#hnghhhh damn

[in-madhouses]

harry styles to lads lads lads: best form of revenge no qs asked now go

niall horan: telling them your girlfriend has better hair than them

niall horan: yes offense

harry styles: if youre just gonna lie why bother

louis tomlinson: find the one thing they intrinsically link to their self esteem to n build ur life around systematically destroying it

liam payne: giv em detergent and tell thrm is coke

louis tomlinson: wait y u askin here zee would probably have some gr8 ones

niall horan: yeah i know for a fact that she moves my bookmarks when she’s upset with me so she’d be great for this

harry styles: im never prepared for her answers tbh

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The band au that no one asked for comprised entirely out of text messages and too many Hozier references … now has a follow up. A text fic about starving artists no longer starving, caricature characters and too many 3am messages. Might actually go ahead and make this a trilogy and then stop writing text fics forever so take a gander maybe.

i’d wanna be felled by you (held by you)

ain’t it like thunder under earth (the way it sounds)

[puppy-pie]

you sound so cute and hot and i want you to be rough to me or just hold me while we spoon. oh my god i just want you so badly

Anon…anon please anon save me save me anon

Hnghhhh I would LOVE to spoon right now I���m so tired and sleepy and AEUGHHHHH just need to wrap someone up in my arms and cling to them for dayssssss <333 all nice and warm and safe <333

(I mean, I’d also love to rough fuck you in the morning. Wake you up by flipping you over and ripping off whatever pajamas you’ve got on. Pressing your face into the pillows, making you scream while I raise your hips to get more leverage into your hole, basically grabbing and using your body like a fleshlight. Shoving my tongue down your throat to make you quiet down…god that would be nice rn)

Afterwards we could have pancakes :] I make a DAMN good pancake

[localvoidcat]

on my way to pretend to be religious for six hours wish me luck

[the-horror-of-bloody-vixen]

hnviubvuybuybv

[hypnotixstorm]

Mauve, blush, chartreuse, and burgundy!

Mauve: You are really talented

Blush: Seeing you on my dash makes my day a little better

Chartreuse: You’re my homie

Burgundy: I get excited when I see posts from you

To whomestever sent this; ilysm 🥺 like wtf you’re so sweet???? Hnghhhh I cannot y’all are gonna kill me from how sweet y’all are

[firjii]

OK LOOK

I KNOW BULL LIKES DAWNSTONE BUT I DIDN’T FRIGGING HAVE ENOUGH AFTER THE REQUISITION SO I GAVE THEM ALL SOME RED CLOTH AND BLOODSTONE INSTEAD

AND THE POINT IS THEY STILL KIND OF MATCHED

FOR THE FIRST TIME, I MADE COLOR COORDINATING ARMOR FOR MY TEAM

(ALMOST)

[froggy-frogz]

Omg omg omg... I neeeeeeed Viktor x fem!reader where he is hopelessly in love with this bomb of a woman and she drives hin crazy and is really soft and warm and when he is near fainting from working too long she finds him and lets him sleep in her bed (her room is closer to the lab) and hnghhhh

Only if you want to of course!

A/N: I changed it to gender-neutral, hope that's alright! Also, this was a really cute idea and literally, I'm such a simp for this man so I might have almost gone overboard here lol- Hope you enjoy anon!

- - -

Viktor x GN!Reader HCs + Blurb

Warnings: None, except Viktor being Viktor

- - -

Viktor had an interesting feeling towards you when you first meet. You would come to work under Heimerdinger and it was then that he met you.

But the thing was, you were unlike anyone he had ever met, you weren't unhinged per se, but you were energetic, a ball of energy, and every time he was around you, you were always in a good mood, and it made him feel, well, made him feel good. Like whenever he'd see you, his mood would slightly raise for the time you were there.

When he would go to talk to you about your studies, he was impressed, sure you were almost borderline unhinged [joke] but you were diligent and smart.

You two became friends after a while, and Viktor was quite glad, as you soon became a big figure in his life.

Always making sure that he had slept in the last 24 hours, had food or water in his system, or wanted to stop by to say hi or crack a stupid joke, he often looked forward to seeing you.

Viktor was afflicted though, as he didn't really understand how he felt about you, you were his friend, a co-worker, and that was all.

It wasn't until Jayce caught on to what was happening for the pieces to finally fit together.

"You alright? You've been starring at the new kid for like, 10 minutes."

Cue Viktor to have a small mental breakdown. Just a tiny one. He's having a bit of a crisis.

