#hihi anon!!

[moodbroads]

the happy hippos taste so good

they're filled with a white chocolate light whipped cream type of thing but the outside is a nice crunchy texture it's really good

BRO I WANNA MOVE OVER THERE JUST SO I CAN GET THESE THINGS THEY SOUND LIKE HEAVEN

wait i got a worldbuilding idea >:)

day 1763, its april...and theres not a happy hippo in sight. ever since the world was destroyed by nukes during a war for happy hippos. i dont want to see any chocolate in my sight again. but i crave just one more taste of happy hippos..the white chocolate whipped cream, the crunch...but 'mArS' dosent have that. not a single thing im even familiar with on old earth at least! im tired of these blue mangos and weird swirly bananas! i just want something that looks and tastes like home, our old planet..our planet that we have evolved on for millions of years up to this point! this useless point where we decided to fly into space and blow it up! no species kills its own kind more then us. why would we kill our own kind anyways?! why would we wipe away the rock that generations have lived on?? im not even sure we explored all of earth yet either. im just sure i have to destroy humanity and humankind myself. i dont even consider im one of them anymore. those bloodthirsty monsters thought they could rule every inch of the galaxy..well i guess ill have to teach them that theres limits.

UHHH ANYWAYS have a happy hippo hotwheel car ehehee

[elsfairy]

am i slightly crazy for wanting loser!abby touching herself to a picture of you? maybe, but its fine

ugh you’re absolutely not crazy, i want it too. again, thank you for 2k ily ♡

The whimpers and moans bouncing off the walls of her small bedroom walls were borderline pornographic, but the squelching sounds coming from between her legs were on the other hand— obscene, filthy even. It was pathetic really, she was with you not even 4 hours ago, and here she was now, fingers buried and curled in her cunt, phone placed in the other hand, and a photo of you from god knows when on the screen. How could she explain every feeling and emotion you give her when you’re just effortlessly pretty and she somehow forgets how to speak and voice her mind when you look at her, with those wide eyes, and little pout?

It was simple, she didn’t— didn’t know how to explain that you were so pretty that it made her underwear damp and her thighs clench when you were around. She certainly didn’t want you to find her weird or creepy so when you both parted ways after your little date, the first thing she did when she got back home was strip all her clothes off, find the perfect— all your photos are perfect, but that didn’t stop her finding the one she always found herself doing this to, one of you in nothing but a bikini when you both took a trip to the beach, and instantly shoving her hand between her legs. The same fingers she so badly wants to see in your mouth, in your cunt.

She isn’t quite sure how many times just looking at a picture of you has made her cum tonight, but she wasn’t going to stop anytime soon. her legs were starting to ache with how long they’d been open, and the hand she was currently holding up her phone with, has slightly gone numb. Her hair is far from being that perfect braid anymore, it’s now messy, sticking to her forehead, and the sounds of squelching, had her whimpering— selfishly imagining that it was your fingers in her pussy. shamelessly wanting your lips around her clit and pathetically wanting it to be your mouth she cums in.

“want your fuckin’ mouth so bad— fuck”

You drive Abby crazy. crazy enough that she will gladly cum as many times as she can until she’s able to see you again.

[tonycries]

Hey .

[jaylaxies]

yunjin fucking you dumb using a strap?

yunjin grabbing your ass and spanking it while fucking you from behind, pulling you up to whisper in your ear, “so fucking wet, you love being treated like a little fuckdoll, hm? i’ll treat you like a fuckdoll now,” she chuckles, pushing your face into the pillow and holding your waist, thrusting into you harder than before as you whimper, crying about how you want more and more, only for your pleas to be muffled by the pillow, her fingers rubbing your clit as the strap on hits the deepest spots in you <3

[tulpar-transmissions]

disclaimer before i start writing this is just kind of a brain dump. so. yeag 👍

it really fucking bothers me. how the mouthwashing fandom tags things. especially their character HATE. ohh my god.

They will make a post that is just "I HATE JIMMY" repeated 27 times. And then they put it in #Jimmy Mouthwashing.

