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[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price

[taxonomicons]

What We Do In The Shadows Episodes that I wish existed [ Part 1 ]

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Nandor the Relentfull

Colin Robinson makes “Opposite Day” real to convince Nandor to relent. When he does the vampires take advantage of his newfound kindness.

Batshit Crazy

Laszlo gets the “batshits” and can’t turn back into a human, unfortunately batshits are highly contagious.

Gadgets and Gizmos

Guillermo replaces himself with a mannequin wearing glasses in order to attend his sisters baby shower. Nandor makes a confession and the Nadja doll makes a new friend.

Where Wolves?

Nadja’s latest project requires a werewolf tail, but the only way to get one is to be courted by a werewolf during a full moon.

The Lion, the Witch, and the War

The vampires put on a puppet play about Nandor’s favorite war during a dark rainy night.

Oh Fuck! My Guy!

Laszlo, Nadja, the Guide, and Colin Robinson get stuck in an escape room overnight while Guillermo is sick with the flu. Nandor insists on caring for him until he’s better.

A Normal Human Show

An undercover mission forces the household to all take on human personas. Jackie Daytona returns with his new friends Mosquito Larry and Natasia Demetriou.

Gargilo the Hideous

The worlds most beautiful vampire must be put into witness protection by the Staten Island Vampiric Council, her looks prove to be a major distraction.

Doctor What?

The vampires visit the Staten Island Institute of Medicine to try and find a cure for fang rot. Nadja reconnects with an old friend.

Colin “Danger” Robinson

Colin invents a daredevil stunt persona while Nadja accidentally becomes president of the local elementary school parents association.

Battle of the (Hus) Bands

Newly divorced Nandor must fake his marital status to help Laszlo compete in the musical competition “Battle of the Husbands” unfortunately he didn’t tell his fake new spouse, Guillermo.

[minotaurs-my-beloved]

Werewolf boyfriend pissing on you as a mark of his ownership😵‍💫😵‍💫

[t3acupz]

no one told me that positive comments on your fics are like crack

[fyodior]

chuuya

[pearlsinmyhair]

tender

miguel brainrot. suggestive.

there’s something about miguel when he’s sleepy. he never relaxes, not truly. he’ll soften, but there’s always a wall. but when he’s sleepy? he’s not awake enough to feel defensive.

so you often wake up to slow kisses on your shoulder, hands on your hips gentle rolling you over onto your back. sunlight comes through the window, sillouetting his bed hair perfectly. you have half the mind to run your fingers through it when he suddenly pulls off the covers. you shiver, goosebumps running across your bare skin as the cold of the room hits you. but miguel’s gentle grip on your hips keeps you from squirming, and the kisses that he presses to your body in a trail downwards chases the biting cold away.

it doesn’t always escalate; sometimes he just feels like worshiping you, making sure you feel loved. but this morning, he woke with an urge, and he’ll do anything to satisfy his craving for you.

he pauses, resting his cheek against your stomach to look up at you, watching how you fluster and bite your lip. he smirks, pressing a kiss to your belly before he shifts down the bed and puts his mouth right where you need him.

masterlists.

[lockhartandlych]

I've been fantasizing about lying against a robot. Strong metal arms wrapped around me, my ear pressed against their chest, listening to the warm hum of their reactor and the chittering of their circuits. Feeling their joints creak as they turn to look at me with a possessive spark in their oculars. Touching their head to mine in the facsimile of a kiss as I fall into a slumber.

[honeyxmonkey]

Douxie gets migraines (sometimes magically induced, sometimes its just chronic)

Carter shutting the lights off and closing the curtains and then climbing into the bed to gently massage Douxie’s temples to help

"Do you want some Aspirin or something?"

"Mmph."

"Aw, baby ☹️🥺"

Carter gently kisses Douxie’s forehead and temples and they lay there in silence because noises = more headache

[aztarion]

ok when i was romancing elton in book of hungry names i was imagining theo/wylls voice tha whole time

[pedgito]

Joseph Quinn at SFM6 (People Convention)

[tanithias-art-blog]

Dawnguard Talvas 07-13-2023

Damn, this mer looks good in Dawnguard armor. (Well, until you put the stupid helmet on him.) That high collar with his little chinstrap beard... edible. Thirst-inducing. lol I'm completely normal about Talvas.

[ferocityh]

What I love about LOTR is the fact that the men are so gentle with each other. We got tears, hugs, platonic love confessions and just gentleness (like - look at Aragorn???).

