#hmmm. i also want to give him more decoration

[mechawolfie]

trying to figure out orrin's colors

[thewritetofreespeech]

Obey Me - Christmas

❆🎄⋆.ೃ࿔🎁*:・:*🦌 | ⋆꙳•❅*‧ ❆ ₊🎄⋆.ೃ࿔🎁*:・:*🦌 | ⋆꙳•❅*‧ ❆ ₊⋆

“Ahh~! The tree looks so pretty!” Asmo gushed as you all curled up around the 10 foot* fir in the common room. The House of Lamentation nearly dripping in good cheer ‘round it’s once dark dreary halls. “We did such a good job [Y/N]!”

“I just followed the schematic you laid out for me Asmo.” You remark cheekily, sipping your coco. The demon of love & beauty had a very specific vision on how he wanted the tree to look. Artic bliss in whites and golds, he called it. You wouldn’t have been surprised if he had pulled out a level and protractor while you were decorating it.

“It’s nice and all, but it has no personality. You should have let me put my Ruri-chan ornaments on!” Levi bemoaned from the floor. In his brand new Ruri-chan Christmas pjs he’d also gotten with the ornaments. “I had them next dayed from Akuzon JP to make it in time to put them on, and you wouldn’t let me. How is that fair?!”

“Your silly cartoon characters would have ruined the beautiful aesthetic of my tree Levi.”

“Our tree.” You correct Asmo.

“That’s what I said.”

“Let’s not argue.” Lucifer stated, sitting in his armchair by the fire, and somehow looking very dignified with tiny marshmallows floating around in his cup. “Asmo and [Y/N] worked hard. And it does look very beautiful.”

“Lucifer~!”

“Next year we get to vote on what kind of tree we get in here.”

“Hmmm, perhaps the easiest solution would be to do a few smaller trees next year.” Satan remarked, a thoughtful fist pressed to his chin, at Mammon’s suggestion. “I doubt we would ever agree on one single concept to do. So maybe next year everyone gets their own smaller tree.”

“I don’t think-“YES!” Mammon, Levi, and Asmo all cheer unanimously. Drowning out Lucifer’s doubts.

“Oooh~! Then I could do the tree I actually wanted! A vintage 1960 tinsel tree with pink blown glass ornaments!”

“I can do a whole Ruri-chan tree! No wait, maybe a TSL tree! No no wait! An omake tribute tree to the forgotten heroes of gaming! Uggggh! I can’t decide!!!”

“We can do that creepy Christmas tree we talked about [Y/N]! With the skulls and bats. None of this frilly kids stuff! I bet Akuzon has black Christmas tree on sale now, since Christmas is almost over!”

“Stop!” Asmo, Levi, and Mammon with his phone in hand all come to an immediate halt at Lucifer’s roar. “Why don’t we try to focus on this Christmas before we set about planning for the next one?” He reasoned.

To which his younger brothers all muttered, “okay……”

“Why don’t we open presents?” You suggest, trying to get the light, cheery mood back. To which everyone agreed.

After a bit of squabbling, you convenience the brothers to let you give them their gifts first. They were all eager to give you your present, and open their own, but agreed on ‘ladies first’ for the occasion.

“Mammon, this one is for you.”

“Of course! Your first man always goes first.” The white-haired demon crowed, before taking the box offered and opening it. “MONEY!!”

“Don’t get too excited,” you caution Mammon with a giggle. “They’re not real gold coins, but chocolate coins. They’re more of a Hanukah tradition in the human word, but I thought they still fit the theme.” You unwrapped the one you’d taken out of the box during your explanation to unwrap it and show him the chocolate inside. “I couldn’t remember if you liked dark or milk chocolate, so I got you a mix from some fancy confectioner. I know it’s not real money, but I hope you like them.” You offer Mammon a bright smile, offering him the unwrapped chocolate, to which he blushed violently and muttered his thank-yous.

“Can I have one?” Beel’s voice rang out, breaking your moment, and Mammon clutched his present back out of arm’s reach from the hand trying to sneak into his present.

“Get your own Beel!”

“I suppose now is a good a time as any.” You remark with another giggle as you hand Beel his gift. Already having so much fun. “It’s a vintage candy box!” You explain after he ripped off the paper. “It’s filled with candy from decades long since past in the human world. Some of these they don’t make anymore. I couldn’t decide which one to get, so I just went with my birth decade for selection sake. Oooh! Look! I haven’t had these since I was a kid!”

Beel looked at all the candy, eyes shining like the lights on the tree, and smiled at you. “Maybe we can share this one together later. I’m excited to see why it’s your favorite.”

“Me next! Me next!” Asmo cheered behind you. Practically jumping up and down in his seat for his present.

“Ok. Ok. But you’ll have to calm down to get it. It’s very fragile.” You hand him his gift and wait for him to open it.

“Oooo~! So pretty~!”

“I thought you’d like them. They’re handblown champagne flutes.” You told him. “Some people call them ‘carnival glass’. Given that they’re hand blown they get this really neat color and shape to them, that normal, ‘proper’ glasses don’t get. So it makes them really unique.” You explained with a smile. “It took me a while and a few thrift stores to find them, but I knew Marie Antionette** was your idol so I had to get them.”

“Thank you! You went to all this trouble for little old me?? That makes me happy more than anything! I’ll treasure them forever. And we can drink out of them on New Year’s for cute couples’ pics!”

“What are the rest of us going to drink out of?” Belphie asked from the floor.

“Old boots for all I care. Stop stepping on our moment!”

“Belphie,” you remark, breaking up the tension yet again by hanging him his gift, “this one is for you.”

“It smells.” He commented. Holding the gift in his hand and stiffing it with more intent now that he’s decided it’s a scratch-and-sniff present.

“Just open it Belphegor.”

True to his sin, Belphie opened the package slowly and found several small bundles inside. “Are these drugs?”

“NO! Gosh Belphegor! They’re herb satchels to help you sleep!”

“I don’t need any help sleeping. I sleep all the time.”

You growl a little under your breath, but try to remain calm because it’s Christmas as you explain. “They’re supposed to help you sleep better. I read in one of the herbology books they gave us at school that lavender, rosemary, rose, and chamomile help people to sleep and have good dreams.” Which was the point you were getting at. “You stick it in your pillow and it should help you get a better night sleep. Also they smell really nice.”

The youngest demon seemed to understand the point you were trying to make. That you had given him a gift not just for his sleep, but mental health; having confided in you that his dreams were not always peaceful. He clutched one of the small purses to his chest and pulled his knees up to his chest as well with a small smile. “Thank you [Y/N]…..”

You offer him a soft smile, still a little annoyed at his irksome behavior before, but knowing it’s not all his fault. You move on to the next gift.

“Satan, this is for you.”

“For me?” The blonde replied, seeming genuinely surprised. He set down his drink and took the gift in hand. “You didn’t have to get me anything.” Unwrapping it, he found a beautiful leather-bound book behind the colorful paper.

“It’s a journal.” You tell Satan as he flipped through the blank acid free pages with a confused look. “You have so many books written by other people, I thought it would be nice for you to write something of your own. Or just a place to keep your thoughts. Maybe you’ll have a best seller one day like Simeon!” He seemed fascinated by the idea. Curious, even, on what he could put on the blank pages to make them his own.

“Levi, this is yours.”

“M-M-Me?! I-I can’t believe you got me something for your normie holiday.” The blunette stammered. He pulled the tissue paper out of the bag and pulled the small, handheld gift out. “What is it?”

“It’s Ruri-chan.” You reply. A little miffed that he couldn’t tell what it was. You didn’t think your final product was that bad. “I couldn’t find anything you didn’t already have; within reason of the price limit we set. So…I found a tutorial online for how to make crochet anime figures and they had one for Ruri-chan.” It took you forever to find one, but God bless the internet.

Levi looked up from the small doll in his hand. His eye sparkling like a character in one of his animes. “You made this for me?!?!” You give him a nod and the demon turned about as hot pink as Ruri’s cap, clutching the doll to his chest. “I’ll treasure her forever! My forever 2-D girl made just for me by my forever 3-D girl! It’s a dream come true!”

“It’s not that serious Levi….” You tell him with a chuckle. However, he’s already gone. Babbling to himself about where he’s going to put crochet-Ruri-chan in his room. You just give a soft sigh. “Lucifer, this one is yours.”

“Saving the best for last I see.” The eldest brother remarked with a cheeky grin before taking his gift. He opened it calmly and delicately. Barely ripping the paper at all compared to his brother’s. It finally came free though, and Lucifer held the picture frame up in his hand with a surprised sort of look. “This is….”

“It’s the picture we all took in front of RAD last year.” You know he knew what it was, but still beam up at him from the floor as he held the picture.

It was taken on the last day of the exchange program. Lord Diavolo had insisted that you all take one before you all left, to commemorate the occasion and completion of the program. A happy, but sad occasion for most of the people in the picture. It was also the day that you told the brothers that you weren’t leaving. That you had decided to stay, and wanted to be with them. That you couldn’t go because your life and your heart was here now. That got a much better picture the second time around.

It might be the only photo in existence where all of the brothers were happy and smiling. Where they all seemed content, and excited for life for a change. It’s also the only photo, that you can think of, where all of you are together. “I thought you could put it on your desk in your office. The frame isn’t very fancy, but I thought it looked nice.”

Lucifer just continued to stare at the picture. Then he calmly, carefully, sat the frame down on the side table to his left, stood up, and took the two steps between you. You only had time to blink once before Lucifer had you up on your feet and wrapped in a tight hug.

“Ah~! No fair! I wanna hug [Y/N] too for my gift!” Asmo bemoaned. Already bounding over to wrap his arms around you from behind.

“Oy! Don’t crowd around [Y/N]! I should get my hug first because I got my gift first and I’m still her first guy!” Mammon protested. Coming over as well to shove Asmo and Lucifer’s arms out of the way to wrap around you from the side.

“Group hug!” Levi cheered, joining in.

