#hobmurphy

[avelera]

(With thanks to @fishfingersandscarves for the art, originally posted here!)

Joke's On You (I'm Into That) by Avelera Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling Additional Tags: Betaed, Explicit Sexual Content, Explicit Language, Bets & Wagers, Under-negotiated Kink, Dark Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Fuckboi Hob Gadling, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane, Humor, Sexual Humor, Sex, The Dreaming Realm (The Sandman), Tudor Era, Hate Sex, Enemies to Lovers Summary: At the 1589 meeting, Hob is unwilling to let his stranger’s attention wander so easily. Not after Hob held off on his own marriage just for the chance to ask for his stranger’s hand instead. Dream does not take this proposal well. Disgusted by how Hob has squandered his immortality with the vulgar pursuit of wealth, he sets out to prove that Hob could never hope to endure the horrors of courting the King of Nightmares. OR That time Hob pissed Dream off so badly it started a sex competition between them in the Dreaming. With both of them too proud, pissed off, and horny to back down, things get weird very quickly.

--- It's finally posted! At least, the first chapter. Welcome to my silly, messed up, and very very smutty "What if Hob and Dream got together in 1589 (by pissing each other off so badly they started a sex competition)?" fic! It's very weird! Very kinky! And it's got about 45,000 words written at the time of posting! I do hope you all enjoy but PLEASE be mindful of all tags as they're added, the author notes, and your own experience!

[lenreli]

I wanna feel myself denied

Dreamling, Explicit, 4.5k!

After the events in a pocket realm with Hob and another version of him, Dream copes. (Not that well.)

Excerpt: 

Dream bites his lip, unable to take his mind away from the pocket realm he was in.

“Hey, uh, boss?”

About the way Hob, his own Hob, not the other one, slightly out of phase as another Dream and his Hob interacted―

“Boss?”

There was the jealousy he felt, at seeing another Dream kiss Hob so brashly, so sure, the sadness as Hob seemed to submit, going along with it. Even thinking about it now, he feels all twisted and hot.

“Boss! Half of the Dreaming is all twisted like roller coaster tracks! What the fuck!!”

And even out-of-phase, Hob seemed to find them, eyes dark as they stared up at him while the other Dream pulled him to the floor, white hands roving over him, as Hob moans and whines, on the other Dream’s lap―

>>>AO3<<<

[hikaruchen]

🥺 I’m so grateful to see this dreamling comic is still getting attention!! Although one year has passed it’s still and will always be the work I’m proudest of, and drawing these is one of the best things I’ve ever done.

Saw someone in tags said they wish to print these so I uploaded them to Inprnt in case there’s anybody wishing to do that!! I really appreciate it if there is someone who likes them enough to want to have a copy at home❤️ There are also SIX (Katherine Howard), The Last Kingdom (Alhtred) and Jujutsu Kaisen (Satosugu) fanarts in my gallery, you can get them in 30% off now. Check them out at my shop!

Looking forward to s2 I miss dreamling so much ahhhhhhhhhh

Miracle Happens After Dawn

And the progress after two months’ hard working!

[dailydreamling]

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[anabimelo]

my tags are not working but here they are cuz I love them.

[veslyn]

A date between Morpheus and his favorite human.

[familiar-anonymous]

Dream: I see you have taken graffiti as a hobby.

Hob: Well, I had to do it so that my one true love could find his way back to me.

Dream: Is that why you write "H+D" everywhere? What does it mean?

Hob: ...

Hob: Hopelessly dense.

[avelera]

Banana Daiquiris (4277 words) by Avelera Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Sandman (Comics), The Sandman (TV 2022) Relationships: Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling Summary: Set during the events of Hob Gadling's trip to the Renaissance Faire in "The Wake". Hob falls asleep at the Renaissance Faire and dreams of a beach. His dead friend, Dream, is there, and so his brother, Destruction. Except Dream, it turns out, is not dead and Hob is not dreaming but is, in fact, really on a beach on the other side of the world. This is a hell of a thing to have to explain to his (probably soon-to-be-ex) girlfriend.

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Hey all! I wrote a short (for me) joke-y Retired Dream AU fic because the concept made me ugly laugh and I thought I'd share it with you all! Hope you enjoy!

[bloodbatty]

WHAT. IT WAS 'HOBMURPHY'?? (Honesty bring that back, that's funny)

Making a list of unappealing alternative names for dreamling. I am having a fun time.

