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familiarity, the lack thereof, and the only way it could have ended.
the thing is, ultrakill is a very diegetic game. near everything, from the style meter to the bottomless arsenal to the shitass graphics themselves, are explained in some way by some in-universe fact.
so, what with violence and the implication that V1 was designed to counter earthmovers
what with 7-4 and the fact that it is a culmination of this implication
i wonder. when V1 looked up at that earthmover, did it know, with whatever passes for instinct in a machine, exactly what to do? and if it did, then, how is this conveyed to the player?
diegetic as the game is, how does it engineer a situation in which the player, themselves, knows exactly what they have to do?
the biggest factor, i think, is the fact that the earthmover's health bar appears the moment you lay eyes (or camera, or whatever) on it, and it does not leave until you have finally killed this colossus.
but this factor is much more subtle than it appears at first glance. yes, big honkin' boss healthbar on screen for the entire level, what more to it. there's a good deal more, it turns out.
first off- this is the shortest leadup by far to any bossfight in the game. you slide through a single vent, and you are greeted with benjamin right out in the open. even P-1, devoid of any other hazards as it is, gives you a long trek down the spinal staircase before you reach the flesh prison. 7-4 has none of it. you enter the level, you enter the stage, and there you have it. you know exactly what you are up against right from the outset, and it's not quite a feeling of familiarity but it tells you exactly what you have to do. which is the point of this all, isn't it?
7-4 is also... not a bossfight! it is a full level! it is a full level framed as a bossfight. the health bar frames this full complete level as a bossfight.
and on one hand, this is not new news. on the other hand, i think this is the crux of it. the thing is, most bossfights are near-to-entirely new. you do not know how the boss acts. you do not know their attack patterns. you do not know their capabilities. you are learning something new. levels, though, you have done a thousand times over and so the player knows how they need to play through this bossfight in a way that is not quite present with any other boss in the game.
the content of the level is new, of course, because that's how it goes. but you know the motions. you have done this for two acts prior, you know the motions. you know exactly what to do.
also! this level does not exist in a vacuum. what i am saying is this: the rest of violence layer shifts its storytelling and its tone and even its graphics. it is something completely new in contrast to the rest of the game. 7-4, though, returns to environments and graphics more akin to what you have experienced before, bringing you back to familiarity and again knowing what to do here in a way the rest of violence hasn't let the player experience.
one more thing about this level: it plays directly into expectations. which is something that the rest of the game actually does not tend to do.
the game, at base, is just not a typical FPS. it gives you movement like a roguelite or a platformer, it takes guns you expect to know the mechanics of and goes utterly wild with how far the archetype can be changed.
in a smaller scope, here is a comparison of the earthmover and the corpse of king minos as two separate colossal bosses foreshadowed in similar ways. and i mean, minos's bossfight isn't unprecedented in other works. but i think the thing that matters here is that you are not, in fact, the underdog as is the case with so many other bosses of its ilk. riven of many voices, destiny 2, similar bossfight similar scale. you are hiding from her you are a fireteam of many you are triumphing over a dragon larger than life. project gestalt, madness project nexus, you are pulling out every stop you can to take down something so far over your head (both literally and metaphorically). corpse of king minos- V1 looks up, stands its ground, and parries his god damn fist.
and the thing is, the earthmover plays into a different expectation, but it's playing into an expectation nonetheless. you look at this thing and you climb it and you dismantle it from within, like you have done in many games prior. you know what your goal is from the moment you see that healthbar and you hook onto the conspicuously placed hookpoints that tell you- you will climb this machine; you will fight your way up to whatever its core is and you will kill it. you play through the entire level with this expectation and you get exactly this expectation. you destroy its core and it begins a countdown, and so very many games have countdowns before the collapse of whatever level you have just beaten, and you know exactly what you have to do.
i don't know. i love diegetic storytelling. i love this level.