Nothing much changes, except for every time you come around to visit he talks a bit more, hoping that you'll stay longer.

You think he'd confess to liking you? No, he would be too nervous too and be too caught up in his work.

So sadly, that'd have to be up to you.

- - -

It was that time of day for you to swing by Viktor's lab, around 7 pm is when you would check on him before heading to grab some food. When you knocked on the door, you received no answer. After a second you knocked again. No response.

You push open the door, and you look around for Viktor, thinking he's probably not there until you spot him, bent over on his desk, not moving.

For a second, you panic and realize that he's probably asleep, seeing how this man never sleeps. You walk over to his desk, and you see his chest rise and fall, and let out a breath of relief. See, he's fine.

"Mmm?" A noise escapes his lips and Viktor shifts, one eye cracking open, "Hello [Y/n]-"

You could tell that he was barely awake from the tone of his voice and you hold back a chuckle, "Nice to see you too. When's the last time you slept?"

When you receive no answer to your question, you shrug, and look around, trying to see if he maybe had a makeshift bed set up for nights when he stayed at the lab [as that being most nights] and when you found nothing, you huffed.

Well, there was one idea that you had.

You bent down, and gently pick him up, hosting him so that you could carry him, he wasn't heavy, but you wanted to make sure you wouldn't drop him.

Viktor mumbled out a weak protest, but he stayed limp against you, not making any attempts to move.

- -

It wasn't a far walk to your room, as you lived in the Academy, so you were glad when you got to your room, as your arm was starting to hurt.

Your bed was reasonably comfortable, with a good amount of blankets folded on the edge of your bed. It would often get cold in your room, so you were fond of having them on hand, but now you were glad.

You lay Viktor down, and he makes no sound. Damn, for someone who never slept, he fell asleep pretty quickly.

Unfolding your blankets, you press them against him, tucking him in. It was honestly cute, seeing him wrapped up in your blankets, his face relaxed, not scrunched up, his face void of any emotion.

It was also quite something to see him of all people in your bed but you'd deal with that thought later.

You moved to your door, figuring you'd go and grab your food and also grab something to keep for Viktor when he woke up.

"I'll be right back." You hum, knowing he won't hear you. "Sleep tight Viktor."

[lucifers-horror-harem]

Hiiiiii! I dropped into your askbox to say 2 things and then I remembered that I saw Bruce Campbell in the Sky High gif set on your blog so now I have to watch it again, so technically now it’s 3 (but still 2 because I already said it).

1) I LOVE ALAN HE’S AMAZING. But a lot of the time my instinctive reaction is to scream Tig until I look at the blog name oooops. Please tell me one of his associates looks like Theo Rossi. Please. Begs for 1000 years.

2) I’m very sad that the Kurt Russel(l) Santa is the only version you would bang. I haven’t seen it so I can’t confirm the sexy, but I can confirm that Bruce Campbell is the only acceptable Santa. Legit, he plays Santa once and suddenly every other Santa is a lie. Like idk who that is but it’s NOT Santa! It’s like I’ve become Buddy the elf but it’s also been a hot minute since I saw that movie so perhaps not quite that intense.

In conclusion, I can’t spell, BRUCE CAMPBELL, and also Tig/Alan. I love them. Too much. Help.

-NITL✨

AWWWEEE THANK U DUDE!!!! Ur ask made me so happy to see yeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3 <3 <3

Also YES IM GLAD FOR MORE ALAN LOVE <3 Honestly I need to work on more characters in Alan’s universe cause I def feels like he hangs around some other shady people so uh no promises but ALSO I agree that theo rossi is fine as fuuuuuuuuuuuck also just,,,, soa really has so many hot dudes in it like for real sdfgfdfgbgfrg Tig and Juice and Bobby and Chibs and Jax hnghhhh

Also second of all I can def attest to Kurt Russel being a fuckable santa but ALSO????? J’EXCUSE?????? UR TELLING ME BRUCE CAMPBELL HAS PLAYED SANTA????? Uh when where why how gimme plz sdfgbhnhgfVGBFVGBNGB Like damn anon bestie buddy o pal gimme the deets cause i gotta know sdfgbgfrgbn Like in that case I’m going to want to fuck 2 santas sdfgvbgfredfgvb

[yostresswritinggirl]

Bruh I had given up on pulling xiao after all my saved fates got me mona, and then a few days later after running mona into a wall and pulling for diona constellations he came home on a single pull and I low-key shrieked

