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Already seeing people on tiktok saying “I still hate trump but he ate with this one” like … babes … you just got propagandized … that’s literally exactly what he created this situation in the hopes you would say …

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have you ever had a genuine crush* on a mutual?

*(in this case, a “crush” could be romantic, queerplatonic, or any other form of intense attraction)

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we Need more characters in media who are disabled just because their body did that. having disabled characters at all is so rare and usually they were injured in some disaster and they Should still exist but like !! as someone who slowly became disabled for no apparent reason. i want character like me, too

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are you frequently overstimulated?

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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what is HAPPENING

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hank green's 2025 bingo card is gonna make me pass out

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I just saw a DNI for "evil intentions". nobody puts up a warding talisman anymore just a fucking DNI

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cant believe you forgot the irish lesbian assassins!

correction: one of them is irish, the other is welsh

I really feel like this website is sleeping on Black Doves. It's got everything: Spies! Conspiracies! Keira Knightly! Ben Whishaw! They are best friends! They do murder! There are cool POC characters! It passes the bechdel test! The plot is nonsensical! The script is dogshit! The acting is amazing! Ben Whishaw is a hit man and has a gay romance with the softest of all soft boys! No gay people die! Keira Knightly acts like a posh bitch but is secretly not that posh! Keira Knightly successfully pivots into her Liam Neeson action era! She gets covered in blood (hot)! Ben Whishaw (spoilers) shields his soft boy boyfriend from seeing bad things (also hot)! There are Christmas lights and it's surprisingly festive! Its dumb as fuck and kind of a great time!

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nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problême

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i love how we were scared theyd go full hetero for wicked but the movie turned out to be gayer than the play, and then the deleted scenes come out and it turns out it couldve been gayer somehow.

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just saw the wicked film so gonna talk about my favourite bits :)

some spoilers below

i cried when the munchkins had glinda torch the wicked witch thing. like noo thats her gf :(

when i heard cynthia singing for the first time- if i werent already gay i wouldve becomr so right there and then

i'd heard this fiyero was very flirty with both men and women. but nothing, NOTHING couldve prepared me for the utter cunt and bisexuality that man emitted. he even had me, an ace lesbian, whipped

holy fuck i gasped when kristen and idina appeared. and they started singing a part of elphie's and glinda's bit in one short day, i cried omfg

jeff goldblum is fucking iconic as the wizard

extra shoutout to:

cynthia being fucking gorgeous

cynthia having the most wonderful voice

fyero's cunt-serving

respectful treatment of wheelchair users :)

nothing could have prepared me for how utterly gay glinda and elphie were in this, and thats coming from someone who has seen the musical live as well as clips from other performances and has been a hardcore shipper since day 1, and id already heard a lot of how gay it was. it was still even gayer than i'd thought/expected

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Everybody stop what you’re doing RIGHT NOW and celebrate the last Out of Touch Thursday of 2020