#hmm not putting this in the main tag

[crowleylesbian]

Name one couples activity that wouldn’t be more fun with your former employee/guy who’s life and love you’ve threatened countless times

[orphiclovers]

The reason 1863rd Han Sooyoung wrote Anna Croft into existence is so that even in the absence of her in the rest of his regressions, there's always a morally gray prophet who's trying to save humanity around to have dubcon hate sex with Yoo Joonghyuk

[prince-liest]

I am so sorry if i come off stupid with this ask but i’m not very educated on this topic and my english isn’t that good so pls dont take any offence but i’ve read some of ur fics (ur very skilled btw!!) and in some of them vox and alastor are depicted to be sexual at times but isn’t alastor acesexual? I used to think that ace ppl were repulsed(?) by sex and touch in general and now im a bit confused is he only comfortable with touch because they have a deep bond or is him being repulsed by touch just an act?

No worries at all, I think this is something that a lot of people get caught up on! Asexuality isn't very commonly talked about in terms of actually explanations, so a lot of folks tend to have the impression you did.

Asexuality is a spectrum that often correlates with but isn't actually inherently linked to comfort with touch! Asexual people can be sex-positive, sex-neutral, or sex-repulsed—or a combination of those three things depending on the context and their feelings at the time. I always write Alastor as aromantic and asexual, but I play around with his comfort levels regarding all those things depending on the fic or even how he feels in the moment, oscillating between sex-positive to fully touch-repulsed (or sometimes both, which causes some complicated feelings for him). (There are also demisexual and graysexual people but I'm just going to talk about asexuality here.)

I think a key point to understand is that for an asexual person to have sex, they're just going to have different reasons from an allosexual person. Alastor is never having sex in my radiostatic fics because he thinks Vox is hot and is super attracted to him (unlike Vox, whom I write as allo and who pretty consistently thinks Alastor is hot and wants to fuck him). Instead, some of the reasons he's slept with Vox in my works include: curiosity; societal pressure; nonsexual enjoyment of kink; sexual enjoyment of very specific acts (again, still not the same as "being sexually attracted to Vox"); seeking intimacy; being under the influence; etc.

If you think about it, allosexual people also have sex for reasons outside of sexual attraction. Lesbians may have sex with men out of social pressure or personal exploration; a lot of people have sex just because they're lonely and it's how they find intimacy; you can even imagine the stereotypical frat bro who has sex with a girl because he sees her as a status symbol; etc, etc. Just because someone is ace doesn't mean they can't have sex, it just means that their reason isn't going to be sexual attraction.

[undeadvinyls]

i called this the beast-yeast whisk massacre

i blame my best friend, myself and my recent slasher fixation

[crescentfool]

the persona 3 protagonist 25th anniversary nui in food appliances!

[the-kipsabian]

10 new bracelets! some conglomeration, mariah may, orange cassidy among few others!

next six (6) orders also come with a free "friend of friendship" bracelet 💜

peep all these AND SO MUCH MORE;

[sweatermikewheeler]

There are three types of Will fans that I’ve observed:

1. “I hope nothing really bad happens to Will in s5 and he gets the break he deserves and lives happily ever after with an art studio” (Understandable, but uninteresting. Not based.)

2. “I hope Will goes through absolute hell again, suffers more than ever, gets his screentime back, dies violently, then comes back to life and solos Vecna.” (Based)

And finally: 3. “I just hope Will gets absolutely railed by Mike in season 5” (Simple request. I love a fan who knows what they’re about. Also based).

[hakucho-art]

NAWW, randomly realized how kaneki apologized to touka for not being able to help her with missing yoriko and how him taking touka to yorikos wedding is his way of making up for that/helping her. Probably the subject came up again the morning after.

