#hmmmm yes ed talk i know

[satoriberry]

i will actually click my heels if i finish this 4-day fast

[islandtarochips]

Vasili, Koa and Charles are like the Ed, Edd n' Eddy of a group 🙌🏻

AHA! I like that show! It was pretty funny when I watched it as a kid!

And OMG! YES! I could see that now!

But I'm trying to see which one fits BEST for our three boys. Hmmmm......

Correct me if I got it wrong, ok? This is just MY opinions.

Ok, starting off with Ed. I remember that Ed is a sweet guy who is a...an airhead (That's what they say) and couldn't think straight. Laughs most of the time and is surprisingly strong from most of the episodes. Soooooooooo...the only person that I could think of fit with Ed is KOA. Since Koa had changed so much from joining in the army. He had become more soft then he was before. Still cautious though. And IS pretty strong. But he's not DUMB. I know he's not. But I could still see it fits with Ed in the group.

Now for Edd, smart, kind, a bit ironic. I think this will fit for...Vasili! I could see VASILI can have that kind of personality. Even though he unalive people and give that killer vibes but in this one. He'll be Edd! That's how I see in this sweet boy!

And lastly, Eddy. Arrogant, self-centered, ignorant, greedy and hot-tempered. I think Charles got this role. Lol. And it feels like he's in charge of the group since @deeptrashwitch and us talked about how Charles is a "DAD" in the group. Lol. So Eddy is a good fit for him.

I LOVE IT, KHUSHI! Our boys hanging out like this! Lol. I just ENJOYED it! Thank you or sending your thoughts! Love your imagination!

Characters (Left -> Right)

Vasili "Bell" Sokolov -> @welldonekhushi

Charles "Charlie" Moore -> @deeptrashwitch

Koa "Hunter" Nikau -> Me

[jarchivussy]

Yo sorry if this is long but for the ask games

🥊 for kai (1,5,14)

🙌 for ed (3,6,19)

💀 morgan (4,9,23)

🎹 for Rel (16,27,44)

(The numbers were for the second ask bit. You don’t need to answer them all :] )

kai loves working out (his favourite sports are dance, kickboxing and parkour) and tinkering with mechanical stuff and eating yummy food and making morgan pay for said yummy food :3 he HATES math and confrontations and cleaning and swimming/anything with a lot of water ❌❌

his first date is hard to define cause he goes out with morgan a lot before they realise they like each other and even then they don't have much time to date :-( but i've been thinking recently it would be kind of funny if their first "date" to their fav restaurant was back when they still totally hated each other. and morgan saw him while he was out and she was like omg kaii hiiii ^_^ and she went to hug him and he was like ! wth but then she was like 'play along or we're both dead.' so they pretend to be besties and go out to a restaurant and make small talk which is really funny cause kai is bad at it but it works on the people spying on them. anyway of course morgan pays cause she has expensive taste and too much money and then they go out and through some shadier streets and defeat the guys following them (actually theyre only following kai but morgan doesnt say that) and kais like hey we make a pretty good team and morgan is like tch 😒 whatever but secretly she likes it

he doesn't argue for as long as he can and 1. dislikes confrontation 2. is really nice and forgiving so he doesn't argue a lot. except for morgan he loves bickering with her about everything cause she sucks and has awful opinions

as for pda he's ok with a smooch on the cheek or a hug or holding hands (i mean his favourite way to have a date is to visit his and morgan's fav restaurant) but he doesn't like affection for show, and prefers stuff like kisses on the mouth and other intimacy to be private. occasionally he does do embarrassing romantic stuff around other people cause he likes to see morgan get flustered but he never makes her genuinely uncomfortable :3

ed has one sibling and that's cass! though i was thinking about him having a brother that would die so like. cass could be a parallel but idk . anyway cass and ed are so fucked up they leave each other so much. that vee post that's like 'the love was there and it changed everything' that's them. i love them so much i could eat cement

oh man first impression. for morgan he thought she was super annoying and sucked and he genuinely wanted to kill her (based) and for kai. ed thought that kai was super hot and he hated himself for that. denial 💔

he hates arguing a lot and is bad with words so he tries to make it up through doing nice things! acts of service is his thing

19 is here!

MORGAN. PHOBIAS. YES this girl is so scarednervous. she's scared of the dark (ironically enough she as a character has a lot of darkness symbolism toed to her. something something she's afraid of herself) and she's really scared of intimacy, because she doesn't feel like she's good enough and she knows it won't last and it'll hurt when it's gone. she's really scared of disappointment and not living up to her own heightened standards for herself. i could go on 😆

she initiates affection less than kai but more than ed! it's cause she's evil and fucked up

for kai, she hates how selfless he is and how fleeting her happiness with him is. (esp because she's an elf and he's a human)

for ed well. she hates that they're both not very good at communicating so it's hard to work out their issues. but it's ok they have kai (for now)

defining characteristics huh. hmmmm well i'd say for morgan + kai it's soulmates + toxic codependency + divorced and remarried. for morgan + ed it's mutual hate/love + we're in love with the same guy let's either kill each other or have sex about it + verryy slow burn + eventually domestic

YAY REL he's such a hashtag weirdgirl ^_^ his hobbies are making toxic green slutch, gaslighting, overall emotional manipulation, evil politics, making plans and running mlms as well as clickbait craft channels on yt.

he has no significant romantic relationships so i can't answer those sorry!

[niennawept]

4, 14 and 17 for the ask game pls c:

4. Any fandoms that kinda suck(ed) to be in?

Hmmmm, I think this has probably changed by now since I've met many lovely Trekkies since, but when I was a young Star Trek fan and you know, AFAB, talking to virtually any Trek fan apart from my dad sucked. There were so many people telling me that Deep Space Nine "didn't count as Trek" and that Seven of Nine was "not a compelling character, she was just there to be hot" and stuff like that.

But also, I think that's a cycle a lot of older fandoms go through. A new piece of media gets released an people hate on that for years until the newest piece comes out and suddenly everyone loves and understands DS9 (or at the very least doesn't dispute that it is Star Trek). The same thing happened with the Star Wars Prequels and the Peter Jackson movies. It's a weird thing to see happen.

Longwinded answer to say Star Trek in the 90s/00s.

14. Are you a big shipper?

I guess? I do read mostly romance/adventure. I'm not convinced I've ever read a gen fic longer than a one-shot. But I think that's because I go to fanfic for what I don't see in the main story. A lot of times that's romance. But if I were going to read a fic about Luthien, I'd be completely uninterested in Luthien/Beren, because that's mostly explored in canon. Luthien learning her weird half-Maia powers? Sign me up. Luthien/anyone else? Sure! Luthien having a fight with her father about what he put them through? Sounds delicious.

I got side-tracked. The answer is yes with an asterisk, lol.

17. What's your favourite fanfiction you've ever read?

I just mentioned my Tolkien favorites here: x

I'll answer with a couple of my first OTP ever, Sesshomaru and Kagome from Inuyasha, a ship which I still regularly read:

Life After Loss by Chie (Chierafied): complete, but locked to logged in users of AO3, one of the most moving depictions of grief and mourning that I have ever read through. Helped me during my own mourning process. It was a different kind of loss than mine - but it echoes, you know?

The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB: complete, this is a comfort fic of mine that (as far as I know) has not yet been cross posted to AO3, so sorry about the fanfiction.net link. I reread this one once every few years.

From the ask game here: x!

[that-gay-jedi]

1. Are you named after anyone? I share my name with a Roman emperor but I didn't name myself after him.

2. When was the last time you cried? Probably around May/June of 2022 (there was fanfic involved). I used to cry a lot more frequently but the physical ability to do so has been drastically reduced.

3. Do you have kids? Nope

4. Do you use sarcasm? Yes, sometimes for my friends' enjoyment and/or as coping humour

5. What's the first thing you notice about people? Overall presence like idk some combo of posture and social cues and vibes and whatnot

6. What's your eye colour? That very specific brown that used to red-eye every picture

7. Scary movies or happy endings? Hmmmm depends on my mood

8. Any special talent? Not really

9. Where were you born? Small fishing village in the frozen arse of Atlantic Canada

10. What are your hobbies? Star Wars shit, poetry, Tarot (yes reading but doing other, weirder shit with it too), used to be cooking but I haven't had a kitchen in a few years now

11. Any pets? One cat, she is large and fluffy and very sweet

12. What sports do you play/have played? I used to fence competitively, swam but not competitively, practiced a couple Eastern martial arts, hiked a bit, ran and did a LOT of both weighted and bodyweight strength training (the last was not really a sport per se- at the time, I was planning on going to paramedic school and needed to be able to carry a person larger than myself for the fitness test). I miss a few of those immensely tbh.

13. How tall are you? 152cm (5 feet if you're American). King of the short kings.

14. Favourite subjects in school?

In high school: English Language Arts, tech ed (I think outside of Canada it's called wood shop?), philosophy when it was FINALLY offered, and the early bits of science classes (you know when you're like learning about how a system works but you haven't had to do the math yet)

In college, I was studying therapeutic massage, and I really enjoyed the medical terminology and anatomy classes where we had to like memorize every muscle, joint, and skeletal landmark and what muscle moves which bones in what direction and where it attaches to the bone and which blood vessels and nerves go to that muscle, and had to know about common injuries and kinesiological disorders and occupational strain and so on.

15. Dream job? I want to be the weirdo in a cottage in the woods whose door people knock on when they need somebody to talk to or want to hear a crazy story etc etc.

No pressure tags: @tessiete @bl00000g @pkann18 @saintsherlocks @elismor @ragingcitrustree @vilify @latenights-pumpkinspice @babygirlvader @notdarthmaul @buthappysoverrated @sinisterexaggerator @sushi2hot @zeawesomebirdie

15 tags 15 mutuals

*tips hat* @athemarina

1. Are you named after anyone?: No but there is this thing on my father's side of my family where give a name starting with the letter A to their child.

2. When was the last time you cried?: About a month ago.

3. Do you have kids?: Noh

4. Do you use sarcasm?: Why would I ever?

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?: The way they talk and I try to notice hand gestures a lot.

6. What’s your eye colour?: Dark brown

7. Scary movies or happy endings?: Either one or both

8. Any special talents?: Eh....I can do this thing with my arms, it's a bit hard to explain but one friend called it a 'bone breaker' and my other friend told me I was temporarily popping it out of it's socket.