Now, I completely understand WHY. He's an absolute piece of shit and should rot in hell for all eternity.

But it also... really sucks. I dunno. Maybe I'm being a little bitch, but it's always so aggressive. Saying that Jimmy should kill himself and that you want to kill him and all of that.

It really sucks. And as a fictive of Jimmy, it's upsetting to a point where I sometimes worry about making posts about myself, because we are so violent to him.

Sometimes, when I'm having a really rough time, I like to go look through my tag. It's nice. I like seeing art of myself. It's fun!

But I can't, because I know that I'm going to see "Jimmy should actually kill himself," and I know that it's going to be untagged.

Maybe I'm just overreacting? I dunno. I truly do understand why we say these things, but it's really shitty to me. I mean, come on. The general untagged "kys" jokes bother me anyway, but it especially hurts like this.

I'm not mad at anyone. I'm not upset. I'm not apologizing for canon. I'm not taking moral high ground. I'm just talking about something that upsets me.

If you took the time to read this, thank you. I appreciate it /gen

It's not even that you have to keep everything out of the character tags! Maybe just use "#fuck jimmy" or "#i hate jimmy" or something? Make it a common thing, so that filtering it actually does something.

Again, thank you! Much love to the entire community, y'all are awesome 💖 /p /gen

Sincerely, Jimmy 📗🌿 :)

[hotcat37]

NSFW JANCE HEADCANONS PLEASE AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSSS

your life....hand it over 🐈💥 (idk if a disclaimer is really necessary but just know if you see their dynamic way differently that's totally OK ofc :P)

-their foreplay is insanely long, they'll practically already be riling each other up on stage by exchanging heated glances and playfully bullying each other. Then comes the edging when they realize they can't just teleport straight home after a gig ☠ By the time they're actually in private they'll have calmed down again and will have to do foreplay AGAIN to get back in the mood for sex

-I don't see them as the couple that has sex daily or even that often but when they do it's passionate and so worth it

-Nace usually bottoms YES I SAID IT but Jan is a lazy top and so Nace will sometimes have to be a power bottom by necessity to get things done lmao Most of the time they'll prefer to have a soft and playful mood with dim lighting and food waiting for them afterwards

-not super kinky but they like putting each other in 🎉situations🎉 and they have an ongoing game where one person will have the other in a certain position or outfit etc and then the next time they have sex the previous 'victim' gets to do something fun. Ex: Nace will handcuff Jan to the bed one night and then the next day Jan will make Nace wear a maid's dress out of 'revenge' 😋 It keeps things fun and interesting for them

-aftercare is a long and gentle process. Lots of checking in, massaging sore spots and sharing a water bottle. Once everyone is clean they'll let their pets back into the bedroom and fall into a big cuddle pile <3

[sparklingchim]

Hey!! I love your work and I've a request for lwh.

Imagine mc, jk and nabi are at a parent's teacher meeting. Nabi must be in 2nd grade or something in this. The mc is talking to this single dad with a cute lil son and they really vibe so they exchange numbers and all and mc is just happy she can help a new friend out if need be. And jk and nabi are just jealous and sulking in this corner like how dare she talk to them???? For nabi it's like she's her mama so why is she talking to that boy while jk is just about to marry her for his own satisfaction.

No matter if you decide to write this or not, thank you so much!

bestie ur a genuis i think im gonna turn this into a longer fic !! thank u for the idea <3

[christinafurby]

I think you would look awesome in a viking outfit?

