#hilarious even

[ddeck]

teenage boba fett is the funniest guy to me

[aratinarainstorm]

i think i’m really funny

[propheticpanickingnerd]

Jason would never become an alcoholic or a drug addict, his mother died of an overdose, for gods sake!

Tim however,

[arc-archernar]

e. espeon

is this anything

[ilynpilled]

this is the one time ill hand it to the annoying white woman and her monopoly like this shit is so fucking funny

[whizpurrz]

[disruptxrr]

so i was out and i pulled out something from a little box in my pocket. a guy came over and asked if he could “bum one of those” (he was talking about cigarettes) thing is… i don’t smoke and the little box was just chewing gum so i said “sure” and gave him two pieces of watermelon gum. he just stared at me while i smiled like an idiot.

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Nsfw caller

Imagine getting off and bro calls you like “nice form!”

[blazingblorbos]

My time has come

Cleaned 'em up nicely

[random-moth]

Bart-lmao

[diamondphantom]

Skimming through a Christian book about how to remind your spouse you love them (from 2001) and I have concerns

(Tried to do a text ID for the first time, please forgive any mistakes)

[text ID: page from a book titled “1001 ways to say I love you” that says: Mr. Fix It — bring a smile to your ladies face with a visit from duct tape man if you’ve had a silly quarrel, you need to patch things up a little duct tape may just do the trick show better workplace or while she’s getting her hair done or shopping at the grocery store with several rolls of duct tape lining your arms if you’re able wrap up as much of yourself as you can in duct tape, making sure that one piece is in blazed with the name “duct tape, and“ and is worn on a highly visible place like your chest or capapologize for the quarrel and offered to patch things up with your duct tape. If she’s had some time to cool off from the quarrel, she’ll probably giggle and hug you right there in the middle of your roll of tape in the future you might want to keep a roll of duct tape handy for patching up other things that might come up to. /end ID]

[drollsandpiper6]

I’ve been expecting you

[theicarusconstellation]

coming out as a juliet capulet defender

[philmbro]

dan is funny ok he proved me wrong hes hilarious in this. he should lie more

[masquerain-with-a-mask]

nero's mom is so bad boy by cascada coded

[punk-dad-sharkz]

not romantic, not platonic, but a secret third thing: divorced