#himbo mutuals

[crabsnpersimmons]

swapping Y/N's with @starriegalaxy!!

i'm still learning magma, so starrie and i decided to draw our moons swapping Y/Ns from our AUs!

if you haven't yet, check out Starrie's Fear Factor AU: https://www.tumblr.com/starriegalaxy/739357795303014400/dca-x-scared-of-animatronics-mascotsreader-au she's got lovely sketches and drabbles and her DCA designs are so huggable!

[morningflamesword]

[autisticrosewilson]

I feel like this is jaygrant in the Grant loser au

LMAO himbo Grant my beloved, he asks the stupidest questions just so Jason will answer them because he thinks it's soooo hot when Jason is smart.

[katsigian]

WHAT is it with people just making up their own headcanons about my OCs??? It's happened like. A bunch of times now??? And I know they're not jokes or sarcasm

One person tells me 'I want to make a himbo like Valen' 🫥 my brother in christ in what world is Valen a himbo and where did you get the impression that he was??? I know for a FACT that I have never said/shared anything that gave that idea so I'm flabbergasted

[crisispider]

Hi everyone, I know I have. No right to ask anyone for help anymore, but if you could please please share and pass this around so I can maybe stay alive. Please. I’m.. I’m bagging you. I need help. I’m so tired of fighting and clawing just to find another dead end.

I have a job. I am trying my best to keep a roof over our heads. Please. Just please I’m begging. I don’t want to die.

[gojicorps]

MY PART OF THE AT WITH @b3myvalentine, her designs are SOOO Cool. Loved doing this himbo fella 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Haruto is 1000% a bad boyo

[madame-fear]

The things I would do for this man.

ZOO WEE FUCKING MAMA JUST LOOK AT HIM?????? what a STRONG man he is 😍 God has heard our prayers with Jace... Look at his curls & how beautifully prepared for war he looks— how will we survive when we get to see him on screen?? 😩🙏

[mrs-mikko-rantanen]

Spotted Makar in a hulu ad for the Stanley cup and thought of you immediately 🥰

Lol I'm flattered!! That's my boy!!!

[youredreamingofroo]

I love seeing my non-rain world mutuals reblog my rain world poll, like yes 💞 you guys don't realize some of these lizards could be annoying as dicks and your assigning the rudest and most annoying lizard to your mutual, how cute 😇 /lh /nsrs

[nubreed73]

I say this with only the utmost respect but WHO IN THE ACTUAL FUCK looks at their "lifelong friend" like this.

I MEAN.

[thief-throwdown]

Btw, reminder that Round 2 starts in a few hours and that you, if you haven't already, should check out the @2023vampiretournament and vote for Nosferatu and give your vote on there too.

[innytoes]

Hi Inny. What about # 18 for fuck AI prompts, where omega Luke always has a lot of alphas making offers, but when it comes down to it he only wants beta!Alex?

“Dude, what the heck, she was smoking hot!” Reggie said, as another disappointed alpha moved away. Luke shrugged. He knew Reggie was only helping him out, being his wing-man as usual, but Luke’s heart just wasn’t in it. He knew he had to find someone, his pheromones clearly letting everyone know he was in pre-heat, which got him a lot of attention. Reggie, who’d had his heat a couple of weeks ago, was enjoying the flirting and attention that hanging out with Luke was getting him, but he seemed to be getting concerned when Luke turned down the fourth interested alpha of the night.

“Dude, if this isn’t your scene, we can go to another bar,” he offered. “Or like, the music store. Or, I dunno, a book store, if you want to pick up some hot older guy in a cardigan.”

“That’s more your speed, Reg,” Luke joked, bumping their shoulders together. “I dunno, I just… there was something off about her.” Her smile was too sharp, her scent prickling his nose in a way that made him want to scrunch it up. “Besides, it’s fine, Alex said he’d help me out if I couldn’t find anyone.”

Reggie waved at the bartender to close their tab, even though they’d only paid for the first round of drinks. What could Luke say, between the arms and his scent, he knew he was a hot commodity. They left the bar, Reggie making sure nobody was following them, his arm slung around Luke possessively. It usually worked, from a distance, anyway. Reggie did a great alpha swagger, and between the leather jacket and the body posture, people wouldn’t know they were two omegas unless they came close.

“So how many heats are we going to have to do this little charade before you and Alex just admit you’re into each other and get together?” Reggie asked casually.

“Dude!” Luke said, face flushing.

“What? I’m just saying, it’s not that I don’t enjoy the flirting, but it hurts my heart a little to see you turn down all those incredibly beautiful people.” He made puppy eyes at Luke. Yeah, when Luke was Reggie’s wingman, it was usually more about reigning him in and helping him make smart and safe choices. Pre-heat Reggie was a little reckless sometimes.

“I’ll talk to him about it,” Luke muttered, as if he hadn’t said that the last two heats. And smack dab in the middle of his last heat and this one, when Reggie had insisted that maybe it would be easier to talk when they weren’t all hot and heavy and pheromone-addled. Reggie just gave him a knowing look, and a ‘uhuh’, but didn’t push the rest of the way home.

When they got home, Luke stopped in the hallway, taking a deep breath in. His and Reggie’s scents mingled with Alex’ perfectly, soft and warm and home. Why would he ever want anything more than that?

Alex looked up from his book when they came in, smiling. “Hey, any luck?” he asked, and was Luke imagining the slight hunt of apprehension in his voice.

“Nope,” Reggie said, throwing his leather jacket at Luke and flopping down on top of Alex, who shoved him off. “Got some free drinks, though.”

