#hijacked smp

[ghosttb0y]

“Even in death, your voice echoes in my mind relentlessly.”

c!ghost is BACK and BETTER THAN EVER. Gunna do some redesigning aswell so expect a new ref sheet soon!

[baasiix]

RE-RISING STAR! i have no clue how tumblr works i'm just a guy,, anyway this is my OC named Creek he's from a thing called HSMP / HijackedSMP :]

[eldritchtransmasccrow]

oh right these are two of my characters - meet c!Vexish (left) and c!Dare (right). They switch from being friends to being fruity often, neither of them really knows which of those two things they are or which of those two things they prefer, but they're happy with each other and to them that's all that matters right now.

[blocksruinedme]

Etho is going to win Secret Life.

My top options:

- Etho gets lost underground, everyone else kills each other, he doesn't notice and they have to /kill him

- It's Cleo and Etho, he tries to die for her, she gets angry and doesn't understand. Forced to duel, Etho kills her while trying not to cry.

- Cleo, Etho and Grian left. It's everything she's ever wanted, and everything she hoped to never have. Cleo and Grian take each other out while Etho stands in the corner looking uncomfortable. They die, he looks around for other people - he didn't realize they were the last ones left. He says "oh snappers" and logs off.

- Etho was sick recording. He curled up in a corner to take a sleepy nap and missed everything. He was killed by lightning while snoozing.

- Bdubs kills everyone to protect Etho. Etho is mildly befuddled. When Bdubs announces he's going to jump off a cliff so Etho wins, he says "Ok?"

How else might Etho win Secret Life?

prayer circle i wake up tomorrow to a cleo/etho finale btw. if it's a finale at all i mean it might not be. but prayer circles that,

[leolingo]

waking up and seeing dream’s rip off project just breaks my heart man what the hell qsmp barely had two weeks to shine and now he’s introducing a VERY similar project in larger scale and uglier graphics and its just “the two are allowed to co-exist?” be fucking serious for a second dude why are you doing this NOW at the height of a project spearheaded by someone that used to call you a friend? like just . logistically speaking comercially speaking when you see how obviously similar these concepts are Why would you announce it now when you know someone else is getting the spotlight for once.

its hard not to call it spite or jealousy or anything of the sort when we cant confirm the timelines of this new project’s development but it REALLY, really feels like something unkind. not only that but it feels really gross to see most aspects of quackity’s passion project warped into something worse.. like LIVE TRANSLATION? really? bc dream of course wouldnt expect people to try and learn the different languages to communicate. he probably doesnt understand how redundant and ultimately hindering it will be to rely 100% on automated translation because 1) he’s not bilingual nor does he make any effort to understand the bilingual experience 2) he has no actual interest in the learning process of foreign languages or the different linguistic communities on twitch and in content creation in general . which makes me wonder WHY he is leading this and very likely profitting off of it when there’s no real reason for him to associate himself with this kind of cultural project other than . wanting to be relevant i guess.

during squidcraft, i didnt see him attempt a single word in spanish. i saw dream use google translate or straight up speak english (fast, idiomatic english at that) to spanish speakers and otherwise not try to meet a communicative middle-ground in any way. if this is how he intends to take on “united SMP” i cant wait to see it fail.

quackity’s project is successful because he cares. its modeled after his own experience and thrives because he as a bilingual host is able to cater to both communities within it and work as a linguistic bridge when need be. which, as we have watched day after day on qsmp streams, becomes less and less necessary because the environment quackity is fostering is actually very concrete INCENTIVE FOR LANGUAGE LEARNING. people are actually interacting and having meaningful linguistic/cultural exchanges that actually LEAD TO LANGUAGE KNOWLEDGE AND UNDERSTANDING. how the fuck is that supposed to happen if theres live translation? ill tell you now, it won’t.

when we study linguistics in college one of the first things we learn in regards to foreign language teaching is that translation methods rarely fuckjng work. by doing that youre limiting human interaction and actually DISTURBING the learning possibilities because youre taking away Real, varied input. dream doesnt know what he’s doing and its so upsetting to watch. dont even get me started on “language rankings” or whatever the fuck the competitive aspect is supposed to be

the project is just so flawed and the timing couldnt be worse. quackity is doing such a great job and? you just try to hijack his idea like this even though you clearly lack both the heart and the knowledge to make something like this work? to me it just appears so sour. so mean-spirited and uninspired. i dont even know man i just dont like it

[bluishfrog]

HAPPY 1-YEAR OF DRAWING ANNIVERSARY TO ME!

(Warning: slightly longer post incoming cause sometimes I gotta be a sentimental bitch ok? So let's go on a little trip down memory lane.)

