#his name is??? dirtboss?

[istherewifiinhell]

immersion

[ID: photos of a tf toy, purple and green, with big wheels on his back. 1. siting with knees kinda propped up, a blurry tv in the background. the photo is a little dark. 2. sitting on a cats butt. photo is brighter, but the colours are a little grody because of it. END]

[oatchi]

im sure someone else is going to say sentinel and ive already worn out the send you rewrite for an ask game joke so. prowl :]

you are only the second person to send me an ask actually. comedically. being the sentinel guy has many downfalls (everyone assumes someone said sentinel already /JOKE) i can do tfa prowl yes :-)

favorite thing about them well hes simply the best prowl because he absolutely isnt prowl at all. like not even close. that is just a man who happens to share the same name with prowl. im (mostly) kidding i havent really consumed a lot of tfmedia especially not any with prowl prevalent so i dont know if theres any other really good prowls and i just havent encountered them yet or whatever but i really do like his character so much. we love to see an autistic robot. i think his growth over the show is very interesting and like... hes such a handsome little man (spoken the way you would about like a tuxedo cat) his design is so interesting and again its so funny because girl that is NOT prowl! not even CLOSE!

least favorite thing about them theres not a lot i dislike about tfa prowl, but i will say the end of the show........ the season 4 scripts literally imply that scrapper mixmaster and dirtboss and wreck gar are still out there.......... they were willing to perma kill starscream on screen. for just a single tfa constructicon life we could save prowl. i guess its more of a story critique, without season 4 to have the whole ghost prowl plot happen, his death sort of feels.. out of nowhere...? he was training, he became literally so comically powerful, i guess the only thing stopping him from being the answer to all problems would be to kill him. but like... without season 4 it just feels so abrupt. still makes me cry a little though god bless (salute)

favorite line anytime tfa prowl says "fascinating..." is so everything to me. he is entranced by the beauty of organic life. but i do have to love the quip he does to bumblebee in the season 1 finale where he says that they need to use bumblebees strongest power, and after bee himself lists a few things, he cuts in and goes "Your obnoxious personality." i love that so much

brOTP i dont have a specific relationship i like the most with prowl, but i do think him and jazz shouldve gotten more screentime together. they shouldve been better friends :(

OTP did you know prowl is at the very least like a million years old? because he was drafted for the war? as in, the great war? as in, prowl is closer to ratchet aged than anyone else? this is not ending the way you think i still think bulkprowlbee is everything but prowl never clarifies hes the second oldest at all because theyre all adults so he just assumes they know however hes got like godly cybertronian genes and all that ninja training that make him look so young so one day bumblebee very boldly says something about "old bots" in reference to optimus (note: in my mind, bumblebee is like cybertronian mid 20s and optimus is cybertronian mid 30s) and prowl looks at him so baffled and goes ".... you do know im older than him, right?" and bumblebee goes "...huh" and prowl goes "bumblebee, i was drafted for the great war. im closer to ratchet in terms of age than anything." and bumblebee completely shuts down and its not for the reason you think at all its 100% because he didnt know his boyfriend was a silver fox otherwise he wouldve made like 1000 more jokes about it. everyone else is also so baffled by this revelation. i want to talk about this more in my headcanon section

nOTP im not as opposed to it as some people are, but i do still think prowl/lockdown is a little strange. i think you have to make prowl like 100% not an autobot for that which i will admit is funny as fuck but it just genuinely makes no sense to imagine them shipped in a normal tfa timeline aligned situation. also not a notp per se but sometimes i see people ship prowl and lugnut and that baffles me endlessly. you do you but also thats the funniest thing i have ever imagined. how did you get to that conclusion at all

random headcanon autobots and their reactions to learning prowl was draft dodger in the great war (mostly the age part) optimus: dead silence and the most horrified expression you could imagine. he assumed prowl was his age, maybe a little older or younger, give or take. he needs a bit to sit down knowing he is commanding over two people who are literally like 100x his age. once hes over it he asks about the war because of course he does bumblebee: see otp answer bulkhead: so so so very shocked and he needs to process it so bad but he clarifies so fast and so panicked that it changes nothing and that theyre all still friends (or boyfriends if you believe in bulkprowlbee). the moment he gets over it despite what he said he starts worrying about his health like hes an old old man and prowl is like "bulkhead i appreciate it im pretty sure im in better physical shape than all of you perhaps even combined" ratchet: literally does not believe him. literally refuses to believe this. he is so shocked and in denial. and when prowl provides proof that its true, ratchet goes dead silent in horror for like 20 seconds with this absolutely incredulous look on his face, followed instantly by more rage, going "WAIT just a allspark-damned minute, youre a DRAFT DODGER?!" and now that conversation is happening. bonus jazz and sentinel because i feel like it jazz: is older than him, and its not a shock. hed recognize yoketrons teachings anywhere sentinel: DID NOT KNOW JAZZ WAS THAT OLD. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE HAT OLD. JAZZ. JAZZ COME BACK! OPTIMUS! OPTIMUS (FRANTICALLY SHAKING HIM BY THE SHOULDERS) WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT LITTLE FREAK ON YOUR TEAM IS GREAT WAR AGE AND SO IS JAZZ? (10 SECOND PAUSE IN TIME) (OPTIMUS SHRUGS AND MAKES THAT "IDK" SOUND) DONT SHRUG AT ME I NEED ANSWERS

