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this whore
#stop seducing me#😣😣#matt sturniolo#sturniolo#sturniolo triplets#this ain’t matt#this is matthew#matthew bernard sturniolo#matthew sturniolo#his hair omg stop#take me out first#jk dont#actually idk#maybe one night stand#but as soon as chris pulls up its over for u sorry bae#i’m outie 5000#tyvm once chris sees me i’m limited special edition not for resale#i’m tiredly babbling lemme stop LMAOO
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saw this quote off a v cute ushiten comic first haha check it out
i just drew them over a screenshot of hitsugibune from the back 'cuz i was lazy lol soz
#mishanks#akataka#dracule mihawk#shanks#akagami no shanks#red haired shanks#comic#op comic#one piece#one piece fanart#op fanart#young mishanks#i like thinking abt when (and how) mihawk acquired his hat lol#i read a fic once that said it was after shanks couldnt stop laughing at him for getting his face incredibly sunburned#i think that's cute. it's not why i had them both cover their faces w their hats but i think mb it should be.#also looking at this screenshot i am now realizing that when mihawk sits up straight that's three crosses lined up in a row#ALSO REALIZING I FORGOT KOGATANA OMG pretend it's there okay pls for me
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being fwb with soap for months as idk a medic or something and it's fine like no one knows and if they do, no one seems to care until you got the big guy about to knock your door off its hinges talking about "it's my turn, sweetheart," SIR! THAT IS EXCLUSIVE but please do come in
#ghost said lordt i see what you do for others#now let me take it for myself thanks#omg then after he leaves you with hair in disarray and his spend dripping onto your rug he's telling you to stop seeing soap#how angry would he be if you tell him that no you won't because hes ACTUALLY your friend#and it comes with benefits go be bitter somewhere else#harrumphs but now you're what he stomps towards post every mission#rip your holes
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"Stillborn? No, still born" Danyal au -- VLAD MASTERS THE BITCH HIMSELF
*Points at Vlad* THIS MFER GOT SOME TEEFS TO HIM. !! Okay okay, Vlad Masters in the stillborn au is different compared to most of my other aus in the fact that I am far more heavily leaning into his original ambitions of wanting a family and being desperately lonely. Because you know what wanting a family implies? Wanting to be a parent.
Fucked up father figure that could've been Vlad. Complicated love-hate relationship between the only two halfas in existence.
Danny hates Vlad, but he hates even more that he's genuinely considered his offers of mentorship. Vlad is the only halfa around, and they both have fire cores. Danny has these powers he doesn't understand, can barely comprehend some days, and can't control. But Vlad does. Vlad can. And Vlad wants to help him. He's the only other person who can get close whenever Danny runs too hot. Whenever his igneous hair cracks, splits, and spits back out into magma and his friends can't get close, Vlad can.
His hair is made of magma, which runs so hot that people need specialized suits in order to get near it. He physically cannot get close to the living as a ghost unless he's calm enough for his hair to cool into igneous rock. Which isn't as often as he would like. And sometimes he's too hot for other ghosts to get near unless they have fire cores -- which Vlad has.
There have been many times when Danny's having a meltdown (literally) and gone somewhere to be alone, to let his anger and hurt and loneliness overflow and spill out, that when he's come back to, Vlad's right there with him as an anchor. It's desperately frustrating, it's the only time they can get along. They don't say anything, Danny just turns and clings onto the only person he can touch as a ghost.
Its not fair. Vlad wants to kill his foster dad, and Danny can't let him do that. But he wants to be trained by the man, he wants his help and wants what he can offer. But Vlad can't step away from his revenge long enough to let him. It's just not fair. He thinks for a moment that maybe it could work, and then Vlad does something to remind him that no, it can't.
Vlad Masters sees too much of himself in Daniel Brown -- from the way he holds himself, to the defenses he puts up, his quiet anger that builds and builds and builds until it explodes. That simmers beneath his skin. All the way down to the fact that they have matching cores. This boy is cut from the same cloth as him, and by god does he want to help him. He's always wanted to be a father, and Daniel Brown is too much like him for him to ignore. He genuinely, truly cares about Danny and his wellbeing.