I like imagining shenanigans they get into trying to find out on which day yoriko gets married because kaneki shouldve only known the location akdbwjd

[cloudcountry]

I don't play sdv so im sending this on anon in case i say something wrong but it's always been bizarre to me how people dehumanize shane

I've seen multiple videos talking about the worst bachelors and they always put him in first because "he betrays the player" by relapsing on drinking but like, isn't that just realistic? Shane is human that's normal, it's always weird how they want to just save and fix Shane instead of accepting and loving him, they treat him like shit and for what? it's not like he's abusive he's sweet and caring he just has an addiction 😭

anon you hit the nail right on the head.

under the cut because im talking about mental health and relapsing.

the people who yell about shane being a fixer upper the LOUDEST are the one who actually WANT him fixed. nobody who genuinely cared for shane and loves him for who he is wants to "fix him," in fact you as the farmer dont even really push him to do anything. shane decides to get therapy on his own, he decides to repair his relationships on his own, HELL he even asks the farmer to take him to the hospital after he drank too much ON HIS OWN.

people love to cry out "YOU CANT FIX HIM" when nobody, not even the IN GAME FARMER is trying to do that. shane is a very realistic character, one of the most realistic in the game, and to say he "betrays" his spouse because he RELAPSED or "isn't a good husband" because his room is messy is CRAZY to me. its like people aren't even hearing themselves talk.

ive seen some people who seem to genuine like shane talk about how his room is so bothersome because "its messy" and "doesnt look as nice as the other candidates" and EVERY TIME i'm like. Yeah and you know why? because shane is depressed. because shane, who struggles to get out of bed sometimes, may not have the energy to clean up his room every day. shane, who still has horrible thoughts about himself, may feel like he's too worthless to even bother trying because what would a little cleaning do? shane, even after he marries you, is still VERY MENTALLY ILL.

its like some of the posts on here talking about how people only support mentally ill people if theyre clean and up to THEIR standards. shane is literally a walking representation of that. even the people who love him cant completely accept his mental illness because it makes him nasty to them and yet not a single one of them sees a problem with it. it makes me so angry because i HAVE struggled with depression, i HAVE gone through days were i couldn't clean, i HAVE been disgusting. and to me, every single time i see someone talk about shane this way, a character who i relate to because we have very similar struggles, it tells me that people would think this way about me too.

stardew is such a great game for finding fictional characters that embody your struggles. shane is one of those characters. people like him because of his many flaws and even greater amount of strengths. people like shane because he embodies them. the stardew fandom screaming over and over again that shane is nothing but an outlet for people with fixer complexes will never not piss me the hell off.

[real-reulbbr-band]

some Coricojerrie headcanons

⪼﹕As far as goals, these two are very different, Mungojerrie has no set goal, he wants whatever gratifies him in the moment, stealing from the next house, emulating Tugger, etc. Coricopat doesn’t understand this, probably because he has so many goals he wants to work towards, most of them summing up to wanting to support the Jellicle community as a whole in a meaningful way. 

Despite their differences, Coricopat occasionally tries to gently nudge Mungojerrie towards considering more lasting accomplishments.He tells him that the short-lived happiness of his little escapades will fade, and that investing in something more substantial could bring greater fulfillment in the long run.

Mungojerrie does listen to this advice with a mixture of sarcasm and amusement; he finds amusement in Coricopat's sincerity, and teases Cori about being overly concerned about him, and tries to highlight the desire he has to live in the present. Even if Mungojerrie isn't ready to fully embrace the idea of long-term goals himself, he does, in the back of his mind, appreciate Coricopat's comments and acknowledge the genuine worry.

⪼﹕Coricopat does tend to sleep with his eyes open, which isn’t completely unusual for cats; no, he sleeps with them wide open on occasion. As if he were just staring off into the distance. 

Coricopat's unique sleeping habit is a direct consequence of his psychic abilities, which grant him heightened awareness even during sleep. In this state, Coricopat experiences vivid visions, with the clarity and duration of these visions influenced by his proximity to his twin sister, Tantomile. When Coricopat and Tantomile are together, their visions are clearer and longer, often shared between them in synchrony. However, when apart, Coricopat's visions become shorter and less distinct. Despite this, he attempts to interpret these visions independently before discussing them with Tantomile. Surprisingly, depending on when they fall asleep, Tantomile and Coricopat frequently see the same visions at differing times.

