#him speaking spanish 🤧

[monjude]

OMFG! I LITERALLY DIED DEAD!!! 

[rottiens]

roleplaying with an ai can never beat the joy and fluidity and comfort of roleplaying with a real human (especially if that person is your friend) (and knows your fav as well as you do)

[paaatchm]

Solar would ask OgMoon to make him snacks- at least till he teaches him how to cook lol 🤧 and I mean- it seems that OgMoon is always hungry so great for both of them 👏

And yep! Them speaking Spanish for the funziess 😋

[pascals-doll]

mini skirt

javíer peña x reader

ೀ ive been so focused on my series i missed writing for our man osrs !!

ೀ its spring break n with amount of parties ive got to attend, my ass will b going to write a fic duh!

ೀ description: porn with no plot literally, SMUT SMUT, this shit lowk filthy, reader is bent over the passenger seat 😶, public sex!, parked (?) car sex, oral sex (r receiving) exhibitionism, dom!javíer, mean!javíer, possesive af!javí, sub!reader, reader speaks slight spanish, reader is thristy for javi, JAVÍ TALKS YOU THRU IT/IN SPANISH 2 (😩🤧), lowk degradation in spanish aswell, multiple orgasms, slight overstim (r receiving), degradation ( r receiving), eating out from the back, spanking, doggystyle, hair pulling ( r receiving), choking ( r receiving), unprotected p in v sex, creampie, no use of y/n, use of pet names (pequeña, neña, bebésita, amor/amorsita)

spanish key words for all my non-spanish speakers !

-pequeña/neña: term of endearment for someone smaller than/my girl, babygirl

-princesa/bebésita: my baby/princess

-dime/porque: tell me/why

- tan’ mojada/tan linda: so wet/ your so wet/such a sweet/so sweet

-lo que quieres/dios mio: my god/oh my god/what you want

-belleza/sucia: beauty/dirty/filthy

-amas/amor/(sita): you love/love/lover

-como te pongo/volverá pasar: how i get you/ever happen again/happened again

-eso/lo que pasará : a way of affirming or agreeing/what will happen again

in traditional way of celebrating the spring break, how else than going out with your girls to the club?

the winter was finally over as women traded their big coats and long-sleeves for skimpy tops and short skirts or shorts.

your beloved boyfriend knew you would be going out tonight, letting him know before he left for his federal attendees.

Javíer didn’t say much except to text him once you left the house, arrived at the party, and when to come pick you up.

Javí was a sweet, a gentle giant.

but he was also stern, it was a trait he had to deal with being apart of the job. it was in his nature to be overprotective.

his eyes told you something completely different along with his stance although he didn’t once tell you a negative thing for wanting to go out and have fun.

he had his hands on his hips, popping one out as his eyebrows tensed together and his tongue poked through his cheek. Javí’s eyes were mean and deep as he stared at you while you promised him to let him know the second anything were to happen before he got ready for work.

you were all dressed up by 9:00 pm as you now, waited on your friends to pick you up at any moment now.

you were wearing a green tube top, pairing it with a pink plaid mini skirt. you chose a cute silver chain belt as an accessory to go along with your silver blinged earrings.

your makeup was set onto your skin perfectly, bringing out the best features of your beauty. your hair was styled to your liking and you chose these cute bubblegum pink pumps to piece your outfit all together.

you picked up your phone, having a small photoshoot of your own before choosing the picture you thought was best and sending it to Javìer.

you were sat infront of the mirror, pulling a cute pose while trying to get you whole outfit in frame.

not even 3 minutes later, a ping rings through your phone.

⤷ que belleza neña go have ur fun for now

⤷ cus ur not gonna like it when i pick u up

your heart raced with lustful anticipation and excitement. you continued to tease him through message, sending another picture to him that showed how risque your pink mini-skirt was.

⤷ u are so done for pequeña

he wasn’t even here, yet you could feel his menacing presence and hear his strict tone in your head.

soon enough, you were getting a call from your friends; letting you know they were outside.

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you and your bestfriend danced along to the house music that played through the huge booming speakers of the wide-spaced club that was only illuminated by a combination of different color fading lights.

you had a few drinks already, loosing track of how long you’ve been dancing for before stepping away with your friends. you went back to your the corner couch you were seated at along with your friends.

you felt hazed out and tipsy as you uncapped your water bottle before taking a sip.

all your tipsy self could think about was Javí, it was 1 AM and you knew he was awake and on stand-by for you.

your vision was blurry because of the alcohol as you open his contact, dialing him on the phone. you hear the phone ring momentarily before connecting.

“everything good, princesa?”

“mmhmm, i misss you javí” you slurred out.

“how drunk are you, neña?” his tone was caring, making your overwhelmed tipsy body run a cold shiver through your spine.

“s’only tipsyy—amor?” you respond before calling out to him, more like whining out to him.

“dime pequeña” the way his voice sounded so caring, yet stern, made your body quiver and breath hitch.

the alcohol was definitely assisting your mind in fogging it with only one thought; Javíer.

“come pick me up—s’wanna go home to youu” you plead with a slight moan, the alcohol was definitely getting the best of you.

“i’ll be there in 15 minutes, get ready.”

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Javí was not an idiot, he could hear the neediness in your tone.

after being together for 5 years, Javí always knew the second his poor girl had one too many drinks and wanted to run home to her man.

which is how you always ended up with you stuffed so full of Javíer’s thick cock after a night out.

Javíer practically sped through the semi-empty midnight streets, definitely not driving the speed limit.

soon enough he was outside the club venue, sending you a message that he was outside. Javíer couldn’t find close parking, so he parked the car farther down the empty street.

you were inside, hugging your friend's goodbye, grabbing your purse before they walked you to the front of the club door.

you opened the door and there he was, the man you had been longing for the whole night. he was standing there under the streetlight with a lit cigarette in his mouth.

he had his light blue button up hugging his chest and muscular arms as it was tucked into his jeans, his belt holding his pants perfectly.

you took him in as you step towards him as he puffed on his cigarette while his eyes traveled down your body.

Javíer took in the way your tits were accentuated through your small green top, your skirt stopped just at your upper thigh as your entire legs were on display, and your pumps gave you a taller stance than your natural one.

you still were not enough to compare to his tall and built frame.

Javí steps closer once you were just a foot away from him, your face meeting his broad chest “real dolled up, huh?” he mutters under his breath, lifting two fingers to grasp your chin; making you look up at him.

you felt your voice caught in your throat as you felt your heat begin to pool into your panties. the breeze from the cold night air, lifting the blimps of your skin.