He wants to help him, child just let him help you. Let him kill your foster dad so he can adopt you himself and help with these powers that terrify and intrigue you -- he knows what that's like to have something that you can't control, to have a heat that you can't cool down from. "We're in the same boat you and I, let him help you please."
But his methods are all wrong, and Danny is too much like him -- stubbornness and all -- for him to agree when they oppose each other so greatly. But again, Danny is much like him -- which means that Vlad is equally stubborn, and in every single one of their fights he's parental. He's annoyingly parental. He drops his interest in Maddie to focus his efforts in trying to coax Danny onto his side. It's like trying to get a traumatized cat to trust you, and on some levels it works. It's like he makes some progress, and then moves too quickly and the cat immediately runs off and you have to start back from square one.
TL:DR; Vlad and Danny both want to find family in each other but they're too different to get along and ultimately they are doomed by the narrative to be at constant odds with one another unless one of them is changes, and it doesn't matter who.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#vlad masters#danny fenton#vlad masters the father figure that could've been#its TOXIC your honor#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny au#danyal al ghul au#parental vlad masters#*points at Vlad and Danny's canon relationship* I CAN MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED#vlad also has magma hair but he's managed to figure out a way to keep it cool enough to stay as igneous rock. which danny wants to figure#out how to do. Vlad's happy to teach him but Danny is just. too angry all the time and his core too young for it to work. He's too angry.#This also means Dani just straight up won't exist in this au or if she does her reason for being needs to change because Vlad making Dani i#a sign that he's given up on trying to convert Danny to his side. which THIS Vlad will not be doing.#if she exists in this au Vlad made her in order to give Danny a blood sibling for him to bond with and hopefully help convince onto his sid#which means Dani probably doesn't betray Vlad because Vlad does genuinely care about her too. Their dynamic is even MORE complicated#tldr: Vlad: LET ME ADOPT YOU | Danny: STOP TRYING TO KILL JACK AND I'LL CONSIDER IT#Vlad: HE ICED ME OUT OF STARTING A FAMILY AND HIS INCOMPETENCE RESULTED IN THE DEATH OF A CHILD. NO. | Danny: THEN FUCK OFF#Starry looks at Vlad's original ambitions and goals (wanting a family + revenge) and extrapolates on that. he was far more interesting#before DP made him standard power hungry and evil imo#Danny calls vlad 'dad' once while concussed and delirious and vlad never forgot it. he rode that high for a MONTH.#FUCKED UP PARENTAL FIGURE VLAD Bruce has competition and doesn't even know it.#hey. mister wayne. bruce. a supervillain is trying to adopt your firstborn. omg he can't hear me. he has the WayneTech Beats in. mISTER WAY
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Tfw bro is just a cat in a human body
#trying to get a kiss but BAM hand in ur face#anyway I was scared I forgot how colours work so I decided to colour something for the first time in like a month hahaha#me vs never sure how different the height difference is bc I'm actually height difference hater HAHAHA#i like when ppl are within the same height category but it's better art practice to have different body types#icb I'm dropping my unpopular opinion here but it's true height difference often just reeks of misogyny / power imbalance to me#but they're both dudes being guys stop girlypopping Tim (tbh kon is the actual girlypop here TO ME)#kon kicking his legs giggling twirling his hair 'omg he is so cool' // tim going 'haha yeah he's awesome 👍'#god i have to stop talking in the tags before I say something mundane that upsets someone#art#digital art#fanart#watercolour#timkon#tim drake#tim drake wayne#kon el#kon el kent#conner kent#superboy#robin dc#me when I have a big commission to work on but I have to draw my boys instead#i gotta do that commmmmm smh 💔💔💔#illustration
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𝐅𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫: 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘯. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘵𝘩. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥. 𝘞𝘦’𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 #𝘒𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘙𝘦𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘴. 👀 𝘐𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 @𝘥𝘰𝘨𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘣𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘭𝘣𝘶𝘮 — 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘯𝘰𝘸.
