#himbosexual

[insistonyourcupofstars]

last, current & next read

tagged by the lovely @himbobisexual (thank you <3)

last: Beach Read by Emily Henry 📖 ⛱️

current: The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society by Annie Barrows and Mary Ann Schaffer. I have never felt so warmed by a novel until Guernsey.

next read: I really want to get into Shirley Jackson's classic, "The Haunting of Hill House." I love the netflix series, and I want to really get to know the source material.

tagging: @mais-e @clarasamelia @mysteriesofloves and anyone else!!

[minttey]

invented a new sexuality

Himbosexual: sexually or romantically attracted to himbos

[911-on-abc]

Tommy Kinard listened to Buck say "I think this is an open line" and "That should be our motto, 'Who Cares?!'" in that helicopter and was like 'yeah... I want to suck that dude's cock'

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

STEPHANIE BROWN YOU EMOTIONAL TERRORIST <3

Lol <33

[callmehopeless]

Your Hogwarts Legacy MC is your self-insert My Hogwarts Legacy MC is my homosexual himbo mancrush

We are not the same

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Akaashi: I think I might learn mandarin

Bokuto: how do you learn a small orange? It's a small orange

Akaashi:

Akaashi: marry me

[ostrichrevolution]

At Denny's and a Kiss From A Rose starts on the radio. This in itself is unremarkable but after a few seconds of play, from across the diner a woman shouts in delight at the man sitting across from her,

"Did you just call Kiss From a Rose by Seal 'the Batman Forever song???'"

And I have never been more envious of a pair of strangers' relationship.

[tahnisreu]

[derpyfangirl]

They're married, your honor.

I am losing my mind

[kamen20ghost]

Arc prank at its fines

Where in vacuo as we see Ruby, Nora and Weiss hanging out and then jaune walks up to them.

Jaune: Ruby I have a present.

Ruby: Dope what is it?

Jaune: *Hands her a potato.* here

Ruby: *holding the potato* oh oh what?

Jaune: *waves and leaves them* bye

Ruby: *worried* oh no guys he did it again!

Nora: Monty oum what is it this time?

Ruby: he gave me a potato.

Nora: *Confused* why did he give you a potato?

Ruby: *more worried* would I be this close to tears if I knew? I mean had it bin somewhere? Did he do something to it?

Weiss: everyone calm down he’s thrown random clownery at us before we can figure this out. We just need to thing about this rationally.

Nora: for jaune?

Weiss: That’s a good point. we need to think himbosexually.

Ruby: *Looking at the potato.* guys I’m getting really hungry.

Nora: no just just just drop it

Ruby: Are you psychotic? What if it explodes?

Nora: why would it explode?

Ruby: *A bit scared* why wouldn’t it explode

Nora: *very confused* I don’t know!

Ruby: *shakes the potato* Then what good are you to me!

Weiss: He’s not evil he wouldn’t try to kill us.

Ruby: *Tears forming in her eyes.* you don’t know that.

Weiss: Another good point. Why must every male friend I have be some version of a dick.

Ruby: *Panicking.* Guys are my hands sweaty or was this potato always this wet.

Nora: Oh gods! It’s wet now

Ruby: Maybe it was always wet! I don’t know!

Weiss: good bi gods in heaven. You don’t think he?

Ruby: don’t say it whatever your opinion is I don’t want to know it.

Nora: *Faning her self.* guys I can do this. I I gotta go.

Ruby: Nora don’t you leave me here with the suspicious vegetable!

Nora: *Backing away quickly.* I love you guys I’m sorry.

Ruby: your straight inside Nora it would never work!

Nora:*Flips Ruby the finger.* fuck off!

Weiss: it’s alright Ruby I won’t abandon you.

Ruby: weiss this the fourth most terrifying potato I’ve ever held.

Weiss: *Confused* I can’t even begin to understand what that means

Ruby: Warm!!! Why is it warm now!!!

Weiss: *Backs away form Ruby.* I’ll always remember you Ruby.

Ruby: *chases after Weiss.* Weiss get your flat chested ass back here. This was not on my mod board for 2024!

Jaune: *Watching from a distance.*sometimes they do it to themselves.

[911-on-abc]

shout out to Tommy for bringing himbosexual representation to the silver screen 🫡

[innytoes]

"Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!" Is such a Reggie line

Everyone knew that Reggie was a huge flirt. It was fun! There were a lot of cool and pretty people in the world, and he enjoyed letting them know that. He gave fans T-shirts 'size beautiful', he complimented cool haircuts, he made people at parties giggle with his cheesy pick-up lines.

