#hl exe

[happylandvn]

Meet The Clowns!

The Elation

The Sorrow

[nifreti-ii]

Silly skittle clown

Yeeeeeee, I really like him… very unhinged but in a cute way. I also love characters with long tongues and it tickles my brain. Anywhooooo, I love duality so Im kindaaaa hyped for the demo/ch1. They’re chaotic af and I LOVE IT ALKWJDHLAKWJAW, sorry im normal (not, im fucking not dude) I also like Doe, sadge bean whom I wish to hold in my arms and pamper :> 

Im so glad that I asked about what color they bleed/blush because I can have a lot of fun with any future drawing of Exe ehehehhe Just colorful barf. I kinda forgot their poms poms and had a mini heart attack half way through the drawing :P 

Okay and, The fact the NSFW alphabet confirms that they started wearing the leotard when we came about SENDS ME OMG. Bro is not hiding the fact he wants to bone/be boned by MC aAAAAAA- aight im good now (not) I do plan to draw Doe sometime in the future :D (I wanna grab exe’s hips-)

Check out my Masterlist for my art and (limited) writing! ;)

[papsthepepsota]

Does it jiggle when he moves-

POW POW

[pseudok9]

silence hoe, yo mama on da line.

[letthemusicmoveyou28]

All These Lights

❄️ A 2024 Advent Fic by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

Rating: Explicit (30k)

“As you know, every year Syco Industries throws the Holiday bash of the year. Their annual Christmas Eve charity ball, held in the building’s lobby.”

Louis arches a brow. “Robbing a Christmas charity? That’s your brilliant idea? That’s a little low don’t you think?”

Niall snorts. “The only charity that money is going to is in Simon Cowell’s pocket and we both know it.”

He’s not exactly wrong.

“Alright sure, but I’m pretty sure Santa still frowns upon stealing.”

Niall just grins.

“Being on the nice-list is vastly overrated anyway.”

(Or a holiday heist featuring a rag-tag team of lovable criminals, a pair of exes who hate each other except for when they don’t, and a lot of festive chaos along the way).

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☃️ Now Complete! 🎁

[gelatinous-globster]

some recent Globby doodle pages, digital this time! found a new brush I like a lot ✨

@drama-glob @enbydemirainbowbigfoot

[persephoneflouwers]

DE AMORE EX TEMPORE by persephoneflouwers.

Explicit || 21 chapters, 101K words || status: Completed 🪽🤍

{poster by @ladychlo <3}

"Jump! For fuck's sake, Louis, jump!" Louis looks down curiously at the ground and notices that the backpack is gone. The grass appears greener than it did before; a minute ago there were streetlights in front of him - why is there no light now? His brows furrow. “Is there a blackout tonight?” He starts coughing uncontrollably as if water has flooded his lungs. He brings his hands around his neck, feeling like he cannot talk nor scream for help – he can’t breathe. “Louis, jump!” And he can’t see, feel or hear anything, but trusts the voice.  He jumps. Then it’s just cold and dark. ________________________________________ Or: the Renaissance AU where Harry is a philosopher, whose thoughts happen five centuries too soon and Louis is a painter, whose art happens five centuries too late. & Or: the Time Travel AU where alternate versions of themselves live simultaneously in different realities and their paths collide every time, until somehow, they converge into one.

READ IT NOW ON AO3.

Listen to the playlist here.

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PATHEMA PROTELEIA by persephoneflouwers

ABO, 53K, completed, mature 🥀🗡️⏳

A few years ago, Omega Prince Harry left his husband and mate Alpha Louis without any apparent reason. When enemies of the Royalty make an attempt on his life and threaten to hurt Omegas, Louis has to ask the Prince for help.

Or

A Greek tragedy AU (but with the happiest ending)

READ on AO3 - listen to the playlist here - pins collection here

[divinemackerel]

Also on the topic of the Player getting sucked into a game. Thats my favorite headcanon, because its so like, weird but fun and makes sense for the hand thing. I like the idea though that it specifically happened during the ambush.

There’s something viscerally horrifying about just playing a game, but then feeling an actual fist punch you in the dark. The lights go out and the Player, “Gordon,” reaches to remove their headset to see if it broke, but just as their fingers brush the edge of the space where it should be, a punch hits them.

Fucked up. 10/10 horror. Local man trapped in a videogame streaming for 30 hours or something. Make that dilf (temporarily) lose his hand.

[helsafterdark]

Picture this with me

Ex and Hels are fighting, they sparr often it's a good way to pass time and get bragging rights. Ex realizes they're going to lose and, ever the sore loser, makes a run for it.

Of course Hels catches them, she always does. Tackles them to the ground and rips off their clothes, claiming his prize and fucking them like a wild animal right then and there

Whether or not Ex had known to expect this is inconsequential, they're more than into it either way and it's not like they get a say, after all; they lost.

[princesscockdestroyer]

I NEED to tie evil x up and put a vibrating strap-on on them. Cumming on a vibrator while being ridden

[happylandvn]

How would they react to an MC who is shy, innocent, and has never been intimate with anyone?

Doe is going to feel all the more guilty for having any type of romantic or inappropriate thoughts about you because he'll be worried he's corrupting you somehow. He'd be of the firm belief you deserve someone better than him, especially as your first experience.