“c’mon pequeña, i parked the car a little down” Javí instinctively wraps his arm around your lower waist, his hand ghosting over your ass.

you didn’t realize how he was sizing up your skirt with his hand, seeing how close he was to that pretty pussy over your little skirt.

you both made your way down the dark street; the night sky being illuminated by the full moon that was bleeding bright tonight as you both walked past dim streetlights.

you pass a couple empty parked cars; the streets empty with no one in view.

you walked down with Javíer having a tight grasp on your waist made your mind run wild in a pure lustful frenzy.

you see Javí’s truck come into view, recognizing the big black vehicle from a few feet away.

“so did you have fun, princesa?” he begins to ask you about your night as the arm that was wrapped around you loosens. he took your purse from your arm before proceeding to unlock the door.

“was’good babyy, i danced a good bit with my friends after i finished my two drinkss” you slightly slurred out as your vision regained its focus but feeling the buzz still tingle up your body.

he opened the passenger door for you as he set your purse down inside the car.

all you heard from Javí was an almost inaudible hum from his lips as you go to step into the passenger seat…. or at least you tried.

Javíer immediately made your body fumble over into the passenger seat, bending over with one knee on the seat and your other foot down onto the pedestal below his truck, holding your balance.

“Ja-Javí?” you were slightly taken aback by the way he grabbed you, but you weren’t complaining as him manhandling you completely had your panties glued to your slit by your own arousal.

“i bet all the men in there enjoyed the little show you gave them” his tone was husky and cold as you felt his back against yours as his thick cool buckle brushed against the back of your exposed thighs.

“I-no—I wasn’t” you began to whine out, your ass squirming a little and bumping up against his belt buckle more.

“hm neña? I couldn’t hear you.” you felt his cold hands flip your skirt up, fondling and gripping the flesh as more midnight breeze pushed against your skin.

you were facing forward, only seeing the complete inside of his car and empty driver seat.

but you could completely feel Javíer behind you.

you looked back at him causing your body to arch down a bit more, completely exposing your seeped through panties. you’ve never felt so exposed before.

here you were, bent over Javí’s truck with your ass completely exposed for public display as the car door wasn’t shut at all.

the only coverage being the open car-door from the side; creating a makeshift shield from one angle as the other had a perfect view for anyone to see the way Javíer was going to fuck you.

“tan’ mojada pequeña, porque?”

you felt his hands run up and down your clothed slit, pushing the wet fabric against your pussy causing a temporary bubbly friction as you felt the pressure of his two fingers.

you let out a pathetic whimper as you lean yourself more forward, trying your hardest to focus on your balance.

“fuckin’ answer me when I'm talking to you!”

he ordered, his tone was harsh and guttural causing a chill to run up your body which was immediately followed by a jump as Javíer’s hand landed a dour smack onto the exposed flesh of your ass.

“you! s’all because of you!” you yelp out as you wiggle your ass excitingly.

“oh so, my slut does know how to speak” he mocked out, his tone pitying you.

“m’sorry Javí—no volverá pasar!” your voice velveted out as you pleaded, your legs quivering with each blow of nature’s breeze.

“mí neña tan linda, always wanting to go out in such slutty outfits.” he cooed out, his hands finding the slim lining of your underwear right under your skirt.

you felt so small and filthy like this, your body subconsciously growing timid under the oozing pleasure he was igniting inside you and out of you, right here at the corner of an empty street, in a parked car.

he pulled down your panties, watching through the natural gloomed out lighting how your panties sticked to your pussy with your juices leaking down you.

“look at that pretty pussy” he coos lewdly, causing you to whine out as takes his middle and ring finger to circle around your soaked pussyhole.

“been needing you, Javí baby” you began to babble as he made you grow more antsy in bliss.

“only you! need you—please-oh fuck!” your babbles were interrupted by your own shriek as you felt a warm wet feeling take over the one cold and exposed feeling of your pussy.

Javíer began to fuck you with his tongue, wasting no time in attaching his lips to your dripping pussy; how could he? when it was crying for him.

you tried to keep your balance by gripping onto the headrest of the passenger seat as you felt his tongue run a long swipe along your juiced folds “oh fuck Javí!” you were too fucking horny to care about your loud moans possibly ringing through the silent street-night.

not for a single second did Javí pull away from your pussy, giving her all his attention.

Javíer sucked on your clit, rolling his tongue around it and your slits as the only words that fell from your lips was his name.

“oh my—Javí! oh my fuck!” you couldn’t help but croak out your moans at the immense pleasure you were feeling.

the way he had you was bringing you pure rapture at the taboo thought of someone possibly watching you two in the midnight.

you could feel your stomach erupt as your orgasm bubbled through the delicious open-mouthed licks coming from his beautiful tongue.

you felt the small hairs of his mustache friction against your clit causing your ass to push back into his face more while you cried out in ecstasy. you felt yourself grow closer to your climax.

Javíer kept up with the volume of your moans and pathetic whines.

his pace never halting as his hands went to grip your hips to keep your ass bent over and pussy exposed as he eats you out like he hasn’t fucking eaten in decades.

you felt your orgasm begin to build up, you were sure your nails were digging into the plush of the passenger seat material, creating crescents into the fabric.

your eyes rolled back as your mouth fell agape in vicious delight. you felt your orgasm flow through your body as he licked each trickling bead from your leaking pussy.

you felt satisfaction warp through your body as you look back at Javí.

you could barely see him as the moon shined right behind his head like a make-shift crown, for the only man; only man you allowed to ever take you like this, like a whore.

Javíer had been palming his painful hard-on through his now, unzipped jeans; only the crotch of his boxers for display through his unbuckled belt.

you began to wriggle your ass even more, slightly backing it to brush up against his clothed cock. you felt the cool metal buckle against your flesh again, colliding with the feeling of another indecent smack to your plushy ass.

you were still looking back at him as you let out euphoric sob through fucked out eyes.

“dime lo que quieres, mi amor”

Javíer husked out, licking his lips before massaging the tingling flesh of your ass. his voice returned to a low octave, still carrying a stern, but no longer harsh demeanor.

“i need you to fuck me Javí!”

that was all he needed to hear to have him slipping his boxers low enough to pull out his thick erection, standing flavorful and tall.

Javíer pumped himself softly before aligning himself with your glistening entrance.

Javí squeezed your hips softly, bringing you closer to him as he sinks his cock into your gushy pussy.

the second you feel his cock glide into with ease like always, your pussy always managing to snug him perfectly into you as the stretch convulsed your pussy.

“y’always feel like fuckin’ heaven, bebésita” Javíer hissed out as the feeling of your balmy and pulsing pussy, taking him like you were made for him only.