This day, a year ago, I made my very first fanart. It was dnf (if that surprises you, then welcome to being on my blog for the very first time). I drew a little frog face too so I could use it as a watermark (fun fact: I still use that very same first one).

I immediately put my drawing up on twt because I told myself that I wasn't gonna be afraid of having people see that I was at the very beginning of this journey and had no clue what I was doing. That instead of being bad at art, I was gonna be awesome at being a beginner who doesn't know shit.

I started with little doodles and silly comics and then I laughed way too long when the first drawing of mine that gained some attention was a dnf butt joke. At the time I was trying to balance shipping and non-shipping art so I didn't even draw dnf that much but in hindsight it's probably the only possible way this could have gone.

At the very end of August I woke up to @honelle56 caps-locking at me in my messages - I was very confused and tired (I am no morning person and I will never be, fuck off with your mornings) because Dranart liked my drawing of singing Dream. Dranart was my 17th follower on twt which is a useless yet extremely funny fact about my time on that hellsite.

I also drew human!patches because a) patches was and will always be my favorite dteam member and b) it was a really cute trend and while I do love drawing dream, george and sapnap, I was also quite happy to try drawing anything but a white man for once. And I really liked how the drawing turned out.

Much, much later, I tried to draw my first slightly more realistic looking drawing. I was extremely confused on how to draw anything like this. Especially their hair gave me tons of trouble but given my experience, I think it's not a bad attempt.

When hijacked smp started I obviously wanted to participate, and I drew c!blu who doesn't associate with any side in particular but instead serves soup to everyone who visits her tavern 'The Soup House'. She also wants to be paid in stories from all around the map.

One of the events I was most excited about was dnf week. I even collaborated with two talented writers and I drew the corresponding art for two fics.

(Fun or not so fun fact: when twt had like three hundred collaborative aneurysms about the situation at that moment, that was when I created this tumblr account. I didn't use it super actively (I guess I needed another situation to fully make the switch) but I at least started the account that now developed quite a bit since then.)

I didn't really draw at all through January and February and I actually kinda thought I would move on from that hobby and fandom (not because of negative feelings, just because I didn't really have the urge to create anything within this fandom) and then situations happened and now I am here; and for some reason that is beyond any logic and my understanding I am now even more insane about dteam.

Wild to me but we are rolling with it now, I guess.

Since I got here, I drew more than ever (I actually think I might have made more drawings in the month since I got here than I made the whole rest of the year). There's just such an active and funny community here that cares about fan works for the sake of creating and not just because a CC might see it.

Unfortunately, Tumblr won't let me add more than 10 images in one post (maybe fortunately for everyone who has this monstrosity of a post on their dash). So if you want to see all the progress I made since I got here, you can look at everything in my art tag. For now, I will close this post with one of the art works from the past month that I like the most:

Can't wait to see what the next year might bring :)

Love, blu

[grimaussiewitch]

(Note this won’t be for a while as I’m currently busy and there’s a bunch of other events going on, it’ll be closer to the near year)

Hey mcyt fans, if I was to suggest a gift exchange themed around weddings, would you be interested in hearing me out?

It would work via ao3 where you fill out 3-10 prompts and 3-10 offers and you’ll be assigned a person but you’ll still be able to see everyone’s prompts so you can make a treat or two as a bonus.

Doesn’t even have to be romantic/shipping, here’s some examples:

Prompt 1: heart foundation boys run a wedding cake shop and have to bake their tallest cake yet (Skizz & BigB & Tango) art, fic

Prompt 2: after too many wars and attacks, an arranged marriage is set between two empires (any empires smp ship) fic, web weave

Prompt 3: someone in House Builder Gang has made a new speedrun challenge: quicker marriage and divorce (HBG) fic, web weave

Prompt 4: what would flower husbands wedding playlist be? (Jimmy/scott) playlist

Prompt 5: Quackity finally has a proposal fall through, now he has to plan out a wedding on behalf of his partner’s request. No Vegas shotgun wedding, a proper ceremony and he’s stressing. (Quackity/anyone) fic, art

Prompt 6: Martyn tries to stop the rendoc wedding (ren/doc and optional ren/Martyn or Martyn/doc or ren/martyn/doc) fic, art, web weave, playlist

Prompt 7: anyone’s perspective at a wedding minus the people getting married (insert smp here) fic

Prompt 8: gempearl wedding but it ends with heartbreak (gem/pearl), fic, web weave, playlist

Prompt 9: beeduo wedding playlist but Tommy hijacked it so half is the original music and the other half is whatever Tommy put in there (Ranboo & Tubbo or Ranboo/Tubbo), playlist

Prompt 10: a day in the life of Cleo making or selling wedding attire, art, web weave

Along with this will be you wants and don’t want and you don’t have to have them for the same prompt. Want one to be fluffy and the other one don’t have fluff? Put it down in the wants and don’t want!