9. Where were you born?: Earth. I assure you that I am not an alien.

10. What are your hobbies?: Writing, drawing, reading, day dreaming, plotting ways to rebel against my school.

11. Have you any pets?: Fishes.

12. What sports do you play/have played?: Speed skating, swimming

13. How tall are you?: 5'4'' (yes I am very short)

14. Favourite subject in school?: Art (I am a computer science student)

15. Dream job?: Honestly I am trying to survive through school. My dream job was crushed in 8th grade.

Tagging: @late-to-the-fandom @master-of-the-pigeon-religion @on-noon @caligraphyzev @calloumii @idreamofhamandcheese @rxd-bxttrflxss @isabellebissonrouthier @midnight-and-his-melodiverse@subuthetitan @i-eat-books-and-nutella @timetravellingkitty @avocado-frog @usernamewastaken @aohendo

[mccall-me-maurice]

(DISCLAIMER FROM THE FUTURE: this in no way has any sexual intent behind it. I was younger when i posted it and it was to be seen as things teenagers would talk about. I no longer stand with this post, but owe the explanation. thank you!)

One of the many groupchats I’m in quotes but make it LOTF:

Jack: Raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, STICKING MY DICK IN ROTISSERIE CHICKENS

Maurice: can’t you get a rotisserie chicken pregnant by doing that?

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Maurice: wait lemme see how to get onto the dark web

Roger: NO

Jack: NO

Robert: STOP MUTHA FUCKER

Maurice: I am on the Safari

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Maurice: yeah I will shake my ass to that song if I know how to shake my ass

Simon, confused: yeah I will shake my ass to that song if I know how to shake my ass?

Maurice: NO SIMON WHYYYYY

Jack: simon 😩 dont 💗 shake ☺️ your 🥺 ass 😎 in 🦶 our 😌 holy 😃 server 🙂

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Robert, after Jack taught the choir math: Math lessons with Jack lets goooo

Maurice: My mothers looking at me because I’m sat here counting

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Jack: Ayo is there like BDSM merch of Gru?

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Ralph: don’t be a pussy make them lesbians

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Ralph: penis warning

Jack: ✨surprise penis✨

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Jack: what there is a faOoT EMOJI

Jack:

Jack: foot* - — -

Maurice: I just answer everything with 69

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Maurice, writing his y/n x gru fic: it will do the senngs

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Ralph: e x p a n d a b l e d i c k

Maurice: OMG LIKE THOSE WANDS

Maurice: IT GROWS LARGER AND YOU CAN SHRINK IT DOWN!

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Maurice: I cant open my fucking biscuits I’m tryna write a gru x y/n fic here

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Ralph’s french ass: 🙄 imagine 😎 not ❤️ fucking 🤡 baguettes 🙂

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Robert: Who is wiggles

Maurice: U DONT KNOW THE WIGGLES?? THEY WENT ON TOUR RECENTLY U IGNORANT FUCK

Robert: BITCH EZXOXSE ME IDK WHO TF THEY ARE

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Roger: my mother told me to get my chemical romance off the tv 🦶🙄

Roger: fuck that bitch ive put it back on the tv

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Maurice: ralph 🛑 ur 😘 dog 😂 doesn’t ☹️ look 💓 like 😏 a 😌 shaved 🦶 penis

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Jack: u think ur cock is big? mine is 2 kilometres long, get fucked!

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Maurice, distressed: I am a grut

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Ralph: LORD THE DICK IS GONNA FLY O U T

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Maurice: gru fucks y/n | not clickbait | very sexual | minors not allowed |

Simon: gru fucks y/n | not clickbait | very sexual | minors not allowed |????

Maurice: SIMON PLS

Jack: SIMON YES

- — -

Simon: gently dips toes in wifi. hmmmm

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Maurice: i’m well exited i’m going to asda later and i might get beat up in the bread aisle 😎

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Robert: oooo gordon 😩😩

Robert: u know just where to put the lamb sauce 😖😖

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Eric: I was eating a banana bread muffin and my dog walks up to me like ’feED tHe hUngRy chILdrEn’ no bitch, go away its my muffin

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Ralph @ Jack: PLS GET YOUR ASS OUT THE SAND

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Roger in chapter 9: oh fuck 🤧 they 😩 ate 🍴my 👉 boyfriend 👅

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Jack: also is it wise to use wood as a pleasure tool for the penis?

Simon, exasperated: also is it wise to use wood as a pleasure tool for the penis?!?!?

Jack: OH NO

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Maurice: get that ass going like how i made bread

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Ralph: my dad was a police person and i would just hear him practicing at like 10pm like ‘damn shawty you have the right to reman scilent’

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Jack: ayo who da fucks phil

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Maurice: jack ur dad likes cock LMAOOOOOO

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Ralph: THE ONLY DADDY I HAVE IS DADDY JESUS CAN I GET AN AMEN

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Jack: I WILL NAE NAE THIS COCK ACORSS HIS FACE

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Ralph: cummies wummies

Ralph, 3 seconds later: lol i did a fucky wucky uwu

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Jack to himself: jack thays naughty who would even say that

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Robert: he has cock innit?

Maurice: yeah ed sheerns throbbing cock

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Roger: my hands are E rated for everyone

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Maurice, looking at Jack and Ralph: they’re too gay i’m gonna go eat bruschetta

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Percival: yeah!! I waddle around and kick mean people in the balls <3

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Robert: s-s-s-s-shart 🥺

[ourflagmeansparty]

I'm not very musical, love

Prompt 3: Leave Her Johnny

By: @yourrainbowarrior (Team Black)

"When you cut loose you really cut loose."

Stede turned to look at him, eyebrows raised. He wasn't sure what expression he'd been expecting to see in Ed's eyes, but it wasn't this. Pupils blown and gaze unwavering, Stede wondered if, perhaps, for the first time, he was being allowed to really see Ed - to catch a glimpse into his soul. The vulnerability of it made the hairs on the back of his neck stand up and a chord strike down the length of his spine.

A beat went by before he realised he had yet to say something. What was he supposed to say to that? He couldn't help but let out a breathy laugh of astonishment and pride.

"Thanks," he said simply.

Their eyes remained locked for just a second before Stede's darted to one side, his ears ringing with the intensity of Ed's stare as the voices of Oluwande and Frenchie faded into the ocean breeze.

As they boarded the revenge later, Stede climibing the ladder just below Ed, he could have sworn he heard the sound of him humming .

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He saw the same look in Eds eyes again later that evening, as he tucked that lovely piece of red silk into his breast pocket, and watched Ed's chest puff with a hesitant tinge of pride before saying,

"Look at that. You wear fine things well."

Stede smiled softly, watching as Ed's breathing hitched in response, his eyes inviting once again. He noticed the way they reflected the moonlight-dappled ocean, and found himself wanting - yearning - to explore those depths further. To get to know Ed better.

Perhaps better than anyone else had.

And as they said goodnight, stopping after a few paces to look back at one another, Stede couldn't help but let out a hum of his own.

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It was a few days later when he heard Ed humming again. He was sure of it this time; he'd allowed Ed access to the axillary wardrobe - the thrill of the two of them sharing a secret - and as he passed his quarters he noticed the door open ajar, the deep, surprisingly tuneful melody floating towards him. Intruiged, he treaded lightly towards the wardrobe, not wanting to interrupt but too inticed to walk away.

He peered round the door and saw Ed, his back to him, admiring the cuffs on the burgundy jacket, brushing his knuckles along the sleeve with one hand and caressing the fine lace detailing between the fingertips of the other. He hummed with a confidence which suggested this was no random assortment of notes, but an established melody.

As if to confirm this, Ed began to splice his hums with lyrics:

"Leave her Johnny, leave her,

hmm hmmmm hmhm hmm hmmm hmhm

and it's time for us to leave her."

Stede couldn't resist; he wanted in on this secret, to swim deeper into the mystery behind Edward Teach.

"I thought you said you weren't very musical."

Ed jumped, nearly yanking the jacket clean off the rail. "Jesus, man."

"Sorry!" Stede chuckled. "Didn't mean to alarm you."

"S'alright," Ed said, shrugging. He was avoiding Stede's gaze. "Were you... so, you heard that, then?"

"I did. I wasn't meaning to pry, it was just... well, I thought you sounded rather lovely."

Ed shrugged again. "It's just an old sea shanty."

"Ah yes. I suppose I ought to learn one or two of those." Ed still wasn't making eye contact, busying himself with putting the jacket back on its rail properly. Stede stepped forward and took the jacket in both hands, allowing Ed to hold onto the hanger while he adjusted the shoulders and smoothed down the front. "Do you like to sing?"

"Nah. Well, not in front of people. I guess to myself sometimes, yeah. Helps me think. S'relaxing."

Stede nodded. "That makes sense."

"Does it?"

"Yes." Stede frowned. "Shouldn't it?"

"I dunno. I guess I've never really talked about it with anyone before."

Together - because it was a job which required two men, of course - they returned the jacket to its rail. With nothing left to hold, Ed nestled his hands into his pockets and looked down, rocking forward and back on the balls of his feet.

"Would you teach me?"

Stedes voice surprised them both. Ed looked up at him, his expression unreadable.

"Really?"

"Over a glass of brandy, perhaps? C'mon, it'll be fun!"

For a moment, Stede thought he was going to say no. Then, with a grin, Ed clapped him on the shoulder.

"Fuck it. Sure, why not." He gave a short laugh. "You really are a strange one, Bonnet."

For some reason, this made Stede beam.

"So, how does it go?" he asked as they left the closet. Ed collapsed on the chiase long, letting out a long sigh while Stede went to fetch them each a glass.

"To be honest mate, I don't know all the words. Just kinda make them up, most pirates do. The middle bits stay the same though."

Stede popped the brandy stopper. "The chorus?"

"Yeah, thats the one."

Ed began to hum the rhythm once more, this time closing his eyes and drawing curved shapes in the air with his fingers like a conductor. Stede grinned. He knew this would be fun.

He brought over the glasses and, after listening to Ed for a couple of rounds, perched on the end of the chiase and joined in. Their voices fit well together. Neither one of them was trained, or even particularly skillful, but it didn't matter; they could both stay in tune and in time, and what they lacked in technique they made up for in deliciously tipsy zealousness.

Once Stede had successfully mastered the verses' melody, Ed sung him the chorus.

"Leave her, Johnny, leave her

Oh leave her, Johnny, leave her

For the voyage is done, and the winds don't blow

and it's time for us to leave her."

"Who's Johnny?" Stede asked.

"Not a clue mate. The 'her' is the ship though."

"So it's about a captain leaving his ship?"

Ed finished off his brandy, and like clockwork, Stede had already reached for the bottle to pour him another. "That's how I always thought of it. But I just make up the rest of the words, so probably doesn't matter."

"You can make it mean what you like."

Ed gazed at Stede, his brow knitted in thought. "Yeah. Never thought of it like that but. S'pose you can, yeah." His eyes lit up then, and he learnt forward with such urgency he almost spilled his brandy. "We could make our own one. You and me."

