#hindi ako punta :P

[kikonggwapito]

Mag-iingat! May namataan pong social climber. 😁😚 Disclaimer: Hindi ako aakyat ng ligaw! Akyat bahay po ako! Emeduu 😜 Pero diba, ang ganda talaga ng bakod ni ate Nonie 💖 ang dami na naming pinagsamahan nitong dingding na toh 😅 Punta kayo dito! Walang bayad yung pa-picture. Thank you @ginahigugma 📸 #valentines #wallpaper #bakod #balentyms #arawngmgapuso #akyatbahay (at Starlight Christian Learning Center) https://www.instagram.com/p/CopchwpBCdB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[benefits1986]

bnw spoonfools

Is everything unfair in class wars?

Stumbled upon Culinary Wars and ganda ng thumbnail, so ayun na nga. Since I missed my doggo babes and my mid babe Vidi is extra clingy, sige na. Tambay bahay muna tayo on a Sabado while updating my small purple circle kasi may super bonding sesh akong namiss because 'di ko nasabing wala ako sa Manila last weekend. LERKZZ.

Bakit ba raw ako 'di nanood ng F1? Tugon: Kahit may free access pa, kakatamad because ang inet and 'di naman ako fan. LELS. Badtrip na ako at nasabay pa 'yang F1 na 'yan sa punta ko sa totoo lang.

Speaking of Vidi, hayyyy. Hassle talagang 'di maging bothered and mag-lean toward "bonus" days na 'yung days niya with us. Tapos extra clingy pa. Dati 'di 'yan lumalapit sa akin. Now, gusto niya, either nasa ilalim siya ng sala set. Or nasa tabi ng home office chair ko. Then, syempre, dahil namiss namin ang isa't isa, nagluto ako ng lamb steak. SARAP. BTW, ayoko ng steak, pero 'pag lamb, actually, anything na lamb saka mutton/kambing, super oks for me. Mura pa saka 'di na masama since hati nga kami. I can clearly see his body detoriorating pero alam mo, ang lakas niya pa rin or baka sabi nga ni Doc A, mga dogs daw, ayaw pinapakita na hindi sila okay. HAYYYY.

Vidi, 5 years pa 'di ba? Or kahit 3? LOL. LUL. Eto na naman tayo. Ang aga-aga.

And so, Culinary Wars is like Food Wars pero totoong tao mga karakter. Part of me says na, Korea is really slaying its comm plan to "run" the world. Kasi napapayag nila mga top chefs aka White Spoons to go head to head with basic chefs aka Black Spoons.

Tawang-tawa ako sa mga feeling A-list na Black Spoons e. :P

Personal fave ko si Master of School Meals agad-agad lalo nung hindi na magets ni Anh Sung-jae kung na-override ba ng nostalgia ang judgement niyang putok na putok na parang minsan unnecessary na. Ajumma siya na super humble lang and ugly delicious ang paganaps. Gusto ko rin si Hidden Genius kasi kamukha niya brother ng one of my purple peeps saka pak siya e. New breed. Love ko rin si Comic Book Chef kasi sobrang weird niya and I think, he'd be ruling the Korean food scene soon and the world, too. Sa White Spoons naman, si Edward Lee lang gusto ko. LOL. Very hippie vibe siya pero alam mong he's just upping the ante of his folio rin naman. Fun-sized din siya kaya very interesting din.

Special mention kay Napoli Matfia because naman, ang galing niya gumawa ng risotto talaga with feelings for 100 people na naka-time pressure. Also, dami niyang tattoo and ganda ng hair niya ngayon. Onti lang followers niya sa IG pero as a girllyyyy na 'di masyadong bet pasta and Italian food, ten points for him diyan.

Etong CW mala-Squidgame x 100 x Parasite. Tawang-tawa ako sa divide nila lalo nung naka-choogadoog ang mga Michelin Star chefs. Oh, the fallen stars. Eto na talaga ang testament that badges like Michelin Stars are but... badges. Lalo na kung uukilkilin mo ang ang historicity nito. May mga nagsasabing kaya may paganito is marketing na naman para mas mag-travel on wheels ang mga tao in the name of good food 'di umano. 'Di ako kasi fan ng mga awards sa food. Nasa pila 'yan ng mga legit na 'di forda gram talaga. LOL. As an example, wala bang sobrang sarap na pang-Michelin na Pinas-grown talaga? LOL. ULOL.

Compare mo Hawker Chan sa JT's Manukan. LELS. Syempre, bias ako sa DTF kaya let's not go there, pero gets ba? Kahit andaming mas oks na mala-DTF sa mga Chinatown dito sa Pinas. Parang may cocaine kasi talaga 'yung DTF crispy beef strips na wala naman talaga siyang bearing pero nakaka-adik.

Andaming oks na food dito lalo outside Manila na laban kung laban sa mga foreign ones. Another example is 'yung Jay Fai x Crab Omelette sa BKK. LOL. Seryoso, oks lang siya. 'Di siya super duper sarap. Spectacle lang talagang panoorin si Madam with her goggles. Not to diminish her worth ha. 'Yung sa totoo lang talaga tapos ang mahal pa. LOL.

Anyway, maganda ang mix ng boomer and millennial judges ng CW. Ganda ng fit ng suit ni Anh Sung-jae and the very Coach Anzai vibe ni Paik Jong-won. Pero again, seeing them side by side is sending a strong yet very subtle/sublime message na: Korea has to keep up to make its food accessible to the world. EMYYY. Galing ng agenda setting netong show na 'to. Bagong Finazzz, let's go! Sa ngalan ng galing ng Vagung Lifunannnn sa ganda-gandahan at optics. LOL. Kunin niyong direkkxxx si Here Cums D Sun ulit para on brand na on brand kayo. HIHIHIHIHIHI.

Loveeee talaga the suit na 'di black kaya kahit 'di igop si Anh Sung-jae in all levels, gesi. PUSH. Hassle din mag-nitpick 'to e. Parang akala mo nakasalalay sa bawat salita niya ang career at folio niya. Plus the textured skin na 'di "Korean white" is just giving realness vibes din naman.

Sana manalo mga Black Spoons. As in. Pero oks lang din if manalo si Edward Lee.

As a homecook myself, ganda netong show na 'to. At the end of it all, it's all about the taste. Dagdag na lang talaga ang estetik lalo nung nag blind tasting x judging mode sila. 'Di naman need ng fancy kitchen set up unless gusto mo talagang mag-experiment pero in terms of texture atbp., kung magaling kang mag-combine ng kung ano mang meron ka sa pantry mo, goods na 'yan.

Plus, travel to taste and experience food. Kasi iba rin kapag andun ka talaga sa mismong lugar kung saan puwede kang kumuha ng inspiration sa pagluluto mo. Adapt mo na lang sa kung saan ka mang lugar based para 'di rin hassle 'yung logistics. So, sa susunod na Malaysia and Taiwan, makapag-cooking class nga sa mga legit local ajumma at noona after biking. Gusto ko ulit 'yung tulad sa Hanoi na mamalengke ka talaga and all.

Also, 'yung foundations ng cooking lalo preparing the ingredients. Kaya ko love na love si Master of School Meals, ang galing niya mag-hiwa tapos ang bilis pa. Sana all. Pinaka nakakatamad talaga mag-hiwa. And mga basics like ano bang tamang pagpapa-tender ng mga karne, seafood, and veggies.

And don't cook talaga forda feed. Feed the souls talaga siya.

Though experience and wisdom pa rin talaga, 'di rin 'yan basta-basta maha-hack. Ganda ng skillset ng mga White Spoons. Very classy. Very demure. EMYYY. Saka ang linis nilang mag-luto. Sana all. LELS.

So, anong luto kong next? Tocino, bacon, saka ham. Saka baka misua na may sardinas na 'di masabaw. Plus, gonna cook a Korean dinner in time for December na rin. Practice mode though 'yung Korean beed stew ko nung nakaraan, ayun, nilagay ng tatay kong pakitong-kitong 'yung sabaw na natira sa freezer para daw may ulam siya 'pag tinatamad siya magluto.

[marinoblog]

Ayunn.. andito nanaman ang iyong lingkod..

Nasaktan nanaman..

Syempre andito lang ako kapag nasasaktan akoo..

Pero andami rin namang nangyayaring nakakatuwa, nakakatawa, bgo ang lahat ng ito.

So Kanina and kahapon ang sama ng karanasan koo.

Sa trabaho..

Una..

8-4-23

Busy, humanap ng product at ako yung na syempuhan na gumawa ng resibo .

so ganon..

tinanong ng customer kung anong presyo so na sagot koo at timanong ko kung ok na bayun.. so sabi nya ok na. mag reresibo na ako..

so tumungo na kami sa trading..

at gumawa na ng resibo..

una tinanong nya kung ilan total..

so kinita ko sa tablet nasa 4000.

.sabi nya hoo. anbaba namm. sabi ko yun na po Ma'am ang total..

so may wala pala ako nasabay na product..

iba iba kasi nag assist..

tinanong ko kung yun na sabi nya yun na tapos mgayon meron pa pala..

sabi nya " Kanina pa kami dito nono.. " na may tonong ibaa..

sp binalikan koo.. at dinagdag ko yung kulang..

at pag punta ko sa CS.. para magpagawa ng pangalan..

kasi wala pang record ang customer..

sabihan pa naman ako ng Supervisor.. Sir "Ra**

na dapat alerto agad. wag mag tanga tanga..

kasi kaming mga BS ang papalit sa ibang mga BS..

So bat akoo?? ako p ang nasabihan..

na ako palagi yung gumaglaw..

so ako naman . wala akong nasumbat.. ang natatandaan ko nalang nasabi ko na andami ring ginagawa sa DIY..

Sabi naman ng isang sales person

Ito si **** palagi tong pumupunta sa unahan . so parang sinupurtahan rin akoo .

sabi nalmg ng Supervisor..

Sabihan mo ying mga ibang BS na gumalaw rin sila..

sana pala sinagot ko na syaa..

sana pala sinabihan ko sya kung bat nya nasasabi yung word naa.. wag mag tanga tanga .

at bakit ako yung pinasasabiha. nya .. ehh kung may gusto syang sabihin sa ibang BS sya yung mag sabii..

so ayonn...lumipas nanamn na hindi ko naipag tanggol ying sarili..

....

amd after non.. sa

Trading section naman..

tapos ba yung resibo.

Pinakitaan naman akoo ng isang BS na si *man . ng pagka inis ..

ehh hindi ko naman alaammmm

bago lang akoo .

at walang ibang tao doon

At hindi ko pa nagagawa yung iba. pano ko malalaman kung hindi pa natuturo..

hayyy .

ang ngayon ngaa

8,4,23

Habang nag uusap usap kami ng mga nasa paints section..

Pinakinggan nnman ako ng isang Pioneer..

ng. ibaa .

Pinuri nya na mga brand specialist na wala naa.. na kesyo.

ang sipag sipag noon .

ang galingg nun mag refill..

tas pinapakinggan nya na ang mga bago halos walamg alamm.. na palagi nlng nagtatanong..

eh kahit akoo wala ringg alam. bago lang akoo.

pano ko malalaman kung hindi ko itatanong...

At nung isang linggo..

Hindi ko talaga alam na ako pala dapat gumalaw ng mga bagong dating na Box..

wala namang nag sasabi saakin..

eh kung alam ko..ginalaw ko naa.

At andami daming tumatawag saakin palagi naman akong ready.. at andaming task ng BS..

Halos lahat ubligado kaming gawin..

amg sakit lamg na sa dalawamg buwan ko dito..

an dami kong naririnig...

Harap harapann...

Ttapusin ko nalang kontrata at lilipat na ako ng trabahoo..