“feels—feels so good amor! s’big!” you mewled out, your voice being fervent.

Javíer became the only thing you felt, engulfing your pussy and whole-being.

you felt him begin to slide in’n’out of you at a feverishly slow pace, making you feel every inch that smoothly drowned into each crevess of your insides.

just the feeling of Javí’s big thick cock had your breath caught in your chest, completely mind-bending as his soft slides turn into piquant thrusts in no time.

“mphm—díos mìo!” you cried out lecherously, you felt Javíer’s hand make its way up your semi-clothed back till it was entangled in your hair.

he doesn’t hesitate to pull on it, pulling your body up along the way and arching the position you were in more. you were sure your nails cut into the fabric of Javíer’s little truck.

Javíer’s savoring slow pace turned into pummeling thrusts. you could feel each bounce of your ass bounce off his hips as his hand tugged on your hair, inflaming a riveting pain in you.

his pace electrified with each little sob of his name that left your mouth, you could barely even speak as you tried to swallow back the drool that threaten to drip down the corner of your fucked out mouth.

“who’s slut are you, hm?” once again, his jarring tone and vulgarity came out.

“¡solo para ti! siempre para ti!” you chant , repeating it once more at another smack he landed on the now, strawberry flesh off your ass.

“eso bebèsita, all those men can look but, they can’t touch—isn’t that, right?” his question grunts out as his cock rams into you at a relishing speed.

your head was being tugged back as your body recoiled with every vigorous thrust from his snapping hips. your neck began to ache as you struggle to keep looking at him as his hand gripped your hair; unknowing if he can even see you but oh, he definitely can.

your eyes were squeezed shut as your mouth was completely agape, feeling wicked with the cock-dumb haze he put you in.

your body shook as Javíer completely ravished you.

“Javí—yes! fuck ya—” your pussy clenched around him with your fucked out babble.

“amás como te pongo, eh? letting me fuck you right’ere where anyone can see—que suciá.”

“for you—only—fuck—you!” your moans got more strangled out with each worship that left your mouth, his cock completely taking over your membrane; filling your pussy and mind with each hankering momentum.

his cock continued to plunge into you mercilessly, the sound of your each other’s skin slamming against each other with the small deep creaks coming from the moving truck.

Javíer was taking you viciously and relentlessly, his hand let go of the tug he had on your hair before finding its way around your neck, squeezing ever-so slightly.

all he wishes was to be able to be there with you, every single time you go out, but his job took so much time away from his personal life; it infuriated him, especially today when he seen those little pictures you sent him.

it wasn’t that he didn’t trust you, he knew how much you loved him, but it was the people.

he wishes he could keep you like his gun, tucked away and only accessible to him.

you felt his cock pistol into you at a deeper angle, feeling his tip flutter against your cervix causing your tummy to swell in rapture. you weren’t even sure if you were still breathing at this point, only rigid cries and moans leaving your lips.

“please javí! please! s’much—too much!” you could feel your stomach bubble up immense pleasure and overstimulating pain as your walls flared and fluttered around his thick cock as your second orgasm begins to enthrall your body.

“now now, y’can handle the club—you can handle this dick, isn’t that right pequeña?” Javíer hissed and heaved out roughly as he feels his own climax approach him.

he still doesn't stop his hips from hauling into yours as he leans himself down, splaying his clothed chest against your back. you felt his free hand go up through your torso till he found his way to your titties, squeezing each one through your top.

you felt the way his callous big hands burned onto your chest and neck, now feeling hot on your sweating skin. your bodies rocked against each other as you both indulged in thrilling pleasure.

you felt the brim of your climax get closer to shooting through and out your body, pussy clenching once more around Javíer’s coated cock “ándale neña, dámelo” he coos breathlessly as his hips begin to stutter down into a flux pace.

the empty streets echoed with noises of your nefarious act.

you would be damned the minute anyone was to see two of you.

just the unholy thought of someone possibly watching the two of you. the way he had you like this; in a completely immorally beautiful position was enough to have your body skyrocket.

the intense wave that crashed through you as your cries croak out into silence, only now hearing Javíer’s deep groans and grunts in your ear as the grip he has on your throat tightens softly.

he began to reach his own climax as you felt him twitch inside your fluttering walls, milking him through his orgasm completely. your bodies completely melted into each other as you both became breathless together.

you felt the way his load creamed into you, coating your walls and filling you up with his creamy cum as he watches the mix of both your pulpy moisture drip out of your swollen hole.

you were seeing stars as your eyes were squeeze shut as the slight cut-off of oxygen had your mind-boggled and feeling febrile.

the second Javíer feels you turn into mush under him while in his embrace. he immediately pulls out, reality setting him out of his lust possessed-like trance.

he tucks himself away after hiking up your panties and pulling down your skirt. he reached over for his jacket that was in the driver's seat, sprawling it over your lap after he flipped you over; helping your sore and fucked-out self sit.

he immediately checked around to see if anyone had been watching before shutting your passenger door and making his way to sit in the driver’s seat.

he leaned over into you, placing a passionate kiss on your lips as his warm hand caresses your cheek before pulling away, still leaned in close to your lips.

“lo que pasára pequeña, if you wear these tiny mini skirts without around me”

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[agendabymooner]

☏ ALO-INDUCED CHAOS, fa14 voicemail blurb (f)

☏ MOONY’S VOICEMAIL — a series in which formula one drivers send a voicemail to the reader. what about? prompts may vary. (maybe fluff or smut, idk)

voicemail summary: fernando called his wife in hopes of finding his son’s race suit as chaos occurred in the alonso household. thankfully, his daughter was sane enough to assist him and her siblings as they prepared to head out for the race.

content warning: dad!fernando x nameless mom!reader, literally blurb, humour/fluff, dad!fernando and the mini alos (from this smau series), brief spanish dialogue, dad!nando in his prime (sarcastic as hell but you know), sassy mini nando (reyna)

note: i have not slept for a day straight 🤧 enjoy this blurb xx

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“mi amor, i don’t know where you are right now but i’m just wondering if you know where frederico’s race suit might be?” fernando asked through the voicemail, a hint of panic in his tone as he said, “i told him to get it from the laundry room before we got ready but—“

“pa!” a voice called from the entryway or wherever fernando was as they continued to speak, “i’ve helped tino and tiago put on their shoes and they have their jackets on! ¿podemos irnos ahora?” can we go now? 

fernando replied back to the voice, “and their bags? all good?”

“sì,” the voice replied, “can we go now? you haven’t even braided my hair yet, papa!”

“reyna, i’m talking to your mother,” fernando told the voice, now named reyna, with a slight scolding tone. “can you help your big brother find his race suit? por favor?” 