#*tucks hair behind his ear*#Keanu Reeves#*#kreevesedit#keanuedit#boyfriend shaped#that's a long boi#i love him your honor#can believe i was face to face with this man 48 hours ago#people who don't like gray hair are weak#keke do you need a hair tie babe i got you#a hair tie claw clip barrette butterfly clip one of those big ones that looks like a flower#STOP BEING SO CUTE I MUST REST OLD MAN#hands so big they could hold two ankles at once#omg who said that#why so cozy boyfriend coded#it's the backwards hat#and the cuffed jeans#and ya know him#i'm afraid i've gotten worse#SMILEY BOY#me 5'4": i will pick him up#and i will fail but maybe he can like pick up one of his slenderman limbs and pretend to hype me up
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—————Beachside Dreams: The Start of Forever —————
It’s the wonderful @bunnions BIRTHDAY YALL (July 13) so from the bottom of my heart I wish her the happiest birthday, CHEERS 🥂 To one of the prettiest, kindest woman I’ve met. And you should celebrate her too!!!
She commissioned me a a little bit ago and when I heard the idea it hit me just right in my heart, loving partners and a romantic love story and I am super excited because it challenged me once more, but I also feel like I could make someone’s wish come true on their birthday 🥳 because she deserves the world and more on her special day💕🤲 
And of course is it a m-ete0ra commission if you don’t find the Easter egg!? Find it if y’all can! Hint: it’s hidden in the background…. Or is it…
#sappy ahhhh mete0ra#☄️ ora talks#katsuki bakugou#bakugou x reader#I know I draw him a lot but every time I do I feel like I make one so very happy which is why I will never stop#Happy birthday to my most wonderful friend#May we be friends in every universe#bnha x reader#bnha commission#BARK BARK AT BUNNIONS BECAUSE WE GO FERAL ON DISCORD#Voted gods little lamb most likely to be slaughtered (cult of the lamb references)#I wanna believe that after they kissed they bumped foreheads#CANON I MAde it canon#bakugou grips her waist way to tightly like bunnions might disappear#OMG YALL NEW IDEA#HIS RING GETS STUCK ON HER HAIR AT THEIR WEDDING#BECAUSE HE CANT NOT HOLD HER CLOSE CUZ SHES AO MUCH MORE THAN HE DESERVES#HES AFRAID OF LOSING HER#LOSING HER…… To me MUAHHAHAHA (EVIL GREMLIN LAUGHJ#happy birthday bunnions#may we celebrate next year together too#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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why am i in witch hat atelier (this is the best thing that has ever happened to me) (please read witch hat atelier)
#witch hat atelier#wha#atuarto#atwert#chin hair in progress sdfjkln#@ my t shots: stop slacking off#COSPLAY ONE DAY???? but i can't sew and i don't have money :((((( but omg can you imagine#imagine if i was wearing his cosplay in that pic#also this pic was taken two weeks before i read tbna so I wasn't even trying!!!#my hair isn't always perfectly like this but it is on the day i wash them#the days after that it gets a bit wavier#bUT YEAH#I LOVE HIM SO MUUUCHHHH#whenever he's on the page i'm like this is both so weird and exciting because i can't unsee myself 😭😭#when i go “i love you you're so pretty” at him i have to pause like wait.#is this how i start to self-love more#also it makes me feel so good about my gender presentation and my choice to go on t like.......#i'm only one month on t so there are no visible changes and yet i look like this sweetheart!!!!#and it makes me happy!!!!#how could i be wrong about going on t#it's just so unexpectedly affirming idk
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It is kinda funny seeing people talk about Seungmin lately because he definitely has gotten more bold and confident for sure. He's also just getting opportunities to be perceived as an individual on his own as well for the first time in a while but it's still jarring to see people be like Aw he was always such a quiet goodie two shoes little nerd and it's like...... he was the one to leave and seek out his own vocal coach and blatantly talk about it, which of course lead to I.N and Lee Know also doing the same, he was the one to go on bubble and tell off sasaengs who used to camp outside their old dorm for invading members privacy but also because it effected other residents and staff at the complex, something that i'm certain upper management wouldnt have been happy about, and he wasn't curt or nice about it either. like he's never actually been a wallflower, he's always had a pretty strong backbone and seems to stick to his principals, its not really new.
