#Look at how she flirts!!!

[prlssprfctn]

Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 271

“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone. 

“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion. 

Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files. 

“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued. 

“Is he coming to the Manor or…” 

Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”

Now wait one moment-

“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!” 

[cornedbeefhashtags]

🎥

[missobsessedwithaleheather]

This is the Heather Alejandro fell in love with btw

[thebigqueer]

i think vis reaction to sevika being a traitor to vander is so interesting because the strong anger she has implies that sevika must have played a much bigger role in vis life than just some woman who hung around the bar. given how close sevika seems to vander at the start of s1 (considering how she and vander talk to each other like theyve known each other for years, and its clear that sevika has some sort of common presence at the last drop) i wonder if maybe sevikas the closest that vi ever had to a maternal figure. not that i think sevika was a huge presence in vis life but maybe she was more of an aunt-like figure in her life who is distantly there every now and then when vi needed advice. maybe sevikas the one who taught her about periods. maybe sevikas helped her learn how to fight. the potential sevika vi bond is so special and important to me

[trentcrimminallybeautiful]

something something au where recently divorced but still extremely closeted trent walks into a bar owned by beard and frequently bartended by ted

[drinkingdeadpeopletea]

it is so so funny to go back and rewatch the zahra and kash episodes of the original stream with their tlovm characterizations fresh in my mind. in tlovm zahra is like "ugh vox machina 🙄🙄 the twins stole my prize 🙄🙄 vex isn't as hot and charming as she thinks 🙄🙄" and in the stream anytime after her literal first episode she's like "hi vox machina 🥰🥰 hi vex 🥰🥰" and they're all like "HI ZAHRA 🥺🥺🥺🥺" and then she's instantly grabbing her staff to help them kill four dragons.

[miyamiwu]

Li Haoling loves subverting expectations, and we see that it’s even more so in TBHX. So my approach to theorizing stuff now is to always consider the opposite of the most likely popular impression.

Making Shang Chao evil at this point will be just fulfilling the common expectation that the rich friendly love rival is always gonna try to bully the poor male lead in order to get the girl. If that were to happen, then what’s the point of making us love Shang Chao for an entire episode if LH0 is just gonna throw that all out in the final ep of the arc?

Yang Cheng’s arc gets only 3 episodes. Each second matters.

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

I'm not ready to shut up about Aveline and Carver--so, when you go see Aveline in Act 1, you can catch up with her a little bit and that's where this conversation can happen:

Aveline: "It's just one more change, though. The real end for me was Ostagar. What about you, Carver? You were there. Do you feel something similar?" Carver: No. Aveline: All right, then. Bit of a tit, your brother.

I wanted to see what she would say if Carver isn't in the party. Instead, she says this:

Aveline: Carver was there. I imagine he feels something similar. If he allows it.

......well, at least she didn't call him a tit?

[evocatiio]

TROPPO l S02E05 - "Toad Race Showdown"

[crimescrimson]

Ada Wong & Leon S. Kennedy: The History [ Resident Evil 4 (2023) ]

[moghedien]

Shipping Cassandra and Leliana is so funny because I feel like the only people who actually do it have either only played Inquisition or don't think much past "Well they're the Left and Right Hands of the Divine" because you KNOW they only get along to the extent they do in Inquisition because they've never had an actual conversation because the second Leliana opened her mouth about her theology in front of Cassandra, they would have been trying to strangle each other

[hauntingblue]

making a collection

making another collection with a threatening aura

[lollytea]

Huntlow situationship gives me such intense brain termites you don't get it

[ellena-asg]

[animation-is-my-jam]

Hello, I utterly adore your WordGirl/Tobecky posts!

Also I have a question.

Do you know where the clip of WordGirl saving Tobey from Birthday Girl is from?

Here's what I am referring to

Oh! That's from "The Wrong Side of the Law: Part 2". It's from Season 2. It's a 2-part episode (I believe it's episode 14), and this happens in that second part right when Elieen grabs Mrs. Botsford. It goes by so quickly, but this scene made me laugh so hard, jgjfdfhhf

Also, thank you!! (*´∇｀)ﾉ✨️