It was all very nice. Then there was another strong squeeze, seemingly around all of you, and the group made a collective weird noise as they came off their feet. “B-Beel! Oy, Oy! Put us down!” But it was too late. And even though Beel’s strength was enormous, his balance was not. You all quickly end up on the floor in a heap; moaning quietly over the fall on hardwood.

“This is why I don’t participate in group activities.” Belphie muttered.

“Sorry everyone. I guess I don’t know my own strength…..” Beel apologized. Rubbing his head both in embarrassment and to sooth the small bump forming on the back of it.

“That’s ok Beel.” Belphie assured. Being remarkably understanding for someone who wasn’t just dropped. “You meant well. You just get over excited with those big muscles sometimes.”

“Try to drop us somewhere softer next time.” Mammon grumbled. His back cracking as he tried to straighten up from where you and Asmo landed on him. You’d feel really bad for him if your own butt wasn’t throbbing at the moment.

“Why don’t we all take this opportunity to watch a Christmas movie?” Satan announced, in an attempt to bring back the holiday cheer to the party.

“Ooo~! Let’s watch White Christmas!”

“Boring!” Mammon bemoaned. “We should watch Die Hard.”

“Mammon! Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie!” Asmo argued with a frown.

“It takes place during Christmas. Therefore, it’s a Christmas movie.” The silver haired, silver tongue demon reasoned with a smug look.

“Compromise: we should watch Home Alone.” Satan reasoned. Again, trying to be the voice of reason.

“No! We should watch something animated. Like Tokyo Godfathers!”

“I like Rudolph.” Beel commented quietly. Building off Levi’s animation suggestion, but in a different direction.

“We’re never going to make a decision like this…..”

“Agreed,” Lucifer stated to Belphie’s complaint. “[Y/N], you decide. What do you want to watch?”

You think about it for a moment, and then make a decision out of the choices provided for what to watch. The ‘losers’ all groan at their defeat; the one winner crowing happily. You all pop the movie in a settle in as the opening credits start; snuggled up together with blankets and brothers. The warm lights from the tree tinkle behind you, and you know it’s a cliché, but this is the best Christmas ever.

[xoxoalette]

ALSO!!!! Any ideal wedding inspo for the twins mayhaps?? I know me and Education Alert only have $20 to our name, but I’ll make it work ���😼

EDUCATION ALERT LMAOOOO

Answer is under read more cause it’s kinda long

Hmmm… Diva actually— I don’t see getting married? Or at least not the traditional marriage. If her partner wanted one, she’d just go with what they’ve planned. But that doesn’t mean she’s NOT romantic.

I imagine it’s more of— the two of you driving around a new city, on a road trip together, in a rented convertible with the rooftop down, listening to your guys’ favorite music on the radio. It’s night time with the city lights on, and you both are either heading back from having fun all day or heading to have more night fun at wherever. I think she’d talk about how much fun she’s always having with you, and that she wishes it can be like this for the rest of your lives. And when she brings out the ring,

It’s a little silly, but they’re still really cute— matching rings. Like I’ve said before, she’s not the traditional kind of girl that wants to get married, but she would still confess her love and her want to stay committed to you— she just wouldn’t care for the whole ceremony thing. I also think she’d do this if you guys were dating for like 3 years.

Here’s some photos to fit the vibes

As for Eddie? Id say he wouldn’t see himself getting married since he’s never really… thought of himself in a relationship before either. It’s all still very new to him. But if you were together for 5 years, yeah— he wouldn’t mind getting hitched.

I think Eddie would want it to be perfect, but since he has NO idea what he’s doing? He’d either let you do most of the planning OR he’d base it off the pictures and stories of his parents’ wedding.

His parents’ wedding in his eyes is the most ideal because his parents are still very much in love and happy with one another. Their wedding also fits a lot of his preferences; small and intimate, nothing flashy or expensive.

Still, he’d want it to be perfect for the both of you— so if you have any changes you want to be made, you guys will figure something out.

I imagine the rings he has are actually his grandparents’ rings, that his grandpa passed down to him when he heard his eldest grandchild was ready to settle down. They’re simple and not that grand, but it holds a lot of sentiment for Eddie. (Yours would be his grandma’s on the left, his is the one on the right :) )

And the wedding would look something like this, in a church with his family and friends and yours. (I like the decorations of one and two, but the vibes of the third pic)

Nothing too crazy, just you and him— all your loved ones, and even though he isn’t religious, part of him doesn’t mind having some higher being watching over them on their special day. It’ll certainly give him a chance to thank god for allowing him the chance to finally love and be with the only person he’d ever imagine himself with.

This is what he’d wear (in this shade or a dark grey— loid looking ass)

[yannisrandomstuff]

February 14 valentines day special with Alternate Gabriel and Archangel Gabriel

TW: Susbriel be dum dum, fluff

Alternate Gabriel:

Man doesn't know what valentines day is so you gotta be the one telling him

Gabriel will be wondering why mandela County suddenly have heart and decorations in their houses and seems to be lively and stuff

Obviously he doesn't like that

He will be asking you questions why and what's happening to the world

When you finally explains what valentines day is he just stare at you arms crossed with a confused disgust look

"Hmmm... that's interesting I didn't know you humans celebrate love.."

(He doesn't really like love but if it's from you he'll be happy)

"I thought you know what WE love Gabriel"

And that he just rolled his eyes and flick your forehead and leave.

After 20 mins he opens your front door and seems to be hiding something behind his back

"Oh! Good you're back I made something for you.., eh? Are you hiding something?"

He then take out the bouquet of red and white roses and handed it to you

"Happy valentines day..?"

"Ohh myy thank you! Oh wait!"

You handed him a paper roses you made while he was gone

"Ah.. I'm flattered dear and thank you for the effort"

He held your hand and kiss it from the back

He feel like his non-existent heart begins to beat and flutter

"So this is what celebrating this valentines day is"

"Yeah"

"I'm looking forward on doing this again it's very romantic"

"me too"

"te quoque amo"

He smiled and plant a kiss on your forehead, you didn't know what he said, was that Latin?, you don't know but you gave him a heartwarming smile and hugged him.

You looked at him once more, gosh he look so handsome

Then the both of you enjoyed your day by him asking questions of what humans do in valentines day and you happily answer it <3.

Archangel Gabriel

TW: be prepared, just be prepared(haha)

He knows what valentines day is and want to celebrate it with you too but he knows he can't because of alt Gabriel being around

Sure he knows that you and Alt gabe are not officially a couple and he might still get a chance and he will try

So he would give you flowers and sweets like chocolate in secret or whenever alt Gabriel isn't around

After "Gabriel" left you thought it's the perfect time to make a paper roses for him. After 10 mins you were finally finished, but suddenly you heard a knock on your door

You were hesitant to open it but did anyway,

When you open the door you looked around there was no one there. You looked down and surprised when there's a bouquet of variety of flowers and chocolates In your door mat, there is also a valentines card, you picked it up of course and locked the door. You go upstairs to read the valentines card whole eating the chocolate

"My Dearest,

I hope this letter finds you well. I wanted to take a moment to express my love for you, and the deep longing I feel to be with you every day.

I know that circumstances beyond our control have kept us apart, but my love for you continues to grow stronger with each passing day. I think about you constantly and dream of the day when we can be together.

Though I may not be able to be with you physically, please know that you hold a special place in my heart. Your smile brings light to my days and your laughter is music to my ears.

I love you and I will always will

I will always protect you

If he do something horrible to you I will protect you

I promise.

I am willing to wait for as long as it takes for us to be together.

Please know that you are always in my thoughts and in my heart. I love you now and forever.

Yours always,

Your secret admirer"

You kept the letter and place it to your drawer, you didn't know if you need to tell "Gabriel" about this but your guts said don't tell him for some reason, you didn't know why.

You heard someone unlocking the door and then you hurried downstairs to see it was "Gabriel" hiding something from his back.

Archangel Gabriel POV:

" I hope you know that I will wait for you my dear, I will earn the courage to tell you that the one who you love was the devil disguised as me, but don't worry if he do something horrible towards you I will protect you from him. All that I could only hope is for you to be aware of him.

I love you even if you did not know that"

And that he flew away.

Tissue?

KSJSHSJAJAAJAH Happy valentines day Everyone! 💖

[sunny6677]

TOM'S PHOTO ALBUM: MARCH.

@catsockpuppet @mayisgoingnuts @goldenlavendered

3/06/10:

"AN OLD MAN I KNOW WAS OUT BUSY TODAY AND COULDN'T TAKE CARE OF HIS GRANDKIDS—SO I, THE ROYAL PRINCESS, DECIDED TO TAKE CARE OF THEM FOR HIM UNTIL HE GOT BACK!! HOHOHO! ONE IS A TEENAGE GIRL BY THE NAME OF SUSAN WONDER, AND HER YOUNGER BROTHER.. WELL, HE LIKED TO CALL HIMSELF PUMP!! I ACTUALLY ALREADY KNOW HIM BECAUSE HE'S FRIENDS WITH MADAME LILA'S SON! I ENDED UP TAKING THIS PICTURE WITH THEM WHILE WE WERE IN THE KITCHEN!! THEY BOTH LOOK SO HAPPY.. HEHEH.."

"I ENDED UP MAKING THEM THE GREATEST OF DINNERS... PANCAKES WITH STRAWBERRIES AND CREAMS!! EHEH.. PUMP LIKED THE PANCAKES I MADE FOR HIM AND HIS SISTER!! IN FACT, IT'S KIND OF IMPRESSIVE HOW MUCH OF IT HES EATEN IN UNDER 5 MINUTES.. I THINK YOUNG SUSAN LIKES IT TOO. SHE TOLD ME TO STOP CALLING HER THAT THOUGH. SO I SHALL LISTEN!! I SHALL CALL HER.. PONYTAIL GIRL!!"