He ALWAYS comes home when you least expect it you know, like a damn tsun, he doesn't want to come home early cuz you might think he's excited to go to you or some shit hnghhhh *punches wall*

[drexelian]

damn it i only talk to my best friends through fb messenger. i have none of their contact infos aside from it (except for one of them who has a tumblr account but we don't follow each other hnghhhh)

[ketsuyuki-hibana-typed]

Heyy!! Could I please have some sanemi x shy fem reader headcanons ❤️

Sure! Aaaahh, it's been awhile after the drunk writings, hnghhhh I kinda miss back then when I'm not so busy ;;

Shinazugawa Sanemi x Shy!Reader

Sanemi wasn't so sure about his feelings when he first fell for you.

Because... you? From all of people, it is the 'shy, easy-to-tease and a little awkward' you? You even couldn't swing your sword properly without screaming 'Ah!! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!'. No, you aren't his type, not even close.

But, loves come in different shape and in unexpected way, don't they? He fell in love with you. If he could describe it, he already sunken into the deep sea of love.

Uh, cringe. But that's how it is.

Even you're a lot more confused when you knew Sanemi loves you. Is it dream? Because all you do is watching his back, when he slowly left you on his own pace. But now, that pace is the same as you, and you couldn't be happier than this.

You always hide behind his back when you met new people, clutching onto his black 'Korosu' written kanji at his haori. This habit didn't really make Sanemi pleased because it's heavy when you did it. He could feel the tremor and constant 'Awawawawa' heard from his back.

But, he's getting used to it now.

Sanemi could immediately knew what do you want, because you usually didn't ask too much when both of you on date.

"...Sanemi."

"What."

"Um, nevermind."

"You want to buy that hairpin, right? Let's go."

"H- Huh?! How did you know?! Are you an esper?!"

"No, I'm not. God, you're like open-book."

Sanemi finds that when you talked to people, you only use short and concise words but when you talked to him, he literally could see this happy-go-lucky side on your eyes.

And somehow, he's kinda satisfied?? Because that's mean you only trusted him for such simple conversation.

Sanemi remembered your weak spots, and it's your neck and left ears. So he usually teased you with no any malicious intention.

He simply loves to see your reaction.

"So, um, Uzui-san, I needed more details on this mis- HYAAAAH?!!"

"Oh man." Uzui clicked his tongue when he saw Sanemi sneaked from behind and suddenly blew your ear when you talked to him. "Let her speak. Do you really want me to hear her moan or-"

"I'm this close to kill you, Uzui. But you're absolutely right. Her moan is for my ear only."

"THEN WHY DO YOU STILL DO IT? AND WHY ARE YOU ANGRY AT ME, I'M RIGHT."

You became more flustered because somehow this conversation going everywhere.

It's quite bizarre situation but when his students saw your low and bashful voice could handle his anger, they became so confused.

"IF I DON'T FUCKING SEE YOU LOSERS TRAINED YOUR DAMN WEAKASS SWINGS, I SWEAR FOR FUCKING-"

"Sa- Sanemi, please calm down. You're scaring them." You pulled his back and hugged his abs from behind, trying to suppress his anger.

"...ok." He lowered his wooden sword and pulled you to his dojo.

The students just let out these inaudible gasps upon seeing this rare view.

Sanemi knew that you're not down for chit chats, he knew that he had to look you in the eyes while grabbing your hands, make you certain to share your deepest story and mind, make you sure that nobody will hear this but him.

You rarely express your love towards Sanemi, like giving kisses because you're really embarrassed just by thought about it, so you're usually waiting for him to do it first.

But one day, when you initiated a quick and awkward kiss on his lips first, you felt like there's a bomb inside yourself that made your head spinning.

His reaction? Priceless. You succeeded to made him blushed and making this shock face expression you never saw before.

"I- It's really weird, right? Uh, um, I'm sorry, I will not do tha-"

Your shaky voice was cut off by his lips. It made you jolted. After that kiss, he looked you on the eyes, while licking his lips.

"Nah, it's not. Thanks for the surprise."

Ever since then, he's eagerly waiting for the sneaky and shy quick pecks from you.

People, especially the Pillars, still saw your relationship kinda weird and unique, because how could a chaotic guy could ended up with a quiet and shy girl like you.

"Huh, how? I dunno, let it flow, I guess." is what Sanemi answered when Uzui asked him.

"But I thought you're more into kind, calm and cheerful woman?"

Sanemi scoffed, his eyes directed onto you from afar, who made flower crown for the Butterfly Estate triplets.