#even silly shit like bringing up drinking even tho staff has clearly told him not too#like yeah its silly but its still sticking to his guns of being like we arent actually children anymore thanks#the food thing too like in an old 2 kids room he said something about not being able to eat on his bday bc they were filming so evidently#there was a moment in time when he caved to the shitty diet obsession kpop had but ever since hes never really said anything like it again#instead hes telling everyone to eat well and reminding people to have dinner or lunch every other day#even the comment about growing his hair out but then being like lol the stylist probably wont like me saying that or whatever#and like the yeah im going to the gym but im not lifting. dont expect me to bulk up. im doing it for stamina<< that made me cackle#bc i did see people on twt being like but what if seungmin got buff tho omg hed be so hot 🥺 Well him bein buff isnt what this is about#so he went and made sure people were realistic. not everyone needs to be noticeably cut yk#idk maybe bc i watched most all the skz content all the way through#and now i go back and gif stuff i notice patterns more easily than if youve been here for longer and havent watched older stuff#for a while- maybe? idk its just funny but i also see takes a lot and have to stop myself from going No <3#anyway this is my obligatory insane ksm tangent of the week. see you in 5 minutes.#🐶
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i feel people are sleeping on Dennis, like ughhh, just look at him
#f2#dennis hauger#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1#f2 x reader#f2 x you#f2 x y/n#f1 x you#red bull racing#hes so cute#i need him so badly#i cant stop thinking about him#i love his smile#also his hair????#i wanna play with it looks so soft#dont even get me started on his tattoos#i feel i have a heart attack everytime i see them#like imagine tracing your fingers over them omg#especially the one he has near his hip???#he has such a chokehold on me
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Rewatching Strangers from Hell as some sort of weird comedy honestly is very healing, and Moonjo being a clown every ten minutes helps a lot
In the video: Moonjo being unserious for more than a minute
#the first watch of strangers from hell back in 2019 terrified me beyond words#the 100000th rewatch in 2024 is similar to watching mama mia#sure there are very sad parts but then moonjo starts cackling like an evil witch#bro stop spitting in the middle of conversations with the cops#the scene with jieun might scare me more if he wasn't acting like those clown boxee where u open it and BOOM the clown jumps out#also did he rehearse his entrance with the roommates#'ok so when he asks where i am u will point to me and say 'tada' got it?'#moonjo kicking his feet twirling his hair when he gets threatened#'omg u want to kill me? 🥰💕💕'#tw for blood#tw for injuries#seo moonjo#strangers from hell#hell is other people#'do u like murderers' boy 💀💀
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drew a thing or something i suppose
#art#robot#robot wires#robophilia#robotfucker#i dont rlly like the wires for hair thing but i decided to test it out for once#if it looks bad that's because i use kleki#i swear im such a good artist#one of my irl friends follows my on here and i will cry if she sees it#she already calls me a robotwhore and a roboslut soooo#would be very very embarrassing#i swear im normal guys#im normal about robots#i am to be trusted with machinery#machinefucker#i am but a humble robotliker who gets called many many horrid names by my friends#(i tell them i want to take apart sun fnaf and look and his insides and they act reasonably horrified)#im literally aroace and they act APPALLED when i say something SLIGHTLY odd abt robots#IM NORMAL#IM NORMAL ABOUT ROBOTS#i swear#when i was little everytime there was a fictional robot on screen id get sucked in. like i wouldn't be able to stop staring until they were#gone#like id just be staring no thoughts#brain completely empty nothing in my mind but “OMG ROBOT!!”#i still do this sometimes actually but its not as bad#i just think robots are neat! they're cool#(on screen as in whenever i was watcing tv)#wires#do i need to tag this wireplay actually