Offers would simply be what you’re comfortable in creating.

Offer 1: hermitcraft smp, XYZ ships, will do art and fic

Offer 2: dream smp, only platonic relationships, will do art, fic, playlist

Offer 3: empires smp, XYZ ships, will do playlist and web weave

Offer 4: life series, XYZ ships but mostly platonic relationships, will do fic

When it’s closer to putting together I will put down what’s allowed and not allowed, Eg: RPF/RPS and Explicit ratings (nothing wrong with explicit fics I just don’t trust minors wanting that or an adult giving that to a minor, I don’t want that responsibility)

I’ll ask again sometime in November because there’s too many events happening or going to happen and I’m a bit too busy this month to even start on this XP

So consider this a half baked interest check? I guess???

[minecraftrelatedrandomness]

2 december pirates smp lore summary, aka WHAT HAVE WE LEARNT TODAY my god this is messed up

obvious disclaimers: spoiler warning, everything is roleplay

cw for livestreams:

apo: shouting, mentioned past torture of a child-like non-human entity (non-graphic)

kuervo: food insecurity mention, grief (via p!water), guns and gunshots, what we in the present day would call human rights violations (on at least 2 different levels), self-harm (hitting onself to ensure consciousness), shaky breath (possibly panic attack?)

apo summary (~30 mins)

apo finds graecie at the nightingale tavern, who confronts him about his motives

they sail to the "touching the stars" quest site for a more peaceful environment (graecie's idea)

graecie was trying to hard to stay calm, bless her

apo tries to justify himself, in that he came here in search of freedom and that he was trying to protect the isles from the "evil" of cruppy (whom he is convinced is a manifestation of the corruption and is gonna kill everyone)

he also thinks alphie will approve of his actions… and considers but doesn't tell graecie about martyn threatening him to kill acho (1 dec)

graecie continues to defend cruppy in that it, according to her, has the mental age of a toddler and that apo is compromising his "morals" for something he hasn't even been successful in achieving yet

graecie decides to stay at the quest site to mull things over while apo takes her boat (with permission) to go back to the isles

she also says that she refuses to give up on apo even if apo has given up on the nightingales (her words, summarized)

apo now believes he has to do something he doesn't want to do

apo lore revelations

apo might know more about cults than he initially lets on

the golden necklace he wears is a locket containing a picture of him and the former owner of the locket (probably alphie)

kuervo summary (~1 hour)

previously on pirates smp (1 dec), kuervo saw a cultist at the door to the kite tavern and got knocked out and yoinked

he wakes up in the amethyst cave where the rescue mission happened back on 13 oct (it takes him a while to realize this), and can't find a way out

he decides to take a nap because he's too tired to keep looking for a way out (chat was panicking because they thought he was gonna die if he did sleep)

cut to a shot of kuervo in the marnie cage getting zapped by a petrification beam and barely consciously trying to break out (overlaid with heartbeat effects)

kuervo then somehow WAKES UP in the tiny hut outside the big amethyst cave hole and finds a pistol with 4 bullets

he tries to figure out his surroundings, gets cornered by a cultist to get back down the cave or else, and then shoots the cultist (and… chat says he was having a whole panic attack after that)

CUE THE FLASHBACK to 16yo kuervo (recently promoted?) getting commended and invited to dinner with the armada commanders and being super excited about it (chat declares their undying adoration for him as a kid and i agree)

kuervo sails back to the isles by hijacking a cultist ship and is very salty about chat asking about his past, and decides it's too dangerous for him to hang around any longer

he leaves the kites and packs up his stuff to finish his revenge "quest", visits water in her home to comfort her about the wedding, say goodbye, and get supplies (like a lasting supply of food just in case he has to face food insecurity in the future, and money for another pistol)

he also revises his letter to the armada to come and get him and convinces water to send it off for him via the castaway. there is a promised goodbye hug in the kuervo lore "finale"

he moves into the main town tavern for his "last few days" on the isles to wait for the armada to come get him

kuervo lore revelations

kuervo is a VERY good shot with a pistol

he has a brother, implied to be older (probably alex if going by his last character lore stream on 13 nov); the brother was well-known in the armada

kuervo was almost definitely a child soldier (getting a "new" crew at age 16? he had to have been there for a while for that to happen…), probably indoctrinated into the autocracy that is naya (dw it happens to the best of us)

he didn't have that red hair (dye) streak at age 16

the cultists apparently experimented on him while he was asleep/unconscious… and it didn't work

kuervo has 8 rings out of a collection of 10, and intends to get his last 2. it's implied he might have killed the armada's commanders, 1 ring for each kill? (nothing is said directly on stream but this is the most likely option according to chat live reaction)

naya is located in the distant northwest

either alex is alive, or kuervo is planning to die. i personally suspect the latter, given the ending of his 18 nov stream

[ghosttb0y]

Ehi Ghost, can you remind me who are all these Pony Characters, I see one of them is your Dsmp-AU-Persona, but the others???

