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aegagrusscholarship · 9 months ago
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familiarity, the lack thereof, and the only way it could have ended.
the thing is, ultrakill is a very diegetic game. near everything, from the style meter to the bottomless arsenal to the shitass graphics themselves, are explained in some way by some in-universe fact.
so, what with violence and the implication that V1 was designed to counter earthmovers
what with 7-4 and the fact that it is a culmination of this implication
i wonder. when V1 looked up at that earthmover, did it know, with whatever passes for instinct in a machine, exactly what to do? and if it did, then, how is this conveyed to the player?
diegetic as the game is, how does it engineer a situation in which the player, themselves, knows exactly what they have to do?
the biggest factor, i think, is the fact that the earthmover's health bar appears the moment you lay eyes (or camera, or whatever) on it, and it does not leave until you have finally killed this colossus.
but this factor is much more subtle than it appears at first glance. yes, big honkin' boss healthbar on screen for the entire level, what more to it. there's a good deal more, it turns out.
first off- this is the shortest leadup by far to any bossfight in the game. you slide through a single vent, and you are greeted with benjamin right out in the open. even P-1, devoid of any other hazards as it is, gives you a long trek down the spinal staircase before you reach the flesh prison. 7-4 has none of it. you enter the level, you enter the stage, and there you have it. you know exactly what you are up against right from the outset, and it's not quite a feeling of familiarity but it tells you exactly what you have to do. which is the point of this all, isn't it?
7-4 is also... not a bossfight! it is a full level! it is a full level framed as a bossfight. the health bar frames this full complete level as a bossfight.
and on one hand, this is not new news. on the other hand, i think this is the crux of it. the thing is, most bossfights are near-to-entirely new. you do not know how the boss acts. you do not know their attack patterns. you do not know their capabilities. you are learning something new. levels, though, you have done a thousand times over and so the player knows how they need to play through this bossfight in a way that is not quite present with any other boss in the game.
the content of the level is new, of course, because that's how it goes. but you know the motions. you have done this for two acts prior, you know the motions. you know exactly what to do.
also! this level does not exist in a vacuum. what i am saying is this: the rest of violence layer shifts its storytelling and its tone and even its graphics. it is something completely new in contrast to the rest of the game. 7-4, though, returns to environments and graphics more akin to what you have experienced before, bringing you back to familiarity and again knowing what to do here in a way the rest of violence hasn't let the player experience.
one more thing about this level: it plays directly into expectations. which is something that the rest of the game actually does not tend to do.
the game, at base, is just not a typical FPS. it gives you movement like a roguelite or a platformer, it takes guns you expect to know the mechanics of and goes utterly wild with how far the archetype can be changed.
in a smaller scope, here is a comparison of the earthmover and the corpse of king minos as two separate colossal bosses foreshadowed in similar ways. and i mean, minos's bossfight isn't unprecedented in other works. but i think the thing that matters here is that you are not, in fact, the underdog as is the case with so many other bosses of its ilk. riven of many voices, destiny 2, similar bossfight similar scale. you are hiding from her you are a fireteam of many you are triumphing over a dragon larger than life. project gestalt, madness project nexus, you are pulling out every stop you can to take down something so far over your head (both literally and metaphorically). corpse of king minos- V1 looks up, stands its ground, and parries his god damn fist.
and the thing is, the earthmover plays into a different expectation, but it's playing into an expectation nonetheless. you look at this thing and you climb it and you dismantle it from within, like you have done in many games prior. you know what your goal is from the moment you see that healthbar and you hook onto the conspicuously placed hookpoints that tell you- you will climb this machine; you will fight your way up to whatever its core is and you will kill it. you play through the entire level with this expectation and you get exactly this expectation. you destroy its core and it begins a countdown, and so very many games have countdowns before the collapse of whatever level you have just beaten, and you know exactly what you have to do.
i don't know. i love diegetic storytelling. i love this level.
it's just familiarity, i think. this level runs off familiarity. it gives you, the player, things and tropes and designs you are familiar with. it signals to you that you should know what to do, and it lets you do exactly what you expect to do.
if i were any more cheesy i could absolutely end this by restating something about the only way it could've ended, but uh. i am not that cheesy. this time.