Stede couldn't help but smile at his eagerness. "Yeah?"

"Yeah! You wanted to learn a thing or two about being a pirate - this is part of it."

"Writing songs with Blackbeard?"

"Well, no, but-"

"I'm only teasing." He leant forward too, waiting until their eyes met before saying, "I would love to sing shanties with you, Ed."

And even as the two sung half-drunk into the moonlit evening, Stede concluded that there was no sweeter sound than moments like this, when he was made privvy to the heart and soul of Edward Teach.

[organic-guacamole]

episode 210 here we go

awww seb doing the intro

congratulations to milky white and her baby chocolate milk😌

seb is so funny

but seriously, clean up that milk fast or else it will smell so bad in there....

was that Lauryn just randomly doing cartwheels? idk any theatre kids irl but that seems like it's a common thing...

is it just me or has ms Jenn been getting more harsh to Ricky and Seb mainly-

like what did they do to her

no because I actually snorted with laughter at the "you came back" WHAT IS THAT VOICE-

AND THE MASK OMG

yeah so my throat hurts now

I'm dying over here

KOURTNEY'S FACE

SAME GIRL SAME

Ricky's fake death got the whole place in tears /s

he looks like an asthmatic walrus

Seb's on piano, I love

we all know if he was the beast we'd all actually be crying✋

ok but I listen to Julia's version of home on Spotify when I want to cry-

right so gimme a second

is Ricky scratching his face.....while he's dying?

"belle i-" *flop*

round of applause to Ashlyn for trying to make Ricky's earthworm seizure look less.... yknow

Kourtney's just dying there

WAIT IS THAT NATALIE

did she really just disappear for 9 episodes just to come back and stare dramatically into the camera

WAIT SCRATCH THAT SHES HERE TO MURDER ASHLYN AND RICKY

oh so Ricky's wearing a gay shirt now too

so that's the real reason why Rini broke up, see y'all next season when Gini and caswen become canon /j

wait that was a long intro scene-

what was that look Carlos-

TALK TO MY BOY OR ELSE

carlos' run is so funny to me

therapist Ashlyn to the rescue

"that is...super" son you good?

ms Jenn call Benjamin, he would willingly put his loved ones on a rocket and blast them into Venus for you....

maybe

"I don't want you kids to be disappointed" girl you do realise you're the one that's most invested in this?

"a smooth opening night" wasn't there just 1 show though-

like their opening night was closing night too

"I think I was Troy at one point" PLEASE THATS THE MOST ACCURATE DESCRIPTION OF THE SEASON 1 FINALE

me Jenn looks like a serial killer during that clap and I'm lowkey scared for zacky

"I have notes"

oo if you're taking suggestions, lemme get my list

"mother is freaking out" uhhhhhh

right....'mother"

"is everyone sitting down?"

*looks around awkwardly*

*big red slowly sits*

"no..."

please seb was the only one sitting-

does that mean Carlos looked at Seb as soon as he walked in and assumed that everyone else was sitting too or am I a seblos clown🤡

"is this about the transformation"

WOW MAYBE OT IS RICKY

WOW HES A DETECTIVE FOR FIGURING THAT OUT SO QUICK🤩

YO WHY IS NATALIE HERE-

she just shows up when it's convenient? is she gonna be at the sleepover too?

Seb's heavy swallow after Carlos shouts at him makes me so sad

"I never learned how to lie but I figure if I keep my mouth closed, I can't tell the truth" *nods and smiles at Nini when she asks*

why are they casually standing up all over the pizza shop, just sit at a big table and talk instead of blocking passageways and blocking off at least 6 tables-

"how about I invite myself" WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO INVITE THEMSELVES TO ASHLYN'S HOUSE-

YOU CAN ASK BUT JUST FORCE YOUR WAY IN?

so Cash Caswell has a bigger house than... Dennis Caswell.... who would've thought

ah yes there's the good old EJ 1.0

Nini: "boys vs girls"

Gina: *looks devastated and glances longingly at EJ*

way to be inconspicuous

"but north high should be" *cracks her knuckles in the most uncomfortable way*

good for Ashlyn for getting more confident though

oo bossy big red

"i get bossy around the power tools"

is that why Ashlyn was holding up the drill in episode 8 orrrr 🤠

oh

Lily, leave him alone please

she's literally not blinking, is that what makes her creepy?

the diss at big red and his face afterwards is priceless

isn't that similar to what Gina's mom said to her in season 1? hmmmm

but seriously please don't try to redeem lily, let us have a character to hate, or to love because they're evil.

not everyone's a good guy.

"im not liked here and I don't know what to do"

let antoine finish his salad and it'll fix everything

"hug emoji" *gags*

y'all realize Lily's literally 14?

why is she calling a 16/17 year old from another school for personal advice-

"he gets weird around tools"

I shouldn't be laughing so hard

"deja vu maybe?" awkward silence

I'm dying here I love EJ so so so so much

"where's seb"

*cuts to seb being held hostage hoping that they'd notice he's missing and go look for him*

"don't ask"

"oh ok"

"100% real faux fur" as you should queen

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Kourtney is singlehandedly saving the entire show.

Seb making finger guns make me happier than it should

why is this kinda making me want to have a co-ed sleepover with my non-existent theatre friends

YES YOU DO NEED TO TALK/SING TO SEB CARLOS THANK YOU FOR KNOWING THAT

wait what-

you haven't talked to him all WEEK-

Carlos are you stupid /hj

Benjamin is so adorable I can't

he turned around to come back for her instead of going home. you're "what do you want Jenn🙄X act isn't fooling anyone Benjamin 🙃

10101

1+4+16= 21st?

they placed 21st?

or do I just not remember how to convert to base ten

GIRL DON'T BE RUDE TO HIM, HE'S GONNA SAVE YALL

no ms Jenn, the kids are not eccentric 35 year olds.

aww sebby

is he thinking that Carlos is only with him cuz he's the only other openly gay guy at school-

son you are a perfect little bean don't put yourself down

yes they all ship portwell as they should.

they'll be throwing risotto at the wedding.

not the chocolates. stop there are no chocolates. please stop I'm dying.

Gina you don't have to explain yourself to her

it was a misunderstanding and it's in the past

why is Ashlyn still laughing-

exactly it wasn't a big deal please just move on Nini

Kourtney really be out here saving everything

WHY IS ASHLYN STILL LAUGHING

why do I feel like when Gina finally told Ash about it, she didn't think it was that funny but wanted to feel included in the inside joke so now she brings it up randomly to show that she's in on it....I totally don't do that...

"idk, the farmer type" oh son...

Ashlyn and big red are just spilling the secrets back and forth huh?

OOO EJ AND GINA SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-

cmon guys don't look at me like that-

"she is the best" and "we're buddies" don't sound right together

"pretty boy" "sweet boy" best ways to describe EJ

I love him.

and aw he's scared of rejection so he'll hold back just to keep her happy and not awkward how sweet

is Ricky wondering if letting her go(literally his song from last episode) was the best thing he did for Nini because he doesn't feel like it now? hmmm this is getting good

why is everyone so invested in Kourtney and Howie's relationship

PACK UP THE LAZY RICKY THING

oh yes Benji, that's exactly what she's doing

she couldn't follow her dream or whatever so now she's using the kids to gain some of the success she craves. why else would she have that massive hsm poster with her name on it in huge letters in her office.

just casually grab his hand with both your hands and stare at him creepily 🥰

ship jennzzara y'all

the first bump was a missed opportunity to do the baymax "falalala" as a reference to the fact that they watched big hero six while committing arson✋

wait so big red and EJ just left Ricky in the basement and now Ricky invited Carlos when they're supposed to be at the stage?

help no Ricky looks like he's about to tell Carlos he likes him (I know it's about writing the song for seb but still, look at his body language and tell me it doesn't look like that)

Ricky is so mature about this, he really just wants Nini to be happy even though he's hurting-

baby you deserve love, maybe Nini isn't the one for you but don't say you don't deserve it

why does he keep adding bro to the end like he doesn't know how to address Carlos

PLEASE CARLOS HAVING TO ADDRESS THE BRO THING

"let's write a song when we have like 45 minutes to get to the place and help our friends possibly win $50000 at the show in 2 weeks"

"can you hit a high C?"

"that's like the bottom of my range"

why am I laughing

this is so cool to see friendship interactions that we don't normally get to see

Nini why are you being like this-

Gina did nothing wrong??

I saw that, EJ and Gina being the only ones going in the same direction👀

right so obviously Kourtney's waiting until after the menkies to get back with Howie just in case he really is just using her as a way in to east high... obviously... right?

CARLOS

OK ITS COMING GET READY YALL

Why is portwell so awkward all of a sudden

OMG EJ

OMG GINA SAY YES or not, do what you want.

the way she doubts that EJ would genuinely ask so she has to make sure it's not Ashlyn behind it

OH

THE "NOT THAT I KNOW OF"

LIKE WHAT GINA SAID TO JACK ABOUT EJ BEING HER BOYFRIEND

GUYS THEY'RE SOULMATES

I want risotto now please

THEY'RE SO SWEET AND ADORABLY AWKWARD ITS LIKEEK LITTLE KIDS

OOOOOOO what is this place that seblos is in, looks fancy....and secluded

oh wait no Ricky's just standing there

wait is it the bomb shelter

it looks so good what

HSKAGSJAGAJAGWISGSKAUASBWKSVAIWBAISBQKSHIQBWOABWOABDOQBZIQBAIAQBSIWBQISVQKSIANSGOQBSAISBKASBKWBAIABQOSBBSJAHAJAVAJSBAJHSKAHSJAHAJAJAAJAHHHHHHHH

@youranxiousnerd ARE YOU OK?

CUZ IM NOT OK

LOOK AT SEBBY'S FACE

LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE IT IS

THE LYRICS ARE KILLING ME

SEBLOS IS KILLING ME

I AM DEAD

PLEASE SEND HELP

I like to imagine that Frankie and Joe practiced this in their apartment and just had a blast with it.

or maybe that Frankie practiced in secret like what Joe did for the climb

OH THE SUITS

THATS WHERE THAT CLIP IN THE PROMO WAS FROM

AWWW SEBBY'S SO CUTE

HE'S A LITTLE MARSHMALLOW

they're still so awkward with the dance I cant

let's appreciate Frankie's voice though

this episode really was made just for the seblos and portwell stans and you gotta love it

BIG RED GET OUT

WHY DOES HE ALWAYS DO THIS

Seb's little "yeah" IS ADORABLE

you can't tell me that wouldn't have been the best time for them to say I love you....IF FREAKIN BIG RED WASN'T THERE

ok but wait Ricky needs more hugs like that, look at his face

the boy needs love

"bro" please don't let Ricky and Carlos go back to not talking because their friendship is amazing

EJ laughing at Ricky sounding like a cat coughing up a furball is so funny to me

RICKY'S FLOP GETS ME EVERYTIME

I knew it was too good to be true

ok so Ricky's dead, next in line please

this episode was so short but I love it so much. this is what I signed up for for season 2✋

[albatris]

Hi! Hope ur train trip goes well!! A possible rambling topic is -- which characters from ATDAO would be bffs with a character/characters from Rental Car? (Including the cats! They are v important!!)