[aniesparadies]

Memoir

"High School is what kind of grows you into the person you are. I have the fondest memories, good and bad some learning experience and some that I'll take with me for the rest my life"

-Gian Carlo Stantan

Junior High School! All I felt was being in a carnival. Exploring things that make me feel alive, not taking life seriously. I didn't do my activities , I didn't participate in class, I didn't worry about failing even though I was graduating. At that time, riding on a roller coaster was what I focused on. I was flying like a bird trying to escape always in the cage. Following my heart. Doing whatever I want even my parents has nothing to do with my behaviour like an animal that has escaped its own prison.Recklessness ruins life in several ways. Till I met the one who radically altered my life.

Throughout my life I was like a child lost in the middle of nowhere. I don't see any specific direction that I must take. Most people say that I think differently my vision is different that the usual kids my age. It all boils down to me when I was High School when having no specific vision in life completely wasted time of my years. During High School in the first month of the year a friend of mine invited me over to their place.

" Anie punta ka Birthday ko ngayon" He said and I replied

" Sure punta ako mamaya "

The place was like a piccadilly circus. It was so busy and crowded. I was stuck and suddenly someone tapped in the back. It was friend Dred. He pulled me over and I sat down in a rustic chair and we started drinking like a fish. Time passed by like wind, maybe because I was euphoric like it was like cloudnine I did not notice that it's already late at night, so I decided to go back to my prison like home. When I dove into my pouch to check for my belongings, suddenly I noticed that my charger was missing. I panicked, my heart stopped for a second. I decided to go back to the place. When I arrived I had my charger right away. I took a little shot of alcohol and decided to leave but then someone saw me and stopped me from leaving.

"Uuwi na ako at medyo gumagabi na hinahanap ako na ako ng parents ko" I said to them

" Mamaya kana umuwi maaga pa naman " they said

They asked me if I am gonna stay a little bit longer and I agreed. It doesn't look like I have an option so I sat down again and now I am in front of guys introducing themselves like a politician campaigning for votes. Except for one guy he didn't give a damn about my number but then he offered me a ride home. He stated that he will just finish one more bottle of alcohol before he drives me home. I was like waiting for ages but then he never finished so I decided to call it a day and leave all by myself.

Some people just meant to be part of our life. After that night, our communication continued. We both fell in love with each other. It felt like everything was like I'm in the stars. We see each other daily and get accustomed to each other. He's like a drug. I got addicted to him as he is to me and all of the sudden unexpected and unplanned things happened boom!.

" Paano na lang ako nito, paano na lang ako kapag nalaman nila ito? Paano na lang ang pag aaral ko? Ano na lang ang sasabihin ng ibang tao sa akin? Ano na lang iisipin sakin ng mga relatives ko. Sana nakinig na lang ako sa magulang ko. Sana nakinig na lang ako sa kanila para hindi nangyari sakin to." I said to myself

I was drowning in tears thinking about the disappointment I had caused to myself and my family. I fear what the people will say. I am officially the kid who is lost in the middle of nowhere. I sob in pain with my thoughts but I found a light and hope knowing that my partner loves me and knowing that he will be in euphoric if he find out. I swallowed my fear and shrugged the thought away. I moved on with my life and accepted that teenage life was over. I see it like a sight of paper burning in a fire slowly fading together with the memories of my younger years.

Being pregnant I have to let go a lot of things. One thing I have to let go is what they called a key to success which my education. Eventhough i stoped my education I was still able to march for my grade 10th moving up. But afterwards I have to completely let go of studies because i need to look after my little one. I pretty much spend of my time to take care of my family and part of a house as a light I devoted my self in myfamily. I'm the mother hen who had the roost. But I enden up being cheated on , I was angry as scorching as fire that rages. I realized how much time I wasted spending with the wrong person. I must face this storm on my own , even tnough I'll be diving into a deep sea of unknown. I've made the decision to set sail and chart a new course , with my daughter as my first mate to a new home.

Life is a delicate balancing ino effect , one wrong decision can bring down everything I've built. I should always heed the advice of others who have gone before me, even if it doesn't seem to matter in the moment. That way I can make sure not to repeat the same mistake twice.

[taaaaangi]

UAE Trip p.3

Ako ata ang pinakahuling umalis sa plane. Hindi ako makasingit para kunin ung bag ko sa cabin, ayoko din naman maging cause of delay nila kaya nagpahuli na lang ako. yun din talaga yung isa sa cons kung naka window side ka lol. tapang ko magpahuli eh no, parang alam na alam ko ung lugar, ang plano ko susundan ko ung mag nanay na katabi ko sa plane hahaha anws, yun na lumabas na ko plane, aware ako na malaki ang airport ng Dubai and need sumakay ng train ganyan pero soooooooobrang layong lakaran naman. Hindi ko na alam kung paanong bitbit pa ung gagawin ko sa hand carry ko kasi sobrang bigat niya, 7kg mahigit ata yon kasi sila mama nag-ayos non eh. Imagine, naka ootd ka tapos may bitbit ka na mabigat na bag tapos hingal at pawisan ka. Buti na lang madali din intindihin ung signage nila don kung saan ka dapat pumunta at bumaba kaya nakapunta ako sa train ng walang problema, hingal lang. Sumakay ako don sa train para sa IO and baggage. Amazed ako. Sobrang amazed ako. 

IO time ulit. Pumila na kami para sa stamped ganyan, pinoy ung nag-assist samin tapos napansin ko lahat ng IO officers lalake. Wala din silang tanong tanong. Binigay ko lang ung passport ko and visa, pinatingin lang ako sa camera tapos stamped na ung passport ko, may libreng sim card pa. forda lakad ulit para naman makuha ung maleta ko. Wala na kong energy sa part na to sa sobrang pagod ko talaga sa hand carry ko. Bibili na ko ng de gulong na pang hand carry talaga. Hindi ako naghintay ng matagal sa bagahe kasi mabilis lumabas ung maleta ko. Ang next na pinroblema ko kung pano ko makikita si kuya. Hindi ko kasi alam saan ako mag exit ganon. Kaya ang ginawa ko sumunod na lang ako sa mga tao, unaware kung saan sila pupunta hahaha buti na lang din talaga malakas net don, nacontact ko si kuya. naupdate ko na din sila mama at wife ni kuya na nandon na ko. Sabi lang sakin lumabas ako airport. Edi labas naman ako. Pero pagka labas ko gusto ko na lang pumasok ulit sa loob sa sobrang lamig.Sinabihan naman nila ko na malamig nga doon ngayon kasi naka winter season sila, pero di ko inexpect na ganon ung lamig. Yung hangin sobrang lamig, parang hangin sa freezer sa mga grocery stores, ganon ung lamig niya talaga. Hanggang sa sabi ni kuya sakin “kita na kita” hahaha shet, after 4 years nakita ko yung kuya ko shet. Ang saya sa feeling. Sobrang di pa din ako makapaniwala non. Hindi ko nga maalala kung niyakap ko ba siya eh haha basta alam ko lang masaya.

Una niyang sinabi sakin “kamusta na, tagal nating di nagkita ah” HAHAHAHA kala mo di kami magkapatid eh. Sabi niya pa sakin “tour muna kita sa old Dubai”. Naka waze siya, alam ng mga kaibigan ko na hindi ako marunong mag operate ng waze, hindi ko alam kung tamang lugar ba ung natuturo ko ganyan pero ung time na  yon parang alam na alam ko ung lugar don lol. Punta kami sa Old Dubai. Sila kuya, ayaw nila sa Dubai kasi traffic daw. pero ung traffic na tinutukoy niya ung sa stoplight lang tsaka pag rush hour, mga past 3 na kasi ata kami nagkita eh. Punta kami sa Old Dubai, lakad lakad, at sobrang ginaw talaga. Para siyang Manila Bay, pero doon mabango lol 

hindi ko alam kung bakit wala akong picture nung mismong creek eme nila na may mga yate. -_- hindi na ata ako makafocus sa lamig kasi hahaha lol anws, yung kuya ko/tour guide ko nilibre ako sa SB, di ko din alam bat wala akong picture nung SB place na yon, my god, self. Nakakainis ka din minsan. Pero ung resibo nung SB meron ako, nkklk. Anws, kung icconvert mo sa peso ung tall SB don, doble ng presyo sa Venti dito ahaha kaya pag nag ttravel talaga, wag na wag mag cconvert. Almost 2 hours din ata kaming naglakad lakad dito. Lahat dito automatic. Automatic bubukas ung pinto sa CR, ung soap dispense automatic din, never sila nawalan ng tissue sa mga public toilets, well maintained din lahat and sobrang linis at bango. Hindi lang sa Dubai ha, sa lahat ng napuntahan ko sa Abu Dhabi, sa Sharjah, sa Khorfakkan. Amazed nanaman ako. Iba talaga pag naka experienced sa first world. Sobrang daming ibon din don, may feeding time sila ng mga ibon kaya kung nandon kami sobrang daming nagliliparan, halos pwede mo silang kunin sa taas ng ulo mo ganon. Ang ganda nila tignan tapos sunset pa non. Kada lakad din namin ni kuya may naririnig akong nag tatagalog hahaha 

Mga 7pm ata ung nag byahe na kami pauwi sa Abu Dhabi, 2 hrs drive kasi mula sa Dubai. tour guide na tour guide ung datingan ni kuya eh, bawat landmark don kinukwento niya. Wala, puro lang kami kwentuhan tapos nag drive thru sa Mcdo. English pa ko ng english pinoy pala ung kausap ko, nagtawanan pa tuloy kami ng cashier, narinig ko kasi siya nag tagalog sabi ko “Pinoy ka naman pala ate” hahaha tawa din siya eh. 

Susunduin namin si Alei sa birthday party. Iba ang party ng mga bata don, gabi hahaha 9 ung start nung party amp, mga 10pm ata kami nakarating don sa Jollibee sa Abu Dhabi na. Yung excitement ko makita si Alei, sobrang lala na. Akala ko nung una talaga di ako papansinin kasi pumunta siya don ng hindi pa gaano nakakasalita eh, pero niyakap niya ko agad :(((((( hindi ako makaiyak kasi lamig na lamig ako non. Ang una niyang tinanong sakin “Where’s raho?” (yung aso ko to) hahahayup, ung aso ung hinanap sakin eh, tapos paulit ulit niya sinasabi na “i miss you tita pau”. Ito talaga yung una kong anak kahit di lumabas 

sakin eh. Naiiyak ako habang tinatype to hahaha shet 

After niyan talaga, hindi na siya umalis sa tabi ko hahaha lagi gusto hawak kamay ko or gusto lagi ung attention ko nasakanya ganon. possessive eh hahaha 

Hindi pa tapos yan kasi nag-aya ung wife ni kuya tsaka mga kapatid niya na mag dinner, bigla ko ding naalala na wala pa kong proper meal after nung sa plane kaya kumain kami sa kawloon, asikasong asikaso talaga nila ko don, pati nung mga kapatid nung wife ni kuya. HIndi ko nga ramdam ung pagod eh. Walang jetlag nga kahit 10 hrs ung flight tapos may 4 hours diff ung time nila sa Manila. Akala ko after namin mag dinner, uuwi na kasi papahinga ganyan  aba hindi. Nag grocery pa kami hahahayup, partida buntis pa ung wife ni kuya nito ha, pero nag grocery pa kaming lahat. tapos hinatid yung mga kapatid ni ate sa bahay nila saka kami umuwi. Mga 1am na ata kami nakauwi talaga sa bahay nila. Hindi pa kami natulog non mga sis, nag ayos pa kami gamit ko. ung mga pasalubong ganyan. tapos nag shower pa. nanuod pa kami sa netflix. Kala mo talaga ung mga kasama ko mga tropa ko na oks lang kahit mag puyat eh. Ang kasama ko si kuya na pagod sa byahe, ung asawa niyang buntis, at yung anak nila na 3 years old pero sobrang dami pa ding energy. Halos 24 hours din akong gising kasi idlip idlip lang din naman ung ginawa ko sa plane eh hahaha Akala niyo tutulog na kami after non? hindi pa din mga dai jusko hahahaha nakipaglaro pa sakin si Alei, hindi pa siya matitigil kung di siya pinagalitan ng nanay niya hahaha sobrang lambing ni Alei, sabi niya sakin “tita, can you sleep with me?” tapos yung magkatabi na kami nakahawak lang ung kamay niya sa pisngi ko. tapos kwento nung wife ni kuya sakin “ayan si alei, hinaharot ka pa kanina eh tulog ka na” panay daw ang hawak sa mukha ko tsaka kiss. kaya pinagalitan daw niya kasi baka magising pa ko at pagod nga daw ako. Kung 3am kami natulog nagising din ako ng 6am. Nagising akong giniginaw. Wala na kong comforter, sinipa ni Alei. Sanay kasi si Alei sa aircon. Pawisin pati kaya kahit lamig na lamig sila kuya, malakas ung aircon nila. Ayaw din ng kumot ni alei. Magkatabi kami diba? Ayon, inalis niya kasi naiinitan siya kaya kawawa ako, nagising ng nangangatog hahaha di ko na din mahagilap ung comforter eh, nasa lapag na.  

