#his ‘gay debut’

[hang-on-lil-tomato]

many thanks to emi_rose, the fan who waded through this awful show to edit this Taika Supercut!

glad our boy has had some acting lessons since then! He’s come a long way!

nice view of Taika bum, and his real life tattoos, before the bird in his chest. But Jewish star on left arm, tribal ring on right, mandala on back.

[kairolan]

omg so who is your bias guys??

[boarloved-art]

i LOVEEEE idol aus so bad because none of these fucking characters would be caught dead doing any of this shit. your blorbo is NOT doing aegyo on stage for a paycheck! your blorbo is NOT singing and dancing!

[manchesterau]

has someone ever made a post about dan wearing those black circle earring and then he stopped wearing earrings for a while and then started wearing that gay ass silver hoop

[cepheusgalaxy]

Febuwhump day 16 — Eaten alive

I took some liberties with the concept lmao. Not as literal as it could but also not nearly as metaphorical either. Oops

CW: Dubcon blood drinking, vampire carewhumper

Totsuka knocked on the door.

“Come in,” she heard, said by a light voice laced with velvet. A voice she’d come to know all too well.

She gulped down the dread and grabbed the silver knob of the too-heavy mahogany doors, breathing in and out twice to control her quivers as she opened them.

Noa’s room was, as always, breathtaking.

As Totsuka stepped in, leaving behind the dark hall and bare feet touching soft carpet instead of the hard marble floors, a haven of pure blue revealed itself in front of her. Not only from the large bed and curtains, hanging from the nauseously tall ceiling, or from the intricate arabesques painted on every column of the walls in every shade she could imagine—but also from the blue evening sky drawing an impossible illustration behind the large open windows, mountains and the lake standing out against the golden rays of the sun starting to set and the few gray clouds lazily watching over the landscape.

In the center of all, was the owner of the chambers.

Noa Izabella was laying down with her back to the soft cerulean blankets, silky and thin hair too light and flowy to even hold any form, spread like water from a river between layers of pillows. She had her eyes closed, a leg bent over the other, a faint smile dancing on her lips. Noa took in the golden light from the candles and chandelier above them as if she was a hippo bathing idly in the sunlight.

Tot tried to stop her body from trembling. The room wasn’t nearly as warm as she’d have wanted.

Well. Not like her own was any better.

“Lily,” her voice was like cotton, soft and light. “You are late.”

She didn’t answer.

“Are you going to keep me waiting in there?”

Totsuka forced herself to take another deep breath and walk towards the bed, reaching behind the transparent curtains and sitting on it. She sank into the texture, trying not to whimper. It was so soft. God, what would she not give to touch that mattress all day long.

Noa’s hand grabbed her chin, a feline smile on her lips.

Her stomach dropped and she braced himself.

“By Bhura, you are dirty,” she scolded, brushing a bit of dirt off her cheek. Noa’s eyes trailed over her, tangled mane of hair braided a bit messy down her neck, black simple clothes the only thing she was allowed and barely hiding any of her scars. Totsuka looked away, suppressing a flinch. God, she hated it when Noa called her. “I should tell Papa to let you clean yourself every now and then.”

“Your papa wouldn’t allow me more than a shower twice a week, milady,” she replied, mocking, still avoiding Noa’s gaze. A second of silence. And then she giggled.

“Well, if that is what you think,” she mumbled, pulling Tot’s face closer to her own, noses touching. Totsuka shoved her nausea down, heat spreading over her cheeks and ears fluttering. Noa closed her eyes and drew closer.

Her other hand pulled the collar of Totsuka’s shirt away and nuzzled her face in there.

Totsuka braced herself, squeezing her eyes shut.

Pain irradiated through her body, and Totsuka felt fangs sinking deep into her neck, marking it with a sharp sting. Despiste herself, her whimpers made their way out of her mouth, crying out. Noa’s hand muffled her.

The soft fur of whatever animal she was wearing today brushed softly against Totsuka’s thin clothes when Noa leaned in closer, taking deep sips of her blood and holding Tot’s body close like a limp doll. Tears pricked at the corners of her eyes. She bit them down.

Totsuka couldn’t move. When Noa fed like this, she could never move. All her world was focused on the single spot where her fangs met her neck and the agony that washed down her body, engulfing her like a hellish blanket or water closing around her body as she drowned—pain lacing each drop of blood that was sucked out of her body, the girl enjoying Totsuka’s whimpering and trembling form like a banquet.