Also some songs I've been liking lately are Ghost Town by Layto & Neoni, Conquest of Spaces by Woodkid, and Hypnotize by Fairlane & Grant c:

hello!! :D thank you for the question!!

first up, the tunes!! oh, these are all fantastic choices, such excellent vibes, thank you so much! Conquest of Spaces is already a favourite of mine but the other two will be peppered throughout my playlists starting today c:

now, a fun story about your train question! I have been hanging out for a crossover question for a while, then three people sent me crossover questions in very quick succession but with Slightly Different Contexts and my brain blue-screen-of-death-ed trying to decide whether to answer them together or separately hahahaha

so, I decided to answer them separately. I posted a couple of asks a sec ago about, like, how the casts would respond to each other as a whole and about who would get along best and who would get along worst, but they were limited to just the main four of both casts

now I will talk specifically BEST FRIENDS FOREVER and extend it to other members of cast hehe :3

so I talked a little briefly about how Shara and Nat would get along super well, which I stand by. initially paranormal-enthusiast Shara would just be psyched as hell to hang out with a friendly vampire and over-excited vampire Nat would be pumped to answer whatever ridiculous questions she has because obviously this makes her happy, and indulge whatever experiments she wants to try out on him probably a lot involving stabbing and healing and more stabbing. but they'd get to know each other and become fantastic friends I think :D both very curious people who love a good mystery, they'd love being dragged into each other's nonsense plots and puzzles, and they have personalities that mesh well together. plus they're both extremely awkward people, but in ways that probably wouldn't even register to the other party, so. the awkwardness just evens back out to zero

for some reason I can also picture Shara and Nat as enthusiastic pen-pals :P

n I also talked briefly about Yvonne and Noa! Be Gay Do Crimes! they'd be best friends purely because they'd bounce all their energy and chaos off each other and egg each other on when it comes to hijinks and shenanigans. best friends? yes. safe friends who make good choices? absolutely fucking not

the others I mentioned in the previous asks, these are Friends, but not necessarily Best Friends, u feel me

so. hmmmm

Nat would also take one look at Jacob and be like "oh, a friendly non-threatening completely normal but kind of endearingly oblivious human man who fills my heart with joy and is completely unfazed that I'm a vampire, I know exactly what to do with you" and would immediately elevate Jacob to Lloyd status. so Nat would just kind of sweep in and be like HEY WE'RE BEST FRIENDS I'D DIE FOR YOU LET ME BAKE YOU SOME FANCY MERINGUES and Jacob would be like. oh sick new friend!!!! plus Jacob is soft and squishy and PERFECT for napping on, which is good for Nat. and Nat is friendly and purrs and also is very soft and squishy and Jacob loves a good hug so it's fine for him too. I don't think they'd hang out much. I don't really think they have much in common. they'd just look at each other and go :D!!!!!!! and they'd adore each other

Riley and Jet would be best friends!! and they'd become best friends by taking one look at each other's fashion sense and immediately being like "oh lmao you're obviously queer and cool as hell". they'd balance each other out nicely, Jet boisterous and over-excited and forgetful, Riley more chilled out and placid and careful, so together they'd probably be juuuuuust the right amount of functional hahahaha. they'd make a pretty good team! they're both very anxious, too, but in entirely different directions, so usually when one has a freakout the other would be calm enough to calm them down and vice versa.... plus, y'know, anxiety is a necessary survival instinct, so they'd both be naturally in tune when it comes to automatically covering each other's anxiety blind spots in risky situations :P n despite Riley in general being a bit more relaxed and less intense than Jet, she's also extremely neurodivergent like him n is one of the few people who can keep up with whatever twenty different tangents Jet goes on in a conversation

they're best bros mostly because they can have an entire excited conversation that's going in a million directions at once and makes perfect sense to them but is just completely incomprehensible to everyone else

the cats, of course, the cats!! Tris would adore Grub!! horrible ugly little cat that loves to yell!! actually I think the entire ATDAO main character gang would want to be best friends with Grub. the only cat they regularly hang out with is Leonardo DiCatrio, and Leo only likes Tris (and occasionally Puts Up With Shara and Kai). Grub on the other hand is VERY affectionate and loves people, so she'd be showered in affection by the cat-cuddle-deprived other three too :P (and Nat would be DEVASTATED that Leo is skittish and doesn't want to be best friends with him)

Quinn.......... Quinn does not do the whole "having friends" very often in general, let alone BFFs. that title is reserved for Alex and Alex ONLY. Quinn and Alice might vibe, though. best friends. in total silence. both dig being Cool and Mysterious and Vaguely Feeling Better Than Everyone Else. I feel like they'd just like. hang out off to the side of the room n people watch and be like...... yeah...... we're too cool and mature for this B) (edgy losers). they'd never speak a word to each other but would occasionally give each other the Cool Person Nod

who else, who else

mmmmm my brain is blank again n I'm sleepy, I reserve the right to come back and reblog with more ideas later ahahaha

thank you for the question!!!! :D hope you're having a cool day!!

[hasquetzorkukudoneanythingwrong]

Hunted

The relationships between the Aztec and Mayan pantheons in mesoamerica can be.... complicated... mostly the two groups will not interact much. But sometimes there's conflict between the two groups, nothing major just skirmishes or disagreements. If one were to make a comparison, it's similar to the relationship between the Aesir and Vanir of Norse myth. That is, until you look below. In the underworld, only the rule of Mictlantecuhtli means anything. This horrid dread king rules over all of Xibalba, and no other mesoamerican dead deity can question his rule. But a prophecy that spoke of his death at the hands of a new death god has him.... nervous. As such, he's desperate to prevent the prophecy.

Mictlan: I cannot let Miquitzlicoatl take my place at the throne..... I must have her killed... but with her mother there.... that is much easier said then done....

The lord of the dead looked on at the world above, for some kind of opportunity. On the earth above, it seemed something was happening.

Quetz: Mija.... are you sure about this? I'm not sure it's a good idea....

Mari: mamá! I'll be fine! The river's not that far away! You'll be able to hear me yell if anything happens!

Quetz: I'd rather not risk anything happening in the first place....

Mari: mamá.... I'm not a baby.... you can't protect me forever.... some day I'll have to deal with this.... it's part of growing up

Quetz: other children don't have to worry about gods trying to kill them out of paranoia!

Mari: ur... you may have a point.... but regardless, I'll still have to deal with this eventually.... sheltering me won't help....

Quetz: aye.... you have a point I guess.... but as your mother.... I still cannot help but worry

Mari: that's fine.... but please don't stop me. I just want to go find some flowers is all....

Quetz: fine.... just.... try to make it fast.... por favor?

Mari: I'll try....

After that, Maria left the house, and headed towards a river not too far away, but out of sight of the house. Meanwhile in the underworld, the king of the dead saw this as a perfect opportunity.

Mictlan: hehehehehehe! Yes! If things go well..... I will not have to worry about her any longer.... Camazotz! I am in need of your assistance!

The lord of the dead called upon a truly terrifying god. Camazotz was another underworld god, specifically the mayan god of bats. Tho he seemed less like a proper god but more like a monster! He spoke in a creeping voice, that would drive shivers down your back

Camazotz: what do you need of me, my lord?

Mictlan: I need you to hunt down that serpent, Miquitzlicoatl! She is alone in the jungle currently, so this is the perfect opportunity!

Camazotz: of course my lord! It shall be done!

Mictlan: excellent! Do not let me down!

The bat god then left, to complete his task. Meanwhile, Mari was at the river she mentioned to Quetzalcoatl looking for a relatively rare flower that bloomed in the area.

Mari: hmmmm.... could've sworn it was around here.... did an animal eat it? That'd be annoying if true.

As she looked, noises could be heard throughout the jungle.

Mari, surprised: huh?! What was that?

She looked around for a time.... then after some time without anything.... she continued on

Mari: huh.... guess it was nothing....

But then.... a horrid screech could be heard

*SCREACH!!!!!*

Mari: what the fuck!?!

Then the giant Bat monster swooped out of the canopy! To attempt to hunt her down!

Camazotz: THERE YOU ARE!!!

Mari: oh fuck!

Immediately Mari started to run from the monstrous being, passing through the trees to avoid the ravenous beast!

Camazotz, flying after her: now, why are running?! I just want to talk!

Mari: calliete! I know damn well that's a lie, you stupid fuck!

Mari continued to on running from her pursuer, narrowly avoiding the various obstacles on the jungle floor, only to trip on a large rock and fall.

Mari: aw fuck!

Then the monstrous beast slammed onto her, ready to finish her.

Mari, in pain: FUCK!

Camazotz: hahahaha.... now you're finished little goddess.... and don't worry I'll try to make it pa-

*Growl!*

Camazotz: ....huh?!

From the nearby trees a deep growl could be heard, then a huge dog like creature came out of the trees.

Xolotl, in a deep growl: Stay! Away! From my! Niece!

Camazotz: stay out of this, Xolotl! You know Mictlantecuhtli's word is l-

But before the bat could finish, Xolotl pounced onto Camazotz attacking the other underworld god and saving Mari from death.

Xolotl, as she attacks Camazotz: Run Mari! I'll handle him!

Mari, getting up: don't have to tell me twice!

Mari then ran back towards her home, so she can stay safe from any more attacks from the bat god. She opened the door and entered the house, running into the arms of her family.

Quetz: mija! What happened?!

Mari: *panting* giant *huff* bat *huff* tried to kill me *huff* Tia saved me *huff*

Rex: fucking hell.... you're not hurt are you?

Mari: just a scratch....

Ed: is tia ok?

Mari: I'm not sure.... *huff* she told me to run.... *huff*

Ed then looked out the window, to see Xolotl in her human form coming towards the house, somewhat harmed from the previous fight.

Ed: tia's here!

He opens the door, to let her in.

Xolotl: hey guys! How's Mari doing?

Mari: I'm fine but... are you good?

Mari: me? I'm more then alright! You should've seen the other guy! I'm just happy you're safe!

Mari: si... gracias tia....

Xolotl: de nada....