Gago, 3am na pala. hayup. forda kwento pa ko dito. bukas ko tuloy. Mahaba haba pa pala to ahahaha lol 

Natutuwa ako ang vivid pa din nung memories ko don. Parang kahapon lang lahat nangyare kasi tanda ko pa siya. Considering na mabilis ako makalimot ng bagay bagay hahaha

[ronnieliang]

IT IS SO ALARMING! There are many impostors doing romance and catfish scams using my identity. It's happening not only in the Philippines but also in Europe. One fake account pretended to be a US Army and even created a fake Military I.D. using my photo. Another bogus profile friended people on social media and asked for meet-ups, another asked for money, and another flirted shamelessly using my pictures and videos. They deceived women who thought we were in a relationship for financial gain. I had heard it before but shrugged it off, thinking it wasn't serious. Pero sobrang dami na pala. People sent me proof that they gave money to these scammers and asked me if I had received them (Sa mga nag send, paki send po ulit kasi d ko na mahanap sa dami ng messages). Haist, Grabe! I hope the PNP Anti-Cybercrime Unit can do something about this. Punta po ako dyan one of these days. Hindi ko alam na ang dami ko na palang karelasyon sa iba't-ibang bansa (sanatrue haha) #becarefulwithromancescams https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn8XfXRvypo/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[lvenha]

I DON'T DO DR*GS!

SUMMARY: Partying is not your cup of tea but not when there's your childhood best friend, lee heeseung that will protect you. What if heeseung suddenly receives a call from you who wants him to help about something. You're not taking dr*gs are you?

🍒 PAIRINGS: bestfriend!lee heeseung x fem!reader

🍒 WARNINGS: SMUT! teenagers partying, use of viagra, reader is under influence of dr*gs, mentions of alcohol, unprotective s*x, p*netration, oral s*x - f receiving, nipple play.

"Jay, punta muna ako sa baba" Paalam ni heeseung sa lalaking pinaglalaruan ang lollipop niya as an alternative for cigarettes. Jay just nodded at his older friend flashing a smile that looks like a smirk because of the lollipop's stem between his teeth.

The music became loud as heeseung descended the stairs to the first floor of sunghoon's house. He sighed, he was always a party person pero minsan nakakasawa na.

This should be more enjoyable if Y/N was here, he thought looking around hoping to see some familiar faces from his friends. Heeseung started to walk toward the living room and luckily, he spot jungwon sitting on the couch in the center of the room.

Natawa si heeseung nung makitang nakaheadphone ang bata at nakapikit pa, badtrip na naman siguro 'to. He tapped his young friend on the shoulder which made the boy look back at him, Jungwon was annoyed at first. He thought it was someone he doesn't know but when he sees it was heeseung, his facial expression calmed down.

"Ubos na battery mo?" Tanong ni heeseung bago sumalampak ng upo sa tabi ni jungwon. "Ubos na ubos na." Jungwon replied getting his hyung's metaphor, his eyes involuntarily rolled around his skull.

Heeseung's forehead draw lines as he looks at the younger, "So, bakit di ka pa umuuwi?"

"May inaantay ako pero di na ata dadating" Jungwon replied that made the older one think. Ah, badtrip nga.

Heeseung was about to ask when someone abruptly sits on the other side of jungwon which made his words got cut. "Hinihintay niya crush niya, hyung. Loverboy na pala si jungwon" Niki said before plopping down beside jungwon and snaking his arms to its shoulder. The latter on the other hand glared at the youngest seemingly giving warning, not really sure if it's about the mentioning of his 'crush' or the way niki called him informally.

The glare made the youngest shut his mouth and heeseung released a chuckle, "Is this about that cute student council secretary?"

Hindi nagsalita si jungwon but niki nodded his head aggressively still not saying any words, afraid that it will push his cute hyung's buttons.

"Don't worry, won. If you want, tulungan kita na mayaya mo siya ma date?"

"It's not about that hee hyung. Badtrip si jungwon hyung kase nakita niya na dikit ng dikit yung P.R.O natin dun sa crush niya and then nagselos siya-"

"I'm not!" Sigaw ni won.

"Kung hindi, so tell us the reason bakit mo siya pinapunta dito sa party kahit alam mo naman na never siyang naging party person?"

"Wala... gusto ko lang iparanas sa kanya yung paraan natin ng fun"

"Eh ano naman sayo?" Tanong ulit ni niki. It was obvious that the youngest gain enough confidence to push won's buttons, lalo na ngayon, Jay is not around. If nandito pa si jay, niki would never do this.

Hindi na sumagot si jungwon but niki is still staring at him, a teasing smile on his lips. Pinalipat-lipat ni heeseung ang tingin niya sa dalawa, "Eh bakit? Nagseselos ka, niki?" Tanong niya sa kaibigan.

"Luh, asa ka hyung!" Niki immediately replied which made jungwon smirk, "Bahala nga kayo dyan, hanapin ko muna si sunoo hyung" He added before walking away and never look back even once to his friends which caused Heeseung to laugh.

"Siraulo talaga yun" The older whispered making jungwon nodded his head.

"Nga pala, hyung. Nandito si Y/N kanina ah..." Jungwon said changing the topic. The sudden mention of heeseung's childhood friend's name made his ear twitch. "Nandito si Y/N?"

Jungwon nodded, "Oo, di mo alam? I thought kanina pa kayo magkasama since hinila siya nila sunghoon hyung sa taas para maglaro and di ko na siya nakitang bumaba."

"Eh kasama ko sila sunghoon kanina eh. Kelan siya pumunta?" Heeseung asked who's standing up now ready to run to any rooms upstairs just to find you. Jungwon, on the oher hand, looked at his wristwatch. "I think... almost 1 hour ago na?" Jungwon answered, making heeseung whisper a 'shit' before shouting a 'thank-you' to jungwon and bolts towards the stairs and into the 2nd floor.

Fuck, bat di ka niya nakita kanina? Sunghoon was there in the room playing some games nung dumating siya and you are nowhere to be found. Heeseung did invite you to the party but you said you need to finish an output first that is due next week- which Heeseung didn't really understand, so akala niya hindi ka pupunta. Hindi naman sa wala siyang tiwala sa mga kaibigan niya, he did trust them but not sunghoon, most especially not the DRUNK sunghoon.

Jay looked at heeseung wide-eyed when the older suddenly stormed from the door, "Hyung, gago-"

"You saw Y/N?" Heeseung cutted jay, if it was a normal conversation and Heeseung didn't frantically looking for you then for sure, makakatikim si jay sa muntikang pagmura neto kay hee but this is not the case. He needs to find you, he needs to ensure that you are safe.

Kumunot ang noo ni jay, "Si Y/N? Nandito si Y/N?" Heeseung didn't answer, he seems impatient from the way his wide eyes stared at Jay and how his hands grip the door handle as he peeks into the room, ready to run again once he got the answer.

"No, hyung. Magkasama tayong pumunta dito kanina, right?"

Heeseung muttered a silent 'thank you' kahit na hindi naman talaga nakatulong yung sinabi ni Jay sa kanya. He runs towards the other rooms na katabi lang ng kwarto kung nasaan si Jay. Heeseung was about to open the door of the last room to the end of the hallway when he felt his phone vibrate.

Inis niyang tiningnan ito para i-reject but then he saw your caller ID. Heeseung pressed the answered button and immediately put his phone to his ear. "Fuck! Y/N, where are you?!" Sigaw na tanong ni Heeseung. Y/N didn't answer, he just heard some shuffling and heavy breaths. Tangina, are you fucking someone right now? Kumukulo ang dugo ni Heeseung sa naiisip niya.

"Y/N, answer me right now. Where are you?" Heeseung's voice was strained, it was full of worry, care, and... jealousy? May karapatan ba siyang magselos eh hindi naman kayo? But at this moment, Heeseung didn't really care. He needs to find you and know that you are safe. If you're really fucking someone nga then, so be it. He can deal with his heartbreak later after he knows you're safe.

"Heeseung..." You called, heavy breaths were heard after that. "Yes, Y/N?!" Heeseung almost shouted, he was getting more impatient. Almost like he's on the thin thread. It's a good thing that he's at the end of the hallway and hindi na masyadong rinig yung music sa baba but his feet can still feel the soft vibrations of the floor, that's why he can hear you clearly. "Help me please... so hot"

"Nasaan ka ba?"

He heard another sound. Did you just moan? You moan on the phone with him and he's not the one who's making you make that sound. Damn, He was so fucking offended.

"T-third floor..."

Heeseung didn't even wait for your sentences to finish, "Don't you ever move from there and wait for me. Papunta na ko." He replied before running towards the 3rd floor, the one that is restricted from outsiders other than sunghoon's circle.

"Y/N?!" He shouted before barging into the nearest room. Heeseung was ready to throw his hands on the man but there was no one other than you. There you were sitting on the floor at the end of the bed. Your back was resting at the end of the bed, legs folded as you hug your knees close to you. Your head was bent over, covering your face with your hair. Heeseung heard a muffled sound from you, "Y/N?" He called, walking closer and sitting beside you.

Tinapik niya ang ulo mo that causes you to look up. You are so red, so flushed and your breathing was heavy as you look at him. "What happened? May masakit ba sayo? Should I take you to the hospital?" He asks voice full of concern and worry. You shook your head as an answer. "S-sunghoon, made me drink..."

"He made you drink what?" Tanong ni Heeseung, his brows are furrowed. Ano na namang kalokohan ginawa ng kaibigan niya?

"I finished my o-outputs early and... decided to go after y-you. I met won and d-decided to wait for you to... together with him. Sunghoon saw me- and told me an nandun kana so s-sumama ako." You released a heavy sigh before continuing, "But w-when we got there, wala ka dun. I don't want t-to be kj kaya naglaro ako ng isang round ng truth or dare, n-napili ako for a truth na a-ayoko sagutin and ayoko din namang uminom ng alak so si-sinabi ko kay hoon. H-he told me to drink milk na lang so I did, after 30 minutes of waiting for you... I felt something di-different so I hid in here" Y/N added, she looks like in pain which made heeseung worried more. Her eyes have some tears as she looks at him.

"That's- ha!... that's when I realized... sunghoon put viagra on my drink. It's been an hour, hee and I can't... I just can't, please help me"

"Let's go to the hospital" Heeseung was about to lift Y/N into a bridal style but she stops him. "No, hee. I wanted YOU to help me out"

Heeseung's mouth opened for a minute. Believe him he wanted to but you're not in the right state of mind. Kumbaga, you can be compared to someone who is drunk and should never decide on something like this. In short, your consent is not valid.

"But Y/N as much as I wanted to, you're not on the right state of mind. Hospital ang kailangan mo, hindi ako."

"Ikaw ang kailangan ko!" You shouted at him. "Just fuck me good, hee... please?" You said voice feels like a whisper as you look at him with pleading eyes. Heeseung can feel his blood rushing down until at the very tip of his dick.

"You're saying that you don't want to but... that, says otherwise," You said nodding at his pants causing heeseung to look down at his pants. Tangina, tinayuan na nga siya. Paano bang hindi? Ang hot mo kaya.