3/10/10:

"SHOPKEEPER ENDED UP COMING OVER THIS MORNING SINCE I HAD SOMETHING TO SHOW HIM. AND THAT WAS.. MY KITCHEN!! BECAUSE I INSTALLED A NEW PLASTIC DUCK ANTIQUE THINGY AS A DECORATION!! HE SEEMED KIND OF ANNOYED WHEN I TOLD HIM THATS WHAT IT WAS FOR THOUGH. I SUPPOSE HE DIDN'T WANT TO JUST LEAVE THOUGH, SINCE AFTER I MAY HAVE.. ENDED UP PERHAPS DEALING THE ANTIQUE SOME INJURY—HE DECIDED HE'D JUST STAY AND HELP ME CLEAN THE PIECES UP!! AND IT WASN'T BECAUSE I STARTED TO CRY OR ANYTHING—DEFINTELY NOT! OH—HE ALSO MADE ME BACON AFTERWARD BECAUSE I ASKED HIM TO! HEHEEH.. HERES A PHOTO OF THE WILD SHOPKEEPER COOKING!!!"

"OH—HERE'S THE ANTIQUE THINGY TOO!!! IT'S SO... PRINCESSY!!! HEEHEHEEHEEEEE!! I'M GOING TO KEEP IT UNTIL THE WORLD COLLAPSES INTO DUST!!"

3/15/10:

"ENDED UP TAKING ANOTHER BABYSITTING JOB AND TOOK CARE OF THIS KID NAMED REYNOLD! HE WAS KIND OF QUIET THE ENTIRE TIME.. BUT HE SEEMED NICE—I TRIED PLAYING SOME BOARD GAMES WITH HIM, BUT HE SEEMED KIND OF.. 'BORED'. I TRIED TO FIND ANOTHER GAME FOR US TO PLAY, BUT I ENDED UP COMING BACK TO SEE HIM HALFWAY THROUGH THE WINDOW!!! WITH SWIFT MOVEMENTS, I GRABBED HIM AND PLACED HIM ON THE GROUND, TELLUNG HIM NOT TO DO THAT AND HE CANT PLAY OUTSIDE BECAUSE ITS DANGEROUS!!! HE TOLD ME HE WASN'T GOING TO PLAY OUTSIDE THOUGH. IN ANY CASE—I DID THE ONE REASONABLE THING TO DO.. BOARD ALL OF THE WINDOWSSSSS!!! AND AFTER THAT, DESPITE HOW LOUD HE WAS GETTING, I PLAYED THESE.. 'VIDAYO' GAMES WITH HIM... HE HAD A LOT MORE FUN WITH THAT THOUGH. I EVEN SHOWED HIM MY CAMERA—HE TOOK THE PHOTO IN THE MIDDLE WHILE I WAS TALKING ABOUT IT.. I SUPPOSE HE WAS JUST TESTING IT OUT."

"(NOTE TO SELF: ON LADY CARMENS ORDERS.. DO NOT BOARD THE WINDOWS!! OTHERWISE, YOU'D JUST BE ACTING 'IMPROPER'!! WHICH YOU STILL HAVE TO FIND OUT THE DEFINITION OF BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS AND YOU DONT EITHERR!!"

3/21/10:

"HELLO, PHOTO ALBUM!!! GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS.. OH, WAIT—YOU CANNOT GUESS.. HMMM.. WELL, IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY!! TRULY THE MOST NOBLE OF ALL DAYS FOR A NOBLE PRINCESS SUCH AS MYSELF! DUE TO THIS, I DIDN'T ATTEND WORK TODAY AND WENT AROUND TOWN DOING A BUNCH OF THINGS THAT I WAS TOO DISTRACTED TO GET PICTURES FOR. BUT I ATE A GOOD LOOKING CAKE AT THIS ONE PLACE. AND THEN I WENT SHOPPING FOR A BIT. AND THEN I WENT TO SHOPKEEPERS CANDY STORE—I INFORMED HIM THAT IT WAS MY BIRTHDAY, WHICH HE THEN PROCEEDED TO ACT CONFUSED ABOUT.. PROBABLY BECAUSE I DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT IT. AFTER ASKING ME WHY I DIDN'T TELL HIM, HE OFFERED A SPECIAL BIRTHDAY CANDY BAG THINGY FOR ME—WHICH I IMMEDIATELY ACCEPTED!! HEHEHEHEH.. IT HAD ALL KINDS OF LEMON TARTS AND LOLLIPOPS AND GUMDROPS AND ALL SORTS OF OTHER SWEETS INSIDE. I CAN'T WAIT TO FEAST UPON THEM ALL!!! SHOPKEEPER SEEMED HAPPY ABOUT GIVING ME THE GIFT.. ESPECIALLY IN THIS PHOTO! I ENDED UP RETURNING HOME AFTER A WHILE, BUT MADAME LILA AND HER SON CAME UNTO MY ABODE FOR A SHORT VISIT WITH ME. MADAME LILA ENDED UP GIVING ME A SMALL MINI BANANA-ICING CUPCAKE—AND HER SON GAVE ME A SMALLER DUCK ANTIQUE BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED WITH MY OTHER ONE LATELY!! I'LL KEEP THE OTHER ONE, BUT I SHALL KEEP THIS ONE TOO, AND I THINK I SHALL NAME IT.. BILLY!!!"

[the-silver-peahen-residence]

||A Special bonding birthday||

Hello everyone. I’m writing a drabble request for a friend of mine. But lets see how this goes for now shall we? I hope you like and my friend as well.

||Drabble summary||

It's Olivine's birthday today! Right now, everyone has already given him birthday gifts and help celebrate his special day. However, the one that was going to spend it more was his husband Trevor. However, he had some ideas on spoiling his hubby for his birthday? What could it be? Read to find out.

((Guest muses in this drabble))

Olivine is from the animated mobile game Nu carnival but it also belongs to the amazing @ask-the-monster-nest

Trevor Belmont is from the animated Tv series Castlevania and he also belongs to me. <3

||Warning||

*Heavy Nsfw content is present in this drabble

*Making out/kissing

((Note: This drabble will have heavy grammar mistakes and errors but this was written for fun. I hope you understand but also enjoy please.))

"Happy birthday Olivine!!"

That's right. Today was Olivine's birthday where everyone was gathered together to hand over gifts, share a hand made birthday cake made for him from Hanoka. For now, it was a good day for him, even with their son giving him a hand made gift for him.

Trevor was happy to know his husband enjoyed his birthday and everyone was so kind to let him have his special day. Though, while everyone was enjoying the food for the party, Trevor was showing some flowers for him as he gives him a gentle kiss to his lips.

"Happy birthday my precious angel. I hope you are enjoying your birthday." He smiled to see Olivine smile.

"I am. It's been the best so far. I just love it." he laughed smiling so sweetly that made Trevor love him even more.

"I'm glad to hear. You deserve every second of it." He laughed sitting by him but Trevor was holding Olivine's hand only to give it a kiss once more.

"I am enjoying my birthday pretty well. It's been so lovely. Though, I wonder if you have a gift for me my dear husband? I'm sure from the flowers and presents you have something for me too?" he pouts only for Trevor to smile.

"Hmmm, I might have something for you but it's private. I can't show my present right now with the others here. So...later on I'll be sure to show you is that alright?" he asked that Olivine blushed to wonder what it was to smile.