“ugh- frederico,” reyna stomped off.

“reyna severina alonso, your feet,” fernando called, “stop stomping them or i’ll cut ‘em off.” 

“we’re running late to the race, pa!” reyna argued back. 

“i know we are, that’s why please help your brother find his suit,” fernando told his daughter. the girl had already gone off before another pair of feet began making their way to where fernando was.

“paaaaa,” another voice said, “which helmet should i use?”

fernando sighed deeply. “frederico, amor—“

“sì?” his eldest son, frederico or freddy, asked him with a glint of curiosity in his tone.

“how many heads do you have?” fernando asked, his sarcastic self showing despite speaking to his own son. he couldn’t help it— they were about to run late to freddy’s race. and freddy was here asking him about which helmet to use.

“you gotta pick one, mi corazon— preferably quickly because you’re gonna miss your race,” fernando told freddy as nicely as he could. 

“okay, okay-i’ll do that,” freddy let out a sigh. 

another pair of feet had stomped into the room as reyna’s voice dragged out the name, “freddyyyyyy!”

“rey, what did i say about your feet?” fernando warned his daughter. 

“i’m sorry, papa— but your son is so so silly,” fabrics shifted as freddy gasped. reyna then continued, “that he couldn’t even find his own race suit in his own room— in his own closet.”

fernando sighed in relief. “you are a delightful girl, rey.”

“oh, sweet! gracias, hermana!” freddy said happily before taking the race suit from his sister and running off. 

fernando then called out, “five minutes and we’re leaving, freddy!” 

“sì! i’ll be down as soon as possible!” freddy’s voice echoed down the hallway. 

the father-daughter duo fell into silence as reyna said, “papa, why is it that every time you and freddy are struggling to find something it’s always me and mama who find them?”

fernando sighed, “don’t get too mouthy now, mi vida.”

“mama said it’s because you two always find with your mouth- not with your eyes,” reyna giggled hysterically once fernando began to tickle her sides. “don’t tickle me, pa! mama’s right!”

“yeah yeah- whatever, c’mon let’s braid your hair before we go.” 

— beep —

[their80smichelle]

Hiii I got a request! Orginally I had this idea down even wrote it on my masterlist but just wasnt working out after I tried to rewrite it.

Anyways, they chilling at his place and Dave Mustaine teach reader French (it's okay if u dont use french words lol) after hearing his recent song A Toute Le Monde, she wanted to learn as well. Feel free to do whatever lol 🙏

look at him go

a/n: Hiii! I. love. It. As a first request it’s really cool.🔥🩷

Sorry it’s long I was inspired- hope it’s okay and not too bad and that I respected your request (I feel like I rushed it at the end) (I'm always scared to post stuffs I write.)

Of course I used French words cause… I am French🤧

Time to tell you French is absolutely not sexy when YOU ARE French💀(I made myself giggle while writing this request though.)

🥖🇫🇷Also, Dave said the lyrics meant “to the entier world, to all my friends, I love you, I must go.”

But I would have translated it as “to everyone, to all my friends, I love you, I have to go.” Cause “to the entier world” in French it’s “Au monde entier.” There’s not a big difference but it’s still different. And for “je dois partir” it means you HAVE TO. But again, there’s no big difference.

Warnings: grammar obviously, French, fluff, is it cheesy? It definitely is, cliché lol

Anyway, hope you’re going to enjoy it!! 🩷

You and Dave were at his place chilling, eating popcorn and watching TV. You were sat on the couch and Dave was on a chair checking a magazine.

Megadeth just released their new song “A Tout Le Monde” and you already love it. But since the title and some lyrics were not in English you were wondering what it meant and why he wrote it in another language.

“Hey Dave…” he looks at me and smile, “Hey you…”

“Can I ask you a question about your song?” You ask turning your head toward him. “Sure, which one?”

“Hmmmm…” You hum and narrow your eyes unsure on how to pronounce it. You could see his smirk forming on his face. “The last one.” You speak. At least you were sure to not mispronounce it. Dave nods and looks at you, that little smirk still painted on his face. “The last one?”

“Ah no. Don’t make me pronounce it.” I tell him amused “Aw too bad... I can’t answer your question if I don’t know what song you’re talking about love…” Is that ginger mocking you or daring you??

“Aw… too bad for you too… for once someone was caring about your music.” You obviously didn’t mean that. You just returned it against him…

He opened his mouth wide and scoffed. Dave almost laughed but he quickly took a serious face and narrowed his eyes looking directly at you.

“Say it.” You narrow your eyes too “No.”

“Yeah, say it.”

“Nah.”

“C’mon say it!”

“Nuh uuuuh”

Dave looks at you and purse his lips “Hmm.” You mimic him and purse your lips too.

He wasn’t going to answer your question. You raise your eyebrows.

“Well. Okay.” He smirks again as you say it. “You’re evil. What’s the name again?” You feign not remembering it… but he’s not stupid so you roll your eyes.

“Hmmm, aaaa… tu- touuut, le… monde.” You say with an accent. Dave raises his hands in the air “Yeaaah”, but he laughs. You grimace “Hey don’t mock me.”

“Okay okay...” he stops his laugh and looks at you again “So what was that question?”

“Ah! Why the title and some lyrics are in French or whatever is that damn language?” he smiles. At least it’s a good question. “We just wanted to try something, and we tried in a lot of different language. We had Spanish and French, but French is the one that sounded better, and that was probably easier to sing.”

“Ah yeah cause French is easy…”

“That’s not what I said. And I have French ancestors anyway.”

You smile at this information. That’s actually a fire sentence to say.

“Sooo what does the lyrics mean in English?”

French is supposed to be a sexy language. Not that he’s not already sexy but he could be even more…

“Well, the title is in the lyrics… A tout le monde, à tout mes amis, je vous aimes, je dois partir. It simply means to the entier world, to all my friends, I love you, I must go.” He explains to you.

You were listening carefully to understand the meaning “I don’t know how… to explain that but, it’s simple words but deep lyrics.” He smiles again at your kind of compliment.

“Hey, do you know something else in French??” You happily ask curious. Not that You wanted to learn French, but it was still interesting.

He shrugs “Huh… I’m not fluent but I know some basics yeah. Why?” You look up and smile. “What?” he laughs (cutely. help). You shrug and purse your lips to hold your smile “Teach me French.”

He laughs again “Like what? I only know- “

“-Everything you know.”

He gets up and walk toward you. “Well, I know, bonjour…” he looks at you giggling at his accent “I know… Je m’appelle Dave…” You giggle and look at him in the eyes as he sat beside you. He looks at you too “salut…”

“Salut…” You repeat in a whisper. You couldn’t help the smile on your face.