"I don't want to take advantage of you, Y/N."

"You're not! Believe me... you're not. Please, take me, Heeseung."

Heeseung can't stop himself as he groaned, pulling you up before gently pushing you to the bed. "Are you really sure about this?" You nodded as Heeseung got on top of you, kissing you on your forehead before sealing your lips with his. You moaned in between you making out that made heeseung smile. You pushed heeseung on top of you causing him to lay on his back beside you, his eyes are wide as he looks at you get on top of him before sucking the sweet spot on his neck making him moan.

He loves this new you. Heeseung can't even imagine that he can be a witness of you being so bold and hot as fuck. You press your lips on him again. As you two make out, your hands travel down before grabbing his clothed dick. Heeseung groaned as he looks into your eyes, "Do you want to suck it?" He ask and you nodded, heeseung hummed, "Maybe, next time. This is about you and your pleasure, Y/N." He said pecking your lips and angling his head to suck at your neck that surely will leave a hickey tomorrow.

"Hee... nakikiliti ako"

"Tiisin mo, I need to mark you up real quick." He said, his tongue wetting the spot that he had just bitten. Heeseung's hand came into your top, grabbing your breast over your clothes. "Let's get rid of this" He whispered, unbuttoning your crop top and then removing your bra in front which made your tits fully exposed to him. Heeseung licks it with his soft tongue before pulling you into his lap making you strangle him. Your undone crop top and bra are messily hung from your arms.

Heeseung didn't waste any second sucking as he enjoyed playing with your tits while you hissed in pleasure. You can't help but to completely remove all your clothes from your body.

Fuck, it feels so good but the throbbing pain on your pussy made you need heeseung more. "Hee, quit teasing..." Heeseung chuckled and muttered a 'sorry'. He lays you on your back again before standing up and undressing. He remove his striped turtleneck before completely removing his jeans and boxers leaving him entirely naked. You watched him as he did and you unintentionally, swallowed your saliva when you see his girth and length.

Heeseung gets on the bed as he pulls your skirt and panties, you didn't even wait and just spread your legs to him which made heeseung laugh as he shakes his head. He didn't say anything and just pulled you in a kiss, "I'll make you feel good, Y/N." Heeseung whispered to your ear before his lips traveled south to your body, mouth not separating from your skin as he left soft butterfly kisses on you before kneeling on the floor, face in front of your pussy.

"Fuck, ang basa mo" He said, his hot breath making contact with your cunt. You were about to complain when heeseung lick your folds before completely drowning his face on you, mouth sucking your clit while you moan. Both of his arms, wrap around your legs to lock it.

You can't help yourself but snake your own hands under your own legs to try to steady and spread you further for heeseung. You felt him smile on your folds, pinching your nipples as a sign of thank you, now that his hands are free. It travels on your pussy again, getting some of your juices to spread with his index finger before shoving it.

Heeseung felt your tightness, your walls didn't want to let his fingers go. He pumped it a few times before adding second then third, you moan in response as heeseung shushed you. Departing his lips from your clit, "Shh... I need you to be ready for me" Bulong ni heeseung bago ipinagpatuloy ang pag pleasure sayo. The only sound na maririnig sa apat na sulok ng kwarto ay yung wet noise from your pussy and your heavy breaths.

Heeseung was like in heaven, you're voice sounds like heaven... you felt like heaven. It was just a fantasy nung una, he was just imagining you writhing from pleasure under him... the pleasure that comes from him. "Ah, fuck!" Another rush of blood came in his dick as he heard you moan. Your voice became loud as your walls clenched his fingers.

He look up to you, you were so fucked out. Hands turned white while gripping the pillow under your head, and your face was tilted to the side as if you want to hide. With one swift movement of heeseung's fingers, you finally came. Back arching as you squealed trying to catch your breath.

"Fuck... ugh...." You whispered as you close your eyes. "You okay?"

"Yeah, i-i still feels hot so... just please fuck me now." You breathlessly said before removing your wrist over your eye to look directly at heeseung. "Mas lalo akong natuturn on sa pagiging straightforward mo"

"Pansin ko nga..." Sagot mo at inilipat ang tingin sa boxer niya. You're face is so sexy, you're glowing and you look like a goddess.

Heeseung followed your line of sight and there he see his own weapon, looking so good and red as precum ooze from its head. It was obviously screaming for some pussy to suck him off that's why heeseung give in. He turns you around making you lay on your stomach before getting on top of you. "You ready?" Heeseung asks and you nodded then you felt him stretching you up to the fullest. "Fuck!" Both of you groaned.

"Tangina ang sikip mo!" Sabi ni Heeseung as he tried his best to fill you. Siguro dahil na rin sa fact na you just cum kanina ay mas nag double yung init at sikip ng puke mo, idagdag mo pa na it's been almost 6 months after your last sex. "Fuck, hee..." You whispered, your eyes closed as you whimper in pleasure. Heeseung kisses your lids allowing you to adjust to his length.

"Ha... you can move hee" And heeseung gratefully heed your plead. He pulled his hips back until tip na lang yung natira and then pushed inside again slowly, which made you sigh in satisfaction.

"Sarap?" He whispered on your ear. You hummed before nodding, "Masarap"

Tangina, hindi mo naman first time pero dahil sa laki ni heeseung ay parang ganun na lang din ang nangyari, though it was not a painful feeling. It was weird but more on the pleasurable side.

As much as you want heeseung to be rough with you dahil na nga rin sa effect ng viagra ay hindi rin pwede. You don't want heeseung to be burdened with guilt after, just for your pleasure. Alam mo na, in the first place it's your safety that he thinks and nothing else.

After some time, heeseung picked up his pace when he felt you relax around him. As his thrust escalated so are your cries of praise for him.

"Ah... Ah! Fuck, Hee! Yes! Please faster, baby!" And again heeseung heed your demands pleasuring you to no end while you moan for him. He suddenly pulled out of you which made you whine and before you even process it, he suddenly turn you again making you face him into a missionary position. Walang sabi sabi ay ipinasok niya ulit ang tite niya sayo na naging dahilan ng pag sigaw mo, not in pain but in pleasure.

"Tangina, Heeseung!" Sigaw mo as you felt him thrusting in and out again. He adjusted himself, putting both of his hands under your leg before pushing it to spread you even further as he fastened his pace.

The stunt made you scream in pleasure, you even bet that you are slowly but surely losing your sanity as he fucks your brain out m. Heeseung looked at you, you are so lost in the black hole of glee. Your eyes are closed, and your mouth was opened as you moaned.

He then takes it as a chance to grab your breast, squeezing it. His hands left your legs as heeseung felt that you were spreading it yourself. Heeseung's lips came in contact with your neck, as much as he wants to kiss you ay ayaw niyang mawala ang tunog ng ungol mo. It was turning him on so much.

"Open your eyes, baby..." You tried but you can't, it was so good that your eyes can't help but be glued together tight shut. Nilakasan mo ang ungol mo in response, hoping na makukuha ni heeseung ang message mo but he didn't, "Open your eyes for me, Y/N" He said, voice strained as he release a groaned. After some seconds your eyes were slightly opened but you're still having a hard time, "Now, scream my name, baby. Let people hear how good I make you feel, how good I fuck you as you look at my eyes."

You compose yourself, opening your eyes more than before as you look at heeseung's eyes still moaning. Your face was contorted with pleasure all over it, "Ah! Fuck, Heeseung! Ah!" You screamed as heeseung released a low moan. The intensity of pleasure, heeseung's presence, and demands doubled your bliss as you moaned his name nonstop, still trying to look at his eye while tears came down from your lids. "Tangina, it feels so good, heeseung! Ah!" You were trembling, your whole body trembled while heeseung change his thrust. It became more faster and shorter, sobrang feel na feel mo siya sa pinakadulo ng pagkababae mo and it made you feel so fucking good. Para kang nasa langit, feeling mo sasabog kana.

"More! Heeseung! Ah! More please! Faster!" Heeseung did as he felt your walls clenched around his dick together with the feeling of a knot inside him. "Come inside me, heeseung!" You moaned to his ears which made both of you let go and cum. Heeseung's hips didn't stop as he rides his high, cumming inside you. When he felt that he was done, he then finally collapsed beside you pulling you closer as he spoons you. You two are still trying to calm your breathing. Heeseung kissed you on top of your head and you felt yourself calming under his touch.

"I'm gonna kill sunghoon tomorrow. Good night, baby" That's the last thing you heard before sleep comes for you.

You hummed as you slightly shift and felt some arms around you that also shifted together with your body. Your eyes looked up to see heeseung sleeping, his breath and heartbeat are slow. His other hand is behind your head pulling you closer to him.

"Morning?" He said in a raspy voice na ikinakunot ng noo mo. "Hoy, bat hindi mabaho hininga mo tuwing umaga?"

Halatang nagulat si Hee sa sudden outburst mo but he finds it cute, "I just did you last night tas yan yung unang sasabihin mo sakin?" He said smiling, you can't help but remember all the things he did last night that made you blush.

"I think it's because I drink so much water everynight?" He said not really sure. "Pero bakit ba hininga ko pinag-uusapan natin?"

"Ano ba dapat nating pag-usap-"

"Yung tungkol sa'tin, ano ka ba?" Kunot noong sabi ni Heeseung sayo, "Did I fuck you so good that your brain isn't fully functioning?" dagdag niya habang nang-aasar. Parang sira.

"Wag nga masama ugali, Hee. Napaka naman, ang aga aga."

"So?"

"Ano?" Heeseung rolled his eyes, "I like you, ever since highschool." Upon hearing those words your world seems to stop. He likes you? You? Prank ba 'to? Heeseung noticed that you freeze, his lips parted before averted his gaze. "I-I don't care if you don't like me-"

"I like you too, Hee!" Sigaw mo sa kanya as both of you panicked. "Sabi ko nga- Wait... Really?!!!"

You rolled your eyes at him and said 'yes' again. "I can't believe that you like me all this time. Ang dami mo kayang girlfriend na pinapakilala sa'kin"

"Masisisi mo ba ko? Sa gwapo kong- ARAY!" Sigaw niya nung hinampas mo siya sa braso. "On a serious note, I tried to move on that time kase as cliche as it is, ayoko masira yung pinagsamahan natin. You remember those times na umiiwas ako sayo...?" You nodded at him as your remembered those times in your highschool time. Bigla na lang umiiwas si Heeseung sayo, biglang nawawala and then after a week magpapakita na parang walang nangyari.

You didn't confront him about that until now since that time, you wanted to give heeseung his own space. You thought na ganun lang talaga, na nagbabago kayong dalawa. Hindi naman kailangan na porket magbest friend since you two remembered ay need niyo nang sabihin lahat sa dalawa. Of course, you two will have your own world.

"...I tried to forget those feelings by avoiding the person who I felt those feelings for pero di ko pala kayang di kita nakikita or nababadtrip sa isang araw. The next thing I knew, my feelings grow ng walang pasintabi." Heeseung explained as he carresed your hair. "Tayo na, ah! Wala ng bawian!" Sigaw niya na parang bata. Gusto mo mang umirap sa pagka-childish niya ay tumawa ka na lang at tsaka yumakap sa kanya. Buti na lang gwapo ka.

You two stayed in the bed for some time, both are engulfed in a comforting silence as you lay your head on heeseung'a chest while his hands draw small circles or pinch your arm while the other was scrolling through his phone. All of the sudden, Heeseung get up, leaving the white sheet for your naked body since nakaboxer na siya. He stands up and started to walk towards the door.

"Saan ka-"

"Dyan ka lang. Kukunin ko lang yung breakfast..." Kaya pala nagscroll kanina, sabi mo sa isip mo habang nagsusuot ng tshirt si Heeseung "And I'm gonna kill someone"

"Huh?" Nagtatakang tanong mo sa kanya, you were about to add a question but your voice was cut off with the sound of doors closing. It was silent for a moment until you heard a pterodactyl-like scream was heard from downstairs.

