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Guys i need an art blog how do i do that

I feel like this one is for my thoughts and headcanons

Which is fine and cool and i love it but i feel like i need a blog where its just art

A lot of it

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i like the idea that loop still just looks like a person theyre just WAY too bright so u cant look at them directly or else all u see is Light And Eyes

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Maybe i should post more art

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I have watched some mcu and have come to the conclusion that all of it is actual shit except:

Captain America: Winter Soldier's Sam Wilson

The guardians of the galaxy on their own without any crossovers

Tom holland's spiderman movies if you take out every joke ever

Im not even being a hater, like the special effects are good and a lot of times you can see the effort put in the background but the characters??? Shit. So bad. Ive been fanonized.

Im sorry Tony is so badly written, his death doesnt even make sense?? Usually you kill a character that had development, he didnt at all. And the only thing i thought interesting about him was the alcoholism and his heart condition and they fix that IN THE FIRST MOVIE???

The avengers were never found family, they had 1 scene where they make a joke and they repeat 12 times over the rest of the movie. No one evolves at all. The way they handled the maximoffs is so shit, i cannot believe this is the work of professionals. Ive read 12 year old self inserts better than whatever they did.

The shit with Clint is the reason you should plan ahead, its like "hi im going into retirement except the 24 time when i dont" like bro that is not the work of a someone planning a franchise.

Just the way they handled spiderman is so bad, im so sorry tom holland, im sure hes great, but the fucking writers, fuck man. They miss the entire point of spiderman, of why spiderman exists, they make him repeat the words "little guy stuff" a million times but thats not the point, its never been the point. I dont. Im so pissed and sad and angry about the spiderman. He's so badly written, its like the writers have never seen a spiderman ever.

Spiderman is supposed to be confident, the mask is supposed to make him hide the fact thats hes not spider"man", he's a kid(in some versions). But if theyre making spiderman, peter, a kid, they should do the go to spiderman principle. Which is: Peter is a little bitch, whiny, nerdy kid, so weak that if spiderman's identity is ever revealed, no way can little piss boy peter be spiderman. You know why? Because Spiderman is confident and witty and fun, he says joke in between fights so calm down people. I mean, if spiderman is making jokes that means everything is okay. He always gets back up, not to hit an enemy but to save someone who needs it. He has priorities, its saving people over everything else. He would try everything to make every adult superhero that knows him believe he is an adult, or at least a young adult. None of that Mr Stark bullshit around other ppl, sure, around only him is understandable, but around other heroes? No way man. Thats Spiderman.

Big text i know, but fuck man, i hate it when ppl miss the point of the most famous hero. Like he has a lot of content to watch and take notes, but the writers did neither and just ughhhh how can people do this professionally. Theres no way it should be allowed to fuck up this big.

The rant stops here but i could say more. I really did think the hate on the mcu was dick riding, but it isnt, it is genuinely ass.

I dont know the MCU?? Like at all.

I mean I watched all the spiderverse multiple times but I know that doesnt count /pos

I watched deadpool but thats cus hes a lil shit <3

I watched one of the andrew garfield spiderman i think

maybe

i dont really remember

But do I want to write a dc x marvel fic abt the spiderman + batfam? Yes!! Absolutely!! I love Dark Matter <333 (and others, i can rec them if anyone wants it)

Just the idea of spiderman swinging around and imitating Dick's acrobatic moves perfectly. Knowing where Cass and Damian are no matter their amazing assassin skills because he can feel it.

And while I dont really understand what the soul stone is, it sure is great when spiderman has far too many ghosts around him and Duke is like "what why, do you know you're Heavily haunted?"

I love Spiderman nerding out with Tim but also nerding out with Jason!! Jason and Spiderman riding on his bike and Spiderman just goes, alright give me a sec, and fucking jumps out of the bike right after staying STANDING UP on the bike for far too many seconds than a regular human being can.

I love Spiderman religiously avoiding Batman because he learned of the no meta rule and very much not knowing most if not all of Batman's rules are very easily bended and have multiple exceptions.

Its fun and I like it and i wanna write it. But that means I gotta write and i dont wanna write.

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will miss beloved ever come back to us? 👀

Absolutely. We’ve got a plan. It’ll just be a hot sex 😭😭

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bruce who thinks tim is his one good honest and reliable child and his best friend superman who knows full well that tim is full of shit but bruce will not hear a bad word against him and it drives him INSANE

clark watches tim lie through his fucking teeth about a mission that clark was THERE for and he can’t even hear his heart miss a beat. tim grins at him behind bruce’s back and it’s at this point that clark realises that tim can straight up control his heartbeat to the point that not even superman can tell. he usually just doesn’t bother because he knows bruce wont listen to a word clark says anyway so who gives a fuck.

clark is terrified of this child. jon befriends damian and the JLA are confused as to why he’s not even a little worried about his kid hanging out with the scary sword kid but he’s just so relieved bcs next to tim this is nothing.

then kon comes home to introduce his boyfriend and clark’s stood there like. FUCK NO PLEASE GOD

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Girl dad Silco is a source of endless entertainment for me

Extra doodles:

Someone save Sevika, she is in hell

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Tmr is my birthday IDK if its /pos or /neg tho ✌✌

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Some more Jason please enjoy the crumbs

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i love you leather i love you latex i love you rubber i love you kink i love you fetish i love you gay people

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My ideal beginning to a Batman movie:

We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates

“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”

*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*

*record scratch, freeze frame*

“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”

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"Dick Grayson is the mentally stable one of the Batfamily"

Ah yes, the same Dick Grayson who literally every time a particularly unpleasant event happens his most normal "coping method" is HALLUCINATIONS.

"Dick Grayson, the multiversal constant," yes, just like his hallucinations are Dick's constant in every freaking universe.

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Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%

Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine

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I think Grayson would make an incredibly good 10 ep TV series but only if they leaned into making it extremely trippy. use Spyral's hypnos technology to mess with the viewer and create a 'who is who' mystery. it's only revealed that Agent 37 is Dick Grayson episode 3 and all of a sudden you're like "why is 37 talking to Bruce Wayne? is Batman in this universe?" 50/50 campy spy action and psychological thriller, culminating in a narrative arc about how Dick is using his funny persona to cope with extreme trauma. themes of perception and persona. aesthetically, it would draw on 70s/80s spy chic, flamboyant colors, music videos. lots of eye candy objectification of Grayson but then make it about his sexual trauma in the finale. strong first person narration where Grayson tells you he's everyone, he's no one, he's whoever you want him to be.

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hot take apparently but i think it's good for white people to relate to poc's art. i think it's good for straight people to relate to queer art. stop acting like we're different species who could never possibly understand each other what the fuck is wrong with you

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Bruce having a particularly severe depressive episode, the fully-bedridden kind, and everyone freaking out, no idea what to do

Except Tim. Who rolls his eyes and his sleeves and says “Stand back and let the expert handle it. Seriously, he’s not even being violent, this is easy mode.”

And he bullies Bruce out of bed, shoves him in a shower, is waiting when he finishes with food that he threatens to stuff directly into Bruce’s mouth until Bruce dazedly reaches out for it.

He drags Bruce, blinking, out into the sunshine on the front porch. He calls Ace and Titus and arranges them on Bruce’s legs. He drops a tantalizing crossword onto the table at Bruce’s side, with a pen that looks like a rubber chicken, and when Bruce sees it he almost, almost gives an amused huff.

The rest of the family trails after them like a gaggle of bewildered geese, mouths agape.