it's just familiarity, i think. this level runs off familiarity. it gives you, the player, things and tropes and designs you are familiar with. it signals to you that you should know what to do, and it lets you do exactly what you expect to do.
if i were any more cheesy i could absolutely end this by restating something about the only way it could've ended, but uh. i am not that cheesy. this time.
aw crud now i don't know how to end this oh well goodbye then
#ultrakill#ultrakill spoilers#idk dude i just saw someone say like. 'when v1 saw the earthmover do you think it knew what to do in a way itd never experienced before'#and i was like 'hmmmm ultrakill is a game that justifies a LOT of its story decisions in gameplay'#'i sure wonder how this one mighta been conveyed to the player'#and then i experienced a category 5 autism event in one of my friends' dms. thanks pory youre a real one#for listening to my giant fucking ramble while i was walkin down from the train station LMFAO#......also fuck i hope no one has written this before i amso sorry if i am just rehashing someone elses already written thoughts fffffuck.
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lowkey wish we had seen cesare's reaction after finding out that his whole dovecote was killed by the falcons that rodrigo ordered to sweep the city of the pigeons he had been beefing with. like something about rodrigo, despite having his oldest son as his adviser and confidant, he never seems to consider his feelings (tbh he always neglects his children's feelings because he's blinded by ambition). he fails to regard that those falcons might attack cesare's beloved doves (or he thinks cesare wouldn’t care much about it perhaps?) like it's just a tiny detail that juan briefly mentioned about cesare loving the doves while drunkenly attempting to evoke brotherly love in him. their father always scars cesare without even realizing it, just as he used juan as a grinding stone to provoke him, leading to the tragic outcome where cesare ends up killing his brother. he never foresees the consequences of his behavior and what cesare might be able to do by constantly stepping on him (metaphorically). he helped create the tyrant that cesare became in the final season. the cesare that he feared so much to the point where he thought his own son might end up usurping him as well lol
#the doves represent something cesare cherishes while the falcons symbolize rodrigo’s ruthless ambitions hmmmm#his treatment of cesare contributed to his shift into a feared and ruthless dude by constantly undermining him...#....basically he inadvertently helped create the very threat he's afraid of#emotional hardening and eventual descent into tyranny?? see what happens when you dismiss your driven son's individuality#this is super random obviously but i noticed that no one has ever paralleled this before#idk why i suddenly thought about rodrigo being awful at parenting even though he genuinely loved his kids lol#cesare borgia#rodrigo borgia#the borgias#text post#tb text post
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i know for sure i want ume to hunt me for sport
#hmmmm vamp ume consumed by bloodlust?? come suck me dry bro#sprinkle some non/dubcon in there and boom#maybe he can kill me idkidk i think if he fucked me before killing me thatd be dope srry that’s an old term#the new chap still got me reeling when he look like tgat like let ur wild side out my dude#uhhhh#spicy mari#ive been thinking abt….drugging ghostface ume so….bye#cw drugging#cause its in the tags? idk im struggling to type cause i put on press on nails help
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My mom is always like we don't treat you like a middle child do we 🥺 and then treats me like a middle child
#i mean. no I don't have horrible middle child syndrome#but its there 💀#my parents planned this vacation without asking me anything#and also lowkey thought i might not even go ??? bro its the beach........#and then literally last week my mom was like you can see if there's any restaurants you want to go to#but when i was looking i saw that there's an aquarium!!!!!!#idk man. aquariums are my favorite thing ever. you would think my parents might see that when planning this trip#and be like oh hey elisabeth would like that#but they didn't 🫶#the main activities that they planned were. a fort. and a battleship. yayyyy 😐#sorry bestie i dont care about that! but my dad does so cool he should go do that!#but i asked if we could go to the aquarium#and my mom is trying to figure out how to fit it in#and she's like. well we could go to the aquarium instead of spending all of one day at the beach#or. i could go to the aquarium by myself while they walk around the city.#and im like. can some of us go to the aquarium while my dad and granddad go to the fort or battleship#???#and they're like. hmmmm idkkkk..... that doesn't sound right............ we wouldn't want people to miss that......#ok but i can miss the beach or the city. aka the things im actually interested in. ok cool#great. for sure dude#we talked about it for a minute and i said id rather miss the battleship and fort than the beach or city#and my mom was like . ok we'll figure it out. we'll either go tomorrow or Sunday. idk. we'll figure it out later#like this is an impossible equation 💀 ok ig. whatever 😭