"Sunghoon..." You muttered as you laughed. For sure, Heeseung was the reason why he screamed. Medyo naamazed ka pa since nasa third floor ka pero rinig na rinig talaga. Suits him right.

EXTRAS:

"Y/N! Ikaw na!" Sunghoon shouted pointing at you before he chugged his drink. Lasing na nga. "Okay, so truth or dare?" Sunghoon asks, eyes boring into you. "

"Truth" The whole circle shouted, "Okay, so do you like heeseung hyung?"

Natigilan ka. You won't be surprised if one of your most observant friends, sim jaehyun, knows about your budding feelings for your childhood best friend. Halata na yung feelings mo but you are hardheaded, you refuse to confess your feelings to people that is not heeseung.

"No"

"Ey, Y/N. Wag na tayong maglokohan dito- oh shit, wait may tumatawag sa akin." Medyo nakahinga ka ng maluwag when jake excuses himself. "If you don't want to answer the question, then do the consequences" Sunghoon chimed in before sitting beside you.

"And? What is it?"

"You drink milk" He answered, his hands giving you a glass of white liquid. You sniff it and wala naman siyang kahit an among amoy, that's when you chugged it in one down.

"Hoon, musta ka na?" Sagot ni Jay habang nakangiti, "Masakit pa rin... ang kirot." Sagot niya habang inaabot ang ulam.

"Siraulo ka kase." Heeseung chimed habang nilalagyan ng kanin ang pinggan ko.

"Do you know that viagra is dangerous? Buti na lang at gatas pa yung pinainom mo kay Y/N at hindi beer. Lagot ka talaga kay Heeseung hyung if nagkataon" Dagdag ni Jake.

"Wala akong excuse, it's my fault naman talaga... sorry ulit, Y/N" I smiled at Hoon, "Okay lang..." I felt heeseung's eyes on me as if tinubuan ako ng buntot. "But... ililibre mo ko for the whole month" I added as I doubled my smile, heeseung laugh together with the boys as he looks at me as if he was proud.

"Mamumulubi ka, sunghoon hyung" Sabi ni Jungwon habang tumatawa.

"Wait, teka nga... so ano na status niyo?" Sunoo asked as he point at me and heeseung. "Kami na" Sagot ng katabi ko at naghiyawan ang buong barkada. "Congrats lods di kana torpe" Sigaw ni niki na nakapagpatawa sa akin.

"Let's celebrate!"

"Sige ba! basta ikaw magbayad, jay. Ikaw nakaisip eh" Heeseung told as we all laugh again.

"Teka... curious ako, anong palang ginawa ni heeseung hyung kay sunghoon hyung? Ang lakas ng sigaw niya kanina ah" Niki asked as I looked at heeseung also curious.

"Kinurot ko sa nipples" Walang pasintabi na sagot ni Heeseung that causes jake to spill the water that he was drinking on jay's face that made us laugh. "Tangina, pre ang baboy!" Sigaw niya habang kumukuha ng napkin.

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The Owl House as Filipino high school students: Tagalog version

not trying to erase anyone's identity here, just some fun self-indulgent filo headcanons with the owl house cast. I'll make an english version soon maybe. :P

Luz Noceda

Bardagol left and right (for a good cause naman madalas)

Academic rivals na medyo hindi with Amity na naging lovers sa gitna ng school year

Paunahan sila recitation pero puro mali naman sagot

Linalaban sa mga poster making contests, pinupuntahan din kapag kailangan magpa-drawing

101% energy binibigay sa class roleplays

Amity Blight

Class president na may lahing pagka-maldita

"Lumayo layo ka nga sakin nandidilim paningin ko sayo"

Dala lahat ng materyales pati lahat ng size sa papel tuloy pinaghihingian every quiz time

Kunwari di kinikilig kapag nakikitang atat si Luz na ma-beat sya sa recit

Gagawa ng project ang paalam yun pala tumakas para makasama si Luz

Willow Park

Elected as class secretary kasi sya pinaka maganda ang sulat

Halaman pinapadala imbes na floorwax

Best in PE at binabato sa sports event at intrams

Natitirang matino at may braincells sa section nila

"Guys umiiyak na si class pres respeto naman oh!"

Gus Porter

Sulsol at Class clown

"Uy payag ka ginaganyan ka lang? kung ako yan-"

Sya din may pinakaalam sa lahat ng chismis sa school, kapag may kailangan kang malaman syempre sakanya unang punta

Ginagawang host every school event

Boscha

Late na nga may dalang starbucks pa

Strictong dance leader, laging from the top kapag may konting mali

Kapag di naging leader sa kahit anong mga project magiging bida-bida

"SUGGESTION LANG EH BAT BA KAYO NAGAGALIT"

Volleyball player din at madalas nakikipag away kay Willow

Hunter

Conyo boy na nag transfer mid-semester

Sheltered na walang alam sa buhay kahit magsaing lang gumagamit pa measuring cups ay jusko

Elected as Class escort kasi crush ng bayan

Teacher's pet kaso nag rebelde din by the end of the school year kasi inimpluwensyahan ni Luz

Edric Blight

Laging may bitbit na gitara kahit intro sa "love yourself" lang alam

Magpapaalam pumuntang cr pero pagbalik may dalang pagkain galing canteen

Lowkey teacher's pet at nabubuhay sa kahit anong validation

"Ma'am ako na po dyan ako na rin po magbuhat ng bag mo"

Emira Blight

Class treasurer dahil mayaman

Nag titirintas ng buhok kapag free time

Stem ang planong course sa college

"Hala teh nasugatan ka? Eto vicks oh magagamot yan pramis"

Puro "wag nalang mag aral" pero nasa with honors din naman

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How will you define a mistress? Sabi nila, a slut, whore, kabet, number2, ahas, mang aagaw etc. Just wondering if all people ay galit sa mga mistresses. Kasi, di naman lahat ginusto yung ganung sitwasyon. Nagmahal ka lang naman. Eh ang kaso, yung taong minahal mo ay di na malaya. Since from the start alam mo ng may asawa, sumige kapa rin. Kaya in the end, ikaw yung nag sa suffer.

Oo sa simula, parang laro lang. Game ka sa lahat ng bagay, at game din sya. 17 yrs agwat namin sa isat isa. 20 ako, 37 sya that time. Nag simula sa Hi and Hello, hanggang naging chatmate. You found someone na mapapaglibangan since galing nga ako sa break up. At sya anti boredom since naka on board sya sa barko. Til, naka graduate ako ng college. We decided na mag meet na. Ang usapan is pupuntahan mo ko sa province ko, pero in the end nauwi sa Manila ang meet up natin. That was the first time na magkikita tayo ng personal. Although nagkakilanlan na tayo thru video call and chat, nalaman natin na iisa pala yung birth place natin kaya lalo tayo naging interested sa isa't isa.

So eto na nga. Paglapag ng eroplano sa NAIA, ikaw una nakakita sakin. Well, wala naman tayong na feel na awkwardness sa isa't isa ng oras na yon. Sumakay tayo ng taxi and we ended at Hotel kung san tayo nag spent ng gabi. Yes, we made love that time. No need to detailed kung ano ngyare. After that, sinamahan kita sa Kalaw kasi may inaayos kang papers nun. And yun din yung first time na na snatchan ako. Di ko makakalimutan yun. Dahil nga siguro sa promdi ako kaya ngyare yun so lesson learned na.

And dahil doon, sabay tayo umuwi ng province natin non. Magkaiba lang tayo ng barangay. Sumakay tayo ng van, and nag spent ng week sa atin and sabay na din tayo lumuwas pa manila non. That time dun mo ko pinatira sa tita mo some where in Taguig. Siguro umabot lang ako ng 2 weeks doon kasi sa dinami dami ng tao sa Manila, nakita tayo ng sister ng asawa mo na magkasabay habang naglalakad pauwi. So, nagka issue doon at need ko ng lumipat ng place. Well, thanks god kasi nasa manila din yung brother mo which is nkikitira din sa pinsan mo. Dun muna tayo nag stay. Nakilala ko yung pinsan mo kung saan niyaya din nya ako mag apply. Luckily natanggap kami pareho pero magkaiba kami ng company. Tuloy parin naman tayo, hanggang sa lumipat na din tayo somewhere in Pasay na near sa workplace ko. Nag rent ako ng bedspace. Ikaw umuwi kana muna ng province. Tuloy parin naman ang communication natin. Nagtatrabaho ako, ikaw nag hihintay nalang ma process ang papers mo para makasakay agad.

And yun na nga, sasakay kana kinabukasan. So lumuwas ka ng Manila at nagkita tayo. As expected we made love again. Ang alam ko hindi kayo ok ng asawa kaya di ka nila hinatid sa Airport. May work ako that day kaya di narin kita nasamahan.

Lumipas ang oras, araw at buwan. Mas lalo natin minahal ang isa't isa. Lagi tayo magka video call, lagi tayo magkachat. Hanggang sa mag lock down dahil sa pandemic. Nawalan ako ng work dahil doon. At mas lalo ako na homesick. Nakakaiyak lang dahil ang daming panahong nasayang at nakatigil lang sa bahay. Ikaw ang lagi kong inaabangan nun, nakakalungkot lang dahil minsan wala kang signal ng 4 to 5 days. Napapaiyak lang ako nun sa lungkot. Dahil doon nakilala ko si Emon. Nagkasala ako sayo nun. Pero inisip ko nalang na may asawa kang tao. Gusto ko din sana magka bf ng walang sabit although d ko din naman alam kung may asawa o wala ang taong yun dahil di rin sya magkkwento. Kaya nag dalwang isip din ako na magsabi ng totoo sayo.

Time passed by. Malapit kana bumaba. Excited na ako makita ka. Gustong gusto na kita mayakap. At yun na nga, nandito kana sa Pinas. Naka quarantine ka at hinihintay nalang ang paglabas mo. Pero since malapit lang ung hotel na pinag quarantinan sayo nakaka puslit ka papunta satin. We made love again after a long months kahit kinabukasan p dapat ang labas mo.

Nag spent ka ng week sakin. Kumuha narin tayo ng apartment para mag live in. Hanggang sa mag decide ka na kumuha ng pwesto sa palengke. Di kana umuwi nun sa bahay nyo. Pero one day, nalaman amo ang tungkol kay emon. Hanggang sa nagka chat kayo at nalaman mo ang tungkol sa amin. Nagalit ka noon. Hindi mo ko inimikan. Natakot akong iwan mo. Pero nanatili ka sakin kasi sabi mo mahal mo ko... So, Nag isip ka ng business na pagkaka abalahan while nasa lupa ka. Mejo masakit sa bulsa ang renta at d naging maganda ang kita sa pagkakarendirya dahil sa kompetisyon, location at tao. Lockdown padin that time. Nagalaw nadin ang sarili kong pera nun. Pero ok lang kasi papalitan mo naman kapag nakasakay kana ulit. So nag isip ka ulit ng another business which is palengke. Mgtitinda ng isda dun at aangkat p mismo sa province natin. Tinulungan kita sa pag bebenta ng isda sa palengke, which is d rin naman nag tagal... Malaki na rin ang nabitawan kong pera doon. Malapit nadin ako maubos. Yes, ako ang nag bibitaw ng pera since wala naman syang nauwi na pera ng bumaba sya. Nasa asawa nya lahat. Di nagtagal nag lipat tayo ng apartment na mababa sa inuupahan ntin ng una. Di rin tayo nagtagal kasi nalaman ng asawa mo kung saan tayo naroroon. Naeskandalo tayo ng husto ng panahong yun. Pero nanatili ka parin sakin. Dahil doon, nag hanap na naman tayu ng marerentahan. Nagtindahan naman tayo dun pero wala parin ngyari. Malapit na talaga tayo maubos. Pero ok lang kasama naman kita.. Sobrang mahal na natin ang isat isa para sumuko. Di narin kita kaya bitawan kahit mejo nahihirapan narin ako. Sobra sobra nadin kasi nainsulto ang pagkatao ko dahil sa asawa mo which is oo nasasaktan ako, pero may karapatan ba ako masaktan? kabit lang ako. ako nang agaw, nakapanakit din ako pero nagmahal lang din naman ako at pinaparamdam din namn nya na mahal nya ako. Lagi sila nagtatawagan pero away lang naririnig ko kaya nakampante ako na ako nga yung pinili nya. Di ko itatangging ikinatuwa ko yun.