“Tu es magnifique…” He says with a warm voice. You laugh again trying to hide you red cheeks. He laughs too “Why are you blushing? You don’t even understand!”

He takes a flirty face and raise his eyebrows up and down “Am I sexy?” it made you laugh even more. Is French funny or is it him being sexy? No. You’re not answering to that.

“Maybe! But out of all of this, what can I learn ??” He thinks about it for a second. “Hm. I know some curses too.”

“Dave! C’mon!” You slap his arm slightly “What?? You want to learn French to make me blush too??” He complains more amused than offended.

“HE- No?” You stop and say innocently “Sure… Okay repeat after me. Je, m’appelle.”

You repeat words after words, and you actually find it easy. He learned you how to say your name, your age, your gender, where you live.

“Stop laughing! How do you even pronounce that!”

“Aujourd’hui, je visite New York. Today I visit New York. Come on!”

You try to mouth the words as he says it. Yeah, well okay maybe French is hard. You then say the sentence Dave told you.

“No don’t say New York with an accent. French don’t do that…” You laugh a bit surprised “Why are they so complicated with their useless muted letters and their apostrophes?”

That French lesson ended with you not being able to pronounce anything anymore and Dave laughing at you trying to pronounce “Écureuil” because he thought it would be fun to teach you that word.

You both were now laying on the couch watching TV again your head on his shoulder and his head on yours.

“You know you can still try to learn curses… it’s easier…”

[freestyle-crocodile-trashpile]

Can i request for cod males(plus konig if you dont mind) x male reader who's a Filipino and when they get mad they just speak stuffs in Filipino and roast them in their language Even though no one would understand them? And like they're just sleeping/cuddling together and reader fell asleep and began to mumble sweet stuffs under their breath like "mahal kita" and "saakin ka lang mahal" (it means "your mine only Love" idk if its correct though-) im sorry if this seems to much please forgive me 😭😭😭😭 btw bye dude i love your fics and happy late valentine's🤧🤧🤧❤️❤️🤧🤧🤧😭😭😭

[A/n:Happy late Valentine's Day 🥰. Thank you for requesting]

Summary: Your Filipino and when you get mad you'll yell at them in Filipino and sometimes roast them, but when you about to fall asleep you'll tell them sweet things

Type:Hcs: König X M!Reader: Rodolfo X M!Reader: Graves X M!Reader

Version:Mw2

König

He would be worried when you angrily yell in Filipino

And when you point at him and yell in Filipino he gets nervous

He's always worried he didn't something wrong

Until you gently tell him things before falling asleep

Then he stops worrying so much, now he just giggles and waves you off

Rodolfo

He yells at you back in Spanish and laughs at your reaction

And when you roast him, he'll feel it in his bones and roast you back

No he doesn't know what your saying, but he can guess

And when you whisper sweet things before falling asleep, he fall asleep with a smile

Every time you yell at him in Filipino he'll just smile

Graves

He just stands there awkwardly, whats he supposed to do?

He doesn't know what to say so he just waves you off

Yes he thinks about it for the rest of the day

But when you whisper sweet things to him, he'll panic internally

At the end of the day he'll always ask you if your mad at him, just to make sure

[A/n:I hope you enjoyed]

[raapija]

In the pookie au, if they all speak spanish does that mean Lance too ? Or he’s completely clueless when they all talk in rapid spanish ? Like what if he doesn’t know a word so when he like convinces Fernando not to do something for the kids (*no they don’t need a third ps5 wtf*) they all talk in spanish to annoy him ?

Lance can probably understand some of it, since he speaks Italian and has been around so long 😅

But when they're speaking super fast, he's standing there like the "huh?" cat 🤧🤧🤧🤧🤧 Getting overstimulated by rapid fire spanish and throwing his hands up "f this, do whatever you want but don't blame me." and then proceeding to say "I told you so" when their plans inevitably go bust 😭

[lovelyvogrincic]

Paper Rings

Esteban Kukuriczka x fem! Reader

Social Media Au

Note: Guys, I’m at College now 😭 I can’t believe it, that’s why I’ve been so absent. And as I was hearing Taylor, this song came and I love a good Tay x LSDLN guys! Hope you like this 💌

Alsoooo! Yesterday was my bday and this is my gift to you 😽❤️

“The moon is high, like your friends were the night when we first met,went home and tried to stalk you on the internet”.

September 12th, 2023

Yn.yln

Liked by kuku.esteban and 1,876 others.

Met some nice and guapos guys. Is my Spanish good? @netflixlat @kuku.esteban @pipegonzalesotano

View all 233 comments.

Kuku.esteban: your Spanish is getting there, I’ll teach you ;)

Vorgincicenzo: So nice meeting you! (Lo escribí bien?)

Pipegonzalesotano: Loved these pics 🫶🏻 gracias por todo.

User1: AAAAAY MY FAV COMBO YN SPEAKING SPANISH 😭 te amamos.

User2: Ok… pero shippeo a Yn con Enzo 🫣

User3: @User2 nah, yo la shippeo con Kuku!

Pipegonzalesotano: @User3 tenes toda la razóooon.

September 13th, 2023

Ynupdatea

Liked by ynwifey and 899 others.

So, Yn just followed @kuku.esteban in all his social medias and… he followed her back, him being the first guy from the movie to be followed by her.

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User1: OMG! I KNEW IT 😭 I SHIPP THEM NOW!

User2: Guys don’t be like this, let’s respect her privacy 😩

User3: I agree, let things happen!

“The wine is cold, like the shoulder I gave you in the street”.

October 20th, 2023.

Yn.yln

Liked by franromerofran and 105k others.

Let’s do it again 🩷 ¿si? @kuku.esteban

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pipegonzalesotano: QUE BONITOS SOOON!

Franromerofran: I’m Cupid. I shipped them from the first day 🤧

Kuku.esteban: please let’s do it again 🩷

User1: am I screaming about a relationship that isn’t mine? Yes.

“Kiss me once ‘cause you know I had a long night…”

October 23th, 2023

Kuku.esteban

Liked by yn_yln and 110k others.

Un día mágico, con vos, and, Im lucky to have met you. ❤️ Mi guapa.

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User1: DIOS! MI GUAPA LE DIJOOOO 😭

User2: Que dolor no ser su mujer pero soporto porq es yn!

Franromerofran: @User2 opino igual 😩

Yn_Yln: You are amazing 🫶🏻 te quiero mucho.

Kuku.esteban: @yn_yln 😽❤️

MatiasRecalt: cuando se hagan novios nos hacemos los sorprendidos, ¿dale?