Sure!

So the entire au is called Hijacked SMP (post dsmp, so after the explosion) and me and my moots took our sonas and turned them into ponies!

You know c!ghost already! So here’s the rest:

First we got c!lucid (@luciidkatt):

Then c!creek (@creekunderscore):

c!fer (@ferni_art:):

c!lynk (@lynksies):

Then lastly c!cozy (@cozyscupid):

Everyone created their pony designs so I just decided to draw them together! There’s other hsmp members aswell but they don’t have their pony designs yet 😭 but that’s some of the gang!

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'll make the dream smp fans hijack all your posts

[piningpebbles]

god and in the same conversation that niki, with the softest voice, said "i started baking again" with a hope we haden't seen in so long - jack said, voice tired and strained "i told him everything he did to me and he just shrugged it off as if it were nothing".

they both just wanted the other to be happy. she invited him to her city, she told him about the second chances that had treated her so kindly after so much hurt, she wanted him to let go of what she thought was the same misdirected anger that had just caused more pain.

but their anger wasn't the same, and the second chances that brought her people who valued her voice only got him hurt again and again and again, he couldn't let go. he desperately wanted to, he needed that closure she had, but no matter how hard he tried he couldn't grasp it.

and as the ties strewn between them (born in anger and pain) grew thin with promises made to visit turning empty, with notions of second chances going fruitless, they both ended as far apart from each other as they could, one safe (healing) and the other gone (never able to heal).

crocket duo codependancy lets make eachother worse swagger (which is literally what they wanted so whats the matter? why would we get better when the objective is to be worse? but what if i want to get better, i started baking again) rips pillow with my teeth

[HITS THEM WITH A 2X4] this is also why it makes me feel insane in the membrane when people say that the syndicate was a bad choice for cniki bc like. she didn't spiral in the same way that jack did BECAUSE of the syndicate she had a support system that helped her grieve and process her grief but jack was alone!! he was alone!!! she literally managed to escape the narrative with the syndicate and he destroyed it completely. what if i died

[cdreambur]

au where dream is a privateer and wilbur is a pirate.

they have an ongoing rivalry, dream believing himself to be better because of his permit from the crown while wilbur doesn't see dream as a real raider because of his protection from the royals.

the two of them and their crews often clash with each other since they sail in the same waters and sometimes target the same ships.

insults, banter, and fights between them are common.

but one day, dream arrives at the castle to report back to the king and collect his payment and finds the court in an excited flurry, whispers surrounding him everywhere he goes.

he asks one of the servants about it after his audience with the king, breath hitching when the young man answers, "they've captured captain soot."

that night, dream returns to his ship with a sinking feeling in his stomach that he can't quite explain.

over the next weeks, he goes about his business like usual, sailing through the familiar sea and hijacking ships from the enemies.

something feels off though.

there's no rival crew to fight them for the attack, no brown coat fluttering in the wind, no sassy remarks when dream and his friends transport their loot over to their ship.

and dream admits to himself that maybe, he liked wilbur a lot more than he wanted to.

during his next visit to the castle, he keeps his ears open, learning that wilbur's being held in one of the torture chambers below the dungeon.

something about the words makes his heart twist painfully.

in the end, he asks his crew for help, all of them surprisingly willing to save wilbur.

with their help, dream has no problem breaking in and getting the keys from the body of an unconscious guard, leaving his quartermaster and best friend, sapnap, on look-out while he slips down to the chambers.

it's dark and wet, the air thick and stuffy. only one door in the corridor is closed, and dream has to try four keys before he finally finds the right one.

what he finds on the other side almost makes him throw up.

wilbur's lying on the dirty floor, his back torn up and bloody. there are chains around his wrists, and dream can see the bruising underneath them, blue and green and black. his usually fluffy brown curls are tangled and soaked with sweat and blood, and when dream steps closer, he can see cuts and burn marks all over wilbur's arms.

he reaches out, wanting to unlock the chains, but when his fingers brush wilbur's, the brunet flinches violently, a sob echoing through the room.