Exe will probably corrupt you on purpose, but be a little more gentle than they would be with an experienced person. They will call you their cute little lamb and make all kinds of promises about how much better they will be as your first than normal humans.

[euclydya]

I assume that you are my friends and also very very cool and also that your headspace may or may not consist primarily of one massive polycule that keeps expanding when I'm not looking

THE POLYCULE DOES KEEP EXPANDING LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE LMFAO AIAISIDKFKCNSKFF

-Electrochem

[into-the-mindverse]

you okay ??

“ hh.. ggh.. ”

Groans from the ex-scientist, as the sounds of someone's voice then another is heard whilst the sounds of fighting is also heard much.

“ Is that.. ? ”

“ think that's him ! ”

“ . . holy shit so it wasn't a joke. ”

“ C'mon, we've got to get him to the lab. ”

the voices faded out as Gordon just outright passed out in the moment.

[pseudok9]

lonely world

its my first animation pls dont be mean

[letthemusicmoveyou28]

Deemed and Delivered a Crime by LetTheMusicMoveYou / @letthemusicmoveyou28

Written for @larryafterdarkfest

Pairing: Harry/Louis (Mob AU - exes to lovers)

Rating: Explicit- 35k

Harry keeps his voice low and calm. “I need you to listen very closely because I’m only going to say this once.”

When he’s only greeted with silence on the other end, Harry continues.

“For every hair that is harmed on Louis Tomlinson’s head, I am going to break one of your bones. And then when you’re reduced to a pathetic little pile on the floor, my men and I are going to kick around your limp carcass in my garden for footie practice. Do you understand?”

There’s a few more beats of silence, before the voice on the other line answers. Still sounding calm and unbothered by Harry’s creative threat.

“I’m glad you received our message Mr. Styles. Are you ready to settle on a suitable sum for Mr. Tomlinson’s release?”

(Or the one where Harry is the most feared mob boss in London. Louis is his ex-husband who left that violent life two years ago to teach Uni. His peace is shattered when he’s kidnapped by Harry’s rivals).

Title from Which Witch by Florence & The Machine

Read on AO3!

[lunamond]

I know this is by no means a new take (especially here on tumblr) but I'm of the very strong opinion that as written, the Acotar series actually provides a lot of evidence that most (if not all) of Rhysand's actions are in some shape or form always about Tamlin. Even his relationship with Feyre is about Tamlin.

A lot of people hold up Acomaf ch54 as this super romantic turning point for Rhys' character, which is incredibly funny to me because to me it only ever cemented the unfathomable levels of homoerotic obsession Rhysand has for Tamlin.

He admits that during Acotar he convinced Amarantha to let him go out of Utm to check on Tamlin and the Spring court, where he then left a decapitated head branded with the Night court symbol, like some weird bat shaped cat.

He also visits for Calamnai. (What are you doing here on the spring sex festival night, Rhysss?!? He isn't going to pick you!)

Obviously his meeting with Tamlin in Acotar is a classic for any Tamsand fan, his voice is a "lover's caress," he demands Tamlin call him Rhys instead of Rhysand for old times' sake (???!!), he threatenes Feyre‘s life to make Tamlin get on his knees and specifically fixates on her sexual thoughts about Tamlin.

When he kisses her utm to cover up Tamlin‘s scent, she also weirdly remarks on the fact that Rhysand can still taste Tamlin, which... is quite the odd thing to point out, if I'm meant to believe he is only interested in Feyre.

He also has literally admitted, to Feyre herself no less, that his weird roofy lapdance humiliation of her utm was specifically to upset Tamlin.

It just screams of "if I can't have you than I'm going to make your life miserable and steal your girl" behavior.

All his posturing in front of Feyre, presenting himself as the most powerful HL, the prettiest, the best and most just ruler, etc just comes across as him desperately trying to prove how much better he is than Tamlin, which obvs was intended to make him appear more attractive as the new love interest, but quite frankly it just seems kinda pathetic (I mean this affectionately, especially in the context of Tamsand. But eve beyond the ship, I just really adore pathetic fictional men).

Even in Acofas, he cannot stay away from the Spring court, he claims he needs to go there for diplomatic reasons, but he literally has courtiers? He has send both Cassian and Lucien on diplomatic missions before? Why would he personally need to go?

But, when he meets with Tamlin, he tells him that being with Feyre (his mate and supposedly love of his life?!) isn't enough, and he tries to goad Tamlin into a fight. (He wants to wrestle him so bad it makes him look stupid fr). When Tamlin doesn‘t respond like Rhysand hopes, he gets disappointed and dejected. Later, he returns and cooks Tamlin food, an action that has been explicitly romantically coded in this series...

Also, as a side note throughout that entire interaction, Rhys' internal monologue can't shut up about how green Tamlin‘s eyes are.

I'm hyper critical of the Acotar series and Sjm on the best of days, I don't like how Rhysand's character is written at all. But reading him as the most egregious case of a closeted gay guy channelling all his surpressed feelings into being the most toxic ex might be the only way his character writing can be redeemed for me personally (unfortunately Sjm is too much of a coward to ever purposefully write this).

I know its never gonna happen in canon, but to me the perfect resolution to the series would be Rhysand and Tamlin resolving their gay rivalry and finally getting together to live out their thruth as the disaster couple they were clearly meant to be. While Feyre and her sisters get to go off and be free from the clutches of all these toxic men.