“I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this”

December 1st,2023

Kuku.esteban

Liked by Juanicar and 190k others.

Love you to the moon and to Saturn, mi guapa @yn_yln 🤍

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Yn_yln: ay, sending you lots of kisses 😽 mi guapooo.

Juanicar: PARÁ! SON LOS MÁS TIERNOS, LOS ADORO!

Pipegonzalesotano: AAAAA CUANTO AMOR SE RESPIRA! Que lindos.

Franromerofran: que bonita adición a nuestra familia 🥺 ahora somos 3.

Yn_yln: Whaaaat? You are the third wheel always, I’m sorry but, Kuku is not longer yours, he is my guapo.

User1: Amo mucho ver a Kuku tan feliz y enamorado! Cuídalo mucho (yn)

*liked by yn_yln*

User2: soy fan de esta relación!

User3: llévalo a la luna por nosotros.

“In the winter, in the icy outdoor pool, when you jumped in first, I went in too. I’m with you even if it makes me blue.”

December 25th, 2023

Yn.yln

Liked by OliviaRodrigo and 298k others.

Merry Christmas from our family to yours 🎄🩷 (yes! He gifted me a dog!)

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Kuku.esteban: I’m so glad you liked it 🤍 te amo muchísimo.

Franromerofran: A mi solo me dejaron una botella de shampoo :(

Pipegonzalesotano: @Franromerofran Espera… a ti te dieron regalos?

MatiasRecalt: @FranRomerofran @pipegonzalesotano esperen… ustedes tuvieron navidad? 🥲

Yn_yln: @MatiasRecalt Come! I’ll have a present for you! :)

OliviaRodrigo: Directly from a Hallmark movie 💜

User1 : Mis papis 🥺

User2: They are so in love and I’m so here for it !

Vorgincicenzo: Feliz navidad a ustedes 🫶🏻

“I want to drive away with you, I want your complications too, I want your dreary Mondays, wrap your arms around me, baby boy”

March 19th, 2024

Yn.yln

Liked by pipegonzalesotano and 98k others.

Happy birthday to the most beautiful and amazing man I ever met! It’s so wonderful to have you in my life. Te adoro, mi guapo 🩷 thank you for showing me what’s real love.

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Kuku.esteban: Preciosa! Thanks for this kind words and all your love 😽

Pipegonzalesotano: Feliz cumpleaños Kuku! Te queremos mucho 🫶🏻

User1: The pictures, the caption, just them>>> 🤧

User2: I love them so muuuuuuch! You don’t understand, feliz cumpleaños Kuku!

User3: What a beautiful family 🥲

“Honey, without all the exes, fights and flaws, we wouldn’t be standing here so tall.”

December 1st, 2024.

Kuku.esteban and yn_yln

Liked by Blas.polidorii and 112k others.

365 días con ella. Y quiero pasar toda mi vida contigo 😽🩷

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Yn_yln: Te amo y quiero estar siempre contigo 🩷

User1: Ok pero, el español de @yn_yln después de 1 año con Kuku es TOP!

VogrincicEnzo: Que viva el amoooor!

Franromerofran: Un año para reemplazarme, uno!💔

Yn_yln: Me perdonas? @franromerofran

User2: Yo sigo shippeando a Fran y a Kuku! Sorry not sorry yn.

“I like shiny things but I’ll marry you in paper rings.”

January 26th, 2027.

Yn_yln and Kuku.esteban

Liked by franromerofran and 588k others.

Im marrying my best friend, everyone! 🤧🩷 I love you endlessly, mi guapo.

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Vorgincicenzo: Felicidades chicos! I love you two 🥺

Franromerofran: Ok, this is cuteeee! Felicidades amores míos!

Juanicar: AAAAAAAAAAAAA! FELICIDADES GUAPÍSIMOS! Love you 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

Pipegonzalesotano: Omg! I saw the beginning, now, I see a new beginning! Que lindos son! 🥰❤️

User1: AAAAAAAAA! The gasp I let out!

User2: 4 years together and they still call each other cute names 🥺

User3: OMG I CANT WAIT FOR THE WEDDING AND THEN THE BABY!

User4: @User3 OMG IMAGINE A MINI KUKU OR A MINI YN 😭😭😭

*liked by Kuku.esteban*

“Darling you are the one I want, in paper rings, in picture frames, in all my dreams.”

November 15th,2027

Yn_yln and Kuku.esteban

Liked by filmbayona and 988k others.

Married el amor de mi vida! Now I’m Mrs. Kuku 🫣❤️ love you so much. And thanks to everyone who came!

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Santivacanarvaja: gracias por la invitación! Muchas felicidades 🫶🏻

Juanicar: Fue LA boda! Los amamos chicos 🥰 congrats!

Franromerofran: You looked gorgeous Kuku, and you too yn 🫣! Love you both <3

OliviaRodrigo: so happy to see you happy my girlie 💜

Filmbayona: Gracias por invitarme, love you guys !

ArianaGrande: AAAAAA! My Cuties 🤧

User1: wishing I could’ve attend the wedding, it looked so fun!

Pipegonzalesotano: @User1 It was! God, just remembering watching Enzo dancing Payaso de rodeo is engraved in my mind 🥲

User2: @pipegonzalesotano I wish I could see a video !

Vogrincicenzo: @pipegonzalesotano no te atrevas a subir nadaaaa!

User3: AMAMOS a los chicos que estuvieron en la boda con chicas de la industria bailando payaso de rodeo!

Juanicar: @User3 estuve así 🤏🏻 de sacar a bailar a Olivia pero iba con el novio 😔

Yn_yln: @Juanicar QUEEEE!? Tu intentaste que?! 😭

Kuku.esteban: I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you 😽🩷

[vamossainz55]

WHEN DID CARLOS SAY HE WAS AN ASS MAN???

hello dear anon 🫡

he has said it twice from my knowledge:

1. during the mexico gp in his toro rosse era. he said it during this interview (in the car). i cant find the timing but theres a snippet of it on this tiktok.

-> the interview is in spanish and they ask him ‘tetas o nalgas’ (literally boobs or ass) he says nalgas / ass 🤭

2. @thatsdemko recently shared with me another time he said it! this was during mclaren myb? in this interview. theyre speaking italian but idk if ferrari would ever 😭

-> u can hear them ask ‘tette o culo’ (again, boobs or ass, the interviewers joke that he’d say both) but at the end he says culo / ass 🤧

i find it hilarious that its quite obscure content and he happens to be asked this (and that he happens to answer) when its not an interview done in english lmao

anyways as a member of the itty bitty titty community, i am happy to announce that carlos sainz is an ass man 🫶🏽

[mrsshabana]

I kept thinking about the question of how many languages ​​does Gyutaro speak and I thought, I saw a video of BTS speaking Spanish and that was SO fucking adorable ✨🤧 (because they don't speak Spanish they just memorized the message lol) so if in YBF, Gyutaro went on tour and If he said some words or things with bad Spanish but you can see his effort, it would definitely be the most beautiful thing I would see in the month 💖

Awwww that would be so cute!