“Yeah, your diet coke probably really set them back,” Alex snarked. Reggie seemed unaffected, though, toeing off his shoes and shoving his toes under Alex’ thigh as Luke flopped down on Alex’ lap as well.

Alex didn’t push him off.

“Guess you’re stuck with me for another heat,” he said casually, hopefully. “I mean, if that’s okay.”

“Of course,” Alex said, a little too quickly to be casual.

Thankfully, Alex didn’t see the giant eye-roll Reggie gave them. Luke snuggled in, head under Alex’ chin as Alex wrapped his arms around Luke, holding the book open on one of Luke’s splayed knees. He smelled so good, like a sea breeze, like a bed with freshly washed sheets, like a warm safe hug.

What could some knothead at a bar possibly have to offer that Alex didn’t? Sure, he was a beta, but who cared about that? Alex was always so gentle with him, always made sure he drank enough in between heats, that he ate, that he was comfortable and clean. Alex never got rough or annoyed when Luke got bossy, never tried to ‘put him in his place’ as an omega. He could be a little snarky, yeah, but he was never mean to him when Luke was in heat.

“Reg, you have plans?” Alex asked, which was way subtler than ‘you’re fucking off in the morning, right?’ Reggie beamed.

“Oh yeah, me and Bobby are going to do that Spicy Noodle Challenge again,” he said, beaming as if Bobby hadn’t sent them a selfie of him, stone-faced, while Reggie was sitting next to him crying, his face flaming, chugging a glass of milk with an almost full plate in front of him, last time. Luke shook his head in disbelief. At least it would keep him busy. And thankfully, Bobby’s apartment had two bathrooms. “Maybe have a Star Wars marathon, or play the pier a little. I’ll stop by in a day or two and fill up your supplies, okay?”

“Thanks, Reg,” Alex said, relieved. They kept the place well-stocked, but it did ease Alex’ anxiety a lot to know they could rely on Reggie should anything run out.

“I’m going to hit the hay so I can get out of here bright and early,” Reggie said, because they all knew Luke’s heat always struck at the most inconvenient times. “You two be good, have fun, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.” He stood up, leaning over and pressing a kiss to both their foreheads. “Except fuck in my bed, if you fuck in my bed, the only thing I’m bringing you is Spicy Noodles.”

“Good night, Reg,” Alex said pointedly, and Reggie laughed, before heading off to bed.

They sat quietly for a while, Alex reading his book, Luke just breathing in his scent and toying with the strings of his hoodie, running it over his nose, his lips, as Alex nuzzled his noise in Luke’s hair. When he finished his  chapter, he put the book away, but instead of getting up, his arms just curled around Luke again. “Sleeping in my bed tonight?” he asked. That way, if Luke woke up from his heat starting, he didn’t need to stumble all the way down the hall to Alex’ room.

Also, not that either of them would admit it, but Luke certainly slept better with Alex there.

“Yeah,” he agreed. Alex smiled, and squeezed him a little, before gently herding Luke off his lap so they could go brush their teeth and get ready for bed. Luke smiled when he saw that Alex had already taken out Luke’s favourite nesting blanket and put it on the end of the bed, and he waited for Luke to get everything perfect before sliding into bed with him.

“Night, Lu,” he said, covering Luke’s hands from where he’d wrapped them around Alex. Alphas never let him be the big spoon, even outside of heat, which was another reason why Alex rocked. That, and his sense of humour, and his smile, and his killer voice, and that swoopy thing his hair did, and…

Okay, so maybe he was a little in love with Alex. He’d talk about it later, after his heat was done.

He wasn’t going to chicken out again.

[rollercoasterwords]

1 & 3 pls 👀

1. the character everyone gets wrong

see this is hard 2 answer bc like. for every character that i disagree w popular takes on i have found beloved mutuals who see the character the same as me so....cannot point 2 a character who EVERYONE gets wrong but. the characters that i most often see people getting wrong (according 2 the rollercoasterwords ideology of course) r like...barty crouch jr. remus regulus....bellatrix....think those might be top 4....

3. screenshot or description of the worst take you've seen on tumblr

ummm. do not want 2 put anyone on blast but. the other day i did see a post abt james being a himbo + marlene being a bimbo that caused extreme psychic damage....

hater ask game

[sam-reid]

catching up on the witcher

thank you writers for seeing sense and letting jaskier kiss men, finally

[shslpunkartist99]

I was about to half-jokingly suggest that you add in one beef cake himbo Keith only to stop because my sleepy butt just now realized you meant from fnf mod and not like other people's take of characters that aren't from mods

That and I can't unsee you constantly bonking your gremlin son because lord that gremlin be so honky he'll break the fourth wall /lh /hj

H o n k y

You need to go to bed

[97keanu]

hopped on here real quick to tell how fucking entertaining the keanuverse fic is (I LOVE IT SO MUCH)

still have to read the sacrifice route when i get home cuz i’m literally reading the fic in my psychology class my bad (i’m not sorry whatsover, priorities)

<3

*˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳ I'm so glad you liked it 😩 it's for sure the au of all au's ive done so far, but I was determined to get all five pookies in there hehe (I am also determined to have more of a Kevin presence in next chapters/the interactive novel(speaking of, a little secret about the interactive novel is that it will allow for ALL keanuverse pookies to be romanced, so if you were feeling Ted, Kevin, or Neo more, they're also an option for that :3c)).

I hope you enjoy the sacrifice route when you get to it! That one does have the perk of having a more smutty take as well :) and thank you again for taking the time to send such a kind message <3