Falling in love and having relationship with you made him realize that love isn't just being loud and lovey dovey couple all the time. It's about patience, on how to make you comfortable, how to make him sure that you love him without spoke many words.

"Uzui." He crosses his arms. "You underestimated shy people, they have this hidden power inside their heart."

"Huh?"

"They could tamed the ferals."

[molzies-fanfics]

‘The Jar opening’ Headcanons

Anon requested: Hello :P can you do a tmnt x reader where the turtles can’t open a jar using brute force but Yn does it for them by hitting the top against the counter breaking the suction? Lol thx

 A/N: This is my first hcs post about the turtles so please don’t criticize if I haven’t got all of their characters down, it’s been a while… *sweat drops*

+Donnie+

Even though he is quite snarky and sarcastic, Donnie would definitely show his soft side once you popped open the evil jar of doom.

Also the fact that he is ‘the smart one’ and yet after trying really hard to get the damn lid off, you did it within five seconds of just using your own intelligence. This would definitely make him swoon…Y’know internally.  

“Oh, thank you dove.” He mumbled, as if you two were stuck in a small bubble which could be broken by anything. “You’re welcome. Honestly jars can be a bitch sometimes so I understand how difficult it is.” You pat his arm softly whilst handing said jar back to him. Donnie felt electricity jump between your fingertips as they brushed his, short-circuiting his brain.  

“Uh huh.” He’d watch as you left the kitchen. He was star struck and rendered speechless. Did you just…impress him? 

“Hey Y/N!”

“Yeah Don?”

“Do you…maybe wanna hang out later?”

“…sure. Sounds fun.” 

His heart leapt out of his chest at your smile.  

-Leo-

“GOD DAMNIT!”

Leo would get quite worked up about not being able to do this one simple thing. It should be easy as pie! So how come it was taking so damn long…he had tried, EVERYTHING.

 You would sweep past his body as he laid down to rest on the cool tile, but as soon as you spot the object of his defeat, you would grasp it with both hands before using the corner of the kitchen counter as a bottle opener of sorts.

 “Huh?” Leo’s head would perk up at the popping sound. “What the-HOW?!?” He would grasp the hem of your shirt as he knelt before you. “You just have to break the suction.” You answer simply, with those cute eyes and that beautiful expression.

 Leo would shake his head, were those his own thoughts right now? It was like he was seeing you in an entirely different light. Like he knew April was strong and could hold herself in a fight but you…you weren’t like that.

 You could easily cope in a fight but at one point or another Leo would swing in and get you outta there before something bad happens. Wait…was Leo? No, no way, you were just a friend! Not…someone Leo would pine after? Sure he flirted with you but it was all in good fun!

 “Huh, Hum, eh, would, er.” Leo would mutter almost under his breath but you were standing right next to him. It wasn’t that hard for you to hear the stutter, was he okay?

 “Leon, you ok?”

“Yeah…I will be.”

“Oh okay…”

“…wanna watch me skate for a bit?”

“Hm, yeah. Sounds cool.”

=Raph=

“Hnghhhh, come on, come on, COME ON!!”

“Raphie are you okay?”

Raph let out a high pitched screech at the sound of your voice, not expecting you to be right behind him. Clearing his throat he turned to you, placing his hands behind his back so you wouldn’t be able to see what was frustrating him so. “Uh, yeah I’m fine doll face, you good?”

“What’s behind your back?” You asked, knowing he was trying to change the subject. “Nothing. Why? You wanna sandwich? I can make you a sandwich.” He turned slightly to reach for the bread but it was just enough for you to see the peanut butter jar wedged between the spikes of his shell.

Swiping it before he could notice, you searched for the best spot to open the lid with. That was when Raph saw the familiar blue and red of his demise. “Wait, Y/N don’t-”

 You popped the lid open with ease as it jammed against the kitchen counter. “There you go, spread the butter to your hearts content my friend.” You smiled brightly at him as you placed the jar in his large hand. “T-T-Thanks.” He stammered nervously, obviously not expecting you to do that so effortlessly.

 “You’re welcome. It doesn’t hurt to ask for help sometimes, that’s what you taught me.” You playfully punched his shoulder whilst making your way to the fridge. “Heh, yeah.” He sighed as he stared at the back of your head adoringly. If only you knew how much he really appreciated you.

 “Oh, Y/N?”

 “Yeah, Raph?”

 “Do you wanna share a PBJ sandwich?”

 “Aw, sure buddy.”