"That's fine with me. I'll be happy to wait till then. I know it's going to be a lovely gift." he chuckled to hug him while Trevor smiled hoping it was. For now, they enjoyed the party before later on.

~~~~~Later that night~~~~~~

Everyone was heading home but Trevor did ask someone to watch over their son for the night which it was Hanoka. She didn't mind and would be sure he was tucked in and everything when it was time for bed. Right now, Trevor was leading Olivine to their bedroom as he was blindfolded.

"Love, where are we going? Is this the surprise?" he asked for Trevor to smile.

"Not yet. We haven't got into the room yet." he said with his hands on his shoulders but he keeps on leading him before getting to their room. He opens the door for him but lets him walk forward as he helps. When inside, Trevor goes to keep Olivine standing in front of the bed but he was wondering what he was going to give him for his present.

"Trevor?" he looks left and right wondering of the present.

"Alright love, you can remove your blindfold.."

Olivine reaches to do that but he then opens his eyes to gasp. The room was decorated with candles, some roses on the bed, with some other special things. Though, he was blushing seeing how pretty it was even with some other things beside the bed like toys and other naughty things.

"Oh my~ Trevor is this my gift?" he asked to look at him but he blushed right away seeing that Trevor was wearing nothing but a big red bow around his waist.

"Maybe???" he winks that Olivine blushed worse. "Though, happy birthday my dear angel. But...I'm curious to what you want for your birthday. I know you got presents and other things from the others but..what can I give you personally for your special day?"

".....Hmm....I..I umm.." he was flushed seeing his sexy husband there with nothing but a bow on him. Though, he was seeing that Trevor smiled at the look.

"Yes????"

"...I....I know you will be sure to really make me go crazy just from seeing you like this but..." He blushed to look down while messing with his fingers. Was their something he wanted?

"Olivine?"

"...I...I would love to have another baby." He said it. This made Trevor blink but he looks to him seeing Olivine blushing.

"A...wait you want another one?" he asked.

"Y..Yes, I wish to have another one. Though, I hope it's fine. I was hoping to have a girl this time. A baby sister for our little boy. I know you were not expecting me to ask but.....that's what I would love for my birthday." he said that Trevor was silent to look at him. However, a smile shows on his lips.

Trevor walks over but he held Olivine who still was blushing. "???"

"I would love to give you that for your birthday. Though I been wondering if you wanted another baby so of course." he smiled softly to him that Olivine blushed.

"So..you would like to..." he asked.

"Of course.....lets extend the family...." He smiled that Olivine blushed more before he gives Trevor a kiss to his lips. However, he was giggling only for Trevor to hold him close while kissing him. "Though, we will have to be sure this sinks in while I get you pregnant again." he said.

"Then shall we?" he teased running a finger down Trevor's chest. Trevor smiled but he wouldn't mind this. However, he only kisses the birthday boy while they start making out together as he begins undressing him slowly.

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Later that night, Olivine's clothes were on the floor but the sound of a squeaking bed is heard. Followed by moans of pleasure and groans as well. Trevor was holding his husband on his lap thrusting up into him deeply while he was moaning out with tears of happiness after so long.

"Ahhh my naughty hunter! You really are a wild b..beast!" He moans out feeling his hips being pulled back. However, this made him moan out even worse. He always knew his husband was hungry at times during this but this was heated.

"Ahhhh such a tight cutie. You really are something else. You really are so cute like this." Trevor teases him and yet, he keeps thrusting more and more into him that Olivine crying out gripping the pillow. However, he was bouncing on his lap more wanting it deeper so he can indeed become pregnant with another child.

"But don't worry haaa I'll work all night if I have to till you have another one." He moans still slamming his hips up only for Olivine to moan out happily with his tongue out slightly savoring this feeling.

"Y..Yes please! I want another o..one. I want to have another one please. Shower me with all your love I missed you so much!" he moans out still shaking as he was hearing Trevor moaning out as he did. However, seeing him like this was just as hot.

He keeps trying to move faster but Olivine beasts him to it. He was quickening his hips messing with his nipples trying to get more and more. However, he cries out still circling his hips but was crying out. He wanted him to fill him up so badly but he was already crying and moaning out for him.

"Are you close my naughty angel? You have to be if your this big. Your tightening around me." Trevor moans out that he was still thrusting up into him that he threw his head back crying out more and more.

"S...so close! I'm close..Please..please give me your cum..fill me up please!!" He was aching for it he knew he was close. However, as soon as he did, Trevor groans to snap his hips down only to have Olivine crying out.

"Yesssss!! Yes please I want it. I want it I'm close to.....to cumming..I'm close to cumming!" he cries out only for him to moan out having an orgasm. However, he shook only to look dazed feeling Trevor cumming inside of him as he did. He feels the thick load inside only to fall back but Trevor held him with kisses to his neck.

He twitched feeling the cum fill him up but only looks to Trevor who was kissing his neck. "W..we can't be d..done can we?" he asked with a pout but Trevor smiled.

"Heh; not a chance...we have all night." He teased only for him to smile kissing him back. The night continued in the high chance of having another lovely night.

And the hope for a future daughter.

[inevitablestars]

hi linds ily so bad and i wanna talk about something fun sooooooOOOoooo ummmmmmmmm what's a good movie you've seen recently and what holidays do you think would be the marauders favorites?? kk love you 5ever and ever <33333

hi natty <3 love u love u love u

hmmm i think the most recent movie i watched was literally either pitch perfect or mamma mia 😭 BUT also semi recently my friend and i wanted to watch a trash movie that is whack from start to finish but like vibes and that was i think called rough night (?) it's with like ilana glazer, scarjo, kate mckinnon etc and was hilarious

and hmmm holidays... i haven't thought about this before but i do have some ideas

i think. james really likes new years like just gut feeling but he loves any occasion for everyone he loves to come together and like new years is perfect for that no one has an excuse to not be there bc there's no work or school and it's just Vibes but they have to do it right (ie. just the group at someone's house not going out to some fancy expensive shit) ((side point, valentine's day would to some people scream james and like yeah he does valentine's day so well but. that's only with one person not all of his people and he wants all of his people to spread the love around))

sirius likes... birthdays. not his own but everyone else's. like he doesn't like the pressure of his own birthday but he will go so all out when it's anyone else's birthday and like it's because he grew up like that his birthday didn't really matter but he always made sure reg's birthday was good for him and that kinda stuck with him and he always made it fun

reg likes christmas best! to me his birthday is around christmas (part of why sirius always made sure his bday was special bc it would get overshadowed by christmas a lot) but he did like christmas and likes it even more outside of growing up and finding traditions and ways to make it fun and such

if they were american remus would like thanksgiving no i will not elaborate on that point it just feels right. but since they are not american, he like halloween the best but the amount of effort he puts in really depends and varies from year to year but he still likes it even if he looks like he just threw on like a big tshirt with an animal on it

peter also really likes halloween but will go all out every year and decorates like crazy the second stores start having halloween decorations out

marlene loveesssssss her own birthday she is going all out every year themes and everything

lily is also a christmas gal bc it reminds her of good memories of her childhood like her family had such nice christmases and their house was always warm so even if she doesn't always have that now with her family she has it with her friends and it's still warm

mary hmmm i think she likes valentine's day a bit before she has a partner she likes to bring sweets to her friends or like bake cookies and then when she has a partner she goes all out for them

and then hm dorcas to me isn't huge on holidays so i'm going with cinco de mayo for the vibes

pandora similarly doesn't have a favorite like major holiday but she does love her own birthday. tho i think she would say her favorite is some kind of like obscure holiday like those "national xxxxx day" and she'd give you a long winded answer of why it's her favorite

[where-dreamers-go]

Reading and rambling: The Fork, the Witch, and the Worm

(Tales from Alagaësia VOLUME 1: ERAGON)

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PART ONE: THE FORK

I. Mount Arngor

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Ahem.

*looks at tiny, cute, little, colored map of the EASTERN REACHES*

That looks like it would have taken me the days to color. *imagining the ache of non-stop coloring the same spot over and over and over)

Anyway, what's with the random mountain? They don't get earthquakes do they?

*flipping pages*

Angela! Angela!

... Hmm 2018 copyright. Took me long enough.

*sees drawing of a fork*

Oh! The Little Mermaid! Cool.

What's with the hanging ornament with the page numbers? Should I know these symbols??

The day had not gone well.

I'm sorry. .. Blackberry mead... Like wine or expensive juice?

...picking berries in Palancar Valley.

Awh. Farm boy.

A pang of homesickness struck him.

Now?

...the Academy...

Academy? Oh okay. Not sure I even thought of him giving it a name. Then again he gives names to a number of things. Right?

He sighed, finding the sight depressing.

Do you need help? I can do that. Is it a lot for you? Or a lot in general? Are you exaggerating "mounds"?

It stood alone in the green expanse...

Oh, gosh of I were a place to have dragons... Where would I be? Hmmm. Maybe the big random mountain. A good stronghold though.

Two weeks of sailing to get there??? No. A close environment with the elves and Eragon? No. Can't do it.

How many names can this mountain have? Au least the dwarves know their history. Also, what the crap, elves? You know the mountain's name, but not where or why it has the name??? What? Like that's all you remember from class or something? Not important enough as your obsession with dragons and controlling nature that you claim to respect?

Dealing with them had proven far more frustrating than Eragon anticipated...

FINALLY! Eragon is with all the races in one place. Not just one. At least the dwarves gave him access to history and a MAP back in the day. But now... Oh oooooh. Do you know how happy I am, years later after reflection, that he's able to compare and contrast people? Also in a completely different situation.

Okay, so Eragon is eating. But it's never enough with all the energy he's using to help build??!?!!

I need to introduce him to carbs and stuff. Something.

Good, good. He doesn't want to experience anything like what happened fighting the Empire. Yeah, exciting, Eragon, but... Maybe you need a small hobby to entertain you.

"Barzûl," Eragon muttered.

Oh! That's a curse word. I know that. Right? Wait... Ha! Yeah.