Back to Mungojerrie, though; he’s observant; he needs to be in order to steal so well, so it didn’t take him too long to decipher whether Coricopat was staring off or "resting.” One particular sign that Coricopat was mellowing out was that his tail would swish around from left to right every minute or so; if he was resting, however, his tail wouldn’t move at all. When he’d catch him in the act, he’d normally wait by Coricopat to see if he would tell him what he saw.

Any other cat wouldn’t tell Mungojerrie anything; he was known to cause trouble, after all, but Coricopat didn’t mind. In fact, he found it helpful to discuss what he saw as it helped him interpret it better, and Mungojerrie did provide insights Coricopat may not have always thought of as an explanation, regardless of if they were wrong or right.

⪼﹕Coricopat is the more social of the psychic twins, so Mungojerrie always took the liberties of bothering him over Tantomile. He became quite fixated on the idea of outsmarting Coricopat in particular; he’d insist that Coricopat didn’t have any powers at all and would pose absurd questions to him in an effort to "prove" his argument. Even when Coricopat effortlessly answered these questions, Mungojerrie would dismiss it as luck or coincidence, promptly posing another question—often unrelated and equally absurd—just to keep the banter going. Like what he had for supper two moons ago, or how he’s going to feel about the weather tomorrow.  

Despite Mungojerrie's persistent teasing, Coricopat remained patient and good-natured, his understanding demeanor shining through. Unwilling to admit defeat, Coricopat would sometimes respond with vague answers when unsure of how to answer Mungo’s questions, enjoying the faux rivalry he shared with Mungojerrie. However, when he was confident in his knowledge, Coricopat made sure to assert his correctness, taking pleasure in proving Mungojerrie wrong. He enjoyed the humorous challenge of their relationship and didn't mind repeating himself to his foolish mate in order to get his point across.

[cconfusedkat]

Something funny I've been doing with my Bishops is taking their follower forms quite literally like how cotl just does with the general follower forms (also adding my hcs/projections for them as followers :-3c i dunno!! Its fun!)

For example,

⛤️ Bishop Leshy: not very taken care of "fur" (some parts are longer, other parts are shorter, uncut branches from his head and sticking out from his back) (at this point his branches could be as wide as a deer's), seemingly more of a lyndwyrm build and more slithery, more fuzzy than soft (which kinda stings to touch), under the bandages are heavily bleeding eye sockets that are begging to be stitched, and the smallest bishop (15 ft. However his eldritch form happens to be the biggest out of all his siblings, hes a 100 ft lyndwyrm. If you asked the lamb on how hx killed leshy multiple times in purgatory rows and just in general hx will look at you menacingly)

⛤️ Bishop Heket: Has more of a lighter skin for a frog now, mouth is wider due to throat being cut and decaying as a millenia went on (because Narinder slit the sides of her mouth as well), the yellow crown is the only thing keeping her mouth/throat from randomly falling apart (so theres a yellow aura around that area—not even bandages could help her), yellow sclera that is barely seen, second shortest bishop (20 ft maximum, but definitely more bigger as eldritch? 40 ft at best)

⛤️ Bishop Narinder/TOWW: More grayer fur from stress, head still bleeds from the neck down (due to being decapitated limb by limb and even beheaded: a reason why he has to keep the chains around parts of his body so he literally does not fall apart), red sclera and black eyes, third tallest bishop (30 ft maximum)

⛤️ Bishop Kallamar: 16 Legs and 8 arms, lacking some parts as a squid due to stress of the betrayal (if that even makes sense HELP), way thinner eyes with black sclera and red eyes, second tallest bishop (33 ft, eldritch form surprisingly bigger with more hands and arms to make sure the lamb goes through HELL fighting him)

⛤️ Bishop Shamura: larger fangs that basically cover their whole mouth, more thinner claws that could probably cut someone very easily, black sclera with red eyes, the tallest and eldest of their family (40 ft at maximum, eldritch form just as tall)