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ateez : work
ateez's outfits : hobo
#wtf#like#fr#THEIR FIRST STAGE#FOR WORK#THEIR VERY FIRST COMEBACK STAGE WITH THIS TITLE TRACK#LET'S LIST DOWN THE ISSUES#GAY PETER PAN#HOBO WHO MOONLIGHT AS AN ILLEGAL ORGAN PROCUREMENT#A PINK PVC SPONSOR#AND LET'S NOT FORGET THE BALD EAGLE THAT IS SAN'S EYEBROWS#hwa yeo yun are the only ones who look presentable#LIKE WTF WAS ON MINGI'S HEAD ????????#seriously#what are their stylists on#this is concerning#and music bank didn't stop them#not even a once over with “hmmmm are you sure about this” ?????#it's like a 3 year old trying to colour a peacock for the very first time#i'm not even gonna rate jongho bc for once his conservative-esque choice saved him#from looking like a hobo#tbh#i'm waiting for music bank or kq to be like#SIKE#THIS IS THE REAL STAGE#and it's ateez dressed up as debt collectors#they could've made each stage inspired by certain jobs. that would've been so damn fun#but noooooo let's call liberace if liberace lives on the intersection of 47th avenue new york#idk how to feel dudes#smt tmi
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commission :]
#dude how do I tag this urrgghh#commission#art commisions#commission done#:]#fanart#uhhhh#sapphic#/p#I think#art#artist#artists on tumblr#artist on tumblr#artistsoninstagram#queer artist#digital art#original art#artwork#sapphic art#artistsupport#trans artist#small artist#digital artist#hmmmm what other desperate tags can I use lol#idk goodbye I love this sm tho they’re so cutey#platonic wives
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buttered noodles 💫💛🍜
#just me hi#it's just a Lot of butter cuz i don't like having pasta sauce w/ parmesan (something wrong w/ that idk hfbshv) so :3#i was thinking of putting garlic in it but idk if that would be good... do i wanna take the risk.. i mean you can't really go wrong with#garlic... Hmmmm....#//oh yea i am definitely gonna switch up my main blog theme ehe :3#and maybe my rb blog's theme too cuz i liked it when the colours were matching lol#maaaybe to blue.. i don't remember if i've ever had a blue theme so this might be the first blue theme ehe :3#i just like to have an Image for the banner so i need to figure out what i'd like that to be.. hmnmnmnmnm!#//alright you know what i'm gonna put garlic in this one second lolll#okay i put black pepper and garlic in it's not too bad :)#prolly shoulda put more salt in too cuz i'm craving it. salt <3#/having spaghetti cuz the meal is actually supposed to be eggs and i cannot have that lol#some people are upset about this! like my dad. and my brother who is making the food lmfsh#i didn't know food was being made i am innocent in this !! probably anyway#like nobody is more displeased by this than me dude. i wish people could actually like. describe what some foods taste like so that i could#actually see why they like them#but you ask and they say 'what are you talking about? it's just egg' but 'Just Egg' SUCKS dude what is Your Egg like. pretty please kfshvjg#and grapefruit? grapefuit sucks but my mom likes it and i can't understand Why#and i wanna ask what it's actually like and why she likes it but she only says 'idk it's good with salt' what does that MEAN#how does the taste change?? how would you describe it before that ? clearly it was good enough before the salt or you wouldn't have tried i#with that!! i just wanna know !!!!!#dark chocolate ?? Please ??? do you like the taste of restrained anger and resentment cuz that's what it tastes like lmao ???#Coffee ??????? i can't understand coffee without a bajillion tons of sugar (+ other things) masking the taste how do you. Deal#not even deal- Enjoy !! how are you enjoying it !!! Why !!!! and why does everyone think i'm trying to convince them it's bad when i ask#LMAO--#like i'm not trying to say it's bad i'm trying to figure out how it's good please. Please Man lmfvshjfvhgfks#okay so clearly i have thoughts on all that LMfvshgjhfs#bitter stuff sucks and i barely like sour stuff Sometimes. food is all around good though so lol 👍#//alr i'm gonna. [starts scooching away]#i am almost out of tags (rip unlimited tags i miss you so bad hfsvh <3) edit: i ran out LMFVHS ; TOODLES !!
