#hockey shitpost

[captain-bubble-wrap]

Guys, should I do it? Just because? 🙂‍↕️

[ruinix]

Lanki is Black Widow?!

from Getty (Darcy Finley) (Vancouver Canucks @ Winnipeg Jets, Jan 14, 2025)

[theoetterotter]

Tryna watch the fucking Utah game and all they talk about is C*nnor B*dard and his twink ass.

Shut the fuck!!!!! ABSOLUTELY SHUT!!!! I don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

gonna put the progress of this thing in its own post

so we start with references

then i figure out my layouts and start sketchin, putting the text down first after initial drafting

then i gotta fully flesh out all of the illustrative bits with pencil sketching. we got the holy gritty with his holy hockey staff and flyers pendant, little bits of orange dashed onto there, designing the flyers logo wherever i can

then we get black inking on there, bit more orange as well. normally i get kinda heartbroken when I smear a bit of ink here or there by mistake, even patch to fix mistakes sometimes.

But I'm gonna be real. The small blots match too well with the overall energy of the piece

the next image will be the fully completed piece!

[scholliski]

I like to think that Nora based the whole ‘ravens being a massive front for the Yakuza’ on that one NHL team that did actually turn out to be a front for the Japanese mafia to launder money 💀

[ijustdontlikepeople]

NHL x Internet 9/?

[tooblindtizzy]

from the floor of my mind

[netscapenavigator-official]

H E L P

[dcgritty]

none of my teams are playing today have some nhl x internet

[cashmere-caveman]

apparently ive had this in my drafts long enough that trouba isnt even a ranger anymore so time to exorcise this

[captain-bubble-wrap]

Realizing I've been to more hockey games than dates in the past year...🙂‍↕️

Dates: 0 Hockey games: 8

[ruinix]

Huggy, it's not the time for a beer!

(Kidding ofc 😅 Reviewing my clip to make gifs then i thought i was imagining things (well i am) that huggy was holding--appeared to be holding--a beer, but it's just this! Then i cackled. 🤣🤣🤣 i keep trying to post it but it won't, so i put a sticker to "censor" it THEN it worked! I guess I am now a trickster for tricking this app--)

[puckpocketed]

wont lie when i first heard about hockey cards as a hobby i was imagining a card game situation in the same vein as mtg or yu gi oh. anyway how many stars does willyek have and what type is he (trick question .hes a trap card) (when you gain possession behind the net activate Slippy Pete/Effect: opponents ankles break for 2 turns, summon one (1) 🦈 William Eklund ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️, on your next turn draw one (1) Cut Back and one (1) Slot Pass)

[ijustdontlikepeople]

NHL x internet 7/?

[dcgritty]

happy happy holidays! have another nhl x internet

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[captain-bubble-wrap]

Backwards hat! Backwards hat! Backwards hat!