Dahil sa wala na kami, napilitan syang humiram ng 50k kay mama. At isasauli pagkatapos ng tatlong bwan. Mejo naging maluho kami ng panahon na yun. Dahil sa gusto namin i cherish ang isat isa nag punta kami kung san san.. hanggamg sa malapit na naman maubos ang pera.. Dahil dun, nag decide kami na uuwi nalang ako sa probisya ko sa visayas kung san ako nag aral. Naka empake na lahat ng gamit ko at pinauna ko na sa cargo dahil mag pi plane nalang ako.

Pero na cancel ang flight ko. Two times yun. Hanggang sa nag decide nalang kami tumira sa isang town sa province namin. Walang isang oras na drive mula sa kanila. So kumuha kami ng motor, ako nag down at nag monthly. Yun ang ginawa nyang service mula sa kanila hanggang sa lugar kung san ako. Hinahayaan ko sya umalis para maghanap buhay sya. Minsan ako sumama sa papunta sa town namin pero nagkasalubong kami ng asawa nya. So nag habulan ng motor hanggang sa mahuli kami. Nagkasakitan kami pero d ako lumaban. Inawat naman sya para di na ako msaktan. After a week, same scenario, nagkita kami sa daan. Gagawa na naman ng scene ang asawa nya. Kaya tinanong ko nalang yung lalaki, kung uuwi kana ba? sabi nya hindi. Nagtanong ulit ako, mahal mo paba? sabi nya hindi. Sumabad ang asawa nya na wag na kami papakita dun. Buti nalang napadaan ang classmate ko nung high school at pinasakay na ako sa motor nya kaya sila naiwan dun.

After non, Late na sya umuuwi dahil gabi daw sila lumalaot. Pero ang di ko alam pumupunta punta na pala sya sa bahay nila, sa asawa nya. Para lang naman daw sa mga bata pero sakin naman umuuwi, so hinayaan ko. Kasi tiwala ako sa kanya.

Hanggang sa nalaman ko na madalas na sya umuuwi dun, na depress ako kasabay ng pag iisip ko dahil delayed ako. Nag PT ako and confirm buntis ako. Di ko alam gagawin ko. So nag post ako ng PT sa account nya at nakita yun ng anak nya. Nagalit sya sakin dahil sa ginawa ko at pumunta sya sa bahay nila para magpaliwanag dun. Di ko alam kung ano napag usapan nila. Ng gabi umuwi sya sakin at nag usap kami. Tinanong ko sya kung itutuloy namin. Wala naman ako balak ipalaglag ang baby ko, gusto ko lang malamn kung ano isasagot nya sa tanong ko which is sabi nya bat ipapalaglag eh ginawa natin yan. Dahil dun naka hinga ako ng maluwag. Tinanong ko sya ng maraming beses kung mahal p nya asawa nya. Ilang beses sya humindi. Pero ng tinanong ko sya sa pagkakataong yun kung mahal prin nya, ang sagot nya oo. Nasaktan ako ng labis nun. Eh pano ako? sagot ko. Nandito parin naman ako sayo diba? pero d ako kontento sa sagot nya. Ang sakit sakit. Halos pgbgsakan ako ng langit at lupa nun. Talagang sobra akong nasaktan. Naniwala ako noon sa mga pangako nya. Akala ko sapat na ako. Akala ko lng pala yun. Sabi ko bakit kami umabot sa ganun, bakit pinaniwala nya ako, sagot nya di ko kasi nakikita ang sitwasyon nila noon. Nalungkot ako sa mga sagot nya sakin. Nawalan na ako ng pag asa na maayos ang lahat. Umalis din sya pagtapos namin mag usap. Di ko alam kung san sya natulog. Marami ng nabago saming dalwa.

Hanggang sa dumalang na lang yung uwi nya sakin. Kaya pumunta ako malapit sa kanila kasi ang usapan namin is kada dalwang araw sya sakin at sa kanya, kaya tinawagan sya ko sya kase susunduin ko sya. Di sya makapag motor nun kasi masakit kamay nya kaya ako na ang sumundo. \Sabi ko magkita kami kung hindi ppunta mismo ako sa bahay nila. Desperada na ako ng panahong iyon. Kaya pumunta sya pero kasunod nya ang asawa nya. Sabi ko wala ako balak makipag away, gusto ko lang makipag usap. Di naiwasan ang iringan naming dalwa hanggang sa nagtanong asawa nya, ano na? pumili ka sa aming dalwa, ako o sya? ang sagot nya parehas kayong importante sakin. Kung pipilitin mo ko sumagot wala ako pipiliin, parehas ko nalang kayo susuportahan kung meron ako. Satisfied na ako sa sagot nya kasi expected ko na syempre asawa ang pipiliin nya.

Kinausap ko sya na akala ko ba sakin sya ng araw na yun.? Sabi nya may therapy padaw sya hinihintay kaya sunduin ko nalang sya ng alas 5 ng hapon. So ganun nga ginawa ko. Pero di rin naman nasunod ung schedule na yun kaya hinayaan ko na.

Naghihintay nalang ako kung kelan sya uuwi sakin. Di ko alam kung ano magiging ending namin. 2 months pregnant palang ako at marami pa pwede mangyari. Ano kaya mangyayari pag nakalabas na baby ko. Magiging mas miserable kaya buhay ko? Bakit nangyayare sakin to? of all people, bakit ak0?

Daming manghuhusga sakin. Pero pasensya na, nagmahal lang naman ako.

-obob sa pag ibig!

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Laksa Meets Sangria: Sedated Southside Stories  Two of my OG super low-key friends decided to catch up and settled for a housewarming visit that’s supposedly last September. Yep, we’re the 37-year olds who are more likely to have a “biglaang lakad talaga ang natutuloy” bunch. These two gents have been with me since high school.  The owner of the house asked us if wanted home-cooked laksa or Tajimaya. We settled for laksa. He even told us that it’s his first time to cook for a guest. I told him na tumigil siya. Hindi ako impressed kasi ang tagal niya magluto. He got some brie and manchego, too. I brought dinuguan, sangria, bottled tuyo and tinapa. Our other friend brought wine and Ritz which oddly pairs well with the cheese. More than the food coma after a really good fast, this sedated Saturday is a really, really curious one.  My other friend is a doctor who chooses to serve the underserved mothers who give birth in one of the busiest public hospitals in NCR. He devotes his time to exploring life outside Manila and enjoys Negros and Siquijor. Sakto, before his first trip there, he saw my stories and he asked me how the islands are. :D Sabi ko, bilisan niya punta kasi more than Hometown Chacha vibes doon. LOL. Told him to check out Palawan as it is also a really potent spot especially these days. If our schedules and pake sa life align, we can go together. As Tigers (born 1986), this is a quirk and a reality that we are managing. LOL. No hard feelings but that’s how we roll, babbbyyyy. Daming ganaps. Daming gusto. Too little time.  The owner of the house dabbles with the colorful world of pharma and comms. HAHAHAHA. No deep dive here because this universe is a Pandora’s box on its own. ;) But, so proud of this Aries ex-shithead because he is a dad of three already and has his fucked up ego in place, finally. 

We used to argue a lot ages ago because he reaches out to me during times of trouble. Akala niya ako si Mother Mary so he comes to me. Sineryoso ko talaga pagiging ninang nung eldest niya kaya no deal mga rason niya kahit well-articulated at sandamakmak na rebuttals. Tabi. Bubundulin kita. Hayup ka. Kidding aside, eto ‘yung isa kong barkada na nakakatikim talaga ng real kung real talk sagad levels from me, always. ‘Yung kulo-dugo levels na sobrang intense ko pagsabihan siya. Ang maganda is ‘di siya offended kasi sabi niya, totoo naman daw lahat ng sinasabi ko. :p His three kids are really, really, really lovely. Lahat, walang tapon unlike their dad. LOL. Kakapagod lang mag-English because they don’t speak Tagalog. They speak Bisaya. Plus, I don’t have patience for bonding over Switch with them talaga. LOL.  I really love bonding with these two kasi iba talaga kausap mga lalaki as a legit one of the boys kahit girly ang look ko at times. No pun intended. Parang laging naka-bullet points/flowchart/Excel and at this age, may emotional intelligence na sila na parang pang late 20s or early 30s. Pun intended. :D Plus, syempre, spoiled ako. May driver. May cook. May dishwasher.  May taga-tibag ng yelo na marami. May tagabitbit ng gamit kahit kaya ko naman. May taga-payong kahit ayoko rin. May bouncer. Without benefits pa ‘yan, so perfect!  By the way, the laksa is really good. I recommend to put more umami mala-Food Wars para addictive. It’s a mild, less creamy Malaysian version that reminds me of an ex-comfort food which is hotpot. I also requested for very firm noodles which he nailed, too. Galing. Not bad. Not bad. Puwede na. 

He’s putting up a food kiosk soon and I think that for the target market, this might be something interesting. I suggested na dapat may kasamang cendol na samalamig style para tubong-lugaw na, full experience of Malaysia, Truly Asia pa. (Gah, I miss food trip in Malaysia kahit sobrang humid and funky smell all around. Super underrated and super mura pa!) We’ve also tackled about a possible collab so, alam na this forda bills and the life after the bills, too! (Mhie, need talaga natin ng steady passive aggressive income streams because hyperinflation iz realllzzz lalo sa BGC gaming.) 

_____ Spent my first day of long leave in a neighborhood where my first not so tiny house could have been back in 2015 era. Funny how, I am on a roll in as far as connecting the dots backwards has been going. Solid na solid kahit sabaw na sabaw talaga ako sa mga ganaps ng 2023.  Perhaps, one of the most generous offers I got in the jobs I’ve been in is a housing plan in the quiet side of Nuvali. LOL. Such a fantastic offer, to be honest; and I was really taken aback even until now.  Back then, I was still in between the “KID” or “NO KID” era because we basic like that din naman noon. LOL. This spot is spot on for raising a family even when you’re a single parent (my go-to choice as an independent house plant) or an atypical family where there can be two moms running the home. Sige na nga, puwede na rin male na more than a sperm donor; basta pasok sa ayon sa nararapat na core values ko+++. Damn, those days, baby! So, it was really a plot twist that is on the cusp, right?  Plus, the planned biking lanes and the whole idea of an ecopolis really magnetized me. A LOT. A WHOLE LOT. 

After weeks of reflecting and overthinking, I concluded that the offer was too generous as I am off to the road less taken. Crazy, right? Of course, there were pushes and pulls, but, deep inside, I had to align my core rooted in going for organic growth. LUH. LUHHH. Dammnnn.  It was not an easy decision to make especially for a Bronx girl like me who is in her kinda adult, but not quite era; if you know what I mean. I was on my way to the big 3-0, and looking back, I was faced with two evils, two delights. This is where I realized that I am indeed not easily impressed. Periodtttt.  I had to uproot myself to move beyond my WHY. Little did I know that what I am after is my WHY NOT. Again, crazy but, that’s me. Was it ego? Yes and no. Was it pride? Hell, yes, THEN. Was it something I regret now? Hell, no. Hell, no!  While the idea of a 5-year solid career path was laid before me, the truth is that I yearn for earning my own stripes and profound battle scars. I had to say au revoir to my people then, because I have to be MY OWN PERSON. Being my own person means choosing to invest on myself because time is my currency. It was a tough call, but it made me tougher; even when I knew the journey I was off to would be long, winding and stormy.  When I got my tiny house near Tagaytay a few years back, this life chapter from my old life resurfaced. 2015 along with its ebbs and flow had to take place because it was what led me to my real bucket list hit. (Also, this was not part of my grand plan, either. It just happened.)  