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a major sticking point for most of the npc questlines tbh is that i straight up do not think arthur and john can get to the roundtable hold. like. i think you sorta need grace for that one
#the nemesis speaks#mv liveblog#mv er#i may just handwave it and say they can teleport in inexplicably#otoh them not getting to have a Home Base of any kind is sorta in character#anyway i am more and more tempted to canonize that parker's going on a totally separate lands between road trip#taking care of the rest of the npc questlines#talking to melina. joining the war on zombies on nobody's side in particular just sorta sticking his nose in there like whats going on here#dude got assassinated? and we don't know by who or why? hmmmm sounds complicated. i think i will make this my problem.#maybe possibly getting into gideon's records to figure out Events surrounding his own death on the side#because i think it would be fun for him to have at least a vague knowledge that art was framed for it#idk! idk
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2022 the year of good fucking movies. the batman. everything everywhere all at once. nope. wendell and wild. pinocchio. this year all those directors and filmmakers and writers and animators and composers just gave us MASTERPIECES.
#and across the spiderverse coming soon!!!!#im so excited!!! and I JUST REMEMEBRED HOW GOOD THE MUSIC WAS IN THE FIRST ONE I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT THEY DO FOR ATSV#i actually haven't seen wendell and wild yet but ik it's GOOD good#bluebird.txt#dude the music in all these movies? fucking. my jaw is on the fucking floor#ALL WOOD INSTRUMENTS FOR PINOCCHIO#THE HORROR/COWBOY SOUND OF NOPE#EEAAO'S PIANO MOTIF FOR WAYMOND AND JUST FOR LOVE AND CHOOSING KINDNESS. AUAGSGSHSVZ.#BATMAN. to quote ladel bc since they posted this i quote it in my head regularly MICHEAL GIACCHINO PUT HIS ENTIRE GIACHUSSY INTO THAT SCORE#this year movies were fucking GOOD#am i missing anything. any movies. hmmmm. idk#havent seen wendell and wild yet so idk about the music in that one but i'm assuming it's also fucking great
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i feel like an emotional support dog for a cheetah at work
#personal#i think the chill high just transfers and also i don’t give a shit about time so it’ll be like#agent i reached out to for help: oh hey this has a been a stupid weird call but great job handling it!#bro didn’t even realize i’ve been on this for an hour and a half this dude and i were vibing#also idk but i feel like answering peoples questions on why i’m doing shit just goes a long way to keeping people chill#like duh have bad calls regardless but also hmmmm had a lady chew me out on the phone only to compliment how well i handled her issue and#soooooo many thank yous#anyway now that i go home and rest and like am not having panic attacks every morning my job is kinda easy#like duh. not but easier i guess#either way i’m chilling and faking cooperate work like god intended
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I forgot sam is lowkey misogynistic wth 😭😭
#why do you keep dismissing things when women try to help you dude 😭😭#its a reoccuring thing too#idk its funny#im not a sam hater but honestly hes#hmmmm#you know#nightjay blogging
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has anyone ever made an all girl vsynth ver of those yaoi love triangle visual kei esque sci project songs. do i need to take matters into my own hands
#theyre not actually yaoi the plot of those songs is usually that the len vocals are the role of a woman between 2 dudes#and also like dead? a ghost? idk <3 but they did used to be like the go-to BL song for coverists when i was a kid#if i remember correctly theres some utaite all lady covers but i need an excuse to draw three vocal synth mascot girlies#in gothic clothes holding eachother so tortured like. you know how it is#hmm theres a couple with imitation black but not so many with the immortal memory (my personal fav)#maybe i do need to take matters into my own hands.... who should i use.... i think i'll use utau because then the world is my oyster#ray would be fun.... i got a hold of the win100 cds also so i could use the one voiced by che sakurai too...hmmmm#i would also like a two girlies singing over a dude in the len role ver. as a bisexual... there are so many possibilities on this earth...