"please, no, no more. please, i can't- please."

dream's heart breaks at the desperate words, and he swallows before he finally whispers, "i- it's dream. wil, i'm here to help you, i promise, please just let me help you."

finally, wilbur looks at him.

it's gut-wrenching, brown eyes that used to be warm and twinkling with mischief now dull and devastatingly empty.

but there's recognition shimmering in them, and when dream reaches out the next time, wilbur stays still, allowing him to open the lock and tug the metal away from wilbur's wrists.

getting him up and out of the cell is a slow process, but in the end, they make it back up to the rest of the crew and together, they return to the smp in the last remains of darkness.

as their resident doctors, karl and bad are tasked with taking care of wilbur's countless injuries, and despite dream's protests, the two of them kick everyone out of the captain's quarters.

it's only in the evening that dream's allowed back, finding wilbur bandaged up and mostly awake in his bed.

they talk for a long time. about what happened, how they can find wilbur's ship and crew. about their families and their friends and why the sea makes them happy.

they fall asleep next to each other, wilbur's hand carefully held in dream's own.

two days later, they find the l'manberg in the hidden cave wilbur described to them, and the reunion between the captain and his crew even makes george cry.

dream and his crew come to the unanimous decision to stay.

that night, dream burns his permit from the king before stepping up to the bow of the ship, joining his new captain.

[hermitcraftguesstheauthorevent]

By MawoftheMagnetar.

Summary:

Tango's used to weird dreams. Having his dreams hijacked by a desperate scientist, though? That's something different. ...At least this Zedaph guy seems pretty nice?

[i-dont-know-i-just-like-dragons]

The dream smp if they were at a house party

(Disclaimer: I’m referring to the characters and not the ccs so don’t hurt me)

Tommy and Tubbo hijacked an unsecured bluetooth speaker and are now rickrolling everyone

Dream and George are making out (quite heatedly) in the corner. Sapnap is next to them calmly scrolling on his phone.

Schlatt passed out drunk half an hour ago

Quackity and Wilbur left together and either one of them is going to be found dead in a creek in the morning or wake up somewhere very different to where they had expected. The bench trio is now unsupervised.

Tubbo dared Tommy to try an a l c o h o l i c b e v e r a g e and now ranboo is trying to restrain him

Techno showed up to supervise the bench trio and regrets it because he’s an introvert

Ranboo has a panic attack

Eret is dancing (and looking amazing)

Foolish is also dancing

Nikki is drunkenly burning random objects (techno is soberly hyping her up)

Bad (who threw the party) is trying to get everyone to leave because this wasn’t is intention.

Connor is prank calling a random McDonnald’s

Bad sits with skeppy exasperatedly and dosent know what to do

Puffy is next door and notices them asks them to turn down the music never let tommy negotiate with somebody he dosent turn down the music.

Fundy turns down the music so Puffy dosent call the cops Tubbo turns it back up the second puffy is back in her house.

Ant and velvet run upstairs

Jack is now in charge of the music

Charlie has stolen (eaten) numerous (non-edible) items

Tommy tries to sell drugs (he dosent have any)

Sapnap is now in the kitchen and starts flirting with karl

Dream begins being a menace to tommy Techno fights him

Callahan records the fight

Jack stops them and while he’s abandoned his post at keeping the music at a moderate volume Tommy turns it back up

Puffy calls the cops

Sam breaks the party up (mostly)

they go somewhere else and more chaos ensues

[doubleslashkarma]

so what I'm hearing is more like

lifesteal fans am I right or am I wrong

[analog-cottage-gore]

Older oneshot I made for afterlife smp

Lauren stared at the letter in her hands.

It was from Scott, which was nice. It had been a while since Scott had contacted her, although she didn’t blame him as the last time someone had hijacked a server he lived on before third and last life was not the best don’t think about it, don’t think-. Still, it was nice to hear from her brother once in a while.

The letter looked official, fancy.

Dear Player,

You're being cordially invited to join Afterlife. Afterlife is a hybrid-only server, protected from any more recent events. – The Admin

She was slightly confused before noticing the note at the bottom.

Dear Lauren, I thought that you might like an invitation. The admin and I are friends and he agreed to invite you. I've missed you, and I hope that we can talk more.

The Worst, Scott.

She laughed at the old joke. Then she remembered the recent events mentioned in the letter, and she abruptly stopped. She'd seen the news recently, and she had promptly avoided public servers, opting to stay home. She was hesitant at first before quickly writing her reply, and getting ready. A safe space would be nice, and much safer than her small private world. What could go wrong?

They could find you, the hunters, or them don't be STUPID IT'S NOT SAFE

Nothing, that's what.