A quill. Good to know.

Awwwwhhh he sleeps under one of Saphira's wings. Where else would he sleep? A rock?

Oh my goodness. Eragon and Saphira, let me do the paperwork. Just pay me in telling me what words you use to get the hair off your face.

A dragon destroyed his homework. That's messed up. I'd be upset about just that. Why don't you just burn it? Huh?

I wanna help decorate the halls!!! The echoes must be creepy in a place that large.

...and then the elves had refined the details.

Dude! The dwarves know very well how to build! When was the last time elves build anything out of stone? You didn't like Eragon's plan enough?? Just want the last say?

Darn, Eragon, get an assistant. Please.

I'll do it, but I require indoor plumbing and a cool cloak.

Oh. Eragon wants to problem solve. He wants to feel productive. Same.

Okay. I need to look up what an 'eyrie' is exactly.

Yeah, those Eldunarí need years of therapy. Poor things.

They can feel the light on their facets? For real or...?

Oh, the elves did windows. Cool. Cool.

*reads about Eragon talking with dragons*

See? I was right. Eragon needs something to do to distract himself.

Wow. That's a lot of information. I'm glad to see Eragon in a different setting, not war. But it's very new for him having so much pressure for the present to make sure the future is safer.

He's working smarter, but also a lot harder.

Woo!

[pangolinheart]

FFXIVWrite 2023 DAY 10 - FAIR PT. 2 (EXTRA CREDIT)

A continuation of yesterday's prompt! I had thought up a few more scenes of what Rhiki and Urianger might do at a fair together, but I didn't have enough time to fit them in, so I made them my extra-credit entry for today!

Rating: General Genre: Fluff, humor Characters: Urianger Augurelt, Z'rhiki Irhi (Warrior of Light) Word Count: 2,523 Content Warnings: None

“Y-you really don’t have to give it to me. You could pick out something else that you like!” Rhiki insisted, but Urianger shook his head, and once again proffered the almost-comically-large Major General plush in her direction.

“Nay, ‘twas always mine intent to bequeath the spoils of victory unto you.” He insisted with a chuckle. “’Twas my greatest of pleasures to assist. I would be most gratified if you would accept mine offering.”

Something about the formality with which he spoke about such a trivial matter made her snort with laughter. “Okay, okay, I’ll take it.” She relented, and accepted the awkwardly-sized stuffed toy. She beamed at it, then looked up at her companion. “Thanks, Urianger.”

“Think nothing of it,” he said with a flourished wave of his hand.

“I still can’t believe you actually did it,” she marveled. “That was… actually really impressive.”

He straightened his posture in exaggerated (well, for Urianger at least, she thought) pride. “’Twas but a trifle for one possessed of mine acumen.” She giggled. “In truth, ‘tis more of a feat of mathematics than physical prowess, and so did I find myself well-suited to the task.”

“And you’re taller, so you can get a better view. And throw from higher up.” Rhiki pointed out.

“This… may have also been a factor in mine estimations.” He admitted, making Rhiki huff.

“Yeah, yeah, don’t rub it in.” She griped playfully. “Anyway, what do you want to do next?”

Urianger considered this question, scanning the stalls and games lining the streets. “Hmmm,” He looked back down at her. “I am forced to concede that I am at a loss. Might thou proffer a suggestion?”

“Hmmm…” Rhiki hummed in a perfect echo of his sentiment. She squinted to read signs further down the street, wracking her mind for something that they would both enjoy. Her eyes landed on a purple tent towards the end of the road, decorated with silvery stars. “Oh! I have an idea. You’ll love this – fortune telling!”

“A fine suggestion!” Urianger agreed. “’Twill be most interesting to learn what might await us both in the future!”

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Z’rhiki exited the tent with sagging shoulders, Fripon trotting along behind her.

Taking in her grim expression, Urianger questioned, “Were the seer’s predictions not pleasing?”

“Ugh!” Rhiki sighed. After a moment, though, she smiled, shrugging off the roegadyn’s ominous portent. “Don’t worry, though, it’s not that serious. It’s just in good fun.”

“May I ask what question thou posed?” He ventured.

“You really want to know?”

“I am most interested,”

With Urianger’s earnest golden eyes on her, she suddenly felt very self-conscious. She hoped she wasn’t blushing. “I asked her about my love life,” She admitted, not sure why she was so embarrassed to admit such a thing to him. Maybe because it seemed so frivolous.

“Indeed? And the results of the divination were not to thy liking?” She had thought he might find this amusing – that the Warrior of Light was preoccupied with such unimportant matters – but his expression was one of genuine curiosity.

She shook her head, the small braids on one side of her hair swinging back and forth. “Nope. Apparently the future looks grim. Disastrous even.” Saying it out loud, she was struck by how comical it sounded, and suddenly burst out into a short fit of laughter.

Though her giggling eased the serious expression on his face back into a small smile, he still placed a hand on her shoulder. “Take heart, my friend! It presseth against the boundaries of belief that one with true knowledge of the stars’ designs would be found offering their wisdom to the public for a mere 50 gil. And, as we both well know, even the will of the star itself  can be changed.”

Still snickering, she swatted his hand off of her shoulder. “I know that, silly! I appreciate the thought, though. Now, your turn!”

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Z’rhiki was crouched down, entertaining Fripon with a long, tufted weed she had plucked from the ground, when Urianger stepped back out into the light of the fair. She straightened up to her full, inconsiderable height.

“Well, how’d it go?” She demanded when he was close enough that she didn’t have to shout.

“The soothsayer hath revealed to me that, in my previous incarnation on this star, I did live as a thistle mole. A most intriguing supposition.”

Rhiki almost choked on her own laughter. “A thistle mole?” She cackled. “Why were you a thistle mole?!”

Urianger remained unfazed, his tone still good-humored. “Must there be a reason for any single creature’s existence?”

It was one of those esoteric questions that tended to pop up in conversations with him, and her laughter subsided as she contemplated it… whatever it meant. She decided a fair was hardly the place for such deeply involved rumination, however, and quickly changed the subject.

“Let’s- Let’s save that question for another time, shall we?” She suggested. “Anyway, why did she tell you about your past life? She didn’t tell me about my past life!”

“Mayhaps mine ‘aura’ did suggest that such knowledge would be of the greatest benefit to me?” He posited, lightly.

“Well I don’t see how. Did you tunnel in the dirt as a thistle mole? Eat bugs? Get chased by angry botanists?”

“Such details were not afforded to me by the reading. Presumably, I would have done all of these things and more.”

“What more does a thistle mole usually do?”

He must not have had an answer to this question, she thought, because his reply was unnecessarily cryptic. “What more need a thistle mole do?”

“Uhh…” Not only did she not have an answer, she had no idea what type of answer the question called for. So instead, she posed a different one as she led them away from the fortune telling tent. “Okay, what do you think I was in a past life?”

Urianger gave this some thought. He searched, it seemed, for an answer that would not offend – much like a real carnival fortune-teller. “Mayhap thou were a goblin. This would explain thine affinity for them, and the ease with which thou art able to communicate with them.”

“That’s because I spent a lot of time around Idyllshire, not because I used to be a goblin,” She pointed out. “Plus, who doesn’t like gobbies? They’re cute!”

“Then mayhap… a dragon?”

She shook her head. “Now you’re just trying to flatter me! There’s no way I was a dragon! That’s the best you’ve got? I thought you were an astrologian! Ask the stars or something!”

“Nay, thou art correct.” He conceded, “I did not consider thy question with adequate diligence. Prithee wait a moment. I shall consult the stars.”

She stopped walking a step after he did. “Wait, you’re not actually going to try right now are you?”

Urianger held up a hand to silence her, his face already turned skywards. They stood there for more than a minute as he gazed at the stars. Rhiki was starting to worry people would notice the strange behavior when she saw Urianger nod in understanding. “I see…” He muttered.

“What? What is it?”

He looked down at her with a serious expression. “The stars hath lent me their wisdom. In thine past life, I believe thou to have been a common garden worm.”

“WHAT?!”

This time it was Urianger who laughed, a sound that might have been strange and unfamiliar to her had she not been so flustered. “I almost believed you for a second!” She exclaimed, giving him a light slap on the arm. “I can’t believe you said I was a worm!”

Urianger did his best to contain his laughter, though failed to actually do so. “Mine apologies,” He offered yet again. “Shall we proceed to another attraction?”

“Ugh, whatever! I bet I was the coolest worm ever! All the other worms probably loved me!” She grumbled as they resumed their walk.

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“Thy training as a dragoon still serveth thee well,” Urianger observed as they pushed through the curtains at the exit of the small “Haunted House” – though rather than a  house guests were taken through a temporary wooden construction designed for easy assembly and disassembly.

“Huh?” Rhiki asked, not quite following. She leaned down and scooped up Fripon as they descended the handful of steps to the street. She squinted at Urianger. “Was that… a joke? Are you making fun of me?”

“Nay nay,” He insisted jovially. “I merely surmised that the instinct to leap with such height and distance in response to fright must have been instilled in thee during thy many hours of practice with the lance.”

“You are making fun of me! I wasn’t scared! I was just… startled! I’ve fought way scarier monsters than a lalafel in black robes who grabs at your ankles! And at least I was paying attention! You were so interested in the displays that you completely missed one of the jump scares.” Though the interior had been kept intentionally dark, she could clearly remember seeing the confusion on one actor’s ghoulishly painted face as he leapt from a hidden door, fake knife in hand, only to find that his victim had failed to even notice his entrance. Rhiki had found the scene hysterically funny,

Urianger nodded, unbothered by the accusation. “It is indeed impressive that the organizers are able to use such limited resources to such great effect. To use scarlet sap mixed with currant juice to create the impression of fresh blood displays a commendable dedication to their craft.”

“I still can’t believe you almost tasted that,” Rhiki said. “I guess I never really thought about it before? You see stuff like that at haunted houses all the time. Cotton bolls used for cobwebs and all that. Oh! But did you see the big diremite? That was pretty cool!”

“Indeed. ‘Twas most frightening.” Urianger agreed, though she hadn’t seen him so much as flinch during the entire experience. “The application of simple thaumaturgy to create the effects of mist and thunder was quite ingenious.”

Rhiki glanced over to another section just off  of the main street, where she saw light whirling around. “If you like that, you’ll love this! Some of the local conjurers use wind-aspected magic and old barrels to made spinning rides! Let’s do that next!”

Having released Fripon, she skirted back towards the entrance of the attraction to pick up the prize Urianger had gifted her, which the attendant graciously had offered to hold for her while they were inside. Upon returning to where he stood, she grabbed him by the wrist with her free hand and tugged him along with her. “C’mon, let’s go!”