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I wouldnt be constantly thinking about transitioning and feeling genuine pain at the thought of Not being transitioned if I was someone who Shouldnt transition right. That probably wouldnt happen if that was the case right. Pls tell me im right-
#the brain is so complex i know there is a chance im Not right#and that drives me bonkers#but lowkey i been thinking abt this since i was like SIXTEEN to be honest so like. hmmmm wow dude#maybe you like want to transition idk im sort of picking up a vibe??? lmfao#adrian.txt#introspection
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I would really just not use a stereotype as a way to describe anybody actually
#we’ve got a new exchange student at my flat#and another flat mate went yeah there’s something about her that’s fits the very stereotypical Chinese person#my dude what??#he meant as in she seems very nice and friendly and ‘oh yes I can help with that’ polite#but like my dude#you’ve met this person once???#how and WHY are you describing her to other people using a stereotype of her race/nationality??#he doesn’t mean well but I was just kinda???#if anybody said that about me I would not like it#and like yes it’s a ‘positive’ stereotype but it’s still a stereotype#and I feel like by usi mg that about her to somebody who hasn’t met her you I force that stereotype??#I don’t know what to say#I didn’t buy it that moment so he had to explain it further and I was like ehh idk she just seems nice#like just say she seems friendly/polite/helpful#why would you go straight to saying ‘she seems like a stereotype’#worst is he’s half Iranian so he’s had big problems with being stereotyped himself and has talked about that#but every now and then he does stuff like that where I’m like hmmmm#earlier he also joked and was like I wonder if the new person is a she/her he/him they/them xe/xir#and I was like okay I get what you mean but… idk it just feels kinda forced sometimes like he takes it to far#Idk maybe I’ve got some internalized stuff being queer and not wanting to talk about that all the time and he’s just including everyone#but sometimes it just feels like too much and slightly like ‘hey I know about this stuff I’m a good straight guy’….#hmmmm it’s been a while since he’s gotten a rant but today was the day apparently#me#fr the new girl seems nice tho so looking forward to getting to know her
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going through fhr book 1 again bc i want to make a seaparate save for chen since i was already w/ mortum and i feel bad being messy and im connecting dots i missed entirely before
#cliffnotes/.txt#like the man at the center of heartbreak having the same colored eyes as you#smthn abt hg possibly having a child or a younger relative that looks suspiciously like you#and its not like you'd be able to directly make that connection bc ol dude from heartbreak doesnt have much of any physical description#ooooo i love noticing little things#the insistence that his memories arent yours even now#i wonder if hes in there#idk if itd be apt to call him your original until the next book is out so im just theorizing to myself rn#but hmmmm#was thinkig abt this with an ai fan standpoint as well like considering the mc as a ship of thesus type deal#theres probably 3 different spheres of influence for you at thispoint#your mind as sidestep (memories) ace's mind as well as whoever your original was/is#if theres no true boundary esp with you switching back and forth then they get mixed up#there still is some degree of separation. but u still pick up pieces of the others and add them to yourself
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i f eel high
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