And now for the follower differences

⛤️ Follower Leshy: stitched up eyes (which Lamb & Heket worked stitching together), trimmed fur and still a bit messy looking (but way better than before), still has branches but happens to be smaller ones, walks on two legs unlike his lyndwyrm bishop form, and the tallest of his siblings (6'4) OH ALSO shamura is the one entrusted to frequently change his bandages (mainly bc hes afraid to ask his other siblings) (dude heket literally stitched your eyes--)

⛤️ Follower Heket: a way smaller mouth, barely speaks unless (shes semi verbal), has brown wooden crosses on her head, bandages are simply wrapped around her neck rather than just hopelessly being dragged on the floor, instead of white sclera she has yellow sclera (because her eyes are way smaller now), and shes the second tallest of her siblings (6'2)

⛤️ Follower Narinder: his forehead has stitches along with the rest of his connecting limbs (armpits have stiching, pelvis area has stitches, neck has stitches, wrists have stitching, and tail has stitching), third eye is rarely used now prior from before, phantom pains and forgetting hes no longer chained, actually was given back his brain so it feels weird knowing he has one now (that and a pair of lungs + his ribcage,, he can open it tho and he likes to place flowers. In there. He terrifies me but thats okay hes just coping i suppose), white sclera for all three eyes, can open his face like bishop form (that's when his sclera can go red but will begin to tear up blood and even from his mouth), and he's the third shortest of his siblings (5'4)

⛤️ Follower Kallamar: weight redistribution so that means all 24 limbs? Went all down to his legs and his head (has eight legs, and has 6 strands of tentacles to his head,,he thinks its pretty to have and sorta treats it like hypothetical hair), now has fins and a stitched up trunk (because she still has a weird set up of teeth in there. It makes her uncomfy so she asked shamura to stitch it for hir), has some access to the Blue Crown left that remains on hir crosses (lamb knows shi couldnt do anything anyways. Its mainly for accessibility and to be used as a hypothetical hearing aid), and the second shortest of his siblings (5'3)

⛤️ Follower Shamura: their species being of a jumping spider more visibly now + fuzzier, pedipalps remain lowered instead of constantly being high (for being alert 24/7 as a bishop), smaller fangs and a smaller mouth, thick claws that could not hurt anyone neccesarily, white sclera and all four eyes remain functional (except the two on the sides of their head are sorta. Complex. Its difficult to control what they look at in those eyes), a way smaller abdomen thats on their lower back (which sorta still works? They can produce some silk supposedly. They dont really want to figure that out 💀.), has two legs instead of eight (one is shorter than the other though. Kinda just leans a lot of the time,, probably doesnt help that they have suspected scoliosis), and the shortest out of their siblings (exactly 4'7. They would be 4'9 if they had better posture and stood up normally)

ANDDDD that's seemingly it!! I made refs a month ago (technically two) for them but ive been meaning to change each one again-- ive had more different hcs the past few weeks,, but YAY!!! I just felt like yapping

[kijosakka]

au where through training for the,,, fuckin skate olympics or whatever alejandro did he realizes how shitty his family is and manages to leave the situation (probably getting disowned,, living off of money won through skate competitions or smth idk) and years later reunites with josé on ridonculous race to try and rekindle a real family relationship

[rinbins-slop-bucket]

Before I bugtober

NEW BUG FOR AN EXPLORATION TEAM, ENTER VESTI

One half of Team Freakmouth’s rival team, Team Ace. Almost always the smartest person in the room, will start to lose it if she’s not. Definetely not based off of a gayass lawyer

(feat @/erijuice’s [praying that’s their account.] oc in the 3rd image]

lol

[neon-zoologist]

my zine from zine night with the polycule :)

lyrics are from the chapel by madilyn mei

[profic-mafuyu]

anhane moodboard <3

[dangoarts]

more assorted whiteboard doodles bc i felt like putting effort into art while simultaneously not putting effort into art

beast sammy for goofs idfk it's a fun thing for me to spin around in my brain