I have a bucket list that’s devoid of social pressure, the glitz and glam, the route usually taken. It had to wait because I have to be more intentional instead of reaching for diamonds in the sky and superstars. Again, it was not easy and there were many, many times that I sighed over Nuvali “could-have-been” especially when I go biking there years back. Ganda ng biking lanes. Hard to beat talaga. LOL. (But, let’s see how the bike lanes near Tags will pan out. Inip na ako pero sige, sanay naman akong maghintay.)  However, 2019 & 2020 came and I guess, this is where my VENI, VIDI, VICI era officially started without me knowing it. This Saturday, I came home smiling as I shake my head one too many times. Thank you, universe for continually taking me to the unknown and the uncertain. Thank you for allowing me to become my own person in a world filled with too much noise, too much apathy, and too much keeping up with the Kardashians & Musks, too. Thank you for leading me back to spaces and paces where I can really tell myself, the world or the universe, rather, that milestones are made of roadblocks, detours, dead ends, U-turns, zigzags, bridges and even fallen bridges, too.  May I continue to choose the path less taken; but this time, may my pride and my mighty walls be pruned. May my pruned people, spaces and paces continue to grow organically as I share my tiny and kinda big sticks, too. In the same manner, may I learn, unlearn and relearn more as I curate real and lived stories in the name of love, light and shadows. Lezzzgowww, 2024!  PS: Taurus szn 2023 is indeed keeping me pumped. Grabe siya ihhh. Why naman ganun? Universe be like: why noooot? Right? 

[torpengromantiko]

Share ko lang so ayun nasa Cafe ako kanina tas nag chat yung crush ko na mukhang masarap daw magmilk tea kasi mainit. So ayun dahil hindi ako marupok at malandi edi nag reply ako. Sabi ko nasa cafe ako, gusto mo mag milk tea? Gagawan kita. Haha partida naka ECQ p naman ngayon. So ayun sabi niya punta daw sya sa cafe tatambay. So ayun naupo ako sa labas tas dumating siya tas sabi nya mag grabfood daw kami kasi nagugutom sya tas nagugutom din ako ansarap sanang magkainan este kumaen. Tas ayun nag order kami tas syempre ako nagbayad para magustuhan niya ako at mafall siya sa kabaetan ko charot. Tas ayun kumaen na kami nang biglang napadaan yung kakilala ko at sinira niya yung moment namin ni crush. Walang landiang naganap kasi panira yung kaibigan ko nakisali. Ayun hanggang sa umuwi kami. Hahaha. Bye.

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Life of a Hacker - EP 1

Share ko lang dahil sinisipag ako mag type dito sa bagong Mechanical KB ko, tunog typewriter kasi at gusto kong bwisitin ung isa sa bwisit na kapit bahay namin. Darating talaga tayo sa point ng buhay na talagang walang wala ka ng maramdaman sa nakapaligid sayo lahat eh Black and White. Ung tipong tamad na tamad ka, hindi ka naman na heartbroken kasi nga tanggap mo na ung situation mo, na hanggang ganon lang talaga kayo. Pero bakit ganon? Dati rati naman kahit walang lovelife makulay naman ang buhay, nandyan kasi ang mga barkada ko non. Na kahit anong lungkot ko sa buhay dito sa Manila eh nawawala nila kapag mga kalaro ko na sila sa League of Legends. Hindi naman sa pag mamayabang pero muntik na kaming maka sali sa National Tournament na sponsored ng Garena bilang representatives ng manila, kinulang lang kami ng 2 points.

Naalala ko pa nung broken hearted yung dalawang tropa ko na si Rico at Daryl. Sa loob ng 3 weeks sa araw araw sa tatlong linggo na yon halos 14 oras kami kung mag inom. Oo longest drinking spree namin yan. Hindi na nga namin alam kung pano kami nag kaka pera para pambili ng Gin na Kwatro Kantos, Juice at Pulutan na chichirya. Walang kain kain ng rice. Basta pag gising alak na kaagad, shoutout sa Shopwise Cubao p--ang--- sarado pa mostly ang grocery section pero nasa loob na kami bumibili ng alak kasi nabitin peste hahaha. Pero dito din sa inuman na to kaya nakilala ko ung babaeng gumising saking natutulog na puso. "Strega" kung tawagin siya ng circle of friends niya, yun din ang pakilala niya samin. Nakilala ko siya salamat kay Rico dahil player din siya ng audition dance battle nung mga oras na yon at inimbitahan niya ung "Family" nya sa Audition called "Liquor". Dun ko nakilala si Funda, at Strega. Memorable din tong inuman na to sakin eh. Kaming dalawa lang ni Strega ung natirang matibay. Sa pitcher nandun chaser consist of; Ginebra na 4x4, The Bar Vodka, Smirnoff, at Red Horse Mucho. Sa shot Glass naman ay Alfonso. Hindi naman ako mahilig mamulutan, yosi lang okay na ko. Dahil hindi pwede manigarilyo sa loob ng unit ni Rico nung mga oras na yon dahil uuwi ang daddy niya; ang ginawa namin ni Strega noon e dinala namin ung Alfonso mga baso lighter, yosi saka ung pitcher sa Fire Exit, dun kami nag kwentuhan thru chat at dun na din kami nag inom. We started at 1pm pero eto 4am na tumatagay pa din kami ni Strega. Nung naubos namin ung nasa pitcher we decided na bumalik na sa loob ng unit ni Rico hindi na siya nagulat nung nakita niya na parang may massacre sa loob ng unit dahil kung san na lang inabutan ung mga kasama namin ng tulog e ganon na lang ang pwesto nila. We made another pitcher of said liquor and continued where we left, Strega listened to me as I introduce myself to her. She doesn't speak that much pero she make sense na kapag slow ka sa pag pick up wala ka mapapala sakanya kasi sarcastic siya sa lahat ng bagay. Mag kasundo at nag ka sundo kami ni Strega kaagad. Feeling niya daw kasi nakita niya ung lalaking version niya sakin although mas matangkad ako sakanya hahaha!

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Nasundan pa ung mga inuman namin kasama ung Liquor Fam, mas nag deepen ung friendship namin ni Strega. For me that time; my whole world revolved only to her kaya ako tong si tanga gumagawa ng paraan para lang makasama siya. Naging scheduled na ang inuman namin ng 2 months, kaya naman sinusundo niya ko; OO ako sinusundo niya pucha. Ang tagpuan namin eh ung 7-11 na nasunog sa Tandang Sora Avenue along Commonwealth High Way. After 1 month ng chat dito chat doon napalagay na siya sakin.

Kahit san kaming dalawa mag punta noon, laro ng League of Legends sa Wargods Morayta 1, MoA Seaside, iinom kaming dalawa sa The Pod tapos sight seeing ng Sunrise. Sobrang nakaka miss haha! Lahat ng kaibigan namin that time eh napansin ung mga ginagawa naming dalawa ni Strega. Ung pag lalaro namin ng LoL sa Morayta ng 6pm to 6am then inom kina Rico kapag pwede, sabay palaging pag kain kapag mag kasama, ung mga pag alalay ko kay Strega in a simple way ung pag alaga ko sakanya nung nag kasakit siya, dahil ayaw niya umuwi non sakanila.

Ako nag alaga nag papakain at nag papainom ng gamot sakanya. Naalala ko pa ung napaka dalas na kanta kong i-play noon "Sleep Tonight" ng December Avenue. Hindi kasi ako talaga umaalis ng hindi siya tulog sa unit ni Rico. Umaalis ako para umuwi sa Tandang Sora Ave, para lang maligo o kumuha ng konting damit at makipag usap sa boss ko tapos babalik nanaman sa Cubao, sa unit ni Rico. Wala akong sariling sasakyan kaya commute lang yan lahat. Swabe naman ang traffic kasi madalas midnight na ko umaalis sa condo tapos babalik din kaagad kasi walang tao don bukod kay Strega.

Dumating din sa point na nag inom akong mag isa habang tulog siya. Sobrang alchoholic ko kasi noon. Tiningnan ko lang ung muka niya, naka titig lang ako sakanya. Nung una in denial ako kasi sa dami daming babae kong kakilala e dito pa ko sa mas lalaking kumilos sakin na in love. Napansin nila yon. Na palaging si Strega ung bida sa kwento ko, na sa lahat ng bagay nag e-excel si Strega sakin. Lahat-lahat.

[bipolarpandamonium]

Love in the Time of Corona: A Short (Mga 3 Hours) Not-So Love Story. . . (Pila sa Drug Store) . . Ako: Kayo po yung last sa pila? Ikaw: Oo. Ako: Salamat. . . (30 second silence) . . Ikaw: Galing ka ba sa kabilang drug store? Wala kasi doon yung hinahanap ko. Kaya dito naman ako pumila. Nagbabakasakali... (blah, blah blah)... . . Masugid kang magsalita at hinahayaan naman kita dahil mukha kang masayang may nakikinig kahit halos dalawang oras na tayong tinutusta sa ilalim ng araw at malayo pa tayo sa pintuan ng drug store. Naaakit ako sa makinis mong kutis at matang tila nangungusap na gusto mo akong nasa tabi mo. . . Nagpaalam ka na aalis sa linya para ipacheck yung reseta mo kay Kuya Guard . . Ikaw: Balik lang ako "Balik ka agad," sabi ng isip ko. . . Ayaw pa ni Kuya Guard nung una na kunin ang reseta sayo. Pero malaon ay bumigay na din. Bumalik ka sa pila. Magkasama na ulit tayo. . . May kaguluhan sa may checkpoint. Nagpumilit si tatay na tumawid ng distrito kahit walang quarantine pass. Kailangan daw niya ng gamot. Ilang minuto, bumalik si Kuya Guard. Mayroon daw ng gamot mo. Ako naman ang nakiusap, sabi ni Kuya may iba pang nakapila na reseta. . . Natanaw ko ang BDO sa kabilang kalye. . . Ako: Balik ako. Punta lang sa ATM. Ikaw: Sige. "Hintayin mo ako.", sabi ng isip ko. . . Pagkawithdraw ay bumalik ako sa pila at nakiusap uli kay Kuya Guard. Sabi ni Kuya Guard ay magpapahinga lang daw muna siya. Pero ilang minuto ng may nakiusap na iba, nagulat tayong tinanggap niya. Hindi ako nagsalita kasi wala akong gana makipag-away. . . Ikaw: Kuya nauna siyang (nakaturo sa akin) na nakiusap sayo. Napahiya si Kuya. Naalala ang pakiusap ko. Kinuha ang reseta at pumasok. May ibang brand daw. . . Ako: Salamat Nginitian mo ako. "Salamat sa pagtanggol sa akin" sabi ng isip ko. . . Ilang minuto pa'y nakapasok na tayo sa loob. Nauna ka ng mga 3 minuto. Nauna din naproseso ang mga gamot mo. Sa gilid ng mga mata ko'y sinisilip kita. Ito na ata ang huli nating sandali na magkasama. Nang sinukbit mo na ang mga gamot, tumingin ako sa direksyon mo upang sa huling pagkakataon ay mag-abot ang ating mga mata. . . Ngunit umalis ka papalayo ng hindi man lang ako nilingon. (at Zapote - Bacoor Market) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_jewk-H1TQ/?igshid=oif919zmck34

[azilanna]

Nung una, akala ko di ako mag-eenjoy. Pero sobrang nag-enjoy talaga ako! 🥰 Nakakapagod at hindi masyado napaghandaan kasi nagdadalawang-isip pako kung punta pa ba ako o hindi. Pero Hello Kitty is life ♥️ Para sa Year-end Hello Kitty feels, Thank you Mitch for making it more possible 😘 #achiekittyanna #sanriofloattown #hellokitty #hellokittyaddict https://www.instagram.com/p/B6sX5sGhrOR/?igshid=19jsaczwtzb2y

[supermangelica]

JEEP MO, JEEP KO, JEEP NATING LAHAT!