~Mikey~ 

“Oh, this is so unfair! I just want my sweet honey, pretty please.” The youngest turtle whined into the lid of the container, as if he were trying to coax a small animal out of it. 

That was when you walked in and all you could see was the brightly coloured shell of your favourite box turtle. “Mike? Wha’cha doin’ there pal?” you cluck jovially. “NOTHING!” he shoots straight up as if you two were playing pin the tail on the terrapin. Normally it would be pretty funny but you could tell Michelangelo was embarrassed about something…

 Whether he would tell you what said thing was, was an entirely different matter.

“Look, Mikey, just tell me what’s going on and I’ll help with whatever it is.” You tried to give him a reassuring look, trying to coax him out of his shell…in the metaphorical sense, of course. “…okay.” He hung his head in shame as he revealed the jar of honey.

“Oh…you can’t open it?”

“No, and I’ve tried everything! I tried butter, that weird lotion stuff…I even tried talking to it!”

Before the orange banded turtle could finish his mini rant you had already popped the jar open.

“Wait…what? How did you do that?!” He gaped at you with adoration and excitement. “Well, the best way to get rid of the suction is to use the kitchen counter…that’s what my mom taught me anyway.”

Mikey just gawked at you for a solid minute before coming to his senses. “Ohmigosh! Thank you!!” he ran towards you to give you a hug.

“WAIT MIKEY DON’T.”

“Eheh…whoopsie.”

“It’s okay, I was planning on staying here for the rest of the day anyway so…”

“Oh great! Do you want me to run a bath then?”

“Wow…um, sure? What about you?”

“Oh I’ll just run around for a bit and then grab a quick shower when you’re done. That way, we can all watch a movie together later! Just…promise you’ll save me a seat?”

“Mikey there’s only six of us, seven counting Splinter.”

“Yeah…well, I want to sit next to you.”

“OH…okay, sure that’s cool.”

[mincedliveblog]

Ep4

Oh my gosh actually Bumblebee didn’t go back to the Autobots with the Energon...he just sold it to Decepticons! Legends only tbh.

Oh my god Magnus’ soul or whatever going into Bumblebee’s body. I’m guessing its a Matrix type thing but definitely didn’t expect THAT. 

OK MEGATRON DOING THE GLADIATOR THUMBS DOWN WHEN SAYING TO FINISH OFF JETFIRE IS ACTUALLY A REALLY GOOD TOUCH.

Impactor being like “the Megatron I knew never would have went this far” upon seeing all the dead and beaten Autobots in the Ark medbay like he didn’t just come from ANOTHER makeshift hospital full of dying and dead where presumably a number of them were Autobots. Also Impactor where have you been all this time, honey war kills people. Though that does make me realize this show hasn’t dropped the “four million years” yet... maybe it actually hasn’t been that long for once! Also I just realized why the show might have made Impactor a Deception... because of how he used to work with Megatron in the mines in IDW. This kinda kills me because imagining reading IDW and then making this.

Elita:” *expresses reasonable concerns about taking the allspark off world* Optimus: *basically just ignores them completely* RUDE

Optimus’ voice acting when getting mad at the guardians hnghhhh. The voice actor clearly can’t hold the Cullen impression when emoting and its just. Its not good.

Soundwave: *says ‘most inferior’ for the flimsiest in story reasons and where it barely makes sense* my eyes: *continue to provide eco-friendly energy to the nearest city just with their rolling*

Optimus dropping the trailer lines where he says “I cannot help but ask myself... is this a hopeless crusade? Have the actions lead to the extinction of our people?” And my gut reaction at this point is “maybe not at first, but at this point if you had just tried to SIGN THE DAMN TREATY-”

Why did the show even bother to name drop the matrix if they were going to have the Trion Protocols or whatever... functionally they’re almost the same thing...

AFTER ALPHA TRION APPEARED AND STARTED DESCRIBING WHAT THE PROTOCOLS WHERE I HONEST TO GOD TOOK A SECOND TO DOUBLE CHECK EPISODE ONE TO MAKE SURE I DIDNT IMAGINE THAT MATRIX NAME DROP BECAUSE THIS SHIT JUST THE MATRIX!! the alpha protocols are already the matrix dude. the matrix’s power was always in part the knowledge of the primes.

NO WONDER THIS SERIES OPTIMUS IS ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT oh my god I just joked two episodes ago that optimus needed the matrix to start whispering the wisdom of primes in his ear didn’t I. TURNS OUT IT COULDNT. 