unpopular opinion uhhhh. hm. i dont know actually. i dont have a lot of crazy opinions on prowl. is the whole "prowl acts so smart but is so stupid" thing unpopular? can i say i think prowl is academically smart but he would probably wouldnt hesitate to jump off a cliff if prompted? but only because he thinks its a good idea/he thinks he can do it. i think prowl would do anything against orders if he thought he could

song i associate with them i have never thought about prowl while listening to a song in my life so im just going to go to my best friend the family jewels, album by marina who previously had some diamonds, and hold up Are You Satisfied? i think it fit him. a lot actually.

favorite picture of them this image i found on google at like 3 am once that was a wattpad fanfic cover i think. it makes me cry. its the funniest shit i have ever seen.

[woolydemon]

hi! who is blurt and butch hartman bumblebee? did butch hartman draw tfa bumblebee?

ok. so. lemme explain.

its gonna be a bit long so its going under the cut,

i should start with butch hartman bumblebee as he came first and is also technically my own creation

so somehow me & the homies started talking about butch hartman then i said (to much disapproval)

of course i did it anyway with the reasoning (and i quote myself) "to test my abilities". I chose bumblebee specifically because he's often the victim of my funny crimes

anyway i drew the lineart and then another friend colored it to create this

butch hartman bumblebee <3

not super important but heres a screenshot of me in the chat during the butch hartman period,

Blurt on the other hand was created when we briefly joked about swapping blurr with dirtboss (i think it's because they changed my name to dirtboss³) which spiraled into discussions of an attractive twink version of dirtboss

(he was briefly refered to as "Fastboss" before we decided that "Paul Blurt: Mall Cop" was fucking hilarious)

anyway so Blurt was born, possessing both the traits of Blurr and Dirtboss to create. the ultimate Twinkboss

woe, blurt be upon ye

they started joking abt who who would fall in love with Blurt and sadly came to the conclusion that it would be Butch Bee

Then we proceeded to draw them together (as featured in these posts)

So yeah that's who Blurt and Butch Hartman Bee are </3

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Character review! (12/12)

Colossus Rhodes!!;

Im...not gonna lie i didn't even know this bitch had a name. I mean, name me a bitch who could remember his name? I mean hes a one trick pony. First time he surprised us, then...eh. hes just boring.

Verdict:1/10. Hes just...so fucking boring. Take him home if you want?? All i gotta say is why?? Name ONE bitch who's horny for him. I'll wait.

Meltdown's dumb fucking oc's!!;

I don't care what you guys say, this is what they should be called. They fucking suck. God i hate them. They can get fucked by Fanzone's damn feet but can take on Grimlock? Bullshit.

Verdict:0/10. Just...don't. Dont.

Nanosec!!;

I?? Think he was my favorite human villian? He wasn't too complicated. He was just some guy who needed money, and Megatron made something out of it. He's kinda funny, he's a dumbfuck, hes US if we got super speed. Plus i kinda REALLY ship him with Slow-mo? And honestly? His simplicity makes him a GOOD character. I appreciate him.

Verdict:7/10. Take him home if you want?? Your parents are gonna think hes some punk. But he's just a guy. Probably lives off fucking ramen noodles and wants enough cash for a tv and some pizza.

Professor Princess!!;

She's such a 'feminist'. Shes the bitch who'd have a bake sale for equality, charge boys $1 and girls 75 cents. Shes annoying. They never explain HOW shes a professor?? Shes like 5?? What are you professor of? Fucking potty training?? Whatever powdered sugar can do better.

Verdict:3/10. Itd be 0, but...the voice actress kept bringing me back. Im not gonna comment on taking her home because thats FUCKED and anyone who complains about it is gonna get blocked. Seriously.

Headmaster!!;

Ugh god. Hes the guy on call of duty telling you he fucked your mom last night. He's just...annoying. weird buff goth, and his invention wasn't that creative in my book, and it DID make Dirtboss. But at least thanks to him Optimus got to punch Sentinel.

Verdict:4/10. Don't take him home. You guys deserve more than this.

Master diaster!!;

Was available for only one episode. Ill say one thing, dudes got good colors. Red is such a magical color. He works with it. He's also got a neato role, which was interesting enough for a one time baddie. I think i just....really don't like his face.

Verdict:6/10. Chances are he doesn't wanna meet your folks, since he's doing illegal shit. Plus lets face it you'd only hit that for money.

