#himbosexual

[gods-graveyard]

His Mortal Enemy (but homoromantic)

They go to grab lunch after this and Regulus tries to poison Barty (you fool- he takes shit for fun to build tolerance) . . . (also because Evan finds it hot)

P.S My first time dealing with Backgrounds from scratch- the bookshelf was fun but took so long I gave up on the "outer library"

[insistonyourcupofstars]

last, current & next read

tagged by the lovely @himbobisexual (thank you <3)

last: Beach Read by Emily Henry 📖 ⛱️

current: The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society by Annie Barrows and Mary Ann Schaffer. I have never felt so warmed by a novel until Guernsey.

next read: I really want to get into Shirley Jackson's classic, "The Haunting of Hill House." I love the netflix series, and I want to really get to know the source material.

tagging: @mais-e @clarasamelia @mysteriesofloves and anyone else!!

[minttey]

invented a new sexuality

Himbosexual: sexually or romantically attracted to himbos

[darkavcngers]

[911-on-abc]

Tommy Kinard listened to Buck say "I think this is an open line" and "That should be our motto, 'Who Cares?!'" in that helicopter and was like 'yeah... I want to suck that dude's cock'

[batfambrainrotbeloved]

STEPHANIE BROWN YOU EMOTIONAL TERRORIST <3

Lol <33

[callmehopeless]

Your Hogwarts Legacy MC is your self-insert My Hogwarts Legacy MC is my homosexual himbo mancrush

We are not the same

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Akaashi: I think I might learn mandarin

Bokuto: how do you learn a small orange? It's a small orange

Akaashi:

Akaashi: marry me

[punkahudsonia]

Rand al'Thor at the beginning of book 6: nobody can ever be allowed to love me because I am a curse who will ruin their lives, luckily at least Aviendha will not have to worry about that since she doesn't give a shit about me in any way.

Aviendha, suddenly looking up in some other room: oh God he got stupider how am I supposed to deal with this.

[ostrichrevolution]

At Denny's and a Kiss From A Rose starts on the radio. This in itself is unremarkable but after a few seconds of play, from across the diner a woman shouts in delight at the man sitting across from her,

"Did you just call Kiss From a Rose by Seal 'the Batman Forever song???'"

And I have never been more envious of a pair of strangers' relationship.

[tahnisreu]

[kamen20ghost]

Arc prank at its fines

Where in vacuo as we see Ruby, Nora and Weiss hanging out and then jaune walks up to them.

Jaune: Ruby I have a present.

Ruby: Dope what is it?

Jaune: *Hands her a potato.* here

Ruby: *holding the potato* oh oh what?

Jaune: *waves and leaves them* bye

Ruby: *worried* oh no guys he did it again!

Nora: Monty oum what is it this time?

Ruby: he gave me a potato.

Nora: *Confused* why did he give you a potato?

Ruby: *more worried* would I be this close to tears if I knew? I mean had it bin somewhere? Did he do something to it?

Weiss: everyone calm down he’s thrown random clownery at us before we can figure this out. We just need to thing about this rationally.

Nora: for jaune?

Weiss: That’s a good point. we need to think himbosexually.

Ruby: *Looking at the potato.* guys I’m getting really hungry.

Nora: no just just just drop it

Ruby: Are you psychotic? What if it explodes?

Nora: why would it explode?

Ruby: *A bit scared* why wouldn’t it explode

Nora: *very confused* I don’t know!

Ruby: *shakes the potato* Then what good are you to me!

Weiss: He’s not evil he wouldn’t try to kill us.

Ruby: *Tears forming in her eyes.* you don’t know that.

Weiss: Another good point. Why must every male friend I have be some version of a dick.

Ruby: *Panicking.* Guys are my hands sweaty or was this potato always this wet.

Nora: Oh gods! It’s wet now

Ruby: Maybe it was always wet! I don’t know!

Weiss: good bi gods in heaven. You don’t think he?

Ruby: don’t say it whatever your opinion is I don’t want to know it.

Nora: *Faning her self.* guys I can do this. I I gotta go.

Ruby: Nora don’t you leave me here with the suspicious vegetable!

Nora: *Backing away quickly.* I love you guys I’m sorry.

Ruby: your straight inside Nora it would never work!

Nora:*Flips Ruby the finger.* fuck off!

Weiss: it’s alright Ruby I won’t abandon you.

Ruby: weiss this the fourth most terrifying potato I’ve ever held.

Weiss: *Confused* I can’t even begin to understand what that means

Ruby: Warm!!! Why is it warm now!!!

Weiss: *Backs away form Ruby.* I’ll always remember you Ruby.

Ruby: *chases after Weiss.* Weiss get your flat chested ass back here. This was not on my mod board for 2024!

Jaune: *Watching from a distance.*sometimes they do it to themselves.

[cursedbandaid]

is a goofsona technically a fursona?

This is Cloe! She's a mix breed and is cousins with Tank (they both of pink noses, see?)

To the left is the sona of @himbosexual they're gossipin' like girlies do

[the-transid-gacha]

Could we have a transfem (+xenogenders) lesbian (+xenosexualities) Nazuna fictive from BNA? everything else is creator choice

Name: Nazuna

Genders: TransFem, Foxgender, Kitsunegender, Pinkgender, Crystalgender, Fluffygender, Roselector, Softpinkfrillic, Pinkbodiment, & Kitsunegirlic

Orientations: Lesbian, Kinfrensexual, Ittosexual, Ganshinsexual, Smokesexual, & Himbosexual

TransIDs: TransPinkAndWhiteHair (Fully transitioned), TransIdol, TransFoxEars (Fully transitioned), TransFoxTail (Fully transitioned), PermaBandaged, TransHeight (Shorter), PermaBareFoot, TransYear, Perma2016, PermaThin, TransAdmirer, TransMarried, TransReligious, TransFultMember, & PermaClaws

CisIDs: Orange hair, Student, Red eyes, Pale, Girly, Tall, Long nails, Insomnia, PTSD, Trauma, Fluffy hair, & Sweet

Pronouns: She/Her, They/Them, Fox/Fox's, Kitsune/Kitsune's, Sweet/Sweet's, Kind/Kind's, & Yokai/Yokai's

Species: Kitsune

Age: 17

Source: Brand new animal (Nazuna fictive)

Roles: Social alter & Mood booster

Appearance:

Here you go!!!

-NINA

[911-on-abc]

shout out to Tommy for bringing himbosexual representation to the silver screen 🫡

[gatesofember]

a while ago I made a post saying that the real reason Nico got over Percy is because he’s himbosexual and he realized Percy isn’t actually an idiot. and uh. glad to see this book confirmed that.