The fact also that Viggo Mortensen (Aragorn) and Sean Bean (Boromir) were both over 40 during casting and filming just amplifies the rarity of this gentleness in their characters. I am quite sure if LOTR was made today both of them would have been casted by men in their younger 30s just to add an element of wannabe Hollywood good looks. [Just look at what disaster was tried to be made during the Hobbit franscise and the sexy dwarves]

The whole franscise is just so.... healing.

[spideyhexx]

HE DID THE CALVIN KLINE AD JEREMY ALLEN WHITE DID

HEHEHHE YES

[shannonallaround]

That moment when you’re in the middle of making a complicated comic and then halfway through you wanna completely change the dialogue and plot

[haleigh-sloth]

I've been thinking about what Ochako meant when she still has to talk about love with Toga and at first I thought it was just to get her attention but what if it's something along the lines of Ochako finally saying out loud that she's let go of Deku and is focusing on herself, her heroism and does a sort of speech on how Toga can be her own person and be loved the way she is. I would love something like that because I've always hated how Ochako and Toga's character plots have been sorta boxed into this love Deku thing

Hmmm, okay I hear what you're saying, like I get where you're coming from. But I can't say I agree.

Saying Ochacko has to ditch her crush so she can focus on herself and her goals is...idk, not a great take? People can still foster relationships while living their lives.

I think this is pretty reductive of what they actually have going on with each other. It's reductive of Toga most of all. But it's kind of a disservice to Ochacko too tbh.

I don't agree that Ochacko is like...cringe or bad for having a crush. I just don't agree that she should have to drop her feelings and "focus on herself" in order to be a valid character with a meaningful arc. Especially because the whole "drop your feelings" take is exactly what Toga struggles with literally her entire arc.

And I mean...their issues aren't literally about Izuku. Toga? She doesn't even know him. Her "crush" on him is very surface level, and the story doesn't try to sugar coat it into something deep. And there isn't anything in the narrative pitting them against each other over him. Like....there is in NO way a love triangle thing going on, and I think it's been made clear that their talk about "love" is more of a talk about values, because that's what Toga wanted to talk to her about during the first war:

If there is anything about Toga that has been consistently shown, it's that she is really envious of people's relationships. She sees Tsu and Ochacko during the camp raid and immediately gets excited over calling Tsu by a "friend only" nickname. She envies their friendship.

She sees Izuku and Ochacko during the licensing exam

—and we even get follow up on it later:

--she's envious of their trust they put in each other. That was also a time when she witnessed Izuku's heroism--which plays a part later since she seeks him out during the final arc for answers.

Toga wants relationships, friendships, connection with people. She's been robbed of those things, and the ones she did have during her school days she was suffocating the whole time, to the point that she eventually snapped, and obviously those relationships weren't strong enough to keep hold after she ran off.

The thing about the TogaChacko dynamic is that they view feelings toward other people opposite. Ochacko shuts them away because she can't let it interfere with her life, it's bad, gotta pretend they're not there. Toga on the other hand views those feelings as something to cherish and as a strength, as she's spent her whole life shutting them away and it just hurt her in the long run.

She is wanting Ochacko to basically admit that shutting feelings away is painful, and to acknowledge Toga's pain for having to do that for so long. She poked the bear during their scuffle during the first war by threatening to take the All Might keychain, and Ochacko obviously reacted, which Toga noticed.

It's the whole internalizing vs externalizing feelings debacle. Which one is gonna win (both sides need to be understood). Ochacko is valid for wanting to not make her crush a priority over school and her job as a hero in training, just as Toga is valid for wanting to have relationships in the first place.

And on the note of how Ochacko shouldn't have to drop her crush, Toga shouldn't have to drop her feelings. The whole point is for Toga to stop hating herself. She's been demonized because of how her quirk mixes with her emotions and how it has manifested in a harmful way toward others. She wasn't demonized for having a crush on someone. The quirk issue is what made it a problem.

The other reason I simply just don't agree that it's been boxed in to revolve around Izuku is because Toga reached out to him for a reason other than romance. Like, the boyfriend question was obviously to evoke a reaction. I mean she took it to the extreme right off the bat. But what did she do after?

What did she really want to ask in the first place?

She repeated her question that Ochacko didn't give her a satisfying answer to. So I mean, Toga and Ocha are not about to duke it out over him, nor is their entire fight about to be about him.

Toga wants to know if heroes consider her a person. A person worth saving, a person worthy of relationships, or would they just kill her the way they did Twice.

[xoxratedkitten]

I am once again drooling over the thought of having a mouthful of cock