Meanwhile, back in the underworld. Mictecacihuatl was not happy.

Mictlan: damn that Xolotl! Traitorous puta! This may have been my one opportunity to be free of this accursed prophecy.... and now it is lost! And where has Camazotz gone?!

But then, as he is speaking, a new soul enters his domain..... the soul of a god.

Mictlan: oh... she really did that? She killed Camazotz.... with enough resources I may be able to bring him back.... but to go so far? She's really intent on protecting those foolish children then.... *sigh* this may be the end for me....

Back at home, Mari was still dealing with what had happened.....

Rex: mija...? Are you ok?

Mari: ....I'm fine papá.... just.... shaken.... I really hate that guy....

Rex: that's fair.... it's always him that's sent after you.... thank goodness your tia was close to save you.

Mari: si.... papá? Is it a good idea to stay here....?

Rex: what do you mean?

Mari: .... I think I'd rather not live here anymore.... we're within the other gods' reach and.... this keeps happening....

Rex: do you want to move?

Mari: si.... if that's possible....

Rex: I can talk with tu mamá... see what she thinks....

Mari: gracias....

A/N: there's one of the bat incidents.... thankfully Xolotl has no loyalty towards the underworld and will protect her family. RIP Camazotz.

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[secret-engima]

Come to the Tree (There’s Joy Here)

Ooohhhh tricky one. Hmmmm.

I feel like it’s a Fairy AU of SOMETHING but I’m not sure what fandom to pick.....

....

BNHA.

An AU where all of the bullying gets to Izuku when he’s still a smol child and he runs away from home. He runs and runs and then trips and falls and it hurts and his hands are bleeding and its raining, so he hides in an old, overgrown and forgotten shrine with a big tree growing out of the roof. (Later he will realize that should have been a warning, because what place in his little Japanese suburb would naturally be that overgrown, and why had he never seen it before the moment he had lost all hope or will to live?) He stumbles inside, crying and wishing and bleeding, and when he huddles against the tree, wishing desperately to be somewhere else, someone else, something else, his bloody palm smears across the bark by accident.

And the world around him changes.

The world does not see or hear Izuku for a long, long time.

Years later, Toshinori stumbles through a suburb, looking frantically for a place to hide before he de-transforms because he forgot his time limit and what if there are WITNESSES. He spots a rundown shrine with a tree growing out of it and ducks inside. He staggers against the tree, coughing blood onto the roots and swearing softly. Eventually his breathing evens out and he straightens up, running a hand through his hair as he mentally scolds himself for losing track of his time limit. He turns to leave and walk home now that he’s safely transformed-.

“What is your wish?”

Toshinori spits blood in shock as he whirls. The young boy that is just- THERE, standing by the old tree doesn’t even blink, he just smiles and rocks on his heels, dressed in an old fashioned yukata with embroidered leaves on it, his hair a curly black-green and his eyes a bright emerald shade that is almost eerie to look at (a see in the dark quirk, perhaps, or an invisibility one considering he snuck up on Toshinori).

“I- I’m sorry?”

The boy tilts his head, still smiling placidly, “You didn’t make a wish. You can’t just leave without making a wish after paying such a high price.” The boy points and Toshinori blinks at the blood he coughed up earlier, drying on the roots.

Well. This suddenly got creepy.

“I ... you use blood to make a wish?”

The boy waggles a hand in a so-so motion, “It’s not required. Most don’t. The price for a wish varies. But if you give blood, you have to make a wish. The price is too high not to. So,” he spreads his hands, “what is your wish?”

...Oooookay?? Toshinori’s mind races, both baffled over what he just walked into and worried that the boy had been here when he transformed, “Did you ... see me come in?”

“Yes.”

Oh no, “And you ... saw me transform?”

“Yes.”

Oh. Oh dear. Toshinori comes up with an idea on the fly and smiles weakly, “I wish that you would not tell anyone about what you saw here today.”

The boy taps his lips with a finger, then shrugs and smiles, “That’s a very vague wish, but you already paid, so alright. Are there any other wishes you need?”

“Ah- no. No thank you.”

The boy nods, “Alright then. Have a nice day, Yagi Toshinori-san.” A blink and the world wavers and Toshinori is suddenly standing on the street, in front of an empty, paved lot. There is no overgrown shrine, no large tree, no smiling boy.

Thoroughly freaked out, Toshinori runs home to make some phone calls.

Naomasa checks the database, but there are no registered quirks that even begin to cover what he saw. Toshinori can only hope the boy keeps his word about Toshinori’s “wish”.

...

Hitoshi finds it next, frustrated and disillusioned with General Studies at U.A. but still stubborn. He sees the shrine out of the corner of his eye and thinks “why not, it won’t make his luck any suckier” and goes inside. He pats the tree with a hand, looks around. There is no place to leave yen anymore, the tree’s probably eaten it, and Hitoshi has no yen on him anyway. After a moment’s thought, he unhooks the little cat figurine clipped dangling from the strap of his book back and hooks it on a low branch, then claps his hands and mutters dryly, “I wish I had a different quirk.”

“Careful with a wish like that,” says the boy who Hitoshi SWORE was not there seconds ago, leaning against the tree and looking straight out of a history drama with his yukata and geta shoes, “I’m afraid that’s not a high enough price.” He frowns, “I don’t think you can afford a wish like that honestly. Do you want to try a different wish?”

Hitoshi gapes, “I- you- who are you?”

The boy just shrugs noncommittally, “I run this shrine. I grant wishes to make people happy, if they can pay.” He admires the little cat figurine with a faraway look that makes Hitoshi’s skin crawl, “It’s very pretty, but I’m afraid that’s too small a price for a wish like that. Do you have a different wish I could grant instead?”

Hitoshi keeps staring, then shakes his head to clear it, “You ... are you serious?”

The boy nods, his freckles catch on the sunlight filtering through the broken roof. Hitoshi has been in the foster system a long time, he’s seen some pretty wild quirks, enough of them he finally decides “why not, what’s the worst that can happen” and says, “How about ... I wish for the chance to get into the Hero Course.”

The boy spaces out again, humming softly, “Still a bit high ... but that’s a very nice wish.” He laughs and Hitoshi could swear the rattling leaves in the breeze laugh with him, “Alright! I’ll grant that wish. One chance to get into the Hero Course. But you know, it’s only a chance, if you want to grab it, you should stop being scared of yourself and train.”

Hitoshi bristles, “You don't have a quirk like mine.”

“No,” the boy agrees with a smile that borders on too-wide, “I don’t. But I wasn’t talking about that. You have legs and arms don’t you? Hands and feet and a clever mind? Use those. They’ll get you a lot farther than any quirk.” With that, the boy claps his hands-

And Hitoshi is blinking on the sidewalk, staring at an empty park rather than a rundown shrine.

He tells no one. But he does sign up to every extra martial arts and phys ed course U.A. offers, and even though it’s stupid to believe the strange kid ... one chance.

He won’t let it slip away when it comes.

...

And so it goes. One by one, more and more students of U.A., or teachers, or just people who need a hand catch a glimpse of the shrine out of the corner of their eye and if they wander in, they are invited to pay a price for a wish. Sometimes the price is too high for them to pay and they are turned away, sometimes the wish itself is rotten and vile and a moment later the person finds themselves out on the street with no memory of the shrine at all.

Hitoshi is a repeat visitor, at first for more wishes paid with toys and trinkets and a few manga, then later to thank the boy for the wishes coming true, then later still because the boy seems lonely and Hitoshi is grateful enough to want to make it up to him. He asks one day for the boy’s name, surprised to realize that they’ve been friends for months but he’s never heard it, and now that he thinks about it, the boy never leaves the shrine. He’s never seen him, and that green hair and eyes are fairly distinctive even in a world filled with quirks. The boy just smiles sadly, and says he doesn’t have one.

Hitoshi ... gapes. It takes a hefty wish to get the story, but in the end the boy tells it. Of being quirkless, of being afraid and lost and depressed and angry. Of running away in the rain, and stumbling inside the shrine with bloody hands. Of wishing to be SOMETHING else. The boy skips over what came next, but says that tree had been waiting for a wish granter for a long time, the old one had faded away as quirks rose and people stopped believing in wishes. But Izuku is from the age of quirks, he knows how to operate better, so he had a chance. He could be something else than a useless quirkless failure, he could be a Wish Granter, one who brought joys and gave hope to those who came to his tree and paid a small price.

But becoming a Wish Granter is a heavy, heavy wish and it required a heavy price. Even heavier than blood smeared on the trunk.

So the boy had paid for the wish with his name.

Hitoshi doesn’t understand how that is a high price until the boy explains. A name is a word. A word is useless without meaning. A word BECOMES a name when it is attached to someone, when people call someone that. A name gains power with memory.

And without that name ... memory fades away.

“You're telling me,” Hitoshi sputtered, “That you ... don’t remember ANYTHING?”

“Nothing before the day I ran away. I can remember that much at least. But I can’t remember what people called me, or where I lived, or what I was called.” The boy shrugged, “It’s okay. I like granting wishes. I like giving people hope when there is none, and making them happy. I don’t need a quirk to do that, and people don’t need a quirk to get my help. No one is too big or small for my wishes, so long as they pay, and they can pay anything as long as it’s worth what their wish is worth.”

And Hitoshi- Hitoshi can’t breathe. He can’t even-. He knows bullying. He knows how bad it gets, he’s lived it. But to be bullied so badly, over something he couldn’t help, that this boy (his FRIEND) would choose to forget everything just for a chance to matter and help people- that he would prefer losing it all to gain this one place and one thing-.

Anger burns.

Hitoshi comes back to U.A. the next day with changed goals. He’s going to be a hero, yes, but he’s going to run an agency that accepts and trains anyone with the will and dream to be a hero. Even quirkless. He’s going to help people like him, like the wish granting boy who gave up his name. He’s going to tear society up by the roots if that’s what it takes to bleed out the poison that lets this kind of thing go without notice.

And he’s going to start with the boy.

He goes back the next day with a book of names under one arm and a book bag full of chocolates and candies and cat figurines. He dumps the whole back on the roots of the tree, and when the boy appears, Hitoshi shoves the name book at him and says roughly, “I wish for you to pick yourself a name that you want from this book. Any name. I wish for my friend to have name he deserves.”

And the boy goes very, very still. He looks down at the book, then up at Hitoshi.

Then bursts into tears, because no one has ever wished on his behalf before. Wished for good health of a family member, or a happy marriage for a friend, or a hundred other things for other people yes, but never, ever him.

They sit down and pour over the book, and eventually the boy settles on the name Izuku, because for some reason it makes him think of warm things and laughter.