[doitforstamets]

[asssneksual]

I feel like it should be mentioned that the two longest slowburn ships i know and like are both by neil gaiman, immortal, gay but in a “at least one of them is a genderless entity who presents as male” and have a shipname with husbands and are british/have british accents

[hikaruchen]

Hob Gadling has a friend who once accidentally became his TA…

[freddyfagzbear]

Queers find other queers and seeing how in The Sandman, Dream has known A. The Corinthian (has literally only kissed guys onscreen, don't know his sexuality for sure tho) B. Alex Burgess (had a husband) C. Johanna Constantine (has a gf) and D. Desire (nb), it is 100% believable and acceptable for him and Hob Gadling to be in love in this essay I will-

[hiraya-sa-dilim]

morpheus keep your boyfriend off this hellhole he doesn't deserve The Pit 😭😭

ferdiee if you're reading this i'll keep making these you've made us all so happy and i'm glad i could return the favor a little bit tysmm 🤤😘😂

and special endless thanks to @thatbitchdesire for informing my hermit ass + screencapping and making my day-weeks-months

[ash1589]

[youcanseethecosmos]

Okay but... an au with single father morpheus and nanny hob is everything to me. you don't understand.

morpheus, who works his ass off to provide for his three kids (gilbert, gault, corinthian) while mourning the loss of another (orpheus). lucienne is a frequent babysitter but soon morpheus decides he needs someone who's always there. lucienne has other jobs to do than pick his kids up from school, it's not fair to her.

so he puts out a job listing with the help of his assistant matthew because morpheus is shit at new technology. ("why do they keep putting out new models that keep getting thinner? it's unnecessary, matthew. unnecessary and too expensive.") he's desperate, would probably take anyone who didn't seem like a serial killer from their resume at this point.

but no matter how many people he interviews that Could help him, it's his children that matter the most. he's been told children are excellent judges of character and if even One of his kids doesn't like the potential nanny, they're gone. they don't even get a trial run if Gilbert – his eldest and infinitely most reliable – is the one who says "father, i don't like the new nanny." well, that nanny is out the door no questions asked.

enter: hob gadling. his resume is extensive — former veteran, previous personal assistant to some big names, co-founder of a printing business based in Wales, and most recently, a university professor just a few miles away from where Morpheus lives.

morpheus interviews him out of curiosity. how could a man who could do virtually anything want to be a nanny? he's only a few years shy of reaching tenure too, why stop now? and hob surprises him by saying that life's too precious and short to limit oneself to one thing.

"plus, i had a son once."

had. not have.

morpheus decides to give him a test run. he's keeping his expectations low. he even braces himself for the storm when he introduces the kids to hob.

surprisingly, it was corinthian who approaches first, barely two years old and wobbling on his feet as he stares up at hob. morpheus is ready to quell a tantrum at a moment's notice. but corinthian just holds his arms up expectantly at hob, a quiet but very demanding "uppies" slipping out from behind his pacifier and morpheus relaxes instantaneously.

"he doesn't like people, mostly." morpheus says, in awe of how naturally hob cradles his youngest son. "he doesn't even ask me to carry him."

then gault asks hob to play with her �� a classic game of heroes and villains. she bestows the treasured identity of The Sandman to Hob, a character she only ever lets morpheus play when he has the time. the mask looks too small on hob and the cape looks like a handkerchief around his neck but hob takes the role very seriously, helping defeat imaginary monsters and nightmares with gault. she smiles so bright that morpheus has to excuse himself from the room to blink away tears.

but it was gilbert who would eventually have the final say. gilbert is kind, so much kinder than morpheus is. but he is protective of his siblings. after orpheus passed, he assumed the role of big brother so easily that morpheus felt guilty for giving him that burden. but gilbert, sweet and kind gilbert, loves his family. could never call his baby siblings a burden.

so when at the end of the day, when all the children were tucked into their little beds by hob and they all got a bedtime story from morpheus, morpheus told hob to stay in the living room while he checked on the kids again. he went to gilbert's room, who was expecting him, and sat down on the edge of his bed.

"well?" morepheus asked, heart beating with nervous anticipation. "what did you think of him?"

gilbert didn't say anything for a while. he just stared at his dad while absentmindedly fiddling with the plush toy raven in his hands. morpheus was prepared for the worst.

but after a bit, gilbert just smiled and said "i think he's good for us."

morpheus had never felt so relieved in his life.

but as he placed a kiss on gilbert's forehead, gilbert surged up to give him a hug. morpheus gathered up his son in his arms and held him tight.

"i think he's good for you too, dad."

so morpheus immediately hires hob as a live-in nanny.

but he can't get gilbert's words out of his head — he's good for you too, dad.