#his job is bitch

[xray-vex]

His Job is Bitch

His Job Is Bitch

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok from the driver’s seat of his car. It starts with him pulling his mask down to reveal an amused smile and he says, “Shout out to the twenty-something year old girls that defended my husband from harassment at the supermarket today.”

Eddie: That’s great and really brave of you, and I appreciate it, but uh. But it was - I was the person harassing him.

Eddie: I know this sounds bad - I can already hear my PR manager yelling at me - but trust me. He likes it. He looks like he doesn’t but he does.

Eddie: I’ve been bothering him at stores since he worked in a video rental. He likes it.

Eddie: It looks like harassment to you but to him….

Eddie: It’s foreplay.

[mugentakeda]

more jetko tomfoolery

[abisalli]

rewatching Justice League (the animated series) and thinking about Bruce's inner monologue and secret identity things <3

[vaggieslefteye]

HUSK, Hotel Bartender & Concierge | 1x04 - Masquerade

"Oh, I FORGOT — you're the wise-old bartender who's seen it all! Get the fuck over yourself and pour me a real drink."

[thesarcasticism]

i rewatched the persona 3 stage plays and i'm insane about shinjiham all over again. what do you MEAN she had a dream where she talked to him before the final battle and they promised to see each other again? what do you MEAN he speaks the last words in the whole entire play, "I'm here, Kotone. Just like we promised," implying that it was a SHARED dream???

oh and don't even FUCKING get me started on this

[krotiation]

I'm running around divorced ceos au. Would katagawa Jr come to their divorce. Would he keep on trying to win Rhys over by shit talking Jack with him. I does it have to know kro (/ref) his stand in the au PLEASE

Katagawa's trying to win Rhys over all the time, married or not, and Jack is a possessive lil brat over it 😔 Rhys at least has decorum to pretend not to be bothered when someone flirts with Jack

Also Rhys absolutely divorced Jack over the usual Jack typical behavior. Jealousy, anger issues, selfishness, clinginess, the whole shebang

[barbrububble]

Another detail is, Curly is a captain/pilot of the freighter spaceship, which aren't being manned anymore. Sure he probably has the highest paycheck out of the crew (how high tho? it's fucking Pony express) and probably better qualifications (again, by Pony express standards) but he's not automatically "moving towards bigger and better" after this layoff, Jim is fucking delusional from envy (Jim is not primarily worried about money like others, he wants to be capable of being good at something and dealing with life and problems, he sees these as innate qualities of Curly that he, Jim, simply lacks)

[mephoj]

late night chat

[dooblez]

i feel like they would hate the shit out of each other at first and then they get nice

[ministarfruit]

AXEL IN 3D LET'S GOOO

[jackshiccup]

despite knowing what was going to happen, snotlout's redemption and eventual downfall was so so heartbreaking to me. we spend the past 10 books witnessing how much he's tormented and bullied hiccup that we all feel the same anger and frustration and resentment as fishlegs does in the beginning of 11. i was, maybe, even rooting for something a little bad to happen to him so that he can feel even a fraction of the humiliation that he put hiccup through. but time and time again hiccup, with his inherent goodness and wonderful capacity to always try and see the best in people, reminds us that people need and deserve second chances. even third, fourth and fifth chances. even when hiccup was faced with the certainty that snotlout was set on betraying him from the start.

that's why it was so satisfying to get to the emotional catharsis of the swordfight. snotlout practically begging for hiccup to hate him and hiccup genuinely not having it in him to be able to. and even after that, even after he disarms hiccup and is seconds from killing him - he doesn't. and then hiccup comforts snotlout through it. he tells him words that snotlout didn't know he's been desperate to hear. he tells him he's being too hard on himself. he tells him he's a hero. he opens a door inside snotlout's life for the first time in a long time. despite everything, he offers him another choice to join the dragonmarkers. and snotlout accepts. he bows to hiccup, he calls him king, pledges his sword to his service forever, shakes his hand and chooses to bear the dragonmark.

and it's this moment we finally seeing the seeds of change planted in snotlout sprout - instigated by gobber teaching him a lesson in the amber slavelands and reminding him what the black star represents: pride, honour, bravery. all the times we see snotlout give in to vulnerability and ponder on his choices, he's always holding onto it. which makes it all the more symbolic when he hangs it around hiccup's neck during his last act of valour.

just like how the book tells us that the tides can change so fast, through hiccup, my heart was able to give snotlout another chance too. and it's because of hiccup's belief in snotlout's potential for more that makes you feel so strongly about his death. snotlout's excitement at finally being on hiccup's side, at doing what's right, at having the opportunity to actually be a hero - we can't help but feel that burst of pride, we can't help but root for him. and so we feel the loss, as hiccup did. and it's a point driven home when hiccup ends the epilogue with how he’s carried snotlout and his sacrifice with him all throughout his life. and how time has rubbed away at the black star.

that now the star doesn't look black at all. just gold.

[ruinhood]

[funkyfreshman]

Me sobbing anytime snotlout feels anything because I love him so much he’s my son he makes me so happy

[redhoodie1723]

the imaginary carlos and charles beef that some fans are convinced is going on is giving Netflix DTS trying to convince us that charles and sebastian were mortal enemies that prayed on each other’s downfall nightly

[beardedmrbean]