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your-hockey-mom · 2 days ago

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My baby boys!

#aren't they adorable?#connor bedard #kevin korchinski #chicago blackhawks #nhl #hockey shitpost #hockey shit post

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theoetterotter · 1 month ago

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Tryna watch the fucking Utah game and all they talk about is C*nnor B*dard and his twink ass.

Shut the fuck!!!!! ABSOLUTELY SHUT!!!! I don't care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#utah hockey club #connor bedard #nhl #hockey #chicago blackhawks #Blackhawks #shut the fuck up #shitpost #hockey shitpost #nick speaks

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theshitpostcalligrapher · 1 year ago

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gonna put the progress of this thing in its own post

so we start with references

then i figure out my layouts and start sketchin, putting the text down first after initial drafting

then i gotta fully flesh out all of the illustrative bits with pencil sketching. we got the holy gritty with his holy hockey staff and flyers pendant, little bits of orange dashed onto there, designing the flyers logo wherever i can

then we get black inking on there, bit more orange as well. normally i get kinda heartbroken when I smear a bit of ink here or there by mistake, even patch to fix mistakes sometimes.

But I'm gonna be real. The small blots match too well with the overall energy of the piece

the next image will be the fully completed piece!

#calligraphy #shitpost #gritty #long post #illuminated manuscript #hockey

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scholliski · 2 months ago

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I like to think that Nora based the whole ‘ravens being a massive front for the Yakuza’ on that one NHL team that did actually turn out to be a front for the Japanese mafia to launder money 💀

#tampa bay lightning you will always be famous #I know she’s a big hockey fan and as a big hockey fan I can just tell it wasn’t a coincidence 😭😭#aftg #all for the game #andrew minyard #neil josten #the foxhole court #andreil #tfc #all for the gay #aftg shitpost #shitpost #TSC #the sunshine court #1k

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netscapenavigator-official · 1 year ago

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H E L P

#shitpost #shit post #meme #memes #twitter #screenshot #nhl #nhl hockey #pride #ao3 #lgbt #lgbtq #lesbian #gay #bi #bisexual #trans #transgender #mpreg

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ijustdontlikepeople · 7 months ago

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NHL x internet 7/?

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your-hockey-mom · 26 days ago

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Hallow•Quinn

#for our dearest haunted boy #I seriously love him SO MUCH #I pray he never sees these posts...#ever #quinn hughes #Vancouver canucks #hockey shitpost #shitpost #nhl

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purecommemasolitude · 5 months ago

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The H in hockey stands for Hell. The O in hockey stands for “Oh God please no”. The C in hockey stands for Cursed by malevolent beings. The K in hockey stands for Killing myself. The E in hockey stands for “EEEEEE” (sound my tv makes after I punch through it in anger). The Y in hockey stands for the word it sounds like, which I ask myself as I stare into space in despair

#this post is a lie I didn’t watch the game on tv #I listened to it on the computer #but one of those options is much less universal than the other #anyway having a normal one tonight lads.#og #i am in a very weird area of my head right now and it’s apparently resulting in sad shitposting #hockey #edmonton oilers #oilers lb #<- this is because of tonight’s events but honestly it holds universal applicability

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straightupjorking · 3 months ago

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My dog reminds me of Connor Bedard because no matter where she is, she always stands like she doesn’t quite feel comfortable existing.

#straight up jorking it #eepyposting #shitpost #meme #nhl #hockey #Canada #connor bedard #chicago #chicago blackhawks

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your-hockey-mom · 7 days ago

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🎄Early Season's Greetings

#marc andre fleury #connor bedard #quinn hughes #linus ullmark #jeremy swayman #chicago blackhawks #minnesota wild #boston bruins #vancouver canucks #hockey shitpost

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mongoosechasingpucks · 9 days ago

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text from post by @pointnclick

#idk i just thought it was funny #hockey poetry #...kinda #u get the vision #shitposting #quinn hughes #it was genuinely difficult to find pictures of him not looking like a sad wet cat

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dicenete · 7 months ago

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I could explain this. Under the cut. But it is lovely to see that there is others who think Chev and Gilbert should kiss each other. <3 Thank you for all your kind words ^^

I was drawing that Gilbert x Chev art, in the initial sketch there was Gilbert's cane. It was very rough. My partner came talk to me, he saw the sketch and he asked: "why that guy has a hockey stick? Is that your Teemu Selänne * OC or something?" I laughed my ass off. So I had to do this 15min sketch of Gilbert playing hockey. *Famous hockey player from Finland.

#shitpost #meme drawing #gilbert von obsidian #chevalier michel #Ikemen prince #This probably only makes me laugh #It is very rough #done in 15mins #I know nothing about hockey

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nicowdc · 9 months ago

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hockey players (mostly jack...) as random msgs !! 🙈

(+my first hockey post!!