Noa’s mouth pulled out. Totsuka panted, eyes having opened without her meaning them to. Her chest rose up and down, unable to control her breathing, and she felt a hand drawing comforting circles on her back.

Noa drew the hand muzzling her away, petting her hair.

Totsuka failed to suppress a sob, movement starting to return to her body. The hand still caressed her, heavy and soothing. But cold. Always cold.

“You’re so sweet,” Noa said, sounding satisfied. Happy. Totsuka shoved the envy out of her mind. Happy because of her. Her face still shoved in the crook of her neck. “I could eat you all day.”

Totsuka closed her eyes, gritting her teeth.

“And Reo?”

“Reo what?” Noa sounded confused, head turning. Totsuka felt weak, the bloodloss getting to her. She let herself melt into Noa’s embrace.

“You’re still gonna give him the... ‘privileges’, right?” She mumbled, eyes hardly open as her hand patted her head, fingers wandering between her tangled curls.

She heard a smile into Noa’s voice.

“Oh, that.” She drew her face away, lifting both hands to cup Totsuka’s cheeks. She suppressed a shiver. Noa’s eyes were sharp and beautiful—she didn’t like to admit it, but it was no use to try and deny it—staring deep into her own like a hungry tiger. Her fangs flashed behind the grin. “I never break my promises, Totsuka. You and him will get all you deserve.”

Totsuka dropped her gaze. Her vision still swayed.

Noa pulled her again, now holding her face into her own shoulder. Totsuka grunted in surprise. Noa’s short fingers traced the twin punctures on the side of Tot’s neck, taking a yelp out of her.

Shit. She bit a lip.

It hurt.

In a second, the girl’s teeth were stabbing into her again, like a needle pricking into silk.

Totsuka’s vision faded out.

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[tasty-littl-snack]

It really is crazy how they're just like, gayer than ever, you know?

They are sooo married, like if I didn't know them I'd for sure say that they are a couple that love each other very much gayly.

It's like. They really know know each other so well and know everything about each other. Truly besties but I think there's something more. How else do you know if your friend has a hat that you haven't seen. Like yeah maybe the "yes dear" and "other than spending time with you" was a joke but.... they really truly love love each other. They are such a part of each other's lives at this point that if this youtube thing doesn't work out they will still find a way to be friends. So cute of them.

[dynamitekansai]

[linus-droid]

[thetimelordbatgirl]

If that is Billy Kaplan in Agatha All Along, they really said do not even try to introduce his love interest from the comics, aka Hulkling, while also write him with gay stereotypes in mind and have him be played by a non-Jewish actor (like mother like son I guess).

[gutsfics]

thinking about what Neel's directoral debut is. bc Of Course he eventually directs something

itd be a psychological horror/haunted house movie called White Picket American Dream or something like that thats about the standard American Nuclear Family of Father, Mother, Brother, and Sister (idk if the characters have names or if theyd just be reduced to titles like that). the father has just gotten a promotion at his nepo baby job work just before the movie starts & its them moving into a mcmansion in the suburbs and their american dream slowly crumbling around them.

The Father (played by Thomas Hunt) is a closeted gay man who's repressed his sexuality to be the standard All American Man, Head Of The Household.

The Mother (played by the robot AJ) is a stay at home mom and trophy wife who had been encouraged to marry rich. she is deeply unhappy with their marriage as she feels as though she wasted her youth on him bc he no longer looks at her "the way he used to" & is cheating on him with their poolboy or something. she's also very involved in The Daughter's beauty pagents to the point she ignores how The Daughter really feels about them

The Son (played by Rory Silva) is a star quarterback and very popular at school, but because he's the parents' golden boy he does whatever he wants with little to no consequences

The Daughter (played by Kara Sinclair) is a several-time winner of the local beauty pagents. she hates doing them and has begun to lash out

most, if not all, of the movie takes place in the house they just moved into. the framing leans pretty hard into the whole Sets Look Like Giant Dollhouses aspect of filmmaking to the point that the house itself looks like one of those classic dollhouses, scene transitions happen by pulling away and out of a room and paning to the next, stuff like that. i also think that any and all gore that happens in the movie would be depicted by an actual dollhouse. i have a very strong mental image of someone unseen pulling the head off a doll that looks like The Father in the third act when everything unravels around them. thats not to see we dont see gore and death with the real actors, its just that the way the happening of gore and death is depicted is through dolls

[libraryleopard]

learning that levan akin directed the film adaptation of the first book of engelsfors trilogy and that it was scored by one of the members of abba is immensely funny to me because that's. like. kind of all my personal knowledge of swedish pop culture coincidentally rolled into one film

[lookwhatyoumademelou]

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[pilmyeol]

kinda fucked up how kang yisin gave jeong hosan a ring at the end of their divorce arc. not when ur supposed to do that typically but you two have fun i guess

[lucinfernos]

CONTENT CREATOR ARCANE AU INTRODUCTIONS ⭐

finally put together this handy dandy info sheet for your ease of access!

