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Please, tell me that I didn't see Clay Holmes warming up in the bullpen. PLEASE!! We have many other good pitchers that won't give away our lead. Gerrit Cole only has 88 pitches. Let him finish the inning. Please!! And Boone took him out. Gerrit did a phenomenal job tonight, allowing only 3 hits and 1 run. Please, put someone else in. Not Clay Holmes. Or shut me up and let Clay Holmes do well. I'll take either one. Let's go Yankees!!!!!
Clay Holmes has hit a batter and walked him with 3 pitches so there's men on first and second. This is sooooooo wrong!! Take him out!! NOW! By a clue, Boone and stop playing him. He's gonna give away our lead again and again and again.... time to pray 🙏🏼 Let's go Yankees!!!!!
Thankfully, Tommy Kahnle is warming up. There is hope 🙏🏼
#Gerrit Cole#45#clay holmes#35#NOOOOOOO#buy a clue Boone#love#happiness#thank you#sharing#joy#baseball#sports#ny yankees#let's go yankees#ny baseball#bronx bombers#i love this game#i do not like Aaron Boone#hit a batter#walk#take him out#AAUUGGHH
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Okay I know Christmas is over but all I can think of is how chaotic it would be if the Batfam participated in the aussie tradition of boxing day cricket in the back yard with the test match in the background
#i just know the wicket celebrations would hit#the chorus of HOWZATT#it would be ruthless#cause he'd take no bullshit#despite his experience playing cricket alfred is umpire#well now i have to figure who'd be a batter or bowler#batfam#batfamily#batman#alfred pennyworth#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain
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I drew hoodie batter! (also srry for asking you twice in row AHHHH)
Thank you so much for the inspo, your art is absolutely amazing! You're single-handedly carrying my hyperfixation rn. <3
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#tan says#off#off game#the batter#off valley#jazzythecheesecat#LOVE LOVE#also thank you sm!#i'll try to be more active life has been hitting me real HARD RN kasjdlka
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aftermath
#i drew this a bit ago just forgot to post#ah.. so silly#ashley (oc)#off game#off oc#scotcharts#batter oc#i accidentally posted this b4 cos i hit now instead of shedule so i had to remake it ugh
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I love how if somebody likes OFF then they automatically like Madcom + TF2. And if they like Madcom then they automatically like OFF + TF2. Then we got TF2 fans that think Batter/Deimos fanart are just drawings of Scout but now Scout is super mega ultra fine for some reason.
My brother in Christ... Scout is a scrawny freak if the fanart doesn't portray him as such then it is not him/aff.
#It's been over a year of observing these communities for my master's thesis#Oh then the TF2 fans hit us with the “SCOUT???” in Pinterest comments that's a classic#madness combat#team fortress 2#tf2#madcom#off game#scout tf2#tf2 scout#off batter#batter#the batter#deimos madness combat#deimos#deimos madcom
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After rewatching this episode in honor of its 20th anniversary I can confirm that the future is just as if not even more abysmal than this episode portrayed it to be
#also it's really emotional. I teared up at some parts#teen titans#how long is forever#starfire#cyborg#beast boy#raven#robin#like theres this specific shot of the old battered tower 20 years into the future and it hit hard for me
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Day 4. "Favourite place"
Wonderful offtober prompts from @echothefreak
#art#fanart#ask to tag#the batter#off game#blood#cw blood#tw blood#the elsen#elsen#off elsen#pentel was the part i replayed most and the one thzt has stuck with me most as well#the slaughter and he way the workers talked about it and the proccesing and basically wveyrthing hit close to home#offtober#offtober 2023
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Girl help, the Base ball player that eats raw meat is back again
#ah yes time for ny bi yearly obsession with off to hit again#the batter off#off game#off mortis ghost#fan art#fanart#my art#portal's art
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I feel like the angst from eps 23-26 has scraped my brain empty along with my heart, or maybe I expended all my words on that monstrous ep 25 commentary. I keep trying to come up with something interesting or worthwhile to say about ep 26 but everything just comes out like
#fangs of fortune#sorry guys i've taken too many critical hits#i can't even look at ep 25 gifs without being brought right back into it#ep 26 was good#a lot of subtext became text#but man i'm so battered and bruised from all this i can't string together anything worth contributing#when did the whumpee become me???#maybe i'll revisit commenting on ep 26 if i survive ep 27 with enough of my sanity intact (famous last words)
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holy shit you guys evan buckley is bisexual
#it still hits me like a battering ram ever now and then :)#evan buckley#911 abc#happy bi visibility