Slowmo!!;

This dame is EVERYTHING! The bee's knees, the cats pajamas! From the way she talks, to her looks, to how she interacted with Nanosec. Shes got a nice dialect, a pleasant speech, talking fit for the papers (im trying shut up) and is overall just a neato character? I liked having her around. It was a shame they didn't bring her in more. A disappointment, a travesty, unfair.

Verdict:7/10. Bring her home, shes a catch, the top fish, a total dame who takes things slow.

Powel!!;

He proves you can't trust a bitch with a Mullet. He just...sucks. its his clear intentions though, so hes...good? At sucking?? He's just that bitch in class that deserves nothing but has EVERYTHING. It sucks.

Verdict:2/10. Don't take him home. He'll just take your house and build a sweat shop on it.

[recallback]

You Missed Dirt Boss Very Much But He Is Back Now So You Can Go Dirt Dirt Biking With Dirt Boss

dirtboss omg hi!!!!! has been a while since the last dirt ask. he was buried out in a hole somewhere thats where he got the dirt biking idea from.

anyway now for the mandatory infodump on dirt asks

like ive said before i always do my zelda infodumps on here bc idk i dont have anywhere else to do em. anyway OMG HI NEW GAME DEETS FINALLY.

the name combined w a lot of other aspects of the game we've seen before makes it look like its gonna be a spiritual successors to skyward sword within the botw mechanics and timeline, and honestly? that could be so fun. skyward sword sucked a little as a game (only game in the series w a cool water temple tho) but the lore was always really fun, and now we might get to explore new depths to it. what happened after skyloft descended, whether there was still any civilization left in the sky and what's happened with fi, and you KNOW my gay ass is hoping so bad for literally ANY sign of ghirahim.

the main villain(??) teased so far is exciting too? like the little stone creature in the trailer intro? we know we're getting ganon in this game, so im curious if its gonna be just him again but with a twimst or something created by or using malice, or maybe im wrong entirely for reading it as potentially villainous. i am curious tho.

the stone birds look dumb, however. i really enjoy that they are clearly a successor to loftwings, they look the part and are associated with a kingdom in the sky, but thats a hoverboard. for link. its so fcking silly.

plus yknow.... I love seeing games reference each other, regardless. Spectre's Blade, my little fangame, does that a lot considering a lot of it is heavily insp'd by Twilight Princess with some concepts and story from that game as well as some from BOTW, Skyward Sword, and Minish Cap/Four Swords so like.... <3 yeah I enjoy when they do that. my brain is soooooo full of zelda lore :)

[recallback]

Today's The Day! You're Getting Married To Your Dear Beloved Dirt Boss! Get Ready To Kiss!

I'm gonna start using these asks as an excuse to infodump about my latest fixation on main. Literally right now actually. Brainworms about viddy games under the cut I don't need dirtboss.

OKAY SO LIKE. ZELDA BRAINROT.

I've been brainstorming ideas for my own Zelda game for a while now (which ugh needs a name eventually but coming up w/ a name is so hard there's so many games now) which means I've been thinking over a lot of stuff in the universe in general and brainstorming things around that. One of the points of contention I've come up against is the question of Ghirahim: what would he do if he ever actually made a come back somehow?

Like Demise is gone. Gone Forever He's Fucking Dead. And only Ganon is left (even that's lowkey questionable in the series at this point he is just a giant cloud of hatred). Would he truly swear allegiance to Ganon because he's the one carrying out Demise's Curse and thus the last connection he has to his king? Or would he look at his many, many, many failures and consider him to be beneath him, to be unworthy of Demise's legacy and his servitude?

If he did truly decide Ganon wasn't shit, what would he decide to do with himself now? Without Demise, and with Demise's legacy a lost cause, what does he have. He's a weapon without a wielder, a Lord without a kingdom or an army. I'm Unsure. My gut is to say he might try to achieve power again for himself, but what would his motivation be. To overthrow Hylia himself? That doesn't strike me as correct. Maybe he'd just become a wildcard, he serves himself and only himself, he does what he wants without caring for grander schemes that don't bring him any fun. Because if he must do anything, why not at least try to fuck with these three idiots Demise cursed? For shits n giggles?

But maybe it'd be more in character for him to serve Ganon. I don't entirely see it, just because Ganon is like. Ya know. He's a little bit pathetic. Keeps getting murdered by literal children. But maybe that's the fun point; watching Ghirahim desperately trying to make him get his shit together and it's just Not Happening and he's this close to killing the man himself constantly. He doesn't get paid enough to babysit Demise's stupid shit ass son.

I have no idea. I'd probably have to revisit Skyward Sword a little to think deeper on his motivations and personality as well as his relationship with Demise. I'd probably have to look into Hyrule Warriors as well, because I believe he's in that game and that'd probably either straight up answer this question for me or give me a very good idea. Idk I've never checked it out, no one seems to really consider it a real entry in the series lmao

Still. I think it's interesting and he's interesting. Little sword freak my beloved.