If Gyutaro knew you spoke Spanish he would ask you to teach him too. And since he knows French is wouldn't be too difficult for him since there are lots of similarities. Even if he caught on quickly he might lie and pretend he's struggling just so he can have an excuse to have you teach him more often. 🤭

[angelustful]

—𝖶𝗁𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝖻𝗋𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖲𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗌𝗁？

—an: based on a certain headcanon coming up..I’m making another headcanon (for more information) on which brother knows Spanish. Credits to my dear @cosmiic-world , without u, I wouldn’t have done this fr🤧🫶🏽🫶🏽

characters included—Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

➛#01

𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 would definitely know Spanish, shit he’d probably know half the languages. He knows all the accents (you know it, Mexican, Cuban, Colombian, Dominican, Venezuelan, all of them.) When he goes to the human world and talks to a person who speaks Spanish, he says the words perfectly. Not a single mistake, no stutters or pauses.

➛#02

𝐌𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐧 would know all the accents, the words, the slangs, everything. He probably knows more than Lucifer. He would show off to one of his brothers who wouldn’t know Spanish that much. He’s so confident and proud to know a human language. When he goes to the human world, just like Lucifer, he nails the words and accents perfectly.

➛#03

𝐋𝐞𝐯𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 would know a lil bit. He understands some words when humans speak to him in Spanish, though he does kinda struggle replying back. He only knows certain accents and slangs but would not be confident to speak it back. He doesn’t really think too much of it, though he wished he learned more.

➛#04

𝐒𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐧 would definitely know. He studied human language before you came to the Devildom as an exchange student. He was getting ready if he was going to communicate with you so he was studying some human languages. He understands what people are saying to him, he knows the accents and slangs. When he speaks it, he’s pretty good speaking it with a certain accent. He wants to make sure he doesn’t mess up on words.

➛#05

𝐀𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐮𝐬 would know very little, a little more than what Levi knows but he’s not good like his older brothers. He doesn’t really care but he will still study it in case he goes to the human world and bumps into a person who speaks Spanish. He’d probably know the basics but that’s pretty much it. He only knows like two accents and some slangs, though he is trying to speak it well.

➛#06

𝐁𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐳𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐛 would also know a little bit. He’s not pretty confident talking back but he understands what people are saying to him, only in certain accents tho. He would know the slangs but not all of them. He tried studying it but he just gave up? He would probably bring one of his brothers with him in the human world to help him translate to someone who speaks Spanish in case he bumps into one.

➛#07

𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐫 would definitely know too. He admired humans when he was an angel, and he visited the human world too. He had to learn the language when he bumped into humans who spoke Spanish. He was so interested about humans and their languages, that he studied almost all of them. He knows the accents, slangs, everything. He’s like Lucifer, Mammon, and Satan. He’s confident speaking it back, and when he does, he does it perfectly like his older brothers.

© 𝘼𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙛𝙪𝙡 2022, 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙧𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙙. 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙤 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙢𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙛𝙮, 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚, 𝙘𝙤𝙥𝙮 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢 𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙤𝙬𝙣.

[seekforwarmth]

hiii, lou! 💜

well, in that case, i'm glad you are my giftee! ☺️

louis lyricism is so interesting. when he says he writes from experience, he doesn't play. it's like he has a song for every occasion. i wish he was more appreciated as an artist by the gp. 👾

while i was reading your description of the tradition, in my head immediately popped up the movie coco. i have watched it only one time, but i loved it so much. it's really greatly made movie. i cried a little. the tradition itself sounds so magical. 🧐

i hope he goes on tour soon. i miss seeing him on stage. i know he deserves to take a break, but i will be a bit selfish and say i need new music and seeing him everyday in diffent places than the london streets. 🪁

it's an honour to be your valentine! 😋

as much as i love fruits, i don't eat them that often. i have sweet-tooth and most of the time i leave the healthy food behind. anyways, some of my favorite fruits are blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, watermelons, bananas occasionally (i prefer them in banana bread or smoothies). 🧞

my question for the day: how many languages do you speak? ☺️

hope you have a lovely weekend,

- your secret valentine ☔️

hiiiii lovely!! 💖

i’m glad your my gifter (?) as well hdkdhdjd 😁

yes, he’s amazing and i like seeing him trying new things but keep true to himself. i wish he had more recognition.

as for the husband, ngl i like knowing he’s on a break. he’s been working nonstop for years, not even the pandemic stopped him, so for me it’s nice that he’s taking a break, it would be better if we didn’t see him on the streets but that’s just wishful thinking.

i love that movie 🤧 i cry every time i watch it, and even though disney tried to copyright our tradition (lol), i’m glad they made the movie so more ppl knew abt it.

i love your choices, especially the banana smoothies! and tbh i don’t eat them that much either but i see them as little snacks 🤭

i only speak spanish and a bit of english. i wanted to learn portuguese as well but i’m too lazy to sign up for lessons. what abt you?

enjoy your weekend my love! <333

[agendabymooner]

IT'S TUESDAYYYY over here in hot and aweaty Philippines 🤧🤧🤧 currently in class but not paying attention, it's one of THOSE days

You can call me avaleine!! Or ava, that works too. Obviously not my irl name 🤧 y'know how parents over here name their kids IWJFJFJIEJFJD

OMG I JUST STARTED LIKING F1 like... Uh.. I think like... August? I don't remember anymore, just that it was pretty recently and I dragged down a friend, another friend, that friend's sister, the other friend's girlfriend... Yeah, we're a mess of giggles when talking about F1

I'll be honest, I never really got into writing because I was too insecure about what I wrote in my head, but... Yeah, I hope things will change soon! Having friends that encourage me to try things certainly help!

I also started as a Charles girly 🤧 now I'm a Carlos girly with a sprinkle of Mick + others, and I'm currently loving @multiversesweets's dilf daily thots!!

I HOPE YOUR FEET REMAIN WARM IN THE CANADIAN WINTER pls send snow my way because the heat is heating sob

Sending you all the love and halo-halo!!