(Gonna stop there because ow my hands, but like- if I actually wrote this, then eventually there’d be a Reveal where the rest of Class 1-A finds out about Izuku when Hitoshi wishes for his friend to leave the shrine and spend the day having fun with him, since Izuku legit never leaves his reality-bending, location hopping shrine, and of COURSE Class 1-A finds them and of COURSE Katsuki sees Izuku, hears the name Hitoshi is calling him, and has a near heart attack. And of COURSE Katsuki, despite not being terrible in this universe (coming to the stark realization that he very well might have suicide baited a friend as a child was a reality check and a half), reacts to this shock the way he reacts to any other kind of stress: by getting angry and loud and shouty and maybe a bit punchy. And Izuku starts shaking, because he gave up his name, but without knowing it he’s been given it BACK by Hitoshi, or at least a piece of it, and Katsuki’s temper is making him almost have flashbacks, and Aizawa steps in in alarm when Hitoshi decks Katsuki and Izuku just kinda- flops over nervelessly like he’s having a seizure.

Katsuki is a Horrified Guilt™.

Aizawa rushes the kid to the hospital, but the moment there’s no one else in the room, he teleports back to the shrine and so oops no one in the room, cue freak out.

Hitoshi ends up dragging Class 1-A and his teachers to the shrine to check on Izuku and make Katsuki apologize, which he does.

And then accidentally gives back Izuku’s memories because it turns out crying all over the roots of the tree in genuine, years-long regret is a high enough price to fulfill the wish for Izuku to “Come Back”.

Of course there’s also the whole ‘magic is actually a thing and Izuku genuinely can’t leave the shrine unless someone wishes it for the day’ because that’s what being a Wish Granter means and Izuku ends up getting lots and lots of visitors who don't want wishes but just want to be his friend and make him happy.

Anyway yea, no idea where I was going with this but it was fun at least?)

[andaleduardo]

Where, besides Tumblr, can people find you doing fannish things? (Obviously only mention sites and usernames you actually want to be found at. Don’t expose your secret identities on my account.)

What other names have you gone by on these platforms, including Tumblr, if any?

When did you join the IT fandom? And what got you into fandom, to begin with?

What are your favorite ships, or characters, if any, and why? What do they mean to you?

In what ways do you participate in fandom? (ex. Posting memes, reblogging/commenting on content, writing fanfic, making fanart, creating fanmixes, etc.)

Do you have any in-fandom inspirations? Other members of the community that drive you? (And if you have the time/energy, in what ways do they inspire you?)

Name and link some of your favorite works, please!

Do you have any works of your own that you feel particularly proud of, or wish more people would’ve consumed? Please provide links if possible.

Have you ever participated in a fannish event (ie. IT Week, a fic Big Bang) or applied to be a part of a fanzine? If so, which ones, and can you please link them?

Without any form of bashing or lashing out, what is something you feel this fandom is missing?

We’ve talked about it before but I wanna thank you one more time for all the thought you put into these questions and for sending them to me, honestly <33

Okay this is probably going to be a long post I’m sorry in advance,,

- Besides tumblr and AO3 (it’s the same username) I don’t have any more fannish accounts, I have a twitter so I can keep up with the IT content over there but my account is private I don’t really interact there I just observe 👀

- Jesus what a good question, my first name on tumblr was eds-spagheds, that was also my first name on AO3, but then the second movie came out and I had to make good use of that iconic line

- Okay buckle up I love this story. So, It chapter one came out in 2017, but I hate horror movies with a passion, I never watch them, so when my friends asked me to come see it with them I said no, right. Fast forward one year. One random day in high school I think I caught the flu or something and I was feeling like absolute CRAP but me and my friend (the same one that invited me to see It on the cinema) had already made plans for that afternoon, that were: watch IT chapter one at her house. I tell you, I was laying on her couch having fever dreams while we waited for another friend of ours to show up, I was thinking to myself, I’m gonna go home, I feel like shit I don’t want to watch a horror movie that I’m gonna have nightmares about tonight. Anyway, I didn’t leave, they convinced me because they said “you love stranger things you’ll love this too”. The three of us sat down to watch the movie. Me, a dumbass, said this on the first seconds of the movie: “Can you imagine how bad it must feel to enter a fandom based on a movie? Like, with stranger things you can rewatch all the seasons but with a movie it’s just, the same 2 hours to obsess over and over.” No, I didn’t know there was a book, mini-series, or a second part. Yes, I got to know them all in the following months because as soon as I finished the movie I knew that was it for me.

- Okay favorite ships? We’re all tired of this answer but reddie. However, I like every single ship imaginable between the 7 of them, to me they’re all soulmates and I love all the dynamics possible. I lovE all of them, ships and characters. I think I related most to Ben, because of the unrequited love, body image and food issues. That part on the book about Ben’s mom feeding him unhealthy things and him trying to eat better and then the guilt trip? man, that hit too close. But like many people say, we all relate to every loser in a different way.

- Sighs. I don’t really participate anymore... First 2 years I was on fire with content, I did fanart and wrote prompts, one shots, full fics.. now I literally just reblog things and try to give love to the artists. I guess you can say I’m retired

- That’s a difficult question, all of the art I see inspires me, all of the fics I love inspire me, before, I guess they inspired me to create my own content for the fandom but since I don’t create anymore, they just, make my day really much better. I appreciate every single content creator of this fandom, you don’t know how much joy it brings me

- Okay okay!! This is impossible to get right because I will forget many many people for sure but over all this time there’s some works that really stick with me and that I think about every other day:

a (number) neighborhood of seven by  BookRockShooter

I Might Be Dreaming (I Might Be Dead) by batwake

two falling sparks  by zach_stone

Predicament Bondage  by dgalerab

Now What I'm Gonna Say May Sound Indelicate by IfItHollers

& That's For All Time  by  tossertozier (rednoseredhair)

In Over Your Chest is Way Too Deep (AKA Surf Bois) by speakslow

5555 by weepies

- Yes! I wrote a handful of things but my absolute favorite one is this: Late at night when I like who I am, in the dark where I’m finally me

- No :( Sadly I never participated in any fandom event as a creator, but I love to see everyone’s work when one happens ! I bought the loser’s zine and it’s my most prized possession

- Hmmmm tough question, I think a little more empathy? There are so many kind and amazing people here but there are also some people who are... not. I see a lot of discourse over useless things like adults being in the fandom is somehow bad because the losers were once kids? like, are we forgetting this story follows these people from their childhoods through their adulthoods? And are we supposed to stop liking things after we turn 20 or? And when people who write Richie’s parents as bad parents are regarded as edgy teens who just want to cause Richie pain??? like what the....? so many people have only watched the movies and i’m sorry but in the movies there’s nothing that shows Richie’s parents as good parents, that’s only in the book, why do we attack these people then? maybe they relate to Richie and they have bad households, don’t we all project ourselves on our favorite characters?

Anyway, that’s all from me, if anyone reads this far I’ll be impressed but I had a lot of fun with these 👉👈

[itsbenedict]

[cp12] Need help with a survey!

embark not upon this quest if thy wish is to remain unblemished by corruption! though you do not yet know it, [ed: If you're willfully ignoring all the gray text "them" the game is really unsubtly hinting are supposed to be the big bads,] the design center that manufactures Keen Dean's glasses... not to spoil anything, hehe, but you may not wish to see their aims fulfilled. who knows what sort of nefarious use the fruits of thy labors shall be put to? thy reward is of no use until much later, in any event! [ed: God, she's so obsessed with her coy tour guide shtick, but she'll drop spoilers (not that they're not obvious) because she has some kind of actual grudge against the fake 'evil' corporation from the funny furry video game? As if she's thwarting their plans by warning people that they're evil? What is her deal?]

if you are determined to stain thy soul, however, meet with thy contact at the gate to the southwestern road out of town. though the gate remains locked to unauthorized personnel, Eric Smuster has ventured forth out of that fortress of iniquity to offer vile temptation!

[ed: Man, don't be mean to Ricky! Kid's just doing his job! Like, even apart from how they're actually not evil, Ricky doesn't even do any of the big secret "villain" stuff! He's a marketing intern! Calm down!]

should you choose to fall for this trap, eric shall present thee with an assignment: spy upon the people of Lebwa, and extract their innermost secrets! [ed: Jesus H. Christ, it's called market research, Sunscreen! It's literally just a survey!] you are to pose as an ordinary citizen, and ask those who wear a pair of Keen Dean's augmented reality glasses about their opinion on the product! those who lurk in the shadows are "keen" to know how their machinations are progressing.

though you may find new conversation topics with any bespectacled inhabitant of lebwa, there are five with whom you must speak before you may mark the request complete! you shall find:

in the town square, ask he who bears the mane [ed: The lion guy in the tracksuit running around the fountain]. you shall hear that he is quite enthused about these glasses, irrespective of their shadowy origins! it seems as though learning his true form was that of the king of beasts was a great boon to his self-confidence!

make thy way to the den of creation and ply your questions with its ruler! [ed: Go talk to Geek Anon.] he will tell you that without the Sight, he was yet more than capable of unraveling and reassembling code into useful forms- but that the spectacles have sped up his workflow considerably! the design studio, then, seeks to enhance the productivity of the people? hmmmm...

by water's edge, the one whose words are framed by daggers! [ed: She's a walrus, jesus.] as a sailor, her life was smooth sailing... but now that she can see bugs, bugs can see her- and dealing with those attacks has been no small feat! why does she not simply remove them, i wonder...? perhaps some compulsion built in by some malefactor? [ed: Not a thing.]

seek out the most devout of killers! [ed: ARE YOU TRYING TO WRITE A WALKTHROUGH OR A BOOK OF RIDDLES?! THE PRAYING MANTIS LADY IN THE HOUSE BEFORE THE SPINWALKS, FFS.] she is perhaps less than open-minded- she is annoyed that the animal kingdom is reflected in the souls of humanity! whyever cannot people simply be normal, she wonders.

the guard at Skybreaker Castle [ed: Yes there's like a dozen identical ones. It's the one wearing glasses to the left in the entry hall.] has grave concerns! is it truly for the best that such power be scattered about for just anyone to use? should not such insight into the nature of reality be shepherded carefully by responsible authorities? [ed: God, I can't stand this dude's concern-trolling. You're just a bootlicker who wants to keep being special, shut up.]

once you have collected these responses, report back to eric for your ill-gotten reward, should you so choose.

[inlovewiththeteachertc]

Saw another crushing student do this challenge, thought I’d give it a go

December TC Challenge

1) what color is your tc’s hair?

Graying dark brown, so salt and pepper I guess. Not too short, not too long. 

2) is your tc married?

No he’s not. I’m pretty sure he’s single. 