What kind of Viking outfitter are we talking? 🤔 .. my inner Viking thanks you? 😇 I like to model all types of different stuff I'm not scared of fashion.. So I can always look stuff up and just add it to the list and it can always be nice to window shop / look at / if I ever get it or anybody else you'll see it modeled on here for sure! Haha

Modeling list:💃🏻 https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/DWAK35SZQ3HK?ref_=wl_share

Heels/shoes list: 👠👟 https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2FQAAF3UKG4P?ref_=wl_share

Valentine's Day list:

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1UP41I73PCY3X?ref_=wl_share

If you find anything on there that you'd like to see on my list, feel free to send me a link and I'll see if I'll add it 😇

[anpmalies]

Request for any of the legendary bladers!

two for one deal! bc kenta loves to annoy ryuga hehe

[ID: Digital bust fanart of ryuga and kenta. Kenta is standing close to ryuga, his face tilted up and his hand on his chin, looking at ryuga and smiling. He says: "We make a pretty good duo, huh?" Ryuga is looking at him in annoyance, tugging on a piece of Kenta's hair while answering: "Shut up kid." End ID.]

[mncxbe]

who tf is John😭😭 the only John I know is like... John pork, Jfk, John Krasinski, John Lennon, John Travolta, John Mayer, John wick, John Cena, John doe, and my friend's Dad 😭😭

i typed too many johns it doesn't look like a word now 🐑🐑💥

the John Cena sjsjsjsj i'm rolling around the room. hi sheep glad to see you back i missed you baby♡♡ and unironically now John is the blond guy from the Guild

[amethvysts]

alguma possibilidade de fazer headcanons de bridgerton com o cast de lsdln??

pior que eu não sei te dizer diva kkk eu já iniciei uns headcanons sobre lsdln!príncipes da disney, e não tem muita fantasia, então eu acho que é quase a mesma vibe. pretendo também fazer alguns sobre enzo!principe, mas com uma pegada mais moderna

[thisismeracing]

that pic of mick in the garage with a camera … boyfriend!mick is totally your personal photographer. you can’t go anywhere or do anything without him wanting to take a million pictures of you. even if you think you look bad, he tells you how pretty you look and how happy he is to capture all your memories together. he’s also printed out and framed a few of his favorite pictures to keep around his apartment.

100%!!!!! He would use all his cameras on you, get a polaroid, keep a picture of you on his wallet, just super fluffy obsessed bf 😩

[sublieu]

GRASPS YOU LIKE ONE OF THOSE SQUISHES BEFORE PLACING YOU DOWN AT SOME TEA PARTY SET UP WITH MINIATURE FOOD THAT IS CONSIDERED FANCY WHEN IN ACTUALITY ITS JUST GLORIFIED FINGER FOOD

SITS DOWN ACROSS FROM YOU LIKE A IDIOT PREPARED TO FAIL AT EXPLAINING THE REQUST I HAVE

FIRST OF ALL I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY I LOVE HOW YOU WRITE FOR THE LEGO MONKIE KID CHARACTERS AND GET SO EXCITED WHENEVER YOU POST (NOT JUST FOR YOUR FANFICTIONS BUT THE RANDOM STUFF YOU SPEW OUT TOO CAUSE I FIND YOU GENUINELY FUNNY AND SOMEONE WHO HAS A FUN PRESENCE)

ANYWAYS ENJOY A (TOTALLY NOT FAKE) MINI SANDWICH WHILE I CONTINUE ON WITH MY RAMBLING

This will be rather vanilla compared to your other writing so my apologies in advance if the request doesn’t seem enjoyable to make TT

I was hoping for a fanfiction centered around Redson showing a more softer side for his partner that struggles to convey their sexual desire for intercourse and generally needs more reassurance (once they crossed that barrier) during the prep stage cause it’s their first time

Everything else can be left up to your own Interpretation!

THANK YOU FOR READING THROUGH THIS ALL AND COMING TO MY TEA PARTY I HOPE WE CAN TALK AGAIN SOON -🧋♡

UNHAND ME AT ONCE

[cosmoenthusiast]

Hi

Hi.

[kittykatkatelol]

Omg it's 😈❤️ of fictionkinfessions. Very nice to see ya

shhhhhh 🤫 no one can know tis me /silly

[christinafurby]

Spanky is finally back.

I'm finally back(Ish) aswell! I've been really weak over these past couple days so I haven't been on because I've been trying to rest. I have to do my nail stuff again since Valentine's day is approaching fast. I'll definitely answer a few questions today tho. :)