Jayce a.k.a. ManOfProgress (benevolently referred to as MOP by his fans) — 31 years old, he/him, bisexual trans man, Mexican-Brazilian — Started content creation in 2020 as a hobby to battle the pandemic boredom but blew up and decided to make it his full-time gig — Streams games and goofballery on Twitch [623k followers] and posts & streams more personal and unrelated content on YouTube [102k subscribers] — Found Viktor’s channel ~6 months before they started talking and feels very comforted by his voice; sleeps to his videos every night and puts one on whenever he’s anxious or angry — Got into a bad car accident as a child that was fatal to his father and left him with chronic pain on his left leg; now wears a knee brace and a calf compress periodically

Viktor a.k.a. TheMachineHerald — 32 years old, he/him, gay trans man, Czech-Polish — Was unable to leave the house during the peak of the pandemic and found joy and inspiration from Jayce’s content, and chose to start dabbling in content creation in 2022 — Creates very technically advanced and meticulously crafted ASMR videos; usually fully focuses on the mechanical sounds and tech aesthetic but lately has been brancing out more [12,3k subscribers before he gets in kahoots with Jayce] — Started showing his face only around the time when Jayce started watching him and is a bit irritated over the boost in popularity it granted him — Has many health problems, including scoliosis and rheumatoid arthritis (which has caused lung scarring and severe cartilage damage to his right leg and spine from when he was younger and could not access the necessary care to get the inflammation in control)

Mel a.k.a. Melicious (to this day her fans argue whether this is a reference to delicious or malicious) — 33 years old, she/her, bisexual; Jayce’s ex-girlfriend, African-American w/ Algerian roots — Was with Jayce during her time in Piltover but they made the mutual decision to part ways when she was accepted into an art school in London; are still close friends — Made very high-quality weekly diary-style vlogs, often related to art [837k subscribers]. Went on a semi-hiatus after moving but is active on other social medias like Instagram [1,4 million followers]

Jinx a.k.a. GETJINXED — 19 years old, she/they, agender aroace; in a queerplatonic relationship with Ekko, American — Gained popularity on TikTok and later on Twitch when people realized she’s the sister Vi is always complaining about; has no niche and does literally anything she wants to do that day, which usually has to do with either art or engineering [166k followers on Twitch, 850k on TikTok] — Working on an independent music career on the side with their debut single Get Jinxed going viral on TikTok — Lost her finger ON STREAM when working on an art installation, the clip has millions of views

Ekko a.k.a. The_Boy_Savior — 20 years old, he/any, probably nonbinary but he has a job so he doesn’t care abt that rn, bi & asexual; in a queerplatonic relationship with Jinx, African-American — Creates well-researched and thought-provoking video essays about worldwide issues, especially dedicated to the health of the planet and its people [317k subscribers] — Surprised everyone by appearing in one of Jinx’s tiktoks because nobody knew they knew each other let alone that they were in a QPR — Frequently holds fundraisers and has done a lot of good for his community

Caitlyn a.k.a. KillshotKiramman — 23 years old, she/her, lesbian; Vi’s girlfriend and Jayce’s best friend, Chinese-British — Makes videos about weapons (mostly guns and shooting) [176k subscribers] and plays games on her Twitch [29k followers] — Moderates Jayce and Vi’s streams, and completely destroys both of them at FPS games — Had a gun misfiring accident which left her blind in her left eye

Violet a.k.a. vistandsforvideogames — 24 years old, any pronouns, gender-apathetic (call her whatever you like) lesbian; Caitlyn’s partner, American — Gamer on Twitch, but also shares about her side job as a boxer [212k followers] — Sometimes mods for Jayce but mainly just shows up to kick his ass in Mortal Kombat and exude chaotic energy

[fazcinatingblog]

Oh great, April 1st, when the footy humourists tell me Alex Fasolo has retired and I'm like WHAT NO HE CAN'T and then I realise what day it is and breathe a sigh of relief that Alex Fasolo still plays football and