3) if yes, do you care? would you do something with them regardless of their marriage?

It would make the situation feel hopeless. I wouldn’t want to be a homewrecker, so no.

4) what’s your worst memory with your tc?

He asked me if we ever discussed religion at home and I said no. I said I was an atheist and that we therefore didn’t talk about it. He said that he’s also an atheist but started talking about the importance to discuss it (he said he did it with his kids). He kept going on about it. I got to see how intense he can be, quite intimidating tbh. 

5) what’s your best memory with your tc?

One time when he was looking at one of my assignments and tested me to see if I thought I had written correctly and I said “I thought so”. I wanted to show myself confident to him. He seemed to really like that and responded with “you thought so?” and smiled. We looked into each others eyes intensely like you do before a kiss (there were other students there though so it didn’t happen). 

6) does anyone in your school know how you feel?

He was my teacher 2.5 years ago. A classmate asked me last year how I thought he was as a teacher. Many in my class disliked him since he was so outspoken and honest (I loved it though lol). The classmate looked at me in an odd way like he could tell I had felt some kind of way about him. I just said “yeah he was alright” not to be too obvious. 

7) does your tc know how you feel?

That’s tricky. He always said I was so friendly. But then again the way I looked at him, blushing etc... Idk. And that moment (question 5). He also seemed disappointed once when I sat next to him and moved my chair a bit further away from his. (Read more about that on my page). Idk if it could sink in to him that such a young woman would be interested in him. Hmmmm....

8) do you think there’s any chance your tc reciprocates your feelings?

Maybe. He seemed to enjoy talking to me and often wanted to know my opinion on things. He seemed to smile a lot around me and spoke kind of softly to me if that makes sense. No clue though. He was very charismatic in general. 

9) are you getting your tc a christmas present? if so, what is it?

No. It would’ve been weird if I did after a few years and before I’ve told him how I feel. 

10) have you ever flirted with your tc?

Yep, in a subtle way. He’s intelligent though, I’m sure he could read signs. 

11) how long have you had a crush on them? what began it all?

It began after two weeks of classes with him (didn’t stop). He was just so charming, funny and charismatic... 

12) do you believe you’ll get over them shortly after you stop taking their class/have the chance to spend time with them?

Lol, 2.5-3 years later and he’s still on my mind. He was unforgettable. 

13) what kind of grades do you get in their class?

Mostly A’s, sometimes B. Worked hard to impress him. English has always been my favorite subject before he was my teacher too. 

14) does your tc ever do any tiny, little things that you adore?

I loved his laugh and smile. The way he joked/teased playfully to see my reaction. The way he stood up for my grades when discussing with other teachers (more about it on my page). His sparkling eyes. How he spoke passionately of things he cared for. 

15) are you their favorite student?

One of his two favorites.

16) do you two share any tastes? movies, books, music, etc.

Some tv-shows. Enjoying movies that make you cry. The lack of popular social media usage lol. Dogs (we own the same breed even). Atheism. Both absolute idiots when it comes to cooking haha.  

17) is your teacher religious?

No.

18) do you masturbate to them?

Let’s not go there xD

19) do you communicate with them outside of school?

Sadly, not yet. Will contact him this year though.

20) do you have any tc songs or songs you relate to your tc? what are they?

An entire playlist. Lots of Ed Sheeran, sleeping at last, Billy Raffoul etc. Both sad and happy love songs. 

21) what’s your favorite thing your tc has said/memory you have with them?

See question 5. 

22) do you plan to continue a relationship with them after you leave school?

I’m planning on contacting him this year. Will ask him out hopefully. I’m nervous.

23) how will you deal during the summer? will you see him/her?

The summer after he wasn’t my teacher anymore felt sad and empty. 

24) does your tc support gay rights?

I couldn’t imagine why he wouldn’t. He’s not extremely traditional. 

25) what class do you have with them? And what period? Do you have them every day?

English. Last lesson on Mondays and last on Fridays, so twice a week. It was lovely to end my school week with his class. It made me happy when going home for the weekend. And knowing I got too see him in a couple of days again.

26) have you ever drifted out during a lecture thinking about them and missed information?

Yeah, I daydreamed a lot about him. I stayed focused for my grade though. 

27) have you stalked them online? what did you find out?

Yes... His age, where he lives, who he lives with, ex girlfriend. Zodiac, birthday. 

28) have you ever run into them outside of schools? what happened?

I saw him once from afar in a parking lot but he didn’t see me.

29) has your tc ever spoken of teacher-student relationships? what did they say?

No. 

30) do you regret telling anyone about your tc? if you’ve kept it a secret, why have you done so?

I’ve told my mom. She doesn’t know just how much I adore him. I don’t regret telling her, but I have to be careful not to say too much. She’s protective. She thinks he’s max 40 years old. Lol he’s not but sure mom.

[bl597]

requested by my dear @whack-ed ♡: "não resisti e vou escrever isso em pt, pq sim kkkkkk. okay, então primeiro parabéns pelos 300 seguidores cara, isso é bom demais! pra comemorar junto eu queria um 🍒. Sonserina, bissexual, ela/dela, teatro/escrever/desenhar/costurar, cabelos e olhos castanhos, o cabelo liso e curtinho. cara, pra simplificar, eu me descreveria com essa musica "Good Girls - Elle King". é isso meu amor, e de novo, parabéns! vc merece <3"

I accidentally posted the request and I had to delete it jssjksskjdjd anywayssss obrigada meu amor!!! 🥺❤ eu ia responder em português, mas me sinto meio estranha já que tô meio acostumada em escrever em inglês sksjdjdkdjk espero que tu goste!! 💕

warnings: just fluff, really. it took me a very long time to finish it because i procrastinate quite a lot hahaha i need to stop doing it, i really suck at writing headcanons maybe i'll start writing blurbs instead of them hmmmm. a few curse words i guess :p, english is not my first language, so i'm sorry for any mistakes! requests are closed for now!!

my masterlist ♡

I ship you with... Fred Weasley!

okay so first of all

you + Freddie = chaos

you two started dating on your fifth year

and you and the twins always pulled prank together

Filch hates you three so much skshdkdjd

you always used the Marauders map - before the twins gave it to Harry - to sneak around in the middle of the night

and if you ever happened to be caught, you always found a way to get out of this

because come on

you probably study theater and you're an amazing actress

so you could always come up with an excuse for why you were outside bed at past cutfew

not that the teachers actually believed it tho

and Fred just thought you were bloody brilliant because?????

how could he not!!

and he always smiles like a fool when you try to convince the teachers that you did nothing wrong

even though the strong smell of dungbomb literally reports you guys

oK

he didn't really like you at first

because you're a Slytherin and he thought you were an asshole just like most of your housemates

but turns out that you're different from them

you're so unique and so you

with all your sarcasm and cheeky replies

he couldn't help but fall hard for you

so one day he just randomly asked you out

and you said yes bc you thought he was cool too

and also bc hes fred fucking weasley i mean?????

so after a little while you started dating

and oh boy is this man the best boyfriend ever

he always flirts with you, no matter how long you've been dating

because he loves the tiny little blush that spreads over your cheeks

Fred loves to cuddle you and to run his hands through your soft short hair

and omg your eyes

he swears he could spend the rest of his life just admiring them

because they're so beautiful!!!

he will always support you

either it's with your passion for theater

or you art

or anything you do

he loves it all and always lets you know how much he appreciates them and you

he loves it when you read the things you wrote

because you write things so beautifully and so wonderfully

and the proud small smile you give him when he asks you to read to him is enough to improve his whole week

he also loves your drawings and how you put your heart in every single line of it

you once drew him and he almost cried a bit

you always cheer for him during quidditch matches

even though your housemates give you disappointed looks

you couldn't care less

you just wanted to support ya boy

ok so

about his family

they were extremely happy for Fred when he told them he was dating

but they were a bit apprehensive when they found out you were a little snake

because of the house bad fame and everything

but he was fast to calm them down and say you weren't like the other Slytherins

and didn't give a shit about blood statuses or some shit like that

so they invited you to spend a week at the Burrow

to get to know you better and to make sure you were a good person for Freddie

and in the very first minutes you spent there

you managed to steal everyone's heart

you got along pretty well with everyone

and they simply loved you almost as much as Freddie boy does

you and Molly would sit down and talk for hours while she teaches you how to knit

she gets even more excited when she learns you know how to sew

anyways

in less than one week, you unofficially became a Weasley :D

Fred loves you and he was extremely happy to see his family loved you too

his family is everything to him and their approval of your relationship was very important to him

~

I ship you with... Sirius Black!

ben barnes is such a cutie

well lets begin shall we

Sirius is head over heels for you

no one can deny it

you'd be just breathing and he'd be like

ohmygod shes so cute hskshsdjdjksajjdjdks

and you two are like the cutest badass couple ever

but at first it was very completely different

simply because you're a snake and he's a lion

and he hated the Slytherin house because of his family

he hated every single person in Slytherin, and he wasn't really ashamed of that

poor baby he deserved a better family than those assholes :(

one day he happened to accidentally bump into you

and he was going to help you

bc his family was shitty but they taught him some manners

but he abruptly stopped when he saw the green in your robes

and he said something rude and left

but you definitely did not stay quiet

so you just argued with him

and told him to go to hell ooops

and he was like :O

and then you left with your classmates bc you were going to be late to Divination

and Sirius was fucking intrigued

i mean???????

and then when they arrived at the Gryffindor common room

Remus scolded him for being rude to people, specifically Slytherins

and told him to apologize for his childishness

and Sirius was like "hahahaha nice joke Moony"

but he realised Remus was being serious

and he was kinda confused bc??? why is he defending the enemies???

anyways

he somehow convinced Sirius to talk to you

which he did, but whining like a child when their parents don't give them a new toy

you thought he was going to say some shit like that day

so you were with your wand in hand, ready to jinx the shit out of him if he did something

that gladly didn't happen

you were extremely confused and you thought it was a prank

but you saw it wasn't

so you accepted his forced apologies

and after some kinda weird moments of you talking

you decided to be not enemies

you weren't friends yet but weren't enemies either

well I'll start the part where you two are dating or else it'll get longer than it already is lol

when you started dating

your housemates were like

what the fuck??

and you just kinda ignored them bc you were actually happy with Sirius

and let me teLl you

Sirius is a smoll bean even though he has this badboy fame

he loves to see the things you wrote or drew

he absolutely loves them and always tells you how talented you are and how proud of you he is

I don't even have to say that you two pull pranks together

you just like to mess around together

bc you like each other's company

and being chaotic is a bonus

i mean, who wouldn't want to pull pranks with Sirius and mess around with him??

when you came out as bi to him he was very supportive and was ready to beat the shit out of anyone who dared to say shit about you or your sexuality

Sirius says lgbtq+ rights and fuck jk rowling

anyways

he was so excited when he transformed into Padfoot in front of you for the first time

and he was so proud of himself when you smiled widely and showered him with questions about it

yay

you always stayed with him after the full moon and helped madam Pomfrey

bc you wanted to see your baby alright :(

Sirius is really into pda and 100% would randomly kiss you in public

just because he can lol

you love each other too much

you're the best couple ever change my mind

[greatsweet98]

"She-Ra and The Princesses Of Power" Character Escape Game

starts now!

