

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I had to design a fictional high school hockey team as part of a flash fiction/flash art challenge I’m putting myself through and since I’m not allowed to get attached to them I figured I’d share them here. I only gave myself 30 minutes per design but still I think this was the most art I’ve done in a single day

#cloud rambles #cloud draws #ice on the cake #I’m not allowed to get attached to them but I do like these morons #it’s a great way to practice character writing and character design if you’re able to let them go #hockey #art #ocs #ice on the cake ocs #if manuscripts are a lovingly put-together five course meal #then flash fiction is the best taco truck taco you’ve had in your entire life on a roadtrip in the middle of nowhere #that you’ll never eat again #and it’s great practice

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anxsity · 1 year ago

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i need hockey back bc im tired of people posting other athletes asses and going "that ass 🍑 😩" and its absolutely nothing a random fourth liner couldnt upstage

#not to bodyshame! but shut UP he does not have an ass get a grip man #john carlson could fucking body slam that little pastry boy #'he would NOT say that' but its 'he does NOT have an ass that good' and im sick and tired of pretending he does #thats not cake that is barely a cookie #this is about f1 you are all delusional #hockey #i have to be a hater im sorry

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puckinghischier · 5 months ago

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HAPPY QUINN DAY!!!

happy birthday quinnifer, you deserve the world and more 😌♥️

#alliyaps #can’t believe sweet boy is 25 #i hope he gets so much love today #i want to bake him a cake #hockey #nhl #quinn hughes #vancouver canucks

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lillylunala · 1 year ago

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(Re)training

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna the human #finn the human #fionna campbell #finn mertens #wouldve loved to see them interact ngl #but one can dream #I imagine fionna not being as buff simply was bcause she lost the Magic Adventure Exp in the years of living in Normal World jasjhs #otherwise she wouldve grown up to be Big Buff Lady #easier to do when youre literally fighting for your life almost daily #compared to say being a lifeguard for a bit or playing hockey

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andtheflameswenthigher · 6 months ago

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I think my favourite hockey fact of all time is that a lot of NHL players have to get pants specially made for them because they’re just that thicc

#thank you lexie brown for this information #these boys have CAKE #hockey #nhl

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ragdollcraig · 27 days ago

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HAPPY 23rd BIRTHDAY TO HUSAND

These are 21/2,346

#new york rangers #hockey #will cuylle #nhl #nhl players #rangers lb #happy birthday #his pretty pink tip #Stack a cake on there #Eat cupcakes off of it #On him #Literally just any dirty thought

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wollerjoseph · 8 months ago

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happy birthday pookie🫶🫶🥹big 20!!!

#everyone say happy birthday #like rn or else #20?? he’s literally a baby #birthday present is a spot on the roster dpwm #get him a little cake #fraser minten #maple leafs #toronto maple leafs #leafs lb #hockey

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wtfuckevenknows · 3 months ago

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A very sophisticated boy, not helping me write Christmas cards tho 🙃🤣

#Christmas music blasting #Punsch drinking #Lebkuchen cake eating #all very wholesome #and the hockey is gonna ruin the mood later 😂😂😂

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kiseiakhun · 9 months ago

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Tbh the biggest part of my firm belief that Kyle should be shorter is that you don't get an ass like that on guys who are 5'11. He should max out at 5'7

#Kyle Rayner #waiting for someone to pull up pics of a hockey player or something to prove me wrong #but all the guys i know with absurd cakes are also short. something something weight and bone density and muscle structure. something

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morgansyorkie · 1 year ago

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