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“Well, what did you think?” She tried not to sound smug as she watched Urianger stumble off the attraction after her. “Was that fun, or what?”

The contortions of his face as the seats hurdled and spun had already told her what he would say. Urianger groped at the nearest solid surface to steady himself, eyes knit together in a pained expression. “Surely… thou jests.”

“Maybe a little,” She admitted, snickering. She reached up to pat  his shoulder, a feat which she had to stand on the tips of her toes to accomplish.

Urianger groaned. “It defies my comprehension… that so many should willingly subject themselves to such a harrowing experience… as a form of entertainment.”

“I dunno. It makes sense to me.” Rhiki shrugged. “But I probably should have warned you it might make you a little woozy. That’s why I thought we should do it before we ate.”

“I-indeed. A wise choice.” Urianger managed. “Thy constitution is, as ever, alike to iron. Truly a fortunate quality to possess…”

She offered him an encouraging smile. “Are you alright?”

“Yes… I believe I shall recover shortly.”

She gave him a few moments to catch his breath and reassemble his insides. She was reminded of their first journey to Thavnair, when they had all ended up with aether sickness from the experimental aetheryte trip. It put her in mind of an idea.

“Oh, remember that lassi that Estinien bought us when we first landed in Yedlihmad? Maybe they’ll have something similar here. You wait here and keep an eye on Fripon for me, I’ll be right back! When you’re feeling better, we can get some festival food and head to the pier – I think my favorite part is starting soon!”

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“Oh, wow!” Rhiki’s voice, though soft, rose over the crackling above them, and she pointed. “Did you see that bright purple one? I wonder how they get them that shape…”

Urianger didn’t respond, but took another sip of the pink, melon-flavored drink he had purchased. Rhiki had informed him that it was a popular choice at summer festivals. At their feet, Rhiki’s unicolt lapped at a small bowl of shaved ice she had purchased for him.

Urianger glanced down at the miqo’te, watching her tear another chunk off a large piece of fried dough and pop it into her mouth. Her eyes never left the sky, where above them another volley of colorful fireworks exploded, some twinkling out of existence and others leaving glowing streaks in their wake as they spiraled. She was leaning over the pier’s iron railing, eyes wide and her lips, though parted in wonderment, forming a clear smile.

“Oh, pretty!” She murmured and he smiled as well. Once the last sparks of light from the cluster had vanished, she suddenly noticed his eyes on her.

“What? Why are you looking at me like that?”

He shook his head. “’Tis nothing of import. ‘Tis simply nice to see thee so thoroughly enjoying thyself. The sight of such a genuine smile on thy lips has become a rarity these past some-odd years.”

Her ears lowered a fraction of an inch, and she fidgeted, her eyes darting to the side. “What? I smile all the time!” she insisted, though she seemed somewhat embarrassed that he had noticed such a thing.

He watched her face for a few seconds longer, but then shook his head. “Thou art correct. Mayhap it was but a trick of the light. Pay me no mind.”

“Okay,” she said, relaxing a bit. “You should be watching the fireworks anyway! They’re beautiful!”

“Just so.” He was about to follow her advice when he felt a tugging on his robe. He glanced down to find that Rhiki’s unicolt had reared back on his hind legs and planted his forehooves against his own calf. Fripon craned neck to look up at him.

“I think Fripon wants some of the melon from your drink.” Rhiki observed.

Chuckling, Urianger knelt down. He fished a piece of Allagan melon from the drink and offered it to Fripon, who eagerly accepted the treat, going so far as to lick the juice from his hand. “A reward for his exemplary performance as a friend and companion.” Urianger declared. The unicolt whinnied.

“Fripon says thank you,” Rhiki pretended to translate. “Now come on, you’re going to miss the grand finale!”

With a smile, he rose to his feat and the two watched as a spray of fireworks lit the sky.

[ask-serendipity-sky]

Tae is kinda very smart for not confirming Taennie lol. Jennie doesn't give af about dating rumors because she already have multiple confirmed relationships, Tae is the biggest celebrity she's ever linked with, her Fandom kinda supports her, she will be hated anyway by others and has nothing to lose. But Tae ? Everything opposite of Jennie's case.

Personally I dont think they'll last until he decides to marry her and I think he feels the same. So why put his career, fanbase and reputation in danger for a relationship that won't last ? That's why there's no 'contribution' from Tae's side to this news lol, if anything he boosts Taekook whenever he can as it holds his fanbase together. Tbh it was a smart decision, if he wasn't dragging tkk to this shit tho. This isn't his first nor last relationship, it's his private thing which he dont wanna confirm to anyone.

I BET IF HE'S MARRYING A WOMAN ONE DAY IT WON'T BE A CELEBRITY, ESPECIALLY A VERY POPULAR BUSY ONE. You know how most SK men generally think about marriage right ? They want someone who stays at home, look after their kids and family, available to spend time with husband whenever he's at home. Tae has said he likes a woman who can be like his mother (its a eww for me tho). Even the regular men are like that so we can imagine how a busy rich celebrity men may want from thier wife lol. Most of korean female celebs who married male celebs either quit work or took long breaks. And Jennie is too big to be just a home maker momma he dreams of and not planning to give up everything to marry him. She has her own career which is almost big as him and is even busier than him. So yeah, I think they'll breakup eventually and find other partners who they can build their ideal future with.

Hello,

Hmmm.

I'm sensing that you don't like Jennie? Lol

I just want to point out that Jennie is probably more known that Tae. She has as much to lose as he does, if not, more. I don't like how people low key shade her and act like she's inferior to Tae. She doesn't need Tae either. She's done well on her own. And she's dated G-dragon...I mean...come on!

I don’t see it like this at all. Taennie is strong AF! I know people judge Jennie for other valid reasons but if you see content of hers (not on stage), she seems very sweet and down to Earth. Nicer than Tae, actually. She's much more likeable and she has a pleasant personality.

I remember a BP live where her and Lisa are decorating a cake and Jennie says that she wants to be able to bake cakes with her children while Lisa says she will just give them money to buy a cake lol

Jennie didn't grow up with her mom either so it seems like she also wants a home and a family. She's is very motherly.

I actually think they are perfect for each other.

If Tae is not confirming, that's because he needs album support from the tkkrs and his fans who don't see right through him but just wait until all this is done. It will be interesting.

Hope this helps.

[brighteststar707]

Jumping into your inbox with questions!! >:3

Gimme 34, 35 and 101! Also, bonus question: how would you spend your Christmas with Saeyoung? Or New Year (we don't celebrate Christmas in my country, so I basically interpret them as the same holiday lmao). I wanna read up some cute scenarios of you two!

34. What unpopular opinion do you have? Hmmm.... I really like it getting darker earlier thanks to daylight savings! In general I'm not such a sun person and will feel more energized during a cloudy day than during a sunny one. It always throws me off when it's still light around dinnertime in the summer. I'm also more prone to being depressed in the summer than in the winter because of it. I guess it's like reverse SAD?

35. What’s the last good book you’ve read? Is it super stereotypical for me to say A Secret History by Donna Tartt? I read it this summer and it CONSUMED me like nothing else, it's probably my top book of the year. I'm dying to get back to it again later (I'm reading Frankenstein first).

101. What’s been going through your mind lately? I'm going home for Christmas! I'm going to see my family and MY DOG AAAA and also my friends who I haven't seen in a few months. I'm looking forward to it hehe

Finally, my Christmas with Saeyoung! I'll write this in bullet format as the thoughts come to me hehe

In a world where I don't spend it with my own family, we spend it with the RFA

They're our family!!!

Jumin often hosts on the day itself but sometimes we do (once we move out of the bunker)

It's the definition of cosy: warm jumpers (Saeyoung has dug up his favourite ugly Christmas sweater and yes I have one to match), hot chocolate and a massive stack of gifts for everyone

We're playing christmas carols and the place (ours or Jumin's ) is decorated to the nines

The gathering is potluck style so everyone brings something

And we spend essentially the whole day together in cosy clothes chatting and having fun and being merry <3 - kind of like that christmas CG, you know the one

He spent so many Christmases alone in the dark trying to pretend he wasn't there

Now he has everything he could ever want and he is determined to make the most of it

In the middle of the hustle and bustle of everyone getting together there will always be a moment when he steps away just to take a breath

and watch the warmth and merriment and remind himself that this is his life now and he's allowed to enjoy it

(and I am not far behind ready to give him a hug and wish him a merry christmas - and maybe give him a mistletoe kiss hehe)

[thequeenofcarvenstone]

1, 7, 12, and 22 for the choose violence ask game 👀 (for 911 i assume, but if not, a fandom of your choice)

1. the character everyone gets wrong

SHANNON DIAZ

also Buck sometimes

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

HMMM this one is hard. Maybe May? But I don't like Hate her, these just one person who writes her that I find annoying in a way that has (minorly) effected my feelings about the character in a negative way.

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

Lucy. Idk how unpopular she really is but I thought she was fun and had Depth which some female characters in this show Do Not. She was absolutely fucking crazy (who kisses a guy, gets rebuffed by him, and then takes a job at his job????) but I thought she was fun to watch and I wanted to know more about her.

(Also Natalia a little bit)

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

The set dressing in Eddie’s house. The fact that this man has cheesy white mom Homegoods decorations for like every holiday. He also talks about how Shannon used to love Christmas and I think part of the decorating is to really give Chris what he things is a Good and Happy Childhood. But also I love the vision of this man picking out throw pillows at Ross.

violent asks

[where-is-vivian]

pandalily & school musical

I KNOW IT'S NOT A SCHOOL MUSICAL. BUT It's still a musical. And pandalily. With non-binary Pandora, just because. This took me a while, but here it is. Enjoy? :)

---<

“I need help with this scene. Can you give me my lines?” Lily asks them, holding the musical piece’s sheet out to them. She really hopes Pandora is going to accept. Lately they both have spent more and more time together, since Pandora is working on the making of the decorations of the piece, while Lily is the main actress, and they befriended each other… but Lily feels different about them. She just wants to spend all of her time with them. She can’t explain why, but she feels drawn to them.

“Yes, of course,” Pandora smiles, putting their paintbrush away, and grabbing Lily’s sheet. “I’ll do James’ role, right?” They add, laughing lightly.