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God I love you so much
#vinland saga#askeladd#fanart#askeladd my beloved#kai messy art#pov art#daffodil is wales national flower btw and it was imported by romans ok its askeladd materials fight me#i'll never stop putting flowers in his hair#he's my everything#holding askeladd hand omg
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Crying over gyu :(☹️ I love him😭
#his music taste 😩>>#he’d literally love Jeff Buckley I’ve been saying this for so long and also the carpenters#pls let me give you refs omg we have the same taste#also crying bc he’s literally the only pretty person ever#his hair ☹️😭😭😭#HIS MOLES#I LOVE HIS MOLES SO MUCH#Omg we both have a mole on the left near our mouth that literally means we’re soulmates 😍😍🤞#also him talking about how he doesn’t get why people judge people over mbtis#and saying how everyone is very different and he doesn’t judge people from the start like that SO TRUE#WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO STOP USING 16 PERSONALITIES IM SO SICK OF IT 😭😭😭#use cognitive funstions instead or soemthing 😭#I want to have deep conversations with beomgyu so bad like#he’d literally be the best person to have late night talks with im so upset he’s not my friend#ALSO WHEN HE LIKE SCOFFED AND SMIRKED AT SOOBIN AND SAID SOMETHING LIKE ‘YOU KIDDING?’#DYING WHY IS THE ONLY FINE PERSON TO EVER EXIST#I’m so in love with beomgyu 😭😭 I’m so upset idk him platonically curse the people who know him irl and are friends with him 😪😪
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Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...
#ace if he was born with his mother's hair but without freckles.......#this 3d intro... damn they spent their coins here but didnt age that well xd#i love how there is nearly a movie for every character that joins since usopp.... sanji got the last one. chopper has one i havent seen#and robin now.... i mean its not their movie but you know what i mean#zoro and nami on the same wavelength i miss you.... my fag and hag sisters....#robin old design i miss you.... her and nami look so different.... not like now....#I MISS CHOPPER OLD DESIGN HE LOOKS SO SILLY!!!#the goofy scenes are too good..... 'luffy what are you doing''nothing just a fight' 'okay dont get lost'#also sanji with robin and nami while the others fight... the girls AND sanji#this guy looks like ace with his kinds long middle part hair and eyes.... and luffy likes seeing hum fight#i am seeing things where there are non but my beautiful not dead yet wife keeps haunting me once again#seeing luffy talk about how if he dies fighting to be pirate king then so be it and like HE DID!!!! AND THAT DIDN'T STOP HIM!!#kids with guns TUN TUN kids with guns TUN TUN#robin made a gigantesco mano.... this was visionary#ROBIN giving back the gun to the child so he shoots luffy and he can bounce it back.... luffy enabler num 1.#nami threatening a child with zoros sword.... i needed this so bad.#shryer.... your drip too hard.... your swag too different.... your smoke too hot.... they will kill you#NOOOOOOO the clone of my beautiful dead wife died just like him.... face down...#the old man is dying and zoro knows....#shryer is alive who woulda thot.....#'be serious' 'im always serious... didnt i get out?' this is him. omg#sanji with the cooking hacks for the fight.... i am sure of it... also sanji spy come back to me....#THE BOY IS THE SISTER??? AND THE OLD MAN AND ACE CLONE ARE BLOWN UP???#it is flour lmao they got their ideas from the fight with crocodile#everyone is alive and well 👍🏻including the hat#that was kinda beautiful with that plot twist and everyone wanting to live and all....#nami strangling zoro!!!! more!!!#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies
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Sir Tim Laurence, chair of Trustees of the museum group shares with CGTN Europe his suggestions.
© CGTN Europe
#OMG#HIS VOICE#HIS FUCKING VOICE#HIS VOICE IS EARPORN#SIR 🥵🥵🥵#SO FUCKING HOT#MY OVARIES#this man will be the death of me#timothy laurence must be stopped#HIS HAIR#HE'S SO HANDSOME#sweet baby boy#tim laurence#timothy laurence
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