#hobie things

[spooderpunk]

That's his emotional support punk

[m-oshun]

Hobie

[kidovna]

grabbing lunch from earth-50101 before saving the multiverse🍟

[lildoodlenoodle]

Have we talked about the Miguel Burger yet?

I just wanna know if it was his idea, if he authorized it, or do the other spiders just think it’s rlly fucking funny and do it to annoy the guy?

I need to know WHY

[mcntsee]

I need someone to explain to me WHY y/n picks outfits like we are playing EPISODE and RAN OUT OF GEMS!?!!?

[yubriamakesart]

I love them both and wish I had a fraction of their self-confidence.

[t0bey]

Hobie. Hobes. Hobers

[tortol]

with great power comes no future

edited the post because i liked the other version better :) here’s the og

[spidertams]

Posting some old TASM doodles since it’s Andrew Garfield’s birthday :) he’ll always be my favorite Peter

[spoopdeedoop]

real friends have weird greetings that usually involve hitting each other

[spooderpunk]

Indiana Jones is Hobies guilty pleasure movie and I think he and Noir should binge watch them together

[whaliiwatching]

diagnoses u with fanfic tags

yeah i caved. welcome spideysona

their universe is 1990s san francisco. by day they work as a struggling writer for the bugle, sort of following in the footsteps of (movie-adjacent) eddie brock; by night they’re spider-scrawl, fighting systemic injustice, writers’ block, and the occasional mad scientist invention. his world is less rife with supernatural evils than most, but he’s also fucking with the government and corporations and all, so it balances out

their unique thing is that they have, like, shitty meta clairvoyance in the form of inherently understanding tropes, clichés, story structure, etc. like if cinemasins/wins were a superhero. they were approached to join the society because miguel thought they’d be chill or even helpful with canon events—unfortunately scribble here is not whatsoever into following rigid plot structure for the sake of unnecessary thematic suffering, saw the plot twist a miles away, and peaced. but not before snagging a day pass so they could watch atsv in person

they never take off their mask, and no one knows their name—he says it’s because he doesn’t want to lose his identity in a sea of spider-people, leading most to theorize that san-fran-spidey is some flavor of peter parker, but who’s to say for sure? the doylist reason, which he is in fact aware of, is that i don’t know either lol

[mattelektras]

it's a metaphor for capitalism.

[taehyunghobi]

boyfriend vibes 🐿️💕 (1/∞)

[robosuta]

Everyone moved on but I'm still stuck at Hobie being mayday's #1 enabler

[azuremist]

So apparently Hobie’s best friend in the comics is a queer Native American whose superhero alias is CAPTAIN ANARCHY