aw crud now i don't know how to end this oh well goodbye then
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borgialucrezia · 21 days ago
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lowkey wish we had seen cesare's reaction after finding out that his whole dovecote was killed by the falcons that rodrigo ordered to sweep the city of the pigeons he had been beefing with. like something about rodrigo, despite having his oldest son as his adviser and confidant, he never seems to consider his feelings (tbh he always neglects his children's feelings because he's blinded by ambition). he fails to regard that those falcons might attack cesare's beloved doves (or he thinks cesare wouldn’t care much about it perhaps?) like it's just a tiny detail that juan briefly mentioned about cesare loving the doves while drunkenly attempting to evoke brotherly love in him. their father always scars cesare without even realizing it, just as he used juan as a grinding stone to provoke him, leading to the tragic outcome where cesare ends up killing his brother. he never foresees the consequences of his behavior and what cesare might be able to do by constantly stepping on him (metaphorically). he helped create the tyrant that cesare became in the final season. the cesare that he feared so much to the point where he thought his own son might end up usurping him as well lol
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littleplantfreak · 2 months ago
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i know for sure i want ume to hunt me for sport
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florida3exclamationpoints · 2 months ago
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My mom is always like we don't treat you like a middle child do we 🥺 and then treats me like a middle child
#i mean. no I don't have horrible middle child syndrome#but its there 💀#my parents planned this vacation without asking me anything#and also lowkey thought i might not even go ??? bro its the beach........#and then literally last week my mom was like you can see if there's any restaurants you want to go to#but when i was looking i saw that there's an aquarium!!!!!!#idk man. aquariums are my favorite thing ever. you would think my parents might see that when planning this trip#and be like oh hey elisabeth would like that#but they didn't 🫶#the main activities that they planned were. a fort. and a battleship. yayyyy 😐#sorry bestie i dont care about that! but my dad does so cool he should go do that!#but i asked if we could go to the aquarium#and my mom is trying to figure out how to fit it in#and she's like. well we could go to the aquarium instead of spending all of one day at the beach#or. i could go to the aquarium by myself while they walk around the city.#and im like. can some of us go to the aquarium while my dad and granddad go to the fort or battleship#???#and they're like. hmmmm idkkkk..... that doesn't sound right............ we wouldn't want people to miss that......#ok but i can miss the beach or the city. aka the things im actually interested in. ok cool#great. for sure dude#we talked about it for a minute and i said id rather miss the battleship and fort than the beach or city#and my mom was like . ok we'll figure it out. we'll either go tomorrow or Sunday. idk. we'll figure it out later#like this is an impossible equation 💀 ok ig. whatever 😭
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songmingisthighs · 6 months ago
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ateez : work
ateez's outfits : hobo
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gillanfryingpan · 19 days ago
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keeps-ache · 15 days ago
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buttered noodles 💫💛🍜
#just me hi#it's just a Lot of butter cuz i don't like having pasta sauce w/ parmesan (something wrong w/ that idk hfbshv) so :3#i was thinking of putting garlic in it but idk if that would be good... do i wanna take the risk.. i mean you can't really go wrong with#garlic... Hmmmm....#//oh yea i am definitely gonna switch up my main blog theme ehe :3#and maybe my rb blog's theme too cuz i liked it when the colours were matching lol#maaaybe to blue.. i don't remember if i've ever had a blue theme so this might be the first blue theme ehe :3#i just like to have an Image for the banner so i need to figure out what i'd like that to be.. hmnmnmnmnm!#//alright you know what i'm gonna put garlic in this one second lolll#okay i put black pepper and garlic in it's not too bad :)#prolly shoulda put more salt in too cuz i'm craving it. salt <3#/having spaghetti cuz the meal is actually supposed to be eggs and i cannot have that lol#some people are upset about this! like my dad. and my brother who is making the food lmfsh#i didn't know food was being made i am innocent in this !! probably anyway#like nobody is more displeased by this than me dude. i wish people could actually like. describe what some foods taste like so that i could#actually see why they like them#but you ask and they say 'what are you talking about? it's just egg' but 'Just Egg' SUCKS dude what is Your Egg like. pretty please kfshvjg#and grapefruit? grapefuit sucks but my mom likes it and i can't understand Why#and i wanna ask what it's actually like and why she likes it but she only says 'idk it's good with salt' what does that MEAN#how does the taste change?? how would you describe it before that ? clearly it was good enough before the salt or you wouldn't have tried i#with that!! i just wanna know !!!!!#dark chocolate ?? Please ??? do you like the taste of restrained anger and resentment cuz that's what it tastes like lmao ???#Coffee ??????? i can't understand coffee without a bajillion tons of sugar (+ other things) masking the taste how do you. Deal#not even deal- Enjoy !! how are you enjoying it !!! Why !!!! and why does everyone think i'm trying to convince them it's bad when i ask#LMAO--#like i'm not trying to say it's bad i'm trying to figure out how it's good please. Please Man lmfvshjfvhgfks#okay so clearly i have thoughts on all that LMfvshgjhfs#bitter stuff sucks and i barely like sour stuff Sometimes. food is all around good though so lol 👍#//alr i'm gonna. [starts scooching away]#i am almost out of tags (rip unlimited tags i miss you so bad hfsvh <3) edit: i ran out LMFVHS ; TOODLES !!