Holy fuck this is seriously the funniest. Optimus only has the power because the matrix only has the power, like what the matrix is some kinda nuke in his chest that makes him big and strong? And they put him in CHARGE. Dump stats WIS and INT and they let this guy lead just because his CHR is so high. Its no wonder the Autobots are losing.

If Bumblebee has the knowledge of where the Allspark is presumably that means Ultra Magnus did too, why wouldnt he have tried to tell the Autobots that in his transmission telling them the Decepticons where looking for it. 

Actually kind of disappointed that instead of Bumblebee being morally swayed to the Autobots he’s just been bestowed a God-given duty to help them instead. Chances of nuance now rapidly plummeting to zero.

[episomalvector]

Having a dilemma where I have stuff I want to watch but, unfortunately (because I'm nowhere close to fluent) they're in French which means I either dedicate all attention to movie or don't write.

Latter is out of the question. But man, Shudder recently put up High Tension, Martyrs, Borderlands, Evolution, and Inside... And while I've seen all of them? They are all SO DAMN GOOD AND I WANNA WATCH THEM AGAIN. 😭 Talk about excellent horror-- and Martyrs is just a lesson in the deepest of despair and hnghhhh. Inside it's possibly one of my favorite films and so depressing. Honestly they're all movies that make me wish that fictional media left me with a sense of dread. Guess I'll throw on the adaption of Richard Preston's The Hot Zone.

I'm just whining. I'll find something.

[hopeamarsu]

I’m so happy and soft for them!

Their conversation together is perfect, both of them opening up and letting the other in. Simply perfect. And I love how they can be themselves with each other, it’s a good foundation.

And hot damn, 8 minutes?! 🥵🥵 Hnghhhh, holy moly. This on top of the idea of watching two gorgeous hunks battling it out while shirtless makes me feel things and I need a moment alone.

So so good!

Once Upon a Time... part 5

Zach Wellison x plus size f!Reader Co-written with @absurdthirst

Zach’s life gets turned upside down when his visit to the local library sends him all the way back to Camelot - and he meets another time traveler who has made the kingdom their home.

Rating: Explicit. The smut is upon us! Word Count: 12k Warnings: *This is a Zach fic so there WILL be discussion of homelessness.* Sword fighting, menstruation talk, semi public nudity (it’s outdoors but there’s no one around), outdoor sex, vaginal sex, unprotected sex (the pull out game is strong, folx), oral sex (f receiving), underwater oral, fingering, nipple play, self-esteem issues, discussions of mental illness. Summary: A shirtless sparring match. An afternoon escape to the hot spring in the forest. A first kiss. A first $#*!. And a LOT of confessions. Notes: I’m sorry this update is so late, my lovely loves! Life has been kicking my ass but I’m using my temporary Covid exposure isolation as time to get some editing and posting done! Please enjoy, and hopefully we’ll be back to our once a week posting schedule from here on out.

Part 1 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 3 ~ Part 4

The clash of steel rings out in the courtyard, grunting and the shuffling of feet. Zach pushes back, panting and regripping his sword and blinking away the sweat that is pouring off of him. “Good!” Gareth’s tone is proud and yet mocking while he circles Zach. “We will make a true knight of you yet.”

He huffs at that. Every muscle in his body aching from the practice of the past week. Told that he needed to be trained as a knight of Camelot since America’s knights seemed to be a vastly different sort. He didn’t mind it, having made friends with the knights and the workers of the village alike. Between working on Arthur’s projects that have been left abandoned since the death of the royal carpenter, and then sword practice, he had been falling into bed every night as soon as dinner was finish. “Ahhhh!” Zach shouts out as he rushes Gareth again, striking for the man’s torso only to be met by his own steel again in a blocking move.

“Again!” Gawain’s laughing chant comes from the other side of the ring as he enjoys the sight of his younger brother soundly whipping the American knight. Gareth’s past as a kitchen servant was still a point of mockery between the brothers despite his long-standing seat at the Round Table. “You’ll never get a strike in if you keep shouting like a barbarian. Focus!”

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[guccifloralsuits]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH DAMN THE PLOT THICKENS 👀👀 Also french-speaking Emily in white??? Hnghhhh

And REID 😭😭😭😭 BABY 😭😭 HE'S SO CUTE AND THOUGHTFUL HIS HEART IS SO BIG

YES IT DOES! And right oh my god I love him so much he really is so thoughtful with so much love to give 😭😭😭😭 the prentiss reid friendship is SO underrated that