#his friend

[late-night-street-light]

Honestly, I liked Lando when I was getting into F1. He was cute, kinda funny, and seemed to be friendly as well.

But in recent times it feels as if he has to constantly take shots at the drivers around him? Like with max when they had contact, Lewis in the cool down room, or that whole situation with Oscar (which admittedly was mostly McLaren's fault).

And today again. Idk if it's just me but it comes off as too cocky, and kinda annoying? Especially if it's against a supposed friend of his (at his home race no less). In comparison most of the other drivers seem to be more friendly or at least civil with each other...

[thestreamweaver]

I could imagine them doing this in their free time away from the world... I can also say I feel sorry for whoever is watching them and whoever Logan is giving that stare to...

[biene79]

No words anymore

[kiuda]

okay fuck what if the song is about dream's life - the beginning of youtube, the speedrunning, the duel, the face reveal. what if it's a retrospective on all he has been through and a hope for the future

[sp0okerman]

Charity Burbage (Hogwarts Era) 🌻 💛 ☀️

[remapped-soul]

at least with moto gp im stanning the guy who actually wins. i get enough heartbreaks with ferrari as it is

[dd-is-my-guiltypleasure]

BFD sountrack 💚

[bimbocore]

[stoffbergart]

happy birthday to my best friend grey 🐇🩵🫂🛌

[warthogreporter]

And now, a brief look at the human fucker community on a monster version of tumblr

🐙 WetterThanYou Follow

It's so sad that humans can't breathe underwater, makes bringing them to my lair so much harder

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

Was anyone going to tell me humans can't breathe underwater or was I supposed to just learn that from a text post?

🐙WetterThanYou Follow

Please tell me you didn't seriously look at humans and go 'they look like they can breathe underwater'

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

I thought they were like lions and how some live in the sea :(

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

DID YOU THINK SEA LIONS WERE LITERAL LIONS?!

👺Ascetic-more-like-ass-cetic Follow

They're not? 😭😭😭

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🐺HereWolf Follow

Vampires will be like 'I love humans' and then transform every human they know into another vampire. Weak. You are like someone who only watches Marvel movies and calls themselves a filmbuff.

🏏Batass Follow

Hey OP this is an important part of many vampire cultures so you should tone it down because this is really offensive.

🐺HereWolf Follow

You should get a culture that isn't fucking lame.

🦁BEaST-MAN Follow

OP you are literally a werewolf. And into throwing stones in glass houses I guess.

🐺HereWolf Follow

Gurl you don't know the amount of effort I put into keeping my human girlfriend a human girlfriend because I love her for being a human.

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💚CraftedLove Follow

In the club on a date with a human straight up breaking it. And by 'it,' haha, well. Let's just say. His sanity.

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🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Sick of getting added to group chats like 'plots to overthrow our lieges.' Yes, I am both an evil wizard and an evil vizier. But I'm not plotting any treachery because my king is also evil, and so is my queen. We are in an evil polycule and give each other evil night kisses.

🧙‍♂️ Crystal-Rooster-and-Orbs Follow

Also stop telling me about the evil queen's OnlyFans like the king and I aren't helping her run it. Who do you think is taking the pictures? You have no idea how many evil yet deeply impractical schemes it's given us the economic cushion to do.

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🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

Need me a human who will hold me like this and just destroy me 😍

♣️HeraclesOfficial✅ Follow

Hey.

🤼‍♂️Bitch-of-Heracles Follow

WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO WARN ME HERACLES WAS ON THIS WEBSITE?!

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This now has a sequel, and a third act

[yellowyarn]

yeah all thats true, he isn't innocent. but that doesn't mean he deserves to be locked up. no one does. you cannot imagine the amount of abuse inmates experience.

why can rockstar games institutionalise you for life like nikita kruschev for being autistic

[irbcallmefynn]

I made a meme cause I was struck with an idea a few days ago

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

[robdogdraws]

this wouldn't leave my brain

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

whens megatron coming back