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I get what everyones saying when they say engineer cooks for everyone but can i propose: engineer has a fucked up little rube goldberg ass machine that makes perfect breakfast every morning. And he spent months making it and the first few tries kept throwing half-cooked pancakes directly into scouts face. Do you guys see my vision
#tf2#team fortress two#team fortress 2#engineer#engineer tf2#also is the 'engineer cooks for people' a common fanon thing (still awesome) or somewhere in canon?#also. after scout gets pancake batter in his sinuses for the third time he tries to dodge#and hits it with his bat. batter up.#anyways shakes the bars of my cage do you understand
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When the Pawn... (1999) & red velvet fawn
#webkinz as albums#fiona apple#When the pawn hits the conflicts#he thinks like a king#What he knows throws the blows#when he goes to the fight#And he'll win the whole thing#'fore he enters the ring#There's no body to batter#when your mind is your might#So when you go solo#you hold your own hand#And remember that depth#is the greatest of heights#And if you know where you stand#then you know where to land#And if you fall it won't matter cuz#you'll know that you're right#red velvet fawn
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Shyly walks into your inbox. Starts chewing everything up thrashing my head around growling hissing slobber everywhere carnage death violence and then I run aaway
Man wtf! Someone missed his rabies vax or smth??? Can't have fuckin shit in these dragon infested wilds! Go back to whatever tower you gaurd, mighty beast!! Before this day we had no (minimum) quarrels, but I simply cannot let this slide. Now, the beef is PERSONAL😭🙏🙏
And don't you DARE try to pull ts again! Do NOT play w me lil bro I will literally use my ancient spell book to shrink you down to a miniscule size then put you in my orb for observation, similar to a child with a bug in a jar. If you're lucky you might even get a stick or leaf for enrichment..
And if you don't behave ill be turning you in to the kingdom gaurd. you will be put in the stocks and they'll throw tomatoes at you, ridiculing you like the unfunny court jester you are, all the while.
#do NOT mess w me rn man...#im a wizard today#ill fuck u up w my spells#if i was a dragon tho we'd have an epic dragon battle (id win) and accidentally destroy everything in our wake#id spread my majestic wings (bigger and more awsome than yours) and fly off into the sunet#my epic tail (cooler than yours) hitting your battered body as i take off#i would retire to my keep and relax upon my pile of gold and revel in my victory 😼#friend tag#ask#xxthunderthedragonxx#moth.txt#dragon autism
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Magical girl !
#off game#off mortis ghost#off fanart#off#off batter#off the batter#batter off#scotcharts#magical girl#art#digital artist#digital art#i saw other people drawing him as a magical girl and was hit with inspo#this is the digital version#the paper ver (og) i did in a moving car#on lovely lovely pothole-filled roads
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#delete later#my friend is dead#and her obituary is up and there's a section to offer condolences#and ofc i'm going to write something but it's just#see the thing about shame is that it's lonely and dark#and you wade through it blindly and hitting yourself on edges battered and bruised and but you can't stop#because you have to outrun the thing dogging your heels#maybe it's an overdue essay maybe it's alcohol maybe it's the maybelline#and she knew that she knew it intimately#but the thing about the light at the end of the tunnel is that when you've been running in the dark for so long#the light hurts right like your eyes have to adjust and shit#because you could really hurt yourself with all that light#and my friend - she wasn't the light at the end of the tunnel#she was more like a flickering lighter#smaller. less intense. inviting. and you don't cringe away.#but i can't say all that lmao#because my friend is dead#and a few years ago her brother died too#and that changed the course of her family's life#my friend majored in thanatology in undergrad#the study of death and dying and bereavement#because when she was a little girl her big brother died and she carried that weight all her life#so obviously it gets easier i know it gets easier#because she said so and she was the person we went to for grief#but it feels like a betrayal to someday not hurt this much#and i want to ask her about it right#but i can't#because she's dead#ain't that some shit?
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wait WAIT. web weaving benson and randy with la belle dame sans merci where randy is the knight and benson the dame
#some lines are just hitting !!#i see a lily on they brow / with anguish moist and fever dew / and on thy cheeks a fading rose / fast withereth too#um okay randy bradley?#benson as the unattainable too good to be true ideal offering help. fixing. a solution#randy suffering under his thrall = being a hostage LOL#his horrid dreams of victims warning him of bensons true intentions = ms beard giving him the battered wife speech aksks#okay it’s not a one to one. however. i like to mashed my favorite things together even when they don’t exactly fit OKAY#text#stockroom syndrome
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