Let me just preface: @multiversesweets ??? Quality content good soup good f1 contents mwah~

I understand the naming part being a Filipino child lmfao!!! Though I got away from that because my name is pretty okay for me tHANK FUCK

I only have one friend that I speak to about F1 more frequently and it’s my high school friend. We talk a lot because A) We’re both local nano fuckers B) I gave him my password to my F1TV Pro account for free sooo 💀 he can’t NOT talk to me. We’re both gonna see the race next year in Canada but he’s at the Lance Stroll VIP area 💀

And for writing— listen man, indulge. If you wanna read go. If you wanna write, go. Nobody’s gon judge you unless it’s morally wrong. I do this out of pure enjoyment— like I just sit here and think oh my god I’m so bored let’s write the filthiest smut I can write (I was quite apprehensive about writing one because what if I don’t know sex…?)

Again… I’m a local Nando fucker. Love that man. I can make a lot of jokes about him being Spanish and me a Filipino but I’m not gonna do that rn. I don’t think I have another favourite driver but Piastri is getting there— though I read a lot of Toto Wolff more than I should be so maybe he’s my second favourite? (He’s a driver because that bitch be making my heart race)

Sending you all of the snows (we don’t have any yet it’s only 5 degrees Celsius in here but it snowed once) and all the maple syrups! And the Lays ketchup!

Don’t cry in the class Ava! 😭

[illiana-mystery]

For the 6 Characters Ask Game: Otto Octavius, Maxim Horvath, Stephen Arden, Silas Mccall, Denis Brabant, and James Bussey. (there were too many characters to pick from lmao)

Hey! 😆 Thanks for the ask! 💙 I'm gonna try to switch this up as much as I can since I was already given some of these characters. (Not that I mind since I love these characters so much and I'm very versatile about how I feel about them.)

--

Otto Octavius (Kiss)

Oh my gosh, this man. This man. He has such a stranglehold on my heart. I've loved him for so long. He's been my favorite Marvel villain since I was a kid. So with that being said, I would love to give him a kiss...on the lips and the cheek. He deserves all the love and comfort in the world and I would love to give it to him. 😢🤧

Maxim Horvath (Set on Fire)

If I was Horvath's apprentice, I would probably be hopelessly terrible at magic like Dave (but maybe even worst). So there would probably come a time where I accidently set him on fire. He would probably be mad, but it would be something to laugh about in the future.

(Sorry, I just loved this response so much I had to use it again)

Stephen Arden (Marry)

Can we all just agree that Stephen would be a wonderful husband? Because he would be. He's so sensitive and soft, he's total husband material. So fuck Sil and fuck those bitches at the club. I would have danced with and talked to him. Like I would gladly be Mrs. Arden in a heartbeat.

Silas McCall (Be Roommates With)

Silas is the "Fastest Draw in the West" so if he was my roommate, I know he would keep me safe. And although he's a bad guy, I feel like he would really care for those that were closest to him...at least those he can be vulnerable with. If you've read Collateral, you know how I feel about Silas and I would like to be more than roommates in this scenario. 😉😏

Denis Brabant (Push Off a Cliff)

Denis is hot as fuck, but he's also a misogynist. Like I would like to sit on his face, but every time he speaks, I have the urge to push him off a cliff. If you've read Spanish Lessons, you'd know that I think a really good Dominatrix would do him some good. 😏😎 Just need to fuck that misogyny right out of his sexy French ass.

James Bussey (Wrap a Blanket Around)

Jim is an adorable, grumpy old man so he would get cold easily. That means I would be within my right to gift him a blanket and wrap it around him. Honestly, I would like to share that blanket with him and sit by the fireplace. Then he could tell me stories about The Water Man and maybe his childhood. Plus I think outside of his husky exterior, he's really soft and just wants someone to talk to and I would gladly be that someone. 😍

[lady-maria-the-wolf225]

Da boys when they are sick, and you want to take care of them (I have a really bad cold myself, so I decided to write this. Enjoy!)🤒🤧🥰:

Leo would try to fight his sickness as much as possible by drinking his teas and training, but nothing works. You always want to have him lay down on his bed, but he would always insist he is fine trying to hide his nasally voice from a stuffy nose and constant sniffling and coughing. You make him lay down in his bed, keep him warm, and give him soup dumplings to eat. You help sharpen his weapons, and take care of his plants as he lays back reading a book or watching his favorite Japanese martial art shows. He wished he didn't have to lay down due to his own sickness, but he would understand his well being and getting better is what matters the most. He understands that you care because all couples should take care of each other no matter the thing may be.

Big red Raph would get angry, but can't yell due to having a scratchy really bad sore throat, clogged sinuses, and crazy coughing. You assist the big brute to lay down and get rest. You give him some stuff to do that doesn't involve working at his gym. You make him use a neti pot to unclog those terrapin nostrils of his, and he describes it as unbearable because he feels the water go up in his nose almost feels like a drowning sensation. You give him some warm milk with honey to help with his throat, and give him broccoli and cheese soup with soft bread, and sometimes you would catch him watching either Anime hentai DVD's, or Tele Novela soap operas with English subtitles so he can understand the plot of each episode. He would complain as he watches it while speaking Spanish poorly like "come on! Go to Roberto por favor! Fuck that Ernesto guy! He was an asshole since episode five!! Roberto is your amor!! Andale God dammit!!" You couldn't help but laugh, but at least raph is glad to have a woman like you in his life.

Oh Don bon. How can this grapefruit of a sweetheart get sick? Well, he would get a runny nose, awful sneezing, and fatigue. You unplug his monitors as you see him look at you with a runny nose. You drag his tall scaley ass to his bed, and you give him a humidifier to help with his nose, some Nyquil to help him sleep to get better, since he barely sleeps so he is going to need it. Lol! And some chamomile tea with lemon, and hazelnut soup to eat. You would let him watch his favorite science shows about discoveries of space and mysterious mummies and tombs with artifacts, and reading a book on Stephen Hawking. He also would watch opera shows on television and hum to the melodies with a smile. Despite of being sick, he loves his human girlfriend. You always care about his health and let his body recover until he can get back to doing things in his lab of course. If you get sick yourself, he would obviously would take good care of you.

Mikey boo. The poor baby having the sniffles. Bad cough, itchy throat, stuffy nose, and terrible loud sneezes. Of course he would be in bed right off the bat with no problem at all. You would of course give him warm strawberry milk, have him garggle some salt and water to help numb that awful itchy throat, and some pizza soup to eat. Of course he would beg for dessert, so your best bet would be mexican rice pudding, or chocolate pudding. Either or would make him happy. In terms of activities, playing board games, video games, reading comic books, and even watching movies always would help him keep himself occupied. A humidifier would be used overnight as he rests too. Mikey adores you ever since you both first met. He would never forget the kindness you give to a mutant turtle like him.

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