#hit my line

[m6gg3ts0n9izza]

IF YOU HAVE GLASSES HMU PLEASE😫🧎🏽‍♀️🤭😻😼🙏🥺😫😈

[kezmaggot]

they call them love handles cuz im loving those handles baybee 🤫🧏

[carmillas-girlfriend]

if you could recommend me some stizzy or edizzy or blackbonnet/gentlebeard fics i would appreciate <3

[mightymorphin777]

You straight out of 99 babe, dark denim over suede it's, classic and understated, damn, you were Bonnie and I was Clyde babe, need to be separated, captive but captivated🎶

[euthymiya]

i need to kiss a man but he needs to have scars on his face and have white hair with red in it and also he should be pretty much a maniac that wants to take human evolution into his own hands and merge them with monsters does that make sense

[dungeoncrawlergf]

dors anyone want to get in an argument

[lonlonranching]

w-who dis 😳

[nanamimizz]

me topping is crazy because im tit level with most men and im built like a single blade of wheat but im good at it 🫶

[strangersatellites]

also..

9 and share the line(s) with the class please

9. Have you ever made yourself laugh with something you’ve written?

oh yeah frequently here's a list:

burning desire

Dustin, who is so red in the face he looks like he needs a breather, is the first to speak up. 

“We didn’t know he was a he !”

Steve, equally as frazzled, yells back, “You didn’t ask!”

starry haze, crystal ball

“Your secret’s safe with me.” She pauses before she speaks again. 

“Not with Steve though. He’s the one who taught me how to read the cards.”

“Alright, jackass. Well, despite the fact that my first demonstration of my tarot reading prowess was less than impressive– nope,” He lifts his hand to cut off whatever smart retort Steve was about to let fly. “Despite it all, I am actually way more well-versed in the art of tarot than I might’ve originally let on.”

the birthday fic

“So, Mr. Bouncer. You just gonna let Lady Applejack slide for disobeying the dress code?” He jokes.

Steve gives him a bewildered look. “Yes? She’s the only one of those little twerps I’m scared of.”

“Should we call the rest of Roane County and see if they need gifts wrapped while we’re at it?” Eddie jests.

Steve groans and gets up to go upstairs. “You ruined it!” His stomps ring out through the living room. “We are not having sex anymore!” He calls from the landing.

Eddie scrambles to follow him, yelling “We were about to have sex?!”

He hears a door slam and Steve call out, “Not anymore!”

tip of my tongue

“Oh sorry, was walking into my bedroom not enough of a heads up for you? I’ll be sure to make an announcement over the intercom next time.” 

“I swear to god, if you ever call me master again, I will not hesitate to break up with you.��

drum roll please for my greatest comedic feat to date:

“Hey anklebiters! Do you guys need a Dad? I’m trying to un-single your mom!”

[wikileaks]

any hot bitches looking to be fumbled

[keymintt]

more public art! these fellas were printed on vinyl for the sides of a traffic cabinet

[mrsmiseryxo]

not letting a man near me unless he has a european passport or he’s pedro pascal

[doctorsiren]

Oh Dipper, you would LOVE Chappell Roan

[stacheldraht]

She'll take whatever just to feel alive, lays with the devil on her darkest nights

[damienboneposter]

Been drawing shitty self portraits On Purpose as of late (cartoon blood warning)

Real Talk: no idea what I'm gonna do during second semester. I didn't think I'd make it this far lowkey, I don't wanna do this maaaaan I wanna be a guy's plaything

[solzscribblez]

i love iwa more than life itself but chapter 4 of beam of fate has me so incredibly stuck i hope he dies just a little bit