James is Lily’s friend. They’ve known each other for years, and they play together in the play with the main roles. People always joke about them making a cute couple; but James is very gay for a light technician, Regulus, and Lily is also very gay, and not interested at all in a romance with James… eurgh. She knows him since they’re kids, and she still remembers how he used to piss in his pants.

“Yes,” Lily says, smiling at them. “Whenever you want,” She adds, to indicate Pandora she’s ready.

And they play together. Pandora reads James’ lines, and strangely enough, they do it well. They stay where they are, leaning on the huge box they were in the middle of painting, because apparently the paint is finally dry, and Lily moves around, as she’s supposed to do, but with minimal gestures.

“And how am I going to do without you?” Pandora asks, lifting their charming blue eyes to Lily’s. 

“You’re going to make it,” Lily says, getting closer, because she’s supposed to do just that. “You’re going to find your brother and bring him back home, and when I come back after my task is done, you’ll have made it.”

She takes Pandora’s hand, and she only smiles at them. They don’t yank their hand away.

“My dear, our love will overcome mountains, weather storms and defy the most terrible monsters,” Lily gets closer. She knows how the scene ends. Maybe Pandora knows it too, maybe they saw it on the script; but they stay here, smiling with a softness in their eyes that would make ice melt. “Take my hand,” And Lily almost stutters at this, but she knew what she was asking Pandora when she asked them to help her with this specific scene. “And never let it go.”

Pandora slightly nods. Lily pulls them closer. Their foreheads touch, and Pandora is still smiling, even though maybe they’re a bit more smug now. And Lily crosses the line; she takes the plunge.

She kisses Pandora.

Their lips are soft against hers, and they simply, very simply — oh, so simply — put their hands on Lily’s cheeks, softly, as if it was just the ghost of a touch. But they answer Lily’s kiss. Pandora smiles against Lily’s lips. It’s slow, soft, loving? Lily melts into it. It’s so good.

Someone is suddenly clearing their throat next to them, and Lily and Pandora part quickly, their hands staying on each other still.

“Don’t steal my wife,” James has a smirk on his lips, and a hand on his hip as he says that.

Lily rolls her eyes, but she’s still holding Pandora’s hand.

“Potter, I said ‘don’t move’. Is that such a complicated instruction to follow?” Regulus’ snarky voice echoes from not-so-far. James’ gaze lights up, and he smiles like an idiot.

“Sorry,” James excuses himself, but he doesn’t look sorry. He just looks like a happy golden retriever. “Gotta go.”

And he disappears in the direction of Regulus’ voice, leaving Lily and Pandora together. 

“Let’s continue what we started?” Lily softly smirks, getting closer to Pandora again.

“But I have work to do.”

“Hmmm,” She pushes a few blonde locks away from Pandora’s forehead. “Forget about that?”

The End.

[woosbiter]

Well... if it’ll make you extra happy, then I’d love to share the treats with you, baby <3 I do like the cookies though so you dont have to worry about me forcing myself to eat them or anything like that!!

As long as you want to tell me about them, I would love to listen to you! All ears! I could just listen to you talk about anything for hours yknow? So please, be my guest. I’d love to know what great things happened that made my girl feel good :]

Hmmm welllll since youre so cute, of course you can~ You can help me decorate since I feel like I would suck at that 🤕 But be warned, I cant promise you that there wont be any flour bomb attacks hehe

My darling girl, you dont have to thank me for that 🤎 Silly biter~ Im always going to be here for you. I love you, it’s what I do. Im not ever letting my girl suffer on her own (unless you specifically tell me you want me to give you some space, then of course I’d respect that)

There's nothing I'd love more than to have you share this all and for you to call me baby all the time. I might be your biter but it's hard to swallow all in one go hehe!

I'll tell you in full detail under your request but this should keep your ears ringing for now hehe~ I made up with my one daughter's boyfriend. Both of their boyfriends (hoon and jake respectively) aren't my biggest fans. Lately though, Jake seems to have eased up on tolerating me and Hoon, after um having a very hard talk that resulted in him cutting me off completely in the beginning of the year, finally came forward to apologize (granted with Wonyo and Hee's nudging)... He was very sincere too! I got to apologize for what I felt was necessary too...

Yujinie, told me that she's engaged and getting married to Jake, and they also got their own mini on the way. So I'm officially adopting the gilf title at some point... Not sure if I should be sad or not since my age might start showing!

๐·.°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐

I think I'm going to walk her down the aisle. Hee will just have to sit on the sidelines for this one 🤚. I want you to help me pick a dress and suit... Only if you want, of course. Yujin was hesitant on a wedding in general, so it'll be a small intimate one, but despite that it seems she still wants to invite you!

And I hope it doesn't make you uncomfy but since Hee is their dad, I'm in contact with him, and we're on good terms. He was very kind to me while Hoon was apologizing to me since he knew that the conversation we had was one that stuck with me for a long time... I'll tell you anything you ask me if you're ever curious, and you can let me know if you're ever uncomfy with me interacting with their dad, okay? You come first. That chapter in my life has been read, you're the pages I'm reading now. That's what matters to me most.

I just thought this was kinda cute... I wanted to show you. It's small but it was somewhat touching? And I know wonyo likes you... They both do! On several occasions they've expressed that they'd take you in as a step-dad (if you ever I mean wanted to, there's no pressure. None. And like that's a long way down since I have to still um learn to call you my boyfriend I mean ya know... Ahem um...), I'm just happy they like you...

Of course, I also had an amazing time with my current-soon-to-be-boyfriend which also... Made everything feel better too.

Ah! Don't feel pressured though! I know it all may feel overwhelming but don't think too hard! I just... Wanted to share these tidbits... It doesn't have to mean anything though. We've been taking things slow so don't feel like there's some responsibility you suddenly have to take on... But if you do feel that, then let me know... I'll do my best to ease your mind up!

I'm amazing at cooking and baking decorations, trust me. Pro in this house, actually- hehe... A flour war... Let's not get too movie scene-like and kiss with a face full of flour. It tastes weird when it's plain! Maybe icing or something instead-... Oh right there's a war first! Oh... Wait we have to bake first-

I know I don't have to thank you... I'm just grateful... Having someone at my side, that I love, and loves me back... Someone with only my best interests at heart in the present... I value that a lot... It'll be a while before I stop giving thanks... I just... I really hope I can provide you with that same comfort... And give you just as much as you give me.

I love you, wooyoung ♡

[moon-ursidae]

SESSION #9!

as always: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS FOR BOTH GAMES AND THE HBO SERIES BELOW THE CUT!!!

ngl i’m not really feeling this rn so i might not play for very long. and these posts are kinda getting to be a chore and i want them to be fun haha. so idk if i’m gonna keep doing these. i started them so that i could remember my thoughts and stuff when i play. 🤷🏻‍♀️ ANYWAY

total play time: about 3 hours!

hostile territory?? oh geez

i just started the section where abby and manny go to find owen

i’m scared

i’m also fucking horrified for when i get to the ellie fight bc i’ve seen a lot of people say that ellie fights the way that you’ve been playing her??

so she’s gonna be placing hella bombs and is gonna be stealthy as hell and i’m SCARED

god this game is fucking gorgeous

“fuck danny. i’m jealous owen got to shoot him before i did.” hmmmmm. HMMMMMM.

the more i learn about abby the more that i REALLY understand how revenge gets the best of her as well.

abby thanking manny for a bunch of stuff? hmmmm that definitely isn’t a sign of anything

WAIT I’M ON MY OWN AGAIN?? NOOO

i hate being on my own so fucking much

close quarters branch??? hmmm

i like the difference between ellie and abby’s branches

shows a lot about their fighting styles

i hate this long hallway i have to shimmy through

i’m gonna get jumpscared

GODDAMNIT I FUCKING KNEW IT

FUCKING CLICKER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

damn abby REALLY doesn’t like the seraphites

goddamn

“yea may she guide you right off a cliff” like holy shit bro

“these freaks are in our backyard.” i love how they’re setting it up though. she clearly doesn’t like the seraphites AT ALL. so how she forms her relationships w lev and yara later are really important

i miss seeing what ellie would draw and write in her journal :(

i hear footsteps…

big ones…

am i about to get my shit rocked when i shimmy through this doorway

i was wondering when i’d see infected

i love how you don’t need the code for the safes anymore

i just go through and listen for the different clicking sounds it’s so fun

wait is this egg a goddamn jak and daxter easter egg

fuck yea ‘relic of the sages’

is there an uncharted ring somewhere?

i hope so

SHOTGUN ACQUIRED BABY LET’S GOOOOOO

WHY ARE THERE MORE INFECTED GODDAMN THEY KEEP COMING FROM FUCKIN NOWHERE

woooaahhhhhhh this seraphite truck is cool

“you want peace? stay on your island.” she REALLY doesn’t like them jesus we get it abby

NEW HOLSTER LET’S GOOOO

seraphites!

i’d rather fight people over infected any day of the goddamn week

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS CRAWL SPACE

NOPE. I DON’T WANNA

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE ROOM WITH THE FERRIS WHEEL IN THE DISTANCE THAT I SEE ALL THE TIME

i’m about to go crazy in photo mode >:)

WORKBENCH FINALLY

THIS SHIT IS SO EXPENSIVVEEE

there are so many fucking seraphites in here oh my god

god that took so long to stealth bc it was so many different levels oh my god

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT IS THE FIGHT SCENE WHERE THEY TRY TO HANG HER HAPPENING RIGHT NOW??????

I’M SCARED

flashback first!

the lights are so pretty in here 🥺

DOG???

DOG WHEN?

is he trying to make moonshine??

LMAO the way he went “abigail.” when she shook the jar

OH I’M ABOUT TO FUCK THIS SCOREBOARD W THIS BOW

YEAAAAA I GOT EM ALL

FUCK ALL YA’LL

13 BITCH LET’S GOOOOOOO

oh my god this is a mural of fucking salt lake city isn’t it?

YUP.

YUP. almost exactly from the pov where joel and ellie were standing

that’s crazy how that’s painted from memory

goddamn

aw the xmas decorations 🥺

THE MUSIC IS SO GOOD

wait is she about to ask him to go to jackson or is this after??

good mood because she found TOMMY.

SO THIS IS BEFORE JACKSON.

I HATE IT HERE.

“who’s more about justice than isaac?” you mean revenge?

everytime i start to like her more they remind me of the crime she committed that was killing joel miller.

but i also see how they keep pushing revenge on both ellie and abby’s side. joel took out the whole hospital to get ellie. to get revenge for taking her from him. for not giving her a choice. then abby wanted revenge for her dad. then ellie wanted revenge for her dad. it all goes in a never ending loop.

if ellie killed abby, lev would want revenge. then someone would want revenge for ellie, and so on and so forth. it would never end. so ellie had to break that cycle.

this is just so crazy bro

ugh okay now that i got that out

please don’t tell me it’s where they’re trying to hang abby

GODDAMNIT I SAW THE RAIN LIGHTING AND TREES AND THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN

OH GOD

THE SOUND DESIGN????????? ARE YOU JOKING????????

SO GOOD.

this looks fucking amazing

if you told me this was shot live action i’d believe you

THIS IS INTENSE

OH MY GOD

IS THAT EMILY SWALLOW????????????

THE FUCKING ARMORER?????????

HELLO????????

WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE HAHAHAHA

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT

YARA!!!!!

CLIP HER WINGS????

ARE THEY GONNA BREAK HER ARMS??????

OH MY GOD PLEASE NO SHE’S JUST A KID

I CAN’T.

A HAMMER????? WITH A FUCKING HAMMER?????????????

I’M GONNA THROW UP

HOLY SHIT. THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY LEV.

YUUUUUP I SAW HIS BALD LIL HEAD

HOLY SHIT ABBY LET’S GOOO

IT BEGINS.

GIMME THAT HAMMER BITCH.

OH SHIT STALKERS??????

THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME. THE SINGLE TORCH THROUGH THE DARK ASS WOODS???

FUCKING AWESOME.

OH IT’S THAT ONE BITCH THAT AMBUSHED ME.

OH. MY. GOD.

THAT WAS BRUTAL.

SITTING HERE W MY JAW ON THE FLOOR.

GOD THIS EVEN STARTS OUT LIKE JOEL AND ELLIE.

ESCAPING THE QZ AND ESCAPING THE ISLAND

ABBY’S ATTITUDE “fine don’t tell me. i don’t really care.” LIKE JOEL WHEN HE WAS LIKE “i don’t care how you got infected.”

AHHHHHHHH NAUGHTY DOG I’M GONNA YELL

NEW MANUAL LET’S GO

INCENDIARY SHELLS??? AYO???

that’d be good as hell for rat king huh?

poor yara man :(

awe abby’s “stay behind me” she’ll deny she cares but you can tell that she does even just a little bit

more infected!

OH SHIT

SHALMBLER I AM BOOKING IT GOODBYE I AM HORRIFIED

I’M OUT

WAIT.

IS THIS A FUCKING AMBULANCE?????

WAIT IS RAT KING NOW????

I’M SCARED WAIT IT CAN’T BE

NO BC ABBY HAS A JACKET

IT’S DEFINITELY LATER

AND NOW CARRYING YARA AND RUNNING LIKE JOEL DID W ELLIE

WHAT THE FUCK

her hand is so red 🥺

oh my god her arm looks fucking awful :(

THE MUSIIICCCCCC

🎶on my own again🎶

wait. is the fucking boat scene coming up?

i’m scared. this building looks like bad news.

LONG GUN HOLSTER LET’S GOOOO

i was fully expecting to see seraphites out here not infected jfc

ALABAMA COIN

“should be a straight shot from here.” abby you forgot that this is a last of us game

it’s not gonna be that easy

WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABBY

i cannot express how much i DON’T want to go into this building

i’m almost at 30 hours 😳

i think i’m gonna end here actually bc it’s almost 6 am haha

super intense this time!

in only a few hours of playing!

[nattikay]

hmmm, I hadn't even considered how TAP might be affected 👀 I suppose if part of the premise is that the RDA isn't committing the big atrocities then Mercer will have never wiped out the Sarentu so...

• TAP exists but on a voluntary basis, no murder or kidnapping involved. Canonically the Sarentu were travelers who spent time living with and learning the ways of several different clans, so perhaps in this AU where humans and Na'vi are on better terms with each other, TAP was seen as kind of an extension of that; a few Sarentu went to live with and learn from the humans for a while the same way they often did with other clans.

• for some reason part of me is lowkey wanting to ship Aha'ri and Nor in this AU?? obviously it wouldn't work in canon because Aha'ri was killed when they were all still children but...in this AU where she lives and grows up....hmmm 👀

• I imagine Aha'ri would actually be pretty open to learning about the humans in this AU, since here they didn't, y'know, genocide her clan, kidnap her, or try to strip her of her heritage. She's very clever and strong-willed but is not afraid to push back if someone starts spewing BS; she is simultaneous Alma's favorite and least favorite student because on the one hand she picks up on everything very quickly but on the other hand trying to convince her of anything that may violate Na'vi values is very difficult.

• Nor is more skeptical about visiting TAP instead of another Na'vi clan, but he goes anyways because Aha'ri is going. [player character] also goes to be with his/her sister.

• Ri'nela is curious but not as outspoken as Aha'ri; she's pretty quiet in class and such but could give anyone a very long very deep introspective analysis if asked, which the Sarentu value when she returns to the moot to share what she's learned.

• Teylan is of course fascinated with all the human stuff. Though he is more in-tune with his Na'vi side than he is in canon, since he was still raised with his clan, he is totally captivated by the RDA's technology and isn't really sure he wants to leave and stop learning about it. Similar enthusiasm for human stuff to canon but minus the whole stockholm syndrome part.

(hmm....makes me wonder...I know that Jake is canonically unaware of TAP's existence, but what about Grace? As the head of the Avatar program, surely she'd be aware that Alma is out doing some sort of project with Mercer? hmm...though granted, this is an AU so I guess it doesn't matter whether or not canon!Grace knows....hmm...I shall think about it more.)

Alrighty, speaking of Na'vi/human relations, a bit more about Spider!

• Spider has a stronger connection to his human side than his canon counterpart does due to his close relationship with Paz, so he is more comfortable wearing human clothes and whatnot. Occasionally he'll wear a Na'vi-style loincloth as he does in canon, but he's also decently likely to be spotted in normal human clothes, or sometimes a cross between the two: removing his shirt but keeping human-style shorts instead of the loincloth, or wearing the loincloth but with his shirt still on.

• Spider wants to grow his hair long like his Na'vi friends, but Quaritch wants him to keep it clipped short military-style. Paz convinces Quaritch to compromise by letting him have a longer but still reasonably "boyish" (by human standards of course) style. Spider likes to decorate his hair with feathers and beads given to him by his Omatikaya buddies, wanting to match Lo'ak and Kiri. Quaritch thinks this is cringe but Paz thinks it's cute.

• Age-wise he is still born at the same point he was in canon, which puts him right in-between Reynuk and Neteyam (leaning slightly closer to Reynuk I think). The doodle above depicts him in the same time frame as the grandkids doodle in my previous reblog, which would make him around 10 or so.

...hmm...just thinkin' about an Avatar "no angst" AU, y'know, like an AU where the characters who died in the first movie just...didn't? For example...

• Tsu'tey and Sylwanin are both alive and well. They officially tied the knot not long after the point when Sylwanin would've died in canon, and already have a child together by the time Jake arrives on Pandora.

• Eytukan also lives and therefore he and Mo'at are still leading the clan, though of course Tsu'tey and Sylwanin are next in line.

• Because the schoolhouse incident never happened in this AU, Grace was never kicked out of the village; her school is still running and she is on good terms with the Omatikaya.

• The RDA is overall less psychotic than they are in canon, and the Avatar Program has been largely successful in establishing diplomacy with the local clans. There is still some level of tension between the humans and the Na'vi of course, because the humans are ultimately still there to mine unobtainium and the Na'vi would prefer there was no mining at all, but in this AU the RDA is at least principled enough to not do things like bulldoze the Tree of Voices or bomb Hometree etc. (so, Hometree is still standing). Jake was never asked to spy on the Na'vi.

• Grace is actually the one to introduce Jake to Neytiri when she brings Jake and Norm along to the school one day. Neytiri is intrigued by the goofy non-scientist "warrior" dreamwalker and Jake finds himself equally intrigued by her; they begin spending more and more time together, and when Jake expresses curiosity about her way of life Neytiri just naturally kinda takes it upon herself to teach him the ways of the clan.

• Because Neytiri is neither tsakarem nor engaged to Tsu'tey in this AU, her romance with Jake is not quite as ~forbidden~ as it was in canon (and honestly they make zero effort to hide their feelings; the whole clan knows lol). The only remaining barrier is the fact that he's a dreamwalker and how that may affect things.

• Jake and Neytiri fall head over heels for each other about as fast as they do in canon; after three months Jake is already fully convinced that he wants remain with Neytiri and the clan for the rest of his life rather than ever go back to Earth, where there is nothing left for him. Even getting the spinal surgery to fix his legs no longer holds any interest for him, since of course his avatar body can walk just fine.

• By that point Neytiri begs Mo'at and Eytukan to let Jake do the coming-of-age ceremonies and become part of the clan so they can become mates. Mo'at and especially Eytukan are hesitant, but Mo'at consults Eywa and Eywa sends a sign of approval, so they allow it. Jake spends about an extra month preparing more specifically for Iknimaya and Uniltaron, and soon after completing those he and Neytiri actually get to have a proper mating ceremony. Jake does go through the permanent consciousness transfer at some point, though I haven't yet come up with the exact circumstances there...

• The Sully kids get to have more extended family! Grandpa Eytukan, Uncle Tsu'tey, and Aunt Sylwanin are all still around, along with a handful of cousins (Tsu'tey's and Sylwanin's kids).

• Quaritch never shot Grace in this AU, which means she never had to undergo the attempted consciousness transfer, which means Kiri wasn't conceived the way she was in canon. Buuuuuut I still want Kiri as part of the Sully family, so in this AU she is Jake and Neytiri's biological daughter and Neteyam's twin. She doesn't have the special Eywa powers that she has in canon, but does still have a spiritually-minded personality, and is a strong candidate for next tsakarem after Sylwanin. Grace still adores and dotes on her, especially when she shows interest in botany.

• Norm and Trudy are happy in a long-term relationship.

• There was no Battle at the Hallelujah Mountains, therefore Paz didn't die and was still around to raise Spider (undecided on how involved Quaritch was though).

• I like to imagine that in this AU Paz and Trudy are good friends, both being pilots and all. It's through Trudy that Paz and Spider become involved with folks from the Avatar program and Spider meets the Sully kids.

• Because she doesn't have the RDA-related traumas she has in canon, Neytiri is totally chill with Spider in this AU. She is mostly just curiously amused by the strange little human boy running around with his Na'vi friends.

• Spider is semi-trilingual English/Spanish/Na'vi. English is his go-to since everyone he knows can speak it, but he can also do some Spanish (Paz and maybe Trudy's influence) and quite a lot of Na'vi (Omatikaya influence, though Norm was thrilled to help when he caught wind that Spider was interested in learning). Sometimes he (subconsciously) mixes up a combination of any two or even all three and spews out mishmash sentences no one else understands immediately and has to stop and re-word.

• Because Quaritch is not the Big Bad Evil Guy the way he is in canon, Spider isn't really bothered by being called Miles. However, the nickname "Spider" somehow just stuck when he was very young so most people still call him that; it's mostly just Paz (and Quaritch) who call him Miles.

• Jake is not Toruk Makto in this AU, because with the RDA being more cooperative/less aggressive, he never needed to be. He and Neytiri are just normal (albeit well-liked/respected) hunters in the clan. Perhaps eventually a day will come when Toruk Makto is needed and Jake will have some reason to step up...but not yet. He's perfectly content being just a regular clan member.

• This has the side-effect of lessening Neteyam and Lo'ak's dramatic stunts as teenagers, because the legacy they're trying to live up to is simply "strong respectable hunter" rather than "legendary olo'eyktan Toruk Makto"