It never really went anywhere, of course. Sure, sometimes the handsome barista would give him extra whipped cream, or they'd get some new follows on social media for the band, or he'd make out with a cute girl for half an hour before they never saw one another again.

But that did mean he was the only single person in their group. Alex and Willie had the most romcom meet-cute ever, literally crashing into one another. Luke and Julie were basically soulmates, anyone could see that. Hell, even Flynn and Carrie finally figured themselves out, going from friends to enemies to lovers.

And then there was Reggie. Goofy, flirty, fun Reggie, who was great for a one night stand but not much more, apparently. He tried to let his friends set him up. (Kayla was great but came out as a lesbian the following week, which was... something.) He tried the apps, even the shady kinky one. He tried going to cool events, concerts, nerdy meet ups. Nothing stuck. Or should he say, nobody stuck around.

He tried not to let it get him down, but after the umpteenth time of getting ghosted, he was wallowing on Alex and Willie's couch, feeling sorry for himself.

"I mean, I'm not hideous or anything!" he ranted, playing with one of the dozens of fidget toys Willie had lying around. "Sure I'm a little stupid, but that's like 80% of my charm!"

"Plenty of people in LA who are himbosexual," Willie nodded sagely, as if he wasn't one of them.

"I just don't know what I'm doing wrong. That girl from the club we played last week, she seemed to really like me. She even asked what I played as in my current D&D campaign. And then knew what I meant!" he whined, pressing the heels of his hands against his eyes. "A pretty D&D playing punk rock girl gave me her number and then didn't respond to any of my four texts. Not even the puppy gif! And if I send any more I'm a creep!"

"Oh for..." Alex said, annoyed. "Do you think maybe she hasn't texted back because the second you even thought Julie said your name you turned to her like a lovesick puppy?"

"Alex," Willie warned.

"Or maybe because you talk about Luke and Julie like they hung the moon, the stars, and invented pizza?"

"I don't... I talk about the whole band," Reggie said, even as he thought back. Okay, maybe he had mentioned Luke and Julie more often, but only because they wrote the songs. And yeah, when Julie said his name, of course he checked in with them. Maybe it was time to go.

And yeah, maybe he thought Julie was the prettiest girl in the entire universe, but she was dating Luke. (The hottest dude in the entire universe.) They were happy together, so Reggie tried to be happy for them. He just needed to find someone that made him that happy, too.

Right?

"Reggie," Alex said, grabbing his hand. He looked serious. "The reason you can't keep a date is because you're totally in love with Luke and Julie. And they look at you the same way."

"What?" he stared at Alex. "Like, for real?"

"Yes!" Alex said, looking a little fed up, but mostly very soft. Because he cared about Reggie. Even if he was like 80% a himbo.

He thought back to all the times Luke and Julie had invited him along with them on dates, on how they always plopped next to him (or even better, on either side of him) for movie nights. How they never passed up an opportunity to share a mic with him, giving him a head nod to come over, or holding it out to him.

How every time they sang together, sparks flew.

"Oh. Oh!"

"Finally," Alex groaned.

"Wait, why did you try to stop him?" Reggie asked Willie, betrayed.

"I had five bucks riding on you figuring it out yourself," Willie said, unrepentant.

"I'll make it up to you," Alex said, rolling his eyes. To Reggie, he said: "Now get off my couch and go get 'em, tiger."

[derpyfangirl]

I love them

Himbo pirate and his himbosexual volcanologist

They didn't get arrested at the end of R/S/E/OR/AS, they just settled down on an island somewhere in Hoenn together-

Sunny day in Hoenn~

They’re two of the dumbest characters in the Pokemon world but I will ove them till the day I die.

[cursedbandaid]

is a goofsona technically a fursona?

This is Cloe! She's a mix breed and is cousins with Tank (they both of pink noses, see?)

To the left is the sona of @himbosexual they're gossipin' like girlies do

[gatesofember]

a while ago I made a post saying that the real reason Nico got over Percy is because he’s himbosexual and he realized Percy isn’t actually an idiot. and uh. glad to see this book confirmed that.

[gravehags]

and me? Oh baby I’m himbosexual

GOD THIS PICTURE SENDS ME INTO ORBIT one of the few times he doesn’t look wet and pathetic but instead kinda…just a little bit…dominant? whew