The 33 characters simultaneously woke up in a dark room, that turned out to be unexpected. But since it's a room, there'll be light. A lightbulb is hanged up at the ceiling, and it needs a light switch to turn it on. As the 33 characters woke up......

Catra: *screams* Where am I?

Adora: *gasps in shock* What? Catra?

The red-eyed Hordak: What in Etheria is the place?

Kyle: What the heck? Why is everyone? (notices Rogelio & Lonnie) Rogelio? Lonnie?

At this moment, everyone there start to notice each other by their voices and fearly shivers, until someone accidently flips the light switch that turns the lightbulb on, that made everyone there scream in surprise and shock.

Micah: Glimmer? Sister?

Glimmer: Dad?

Castaspella: Brother?

Micah's daughter & his sister found him and hugged him. He hughed them back, then they broke the hug.

Glimmer: Dad, where are we?

Micah: I don't know, babygirl.

The "wrong" Hordak: Why are we here in a room full of nothing but us?

Madame Razz: (halfly sees Adora while faces at look) Adora, is that you?

Catra: Ugh, (gets frustrated) is this gonna be another Horde Prime "expirement".

Scorpia: Um, I don't know, Adora told me that she and Catra already taken Horde Prime down. But luckily, one of Horde Prime's bots is regenerated into good affliation to have a lucky friend to Entrapta?

The Busgirl: Where are we, Baker?

Baker: I don't know. How about you, Soda Pop?

Soda Pop: Me neither.

Everyone start noticed each other by friends by known-people and start asking questions in the same topic of the unexpected place they're in.

Adora: May I have everyone's attention?

Swift Wind: Huh? (turns to Adora)

Double Trouble: *rolls his eyes* Ugh, what is it?

Adora stands in front of everyone else to preach everyone. And everyone else faced at Adora.

Adora: Ok, here we go again.

Frosta: Adora, where are we?

Starla: And how did we get here?

Huntara: And who brought us here?

George & Lance: Who?

Perfuma: Please answer the question, who?

Adora: Ok, everyone, be quiet!

Everyone else starts shutting their mouths, well not everyone since one of them don't have mouths (Emily only, because she's Entrapta's robot).

Adora: I know you all have been asking the same question, and also do I. I know you all have been finding the answer, and also do I. I also don't know where we are, but if anyone else brought us here the way in, the way in is also the way out. I don't where is it, but it's better if we work together as one huge team. If we work together, since there's many of us, we may be able to answer our questions during our route on finding our way out.

At this point, everyone else hesitated to respond. But,

Catra: I may also have something to add, guys.

Everyone "huh?-ed" and turned to Catra.

Catra: I think Adora is right. Although, we may don't know where we are right now, but we can still figure it out and answer the question you've all been asking if we worked together. They say that "teamwork makes the dream work". (turns and smiles to Adora as a support to her)

*Adora smiled back at her*

Adora: So, who's in?

Everyone else, other than Catra & Adora, hesitated again to respond.

Netossa: *after 4 seconds of thinking* I'm in.

Micah: *after 3 seconds* I'm also in.

Jewelstar: Me too.

Kyle: Me three.

*Rogelio roars in a talk way*

Entrapta: Me four!

Everyone else responded to join to be part of Adora's teamwork & responsibility "organization".

Adora: So, who's ready to work together?

*everyone cheered in triumph*

Adora: I'm glad.

Castaspella: Ok, we're now working together, but is there a door or a secret passage here?

Adora: (🤔) Hmmm....if we're in a room full of nothing. There should be an activation of a secret door or secret passage here.

While Scorpia is behind Bow at the "audience area facing Adora", Scorpia notices a note taped on Bow's back part of his "hero suit".

Scorpia: Um, Bow, is that a note behind you?

Bow: Huh? *tries to feel the note om his back by his hands* What the? No one noticed it the entire time?

Madame Razz: Oh, I think I barely did.

Adora: *gasps in surprise* Bow, you have a note there! (to Scorpia) Scorpia, take it off of him.

*Scorpia takes the note off of Bow and gives it to her*

Adora: (reads the message) Hmmmm....there's a message.

Castaspella: Can I read the message?

Adora: Um, *after 2 seconds of thinking* sure. I'll let you read this time.

Castaspella: Thanks. (smiles at her and reads the message)

Castaspella: "As you've wondering where you are right now, you're somewhere in Etheria but I'm sure you haven't found this nowhere in Etheria. At first, you'll be trapped in a dark room because you all gonna be play an escape game."

Glimmer: Escape game?

The "wrong" Hordak: Wait, we're playing a game?

Entrapta: But it's an escape game.

Glimmer: Aunt Casta, please continue reading.

Castaspella: Ok, Glimmer. (continues reading the message) "There are levels to go through to find your way out. Here's the worst part yet good later on, everytime all of you proceed to the next level, a number of you will be eliminated if you don't finish the level, challenge, or you're the last one to make it. You don't die in this reality and in this escape, once you're eliminated, you'll be put in a cage to wait for the last player uncaged to finish the last level to free all the eliminators and made your way out. For your first task, since you're trapped in a room, find a button. By, "the creator"."

Sea Hawk: Ok at first I thought we're gonna die here, but....we'll be put in a cage if we're eliminated?

Mermista: To be honest, that's kinda good and random and a bit scary.

Perfuma: I know.

Bow: (sees Adora thinking) Adora?

Adora: (🤔) Hmmm.....find a button?

*Emily (the robot) squeaking*

*Melog talks in his creature language that no one understands but Catra*

Entrapta: Ok everyone, find a button here!

Not to mention, the room isn't too small or too big for them, it's just like the size of a combination of the size of a house living room & the size of a house kitchen. As of by now, everyone tries to find a button around the room, possibly camouflaged, until Soda Pop accidently push something on the wall (which could be the button). As he does it, a trapdoor magically appeared in the middle of the room before everyone noticed it after a second, and the room starts to shrink by the ceiling going down. The distance from the "33" to the ceiling is 5 feet, and it goes down by 0.5 ft per 15 seconds (so it takes 150 s./2 min. & 30 s. to hit the ground). They saw the trapdoor and have no choice to do.

Adora: Quick, everyone at the trapdoor now!

Everyone listened to Adora and went on the trapdoor, but it's locked with a code keypad.

Frosta: (shouting) What? It's locked by a code? Come on!

Adora: (examines the keypad, turns it around as sees something written on the back of it) *gasps* Guys, here's a clue for the code.

Scorpia, Entrapta, Glimmer, Catra, & Kyle viewd the clue with Adora.

It turns out to be a math equation.

Castaspella: Hmmmm...four hundred twenty-six thousand, nine hundred seventeen.

Lance: Plus three hundred fifty-two thousand, one hundred thirty.

Lonnie: Subtracted by two hundred six thousand, nine hundred fourteen.

Frosta: Ok, I'm not that good at mathematics, but I can solve it. Anybody knows the answer?

Everybody else of the "33": (🤔)

After they're all thinking of their mathematic skills, they pawn out their answers.

Here are their answers:

Castaspella: Um...476,283

Frosta: Uh, 500 thousand something. Maybe like 572,133?

Micah: Hmmm...I might have the same answer as Frosta, '572,133'. Because I use my brain.

The "wrong" Hordak: I think I agree with that lady named Castaspella, I think? She said it was four hundred seventy-six thousand something.

Catra: I guess it's 572,133.

Adora: 572,133. Yep!

Glimmer: No, it couldn't be. It's 568,203. I think that's my answer. Oh wait, it could also be 572,133.

Baker, Soda Pop, & Busgirl: We agree with the majority, our answer is 572,133.

Swift Wind: 572,133.

Madame Razz: Maybe it's eight!

Kyle: My answer is around 600 thousand something.

Lonnie: Pffft, *chuckles teasingly as friend* it's 572,133! Use your math brain, Kyle!

*Rogelio roars talkatively agreeing within the majority*

The "red-eyed" Hordak: Wait, it could be 568,203. Glimmer's right!

Perfuma: 572,134?

Mermista: 572,133. My final answer.

Sea Hawk: I agree with my dearest love! Five hundred seventy two thousand, one hundred thirty-three! (puts his arm around Mermista's neck) Right, dearie?

Mermista: (rolls eyes) Ugh, yeah! And duh!

Double Trouble: I'm not good at math, but I'll take a guess. Promise, to be honest, I'm not cheating or copying anyone's answers, okay? My guess is the same with the minority, 572,133. I tried using my brain.

Spinnerella: 572,133?

Netossa: No, wait, I think it's 572,133. (to her wife) You're right, Spinny.

George & Lance: We kinda thought it's 572,133.

Huntara: Maybe I agree with Kyle, it's somewhere in the 600,000s.

Starla, Jewelstar, & Tallstar: Umm...we don't have an answer. But we guess you guys mostly have the same answer by most of you. We don't even know the answer.

Entrapta: Before the first person said their answer, T.B.H., my answer is exactly 572,133.

Scorpia: Uhhh...*puts her claws together side by side like this 👉👈*...maybe Kyle's right. It's in 600,000s. Probably 672,133.

Bow: I don't have an answer. I think my answer might be wrong, mine is 572,133.

*Melog & Emily shake their heads*

Entrapta: (notices Melog & Emily doing that) Looks like Melog & Emily don't know the answer but I do.

Catra: Okay, the majority goes for 572,133. *gets closer to the keypad* Should I type '572133' as the code?

Frosta, Micah, Adora, Baker, Soda Pop, Busgirl, Swift Wind, Lonnie, Mermista, Sea Hawk, Double Trouble, Spinnerella, Netossa, George, Lance, Entrapta, & Bow: YES!

Glimmer: No! Wait, yes, I think. *sighs* Just do it, Catra. Maybe my answer is wrong, *puts her finger on her mouth) but it could be right.

WHO GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER/ANSWERS TO THE MATH EQUATION?

SHOULD CATRA TYPE '572,133' AS THE CODE, OR REFUSE IT?

Because there's 2 minutes & 30 seconds left for the ceiling to squeeze them!

It's your decision in the comment section! Hurry!

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