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nemesis-is-my-middle-name · 2 months ago
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a major sticking point for most of the npc questlines tbh is that i straight up do not think arthur and john can get to the roundtable hold. like. i think you sorta need grace for that one
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loverboybrightsideghost · 2 years ago
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2022 the year of good fucking movies. the batman. everything everywhere all at once. nope. wendell and wild. pinocchio. this year all those directors and filmmakers and writers and animators and composers just gave us MASTERPIECES.
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lilgynt · 1 year ago
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i feel like an emotional support dog for a cheetah at work
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winter-jay-official · 6 days ago
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I forgot sam is lowkey misogynistic wth 😭😭
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bmpmp3 · 2 months ago
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has anyone ever made an all girl vsynth ver of those yaoi love triangle visual kei esque sci project songs. do i need to take matters into my own hands
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searching-for-synpathy · 3 months ago
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I wouldnt be constantly thinking about transitioning and feeling genuine pain at the thought of Not being transitioned if I was someone who Shouldnt transition right. That probably wouldnt happen if that was the case right. Pls tell me im right-
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ifeelfreewithoutmyshoes · 10 months ago
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I would really just not use a stereotype as a way to describe anybody actually
#we’ve got a new exchange student at my flat#and another flat mate went yeah there’s something about her that’s fits the very stereotypical Chinese person#my dude what??#he meant as in she seems very nice and friendly and ‘oh yes I can help with that’ polite#but like my dude#you’ve met this person once???#how and WHY are you describing her to other people using a stereotype of her race/nationality??#he doesn’t mean well but I was just kinda???#if anybody said that about me I would not like it#and like yes it’s a ‘positive’ stereotype but it’s still a stereotype#and I feel like by usi mg that about her to somebody who hasn’t met her you I force that stereotype??#I don’t know what to say#I didn’t buy it that moment so he had to explain it further and I was like ehh idk she just seems nice#like just say she seems friendly/polite/helpful#why would you go straight to saying ‘she seems like a stereotype’#worst is he’s half Iranian so he’s had big problems with being stereotyped himself and has talked about that#but every now and then he does stuff like that where I’m like hmmmm#earlier he also joked and was like I wonder if the new person is a she/her he/him they/them xe/xir#and I was like okay I get what you mean but… idk it just feels kinda forced sometimes like he takes it to far#Idk maybe I’ve got some internalized stuff being queer and not wanting to talk about that all the time and he’s just including everyone#but sometimes it just feels like too much and slightly like ‘hey I know about this stuff I’m a good straight guy’….#hmmmm it’s been a while since he’s gotten a rant but today was the day apparently#me#fr the new girl seems nice tho so looking forward to getting to know her
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odysseys-blood · 1 year ago
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going through fhr book 1 again bc i want to make a seaparate save for chen since i was already w/ mortum and i feel bad being messy and im connecting dots i missed entirely before
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darling-zain · 1 year ago
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i f eel high
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