Pagbyahe nga ang isa sa pinakamasayang gawain ng tao. Bukod sa kung saan-saan ka makakarating, maraming tao pa ang iyong makakasalamuha. Bukod sa dalawang nabanggit, mapapag-aralan at ma-a-adopt mo pa ang kultura at tradisyon ng iba’t-ibang lugar. Wag na tayong lumayo, bakit hindi natin tingnan ang sariling atin. #ItsMoreFunInThePhilippies, isang agenda at itinatag ng Department of Tourism. Paraan para ipromote ang magagandang tanawin sa bansa, kagaya ng Windmill sa Ilocos, Pagsanjan Falls sa Laguna, Bulkang Taal sa Tagaytay, Chocolate Hills sa Bohol, Underground River sa Palawan, Enchanted River sa Surigao at madami pang iba. Kasama rin dito ang mga pagkain, tradisyon, kultura at ang ating paglalaanan ng pansin – sasakyan. Alam nating nasa “Third World Country” tayo, kagaya ng ibang bansa, mayroon tayong bus, eroplano, barko, bangka, tricycle, kalesa, motor, bisikleta at ang trending sa panahong ito – tren na talaga namang lumalampas sa riles nito. Pero, sabi nga nila, taga-Pilipinas ka kung sumasakay ka sa jeep. Oo, jeep. Hindi ka nagkakamali ng basa, jeep. Marami na ngang development sa paggawa ng jeep, una sa lahat upang makatipid daw sa gas. Tipid! Tipid! Tipid! Ang mga Pilipino talaga, nasa isip ang pagtitipid, pero itong isang buwaya mula sa Crocodile Farm ng Pilipinas na siyang nagpasimula nito sa hawak nyang lungsod ay waldas dito, waldas doon, kaya siguro naghanda yun ng malaking parking lot sa siyudad nya, para paradahan ng jeep. Maraming maraming jeep! Balik usapan sa jeep, trending sa twitter, maraming likes, comments, at shares sa facebook noong pumunta ang ilang international actors at NBA players dito sa Pilipinas nung may picture sila na nakasakay sa jeep. Kung sino sila, hindi ko rin alam, basta nakita ko lang ito na ibinalita sa telebisyon. Tingnan mo nga naman di ba? Bida sa eksenang ito ang jeep. At dahil dito, hayaan niyong ikuwento ko sa inyo ang karanasan at obserbasyon ko pagdating sa jeep.

1. WOW ASTIG! 

Ang jeep ay parang hayop, alagang alaga at mahal na mahal ng may ari sa kanila. Iba’t-iba din ang laki, minsan nga mahaba o maiksi pa. Nakakatuwang sabihin pero lumabas lang ang pagka-artistic nating mga Pilipino, biruin mo ba naman mula sa simpleng pintura ng jeep aba akalain mong pati larawan ng mga sikat na artista gaya ni Coco Martin ay ginawang design na din? May nakita pa ako, larawan ni Dao Ming Zhi at Hua Zhi Lei mula sa sikat na F4. Sige, good luck sa inyo baka mamaya may red card na kayo. At ang malupit sa lahat, larawan ng anak na grumaduate, take note naka-toga pa. San ka pa di ba? #ItsMoreFunInThePhilippines talaga. Punta naman tayo sa pangalan ng jeep. Yung inilalagay dun sa itaas na plaka. Mostly, mga pangalan nilalagay doon, kagaya ng Mc Neil, Hector, Mary Joy at ang ilan sa mga generic na pangalan, Angelica, Marielle, Marian. Kapag kambal naman, John and Jhen, Antonio and Armando, at madami pang iba. Kung hindi ka nasisiyahan sa pangalan, pwede din naman ang codename kagaya ng “Mhaldita” at “Zuwail”, ang saya di ba? May nakita pa nga ako, pangalan mula sa bibliya, Emmanuel, Maria and Joseph”, Matthew hanggang sa mga Santo at Sto. Niño. Astig di ba?

2. TAG LINE! “Click the button to stop!” “Hila mo, tigil ko!” Dalawa lamang yan sa madalas kong makita na sign sa loob ng jeep upang tumigil o para pumara kay manong driver. May mga karatula nga pero minsan, nasaan yung tali? Nasaan yung button? Yung totoo? Invisible? Kaya mas maganda pa din ang nakaugalian ng “PARAAAA”, bukod sa narinig nila ang maganda mong boses, agaw atensyon ka pa. “No discount on Holidays” “Hudas knows who do not pay!” At ang pinkamalupit sa lahat, “8.50 minimum pair”. Yung totoo manong, anong spelling ng pair? F-A-R-E! Ito ay ilan sa mga linyang makabagbag damdamin para sa mga pasahero. Di rin natin masisisi ang mga driver kung bakit sila naglalagay ng mga ganyan dahil talaga namang may mga di nagbabayad. Nagpapakahirap si manong driver sa pagdadrive mula sa San Juan-Divisoria, Pasig-Quiapo, Luzon-Mindanao tapos hindi ka magbabayad!? Ang kapal ng muka na di magbayad. Tang*na nyo! P*kyu kayo! Ahh. Sorry, nadala lang. Relate ako, dati din kasi akong driver. “Basta driver sweet lover” “Miss libre ka na, basta iuuwi kita!” Nak ng! Pag sumasakay ako sa jeep na may nakalagay na ganito di ko maiwasang di matawa. Naisip ko, naks manong! Para ka namang hindi pamilyadong tao. Kamusta kayo ng asawa mo? Baka mamaya pag-uwi mo at wala kang mabigay, ratatat ka sa asawa mo. Bukod sa nga-nga ka, kain bubog, inom gasolina ka pa. 3. PASSENGER Naks! Lakas maka-Passenger. Parang sasakay sa isang first class train or first class airplane. Matawag lang na “Passenger”. Di ba nga, ginawa ang mga sasakyan lalo na ang jeep para sakyan ng mga tao. Pwede din namang hayop kung gusto mo, isakay natin ang kalabaw, baka, rhinoceros, tsaka elepante at giraffe. Seryoso ‘to, wag ka tumawa. Pero kung sa tingin mo biro lang, edi sige paniwalaan mo. Sa araw-araw na ginawa ng Dyos sa pagsakay ko sa jeep para pumasok sa paaralan, may mga nakakasabay ako na kapwa estudyante ko. Yung tipong mga may hawak na libro, notes, hand-outs. Ansabeeee! Sipag! Kabataan ang pag-asa ng bayan. Mukang hindi mabibigo si Dr. Jose Rizal sa sinambit nyang kataga noong siya ay nabubuhay. Mukang mauuso na ang 101% na grade sa henerasyon natin ngayon. Mayroon din namang mga nagtatrabaho, tipong haggard na sila sa byahe palang, ikaw ba naman ang makipagsiksikan at minsan may bonus pang di kanais-nais na amoy. You know what I mean, I don’t need to explain it further. Real talk ‘to. Pero kadalasan, couple! Syeeeet naman. Mga tipong magkaholding hands, magkayakap, lapit na lapit ang muka sa isa’t-isa, pero ang di ko makakalimutan ay yung nagsusubuan ng ice cream, eh biglang hinto ni manong driver … BOOOOOOOM! Abot tenga ang ice cream, lagkit di ba? Harot harot kasi! Hahaha. Eeeeeh, tapos yung moment ko naman, may kasabay akong seaman, malapit sa school namin yung school nya tapos itong si manong biglang para na naman, parang tumigil ang mundo *Insert Moving Closer Music* nagkalapit ang aming muka, yung mata nyang mapungay, yung matangos nyang ilong, yung labi nyang kissable … Namaaaan eh! Tapos my biglang umekesna na high school student “Kuya, Ate, makikiupo po.” Nahiya naman ako bigla, kailangan sa gitna namin? Ang luwag kaya sa gilid ko. Hello!? Baka mamaya si forever na yun nawala pa. May nagtanong nga eh, bakit daw bigla pumara, sagot ni manong “Ah, sorry, may dumaan kasing POLAR BEAR.” What the heck!? Polar bear, in this country? In the road of the Philippines, I thought it is in the North and South Pole of the globe. Pero grabe talaga, ang pahinto hinto ni manong driver ay may magandang naidudulot din. At dahil hindi ko ineexpect na ganito na pala kahaba ang naisusulat ko, tatapusin ko na ito sa pangyayaring noong nakaraang huwebes lang. Papasok na ako, masaya ako kasi hindi ako nahirapan sumakay pero nagulat ako, dahil andun yung lalaking tatlong beses ko na kasabay. At oo, tatlong beses na rin siyang nanghihingi ng pera sa mga kapwa ko pasahero. “Sir/Ma’am, ako po ay kumakatok sa inyong magandang kalooban. Ako po ay humihingi ng tulong dahil nitong nakaraang lunes ay namatay ang kapatid ko. (Sabay pakita ng death certificate) Ililibing na po siya mamayang alas-dos (Ala-una na nang nangyari ito). Hindi na po naming patatagalin dahil talagang kami po ay walang-wala. Wala naman po akong gagawing masama, hindi ko naman po kukunin ang mga bag nyo o kahit ano pang kagamitan na pagmamay-ari nyo. Yun lang po, salamat po” May mga nagbigay, may mga hindi. Dahil sa habang nagsasalita ang taong ito ay kasabay ng pagsama ng tingin ko sa kanya, nagtataka na siguro ang mga kasabay kong pasahero kung bakit ganon ang reaksyon ko. Gustong-gusto ko na magwala ng mga panahong iyon kung hindi lang ako naka-uniform. Biruin mo ba naman, una ko siyang nakasabay, sabi namatay daw ang lola nya, nung pangalawa, namatay daw ang nanay nya, tapos recently, kapatid nya. Tipong kada-linggo may namamatay sa kamag-anak nya? Try mo mauna kuya! Human nature ang kahirapan, pero wag naman sana sa panloloko sa kapwa tao. At kitang kita ko ang pagkamaawain ng mga Pilipino. May mga mas better namang paraan para makanap ng pera, pero bakit ganito? Sa tingin mo? Masusulusyonan pa kaya ito? At kung oo, sasakay ka pa ba pambansang sasakyan na sa bawat pagsakay mo, kabi-kabilang pangyayari at krimen ang nagaganap? Kung oo pa rin ang sagot mo, wala akong paki-alam basta ang alam ko, ang jeep mo, jeep ko ay jeep nating lahat! 

[handsome-ako]

DEAR, SIMONE.

Hi, ikaw pala nag lagay ng CONDOM sa Unicorn Jacket ko, 'bat hindi mo na lang ginamit sa jowa mong may P*ke pero WALA UTAK na KATULAD MO?

Ako pa talaga napaginitan nyo, kasi ano ayaw nyong nalalamangan 'yung tipong gusto nyo kayo lang may alam sa mundo kaya pag ako nag ku-kwento FAKE NEWS AGAD kasi pakiramdam nyo nalamangan ko kayo? Tangina HAHAHAHAHA sorry huh, may Internet sa bahay e, hindi ako naka Free Data kaya marami akong Articles and Documentaries na napapanood bukod sa mga Aso't, Pusa na videos na s-share ko.

Do you feel Bobo ba when I'm talking to someone?

WELL U SHOULD, KASI WALA KA NAMANG UTAK. bawat kilos ko talaga babantayan mo? Like tangina, bro may jowa ka diba? Mas monitored mo 'ko ganun ba? Kaya every time na nagkakamali ako, pakiramdam mo talino mo? Tangina mo!

WAG MONG 'KONG DAANIN SA PAG LALAGAY NG CONDOM AT YOSI SA BAG KO PWEDE BA MARUNONG AKONG MAGLINIS NG GAMIT BAGO UMUWI NG BAHAY, SO PLEASE. 'YANG KABOBOHAN MO HINDI NA TATALAB SAKEN.

Sabi nila ipapatay kita, 2k lang daw. Tangina? 2k para sa buhay mo? Hindi ka naman mahalaga sa Mundo.

MAYBE SA IMPIYERNO PUNTA KO, YUN NGA LANG MAUUNA KA. ISA KA LANG DIN SA LALAKING MAY TITI PERO WALANG UTAK.